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Daremo inai kyoushitsu de kimi to futarikiri de

Together with you, all alone in the empty classroom

Me ga atte chikadzuite… You & I meippai asobou

Our eyes meet, we draw near… you & I should play to our fullest!

You’re just my friend Just my friend

You’re just my friend, just my friend

Dakedo ki ni naru sonzai

But your presence is stuck in my mind.

Naze darou? Hoka no ko to waratteru to mune no oku ga hirikiri shichau!

Why does my heart cry in pain when I see you laughing with others?

Nee moshi ka kimi wa kidzukanai no?

Hey, maybe you haven’t realized?

Futsuu ijou koi miman de Love! kamoshirenai no

More than normal, this infatuation might really be love.

Futsuu ijou koi miman de Love! kamoshirenai no…

More than normal, this infatuation might really be love…

Today in Class 5-2

1st period

“Wiggle Wiggle”

Wiggle Wiggle

Hey, what did you guys watch on TV last night?

Baseball!

Me too!

Me three, me three!

That was a sweet game, wasn’t it?

Bottom of the 9th, and that amazing play—

Satou-kun.

We need to take care of the reports for health class, so could you stay after for a bit today?

Aihara Kazumi

Huh? Yeah, sure…

Satou Ryouta

See you.

Just the two of them alone together in the classroom after school…

Sounds a little suspicious to me!

What the heck are you morons thinking?

This sucks…

I’ve never really talked to Aihara before…

She never talks, and she has like no emotions…

But I really should break this awkward silence…

Aihara, let’s hurry up and finish these so we can go home.

Yeah.

No good…? Communication failure…

CRACK

Aihara…

I don’t really mean to butt into your eating habits…

… but I’m pretty sure mechanical pencils are bad for you.

That’s not it.

There’s this tooth that’s about to fall out…

… and I feel uneasy when I’m not biting something.

Oh… I see…

How about you, Satou-kun?

All of my adult teeth have already come in.

All of my adult teeth have already come in.

Crack

Crunch

Snap

Now I don’t have anything to write with…

Th-That’s fine. I’ll write instead.

Then, do you mind if I rest for a bit?

G-Go ahead.

Uh… there was a bug.

A bug… a bug, a bug!

Quit playing around and sit down.

Bug, bug…

Let’s hurry and finish—

What’s wrong?

Nothing, it’s just a paper cut.

Let me see.

Ow!

You just bit me, didn’t you?

Did not.

You definitely did.

Yeah, I did.

I’ve been trying all sorts of things since yesterday…

Gum, caramel, popsicle sticks…

Pencils, erasers, my flute, Pooch…

Your dog?!

This is it.

This is the most soothing…

Stop it!

It fell out…

It fell out?

Thanks for pulling it out!

But I still have some baby teeth, so could you lend me your finger for the next one?

2nd period

“Collarbones”

Collarbones.

Asano Yuuki

What’s that?! Porn?!

Crap!

Whoa, sweet!

What? A porno mag?!

No! This is a gravure!

What’s a gravure?

You see, a gravure is…

Ah, would you all shut up?! We’re guys, so we can’t help it! Right, Satou?

Hey… why’d you have to drag me into this…?

Guys only care about breasts…

So Satou-kun’s the same as the rest…

He’s the worst.

Tell them all, Ryouta! Tits make the woman!

Come on!

You see, girls are all about…

… their collarbones, I think.

Their collarbones?

Collarbones

I… I see… That’s awesome, Ryouta!

That’s deep, man…

All right! I managed to duck out of it!

Collarbones are not really “big” and “small” like boobs…

I wonder how they can tell which are good and which are bad…

That’s still bugging you?

Well, of course it is!

This is completely unheard of!

Now, now…

Either way, there’s no harm in showing them.

Just take a look at yourself, Yuuki-chan.

You’re showing them off here and there.

I bet that’s a real turn-on for Satou-kun.

What are you saying, Aihara-san?!

Huh? You wanna play dodgeball?

Okay, let’s play!

Huh?

The guys are getting together over there.

I wonder what they’re doing…

So… basically, with collarbones…

Just like how you water flowers, you have to treat them with love…

I see!

That’s why collarbones…

… have that pit in the middle!

That’s Satou for you!

He knows everything!

Satou, you’re awesome!

What am I doing here…?

It’s too late to just come out and say “actually, I like breasts more.”

Wait! Time-out!

Let’s take a break.

I’m kinda thirsty.

I’m gonna get some water.

Yeah!

In other words, Master, are you saying that “collarbones were not built in a day”?

Ah, gentlemen! Let’s take a break for now!

Aihara-san was pretty serious… I wonder why?

Even though this is all my fault in the first place, I just can’t keep up anymore.

Go on. You can drink first.

Thanks.

Umm…

I… I saw them by accident… but I could say that I really didn’t see anything…!

You were staring at them…

N-No…

My collarbones…

I don’t really get it, but…

Pervert!

3rd period

“Undefeated”

Undefeated.

Hirakawa. I will finally beat you today.

Oh~? That’ll be a change of pace.

Now…

Bring it!

All right, I win again!

Hirakawa Natsumi

Not even Ryouta can beat her…

She beats us all in basketball, too…

I wonder if there’s any guy out there stronger than Hirakawa…

Sorry, that’s too bad!

You were so close, though!

I want… a rematch…

Satou, recess is over.

Oh, no! I completely forgot!

Tamura-sensei asked me to get those red things from the storage shed!

Those red things?

You know, those things.

Oh, them?

Oh, them.

Satou-kun, help me out.

Why me?

I beat you, didn’t I?

This is your punishment!

Such a pain in the butt…

Quit complaining, you lost.

If you win, you do the same to me.

You better not go back on your word…

Then, I’ll make you spin around three times and—

But it’s not like you’ll ever beat me, so…

Huh? That’s weird. I don’t see them…

Keep looking.

There’s no way we could miss something that big.

They’re not here…

Huh…?

Wh-What the…?

Someone closed the door.

Close the doors you opened! Can’t these kids do something so simple?! Geez.

You’re all banned from using the equipment!

We’re locked in.

What’ll we do…? I’m scared of the dark…

Well, Tamura-sensei will notice sooner or later.

This is it. I found Hirakawa’s weakness.

I better get my revenge while I can!

I wonder if Sensei will notice…

What was that, what was that?!

I’m scared, I’m scared!

A ball fell out over there.

I can’t take this! I’m scared!

Satou-kun, where are you?

Pull down

Sensei.

What’s the matter?

Hirakawa-san and Satou-kun haven’t come back from the storage shed.

I was just there…

Hey, Hirakawa!

Calm down!

Come on, get off!

No! If I let go, you’ll just run away by yourself!

I won’t run away, so…! W-Wait!

Sensei, I can hear voices inside.

Yeah, you’re right.

Stop it!

Not there…!

Satou! Hirakawa! Are you in here?

Yuuki! I was so scared!

Saved…

Satou…

What did you do to Hirakawa?

Discipline!

4th period

“Dial”

Dial.

So it looks like it was someone from class 5-3 after all.

Seriously?

So I heard it was really weird…

Hidaka Megumi

Hey, Megumi-chan, you’re done eating?

If you’re not gonna eat that, then…

… I, the hyena of class 5-2, will take responsibility for this fried bread!

And I, the pudding!

H-Hey.

Pudding, pudding, pudding!

You put down your spoon!

That was obviously a sign of your loss of appetite!

Fine… I didn’t want to eat them anyway.

What are you saying?!

This combination of fried bread and pudding only comes once a year, if ever!

That’s right! Just like with Hikoboshi and Orihime during the Star Festival!

Why are you guys acting so important?

Anyway, I just don’t want them.

Megumi-chan’s worried about her weight.

When she weighed herself in the nurse’s office during recess, it looked like she had gained some weight.

Oh, that’s all?

Oh, shoot! Everyone’s gonna thing I’m a blabbermouth again…

That’s why I asked you.

She doesn’t look any different, though.

Please don’t tell anyone that you heard it from me!

Nurse’s Office

Sensei… did you leave already?

My stomach’s killing me.

I guess three fried bread rolls were a bit too much…

Ow, ow, ow…

I guess I’ll just rest here for now.

The dial for this scale is off.

Is someone playing a prank?

There we go, all fixed.

When she weighed herself in the nurse’s office during recess, it looked like she had gained some weight.

I see. So this is why…

I’m sorry, Megumi!

I won’t be able to tell you the truth!

Excuse me.

Is anyone here?

Huh? Megumi?

What’s she doing?

She came to weigh herself?

She’s really scared. This is kinda fun, so I’ll keep watching.

Lightening the load?

She’s lightening the load?

I didn’t think she was this worried about it…!

Crap! I have to hide!

Who knows what she’d say if she saw me!

I can’t see anything… need my glasses…

Oh, no… I have to hurry up.

There has to be some sort of mistake… Gaining 3 kg in a week…

Some sort of…

Mistake… mistake… mistake…

No way!

It’s back to normal?!

No way!

All right! I’m so glad I didn’t eat dessert today!

All right, all right!

Thank goodness!

5th period

“Sneak Attack”

Sneak Attack.

It’s for real! For real!

Really? Really, really?

Koizumi Chika

Really, really, really?

What? Don’t you believe me?

Ryouta, you’re always lying. You can’t be trusted.

And besides, you’re always—

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, whatever. I’ll just go ask Yuuki-chan.

Yeah, go do that. Uh huh.

Hey, Ryouta.

How well do you know Chika-chan?

It’s so freaking hot, but you can’t keep your hands off her!

What’s the big deal?

So, are you two going out?

Is it just me, or are these props totally inappropriate for elementary school?

You know, Chika just lives in my neighborhood.

We don’t have a relationship like you’re making it sound.

We’ve just always been friends. That’s all.

No way.

You denied it pretty bluntly…

Listen! If your eyes start itching later, it’s your own fault.

If you don’t want that to happen, wash your eyes out!

Okay.

Pool time’s over!

I wanted to stay in all day…

You’ll get all pruned.

Huh? You changed already, Chika-chan?

Yeah. I forgot my textbook, so I’m going over to class 5-1 to borrow one.

See you later.

Bye!

Hey, hey!

Hurry and shut the door!

Huh?

You got back pretty quickly too, Ryouta.

It’s because I’m not done with my homework yet.

Just letting you know, you can’t copy mine.

Aw, come on!

Oh, please. It’s nothing to cry over.

That’s not it. My eyes are itchy.

They’re always like this after coming out of the pool.

You didn’t wash your eyes out, did you?

I don’t really like that thing…

You shouldn’t rub them too much.

Then what should I do about the itchiness?

What should you do? You have to wash them…

There’s a way that’ll fix it in the blink of an eye.

Really?! What should I do?

First, close your eyes real tight…

Don’t open them yet.

Now what?

What’s next?

Don’t open them until I say it’s okay.

Where’s Satou?

He should’ve gone back to the classroom already.

What? So that was true?

Yeah, yeah.

No way! There’s no way something like that is true.

What are you guys talking about?

I’m telling you, it’s the truth! My information is totally reliable!

No way, I can’t believe tha—

What are you doing?!

Fooled you!

Why, you…!

What? I thought I’d see a defining moment between those two…

But they’re just playing around?

You headbutted me…

… my homework’s not done yet, and my eyes are still itchy…

This sucks!

It sucks for me, too.

How?!

Kimi to yuugure kyoushitsu itsumo no kaerimichi

You and the sunset, the classroom, the path we always take home

Konna jikan ga zutto ne tsudzuitara ii no ni ne

I wish this time would last forever.

Itsuka tada shiranai machi de futari

I really don’t want us to one day become

Shiranai otona ni naru nante iya dakara

two adults who don’t know each other in an unknown city.

Kono omoi wo tsutaetai…

I want to convey these feelings…

Zutto issho ni ireru you ni hoshi ni hoshi ni negatta

I wished on a star, on a star, that we could be together like this forever.

Ima mo oboetete kureru no ka na? Tooi hibi no yakusoku

Do you still remember that promise from so long ago?

Hey, do you all know about the next “Today in Class 5-2”?

Satou-kun spills milk on a girl…

… and makes her take off her clothes…

Huh? Something perverted like that?

You beast.

Wait a second! I wouldn’t do something like that…

We know you would.

You beast.

Well then, we’ll be looking forward to seeing you in the second session of “Today in Class 5-2”.

We’ll be looking forward to it!

You beast.

I’m telling you, it’s not like that!