Original subtitles

thank you

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in this box are two things I will show

them to you two things and I call them

Thing One and Thing Two these things

will not bite you they want to have fun

so without further Ado meet thing two

and Thing One

hahaha

oh yeah

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I think one comrade Sally conrades only

thing one thing two comrade Sally comrad

Sally thing too and one thing two things

one comrade Sally Sally Conrad I am the

cat this is me ah yes of course thing

two would like to clarify that just

because he wears the number two does not

imply in any way that he's inferiorated

thing one I'm gonna be about he says you

may feel free to call him thing a if you

like he will also accept super thing

thinking kid Dynamite chocolate thunder

or dead

says he's thing one for a reason and

some people should just get used to it

it's a thing thing you wouldn't

understand

okay and

I'm gonna do that why not it's just a

crate this isn't just any old crate it's

the trans-dimensional transporter leader

it's kind of like a doorway which leads

from this world to my world

but it says made in the Philippines yes

but not this Philippines

look now I'm not usually a rules guy but

this is a biggie no opening the crate no

lookie no touchy got it several

differences

things front and center

cool

all right things I'm not paying you to

stand around and look pretty

it's Mom's dress

what about the couch which couch the

clean one or the horribly staying one

[Laughter]

he's coming

the whole house

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hey help yourself

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whoa here

animals

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If This Were my house I'd be furious

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hey Klondike do you have any idea what

happened to the lock on this crate it's

on Devin's collar Nevins

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oh I don't know if this helps but the

things always do the opposite of what

you say

what are the opposite that's so annoying

remind you of anyone Conrad Zynga

[Laughter]

[Applause]

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let's go