All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s09e12

Mr. Reid?

Gabriela.

What can I do for you?

You look really hot. I thought you could
use this.

So she thought that you were seeing
somebody else.

Now she knows that you're not, but she's
still moody.

How does that work?

If you are having problems, though, you
can always talk me through.

With you?

Sure. I love you.

Now, that is not something I was
expecting.

Good morning.

Are you blind?

Sorry, why do I think that is?

Eh, I don't know, sweetheart.

Maybe the little green men stole my card
and made merry in Poundland.

Look, I am perfectly calm, thank you.
Just try one of the other ones, please.

What?

Will you stop saying we when you mean
me? Listen, I will sort this, OK?

I just need another day.

Please.

Nice bag, don't you?

So what kind of courses were you talking
about?

You know, just hospitality management.

I didn't think that was a job, let alone
a degree.

See you later.

You can tell me all about it tonight,
yeah?

Once that you've researched your life.

Well, you stand there.

It's for me a resilience camp. It's
gonna be, bah.

Everyone's going.

So... Can I go and get the cash at your
place?

Cash? Yeah.

Well, £100 deposit today, and then you
pay the rest in a couple of weeks.

Well, then I'm sorry, but you can't go.

What? I'm not forking out with some
skiver school trip.

It's important, Mum.

I get credits on my modules, and it's my
last year. It all counts.

Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll scrape by.
Oh, right, but you can't afford to

out on yourself.

Please!

Today, you promise?

Promise.

Morning.

Stars hide your fire, let the light not
see my blackened deep desires.

Yes, my Shakespeare module starts today
and I'm going back into the classroom to

keep my hand in.

No, what I actually meant was... Bad
news.

It's the kitchen staff.

Sorry, am I interrupting?

Um, I can wait.

What about the kitchen staff?

Well, I'll spare you the gory details,
but we're talking food poisoning.

Both ends, apparently.

So I thought we'd contact this agent.

But what if it's a rejection?

You know, it probably is, which is OK.
That's no big deal.

I mean, there's plenty of other unis out
there. It's not like it's life or death

or anything.

Mm -hm.

Dear Mr Chalk, thank you for your
application.

Blah, blah, blah.

Your application for a bursary is being
considered.

Oh.

Big whoop.

What about you? Have you heard anything
about your media studies course?

Whatever.

I think I'd get this off our case, you
know.

Who'd have thought it, eh?

Dad and the Barry family.

Eh, and she's not the only one.

Connor! That was your interview.

Tell me, did they grill you, roast you,
wrap you up in parma ham and drizzle you

with a light helping of parmesan?

No, it was cool.

Cool.

Look, you don't have to use words in
this job.

You told his mummy it was at a careers
fair. She doesn't need to know because

I'm not going to get the job anyway.

What if you did?

Then I'll tell her.

And then she'll kill you.

Morning. Is that a walk scarf?

I don't know. Is it?

You didn't actually buy that, did you?

Well, yeah. Just one of the things we
bought this week.

If you know where I can get that scarf
for free, just ask me in the future.

Liking my scratch?

You did that to Barton's part.

Well, late.

Simon's doing some ridiculous
presentation.

Do you know, every time I see that, my
blood pressure goes through the roof.

I know a way to make it go down.

Yeah?

Meet me for lunch later?

I won't have time. I'm taking this to
the body shop. You own me.

I've got something for you.

A surprise.

I'm kind of surprised.

Just say yes.

Please. I've heard you went last week.

Sure.

Happiness.

Such a familiar concept, isn't it?

From we're fed all our lives in
greetings cards, commercials, TV shows.

But what makes us happy?

Is it our achievements?

The friendships we forged?

Or is it the possessions we own?

Or whether or not we find love?

Hard to quantify, isn't it?

But if we don't do the groundwork now,
And how can we truly say that we've

equipped our pupils to be happy as
adults?

Which is why I'm passionate about
resilient education. And why, this

drumroll please, the very talented Mrs.
Lowsley will be taking a multi -age

group first aid class, utilising her
expert training as a flight attendant.

Invaluable for when the school crashes
into the ocean, I'd imagine.

And, of course, the resilience camp,
which Hector and I are very excited

although we are still looking for
volunteers.

Weekend in a remote Scottish loch with a
lot of hormonal teenagers, anyone?

Yes, well, thank you, Simon. As you can
see, it's an exciting programme, so

let's all help him embrace it. Maggie,
can I have a word to Marcus, please?

You got your check, babe?

Me mum's sorting the money today.

Is there going to be one of those high
wires at camp? I've always fancied that.

I know, they look a laugh.

There is a serious side to this camp,
don't you see? Yeah, I don't know, like

towing your bum on the hill wall.

Mum?

Another way of pleasing private.

It's a bit of a sensitive matter.

Right, girls, off to registration.

Just give me five minutes, OK?

Your mum looks different.

She's up to something.

So with the canteen being five staff
down, the agency have put the school in

very tricky situation.

Maggie, I'd be eternally grateful.

What about my lessons?

Well, it's only for one day. I'll get
Sonia to juggle the timetable so Home Ec

is covered.

I'm going to need at least two more
pairs of hands.

And you owe me big time.

You're a star.

I know.

Mrs Berry, sit down.

Two extra staff. Yes, I'm on it.

So, how can I help you?

It's delicate.

I'm going through a bit of a bad patch
in the moment.

Well, I can barely afford to put food on
the table and well...

It just breaks my heart that I can't
give my baby what she deserves.

Which is?

The school trip.

But it was brilliant, Kat.

She's really got her heart set on it. I
don't know the whole future, whether or

not she can go.

Well, it's a slight exaggeration, but it
would be a good opportunity for her,

yes. Exactly.

But I've already sold most of what I've
got, you know.

My clothes, my jewellery.

I can't even afford to wear make -up.

I mean, short of robbing a bank, I just
don't know what to do.

Have you thought of getting a job?

Well, that's easier said than done. You
know me, I thought I viewed your

qualifications and your career and that,
but... What sort of job is a prison

widow like me going to get?

Have you ever worked in a kitchen?

You can get changed in the toilets.

I'm sure you'll get on famously.

Oh, I, uh, I've had two extra staff.

And I'm dealing with it.

Or with you, like Louis.

But you might want to shut your gob
every once in a while.

Who's that?

Dinner stays in Rome?

Could I borrow Connor for a moment,
please?

How do you fancy skipping maths and
English in favour of being head chef in

own restaurant?

We have a staffing crisis and the school
canteen needs you.

Yeah, sure, why not?

Oh, great.

Well, you go after this class and I'll
let your teachers know.

You must be so proud.

Your mum.

Christine.

What is it, George? A bit busy for a
starky comment?

Not everything I say is sarcastic.

Just because I don't declare my feelings
all the time doesn't mean to say I

don't have them.

Good for you. Wish to share them with
me?

No.

Not at this moment.

My mum was not a tin lady.

This is not the sort of lady you want to
mess with. Then how come Rhiannon just

saw her in the toilets wearing a
polyester uniform?

Do you want me to get that tongue out of
your head?

What are you doing out of your seat?

I need the bug.

Fine. Go.

Oh, that's nice, that is.

I'm working my fingers to the bone.

You go up and pop to camp with a mate
only to be told that I'm an

You're doing this for me?

Yeah.

Me and your headteacher came to an
agreement.

Thanks.

I didn't know we were that against.

When I was... It's just a little cash
flow problem, that's all.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm honestly not to worry about.

Sorry for having to go on. Oh, come
here. Stop, come here.

This one is in your feeder.

Put my bag in your locker. I keep
tripping over it.

Wait order arrived, then.

No, it's the cocaine shipment.

I don't mind, do you?

Don't you stick enough for me before I'm
told to go, are you?

Just my eyes above it. All right, we're
going to be out of here soon.

Don't let her get to you.

She was right, though.

Not me mum.

Your mum's working in the kitchens?

Today.

With the pay for camp.

Well, that's a good thing.

I missed the lady who said camp's going
to be awesome.

Mum asked me to help out in the
kitchens.

Did you tell her about London yet?

No, but it obviously means she's coming
round to the idea of me being a chef.

I'll see you at lunch.

Do you ever wish you had just pressed
pause?

Things would just stay as they are.

Just for a little bit longer.

We do have something in common, you
know.

Neither of us want to be here, but since
we are, how about a bit of graft?

I've never been afraid of hard work.

Good, because when you finish then,
there's a couple of boxes of salad made

washing.

Where do you want me?

You, my boy, are a lifesaver.

Crumble Totten's OK with you?

No problem. Great. And no putting in
snail shells or whatever those fancy

chefs in London do.

If you want to get a new veg supplier,
the office stock's on the turn.

Oh, no.

What am I going to do? We're running
late as it is.

I've got to make you work it down the
market.

Reckon I could get a job lock if you're
interested.

OK, I'm going to need you in pairs.

Now, what is my number one rule?

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Come on, guys. Give me some love. I'm
feeling all insecure here.

Teamwork makes the dream work. Thank
you.

Gabriela and Rhiannon, go.

Watch this.

Okay,

next up, Imogen and Dynasty.

Where does it hurt?

Here.

Here?

And here.

And that.

And, um... Okay, I think I get the
picture.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

My leg.

If it hurts, go to the medical room and
I'll get Mrs. Loadsley to look in on

you. Next up, Dion and Zara.

You all right?

Maggie, it's the restaurant.

Answer it, then.

Answer, Chris, answer.

Hello?

Yeah, speaking.

That's great.

Oh, yes, yes.

Hello? Sorry, yeah, still here.

Yeah, yeah, that looks good. Just get
shopping. We're serving up in less than

hour. OK, I look forward to your email.

OK, thanks. Bye, see you soon.

Get in.

Hang up.

Oh, Mummy's going to be so proud of you.

Fair is foul and foul is fair over
through the fog and filthy air.

What does that mean?

Lisa?

I don't know.

Try engaging your brain.

I've got some good news.

Have you heard of the chef Cookie Davis?

Is she on TV?

Yeah, right, well, the thing is, I've
been offered a job. Don't move, don't

move. Follow me in detention for you two
if you don't stop messing around.

She's got a restaurant in Glasgow?

No, London.

Look, I wasn't at a uni fair yesterday.

I had that job interview in London, but
I didn't want to say anything because I

never thought I would actually get it.

It's an amazing opportunity, Mum, and
they're going to help you find

accommodation in Iverson.

Sweetheart.

What exactly is this job?

Kitchen porter. Look, I know it doesn't
sound that great, but that's how all the

top chefs start out.

Your exams are just around the corner.
So what?

I get a few Cs, a couple of Bs, I'm
lucky.

Then what? A second -rate degree in
hospitality management.

You said always do what was right for
me.

Trust me.

I know what's best for you.

Right!

There's the custard. Don't let the kids
go mad with it.

The fruit's there, and the bread roll...
In the basket.

Do I look like Stevie Wonder?

Right, what do you want?

Well, whatever you think is the most
edible.

Where's Conor?

Oh, he's breaking the good news to his
mum.

Good news?

Oh, I'm surprised when he tells me.

Have you got the job?

Yeah. Brilliant, isn't it?

Oh, I bet Conor's stoked.

London, here we come.

Well, me on occasional weekends.

How's it going?

Yeah, good.

Fast dance, sort of muggy up with some
veg.

Nice little kickback.

Was that... Custard made with milk, only
I'm lactose intolerant.

That's funny, because I'm blood
intolerant.

Aren't you going to go and check?

There'll be more than just milk in the
food.

Yes, yes, it was, love.

Oh, thank you so much.

Watch it.

You OK?

I'm going to go find them.

Oh, you're having lunch? I'm starving.

Maybe I'll catch you up.

I've got stuff to do.

you left it at home. No, I remember
putting it in there this morning.

It was her.

She's stolen it.

You probably just dropped it somewhere.

No, she's right.

She was in the bog earlier.

Well, I hope you've got evidence to back
that up.

Well, I've heard about the Barrys.

Your husband's in prison, isn't he?

Okay, okay. Maybe we should take this
somewhere left.

Look what you've done.

I can't do anything. Well, I can.

All right, all right, he didn't mean it.

Here, there's something to moan about.

Darren Fuse, that was not called for!

got here today?

Do you think the food fairies flew it in
just ready made?

Me and her have slaved away all morning
so you lot can get fed and look at the

state of it now.

You earthen animals.

Now get it cleaned up.

Sorry, Miss.

I don't take orders from thieves.

I suggest you do what I say or I'll take
the silver spoon out of your mouth and

I will shove it where the sun don't
shine.

Is she allowed to talk to me like that?

She just did.

Oh.

Have you seen Connor? I can't find him
anywhere.

No.

Will you do me a favour?

Can you do a banana?

Working hard?

I brought you this.

Seeing as you were too busy for a proper
lunch.

Yeah, you two are adorable.

We're not cute enough, Hector.

I'm sorry.

Look, I have been working on a first
night's bed all day.

Since I'm here now, I may as well give
you this too.

What now?

Uh, yeah.

Me and Hector are just going to go and
run over his timetable. Oh, it's okay,

guys.

Go on, open it.

Well, do you like it?

I made it.

Wow, talented as well as beautiful. You
are a lucky lady, Nicky.

It's really nice, thank you.

I've got to run.

I've got to get to class.

It's too soon to see if I'm happy in
your head. I'm

unusually hard to hold on to.

No blank stares at blank pages. No easy
way

to say this.

You mean well, but you make this hard on
me.

I am a bit busy. What about Connor's
job?

He's taking it.

Well, I... He's fumed.

You all right, Christine?

What would I do without him?

George? What?

I'm just trying to... Yeah, I know what
you're trying to do. Well, I've actually

been trying to talk to you all day. I
came here to give you these.

Scottish play.

Very good reviews, and I thought it'd be
right up your street.

My street?

Yes, and my street.

Not that our two streets are that far
apart, if you think about it.

So why not throw caution to the wind and
combine streets?

Metaphorically speaking, of course. And
I'm not talking about moving in

together. Of course not.

Not yet, anyway. Well, I'm not talking
about that. I'm talking about two adults

enjoying a night at the theatre
together.

Hmm?

What do you say?

I'm flattered.

But you're such a dear friend. I don't
want to spoil that relationship.

I'm sorry.

Say something.

She's a gentle little madam. She
deserves everything she gets. That's not

point. What if Mrs Mowgli would have
looked in my locker?

Yeah, well, she didn't, did she?

No, because you know why?

Because Imogen's going to take it to
Sonia, who's going to tell Gabriella

she found it in the toilet, and then it
must have fallen out of her bag.

What did you do that for?

You never took this job from me after
all, did you?

It's just another one of your scams.

Stop making out like this is a big deal.

I thought you wanted me to go to a
resilience camp.

Since when did you turn into such a
little swath, eh?

You took some stupid school trip.

No.

It's not.

It's about me getting to be like me
mates.

Because, you know, here, in school, I
get to be normal.

And I might just have a future that
doesn't involve nothing things.

But now, you have to come and ruin
everything, don't you?

Dynasty. No, Mum.

I never want to turn out like you.

Good news.

Gabriella's wallet's turned up.

There you are.

Where have you been? Just walking.

Mrs. Budgen told me you got the job.

Yeah, well, I'm not taking it.

Why?

Oh, I get it.

Your mum.

Unbelievable. When are you going to
stand up to her, Connor?

She's not an alcoholic.

It's the right decision, Connor. It
really is.

Get your exams out of the way, have a
nice summer, and then decide what's

Yeah. There'll be plenty of
opportunities.

that 140 ,000 people die each year in
the UK from incidents where first aid

could have saved their lives.

Isn't that amazing?

That's amazing, isn't it?

Yeah, it's amazing.

How long have you been stuck there?

Not long.

Well, what do you think?

Yeah, yeah, it's good.

It could do with a bit of... Good of?

Freestyle.

Trust me, you're going to be great.

Well, if you ask me, she's done a good
job.

She's shown initiative, source and
stock, and the way she handled those

If it was up to me, I would consider
taking her on permanently.

Well, I can recommend you to the agency.
They're always looking for good people.

Thanks, but I can't really see me and
potato peelings working out long term.

So, I'll just take the cash and I'll get
off now.

I'll give you details for Sonia. You'll
be paid at the end of the month.

If you get emergency tax, you'll get it
all back on a rebate. No, it's not that.

It's just... If I've got to... I can't
pay for Dennis'

trip if I've got to wait for the money.

Well, we could lend her the money out of
the canteen float.

Really?

It's a bit unorthodox, but I think the
trip's important for Ghostie.

Find the receipt book.

You must be dead proud.

Thanks.

Connor's job.

He's not taking it.

Since when?

Since he listened to me.

Oh, what have you said?

I can't let him throw his exams, his
future away on a chance.

Let him.

This isn't about Conor at all, is it,
Christine?

Of course it is.

He's not a boy anymore, Christine.

He's a man, and he's a married man at
that. Do you honestly think that he is

going to live with you for the rest of
his life?

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, then let him make his own
decisions, his own mistakes.

Because either way, well, he is going to
be leaving you sooner or later.

You don't know what you're talking
about.

No, of course I don't.

I'm just the dinner lady.

So, Kevin here has come off his bike.
But lucky for him, he was wearing a

helmet. Any volunteers for the rescue
team? I will.

And me.

Right, you're first in the scene. Up you
come.

So, Gabriella, why don't you try acting
out what you might do?

Better not give them multiple.

Please, I like my men a little more
mature.

Yeah, and I like mine real.

He'll be dead if you don't do something
soon, Gabriella.

OK, do you want to explain what you're
doing?

I'm taking off his helmet.

OK, any thoughts on that?

I guess. She's paddled out of my cellar.
I'm checking his breathing, idiot.

Actually, Dynasty's right.

Kevin may have sustained spinal injury,
so it's best to keep his helmet on until

emergency services have arrived.

Dynasty?

All right, babes.

Can you hear me?

Is he unconscious, mate?

No, he just thinks you're really boring.

Oh, you just shut up!

Do you want to sit this one out,
Gabriella?

Dynasty?

Excellent. Can everyone see?

Dynasty has placed Kevin in the recovery
position.

Now, why is this important?

To make sure that his airway isn't
trapped.

Perfect. And because of Dynasty's
intervention, Kevin stands a greater

surviving. Oh, oh, Dynasty!

Any time, babe.

Round of applause for Dignity Barry.

Money for our Dignity's trip.

Oh, great. Oh, babe.

I, um, just need you to find this sheet.

What's that you're eating?

Oh, yeah, I know.

Listen, when you've kissed as many frogs
as I have, you need to take advice from

wherever you can.

Yeah? Well, I can eat them for free.
Stop worrying about what a fella wants

start taking what you want.

I just want to meet someone nice.

Well, we'd better get out there and keep
kissing them, then, eh?

You still here? Yeah, I'm just off and I
want to say thanks.

You earned the money.

I hope Denise appreciates it. Yeah,
well, she better.

If your boy can aim for the stars, so
can she.

Round the floor, please.

Thank you, everyone. We're out of time,
but you've all been such great sports.

We can laugh some more.

Thank you.

Was that really wicked?

It was fantastic, Mrs. Lowsley.

Is everything all right, Darren?

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was amazing, Miss,
that.

Wasn't it, Len?

Totally. Oh, thank you.

Just one thing, though, mate.

You know that recovery position?

Denise DeBarry's great big head was in
the way. I couldn't even see. Well, all

the information's in the booklet.

Yeah, but my brain's wired up for it, do
you know what I mean? I can't actually,

like, remember stuff unless I do it.

Well, I suggest you practice at home,
then.

Yeah, but if I was to practice on you
now, it'd really help, cos it's like you

said, do you know what I mean? We could
save a life.

Imagine that, Len.

Yeah.

Yeah, like a superhero or something.

Oh, go on then, Batman.

Or were you Robin?

Cut on this.

Are you not going to close your eyes so
it's more realistic?

Come on, boy. You haven't got all day.

Lad?

Lad?

Tony.

Carol. Carol, the leg's barring.

The truth is that I'm a bit strapped and
I was just wondering if you'd got any

shifts at Valentino's going.

We didn't fall out.

Of course, I didn't think you'd allege.

Brilliant. See you then.

Harold, you, uh, got your bag.

Oh, and the, uh, square sausage inside
it, I, uh, took it back to the kitchen

for you.

So, Crusoe faced physical hardship
during the storm.

But do you think... Right, who's his
dad?

Come on, you know the rules. Switch it
off.

Do you think his encounter with the
elements... Right, that's it. Give me

phone.

Thank you.

I'll take that.

What are you watching?

Thank you.

Thank you for joining us, Darren.

Sorry. Damn it.

Can you not even engage your brain to
come up with a decent excuse?

I know, it's just... It's just I sent a
text.

Does anyone want to share the joke with
me?

Hmm? Darren?

What chapter are we reading, miss?

Eight.

Oh, Darren's been sending out texts with
a link to it online.

Where are you going?

To tell Mr Loseley. Oh, no, you can't
gross him up.

Watch me.

First aid is about saving lives.

What Mrs Loseley taught today could turn
out to be the most important lesson

you've ever had.

It's just a joke. Do not speak!

Are they going to get expelled?

They've only got themselves to blame.

You did the right thing.

So, are you looking forward to going to
the camp?

I must go and know.

Yeah, you are.

Your mum paid off.

What you've done constitutes a crime.

You could be charged with indecency.

He's right.

I'm sorry, miss.

It weren't Lenny's fault, miss. Don't
punish him. I thought you'd learnt your

lesson after the last time you suspended
for a week, Lenny.

You came this close.

A week's detention instead.

Get home.

Are you all right? You seem a little
off.

You're not thinking about pulling the
plug on the programme, are you?

Not everything's about you, Simon.

It's all wrong.

How can she stand in the way of your
dreams like that?

I'm never going to do that to our kids.

If they have a passion for something,
I'm going to tell them to go for it.

Even if it means I won't see them for a
year because they're in the jungle

somewhere on another planet, tattooing
aliens.

What?

Our kid?

Yes.

What's so funny about that?

No, nothing, just... And they're going
to be alien tattoo artists.

Well... You know, they'll be our kids,
so they're bound to be a bit... Weird,

yeah, that's true.

I was going to say cool, actually.

She's lucky to have you.

And I'm lucky to have you.

Well, that's pretty obvious.

I'm going to the public book so you can
make your own dinner.

See, they've been punished.

Oh, come on. Don't let a couple of
hormonal boys take away from a fantastic

lesson.

Fantastic? Yeah.

Why else would Dynasty Barry stand up
for you?

She's the one who dobbed him in. Said
you deserve better.

Can I come to the pub?

Only if you're buying another large one.

And you can keep the cars, leave me the
garage.

And all I, that's all I need are keys
and guitars.

And just within 30 seconds, I'm leaving
tomorrow.

Yeah, we leaping across these
undefeatable odds. It's like this, man,

put a price on the life. We do this for
the love, so we fight and sacrifice

every night. So we ain't gonna stumble
and fall, never. Right in the seat, in

the sign of defeat.

So we gonna keep everyone moving their
feet. So bring back the beat, and then

everyone sing. Talk about the money.

Praying to the marking gods.

That's pretty.

Yeah, thanks. Present from Vix.

Well, you don't like it?

I just thought it was going to be
smaller and more ring -shaped.

A portal?

Yeah.

But it wasn't, and I thought I was going
to be relieved, and now, well, I'm...

Disappointed? Am I mad?

Probably.

I think you should take Simon's
happiness classes.

Don't mention them.

No, really, don't.

What shall I do, then?

You're asking me?

Mm -hm.

Really?

You were not.

But I'm still feeling a little bruised.

Bruised? What you said last time.

That offended me deeply, Carol.

I'm a tactile man.

I like my stuff to feel appreciated.

I know.

I'm a thorn.

Is he giving me a job or not?

They'll fight, D .I .D.

Just teasing, darling.

Come here.

Well,

let's get started.

Marcus will bring you up to speed.

Don't go getting any ideas.

I keep catching and giving me the eye,
cheeky little tart.

I had a really weird day.

What is she doing here? Sue called,
something about kids teasing us. I said

could come meet us, and then Tweedledee
turned up with Tweedledum. You don't

mind, do you? Got you a G &T.

You... You work here?

Yeah.

Got a problem with that?

Got a wine list?

Connor?

Connor? What?

Will you just come down here? I need to
talk to you.

What is it, Mum? I'm busy.

Congratulations.

I didn't get it.

You are taking that job. But I
thought... It's your life, Connor, and

to start living it.

So, you enjoyed?

Do you?

Working here?

We don't have to do this.

So you teach.

I guess that's interesting.

Yes, when I'm not avoiding flying
custard.

I hated school.

Because I'd be marked down at trouble
the minute I'd sit still.

And you weren't?

Well, who knows what I could have been,
if someone had taken an interest.

There was this one teacher, Mrs Taylor,
my art teacher.

She said I had a good eye.

My mum just laughed when I told her. She
was like, Van Gogh, he was.

Van Gogh?

This bloke will be cutting his ears off
if you keep hopping on. It's fine. No,

no, no, no, no. You work hard all day,
you come out in the evening, you want to

relax, take in the view.

You don't want to hear his bleeding life
story.

What a fracking bit of scenery, eh?

He's appalling.

Shouldn't have to stand for that, you
know.

Could take him to an employment
tribunal.

Yeah, well, it should and could.

What can it be, the bells?

I told you everything would work out.

Thank you.

Yeah, you're going to need to get
yourself a sofa bed, mate, because I'm

to be moving in every weekend.

That's when you thought you got rid of
him?

What about you? Didn't see her back from
Edinburgh yet.

She will soon.

I'm not worried. I've got a future
somewhere.

I just want to say, Connor, I'm so proud
of you I could birth, and I'm

grateful that I've had the honour of
being your mum for the past 18 years.

To my amazing husband, who I love so
much.

To Connor.

To Connor.

To the future.

To the future.

Oh, come on, guys, get a room.

I wasn't, um...

I hope you don't think I was.

Because I really wouldn't.

What? Well, I mean, it's a lovely view,
but I wouldn't deliberately... I think

you might be thinking this metaphor will
be too far, don't you?

Metaphor?

The breath.

It's not a view.

And I know you think I'm sick, but I do
actually know what a metaphor is.

I'm sorry.

Don't be.

Do you want another wine?

We've run out of the phone, John, but
there's a nice shabby in the fridge, if

you fancy that.

And I don't.

I think you're thick.

In fact, you're making me a ridiculous
question, but do you like Shakespeare by

any chance?

Me? I can't get enough of it.

I tried to dare with Jeremy Kyle.

Sorry.

Get off!

Excuse me.

Keep your sweaty hands away from me.

And here's me thinking you needed the
money.

It was just a little misunderstanding.

Right?

I'm sorry, I can't let you get away with
that.

Why? What are you going to do?

Get out.

And you.

Eh? What have I done?

I didn't ask him to do that. Tough.

Anyway, I don't need some old hag
working here.

Carol, wait.

Are you okay?

No.

I am flaming not okay.

Are you okay?

I wanted a ring.

A what?

Not a bracelet.

What, like a ring rings?

Did she just...

Is that mine?

Are you serious?

Can I wear the dress?

Answer the flipping question first.

You haven't asked me one yet.

You won't make me say it.

Yeah.

No.

I'll be your wife, though.

Congratulations.

There was two of them.

I tried to stop them from coming in, but
I didn't know what to do.

You never said we were in trouble.

It's not your problem.

Where were you?

I was out sorting things.

Trying to earn enough to tide it over.

And I've got to mess up again.

Is that what you thought up here?

And here's me going on about my stupid
trip.

It's not a stupid trip.

It's about your future.

And that's more important than ever.

What are we going to do?

I guess you're going to have to get used
to seeing your mum in a dear lady's

uniform.

I'll call my crew in the morning.

I could get a job too.

I could get some while there.

Look, the only thing that you've got to
worry about is your school work.

because you're getting out of this life
for the both of us.

That's the dishwasher filled and ready
to go.

Maggie, I just want to say thanks.

No, mother.

Two pair of hands and all that.

No, I mean for having a pop at you.

You were right.

I do have to let him go.

Yeah, it doesn't make it easy, though,
does it?

See you tomorrow.

On one condition.

I never have to wear a canteen uniform
ever again.

Oh, not even the hat?

Here.

Came to say I'm sorry.

Didn't mean to get you the sack tonight.

Just couldn't let that man demean you in
that way.

You're worth more than that.

Really?

How much more?

Um, a lot.

£2 .90.

Do you know how much money you cost me
tonight?

£50. Which may be nothing for you, but
it's a lot to me.

You're right.

I'm... I'm sorry.

What's this?

Loss of earnings.

And a severance payment.

What?

It's what they give you when you're made
redundant.

I know what the word means, George.

Sorry. Keep doing that, Linda.

It's all right. Don't worry.

Thanks.

I've got to call the groom.

Oh, no, I've got to be off.

Please.

I'm going to bed.

Promise me something.

What?

When you're a hot shot chef in some
swanky restaurant, you still always wear

pair of dorky pyjamas.

You think pyjamas are dorky?

I promise.

Sleep tight.

Funny, someone told me I was going to
end the evening here, and I would have

thought... What?

That we'd be able to skank you?

Skanked? You mean scammed.

Maybe I'm the one who should teach you a
few things.

Maybe.

You're quite surprising, Carol.

Do you think?

I've enjoyed your company.

We should do it again sometime.

Sure.

So you're going to give me your number
then, or what?

Mum?

Who are you talking to?

I'm just on the phone, babe. Go back to
bed.

Is it Kate?

Let's have a word. No, it's just the
phone cut me on at me again.

Honestly, get some sleep.

No.

No, I'm not.

Everything's going to be all right. All
right, then.

School nights are probably for the best.

Haven't you forgotten something?

Having second thoughts, are we?

No, not at all.

Please.

Well, I'll give you a call.

Yeah, sure.

Let us show you what the resilience camp
means. Three, two, one.

Okay, let's go, let's go, go, go.

I do teach your daughter.

Maybe you could teach me a few things.

Ah, you must be Eve. I've heard all
about you.

Eve, this is fixed.

I feel safe.

You're harrapping me. Now leave me
alone.

I'm looking for someone. Her name's
Everdeen Stewart. She said she was

in trouble.

And Wesley Road is back at the earlier
time of eight next Wednesday. Catch up

with BBC Three's new series following
six tough young teachers as their

in the classroom begin.

Episode one on BBC iPlayer now. Here on
BBC One, stand -up comedy and

ventriloquism as you've never seen it
before. Live at the Apollo next.