All language subtitles for Stella s04e06

Oh, my God, Mike!

What?

Find yourself some other poor bloke to
annoy, cos this one is mine and you are

not having him. Oh, but I have had him.
Mike, don't tell me she's lying.

Hello, Cheryl?

The line disconnected.

Please contact your service provider.

The line disconnected.

Ben,

we're late! Get up!

Oh, well, that'll get perfect.

been cut off. I need your mobile.

Did you want to borrow my phone?

I'll manage.

Thanks.

Ben, get up.

Sorry, it's just Ben left for college
about half an hour ago.

Right.

Brilliant. If you need any help with the
bill... No, thank you.

Oh, taking up football.

I need to use your phone. Mine's been
cut off. You've been cut off?

Cut off? She's telling me. Oh, just when
I thought you couldn't think any lower,

good girl.

I'm shouting at you like a watcher
calling a watcher.

Shouting the odds, telling me you've
been cut off.

Well, you are bringing this family low,
my girl. Let me tell you.

Hi, Cheryl. It's Stella.

Morrie.

Listen, I'm sorry I missed your call.

My car's broken down.

Anyway, I'll be there. It's impossible.

That's the thing with you cheating, two
-timing, slippery love -rap cheats.

That niece of mine is over there in
tears. Her phone cut off. Not a penny to

name. What are you doing?

I'm taking Don Jew one by her down the
peg or two.

He have ruined you. Look at you. Dog
rough.

Putting on weight. Auntie Prender.

Patsy face.

Just leave it.

Well, that's the gratitude I get, is it?

Well, I'll be back when my itemised bill
comes in.

I wasn't in tears, by the way.

Right.

Hello, Kitty.

Good morning, sir.

Assistant Sprague.

Oh, drown notes all up to date.

Oh, and a message for you from Dr Hebden
on cardio.

Honey, old slag.

Who are you bringing to the vino bar
tonight? Because Louder's looking for a

spare.

Thank you, sister.

Was there anything else?

No, sir.

Over and out.

Nadine, what are you doing?

I've got to keep active, Big Al.

I'm doing football later.

But in the meantime, every step counts
for the baby -like.

We have talked about this. Waitress...
I'm a mother first, a woman second, and

waitress fifth.

By right, you should be barred.

Yes, sorry. I'll go.

Hold your horses, buddy boy.

Now, look.

Stella Morris is my friend.

My really good friend, in fact.

If she hurts, I hurt.

We like that, don't you?

Alan, really, I don't need any lectures.
But the truth is, I like to think of

you as my friend and all.

Unless you're a twat.

You're a nice twat.

So, cup of coffee and a little sausage
roll, is it? We'll say no more about it.

Thank you.

I thought I'd get some cash together,
try and help her out.

Aye, worth a try.

I know she's skint at them all.

I mean, I'd lend a son myself, but... Is
this not picking up yet? Oh, we are

losing money ham over fist.

I could take a look at your books for
you, if it's any help.

Seriously? Yeah.

You are a lifesaver. Hey, in that case,
that one's on me. Just hand fire.

Not to see all your stuff in your garb,
are you?

Them sausage rolls is all trotted and
nostrils.

Nice. I think we should all be vegans.
But then what do I know?

Thanks.

Here we go.

Here, cut.

I'll be looking for her.

Cheryl, I am so sorry, but the... I'm
completely conked out and I didn't...

it, Pinocchio, cos your nose is tickling
my chin.

20 minutes late means 20 patients die.

What, someone died?

Yeah. Well, no, but they could have of.

Now, you missed my debrief, so listen
up.

You're all flying solo today.

Got a question?

Answer it yourself.

Need help?

Tough?

Don't know your angiograms from your
enemas? Get out.

If you put one foot out the line, I'll
be coming down on you like no one, not

two, but seven tonne of bricks.

I'll be performing spot checks, leaping
out on you when you least expect it.

So stay sharp, or die trying.

Hey, did you bring your football kit?
What? No.

Oh, bollocks.

Morning.

Hiya, all right?

Yes.

See you later.

Mrs Lloyd, is there anything... Mrs
Lloyd, can you hear me?

It's fine, she's just fainted.

Oh, you two know each other?

Stella, this is my husband.

Oh!

Is there somewhere I can put it down?

Five candidates.

One crown.

Who's that?

It's me.

That's my publicity photo.

Blimey, it's a bit out of date, isn't
it?

I won't lie.

This have been a long -held dream of
mine for many a year.

I've been wanting to run for office
since the three -day working week.

Looks like you were planning this from
the year dot.

Have you been smoking the reefer, Di
Davis?

Because you do reek of paranoia. Funny
how it's all worked out perfectly for

you. Stop cutting your nose to spice
your face.

We can be a team, you and me.

Yanto. Get down the printers and out
there make me up a load of posters. I

thinking this kind of thing.

Mm -hm.

You need balloons and all.

And key rings.

And a giant life -size cut out of your
head. And body like.

That's the ticket?

Got it all mapped out, haven't you,
Auntie Brenda?

Hello?

Hello?

Sorry, I was actually just looking to
sell my bike.

Never that silky little Bonneville I've
seen you on.

Yeah, I just need some quick cash.

I'll give you 1 ,800 for it. No chance
he'll give you a grand. Take it or leave

it, Steve McQueen.

Nice to see you smiling again.

Yeah, well, life's too short and all
that.

Yes, life is short.

You could drop dead from an aneurysm
right now.

Let's hope not.

Jackfish?

Yes? Sorry, I mean to eat, because you
should go for a meal.

We could go for a meal.

Or a drink.

Um, okay. I'll spread the word.

Yeah, or, um... Don't.

It's the consultant's wine tasting
tonight.

They'd never normally let someone like
you in.

Nurses. Especially a student nurse.

But I've got a plus one, so, uh... Oh.

Great.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

How about I become your lodger?

I'll be rent, of course.

What?

Oh, I don't know, Bob.

Look, I can't think about that right
now.

It's an amazing offer.

So, Ponsonbury.

Seriously?

That's the life of a local.

You go where they send you.

How long are you staying?

I don't know.

A week. Could be two.

I barely recognised you.

Oh, bloody charming.

Twenty years together and I'm just
another face in the crowd, eh?

You looked so different.

Yeah, I shifted the bagel and cleaned
myself up.

It wasn't really the best look for a
physio.

Besides, I felt like I owed it to our
Liam.

You know, get off the booze and sort
myself out.

Dan, I'm glad you've figured things out.
I'm really pleased for you.

But you should know I'm...

I've met someone else.

I'm happy.

Good.

You deserve it.

Oh, no. General Ward this way, is there?

Yes, straight down there.

Cheers, mate. Kids!

Oh, God.

What's the matter?

Um, long story. Look, I've got to go.

Listen, I've got a break later. Why
don't we grab some food?

I can't. I've got football.

Are you playing again?

Yeah, I'm the coach.

Ponterbury ladies.

Proper little local, aren't you?

Yeah, I am.

This is my home now, Dan.

I'll speak to you later, all right?

Yeah, all right.

Which one of you two go back washing my
pot?

No, I never.

All right, speak to you later.

Bye,

babes. Didn't know you worked here.

Yeah, I need a word I do.

I bring my niece and nephew to see my
Nana Pat, and I can't believe this, no

one's been seeing to her.

Cock and neglect it is.

That's before I got the tea I am. She's
had to make you a coffee.

Right. Hey, that costume do look lovely
on your mind.

Slims you down a bit, doesn't it?

I thought I'd better warn you before I
leave.

A vote for Aunty Brenda is just like
voting for your auntie.

Upside, David.

I know you've got little legs, but if a
chihuahua can run...

Go

on. Now's your chance.

Go and speak to her. Just please.

Fine. I will.

Where are you off to, Anne?

Portscawl. Lily's never been.

Oh, no, no, no, no. The sea's all
twinkly.

Right, and luckily for Lily, I've passed
my driving test, so I can drive her.

Whatever. Portscawl's a dump.

As if.

Right, come on.

Come where you come.

I thought it was a dump.

Get in.

That wasn't cool.

You sure you're OK?

Yeah. She'll be gone in a minute.

Anyway, forget her.

What's gone on with Dan?

Did you know he was here?

No. It was a complete shock.

Turns out he's the new local physio.

I thought you said he was a drunk.

Well, action man now, apparently.

What's Alan said?

I wanted to find out myself and I don't
want to upset him. You know how

sensitive he gets.

Yeah, but you don't want him finding out
from someone else.

Hey, Kentucky!

You're doing my head!

Stella Morris.

Check Mrs Evans' BP.

Oh, it's all right. I'll come.

Speak up. It's all right. Speak up. I
said I'll speak to her. Oh, not in your

Nellie Bragg story. Never asked you.

Now, I know her, but they have
jiggerooed with Stella's fella. But

room for personals in nursing.

Deal with it, Morris.

Poncho.

I vote for Aunty Brenda. It's just like
voting for your auntie. Vote for George

the Butcher.

Vote for George the Butcher.

Bit late, hitting the campaign trail,
aren't you?

I've been poking all morning.

First chance I've had to come up for
air.

Since when was you standing?

Since now, that's when.

Look at you, buying voters off with your
rancid meat.

That's low, even for you.

Quality lamb shanks, please.

Nothing rancid about it.

Lamb shanks is my favourite.

I'll shank you in a minute if you don't
stop squeaking, Jai Davis.

I'm going to have the meeting out of my
hands.

Literally. You're crossing a line, good
boy.

And I'm going to make it my personal
business to see you pop like one of your

cheap sausages.

No, I told Rick I'll meet you now.

You just have to wait, will you?

The red one?

Babe, I've got to go.

Manny. The bastard's killing me, you
are.

Nearly done now.

Can you stop kicking, please?

You pay your cock in taxes and these
nurses come and manhandle you like an

mop.

Ow! You're pushing me!

Christ, what are you doing to her?

She's a little worked up, so...
Kentucky, stop kicking! Right, you two,

and you get off your phone and take
responsibility for these children.

Uh, you can't talk to me like that.

I'll talk to you exactly how I like good
girls. This is a hospital, not a zoo.

My arm is black and cocking blue.

I was only taking your blood pressure.

You're thick, you are.

Hurting her like that, she's an old
lady.

I wasn't hurting her. Just because you
were jealous of me and Michael.

Right, listen to me, and I'll say it
slowly so you understand. I am not

of you. I feel sorry for you. You're
pathetic.

How pathetic am I? You can't get a man
of your own, so you've got to steal

someone else. this? Nurse Morris!

I'll take you to court talking to me, I
say.

Go for it. Actually, I know a good
lawyer. Nurse Morris, that's enough! No,

intimately, in fact.

Yeah, that's it. Walk away. Oh, just be
good for I'm walking, sweetheart.

My office.

This is

amazing.

See, I told you.

Stunning, isn't it?

What are you doing?

Just saying.

Me and Ben used to come to this beach
all the time when we were younger.

Tell them the story about the crab.

Oh, no, it's rubbish.

Oh, go on.

OK.

Well, basically, me and my mum and all
that was down here.

I was seven.

Maybe eight.

No, I was seven. And I caught this crab
in a little net.

A big crab, like massive.

And I took it to show my mum, and as I
was shown it... This is the best part.

It jumped up and bit me.

Come on, Lily, let's head down.

You've got to up your game.

Yeah, thanks.

Sorry about that.

I find, um, wine helps.

Yeah, look, about this evening, I'm
sorry, but I can't go out with you. I

said I would, so it's my fault, but, um,
I just didn't realise it was a date.

And after what just happened now, I
don't think I can even show my... A

No, no, no, no, of course not. I meant,
um... I just thought you might want

cheering up as friends.

Oh, right.

It's fine.

I've got to work late now, so it's going
to have to cancel anyway.

Well, I should get on.

Yeah.

Hello?

What's going on?

Oh, don't mind the mess. Just unpacking,
I am.

Hang on. I was going to think about you
moving in. I never actually agreed.

You did, babe.

I know what I said, Bob.

Oh, you're stressed, you are. Do you
want a volume?

It looks like a bomb's gone off.

Well, you've got to crack a few eggs to
make an omelette, and they're not my

words. They're Mary Berries.

This is a good thing. I'll be paying
rent and, well, helping you out with the

bill.

Do you know what? Do what you like, cos
I don't care.

Oh, God, you've come over, old Sylvia
Plath. Banjo, turn the gas off!

Yeah, well, I'm a rubbish nurse, a
rubbish girlfriend, and I'm even rubbish

football, cos I forgot my sodding kick.

Anyway, how do you get in here?

Micah let me in through the curtain.

Oh, the bloody wall!

Are you sure you don't want to value
him?

Knock, knock.

Oh, enter at your peril!

How did you come in?

I just wanted to give you this.

I know you're struggling at the moment.

Unbelievable.

No, it's nothing, really.

Well, you think I'm some sort of charity
case now, do you? No, it's your phone.

Paying me off with your pity money.

Well, do you know what? Pity money? I
don't need it, and I don't need you!

End of!

This is Johnny.

Hi, lads.

Yeah, good, man.

We just went to Clan Castle. Massive it
was with turrets and everything. No, we

didn't. Just chilling, you know?

You surf?

A bit, yeah.

He doesn't.

We're going to go get a burger if you
fancy it.

No, no.

Looks like there might be some decent
waves.

Could be epic.

But, uh, text me or something, yeah?

Safe.

Laters.

Laters. Oh, my God, he's so fit.

Are you serious?

He looks gay.

Ben, don't say that.

It's not cool to use gay as a derogatory
term.

All right, Mum.

Oh, so immature.

You are. Oh, I'm immature?

Funny that, seeing as I'm the one that
drove us here.

So says the girl who can barely do a
parallel park.

Don't even know you passed.

Well, I did. Maybe because your mother's
minted and she paid him off or

something. So says the boy who can't
even tell Lily that he fancies her.

What? Shut up. No, I didn't.

Why are you being such a coward for?

Come on, Lily. We're going.

Shall we go look at the crabs?

to the first practice of the Ponsonbury
ladies football team.

Knock on dead, Dean.

Bloody loves you, babe.

I have a pertinent question.

Where's all the men?

Ladies football team it is, Parvati.

Losing the title.

Gotta be joking.

And you can keep your eyes off the
father of my child. Thank you very much.

Now, we'll start off with a gentle warm
-up, running through the cones and back.

Nice and easy.

Now move.

Move!

Very ladies. Fancy joining?

Hang on. Can I use this for my community
service? Like?

Don't be one -off.

Hey!

Huh?

On the cock and head, lads!

Pick up the pace! Don't you run, not
stroll!

She's so quiet normally.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Look at your man Dale Winton.

We want to be back in the high street,
Auntie Brenda, where the action is.

School will be kicking out shortly.

This place will be crawling with not -so
-yummy mummies and their potential

votes. Talking of which, are you really
in love?

All right?

All right, Ben?

How's it going, Mr President?

Tickety -boo.

I need a break, Auntie Brenda.

If we are going to compete with George
the Butcher's Lambshanks, we are going

have to work together. It's a fool's
errand.

Well, you could always buy off George.

Get him to drop out of the race.

That's all you want me for, isn't it? My
money. If the press get hold of this,

They'll eat me alive.

Where's your backbone, Dai Davis?

What's all this?

You were looking at the next councillor
of Pontyberrie.

And it all starts here, with a hope and
a dream and a moth in him.

Come on, Stella!

It's only very after, is it?

Nothing better than a cheap burger.

Seriously. I thought you were a veggie.
I am. I just eat burgers.

Oh, yeah, right.

Lily's just so deep, you know?

Like, intellectual -like.

Yeah. You know what I said's true, don't
you?

Ben does actually fancy you.

He tried to talk to me at your party,
but that's it.

He barely even looked at me.

I'm always smiling at her.

She brushed up against me in the
canteen.

And he was like, he, you know?

Yeah. Oh, so clueless, though.

Bless him.

He's all right.

And there was, like, this crab, and then
it, like, it bit me.

I just don't think you can call yourself
a man until you really love the woman.

Lil Al?

Yeah?

I think I love her.

Just hit me with it.

Well, simply put, your outgoings are
greater than your incomings.

That's the jargon. Speak English.

Just tell me how we fix it.

Well, one option might be to extend your
opening hours. The more people you

serve, the more money you take.

Bloody hell, you're a genius, man.

You can start with a couple of nights a
week, maybe a Friday and a Saturday.

You are blowing my mind, you are.

And I'd like you to blow it more.

But I've got a lock -up.

and get to the football.

Is that Stella's football?

Yeah, slowly training, like I thought
I'd pop along.

Fancy it?

No, she won't want to see me.

Now, that's enough.

A woman likes a man who takes the bull
by the horns.

You've got to persist.

Wear her down.

Keep chasing her till you get on her
nerves so badly that she just gives in.

Really? Yeah, really.

Now, come with me.

And give her an orange.

Now, that is a tasty bit of toast.

I'd butter that on both sides and put
jam on it.

And the ball, ladies.

My ball!

I can't wait!

My ball! My ball! My ball!

Hey,

ref! Did you see that?

She bastard -acked me! She didn't touch
you.

You'd better sleep her one eye open,
Wong.

Take a photo.

It will last longer.

Carry on, I'll be back in a minute.

This is a nice surprise.

Well, what does your bit of support
like?

I'm glad you popped down, actually. I
wanted to chat to you about something.

There you are.

For half -time. I know it's only trading
a bit still.

That's really sweet.

Hold the line, caller.

Eh?

Look at the back.

When did you get these made?

I got the whole team done.

Auntie Brenda, your sponsor, stumped up
the cash.

What do you think?

They're amazing.

Thank you.

So, what do you want to say to me?

Oh!

It was Benny Wong, for God's sake!

No means no, Auntie Brenda. Yes, I got
deep pockets. Who ever knows I got deep

pockets? But not for this.

You're nothing without me.

Really?

Is that so?

Well, let's see about that, because I'm
taking me and my deep pockets to George

the Butcher. If you say deep pockets one
more time, I'm going to knock you out.

Me and my deep pockets are out of here.

I don't need your help, you little Jew,
do I?

Come on, Auntie Brenda.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Learned your lesson yet?

Yeah. No, we don't need nothing off you.

Hey, Luke. Can you come and get us to
Mum's car?

What?

No, I'm coming. I'll be there now.

What's happened?

It's Mertley Brenda.

She had a heart attack.

Oh, my God.

Come on, get him. We'll drive you there.

What hospital is she at? St Catherine's,
you're right. I don't know.

What happened?

It'll be okay.

My Auntie Brenda, she collapsed in the
park. I think she had a heart attack.

BP is through the floor.

I'll go with her. Wait here.

I just feel like it's my fault.

It's no one's fault, man.

What if this is all we got left of her?

Probably not up to much, but... Thanks.

What's happened?

You OK?

There was an accident at football.

Stella's auntie.

Yeah, we're sick, we are. Alan Williams.

Dan Braxton. Nice to meet you, mate.

Braxton.

Weird. I see you, sir.

Oh, we were married for 20 years. Oh,
right.

Alan, this is... This is Dan.

Eh?

You all right?

She's going to be fine.

As well as we expected.

Thank God for that.

But she needs a lot of rest.

Thank you, Doctor.

Don't thank me.

It was Stella who saved her life.

Can we see her?

She's just come round, so she's a little
confused.

But that should wear off fairly quickly.

This way.

Has she gone tough?

Aunty Brenda, you didn't ask her, eh?

Come closer, so I can see you.

There was a bright light, blinding, and
there was a figure there,

beckoning me in.

Bobby Dathroyd was.

Bobby Daffrell.

Carly, is that you?

Yes.

Aunty Bren, what are you doing to me?

We brought you something.

Grapes.

Where's the money?

Absolutely no medicinal merit in a
grape.

They'll enjoy all the same.

Aunty Brenda, I'm so sorry.

Try them eyes, good boy.

Only God can judge you.

Take it from me, I've met him.

A little bit of moustache you've got.

Right, everyone out? Auntie Brenda needs
some tea.

I love you.

I'll be back when you wake up, OK?

Yeah.

Get some rest now, is there?

All right, Auntie Brenda?

All right, Di Davis?

Look, whatever you need for this
counsellor thing, you only have to ask,

right?

Anything.

However I can help, I will.

Are you grubby, little squirrel? You've
got cheese puffed out all over your

hands.

I'm a nervous eater, you know that,
Auntie Brenda?

Go on, clear off now.

I meant to be sleeping on yakking with
you.

No start, I did this back.

No start, Carrie -Anne.

I'll be in the car.

How is she?

Batty is a brush, but she'll be fine.

I know. She just updated her Facebook
status.

You were incredible earlier on.

I wanted to tell you that.

And I need to apologise about the money.

I just thought if I sold the bike...

You could use the money. It's not like,
but you loved it.

My girl.

Okay.

Midlife crisis is over now.

Although I've still got a hankering for
tattoos.

Right, well, better get Ben home.

So long.

Yeah.

So long.

You did put it all in perspective,
didn't I?

You are so bloody spiritual, Dean.

I know.

Hey. It's Emil.

All OK now?

Yeah, she's going to be OK.

I'm sorry if I caused any trouble
earlier.

I just assumed Alan would know about me.

He doesn't know. He didn't cause any
trouble.

Dan. Please don't.

Look, take my number.

There's no arm in a coffee, is there?

I called my ma 'am. Kids have been good
as gold.

I'll go grab at the table.

Two hot lagers, please.

All right.

With a miss, is it?

Yeah.

Hell of a night we've had.

I've been meaning to say about that
money.

Whenever you're ready.

Cheers, bud.

It's a moving house and it's skinted me
out enough.

If you need another little lend.

All you've got to do is ask.

Serious? That'll be a lifesaver.

Aye, no worries.

200, do you?

That'll be immense.

Sorry if you're sure, though.

And you're a mate, so I'll keep the
interest low.

Here, Lee.

Have you come alone?

I'm no armature.

So we have an agreement.

You drop out of the election.

I'm a man of my word, I tell you this.

And this stays between me and you.

I've got some lovely lampshanks left
over for you to eat if you fancy them.

Bobby? Right, Monty Croft.

What's going on?

Ta -da!

Bloody hell.

Immense. Who's done that?

Well, me.

Beth Brickley. This had a triarchy, it
was, in my day.

Like riding a bike.

You never lose it.

And I've had a good go at your room and
all, young man.

Oh, what?

I just thought, you know, you'd
appreciate some privacy back.

You're cross.

You're crossing in. No, I'm not cross.

Probably to the best, isn't it?

I think so.

Ma 'am, you've been in my room and set
about all these smelly twigs.

Just stick to call, babe, and I've done
you a favour, cos that pit...

Stank to hide you over.

And don't get me started on that duvet.
Like a sheet of metal it was. Oh, shut

up!

We've got a cocktail bar.

And the place is bottler.

Well, you know me.

It's clean and felt as a feline.

Now then, we're having a girly night in
tonight.

I've got beaches and terms of endearment
on DVD.

Right. Ooh!

I got you one of these.

I call it the Judy Garland, because
it'll pick you up and run you down the

yellow brick road.

Thank you.

A year of these comes at four in, with
nowhere more to need.

Thank you.

now

I'd love to have dinner with you.

I'll meet you there after my shift.

Hi.

Hazel, is it? You must be Luke.

Oh, my God, are you a real prostitute?

Right, I'm calling, Celia. There's no
point. She's with Dan.

Doing what?

Running off together, for all I know.

Well, come on, then.

Give me your best shot. Oh, for goodness
sake. Don't say I didn't offer.