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The following program contains strong language.
What the hell are you doing with our club?
I'm sorry, that business has got nothing to do with you. You have got some
serious anger issues that you need to resolve.
Get out, Lenny. What did you say?
I think he told you to get out.
She smiles and my heart stops beating.
I go weak inside.
La, la, la.
La, la, la.
La, la, la.
Why can't I have a Namkron?
Because you're not a Hindu.
Cripton, is that?
Well, not really.
He hasn't been christened.
Oh, why not?
It's the devil's child.
I don't know.
He doesn't go to church or anything, does he? What's that got to do with it?
I could have had a rich godfather who left me all his money and his will.
Like who? Ron Morgan. He's rich. Or Mrs Barkley.
Mrs Barkley's not rich. He's richer than me.
Yeah, yeah, with your dress.
OK, give me ten minutes.
Ma 'am, can I use the car for a bit?
Yeah, where are you going?
No words.
See you, mate.
My godmother still sends me a book lecture every Christmas.
Oh, Ma, is it too late to get me done?
It's a bit risky.
I left Jack at my mum's.
Where's Lenny?
Down the snooker.
Well, he's not going to come home and surprise her, is he? Oh, I don't live
here.
No, it's my nan's house, it is. I just come here when I want to escape, like.
OK, so is your nan going to come home and surprise her, then? I bloody hope
She's been dead since Christmas.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry.
It's for sale.
You can buy it if you like.
Added to my property portfolio, is it?
Me and Len had a terrible row when we got home from the party.
Did you do?
No. He comes close sometimes, but he never does.
Oh, and he's sweet.
It's mental, being you like this.
Have you seen my black wedges?
Stella, I'm meditating.
Come again?
Communicating with the universal spirit.
Yeah, well, can you ask him if he's seen my black wedges?
Oh, yeah!
I'm trying to do you a job, good girl.
You ever planning on coming back to work? Out!
What have you got the Christmas deck down for?
They're my iPod speakers, and they're just broke.
I need them for the audition, don't I?
I can use my CD player, if you like.
Ma 'am, no -one uses CD players any more.
Can you take me to get the new ones after school?
Please? Sorry, no can do, Prash. It's Bobby's big day today.
First major burial without Paula.
So it's all hands on deck.
We're sinking the Geppetto Ferrero.
Ice cream fan, ma 'am?
Never heard of him.
Tell you what, I'll get your dad to take you there.
OK.
See you.
So long.
Ma 'am, Roger.
You look... What?
Nothing. It's my death dress.
I started Simpsons Monday, and I'm rather good at it, even though I do say
myself. Sure you are.
Is the boy around?
Yeah, still in bed, all loved up.
Luke, your father's here!
All right, let me down now. I see things have shifted up a gear with this, uh,
low ego.
You know that lunatic boyfriend of hers is Ronnie Mack's son, don't you?
Oh, that's nice.
That's where he gets all his charm.
Vicious little bastard.
Long wedge.
Luke! Okay!
What are these?
Islands. You've given them out all over.
To raise funds for the pitch.
Take one. I've got loads.
Haven't people got better things to spend their cash on?
No one is a good cause.
Right. I've got to go.
If you hear any funny noises from upstairs, it's Paula communing with the
fairies. So long.
Yeah.
Emily, will you give me a lift down the gym?
Sure. I've got a little surprise for you.
Oh, that is bang on.
Looks well profesh. That's because we are professionals, Luke Morgan.
It was weird, you know, having a new name and a new job.
Anyone would think I'd been put into the witness protection programme.
You might have to be if Lenny finds out about you and Zoe.
Don't you believe it?
He's all bark and no bite in Lenny. Well, not much bite.
So when do I get to see you in your offices then? I wouldn't call them
as such.
You're welcome to have a gander on going up there after lunch if you fancy
tagging along.
Help me in.
Will I have to wear a suit or something?
Believe me, you're already overdressed.
See you later.
Thanks, Ian.
Melissa, we need to talk.
Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, the birds are up, it's after nine.
Brenda!
How did you get in here?
Door was on the latch.
Now, have you seen our die?
No!
Not since Abra's naming do. Why?
He's disappeared.
He was meant to meet me for a shoe bun and a catch -up, but he never showed. We
do it every Wednesday.
He brings the sun and I bring the star, and we just sit down and put the world
to rights over a frothy coffee.
Really?
Well, we've only done it the one flight, but I was sure it was a regular
fixture.
Give our Stella Bell on you a mobile, love. Her network to eat my credit up. I
was hoping to cut her, but she'd gone by my gotcha. Brenda, I am trying to
meditate.
Jesus almighty.
They think about you and your juju bells.
This is about Di.
He could be lying in a gutter somewhere, robbed, battered and bummed.
Give me 24 hours. I will have that research on your desk.
I promise you, you will be 100 % reassured that what we're doing is a
for the community.
And for you.
Oh, I've become a proper little item now, you two and you.
I've got biscuits and Brillo pads.
Right, you've still got to swap the full -size 99 in roses with flake, the
running order for the service and the hymn sheet. No photocopies, mine
like Paula used to.
Good morning, Stella.
And how are you today?
Oh, and there's the flowers for the pews, the knobs for the coffin and the
trolley for the bearer.
Anything else problematic?
Tea, coffee, massage?
Oh, I don't do massage, me.
I can't have any old random touching my bits.
Just make me a cuppa and leave the bag in, like Paula used to.
Bobs, sooner or later, you are going to have to accept the fact that I am Paula.
I'm Stella.
So I do things the Stella way, OK?
All right, all right.
No need to hyperventilate.
Shall I do one for Daddy and all?
Aye, go on.
Oh, and one for the copper.
What copper?
And this is the bloke who likes to dress up, you say?
Not judging, Daddy. Just saying.
Well, do you think you can find Di or not?
They don't call me Sniffer Dog Glover for nothing.
Lovely bit of business. Well done, loogie boy.
Performing up, are they? Keep some of that sparkle back for this, yeah? What
it? Cross Valley Amateur Boxing Championships.
Over at Black.
Come on, lads!
Let's see who's up against who.
Ready?
You'll take it on, Damo. Nice one.
Oh, and let me say, you've got Tony the Cheese.
Thanks.
We then weep, Lukey boy.
Don't be a muppet, Len. Luke's just dying.
Choose again, sunshine. Leave it, Ray.
I can take him on no sweat.
Oh, really?
Bring it, Pat.
I'll consider it brung, Pat.
What do you want?
To know what this is all about.
Where do you get that?
Let's just say it found its way into the hands of my silent partner.
Your silent partner?
I got a lot of things you don't know about, Alan Williams.
Primarily, a head for business.
Now, this little stunt of yours has caused my partner to question whether
rugby pitch build is good for the community.
To worry about the ethics behind the deal. And as we all know, Ethics have no
place in business.
So, I want you to cease and desist with this nonsense.
Got it?
I don't think so.
Don't you push me on this, Alan!
You know you don't like me when I...
Mr. Kosh?
You dead?
Were you having a kid?
All right, all right. Keep your pants on.
Sorry, I thought you was my dad.
I ain't complaining.
Sounds like you've been under the kosh, Mr. Kosh.
It certainly felt like it.
Been chucked on the skip ain't easy, I can tell you.
Skip?
Skip a life, innit?
My wife don't want me no more, see?
We're going to counselling, but it ain't no use.
Like, part of me's gone.
Like... Having your arm cut off today.
Or your leg.
A thigh, even.
Be thinking.
A very large limb.
I actually came here to talk, believe it or not.
Go on.
I'm all yours.
Look, I reckon you should take Big Ray's advice and pick someone else to fight
with. Okay?
Oh, you're afraid I'll get these pretty little lips hurt, are you?
Believe me, I ain't interested in your lips.
Now, just do it, okay?
It's fine, Mum.
Twice is fine for a start.
Aye, and that's why you play dirty.
Proper viscous like a moron.
If he's such a moron, why do you stay with him then?
Mum!
Mum, you didn't pack my train out.
Oh, my God, you're still in bed?
What?
Shit, what time is it?
I reckon you're definitely depressed.
I'm going to have to cheer you up then, aren't I?
Well,
I was... Interesting.
She found you. What? Oh, yeah.
Overslept. Sorry, Aunty Bren.
Look at the state.
Did you have an outburst or a psychotic episode?
Something like that.
Right. Well, you'll be wanting that shoe bun more than ever, then.
Do you mind if we leave it this week, Aunty Bren?
I'm a bit off my food, I am.
Well, all right.
As long as you don't go getting no eating disorder.
Manic depressives I can handle, but anorexics... I won't give him a time of
So long.
What do you think?
Well, you weren't lying, I'm sure.
Need a couple of new desks.
What do you like of flat packs? Because I'm useless.
Ikea's a four -letter word to you, isn't it, Rob?
Oh, he's on phone today.
He might be.
Hey, can I ask you something?
What?
Well, there's a rumour going round that you've been seeing Melissa, Big Al's ex.
Oh, for God's sake, this town, eh? I mean, it's your business life, but what
happened to all that hearts and flowers stuff with my mother? I thought you
meant to be chasing after her. It's complicated.
So you're going out with Melissa instead?
No.
Look, if I tell you something about Melissa, you've got to promise me you'll
keep it to yourself.
Sorry, can I answer this a minute?
Here you go, Jeff.
But I'm with my old man in a moment.
When am I going to see you?
Oh, come on, don't do this to me.
Namaste.
Namawar. So my new mindful meditation book off Pesh means I've seen him
tomorrow, so I'm boning up on it, like.
It means a respectful greeting, apparently.
How come I didn't go in this morning, then? Because you didn't deserve it.
Oh, nice display.
Completely made out of roses.
Classy. Yeah, well, try telling Bobby that.
Nothing I'd do to hold a candle to you, apparently.
Hey, do you have my text about Di?
He's been found, thank God.
Aye, in his house.
Honest to God, talk about mounting out of a molehill.
It's your house as well, not just his.
No, it's not.
I don't live there no more, style.
It's like my meditation book says. You've got to live in the now. And right
I've moved out, I've moved on.
Maybe it's time I did the same.
I can't be buried in Stadler, you know.
We always like to do a follow -up visit.
All
right,
Patti? Where are we off to, then? Curry's?
Dixon's? Eboo Electronicals? Forget about it.
Eh? But your mam said you needed baubles for your iPad.
iPod? And there's speakers, not baubles.
All right, all right. Keep cool, Cool Jack.
Sorry.
Oh,
my God.
It's Gwyn Thomas from Thomas Thomas Evans and Thomas.
And I. And Thomas. And Thomas.
What the hell is he doing here?
Problem, Bobby Jean?
This is plot 447, I take it? Mm -hmm.
Then it's mine.
Why don't you back to Ferrero's?
Excuse me? That hole is mine.
Well, Tom the Taft's. Tom the Taft's? The old barman up top house, spoke
Welsh. I know who he is, thank you.
I also know that this is not his own.
Stella booked it Monday, didn't you, Stella?
And did Stell confirm the booking within 24 hours?
If you don't confirm it, it goes back on the vacant list.
Of course she did.
Didn't you?
Did who?
Well, why do you have to confirm a grave hole?
Because, my love, some people pull through.
Look, Bobby Jean, all I know is I booked and confirmed the hole. Hence, it's
mine. Hence, it's bloody not.
Oh, hence off.
Steady.
Shall I go and have a look at it?
Top idea, Daddy.
Happy to let the widows decide?
Oh, my God, he's like, breathe out!
Tell your ma 'am.
Tell me what?
Hiya. Hi.
Check out my business card, ma 'am. Our business card, thank you very much. And
I get in my own deck. When he builds it. And a swivel chair.
Everything all right?
No, it's bloody not.
Never mind your poncy swivel chair.
My son is being bullied.
Ben?
He's just this idiot in my phone.
Jacob Hillman.
You call me names, asshole.
Gaylord. Bummer boy.
Knob jockey.
All because he was practising his moves, forgot to dance. It's not right.
Names is no big deal, man.
And so what if you are gay? It's not the end of the world, is it?
Ma 'am, I'm not gay, OK?
Ignore it, Benny boy. You'll soon get bored.
He also stole my iPod with the dance music on.
No way.
Exactly.
I'm thinking of taking dice steps around his house tomorrow. Put the shits up
the old family. I can't do that. Will you come round with me then, Stell?
Or I'm getting the fuzz in. The fuzz?
What, this? 1976?
He's a kids' man.
Don't worry, Presh. I'll go round after work and get it. Even if I have to
ransack the little git's bedroom myself.
Oh, that's not a good idea, either.
Well, it's one or the other, but... Look, why don't I go with Carl?
Help keep things civil. A bit more, um, dispassionate.
Really? What?
Oh, that'd be brilliant, Rob.
I'm up to my eyes and it'd work.
We can be good cop, bad cop.
So we are getting the fuzz in now. Oh, stop saying fuzz, man.
I get it.
I've left him.
What's going on?
Lenny's back on the pills again. I know he is. And when he's out of it, he gets
mental. And I can't have Jag around him like that. I can't.
Namaste, Pishman.
Namaste, Boyle.
All right, Dad?
All right.
Well, Dad, someone's been reading the literature again.
Haven't I just been meditating, reading loads of books? I've gone mindfulness
mad, I have.
I don't even know what it is.
Mindfulness is all about living in the moment, not droning on about what could
have been.
I don't dronk. It's not dronk. Yeah, you do.
And while you have been wallowing in the past, I have been living in the future,
because the future is now. That's a good book, isn't it, Bess? Like today,
literally, I have been breathing and growing and becoming more and more
enlightened, spiritually, like just the power of meditation.
What have you been doing, darling?
Chugging a copper.
How's he doing?
His life's okay.
Well, it's only to be expected, isn't it?
And he was doing so well running this place.
I'm right here, you know. I can't hear you.
Sorry, my love.
Look what Auntie Brenda brought in.
He's not ill, Bren.
Yet. I'm not ill yet.
It's a wonder I'm not, what with all this stress. I could be dead if I'm not
careful. Everyone knows the Ferrero's put sheep's heads into people's beds.
Oh, come on, Bob. Look, I'm sorry I mess up. Really, I am.
But all this crying over split milk isn't going to help.
Oh, well, pardon me if I'm overreacting still, but you aren't the one being
irresponsible for putting two prominent figures of the community back in the
chest freezer till further notice.
No movement, then. None.
Them spaces in the chapel graveyard are like gold dust this time of year, and
Anna Cymru's up for assault, battery, and threatening use of a floral display.
Oh, what am I going to do?
Oh, it's got a life and a name, isn't it? Oh, I've got to get down to shop.
It's like Mother Hubbard's around mine at the moment. And we've got another,
well, house guest, shall we say.
So long.
You want me to cramp me in my style, right? That I want and I won't.
We're a team, me and you, yeah?
Bodie and Doyle.
Dempsey and make peace.
Oh, Richard and Judy.
You really don't get this, do you?
You Jacob Hillman?
Yeah. You little piece of... Carl.
We'd like to see your parents, please, Jacob.
Crumpin' already, but he's 14.
You can't have a go.
Says who? Good talking to his niece.
You wait till I see this pair, I'm gonna wipe the... Can I help?
Hi. You Jacob's dad?
Yes.
Perhaps your son is simply acting out.
Calling Ben names is potentially a sign that he's struggling to come to terms
with your situation.
I said this.
Didn't I say that you did, Leon? I'm sure he doesn't have a problem with the
whole gay thing.
It's just a case of bully or be bullied, and by using the one thing that people
can use against him, he's effectively reclaiming it.
You're so right, Rob.
You're so right, isn't he, dear?
Yes.
He's bang on, isn't he, Carl?
Aye, bang on, Rob.
It's to Paula. Anyone in?
Paula!
Oh, sorry.
I didn't see you there.
Get back on the booze.
No. Are you tired?
You're tired, aren't you?
It's not that.
Look, I snore in last night as I get some of them drips from my nose. I'm not
tired, OK?
Well, I'm saying that because you haven't been this beat out since we ate
magic mushrooms down Bowery Island in 83.
Oh.
PC Glover.
She's not of her type.
Well, she'll have a piece of my mind when I see her, I can tell you.
Taking advantage of my brother like that.
I doubt he needed much persuading.
Look, the way I see it is this.
You know, you made your bed, so you've got to lie in it.
But, I reckon, you can still change the pillowcases and the sheets if you want
to.
Oh, Put the past couple of months behind you and ask Di back.
Oh, God.
How can I, after everything I've done?
I'm going to look like a right loser.
Well, yeah.
That's OK.
No, it's not.
Besides, going back's never a good idea.
Look what happened with you and Rob.
No, that dickhead come back, he ruined everything between you and Sean, and to
top it all off, now he's going out with Melissa.
Sure. I don't care.
Good luck to them, I say.
What are these again?
Zook and Binder.
Got a lovely little of new.
Thanks again, both.
Pleasure. See you then.
Yeah, ta -ra.
I hope you don't mind me saying you've got a good one there, babe.
Tough helping out, but you was well good in there. No problem.
I'm sorry for thinking you was a jumped -up twat.
Cheers. No, I mean, it's just because you went away. Like, I reckon you
you was better than us that wrong year.
And you're not.
Compliments just keep coming.
Charlie, what I meant was... I know what you meant.
Here you go, Ben.
I don't think Jacob Hillman will be bothering you any time soon. Oh, jeez,
that's brilliant.
Oh, nice one, Dad.
Charm the birds out of the trees, you can.
Apparently not all the birds.
Do you want to come and see mine and little Al's got a dance audition?
Saturday afternoon?
Everyone else is.
Well, er... It's on Cardiff at two.
Great.
I've got a meeting just beforehand, but I'll make sure I get there. We're
dancing to Professor Green.
It's going to be awesome.
And if we win, we're going to use the cash to do the rugby pitch.
That's my boy.
Hey, you can bring a girlfriend, Melissa, if you like.
Oh, will you give her a rest?
She's a married woman, for God's sake.
She's not my bloody girlfriend.
So why am I always seeing you together, then?
Because.
Yeah?
Oh, it's a work thing, OK?
I'm trying to make as many business contacts as I can before I go back.
It's called networking.
Oh, slightly in danger of patronising me there, Rob.
Sorry.
I'm more worried about them, to be honest.
Yeah.
But I suppose if two people are meant to be together, then things will find a
way of working out.
Oh, like you and Melissa, you mean?
Oh, shit.
Oh, you shut up with your bloody psychobabble.
Like Lorraine Kelly.
Here we go.
Braveheart, the sequel.
I don't know what you're talking about, Stella Park. Everything's absolutely
hunky -dory, multi -story.
He's not only hunky -dory, but he's also hunky -dory. He's not only hunky -dory,
but he's also hunky -dory.
Actually,
I'm high on life.
Why?
Because, as you're about to witness, I have solved the small problem of the
double -booking fiasco caused by your incompetence.
I want a word.
I got nothing to say to you, but... Is that right, is it?
Maybe this will make you... What's up, Lenny?
I thought that the girls was more your thing. Have I never laid a finger on
Not yet.
I know she's round your fucking place!
Yes, and that's where she'll be staying from now on. Don't bank on her, Leather
Boy. Give her a couple of days, she always comes crawling back.
I got ways of making that little bitch do what I want. You son of a... Fight!
More like annihilation.
They're both in there?
Yep. But how do you convince them to share?
Well, there was a bit of to -ing and fro -ing about whose was the headstone and
whose was the footstone, but then we thought, there's two heads, so there can
two headstones, and voila, all sorted.
But how do you manage to get Gwynne Faysick to agree to it?
Oh, you'd be surprised what a quiet word in a bottle of Lambrini can achieve in
the world of death and dispatch management.
There you go.
Dad,
I don't think we ain't going to lose, and the prize money's massive.
And we'll pay for the lease, then, for the rugby pitch.
Great. Thank you.
So, is your mum taking down Cardiff for me?
You? Mum can't come. She's got a big meeting, apparently.
What?
When? Where?
I fear does.
At two, I think. That's why she can't come.
Well, all worked out in the end then.
Phew.
So it did.
No thanks to you.
Huh? Oh, just face it, my love, the stellar way of doing things is rubbish.
You little cheeky bugger. I never asked for the job. I was doing you a favour.
You shouldn't have bothered.
Well, I wish I never had now, you big mincing stiff stuffer.
I do not stuff stiffs. Yes, you do, and you do love it.
Right. I can show them we made it, but never rain.
Sorry, Daddy.
Really?
Yes.
And now my tie's gone off with that stinking pig of a pig.
Hey, language.
Oh, give it a rest, good girl.
Well, that's very sympathetic, that is.
Hey, don't mind her, Paul.
She just thought because I slacked her. You didn't slack me, I was lying. And
anyway,
I'm glad to be able to do the dead body business, if you must know. It's well
hard. Ah, crazy, Kate.
Oh, he's mental.
Oh,
my
back,
Mr Greener.
She do look a lot darker in the flesh, don't she?
Skin tone, Mike.
No, her hair.
I find that very fair on Britain's Got Talent.
That's a man to hold any more on.
What time did you make it?
About half twelve.
All right.
Not really, no.
Look, Stella, I've got to be somewhere else right now, and it's mega important.
Cover for me, will you?
Tell the boy I thought he did crack it, but my guts were playing up or whatever.
What's this all about, Al?
Ask him your questions, I'll tell you no answers.
Just bring him home, yeah?
Yeah, of course, but what do you think... I am going to say hello to Ash
Come in.
So you see, Robert, far from damaging the community, it's actually going to
strengthen it. The public support still isn't there. Have you seen the campaign
posters? The whole town's up in arms. Well, they may pretend they're against
but deep down, any sane person would see this for what it is, an exciting
project that'll bring much -needed homes, jobs and regeneration to the
face it, the town is dead.
The factories are shut, the mines are history, and there are very few shelves
left to stack.
This development could change all that.
And it's a bloody good deal if I do say so myself.
I'm not in this for the money, Melissa.
As a business person, I find that hard to believe.
Look, I'm doing it for my son, okay?
Very commendable.
I'm serious.
Something like this could set Luke up for good.
But I don't want to alienate half the town, including his mother, in the
process. Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
Hearts, more like.
She'll thank you in the long run.
Will she?
Okay.
What happens next?
All right, Sue.
Grub's up.
Won't show where you like, so I got the lot.
Hawaiian, meat feast, margarita.
What's going on?
I'm going back to Lenny.
Please don't make a scene, Luke. The baby could sleep upstairs.
I don't understand.
Look, he's threatened to take Jack away if I don't. I know how mentally he is,
especially on the pills. You've done it before. I've got to go. Hey, hey, calm
down. Baby Jack can go in nowhere. We can work through this, so I promise.
She's on stage. She's going on stage.
I'm walking.
You were so doing, see.
Wow, that's amazing.
I'm going to have to stop her. Paula!
Mr Banjo doesn't want to hear about that.
He's a very busy celebrity, what with his judging and dancing. I'm actually a
dancer myself. I choreographed the boys for today.
I studied in the Megan Tiffins. She was in Cats.
Brenda Tinsel tipped her school for stars in Upper Cumbrian.
Never heard of her.
God, stop interrupting my story.
It's all gone to cock. Sarah.
Where's my dad? Well, the thing is, love, he's got... Shagging a bird
Let's just talk to him. They're all the same.
What?
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm going to put a banner in the works, that's what.
Are you insane, Alan?
No. This silent partner of yours has already had cold feet once.
You ain't like telling him how much you think he's going to thank the community.
It may sound good on paper, but it don't work for the people.
He'll soon reconsider.
Well, thankfully, you just missed him.
What? Sorry to disappoint, but my spreadsheet's worked a treat.
In fact, he's itching to get started on the build now.
Unlucky, but...
Well,
boys, it was a good effort.
But it wasn't good enough.
Nowhere, nowhere near, in fact.
Cheeky bastard!
You weren't no great chick when he was in adversity!
He was diverse.
Let's not get personal. I'm just here to give my professional opinion.
And, boys, it was a little bit... Well, that's nice, isn't it? Having a pop at
kids. Yeah!
Yeah! You may be absolutely unbelievably drop -dead gorgeous, Mr
Bunjaw, but I have witnessed another side of you today, good boy!
You are...
Sir, may I don't speak Welsh?
Taking Paula into custody if you hadn't been there. And Daddy.
He had the right grip on Ashley's head, didn't he? Like a vice.
Hey, boys, you know what they say?
It's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts.
No, it's not.
It's about the winning.
They didn't actually think they were going to win, did they?
Maybe. They just really want to help the cause, bless them.
It's just a rugby pitch, whereas this development, I should imagine, will
all sorts to the town.
Jobs and money.
You're a bloody Canadian.
Seems like a wasted opportunity, that's all.
Oh, you've been away too long, Prash. Rugby's a way of life round here.
Don't worry, we won't let the bastards beat us.
We shall overcome and all that.
Thanks for the day.
She's supposed to be telling her today. Telling Emma that we're having an
affair. I've applied to the courts for custody of little Alan.
Over my dead body.
In the blue corner!
Concentrate on the find again.
I'm going to take your fucking head off.
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