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The following programme contains violent themes.

Remember that time I lost it, just after we met?

Up at the arcade.

Seeing that drunk guy with his forehead all cut open.

No one noticed.

No one cared.

He didn't care.

Just sitting there.

And I felt it come on and I...

I panicked.

And everyone started staring at me like I was mad.

That made it all worse.

Then I thought I was drowning.

And then you bowled over, acting like nothing was wrong.

I said I was ashamed, because everyone was staring at me.

You said...

They weren't looking at you, actually, babe.

They were staring at my arse.

Cos it is a truly magnificent arse.

What do we do, bun?

When people stop caring about each other?

Or stop caring about themselves?

There's only one thing we can do.

Get an ice cream.

I reckon we nearly made it.

Didn't we, bun?

This is it.

Ok, daddy.

Here, Rob, caught that guy with the fork.

Boo!

Alright, mate? Yeah. You keep it, no worries.

Next.

Name?

Bunny.

Munro.

Company? Eternity enterprises.

You are very welcome.

That's bullshit, you know?

They caught the wrong guy.

The real devil's still out there.

I know.

He's coming for me.

Maybe we don't have to be salesmen anymore.

I don't think I'm much of a piranha.

Christ, you're a good boy.

How'd you get so good?

Mummy, probably. Yeah...

Yeah.

She was really something, wasn't she?

Yeah.

Can I have another coke, dad?

Yeah. Why don't you get yourself one?

On my own? Yeah.

You'll be alright.

You're a big boy.

Ok, boy?

Another coke, please. Ice and... and a straw.

Name? Bunny munro.

Company?

Eternity enterprises.

Yes. They're excepting you in the auditorium.

It's time.

You need a light, friend?

Shouldn't you be on?

No, they haul me on on the third number.

I like your quiff.

I dig your moustache.

Thanks, man.

My wife don't go for it much.

No? It looks good.

Yeah. Well, it's a commitment.

Yeah. I can see that.

But I do love my wife.

Yeah...

Hi-de-hi!

Are we gonna have some fun tonight?

What are you doing here, man?

Guess I've gotta put a few things right.

I hear you. We've gotta love one another or die, brother.

Yeah. I heard that.

Well, it's superglue, baby.

Keeps the heart of the world pumping.

Seriously, folks, before the fun begins...

We've got a gentleman that's come along tonight

and wants to say a few words to you.

I guess this is me.

Knock 'em dead, brother.

Knock 'em dead. So, without further ado-do-do,

could we have a big round of applause for mr bunny munro!

My name is...

I'm, er...

My name is bunny munro and I...

Hit it.

Stop, please, stop.

Where are you going?

Well, to a party.

Why do you think we're all dressed up?

But... I wanna come with you.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

You were not invited.

And, anyway, you're hardly dressed for it.

Goodbye, bun.

I'm scared.

Do you forgive me?

Do you?

Sure. You do?

What difference does it make?

It's not about you, bun.

You must know that by now.

Libby...

God!

Stay here. Keep calm.

My god!

Ambulance!

Call an ambulance!

Call an ambulance! Ambulance now!

Dad!

So... what do you think of the place?

It's nice.

It's just a pool.

Yeah. It is.

So... what now?

Time to hit the road, I think, mate.

Think I may have to head out on my own this time.

Sharks, you know...

Kind of hunt alone.

Will you be ok without me?

Hey, bunny boy...

You are a terrible salesman.

Hey, come on, little man.

Let me help you.

Bunny, Elias, breakfast!

Are you coming?

In a minute.

Now, what about, this is a hard one, kitchen?

Amazing! Well done! Hey, morning!

Morning.

You take a seat. I'll get some toast.

Here we go. I'll just get the butter. Thanks.

Elias, get a move on! Coming!

And Elias, no odd socks today, please!

Alright! How did you sleep?

Good, good. Have you packed your pe kit?

Yep. And there's no homework you've not done?

No. Great.

Come on, eat up.

Hey, did you hear me?

You've not put any odd socks on today, have you?

Looking like a little ragamuffin again.

No. Good.

Come on, eat up. This is for afterwards.

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