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What?

No, nothing.

Yeah,

all right, stop going on.

Give me ten minutes to get my breakfast.

So long.

Who was that?

Auntie Brenda.

She's having me sort food for Katie's birthday meal.

I thought we said just family.

Yeah, which is why I invited Aunty Brenda.

Clues in the name, see?

Well, don't invite anyone else. I want to keep it simple and sophisticated.

OK.

Talking of sophisticated,

I was about having a little shower today, is it, Prash?

Trying to tell me a smell?

Yeah, I am as it goes.

Look, I know things have been a bit horrible for you lately.

But hanging round the house in your gym jams watching loose women isn't going to

fix nothing.

It's what they call tough love.

Yeah, it is.

And it's what the loose women would tell me to do.

Oh, who's that now at this hour?

Um, oh, just, you know, about my bike.

Do you want me to go over there and kick up a fuss? No, really, I'll do it.

You've got enough on your plate. Whereas me, I don't even have a plate.

From starting college today, then?

It's the same as school, ma 'am. Only in your own clothes.

Not actually a big deal.

Aww.

What?

Look at him.

Oh, don't stop.

No. I just need you to know that I'm very proud of you. You're very proud of

I know, I know. Well, I am.

Right. Don't forget I'm seeing a dad tonight.

OK. And tell Mike Lee to take me driving tomorrow.

Okay. Stop.

How you do?

All right.

Them bloody stairs, they're a bloody death trap.

Hey, language.

Can't we put a curtain up with them in?

Oh, yeah, stick it on the lift, is it? All the other things I'm meant to do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, don't argue. You two be nice.

Hey, that's a lovely picture, Jack.

What is it, horsey, is it?

It's the dog's head.

Still thin.

Come on, Stella, shift your stuff.

Come on, I'm coming, I'm coming.

Good God, girl, put some clothes on. Where do you think we are, fam to pay?

Come on, man.

I'm sorry, babe, you're getting ridiculous.

We've got to get our own place.

Sarah, two poached on brown, table four.

When you think about it, eating egg from a chicken is a really weird thing to

do.

Sorry.

OK, now, I got some bits of much cold done already, but how many we talking?

30, 40?

Oh, good God, no.

It's a family, it is.

Who's having a do, and why am I not invited?

Katie's party tomorrow at Stella's house.

It's not a party, it's a simple family lunch. Right, I got you. What do you

me to bring?

Trust you to leave it last minute.

Not sure we can make it at that short notice, but we'll try.

Yeah, well, actually... The thing is, successful events like this take

Planning's never been a strong point.

Not that I could tell you what is.

Thanks a bunch.

Right, drink up.

We've got work to do. Yeah, but we've only just got here. It's a three -piece

deal.

Preparation, preparation, organisation.

There's me thinking you're ignoring my text on purpose, and you were back for

seconds already, greedy boy. Look, I just came here for the bike, OK? Not

so just back off, will you?

All right, calm it down, babes. I'm not interested, OK?

It was just a kiss, Mike.

What was the pity?

Yeah, and I completely regret it, so just leave me alone, please.

Let you get on then. Looks complicated.

It's a lost cause, to be honest.

Well... My brother will be in later. He's a mechanic.

I could get him to take a look at it if he wanted.

No, no, don't worry. Only, he's got a van, so he could probably drop it back

you.

I don't know.

It won't be no bother.

You do anything for a friend of mine, and that's what we are, right, Mike?

Friends.

Well, that'll be great.

Pleasure.

Theo. Hi.

Do you do mobile mechanic?

Great.

Balloons. A banner.

Trip streamers.

I'm not actually sure we need any of it.

Oh, please, what do you know? You've trouble running a bath.

I've done good parties before.

I say to you what I used to say to you mother, God rest her soul. She's not

dead, Auntie Brenda.

A sausage on a stick does not a party make.

Now learn sense and trust a woman who knows.

But Michael just wants a nice, simple family lunch.

Boring. I know it's boring.

But it's what he wants.

He's been really down lately, what with the job and his loss of status.

His failed marriage.

His advancing years.

Not all of that, but I do think he's a bit depressed, I suppose.

All the more reason for having a proper duel then, isn't it? Cheer him up.

All right, go on then.

But not too much. Keep it simple, all right?

Hey, Stell.

You know what you could get Michael if he's really feeling depressed, don't

Oi. Concentrate on the party, you. Leave my sex life out of it.

All right, Ben, how's it going?

Fine. But I haven't got a clue what anything is like.

Oh, seriously, mate, I've been here a week now and I still don't know.

I'll tell you something, mind. I want to give the canteen a miss. I bring my

own. Right.

Oi! Katie!

Katie!

All right, losers.

Lily, this is Ben.

Hi.

Ben's my sort of... I don't know, what are you to me? My half -knock

stepbrother, I guess?

My dad goes out with his mum.

Hi.

Yeah, hi.

Lily's just moved here.

Hi.

Right, well, it's been good to talk.

Let's do it again, shall we?

Bye.

Be coming.

See you tomorrow.

She's amazing.

You're not still on about that, are you?

It's just a bit weird now. She's almost your sister, man.

No, not Katie.

Your friend, Lily.

Oh.

I can't keep up.

All right, Sal.

Oh, thank God I caught you.

I've got an emergency.

It's Celia. She wants to bring a karaoke machine to Katie's party.

Oh, heck.

I know. Look, you've heard her sing.

You don't forget that voice in a hurry.

Exactly. So I've come up with a plan. Which is?

You're going to stop her.

Well, hang on. I'm going to stop her. Well, I can't, can I?

And we should be really hurt.

Oh, Alman.

Please, they'll have a word, yeah? For everyone's sake.

I've got to run.

I've got a hand, I've got to go.

You owe me, Alan Williams.

What seems to be the problem?

Don't ask me. I'm hopeless at this stuff. It's my boyfriend's bike, it is.

he left you to do all the dirty work, is it? Oh, I don't mind. I'd do anything

for him.

He knows we're a lucky bloke, yes?

Not yet, but he will.

Aye. I got Katie's present and genius vouchers for driving Athens.

Oh, and Dobby Cross.

Brilliant.

They're brilliant.

Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm. You're the same Michael I woke up with this morning.

I'm not, as it happens. I'm a newer version.

Michael Mark II. I picked up some bits for tomorrow as well.

1998, vintage, same year she was born.

Blimey, that must have set you back a bit.

Well, I thought I'd make a speech after we've eaten, say something like, great

year for champagne, great year for daughters.

Is that too much? I mean, she hates the fuss.

Does she?

And I also picked up a little something for us for later.

Oh, drinking again.

What would Mr Honey say?

Who cares what Mr Honey would say?

What's it got to do with him? Oh, nothing.

He just says we should keep an eye on our units.

We should?

People should.

Come home tonight and let me seduce you with fine dining and far too many units

of alcohol.

Hmm.

How can I resist?

Still no bike, by the way.

They're dropping it round later.

Well, I don't know what you've been doing to get such good service.

You can give me a demonstration when I get back.

So long.

Bye.

Nurse Morris, patient Evans, severe laceration to the gluteal region, which

need some stitching. Can you assist?

Of course. Happy to, Mr. Honey.

Yes? Happy to, Mr. Honey.

Right, Mr. Evans, I'll get you some anaesthetic, and Nurse Morris here will

carry out the procedure.

All right, sir.

Just remind me again, where to exactly get a gluteus maximus?

Gluteus maximus.

Which is?

His bottom.

His bottom, of course.

My own fault, really.

I leapt up when the half -penny scored a try and I forgot what I put my pint

glass.

Is there a problem, Liz Morris? No, not at all.

Just wondering what we do about the tattoo.

It's my ex -wife.

Devastated I was when she left me and put the whole thing behind me now.

Crack on, then.

Crack on.

Yeah, what is it? You've got a two -bedroom terrace for rent in Peterson

What sort of deposit are you looking for?

Is it?

No, that's out of my league, Mick.

Cheers.

Nice work earlier.

Actually, I've got a confession to make. He was my first bottom.

He did very well. He'll have a very clean scar.

And his ex -wife got a tummy tuck while I was at it.

Let me get you a coffee.

And then I can give you a few more tricks of the trade, if you like.

Um... Yeah.

Yeah, OK.

Thanks. You can be Stella.

Uh, if now's not a good time... No, it's fine. Just going for a quick coffee

with Mr. Honey.

Fancy one?

No, I've got to get back. And I'll drop the karaoke machine off at yours.

Steele?

About the karaoke.

Yet? Nothing.

I'll see you tomorrow.

See you.

Bye.

Yeah.

Me again.

Just, uh, wondering how you're getting on. Sort of imagined you'd be home by

now. Anyway, hurry up. I want to see you.

Carl just texted me.

He's popping over.

Why? I don't know. I've got a favour to ask you or something.

Look, I know it's a bit stressful at the moment, but don't take it out on me, is

there?

Sorry.

Um, you haven't by any chance seen my mandolin, have you? Come on, Michael. I

think it could knock or something.

Sorry. It's a sort of greater thing.

What is?

Mandolin.

Doesn't matter.

Oh, it's you.

Sorry, I thought it might be Stella.

I'm just dropping this off for tomorrow.

Right. Do you know where she is?

She went for a coffee.

With? Mr. Honey.

Oh. Sorry.

I just said the wrong thing.

It's just when Mr. Honey asked you to do something, you sort of just do it.

Yeah. He had this kind of way about him. It was like headmaster.

Okay, thanks very much. The things we have to do.

What the hell are you doing?

Dropping your bike back.

I parked on the corner in case your missus is in. She's not, but... Isn't

wreck?

Oh, God, come inside. Quick!

Quick!

What time did you take the car?

So, it is running like a dream now.

Have you been sure to ride it?

I get your bike mended and delivered and all you can say is, am I properly in a

shoe head? Okay, thank you.

So, are you going to give me lift home or what? I can't.

I've been drinking.

Oh, with the lawyer, is it, Mike?

You could walk me home, of course. No, I just can't. Sorry.

Give that to your brother for me.

Shit. What?

All right, son?

Is he here?

Yeah. Come in a minute.

Hiya, Carl.

You all right, Luke?

Your mother's not in, is she?

A bit awkward, like.

No. Michael's there.

Oh.

We was just about to eat, to be honest.

Oh, good night. I'm starving.

Come on, then. Want your beer?

Aye. Why not?

So, what's on the menu?

Make it down.

Have you killed up my phone? I did have it, Ben.

Ben Holden.

I think we make a good team, you know?

Oh, thanks.

We've got that good cop, bad cop thing going.

Please say I'm good cop.

No way.

I'm good cop.

You are not.

You're the moody, silent one. I'm the good cop.

I don't mean to come across moody.

No, you don't.

I'm only messing.

That's right. I know my people skills aren't the best. My wife used to say she

had to make eye contact with the both of us.

Used to say? You're divorced, are you?

No. She died a few years back.

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

What about you?

Just you and your son, is it?

No. I've got three kids, two grandkids and a second grandson. Oh, and a dog.

Just a photo.

Oh.

God, I've got to call my boyfriend.

Boyfriend? But I thought you were... Gay.

Single.

Hey, it's me. I just see my phone.

Why didn't you answer?

It was on silent. Sorry.

You do know I've cooked dinner, don't you?

Yeah.

I'm coming now.

Don't bother. The whole thing's ruined.

I said I'm sorry.

Have you been drinking?

Well, I wasn't actually intending to spend the night drinking alone.

I know.

I just got held up, that's all.

Oh, so you're not just having a coffee with Mr Honey, then?

Well, yeah, but it's a work thing.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Stella.

Missy's giving you grief, is her? What?

No, she's stuck at work having coffee with her boss.

Oh.

Look, are we nearly there yet?

You sound like my seven -year -old niece. Yeah, well, I need to get back,

I think she's mental.

Who? Because there's no way I'd be leaving a bloke like you waiting at

don't care how fit her boss is.

How do you know he's fit?

I'm a barmaid, Mike.

Makes me an expert in people.

So, like with you, I know you're hot.

And I know you're dead clever, and that really turns me on. And I know you need

to be appreciated and respected.

You make me sound like a mafia boss.

We should, um, keep going.

No need.

You're already here.

So, you gonna tell me why you come round, Carl?

Only you don't normally just pop in for a chat, like.

I need a job, Luke.

Oh, right.

Thing is, the plastering have dried up.

There's nothing out there, not a pork sausage.

Isn't there?

And I was wondering if you could have a word with Di Davis, like.

Cos I'm not proud.

I'll do anything, me.

Washing cars, cleaning windows, modelling.

Carlman, I can ask, but I don't think Di's looking for no -one at the minute.

Sitting round the house all day is doing my nothing.

I bet.

And Dean's trying to make me feel like I'm still a man.

Demanding sex all the time.

Keeps calling me big beast and getting me all ramped up.

All right, Carl.

I know she don't want to do it half the time. She's just being kind -like.

But to be honest, I'm run ragged with the old thing. All right, Carl.

Hello? Anyway, thanks for the beans.

I'll let you get on.

Something will turn up, you watch.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

What happened to Ben?

Oh, he's with Dean, watching Don't Tell the Bride.

Don't worry. I won't disturb your romantic evening.

Right. So long.

So long.

Michael?

Hey, me again.

I don't know where you've run off to, but come on, so I can apologize

okay?

I've got a little surprise for you.

Liz?

Right, miss?

Now, Luke Morgan it is.

Here, listen.

I've got a little proposition for you.

Hey, me again.

I don't know where you ran off to, but come home if I can apologise promptly,

OK?

What are you doing?

What are you wearing?

Oh, this is my apology.

What do you think?

I think I'm an idiot.

God, Stella, I'm so sorry.

It's me that's sorry.

He's my boss.

You know what I'm like when I get yakking. I get lost track of time. You

better than me.

Now you are being an idiot.

I know what'll cheer you up.

Oh, Mr Rabbit.

What's the matter?

Do you mind if we don't? I just want to clutch up for a bit.

Sounds good to me.

Is

my

tail an eye on you?

No.

What? Oh,

this?

Oh, it's just a bit of fun, isn't it?

Do you want some breakfast?

No, I do not. I just want my driving lesson.

Now? You promised.

Oh, fine, I'm coming.

You won't be long.

Coo -ee, it's only me.

Oh.

Look at the state of the pen.

I might have found a chalky outline of a dead body upon the ground.

Like C .S .I. Ponderberry, innit?

Oh, yes, ma 'am, woman.

Can you not practise who perverted deviances in private?

I am in private.

What in the name of the Count of Monte Cristo is all this?

I know, you're shaming, innit? Right, you, upstairs.

Put your face on, leave the rest to Auntie Bobby.

And your Auntie Brenda.

Hop upstairs.

Thank you. Right, first things first, I need a nice spot for Paolo and Pedro.

Take them where you like it, as long as I've got room for my... Chocolate

fountain! Chocolate fountain all my life!

When I met my ma 'am, did you instantly know that you liked her?

What's the clutch?

Sorry.

Do you think it's possible, then?

Another first date?

Like it, yeah.

Hang on a second.

Haven't we been down here, like, five times now?

Have we?

Oh, it absolutely is that never -spit.

Oh, also... Please drive to...

Oh my god!

Are you all right?

Was that my mum?

What? Yes. Who else would it be?

Oh, that is gross.

It wasn't meant for your eyes, Ben.

It's private.

And I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention it to your mother. She'd be

embarrassed.

Oh, shit.

Now, this is an eye -opener. It's heavier. You can put your whole hand in.

Leave it.

Auntie Brenda, how much of this rice salad have you actually made?

Sal, we're going to go give him some lunch.

Oh, we've got plenty of food here.

Yeah, I know, but it's not... Organic. All right?

We're not late, are we?

No, no, Katie's not here yet. Michael's on his way, I hope.

Pop your coat somewhere there, is there?

For mine upstairs, Carl.

I don't know who's at this party, and that's Karen Millen, that is.

Stand in.

Right, then.

Who's ready for karaoke?

I'll have a go.

Yeah, Nadine, she'll have a go. Oh,

I guess I'll have to get you all warmed up, then.

I feel it in my fingers.

I feel it in my toes.

Yes, I do, yes, I do, yes, I do.

That love is all around me And so the feeling grows

You promised you'd have a word with her. I know, but I just

didn't find the right moment.

It's everywhere I go I need a drink.

That's it.

Who wants to go?

You can stick your whole hand in it if you want.

Leave it.

It's filling up like that.

Stella, can I have a word?

I know what you're thinking, but I can explain.

Like I said, I didn't invite them all. Well, I did, but I tried not to,

honestly. Stella, listen, that's not what I wanted to talk about. And I know

wanted simple and sophisticated, but at the end of the day, what do those words

actually mean?

Oh, my God.

Don't blame Ben. I wasn't concentrating properly.

No? You got distracted, didn't you, Michael?

I knew this was happening.

Right. Well, you're not borrowing it again.

Oh, that is so unfair.

That is really unfair.

Hiya.

What do you think?

Mum got it for me for my birthday.

You can't drive.

Can now.

Weeks and tenths, of course.

Oh, that is so unfair.

Your mother bought you a bloody car.

Great. Wow.

That's really kind of her.

Isn't it, Michael?

What?

Yeah, yes, of course. Happy belated birthday, darling.

Thanks, Dad.

So, what's for lunch?

Actually, Prash, it's a bit more than just a lunch.

It's you.

We met yesterday at college.

I'm Ben, I am, from college.

I know, it was yesterday, so I kind of remember.

Of course, you're not a goldfish.

Goldfish actually have a memory span of, like, three months.

It's been proved by scientists.

Sorry. Oh, don't be.

As you already brilliantly pointed out, I'm not a goldfish, so I don't actually

care.

All right, Benny boy?

Party going off, is there?

Hey, looks like you've stuck luckier in loving me, then.

Fill your boots.

Are you going to let me in then, or what?

Right, come on, you two, let me in.

I'm sorry about all this. Not exactly what I had in mind.

But I love it.

Present? Yes, please.

OK.

So, no car is complete without these.

Cool. Very retro.

And I was going to open this, but seeing as you drove here...

It's 1998, a great year for champagne and an even better year for daughters.

I bloody love 1998.

You all right, Dad?

Oh, my little girl's grown up.

Makes me feel like an old man.

Oh, you'll never be old. You're too childish.

Oi. OK, time for a bit of other, I reckon.

Do something.

Right, er...

Perhaps a birthday girl should have a go, eh? Everybody.

Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie.

Katie. Katie. Katie.

Katie.

Katie.

Katie

Oh, baby, baby, it's the world, world.

It's hard to get by just upon a smile.

Oh, baby, baby, it's the world, world.

Always remember you like a child girl.

You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do.

And it's breaking my heart.

Fancy going for a little walk?

What, now?

Yeah, come on.

There's something I want to show you all.

Kitty, more gas.

OK, that's it, I'm done.

Well done, girl.

I can take over, thank you.

That's fantastic.

How do you follow that?

Let's give this a rest, eh?

Oh, hello.

Didn't know you knew Katie.

Knew it was open house -like.

Well, yes, as it is now. More the merrier.

Do you want a drink?

Aye, go on, then.

Michael, you know Beyonce, do you?

What? Met once or twice, haven't we, Michael?

Yes, yes.

She's, uh, she's fine.

Right, well, there's some beers in the kitchen, Crash.

Help yourself.

Thanks, Wendy.

We got a kid, Crash, and my girl.

Not a lot of people know this, but Cat Stevens is actually related to Shagan.

But I don't understand.

Why's he called Cat?

It's not like he's an actual cat, is he? If I was going to sing something, it

would have to be a rock classic.

Something like Donovan.

Jason Donovan.

Or Jethro Tull.

You can't beat a bit of Tull.

Don't be disgusting.

So, karaoke.

It's Japanese, right?

Are you being racist?

Oh, no.

I don't think so. Am I?

I'm Chinese, so you're only about 2 ,000 miles out.

What are you doing here?

Why do you keep texting me? What do you want?

Oh, I got what I wanted last night, didn't I?

A new bunny boiler, Mike, you say, for me?

See ya.

What's she doing with your wallet?

Um, she, um, she found it on the pavement.

Well, dear, I was lucky.

Mind, having said that, you want to check she hasn't pocketed all the cash?

Oh, I'm sorry about today.

I know it's not what you wanted.

Well, I'm glad you didn't do what I wanted, because Katie's having a ball.

Thank you.

Pleasure.

You're so lovely, Stella.

And I'm so... Well, I'm not.

Come on.

You need a nice cup of tea, I think.

OK,

everyone. Finally, it's my turn.

First of all, get me a bit more food, will you? Some of Auntie Brenda's rice

salad. Give me the microphone, Alan.

No. Alan!

I can't.

Why not?

You can't sing, Celia!

What?

Sorry.

Does everyone think that?

Excuse me.

Oh, for the love of God!

Bobby?

Are you all right?

Ma 'am, someone's been sick in the bathroom.

Who? I think it's your laugh.

I don't like it when you hear the noises.

Oh, my child.

I'll be with you in a second.

It's spreading like wagging fire. We've got to get to the hospital and sharp it

before this thing goes viral!

Here's the thing.

There's a minibus in the car park, full of my friends and family, and they're

all vomiting.

I would suggest that it's food poisoning.

Genius.

The common link appears to be a rice salad.

Rubbish! Well, I didn't touch it, and I'm okay. Did you eat any rice salad?

No, I can't stand the stuff.

You are?

Yeah, but I didn't eat nothing at the party and I still feel sick.

You are?

In fact, I've been off my food all week. I'm queasy since, well, for ages, as it

happens. Could you be pregnant?

Don't be mental.

Carl, you haven't been having what you call without using a Watson him, have

you, boot?

Well, actually, we have been shagging pretty constant, like, haven't we, Dean?

There's a pharmacy in the hospital if you wanted to check.

James! Do you want me to come?

No, you stay here.

I'm not peeing in front of no -one.

Not even you, my big beast.

Right, ready?

Luke, what's going on?

OK, you can look now.

What do you reckon?

I don't understand.

All right.

This is our new landlord.

And this?

He's in your home.

Here we are.

Yeah. He owns a few houses like them, Scott.

Yeah. You can have a look inside.

Go on. Go and have a gander. I'll be there now.

Come on.

Here, mate.

Man's rent up front.

Nice one.

You don't mind us redecorating? As far as I'm concerned, you can do what you

like. As long as you keep on paying the fucking rent bill.

See ya.

That's nice, isn't it? Putting the blame on me just because I'm organised enough

to get the food ready a week in advance.

See, friend there, you can't leave rice salad standing for a week. Says the

woman who wasn't ready for a party in her own home because she was too busy

fornicating in a bunny rig out.

Yeah, ma 'am, that was pretty gross.

I sent Michael a photo.

Ben.

What photo?

She sent him this photo of her, you know.

Shut up, Ben. I never sent a photo.

It's on his phone.

Let's have a look.

No. Why not?

Because there is no photo.

Give it back.

The puppies are missing you.

Dad, what's going on? I can still taste you on my lips.

Stella, I know this looks really bad.

Oh, my God.

Is everything okay here, Nurse Morris?

Mind your own bloody business, honey. It is my business when you're upsetting

one of my students. Yeah?

This must be some kind of joke.

Yes.

That's exactly what it is. A stupid joke. I mean, the woman is a lunatic.

brought my bike back. Who brought your bike back?

Beyonce. You know, Beyonce Evans.

Beyonce, who was in my house today?

Yes.

Look, you and I had a row, and I got drunk, and she kissed me, and I didn't

to. Oh, she kissed you now?

Yes, and that's all it was.

Look, can we talk about this at home?

You kissed her back?

I was drunk.

Look at the back, Michael.

A bit, yeah.

I'm pregnant, I am!

Totally, completely pregnant!

Come here.

I just want to make him suffer a bit longer.

It was only a kiss.

It'll take more than flowers, Michael Jackson.

It's a start, right?

How much do you lose? What's the deal? We'll land you a few quid if you need

I declare this re -enactment over!

That cross of St. George on Michael Jackson is a target.

Let's go!