All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s09e14

Dennis, they know you're back.

They know, don't they?

Do you hear me?

That's a good idea.

I do teach your daughter.

Maybe you could teach me a few things.

This is harassment.

You're harassing me.

Why are you being like this?

Because you're a child and I'm a
teacher.

I wanted to talk to you about the
resilience camp.

Simon, please! I do not have the time to
talk about this again. Just shut it.

Listen, I've got one of those two -for
-one vouchers for you.

But I'm not really free.

Aren't you a bit old to be playing at
cops and robbers?

We're not playing.

This is how the FBI stop their suspects.

These are proper techniques here, Lisa.

Yeah? Well, you look like proper numpty.

Our resilience programme is less about
exams and more about creating young

people who are enthusiastic, self
-assured and ready to thrust themselves

into the world.

because those who exude confidence and
self -respect are more likely to get the

treatment they deserve.

I don't think so.

Get away from there.

Just... 55 pence, please.

Vigilance Day is about encouraging the
pupils to be alert, to recognise when

something isn't right and have the
confidence to change it,

and responsible citizens for the future.

And in part two, we solve global hunger
and world poverty.

I think you're being very mean, George.

It's rather wonderful Simon's injecting
a bit of life into the curriculum.

Yes, but as with all faddy new
initiatives, Audrey, the burden tends to

the teachers.

I'm assuming you haven't been given any
extra time to deal with all the marking

that these new lessons will generate?

Oh, he's got a point.

Oh, God. Gosh, I'm already up to my eyes
in marking.

Well, I'm all for improving things for
the students, just as long as it doesn't

make things doubly difficult for the
teachers.

What do you want?

Come to say I'm sorry about Friday
night.

You were right about Gabriella. Oh,
gosh, she's not that bad. Listen,

else I need to tell you. Look, babes,
I'm sorry.

If I hadn't have been a better me, then
you wouldn't have to look for another

one.

That's it.

Did the boys have given you trouble,
Dad?

What do you think?

What's this?

Back up?

If you want to buy something, hurry up.
If not, leave.

All right.

No need to be like that about it.

I want you out of our shop!

Come on, Lenny.

Lenny!

Look, Rhiannon, there's your drinking
pal.

You might not like her, but she knows
how to make an entrance.

What are you doing back?

He was in Morton's with his mates.

Oh, was he?

Like your daddy?

Nice wheels.

Well done.

What are you doing with my brother?

What am I not doing with him?

Do I look like I found this funny? Well,
I thought you'd be pleased.

This factory makes that system.

It really doesn't.

And if you don't stay away from me,
you'll find a little far away from being

sisters with any of us.

Bad attitude in that shop, hadn't they?

So they just thought we was there to
nick stuff?

You were there to nick stuff.

Couldn't get us out of there quick
enough.

Especially when we saw those girls out
the back.

Well, would you want your relatives
being eyed up by that?

You didn't see them.

They were scared or something.

Again. Look at the state of that.

Look, I'm being serious, Lisa.

Something in that shot was just totally
off.

See, this is why playing it's secret
agent... FBI agents.

You two need to grow up.

He always gets carried away like this.

I don't. Okay, you don't. You also
didn't have to sleep with the lights on

week after watching Slash Attack 3
either.

So, you should all have your lesson
planned for the vigilance session you'll

taking with your classes this morning.

Meanwhile, I'll be running the leaders
of tomorrow session with the older

in the gym.

Thanks for your time, guys.

Thank you. Thank you.

I don't get it.

Everyone seemed really on board last
week.

Well, keep working on them.

Both of you.

What, you?

Exactly as resilience and citizenship to
these children. It's important for our

students to express themselves as
people, George, rather than being judged

solely on essays, exams and attainment.
I wonder what the LA will think when

they realise that our focus is no longer
on essays, exams and attainment.

I'm sure they'll understand that there's
more to just teaching here at Waterloo

Road. They have to be mentors, life
coaches even.

I think it's important, George.

As is our senior management team showing
a united front. So I would like you to

support Simon's leadership lesson in the
gym this morning.

It's OK. I've got it covered. Thanks.

Sure, Simon doesn't need me to hold his
hand.

And anyway, I'm on pastoral duty.

No, no.

I'll text you if anything comes up.

It's very good of you to think of us
teachers when there are leftovers in the

canteen. Mrs Barry, I thought we were
supposed to be keeping a low profile.

It's a bacon butty, George, not an
engagement thing, but if you don't want

No, no, no, it's really sweet of you.
Thank you.

I just wanted you to know how much I
missed you this weekend, and, well, I

remember you saying your mum got much of
a cut earlier.

Yeah, well, having your own full -time
chef can do that to a person.

She's got her own chef?

Mm. Her own chef, her own housekeeper,
her own gardener. Not to mention the

Vietnamese girl who comes in once a week
to wax her whiskers with caramel.

She must have felt like she was slumlid
at yours.

Probably. Nothing's good enough for
Mother, least of all me.

I'm sure that's not true.

Most Mothers are given the right arm for
a film like you.

Well, she'll be 30 ,000 feet up and
halfway to Kensington by now, so

hopefully... It'll be some considerable
time before we have another visit.

Thank you.

Pleasure.

All

right,

settle down, guys.

Who can tell me what makes an effective
leader?

Strength. Yeah, you're right, Gabriella,
but we're not talking about physical

strength. We're talking about mental
strength.

What else makes a good leader?

Good communication skills.

Yes, Dynasty.

Excellent. Well done.

And that is what this is all about.

Next week, we're going to be relying on
you lot to step up at the resilience

camp. Lord, help us all.

So can you communicate like leaders?

We're about to find out.

Thrilling, as it sounds, Mr Lowsley.

Sadly, my presence is required by the
headteacher.

I'd have called police if it was up to
me.

Well, I appreciate you giving us the
chance to deal with it first.

What do you mean?

Yes, this is Mr Windsor, my deputy head.

It seems Lenny Brown and Darren Hughes
behaved rather disgracefully in Mr

Kamalski's shop this morning.

The bigger one is always stealing from
us. I can assure you Mr Windsor will

them a stern talking to.

A talking to?

No, and they will be punished.

But with young people like Lenny and
Darren, it's important to get to the

of their behaviour. I just don't want
them in the shop again. I fully

that.

Thank you very much for coming in.

Getting to the cause of their behaviour.

Beginning to sound like Simon.

Is that such a bad thing?

Just don't go the whole hog and get a
perm, will you? Go and read Lenny and

Darren the Riot Act.

I was having such fun with Mr Lousy.

Right, sit down in here, consider the
consequences of your actions, etc, etc,

and go back into lessons period two.

What, is that it?

Yes. What were you expecting, a
birching?

They've outlawed that, sadly.

Well, no, but... Well, Mr Loseley
always, like, asked me why I did it and

Well, unlike Mr Loseley, I don't enjoy
wasting my time.

All I will say is if you're insistent on
nicking stuff, you might as well get

used to confined spaces.

There's something not right going on at
that shop, sir.

Apart from chocolate bars leaping off
the shelves and into your pockets, you

mean? I'm being serious, sir. So am I.

Mr. Loseley might be interested in your
ridiculous justifications for bad

behaviour. I'm not.

Do you not think it's a bit weird that
the guy from the shop came in and

on us?

I mean, it's not the first time you've
mixed up from there, is it?

No.

And the only thing different about today
is that we saw those two girls.

Maybe he was taking offensive action.

Offensive action?

Yeah, grasping on us before we could
grasp on him.

Why would we want to do that?

Young girls, face full of make -up,
tight tops, acting weird.

Well, what does that make you think of?

Rihanna and salt.

Sex slaves, Darren.

They get trafficked to this country by
the mafia.

Would that not explain everything we saw
this morning?

Straight on. Straight on. Stop.

Stop.

Straight on. Straight forward.

Very good. Now, can you feel this?

Stop. Stop? Yep.

There's a left.

Yep. Straight ahead. Excellent, guys.

Are they communicating well, this
person?

Yeah, yeah. They are, aren't they? Good.
That's what it's all about, inspiring

confidence in your followers.

Right, they're going for now.

And there you go.

Oliver Twist and the Artful Dodger are
currently doing time in the cooler as we

speak. Did you get to the bottom of it?

I stole some sweets, Christina. I hardly
wanted a visit from the psychiatrist.

We don't know what's going on with them
if we don't ask.

Hmm. Do I hear the dulcet tones of
tomorrow's leaders honing their skills?

Please, nicely.

Left leg up.

Left leg up.

Left leg up. Left leg up. Left leg up.

Very good.

Very good. Try to do it verbally,
Gabriella. You shouldn't really need to

it. I wouldn't want him to hurt himself.

Right,

I'm guessing Mrs Loseley isn't feeling
very safe right now.

Sorry. Must have missed that one.

Rhiannon, if you're not going to do it
properly, you won't take part at all.

Do try and keep the innate leadership
qualities in check, Mr Loseley, if you

can. Why don't you show them how it's
done, Mr Windsor?

For many reasons.

One of which, fortunately, is her sport
friend.

You all right there, love?

You can go to the community centre if
that's what you're looking for.

No, it most certainly is not. I'm
looking for my son.

Who many might that be? The deputy head,
Mr Windsor.

Right, take your textbooks out. Turn to
page 54 and complete exercise B

in silence.

But, sir, our timetable says we have a
special vigilance lesson today.

I almost forgot.

How remiss.

Yes.

Today's lesson is about vigilance.

Who knows what it means to be vigilant?

Well, it means to be always on the
lookout for potential danger wherever it

lurk and to be careful who you trust in
these dangerous times. The threat of

terrorism and crime is everywhere, but
not always obvious.

So, what should you do if you think that
you've discovered something?

Criminal. But other people don't really
believe you.

Well, if your gut instinct tells you
there's something wrong, chances are

is. But you shouldn't necessarily be
swayed by others.

Don't automatically assume that they
know more than you do.

So you should do something about it too,
shouldn't you, sir?

Well, would you want to be the person
who could have prevented something and

didn't? The hero that never was?

No guts.

No glory.

Any other questions?

Right.

Take your books out.

Turn to page 54 and complete exercise B

in silence.

Almost there.

Oh, thank goodness for that.

I'm as slow as a snail.

Don't ever get old, will you, dear?

So it must be lovely having George back
in the country. It's just the two of

you, isn't it?

Oh, you seem to know rather a lot about
him.

I wouldn't have thought your paths were
crossed that much.

Well, he's very supportive of the non
-teaching staff, very friendly.

Not like some of those things that are
cut above.

Yes, that sounds like my George.

He likes to mix with all sorts.

Sir, there's someone at the door for
you.

Mother, what are you doing here?

There was a mix -up with the flight, so
they put me on a later one.

I saw your ticket. You were definitely
booked on the early... Not to worry.

These things happen.

And anyway, I've always wanted to see
you in action.

And now I have time to.

Sir, is this the new Mrs. Windsor?

No, actually, this is the old Mrs.
Windsor. My mother, everyone.

Good morning, children.

She talks well posh in it, though. I'm
sorry, I'm not fluent in council estate

slang. Could somebody please translate?

Miss, what was sir like when he was
little?

A... Adorable. A chubby little cherub. A
chubby little cherub. Is that right,

sir? Nice. How old are you? Never you
mind.

So, who thinks they can translate the
school motto for Mrs. Windsor?

Archie.

Welcome to Waterloo Road, Mrs Windsor.
Our school motto is Ex Nilo Omnia. It

means everything from nothing.

How delightful.

What a well -behaved class.

Well, we're only as good as that peach
in there.

It's about more than just being a
teacher at a school like this.

You have to be a mentor.

A mentor.

A life coach, even.

Right then.

Who thinks they came up with a good one
for the letter V?

Imogen. I had Voicing Your Concerns.

Yes. Voicing Your Concerns. Excellent.

What about the letter I?

Rhiannon, have you got anything?

In it.

In it. Like Voicing Your Concerns. In
it.

Possibly.

Anyone else got anything for the letter
I?

Qui nous sommes?

Qui nous sommes?

D 'où nous venons? D 'où nous venons?

Nous le disons toujours, archi. Nous le
disons toujours.

Nous sommes Waterloo Road, Lenny. Nous
sommes... Nous sommes Waterloo Road.

puissons Waterloo Road. Nous puissons
Waterloo Road.

favourites, isn't it, guys?

Well, they certainly seem to enjoy it.
Well, I think it's important that they

get a chance to express themselves, that
the classes aren't just about exams and

essays and attainment. A lot of the
teachers tend to pilfer my techniques,

think it's important to share good
practice.

Break time, kids. Run along.

Don't forget to be vigilant and look out
for one another.

Gotta love them, honey.

What are you saying?

The more I think about it, the more I
know that I'm right.

Why do you think he wouldn't sell you
those magazines?

Well, because I'm underage.

Because that's when he's advertising the
girls.

Right.

You see, it does kind of make sense when
you say it, because obviously I do look

old enough.

What are you talking about?

Wrecking Mr. Quell's people, roughly.

Trafficking.

Yep.

Are you for real?

We are, actually.

Is this something you've put in his
head?

What? I have got a mind of my own, you
know. No, you haven't.

Not when it comes to stuff like this.
You just get dragged along. No, I don't.

I'm the one who figured this out, not
him.

And I'll be the one who sorts it.

Paddy, what do you want?

I've missed you.

You look different.

So do you.

Nice hair.

I want to come home.

Dinner's free.

It's not me you need to speak to.

It's me, Mum.

She's working in the kitchens now.

Yeah.

You could talk to her for me, though.

You could tell her I've changed.

Do you need to speak to her yourself?

I reckon the only thing that I get in
that kitchen right now is a knuckle

sandwich.

Mine'll be that bad.

Barry. Yeah?

If you just come on back to mess things
up for us, don't.

At first, I have to admit that I thought
it was all a bit beneath you, but...

Now I see the wonderful work you're
doing with these poor, underprivileged

children. It's admirable, George. It
really is.

One moment, Mother.

Last time I checked, you didn't go to
this school, which means that you

shouldn't be here.

I'm glad to see you're getting some
actions here, but isn't she a bit old

you? How dare you?

Leave it to me, Mother. If you're quite
finished trespassing and harassing an

old woman, I think it's probably time
you left.

don't you?

Oh, what?

It's all right.

I'm going.

But you better be treating me mum right.

Do you hear me?

What? Yeah, I hear she's working here.

So you lot better be looking after her.

Well, rest assured we are.

Come on, old mother.

Are you for real?

About looking after me mum? Of course I
am.

I love her, don't I?

All right.

I'll speak to her.

Hey, that looks mingling.

Yeah, well, your idea of the cook and
stabbing it with a fork and shoving it

the microwave.

Shouldn't he be in class or something?

I saw Barry.

Where?

He already texted me.

Was he okay?

He seemed different.

What do you mean different?

Like he's changed, like he's grown up.

He's gone for you because you're a soft
touch, you know that, don't you? He's

really sorry.

Oh, he always is.

If I had a quid for every time he said
that word, I'd be dripping in diamonds.

I just wanted to think about him coming
home.

No.

Please, Mum, just think about it. I've
done nothing but think about it for the

past few weeks, because unlike you, I
knew we couldn't crawl him back soon

enough. Oh, yeah? That's why your face
lit up when I mentioned him.

You can pretend to yourself that you're
done with him, but you can't lie to me.

You're the wrong individual.

You're fighting Dad, and you've got to
accept that.

You used to be all about family.

What changed?

Oh, Christine.

Met my mother?

Yes.

Mrs Windsor, how lovely to see you
again.

I worked with George in Glasgow.

Christine!

Took me a second to recognise you
without a drink in your hand.

Yes, I'm off to teach, so I'll see you
back here at lunchtime, Mother. No,

George.

You're off to change lives.

You still have a way with words, I see.

And you still have a way with men.

There's nothing but talk about you, my
George.

Really? Oh, yes.

When I heard that he'd split up with
that awful misfortune cookie he brought

back from China, I thought, maybe, just
for once, a suitable choice.

A heart doesn't always crave suitable,
does it?

I found this vile bottle of perfume in
his bathroom this morning.

So I know he has some floozy on the go.

And trust me, I use the word perfume in
its loosest possible sense.

I'm sure he knows what he's doing. I was
all set to board my plane this morning

and I just couldn't go.

It's a mother's job to make sure that
all is well with her little ones and all

is not well. I can sense it.

Well, I hope you're wrong.

And what about that lovely little boy of
yours?

What's he up to?

Connor, well, he's quite a big boy now.

He's just gone off to London to train as
a chef.

Oh, it's difficult when they leave,
isn't it?

Nothing prepares you for it.

Yes, they never stop being our babies.

Even when they're balding babies with a
middle -aged spread.

He really talks about me?

All the time.

OK, fourth years.

Remember, you need to find quotes to
support your arguments. And fifth years,

you need to credit your selfies.

Meth? Yep.

We need to work out what we're going to
do.

What do you mean?

About those girls.

Thanks, we've... We've got to find a way
of getting them out of there. No!

I'm not getting involved.

Right, well, he's already complained
once.

We can't just leave them now. We've got
to help them.

Mr Windsor says if you know something
criminal's going on, then you have to do

something about it.

No guts, then no glory.

It's the right thing to do, Darren.

I'm not sure.

All right, four peers, your essays are
due in next week.

Year five, I'll be checking your
progress on Friday. Thank you.

And besides, if we did rescue him,
wouldn't it be grateful?

How grateful?

Very grateful.

You couldn't whip me up an omelette or
something, could you?

Well, I've missed you.

Goodness, is that what that is?

Let's hope she doesn't choke on it.

Dennis Dillon, give Mr. W a hand.

Go on.

So, I'll tell him what about our
wedding?

Not now.

Stu, please.

Hey, how come Mr. Windsor got more than
me?

Shut it.

Go on.

It's all right, we'll wait here.

What happened now?

Now we wait.

Look, if they are using those as slaves,
then they're going to see some dodgy

-looking guys coming and going.

Or they could just go in and see what's
happening.

And walk up to their accountant and say,
excuse me, are you keeping two Polish

girls in the back of the shop against
their well -being any chance?

Big dad, please.

Dad.

Sorry. Oh yeah, look.

Where's he going?

You look like a girl who's had her right
arm cut off.

What?

Lenny?

What's wrong with him, by the way?

It's a meet.

Shaznay! Put that camera down, now!

I think you could put quite a few takes
on the back of that. You've got it.

You've got the TV.

He was a very sensitive little boy.

Used to bite his nails right down to the
quick.

I had to put bitter aloes on his fingers
to stop him. Mother, I'm sure no one's

really interested in my childhood nail
stories.

You all right, Mother?

Oh, my goodness.

Mother, you all right?

You may think about what you're looking
at.

What on earth do you think you're doing?

Well

done,

Tennessee.

Resilient training in action.

Oh.

Well, it's faulty and it's ruined.

These aren't cheap either, you know.

Unlike you, who's about as cheap as they
come.

Mother, that is enough.

I've just saved your life.

Hold on a minute. That's my daughter
you're calling cheap.

No, well, that's hardly a surprise.

What a chip off the old block.

You must be very proud.

I am, actually.

That smell.

Oh, you made your point. You didn't like
the cheap.

That awful smell.

The perfume.

It's you.

She's your new bit of stuff.

Her?

Well, it's obviously just why you don't
care about your family, isn't it? Of

course I care about you.

Get lost!

Get out of here, you lost show's over.

Eat your lunches or do you want?

definitely something going on in there.

I think we should go and have a look.

Oh, I don't know.

FBI protocol in the field, all right?

One hangs back, one goes in.

Right, I think that should be me.

Obviously, you're not ready to tackle
the Polish mafia.

I don't know about this, Darren. Just
chill, all right? I know what I'm doing.

If I'm not back in ten minutes, call for
backup.

What do you think you are doing?

George and Carol Barry.

That is the stuff of nightmares.

Hey, have I missed something?

Yeah. Say that again.

George's mother has only gone and outed
him and Carol Barry.

What? It's like the old biddy recognised
Carol's perfume or something. You

should have seen George's face.

All right, sis?

Everything OK?

Just like we should now.

Mr Windsor!

Perhaps you should have a lie down,
Mother.

No, no, I'll be fine in a moment. It's
just a shock, that's all.

Yes. Yes, I'm sorry.

I probably should have told you about me
and Carol. I just don't understand.

You could have been someone, George.

You could have married someone.

With your education and our connections,
your future was gold -plated.

What happened to you thinking I was
doing something worthwhile here?

Please grow up, George.

We both know that you went into teaching
to spite your father and me.

He must be positively spinning in his
grave.

Drag him into it?

The son and heir teaching about two -bit
school?

Cavorting with a dinner lady?

Not even a very good dinner lady.

Well, I'm sorry if I in some way...
You're still young, George, with the

at your feet.

We're better than this.

And you know it.

Be a darling and call me a taxi. I think
I've had enough excitement for one day.

Of course. I'll get one of the pupils to
walk you down to the staff room.

Excuse me, do you need help? My friend's
in there. He's been kidnapped by the

Polish mafia and I'm pretty sure that
he's just been shot.

I hear you put on quite a floor show at
lunchtime.

Mothers can be very protective of their
sons.

Especially when they think they're
making a mistake.

Is that your way of saying, I'm making a
mistake?

It's none of my business, really, is it?

Some of the pupils could have been very
upset.

Yeah, well, Dennis Dean will have to get
used to the idea.

Carol spent the best part of 20 years
putting the kids first.

Sooner or later, they'll all fly the net
and leave her on her own.

Don't you think she deserves the right
to try and find a bit of happiness for

herself?

Then you should go for it.

Really?

Why not, if it makes you both happy?

Thank you.

Wasn't really expecting you to be this
nice about it.

There's nothing worse than living with
regret, George.

You don't want to be haunted with what
could have been if only you'd had the

guts.

No guts, no glory.

Just do us all a favour and keep the
Dometics at home in future.

Yeah.

Sure.

Keeping in mind what we've just said
about persuasive writing, what do you

the author's intention was with the
sonnet? It was to pull the bird that he

really liked to listen to.

It's not quite how I would have put it,
Kevin, but basically, yeah.

So perhaps Mr Windsor used something
like that to woo Mrs Barry?

Oh, shut up, Gabriela.

That's enough, Gabby. What? He might
have. I said that's enough. Rhiannon,

want to sort yourself out?

Or you'll end up on the other side of
that door.

You know what, Rhiannon?

I thought you had better taste in
friends than that. Maybe she'd like to

sonnet to Connor, persuade him to come
home.

Right, everybody, let's ignore her
because she's only trying to get a

OK, can we have some focus?

You really impressed me this morning.
Don't ruin it now.

Whatever.

That includes you, Gabriella.

Of course she'd take their side.

She's the daughter -in -law of the head,
and she's the stepdaughter of the

deputy head.

Do you know what? I cannot wait for my
brother to dump you.

Because he will, you know.

Right, Dennis, please sit down.

Because even he knows poison when he
sees it.

What's wrong?

Everybody hates me.

No matter what I do or say.

Peace offering.

What happened to the rest of the bunch?

Actually, I stole it from an art lesson.

A group of students, even now as we
speak, for catching an empty vase.

So you met Mother?

Yeah, that went well.

Hmm. Can be a bit vindictive when she
wants to be.

Well, at least you can see her.

Family trait, I'm afraid.

No, George.

You're much better than her.

You're not a bitter old snob.

You're a really lovely man.

I'm not sure I am.

Of course you are.

You're as sweet and generous as
anything.

Not to everyone.

This will be the car.

See you later.

Yeah. Hello.

Yeah. Yeah, we're on our way.

It can take a bit of time to get into a
new school, but no one hates you,

Gabriella.

Yes, they do.

Even you hate me for what I did.

It was awkward and inappropriate.

But it's water under the bridge.

And whatever's happened with your
friends, that's going to blow over too.

I promise.

You do trust me, right?

More than anything.

Good. Just go wash your face, go back to
your class.

And believe me when I say that
everything's going to work itself out as

should.

Okay.

I hope you'll think about what I said.

Right.

There's no shame in calling an end to
your little rebellion and returning to

bosom of our kind of people.

Our kind of people.

And who might they be?

Because no one really meets your
standards, do they, Mother?

Largely because you are, quite frankly,
a snob.

As we both know full well, there's
absolutely nothing wrong with you. This

is entirely for effect.

You are a wicked and uncaring man.

At last, something we agree on. You
know...

Given the fact that I spent my entire
childhood in a boarding school, it seems

pretty amazing that you managed to
infect me with your poisonous contempt

all those around you. I beg your pardon?
Don't pretend to be deaf as well as

asthmatic. You're a violent, spiteful
woman whose notions of superiority seem

be based on your privileged birth.

You know what's worse?

I'm exactly like you.

So if you wonder what kind of man I've
become, Mother, well, this is it.

Arrogant and acid -tongued, the man you
made me.

So I hope you're proud of your
handiwork, because I, for one, am not.

Mother, wait.

Wait. I shouldn't have...

Have you seen Lenny?

I thought you said he went home sick.

No, I only said that so he wouldn't get
into bother.

Is he bunking?

Didn't know he had it, you know.

Neither did I.

I think him and Darren might have gone
into town at lunch.

That would be why they laid back then.

This shouldn't have gone on in town.

My cousin tweeted it, look.

The cops were there on everything.

Mr Kowalski's shop.

That's where I think they went.

They reckon they've been shooting.

Dara Q and Lenny Brown have been shot.

Have you heard about Dara Q and Lenny
Brown? They've been shot. Dara Q and

Brown have been shot.

They've been shot and they've been
pulled up all over the internet.

Oi!

Everyone be quiet!

What's happened?

Dara and Lenny might be dead.

Everyone shut up!

You two come here.

I want to know what's going on.

That's good. It's good work.

Sob, I need to speak to you outside.

Can't I wait till after the lesson?

No, sir, I don't think you can.

Lenny!

I'm so glad you're OK. Where's Darren?

He went into the shop and there was a
gunshot. What happened? Where is my son?

Lenny!

I was trying to set up fireworks when
this schoolboy arrives. Says he knows

to do it. Only he manages better than I.
What is going on? You're supposed to be

surprised for your birthday.

Everything was all right until this lot
marched in.

I don't think the girl's going to be
very grateful now,

Lenny.

You two have got some serious explaining
to do.

Yeah, well, I think I warned you. This
vigilance day wouldn't end well. Yes,

thank you, George.

He is right, though. This all looked
completely out of hand. All right, so

were a little overzealous. And if we
can't keep control of the people in

then surely taking them on tour is a
disaster waiting to happen.

Resilience camp is off.

Now, just show in Lenny and Darren,
please.

You can come in now, boys.

Lenny, what do you have to say for
yourself?

Just that I'm sorry.

I was trying to be vigilant and not
trust anyone, like Mr Windsor said.

Like Mr Windsor said?

Well, I'm not sure they were my exact
words.

They kind of were.

Look, if you're genuine concerned about
Mr Kowalski, you should have told a

member of staff. I tried to tell Mr
Windsor, but he wasn't bothered.

Look, I'm really sorry, miss.

Yeah, I'm really sorry as well. Yeah,
well, it's not me you should be

apologising to, is it? It's Mr Kowalski,
which you are going to do right now,

and Mr Windsor is going to go with you.

Sorry, Mrs Mulgrew.

I've got someone from the council on the
phone.

It's about what's happened in town.

Don't you think you've done enough
damage?

They've come to apologize.

Go on.

Let's hear it.

Sorry that we thought the worst of you.
You just assumed that we must be up to

something dodgy.

Sex trafficking knowledge.

You're threatening to give me a birthday
I won't forget.

I'm really sorry.

And what about you?

Sorry that I thought you was previous.

Well, I thought you might be, from a
distance, cos obviously you're up close.

Well, you actually could be if you
wanted to be, because you're both really

-looking. I'm not saying do it, I'm just
saying... What I'm trying to say is I'm

glad your grandad's not a pimp and
forcing you to have sex with dodgy

cos that would be absolutely... Please!

Just stop talking.

Okay.

Sorry.

Empty in bins now?

She'll go there in a crush, Barry.

She'll try some time.

I'm in and all right.

I'm just not bowing and scraping to do
it.

I'm not sure I like the idea of me old
girl being a slop lady.

But then again, you wouldn't have to.

Not if I came home.

Oh, please don't do this, Barry. Don't
do what?

Hey, ask me own mum to treat me like a
son.

Or to let me live in me own home.

I've got the girls to think about.

You've got yourself a new bloke to think
about more like.

I've heard about you and your new fella.

Can't say I approve of your choice.

But I'm sure it's not his looks or his
personality that turns you on.

Well, speak to me. A few nice mirrors
out, a bit of jewellery. And you're

anyone's, aren't you? You watch your
mouth.

And it's not like that.

He's a nice man.

We have a laugh.

Do you know what I've missed most while
I've been away?

Your macaroni cheese.

Maybe we can have that for our tea
tonight.

You're not coming home, Barry. Yeah, I
am.

Well, I think you got off quite lightly,
to be honest.

I think I'm really caught up for you.

What? Being my own person?

And not depending on Lisa all the time?

It gets a bit hard, you know?

Always having someone around who's
stronger and much more confident than

are.

I just wanted to be the one person that
people could count on.

And I, um... I, uh...

Go inside. I'll ask Mr Lowsley to talk
to you tomorrow.

He's all the better at all this.

Christine.

About everything that's happened... You
are not to blame.

I don't think you've had the support you
deserve, Simon. You shouldn't have to

push this stuff through alone.

So, I've decided not to cancel the
resilience camp.

Oh, Christine, that's great. Thank you.

But... we can't afford any more PR
disasters. I've already had the LA on

phone.

It had better go to plan, Simon. Do you
understand me?

I won't take my eyes off the pupils for
a second.

Come on. Come for a ride.

I've got my car.

I'll leave it here and I'll bring you
back after.

What would be the point in that?

Because not every day you get the chance
to have a go on a beef like this.

You know, I find it staggering that
you're still single with lives like

Hope you're not going to be this boring
on the resilience camp.

We're going to be on top of each other,
so to speak, for a whole three days.

Poor Hector.

So sexually frustrated.

You don't have to be.

What? Sexually frustrated. You don't
have to be.

So,

all sorted?

I thought it was going to be, yeah.
Right, well, you can both come and see

tomorrow during registration to discover
just how many weeks' detention you're

getting. Off you go.

Before I forget, George, I've managed to
book you some pastoral training next

week. Pastoral training?

I knew you'd be pleased.

You must be pretty happy with yourself.

I'm not sure what you mean.

I don't know why you've got it in for
me.

But what I do know is that it's the
pupils who are really paying the price.

How'd that make you laugh, George?

I pretended to be you today.

What?

Trying to impress my mother.

I said the things that I'd heard you say
and did the things I'd seen you do.

It didn't end terribly well, but...

She was briefly proud.

You're a very decent man, Simon, and...
You're a very decent man, and I'm

sorry.

Okay.

Apology accepted.

Mr. Windsor, these officers are here to
see you.

Listen, George, we need to have a chat
about something, innit?

I'm not really sure how to put it.

She's dead.

What?

Mother.

She's dead. She died.

I don't know what I'd do without you,
Carl.

I don't know what I'd do if I didn't
have you.

I've got a special mission of my own for
this trip.

Are you talking about Nicky? Come on!

Yeah, we feel you! Come on!

I'm very experienced with my Duke of
Edinburgh Gold Award.

You need to use me at all.

You just wanted to see me and my kit
off, didn't you?

You know if you need someone to listen.

I don't.

You and him could be two bitter,
disappointed old teachers together.

Is that one of the pupils?

I'm in the middle of a late and I don't
know how to get back.

Growing up fast next on BBC One, but
some things stay the same. They're still

outnumbered in the final news series.

And then Grandad's back from the dead
and Agnes has died to get his insurance

money. Mrs Brown's Boys at 9 .30.