All language subtitles for Waterloo Road s09e03

You're not disappointed you got me
instead of Mr. Windsor? It's fantastic

able to talk to somebody who's actually
from China.

You know how important my career is to
me. I got through it for you, and for my

dad, who, by the way, thinks he could be
the youngest head in Scotland.

Yeah, your dad's been very kind.

Yeah, yeah.

If none of that was to happen, well,
he'd be so disappointed.

Running any type of budget, from
household bills to a whole school.

Tough decisions still have to be made.

Stuff like that they should teach in
schools.

Hey, why don't we?

Get your six into two teams, give them
each a budget, see how they manage it.

Like the apprentice?

Exactly.

Bye.

Seven.

48.

49.

50.

I'm impressed.

Yes, the apprentice competition today.
You've got to be on top of my game.

I'd wear your flip -flops. That bathroom
was disgusting.

I've got ginger hairs all over my shower
mitts.

And they're not mine.

It's not my cleaning week.

Well, the sooner we're married and in
our own little lovely... One step at a

time, Tiger. We haven't even set a date
yet.

Exactly.

Oh, George, did you go out in that robe
again today?

Milk won't bring itself in.

Yeah, Becca, it won't bring any.

Didn't it feel cold?

At least put some trousers on, please.

George, we're going to be late.

What are you doing?

I, my dearest heart, am printing out
material for my sixth form mandarin.

But it is your first day as deputy head.

Yes, but don't worry.

Christine's a putty cat and she loves
me. I am, after all, irresistible.

I'll do this. You brush your teeth.

George, there are lots of mistakes here.

It's all right, you can correct them on
the way in.

Bonjour, Monsieur Lowsley.

Morning, George.

Apprentice Day.

Fancy helping out?

I'm missing a nick to my Lord Sugar.

Now I'm deputy head, do you think it's
appropriate that I play the role of your

subordinate? I suppose not.

Important meeting with Christine
Mustache.

I feel you good. Oh, playing second
fiddle to all this.

Great. Princess.

Hi.

I can't believe you passed an interview
panel.

And why aren't I in this meeting?

Careful.

What do you need a smoke machine for?

Ah, lock up.

But watch where you're going, miss.

Darren's not giving you any trouble, is
he, Miss Spock?

Oh.

You know, if you ever need me during the
day, I'm never far away.

I always honour a deal, miss.

Did you make those corrections?

No, not all of them. I told you, they're
lots of mistakes.

You should have time before class
starts. You can finish them off then.

I'm your assistant.

I know, and I'm incredibly grateful. I'm
not the teacher, and I shouldn't be

doing all your work for you.

Simply using your expertise to help me.
Is that so wrong, my lovely?

Oh, hi.

You spelt, er, courteously wrong.

Everyone knows what it means.

Yeah, well, it looks bad.

Can't all be perfect, you know?

Do we get to choose the team until
they're printed there? Well, make sure

on mine.

I've decided to win.

Fight and talk? That's how it's going to
be. Is it?

Where's mine?

Get your own.

Not with breakfast club monitors
watching.

Well, go without then.

How long are you going to stay mad at me
for? I hate it when you won't talk to

me. Well, you should have thought about
that before you went sucking up to

McFall. You were going to chuck that cat
in the river. So? It was hers.

But it was still a cat, Lisa. Yeah, and
you put it before me. Hey, I thought you

guys had breakfast at the schoolhouse.

Missed it this morning?

Oh, shame.

Well, you're not coming in here on
scrounge, so shift it, come on.

Haven't you got a class to go to?

OK, look, I fixed it.

Happy?

Yeah, yeah.

George, the very man. Christine, got
your message?

On the clock from the crack of dawn now,
are we?

We had something come in first thing
from the education committee. You are

to be so chuffed.

Sounds intriguing.

They read my putting people's first plan
and the Mandarin curriculum has really

caught them.

They want to roll it out across the area
and they want as well you to do it for

them.

Great.

Well, that's one in the eye for all the
other LA heads.

What a way to kick off your career as
deputy head.

Could hardly believe it myself.

Can't I want George as their poster boy?

Yes, is this a good idea?

I mean, I don't really see myself as
poster boy material.

No, I agree.

Oh, that's a bit harsh. I think George
needs to think about it. Right, George?

What is to think about? We grab there.
Chances like this don't often come

around. Just what you texted me about
earlier.

Princess, can I have a word with George
in private, please?

Oh, yeah, of course.

Uh, is it two sugars?

Uh, not any more.

Um... Simon and his apprentice day.

I can't justify it on my budget.

Ditch it.

You're the boss.

I've probably just been paranoid, but...
It feels like one big pitch from my

job.

Hmm.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't
mean to say you aren't right.

Come on, there's nothing to it. I need a
glamorous assistant.

Simon, I want to forget every word with
you.

About what?

Won't take long.

Kind of got a lot on this morning. Yeah,
that's what I need to talk to you

about. Um, Christine has been taking a
look at the budget this year and things

are even tighter than we thought.

I can't justify spending money we don't
have on a non -essential... We're

cancelling the apprentice.

What? You can't. We have to.
Unfortunately, two to one.

We promised the student council.

It's an awkward situation.

No -one's denying that, but sometimes,
you know, leadership means taking tough

decisions.

There has to be a way. I wish there was.

I'll, um... I'll tell the students.

No.

I'll do it. Most of them are in the
dining hall, I think.

Now I just feel terrible.

What more terrible than if his future
father -in -law were to offer him your

job?

We just need to make sure the Mandarin
classes are a success.

Oh, that's registration.

You're fired.

You're fired. No, you're fired. You're
fired. No, you're fired. You're fired.

Tennessee, you're fired.

You all right? Are you looking forward
to the apprentice today, sir?

I've just come from Miss Mulgrew's
office. There's been a few budget

You mean cuts?

There can't be any without the student
council being consulted.

And we're going to be making money for
the school today.

That's the whole point.

I know.

So go on, then.

What have you gotten rid of now?

Imogen, take the register for me.

Say, where do you got one?

Well, you're fired.

George, what are you going to do about
the Mandarin classes?

Well, it seems that Christine is hell
-bent on me putting together some sort

Mandarin curriculum for the L .A., so
I'd better crack on with that, I guess.

Well, I don't know if... I

don't know if your Mandarin is good
enough.

I'll get by. It won't be a problem.

Something to do with the classroom, say
it again?

You are heading for big trouble, George.
It's something we can't handle.

What will you do if Christine finds out?
You know how important these Mandarin

classes are to her.

You know, and she's put her faith in
you, George. And we won't let her down.

Anyway, let me deal with Christine. We
go way back. Yes, and that is why you

shouldn't lie to her.

I'm not going to make her happy at this.

We can call her off any time you like.

If you reckon you can handle a classroom
all by yourself.

I need my car keys.

Aren't you meant to be in your phone
room?

I have to see him. I won't keep him.

OK.

Where were we?

Wouldn't want Twinkle to find out about
our arrangement, would we?

He's not going to find out, though, is
he?

Don't lose any sleep over it, though.

Kevin, this came to you after you left.

Open it, then.

Studying in America?

What have you got that for?

No, see, I've made a date.

I ordered something else.

What? A French book.

What would I want with a book about
studying in America?

My mum would do her nothing if we moved
any further than Edinburgh, anyway.

Yeah. Then alone abroad.

The Anks wouldn't let a Barry in,
anyway.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing. Bit of a joke.

Well, where's Mr. Lousy, then?

We're not meant to be somewhere else
with the apprentice, are we?

First break in the hall. Hang on a
minute.

You're doing it?

Yeah. It's great, innit?

Getting me a double science and PE just
for that.

Well, I'll have a bit of that.

No, see, it's student council members
only, and people we've specially

Would you go to America?

Obviously, if Dennis didn't like you.

Never really thought about it.

But it's a big world out there. You
know, there's a lot of places to go and

experiences to have.

Well, that's a bit deep for a first
period.

It'd be good if you did, though,
wouldn't it?

I mean, you're right.

It's a bigger place, more opportunities.

Maybe you can make more of yourself out
there.

Maybe.

The next day's got you in a leash,
that's the only thing.

Um, there are conversation seats on your
desk if you want to work your way

through them, and Mrs Windsor is here to
help you if you need it.

Do you understand?

Perfectly.

Where is she?

Languages department.

Here you go. A few lines.

Now, I am sure that I followed the
instructions on how to sync my email,

Give it here.

I'm expecting word from Moira.

Oh, that's going all right. Talk.

Barra Febby. We've actually got quite a
bit in common and more all the time.

Opera, gardening, poetry, cats.

There you go. Your email account
settings were switched off. She'll be OK

And there she is. Five emails. Thank you
so much, Sonia.

She seems happy about something.

Yeah, she's met someone on the net.

That'll do it.

Who's the lucky fella?

Moira. Yeah, they're going to be quite a
good place by the looks of things.

See, last time, you said the word her,
men, and.

But I read that you can't use that to
link verbs.

So... Well worth checking up.

Why don't you do that for next week?

In fact, answering your own question is
often the best way to learn. Oh.

Can I borrow you, please?

Mrs. Windsor, can you cover the rest of
the period?

Sorry,

my Mandarin's a bit rusty.

She says of course she can.

Mrs Mulgrew, who are you going to be in
today's apprentice?

Lord Sugar, without a doubt.

Um... Mr Loseley not heard anything,
then?

We can't do it. We just don't have the
money.

Did we not get anywhere last week?

You can't do that without talking to us
about it.

We don't have a choice, Imogen.

You lied to us.

No, it is not like that. I think I might
have solved our problem.

I'll fund the apprentice competition.

I'll put the seed money up myself.

I'm not sure I can let you do that.

It's my money. You won't have to account
for it to anyone.

There's not a shred of doubt in my mind
we'll make it all back with profit.

I think that's a very good idea.

In fact, if you're still looking for a
nick, I'd be happy to have lied.

And as the Alan doesn't seem to be doing
an awful lot in the programme these

days, perhaps you'd like to play the
part of the woman.

Just call me Karen.

May the best deputy win.

Nice woman.

Let it go.

Thank you, Lisa.

Oh, Maggie.

Do you know, living in the schoolhouse
under your care is working wonders for

those children.

Well, thank you very much, Audrey. I
appreciate that.

Even Grantley's warming to them.

All right, listen, don't forget training
tonight.

Oh, and those Nicola Adams videos you
sent me?

They're amazing.

Yeah?

She seems to be getting on all right.

Yeah, I mean, it's early days, but case
is showing real promise.

I've seen the change in her work, you
know, since she took up boxing.

Yeah?

Well, I think it's helping to get over
time.

I just think it's so barbaric. There
must be another way, surely.

Works better than a lot of that touchy
-feely nonsense.

Well, we'll just have to agree to
disagree.

You're just helping Simon to stop
whistling from talking to you about

Simply putting my best foot forward on
my first day as deputy head.

Speaking of which, can you ask Sonia for
that email from the authority?

Whip through it and put some ideas
together for the Mandarin rollout.

George, apprentice time.

The idea was you backed me up against,
Simon.

The idea was to keep him close.

Feed him all the rope he needs.

It's not a game.

Picture his eager little face as his
apprentice day collapses around his

which it will, I'll make sure of that.

Are you talking sabotage?

It's an ugly word.

This is not a game.

This is a competition from hell.

From all corners of Greenham.

The best pupils are gathering to go head
to head.

for the right to be called the Waterloo
Road Apprentice Champion!

Welcome to the Apprentice.

All right, everyone, listen up.

We are splitting the teams by gender.

Girls over here, boys over there.

Oh, that's not fair on the fellow.

Oh, it sounds good to me.

We want it to be a competition, not a
walkover.

Talk is cheap. Tell me that when we beat
you.

Right, each team gets £150.

You have until three o 'clock this
afternoon to make as much money as

Minimise your cost, maximise your
margin. It couldn't be simpler.

The team that returns the biggest profit
wins.

Right, who are the team captains?

I'll do it.

Yep, gents.

Let the fear of failure motivate you.
There's nothing quite like it.

Do we get anything when we win?

Yes. You win tickets to a pop concert of
your own choice.

You are kidding.

Yeah, unfortunately, he is. The reward
will be revealed at the end.

Have you started without me?

Yes, didn't Kent the members want me?
Yeah, I'm afraid she's right, Barry.

You're going to have to sit this one
out.

That said, I'm sure Mr Barry has a
natural sense of enterprise which we

utilise. It would be unsporting to
exclude such a talent.

Yeah, good point. OK, Barry.

And I'm happy to advise the girls.

Is that OK?

Yeah.

Let the game begin.

you all for PE today.

Where's Mr. Leslie?

He's busy with the apprentice, you know.

Have you ever done PE before?

Well, I'm sure you can teach me a few
pointers. I used to... Oh!

Sorry, mate.

Are you okay?

My face!

My nose!

Come on, guys. We've got to come up with
something better than this. I'm not

sure we really...

Cracked this one, yeah?

Come on.

How are we going to wipe the floor with
them?

At once it's silent.

Maybe you should lead by example, mate.

That is the lamest idea I have ever
heard.

Yep.

Yeah.

Okay, so we offer a service.

Laundry or dry cleaning.

How many dirty kicks do we have to wash
to make any money? Well, why don't we

try washing cars and windows?

You paid nothing.

Sorry, sir, I were in the bog.

Can't be muck? Yeah, probably.

Thank you for that colourful mental
image, Rhiannon.

She's right, though, sir.

I'd gladly pay for my lunch if there was
somewhere nearby.

That's it.

We can do food.

Yeah. Like what?

Pizza. Why don't we try some kind of
food?

Boring. Hot food's too much hassle. I
mean, how would we keep it warm? Well, I

know.

Cakes? Like a bake sale?

Did you think of anything more girly?
You haven't got one good idea between

Where do we make them?

Home ec?

What are we waiting for? And we can buy
the ingredients off Airtel. But I reckon

we should make a few samples first, you
know, to try.

Just to see if we're doing it right.

Oi, we're trying to raise money, not
your cholesterol.

OK, so what's your idea then? Yeah, so
easy knocking everybody else, Barry.

Well, it is when you're coming out with
all this. Guys, the key to success is to

work as a team. Now, come on.

Calm. Barry Barry's involved.

Your handiwork, I presume.

Consider the fuse lit.

Well, I'm going to go and have a pee.

Please may I go to the toilet, Mr.
Loseley? Yes, you may, Kevin.

Sorry, sorry.

It's not you, it's just talking. It
hurt.

Lift your head a bit further back. Is
that better?

I think so.

You haven't broken it.

Broken it?

I can't, my wedding.

No, I'm sure it's just bruised.

Thanks for doing this.

It's no problem.

It's lucky I had a free period. I think
the bleeding stopped.

It's all Simon's fault.

Stupid apprentice.

You just get so tunnel vision that
nothing else matters.

It's not such a bad quality to have.

No, but you just feel so second best.

Probably just moaning about nothing.

Do you ever feel this way with Moira?

What? Your girlfriend.

Moira's not my girlfriend.

Oh, I am sorry. I just, um... I just...

Moira is my pen pal.

Here, take this.

You'll be fine.

We can always eat what we don't sell,
anyway.

I think the cake sale's a brilliant
idea.

There's no way the lads are going to win
this.

I'm coming round to it.

Hey, that... That's their big idea. Yep,
and they're really excited about it as

well, like they think it's actually
going to win. This competition is ours.

Rhiannon will have eaten most of the
profits before they've even iced the

things. Guys, that's enough.

Well, at least they're doing something.

Yeah, to earn themselves some pocket
money.

House cleanances.

That is how we win.

Go on.

Greenock's full of old bids. Sorry.

Elderly ladies with houses stuffed full
of junk that they just don't know how to

get rid of.

So what do we do?

So we knock on the door, and we tell
them that we can clear out their old

machines and tea's made for about 20
quid, and then we plug it.

Minimal start -up costs, and we double
our earning power.

That's an impressive bit of leadership
thinking, Barry. What can I say, Seth?

Some people have just got it. Yeah,
well, it's still a theory. There's no

in the coffers yet.

Let's go with it, yeah?

Get a couple of trolleys from the
kitchen.

Get out there, door to door. Come on.

We need to make sure that we actually do
win this.

How?

By making sure the girls won't.

I thought we might have had a comparing
miss.

Today's apprentice competition doesn't
mean you can skydive to loads of

I'm just saying, it's not fair.

Well, life seldom is.

Great news about the Mandarin classes.

George must be very excited.

Oh, yes, yes, of course.

Miss Sam?

Last time I looked, my name was Mrs
Mulgrew.

Sugar Oh,

honey, honey You are my kind girl

And you got me wanting you

Sugar, sugar.

So, if it's 50p a cake, how much profit
are we going to make off 250 then?

96 pounds.

That's not enough.

Double it. You've got to pay a pound for
a cookie.

She's right. I reckon 60p.

It's not enough, I'm telling you.

121. We'll always get rid of those with
the students with that pricey.

Girl, 60p it is.

You need to organise a stall before
lunch break starts.

To let your customers know there's
alternative fare on offer.

Get going on this.

Go up to IT lab, whip up some posters.

All hands on deck, come on.

Well, we can't all go.

We'll get behind, yeah.

Many hands, light work, et cetera, et
cetera. The sooner you go, the sooner

get back.

Don't let the cakes burn.

I won't.

Talk about making it easy.

You think we should do this?

We're not leaving it to chance.

We stop them making their cakes.

We win.

George! George!

Christine nearly caught me doing your
work.

Well, did he manage it? I guess I made a
start.

When's it going to be finished? George,
how many times do I have to say it? You

can't keep doing this.

Hey, maybe we can, like, hide all the
cutlery. No, no, no, no, no.

That'll take too long.

That'll be soft.

Right.

There's a fuse box over the other end.
Mrs. Budgen's always going on about it

being dicky. Oh, yeah. All right, we
should take the other door.

Look, it isn't going to work. This is
dishonest.

Not if the two of us are working as a
team.

Are we working as a team when I'm doing
everything?

George, will you listen to me?

You are a good language teacher. You can
teach French and German very well. But

Mandarin? You could maybe order at a
Chinese restaurant, but that's it.

You have to tell Christine.

She will understand.

Tell her what exactly?

There's been some misunderstanding. I've
been teaching it all term.

I would just make a... Exactly.

Hey, you might make a vary out of you
yet.

In you go.

Hey, do you know what to do?

I'll keep a lookout.

Anyway, I'm not going to do what you
tell me to do or anyone else.

George, this is not going to work. Why
can't you see that?

A little respect wouldn't go amiss
either.

A respect?

Yes, a small word, but an important one.
Well, how can I respect you when you're

doing this? Look, my dearest lovely, I
know you're trying to help, but trust me

on this one.

Don't patronise me.

Why don't you get yourself home, make us
a lovely meal.

Seriously, I... You know...

Help me here. You're no use. Come on.

Off you go.

She's not feeling very well. I'll be
back in a minute.

Say, the ovens have been turned off.

That's vile.

Come on, it's all.

Who's been in here?

No idea.

That's what happens when you let our
body get involved.

Wait, I think I've got an idea. Come on,
quick.

All right, lad?

Let's get busy.

Where have you been?

Yeah. Barry, what happened?

Getting ready to win. Come on, boys.

Hey. Was everything okay?

No, I'm fine.

What are you boys doing?

Oh, we're collecting junk from people's
houses and then plugging it. It's our

business plan. Barry reckons it's the
right winner.

Oh.

Really?

Well, if it's junk you're after, I know
someone who has a house full of it.

Perfect. Cool.

Well, lads, I'll see you in town, yeah?

Princess?

Rhiannon, you're making a mess.

Sorry, but we're running out of time.

Where's my tub? Has anyone seen it?

I don't care.

I'm going to kill him. I don't think
Connor would have had anything to do

it.

There is, of course, a perfectly
reasonable explanation for all of this.

We're baking against the clock, Sarah,
and Maggie said it were all right.

The boy set the fuses out the ovens and
homemade, and then poured salt into our

cake mixture.

Glad to see the competitive spirit is
alive and well at Waterloo Road.

They're sad and pathetic.

And we are going to slaughter them.

So here it is.

Oh, wait till you see.

He has enough stuff to fill three junk
shops.

Hey, is this going to come up with this?

Are you sure Mr Williams is okay with us
taking all this? Oh yes, he's been

saying for ages he wants it emptied. If
there's just, we wouldn't want to take

anything that you want to keep.

Oh, no, it's OK.

Sorted, then.

Let's get cracking.

Well, maybe you could show us, just in
case. No, it's all right.

You can trust us.

If we're not sure, we'll ask.

OK, I'll get you some bottles.

Here, how much do you want for it all?

Oh, nothing, Thomas.

Just take it.

Here.

Thanks. We really appreciate it. Oh,
it's no problem.

You're helping me.

So is everything good with you? Oh, you
need more boxes, I have them here. OK,

Mrs Windsor.

Is it OK if I get a drink of water?

Oh, yes, of course.

Those junk and stuff just builds up over
the years.

Don't realise how much you've got. Oh,
yeah, Mr Windsor is... Terrible like

that. He never throws away anything.

I've been telling him for ages, we have
to get rid of that stuff.

Thanks. No, no, I just wanted to make
sure.

Barry's the type of person that would
clear this house out if you let him.

Really? Yeah.

Anthology of modern Chinese poetry.

Oh.

I guess it'll be a few years before I
can wrap my head around any of this.

Why don't you take it with you?

I think you'll understand more than you
think.

You sure?

Yeah. Yeah, it's the best way to learn,
Kevin.

I'll bring it back.

No, keep it.

Are you sure?

Thanks.

OK, I reckon that I've got everything,
otherwise we won't be able to carry it

back to school.

And I'll have a shifty round. Like Kev
says, don't take anything else. Oh, not

you as well.

Look, get that little towel and be there
in a second.

Viagra.

Poojie, poojie.

You naughty little devil.

So do you miss your family?

Oh, well, we email and Skype, so that's
not so bad.

A lot of people never go anywhere or do
anything.

You know, they stay with what they've
got in life.

And I don't think I want that.

I'm ready to move on.

You know, leave all this behind me. I'm
sure you'd make a great life for

yourself. I mean, you're so smart.

Have you ever thought about doing
something completely different?

Something that scares you?

No, not really.

I have.

A lot.

Maybe one day you can tell.

I think that's a god -evil from heaven.

Watch the corner.

What's going on?

Simon wants an apprentice -style
boardroom.

He needs it to be exactly like the real
thing. Well, near enough.

That's Simon for you. A job's worth
doing.

I am so sorry about earlier.

Well, Miss Spock, one should try not to
jump to conclusions. About what? I

thought Moira was Audrey's girlfriend.

I thought she was gay.

Oh.

Well, it's... I've got a... I'm better.

Yeah.

Thanks for your help.

Um, Nikki's... Who?

She had a bit of a thing with Mrs. last
year.

Oh, you are kidding me.

It's one thing after another today.

Can't be all bad.

Judging by the size of that engagement
ring, you must be doing something right

somewhere. I'm having to share him with
the job at the moment and I can't see

that changing any time soon.

Maybe you just need to remind him of
what he's missing.

Well, what... What have you done?

Hey, lads, I'm here.

Check this lot out.

Where did you get that lot from?

Aladdin's cave.

Yeah, that's quite impressive.

Yeah, Mrs. Windsor was very generous.

So you might as well call the girls and
tell them not to bother. This

competition's ours.

Let's get these gems to the high street.

Yeah, load them up.

So, you're going to tell me what's going
on?

Just jump. George, can't you see you're
messing everything up? You're ruining

things at your job with us. You would
have nothing without me.

George, you said I should show you
respect.

You don't show me any.

Well, at least Kevin and the other boys
are nice to me.

He's a creep.

Oh, no.

The little... What, George?

You know, you're absolutely right.

I don't have any respect for you. Why
would I have anything other than

contempt for someone who is so stupid
that they let three hormone -ravaged

Neanderthals run amok in our home?

What time is it?

It's late and if I don't get these out
now, we won't have time to sell them.

We're never going to make enough.

Well, what are we going to do then?

Sell each one for a pound.

It's the only way you'll make enough to
win.

Well, apparently nobody can afford that.

No, not in the school, but they can in
town.

Oh, thanks, Mr Budgeon. Yeah, right.

Scram, I've got some convalescing to get
on with.

Come on, chop, chop.

Out. Go.

Hey,

you wanna know the best bit?

Georgie's little helpers.

We can sell them for a mint.

Come on, lad.

That house was weird.

It was like she didn't even live there,
you know?

Like it wasn't her home, just his.

He obviously didn't love her, though.
What are you doing kissing her?

Well, I didn't know it was going to
happen, all right? Right, well, I'll

you what's going to happen. When
Westerwender finds out, he's going to

Yeah, well, let's make sure he doesn't,
all right?

Don't tell anyone, Connor.

I mean it.

Where are they? Where are what? My
pills, you arrogant little... I don't

any of your pills!

I'm going to ask you this one more time.

You can ask me as many times as you
want. I don't have anything!

George?

Kevin, you all right?

Did you just batter Kevin?

Out!

No?

What happened?

I didn't touch him. He just fell.

Is that right?

No, I didn't. Just fall.

Before I decked him to the floor, Kevin
went and he's booting him.

Mr. Windsor?

You're fired.

The boy was trying to humiliate me. Did
you hit him?

Much as I would have liked to, no.

I told you, he fell.

George? He fell.

Well, he dived. I wouldn't put it past
him.

Give him something to work with.

Are you seriously going to let him get
away with this?

He's not the one we're talking about.

You realise how serious this is?

I mean, it's him that you should be
dragging in here. You don't get it, do

He's a teenager.

You're a grown man.

You are a teacher and he is a pupil.

It's always been your problem.

You've never taken responsibility for
yourself. You won't even do it now.

Look at the position you've put me in. I
can't believe I'm hearing this.

Are you actually... I have to suspend
you.

At least until we get things sorted.

And what about my side of the story? I
just told you that I didn't touch him.

I mean, do you think I would?

All the years you've known me?

Like I say, it'll be investigated, but
for now I just need you to go home.

I can't tell you how disappointed I am
about this.

Did he actually hit you?

Did you tell him what happened between
you two? No.

He lost it when he found out his pills
had gone.

But did he actually touch you? I mean,
push you or something?

He was going to. And I haven't done
anything to him that he knows about.

You can't say he did if he didn't. He'll
lose his job. Good.

Look, he treats us like we don't matter.
Like we're nothing.

And he treats his wife even worse. I've
seen them together. His wife that you

kept.

And that's going to make things better?
He deserves everything that's coming to

him.

You think?

No, you sound just like Barry.

Think about what you're doing.

So, we have established that posters
like these were used to drum up support

the war effort.

Who can tell me what this was called?

Lisa. Propaganda?

Exactly. And propaganda is biased and
therefore unreliable.

But does that mean it's of no use to us
as historians?

No, Miss.

It's still useful because it tells us
what the government wanted people to

think.

Yes, it does, Lisa. Very good.

OK, in your pairs, I would like you to
work through the rest of the sheet,

deciding on the reliability of each
source.

I'm impressed.

It seems we've turned the phone out,
hasn't it?

Yes, ma 'am.

Kevin, I'll ask you again.

What were you arguing about?

I don't want to say.

Well, I want to know.

What we need to know is whether Mr
Windsor hit you.

No.

You're absolutely sure he didn't touch
you?

Look, I'm sorry if I made it sound like
he did.

We were arguing and I fell backwards
over a chair.

Have you any idea how serious an
accusation like this is? Mr Windsor

lost his job. I know.

I know. I'm sorry.

Well, look, I think the best thing we
can do right now, as long as Mr Windsor

agrees, is put this whole thing behind
us.

No need to spoil what's been a fantastic
day.

It's nearly boardroom time. Off you go.

Won't be much longer.

Kevin said you never touched him.

He fell.

Which is exactly what I told you.

You put yourself in a stupid situation
today and Dan there threw your career

away because of it, so I wouldn't sound
quite so self -righteous.

Anyway you look at it, today's been a
car crash.

Could have gone better.

You can stop packing now, George.

Oh, my.

Simon, on the other hand, hasn't put a
foot wrong. In fact, he's had such a

day, I'm starting to quite like him.

Am I backing the wrong horse here?

No.

No, absolutely not.

So we can start again tomorrow?

Yeah, of course.

Good.

Because you and the Mandarin initiative
could be all I have.

Mr Windsor?

Oh, there was nothing.

Oh, yeah, like the lifting fuses and the
salt on the icing.

No, no, I never touched the icing. Come
off it, we all know you did. Cheaters!

Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat!

Cheat!

Cheat!

Cheat!

Sit in your tooting, please.

Where's Windsor?

Or has he been escorted off the
premises?

That was a misunderstanding and it's all
been cleared up now.

Afternoon, team.

Good afternoon.

Lord, please.

Right,

before we get to the result, how do you
think it went?

We had a setback early on, and I think
we did really well to come back from it.

Good. Gents?

We coined it, sir.

That's what it's all about, isn't it?
Yeah, that and cheating.

They can't say that. All right, settle
down.

Right, then.

The results.

The girls returned a profit of £95 .60.
Excellent effort.

The boys, with minimal expenditure, have
taken it with an impressive return of

£132.

Boys, you're hired.

And you're fired.

At least we can live with ourselves.

Whatever. Right, tonight there'll be a
barbecue at the schoolhouse, paid for by

the start -up budget.

The idea being that the losers would
serve the winners by way of forfeit.

However, we've decided to pick the names
at random. Sonia?

Connor. Barry.

And... Oh, Kevin.

That's not funny. How about that?

I heard a whisper about certain tactics
that might have been used, but to be

honest, I'm taking that with a pinch of
salt.

Will we still want?

Yeah, and I'm sure it'll still look like
that when you're waiting on us hand and

foot.

Yeah, looks like it went well.

You did it, and I'm very proud of you.

Well, they did it, didn't you?

I might have helped him a little bit,
though.

Catch you later.

Mr. Windsor?

Wait.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry.

You should be.

Yeah, well, if you weren't such a
miserable sod, then maybe people would

you. None of this would have happened.

Maybe your wife would like you, too.

Moira? Really?

Oh, no.

What? I'm sorry to share all my problems
with you, but I've just had some bad

news. My husband said to go into
hospital.

Oh, poor thing.

Well, you'd better reply.

Sorry, Moira. Can I help?

What are you going to kill?

She put a little bin.

She's falling for it.

Are you two going to come to the
barbecue?

Schoolhouse kids are very welcome to
join.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Thanks. Good answer.

Right, come on then, how are you? Give
us a hand with the salad.

Right, serve that lot out and don't drop
any.

Oi, garçon, over here.

Do you want to eat it or wear it? I
don't think to say, but somebody could

here again. Burger? Anybody want a
burger?

I reckon they're natural, there's a lot
of them.

Born to serve.

Vocation found at last.

Well, we look like idiots.

Burger? Yeah.

Anybody want a burger?

It's just I wanted to say thanks for
earlier. I'm glad you got it sorted.

If I could have your attention for a
second, please.

I have to admit I had one or two doubts
about today. I wasn't sure we could make

it work. But thanks to Simon Loseley,
and his quite scary enthusiasm,

determination and faith in you all it
did. So let's hear it for Mr Loseley.

The pills, they're gone. They were in my
jacket.

Yeah, I gave them to Mr Winter.

It was out of order what you did, taking
them.

Right, cos I got money off them.

What is wrong with you?

Nothing.

Just when I think that you're learning
how to be one of us, you go and post

something like this.

You will never be a buddy.

Maybe I don't learn to be.

Hey, starving over here?

You know, who's to say that we can't
make house clearances and recycling an

ongoing thing? It's a great way of
generating income.

Well, after the day, I couldn't argue.

But I hear George might.

Apparently his decanter collection is
not what it used to be.

You can shift a whole lot of it online.

It's easy. Yeah, it's worth looking
into.

It's a yes from me. Look into it.

I thought we might open this.

If you wanted.

To celebrate my appointment as deputy
head.

We haven't done that yet.

I thought you looked gorgeous today at
the barbecue.

You're the best there.

Is everything all right?

Yeah.

It's time to get your cape on.

Party's over.

OK.

You know that American Uni thing you got
today?

No, that wasn't for me.

Yeah.

Maybe we should think about where we
want to go.

It's a big world out there.

Yeah.

That's what I was thinking.

We could try Edinburgh.

It's a bit far, but it's meant to be
pretty good there.

Yeah.

Yeah, we should.

I'll see you later.

This is a pleasant surprise.

I thought you weren't staying over
tonight.

I thought you said the flat was too
dirty.

Well, maybe I like dirty.

When you're alone, the going gets rough.

Come back, come back, come back. Always
follow your dreams.

Princess. Make me a queen.

Caught me again.

You're mine.

I can't believe how well that went.

Me neither.

No, I meant today.

Seriously, that was great.

Well, anything you put your mind to,
Simon Leslie, it happens.

What?

So, if I were to put my mind to
something happening, say, the Saturday

end of term, like getting married, for
instance, you reckon that'll happen too?

Yeah!

Guys, you've got two free periods to get
Waterloo Junction up and running. It

needs to look as slick as possible,
yeah?

Wow, that's amazing, Jo.

Well, at least we can all get a go to
the party, then.

So, uh, you got a date with me, honey?

No. You're with Lee?

It's boring!

Do you want to go to the party with me?

Give me your phone.

Call me later, yeah?

You've left him already.

I was going to, but...

You can't change your mind. He cut up my
credit card.

If she had given her number off that
easy, what else would she give?

What? You were going to ask her for a
picture.

Then you were going to send it to me.