Original subtitles

Hi guys, this is Sean Off, and today I am working with Hayley Reed and Dante

Cole. It's supposed to be a double -penetration scene.

I don't think I'm the one getting double -penetrated, but stranger things have

happened. I think it's Hayley.

If it is me, I need to up my pay.

I'm Sean Off. For over four years, I've worked as a production assistant on porn

sets, handing out douches and scrubbing come -off love seats.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in

front of the camera as a porn star.

They used to date.

I'm still talking to you.

And I've got like three hours of sleep maybe.

And I'm really not that anxious or worried.

It's like almost being a little bit angry or annoyed maybe helps

with anxiety.

So maybe I should be more annoyed more often.

Come in.

Hi. Hello.

Sticker, you're at the right place.

Yeah. You like that.

Hi. Did you guys ride separate?

Yeah. Well, you have to get tested too, so.

Hi. Do you need help with anything?

No, I'm good.

I've never been in your house before.

Really? You haven't had sex here?

No. No, I have not.

I can't believe you've never been in here.

You've never accepted the invitation to any of our parties?

I've never been invited. Oh, my God. I've invited you. No, you haven't. I

I invited you to our vegan Thanksgiving.

No.

My name is Dante Cole.

Mr. Strong fucking L. What's going on, man?

Now, Dante, you've had sex in my house before, haven't you? I have, yeah.

See? People have sex in my house.

Are you suggesting that you don't have sex in your house?

No, I said Hayley. I assumed she had had sex here before.

Hi. Hi, hello.

Is that the standard you need?

Yes.

Imagine this, but more magical and more straight, too.

Tell me about your penis.

Oh, my penis is damn straight.

It is?

I like straight penises.

They're just very visually pleasing.

Yeah, like, I feel like it's the kind of dick your sex ed teacher would show you

to, like, not be intimidated.

What's your relationship with Haley?

Uh, we're dating.

Um, but yeah, we just kind of started talking, you know, a few months ago and

stuff, but we've known each other for a few years. So it's kind of a cool

experience. And then getting to do this with like a friend.

I love DP. I think they're fucking hot though.

It works out.

The biggest issue with that guy tab is not being comfortable in the setting.

You get in your head, and then you start cycling, and then it affects your

boner. But if you're just comfortable from the start, and it's just a fun

experience, then I think it'll be good.

I've got faith in him.

I think he'll be fine.

I feel like because we're all friends, I don't know. Maybe it'll make it better.

Maybe it'll make it worse.

I don't feel like they're real because I'm not trying to break into their

relationship.

They're also very inviting and very panthic. They have a pretty open

relationship, though.

I don't know. I feel as comfortable as I could expect for given my personality.

Do you hide the vibrator over here?

Yeah. It's mostly like a surprise. You kind of ruined it.

Sorry.

So, yeah. Are you all ready for sex?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

I'm nervous.

Are you really?

You don't even have to get your tech card. I'm just a shy person.

That's not what we need to be nervous about, Sean.

Really? That's not what they'll be pissed about.

Oh, you'll be fine.

Even if it doesn't get hired. Right, yeah.

Work around it.

Hey.

I'm the director now.

You're so nervous. I am nervous.

I feel like you guys' nervousness is, like, making each other mourn. Yeah.

You're just laughing at it. You're like, idiots.

Which one do you want?

I don't know. It was your thing, man.

Trust me. This one might be more stretchy for you.

Here.

Here, get some.

I always imagined it would be very uncut.

That looks really good.

Wow.

Two men in cardigan. This is exactly what you wanted it to be. This is

lovely.

I have black on my feet.

I like that.

Bashed in. Well, they were supposed to fix it yesterday, but then they ordered

the wrong part, and... I'm so sorry.

Don't take what you're trying to say. Oh, it's fine.

Oh my god, 87.

I'm going to vibrate. I think it's called breaking.

That wasn't supposed to go there.

Is this what we're doing now?

Yeah.

This is advanced cuddling.

That's what the whole scene is going to be. Just us sitting.

In cozy cargans.

I'm the baby grandma.

No, she's the grandma. Oh, yeah, I'm the... We're the grandbabies. Oh, okay,

yes. I'm the grandma.

Grandpappy rain.

What was it like back in the 90s?

I don't know. I was a baby. I don't remember.

Well, you're killing the fantasy.

No, I'm going to sign up.

I don't even know how to start.

I feel like we're starting. Are we? Yeah. This is it. This is it. There's a

camera.

So let's go.

It can be a slow start.

This is the most central DP action ever.

I'm not complaining.

You have that in the cardigan.

Yeah. You like that, Grandpa?

Is that Grandpa?

Denise, you want to dress me with your feet?

I don't know if I can.

Don't do it again.

Go for it.

No, I don't think you can.

Do it for me.

Don't keep crying. Hold on.

You're doing your very best, babe.

Me? It's easy.

No, I'm saying, like, you were, like, unzipping with one hand. Oh, yeah.

been a multitasker. I got this. Oh, wow.

You are a multitasker.

You weren't kidding about being already wet. Yeah,

I've been wet all morning.

Thank you.

Side by side.

We are going skiing.

Oh, we are.

This is just me practicing.

Take it step by step, alright?

I don't know who put those there.

Probably Santa Claus.

Easter one.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

I feel like I took my cardigan off way too early.

Hey, you can put it back on. I didn't do that.

The cardigan stays on. It stays on.

You're outbranding me. That's my brand.

Oh, wow.

You got some strong pussy muscles this morning.

I was gagging on his dick.

um um

I hope I eat her out while you talk to her.

I wasn't asking you.

What?

Do it again.

What's going on?

I love you.

Do you want to be down there?

I want to crush your head.

Are your balls on his forehead?

No, they're high and tight.

Oh, God.

Which one? This one? Yeah

you know

Should we cut? Yep.

Cause wait, I don't know if I'm clean or not. Uh, you got a little smudge on

your vagina.

Okay.

Wait, you guys don't cut though, right?

Yeah, just, you can move.

Dante and I can stretch like this for the camera.

I'm not strong.

I'll put my cardigan back on.

Is this what you wanted?

This is exactly what I wanted. Oh no, I was talking to Hal, but thank you.

You getting this, Hal?

Don't cut.

He thought he cut.

Feels good.

You ever try that before?

How's

that

hanging?

Pretty good.

Welcome to the cardigan corner.

This is dudes masturbating in cardigans.

Did you talk about skydiving with Sean and how that went?

Oh, yeah.

I went skydiving with Sean.

Actually, the three of us went skydiving. Yeah, the three of us went

The aftermath was what was very surprising because you guys both traded

She was like, I want to go again.

It wasn't scary.

It was just literally the...

Fucking parachute would be so nauseous. Yeah, like when they like crank down on

a turn, it's just like, whoa!

And you're probably going like 80 miles an hour, like in a circular motion.

Bring the last one.

Come back from the middle.

I'm getting cold hands.

I'm getting cold hands.

She's good, actually.

Now she's skiing.

Oh, yeah.

Do you want to take a picture?

Yeah.

Should I take the car out?

And don't think you're going to pull the car out.

Oh my god.

It's easy.

Oh fuck.

It's fucking hard.

Thank you.

We can try it.

I know my dick's not really going to wear that, but we can definitely try it.

You choose your holes.

I take the nasty piece of pussy.

Here we go. Are you ready? Yep.

Oh, my

God.

Right.

You can

go

back and forth

cardigan. No.

It stays on. It stays on.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

God, it's so fucking good going in here.

It was fucking hot.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

I want to come.

You want to come? I want to come.

How do you want to come?

Just someone fucking me in my ass. You want to put me in your face?

Yeah.

You're laying there?

Yeah.

She's got the dead kittens.

Grandpa's lasagna.

Grandpa's lasagna.

How was the body so good?

Here, do you want to try deepening it like this?

So I don't even play it on me.

Oh, I know what you're playing though.

Oh,

okay.

So we're both out of that? No, just her and I.

You know, it's different, like, just riding normal.

I feel freaking good in here.

I've been in a DP situation that's like worked this smoothly.

Yeah, this is going really well.

Oh my

god.

I'm doing an up and over?

Do you guys want to come with me?

Do you want me to come in your ass or do you want me to come in your pussy?

Do you want me to come in your pussy or do you want me to come in your ass?

Do you want me to come in the same time?

I've never had that happen before. That would be pretty magical.

I don't know, we'll see.

This is going to be crazy.

Oh, thank you. Oh,

thank you.

That was fucking crazy.

That was literally fucking crazy.

Oh my god.

No,

never. That was amazing.

That was like the best thing ever.

You killed it.

Fun, yes.

How did you manage the same time coming

and that just made it feel much more fun. I think it went really well. Are

trying to say that you weren't having a great time?

I was struggling the whole time. I was like, this is awful.

I mean, this was more of, like, friends enjoying and having a good time and a

good experience.

Though it's different experiences, if that makes sense, because I don't want

say, like, the other ones. Because I've had really good things and good

chemistry with people, and I had really good things and good chemistry with

them. It was just a different vibe.

Can I have this banana?

Yeah, I didn't find it blind.

Can I go in there and finish?

I will. Oh, my God.

You're a little brown. This is, like, here.

Here, this one.

Oh.

Come on in.