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Why don't you just for once, in that self -obsessed head of yours, have a

thought for how other people might be feeling, hmm? Sorry, love, but I have

two of you in a burial with a vegan buffet.

You can tell your friend, Sonny, that his wife has gone home!

Do you do B &B?

She smiles.

And my heart stops beating.

I go, we can't fight.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Get her around and tidy up. Keep it down, man. My head's knocking.

Morning. How did it go?

Don't let her in.

Are you all right there?

Huh? Just mind that shop.

There's Emma.

Where's the baby?

I don't even live here anymore. You don't have it every day. Just have food

you get to school.

Selfish, you are. I need her more than you.

Oh, ma 'am, tell her she used all the milk. I'll get some more in a bit. I

it now.

Let me have some of Abra's then. No, you little freak.

Come on, tell him. He's an animal.

Have some toast.

We can't, Steph. I've had the last.

Sorry. Since when did you eat actual food for breakfast?

Normally, just have gin.

Right. Just this one.

Oh, my God. This family is so chav.

Someone's a bit above herself this morning.

Well, it's true.

Well, I want my bed back. Luke's out in his sleep.

Can it be here long?

Not if I can help it, Lev.

See you.

So long.

Ciao. Ciao.

Right, you.

There's some old clothes of yours upstairs.

Get changed and go back to that husband of yours. I can't. It's over.

Shut up. Come on. You'll be breaking his heart, man. Well, he shouldn't have

turned into such a knob with his posh friend.

You should have heard him. Like a proper tally of twat he was. Was he? Now he's

being charmed. And that Leah was all over him like a bad rash.

And she probably knows the name for it in Latin.

I'm never going to be like her, am I? Oh, don't be such a drama queen.

Poor boy's done nothing wrong.

Well, I die, you mean.

Yeah. Back to Europe?

Yeah. What's up?

Taxi. Taxi for Mr. Little Alan.

Very calm, please, Dave.

Jump in.

I don't... It's not me. You should be telling it to Paul now.

Yep.

Right. Yep.

Rob? Yep.

I don't get it, though. You know my Uncle Di, you've always been solid like.

I know.

But all the things I used to love about him just get on my nerves at the moment.

Like his sexy whistling in the dark and that thing that he does with his

Weetabix. Oh.

Sean got on Mammy's nerves in the end and look what happened there. Oh, shut

you. Not helping.

Hiya, Pratt. The idea of him stood there with his John Major on.

I thought I was Margaret Thatcher.

No, I'm always the Iron Lady.

It's more erotic, aren't we? That's me off my breakfast, then.

Just as well, there's nothing left.

I got crisps. It's all right, I'm going for a run. Have you seen my trainers?

In the bathroom.

Hello. I've got to come in.

Er, you've got a visitor.

Coming for my wife.

And I'm not leaving this house without her.

I may as well.

Not his wife, mine, obviously.

Some of the strip lights can be a bit chippy.

I give him a bang with a broom.

Usually does it.

I'll remember that, thanks.

So, I know this is hard, Idris.

But I need you to give me the keys now.

Thanks. Lots of hopes and dreams have died in this place, Robert Morgan.

There's not many hopes and dreams.

Yeah, well, I'm in the middle of training, so would you mind if I got on?

know, my old Gumpy started this place, worked himself to an early grave.

Yep, yep, you say. And me old Dar died in that very chair doing his VAT

There's been howls living and dying at Punterbury Construction for 80 years.

Yeah, well, I'm sure that...

You know, life goes on. Time is a laddo, me laddo is baddo, and time is a lady

no more.

Time is a devil unraveling revel, and time is a lingering whore.

She sang in here as a child, Rob. Sing the rest, my love.

Last chance you'll get now. No, no, there's really no... Time, come and get

for I'll not forget thee, for time will come, knock on my door.

Time is a lingering whore.

Oh, God.

Cheers,

Dave. Keep the change.

Cheers, Governor.

Have a good day.

They're glad you're dealing with a woman who knows what she wants.

Oh, use your mouth.

And what she doesn't want.

And knows how to get it.

Yep.

Secure me the land, because I have found you the builder.

Yep.

All service.

No, he's got the keys, for God's sake.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm very confident we can do business.

Okay. Bye now.

What's this?

Breakfast. Does anyone in this town feed the kids properly?

I swear to you, Presh, I will improve my performance both as lover, friend and

husband. And lover.

Don't be so dramatic, man. I just need a bit of space.

That's all.

So you coming home late in the night or what?

It's a wake -up call, Paul.

The wise horse moves.

The shadow of the whip.

Yeah. That last bit, that was a metaphor, if you're wondering. We

actually ever... Oh, stop!

You got that top on inside out, good girl. Oh, yeah.

I need a drink. Oh, shut up, man. No, you don't. Ma 'am, can you give me a

We're left home.

Sonny's going in lane, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, Christ, it's like a bloody drop in Santiago today.

I take it your marriage is no longer in trouble, then? Nah.

Sonny says I'm just paranoid and deluded about that, Leah, that I was being a

bit of a dick.

Charming. I didn't actually call you a dick. Yes, you did.

Oh, don't start now. All right?

What do you want?

I'm here for Luke as it goes. We're going for a run.

Oh.

Well, come in, then. Just don't get mud on my floor.

Luke, your father's here.

All right, they'll be down now.

Thanks. Hiya.

I felt the sick to the pit of my stomach when I read it.

Are they insane?

There'll be no further funds awarded to your organisation.

It's not an organisation.

It's a rugby club.

It's the end of an era.

That's what it is.

Dive, you've got to stop them.

I know.

We've got to find someone who'll fight our corner.

Someone who'll stand up to them bastards in the council and defend our heritage.

Well, you won't have to look far, Al.

Really? Because I'm looking at that someone right now.

Dikosh? Norman.

You, you daft pillock.

Oh, I don't know.

Would they listen to someone like me?

Really? Are we... Oh, God!

What's the point of anything anymore? First my wife, then the club. Can this

get any worse?

Come on, let's get down to council and find out what the hell's going on. All

right, all right.

Hey, take it easy on the beer now, Tycosh, eh?

Pass him one of them pasties, Ty Davis.

Something solid inside, is it?

Leave me.

I don't want no pasties.

Tawnyberry Construction's officially yours, then.

Yeah, well, I'm hoping I can put a bit of it your way.

Sooner than you think, if this contract goes through. Serious.

Yeah, I don't want to say too much.

I've got a meeting this afternoon with the developer.

I'll let you know how it goes.

I need... Auntie Brenda!

This weather can't make its mind up. I was hoping to go for a run later.

You? Run?

Oh, look who's piped up.

Senior of your ways then, have you, Rob Morgan, after waltzing off down America

and what have you? It was Canada, actually.

Never you mind where he was, good boy. You left a trail of destruction in your

wake and it was us that cleared the whole thing up. Thought you were living

Tenerife at the time. Anyway...

I've got a job now, Aunty Brenda down Big Ridge. So I heard. Eh, well done,

It's just as if something better comes along, like.

Don't get your hopes up, isn't it? The country's in a double -dip recession,

unemployment's rising, and you've done 18 months of car theft.

If I was you, I'd be grateful for what I got.

Now, I'll join you in some stretches, if you don't mind, before the day becomes

a total washout.

Yeah. Yeah. OK, thanks very much. Bye -bye.

So, she finally decides to dain us with her present.

Sorry. I am up to my eyeballs in corpses, good girl.

Have you been drinking?

No.

Why not? What's going on?

Well, we must... Oh, my God, I've left Edna's getty under the dryer. She will

like a bacon baguette by now.

They won't move.

The lease is up for sale and they're going to sell it.

Unless we can pay.

Raise the money yourselves, they said.

How the hell are we going to do?

I'll tell you what we're going to do, Di Davis.

We're going to do just that.

We're going to raise the cash ourselves.

And let no man stand in our way.

And that gets you right back to living.

Good morning.

How lovely to see two young men keeping fit.

All right?

You'll never guess in a million years who that is. Well, actually... Big Al's

-wife.

Hitler in a pencil skirt, she is. She won't let little Al eat nothing except

tomatoes and the occasional oily fish.

Can't imagine them together, though, can you?

Met in Lanzarote, 18 to 30s back in the day.

Used to be huge, by all accounts.

He walked down a busy street, staring slowly at his feet, clutching pictures

his lovers at his side.

Stood at the table where she sat and removed his hat in respect of her

Presents her with the pictures and says These are just ghosts that broke my

heart before I met you These are just ghosts that broke my heart before I met

you

Josh?

You're a lightweight, mate. I managed two lectures already.

Oh, don't worry. It's not how it looks.

Where's Josh?

Oh, er... I locked myself out. He gave me his bed. He was quite the gentleman,

in fact.

It's nothing to do with me who you sleep with.

I wish it was.

Sit down a minute.

I'm going to go find Josh.

Sonny, we can't ignore what happened last night. We can't pretend it didn't

happen.

I'm sorry Emma hit you.

She got this stupid idea in her head that you fancied me.

And why is that such a stupid idea?

Because it is, isn't it?

I think your wife is very, very perceptive.

What?

What are you doing?

What am I doing? There's no point fighting it, Sonny.

Pity I've got to go.

Enjoying the view, I was.

Keep the clubs in order.

Don't let anyone leave this gym with a club -shaped carrier.

Too many like being a cop. Yeah, I do. Right.

Oh, it's open. You all right?

Another time, maybe.

Hello there.

Mrs. Barclay.

Excuse me.

This is my shop.

So it is. Very nice.

I heard you singing the other day at the Danning Salon.

Your group, your choir, and I thought it sounded exquisite.

Well, thank you very much.

I must get on, I'm late for Pilates.

Of course, I was wondering whether you might consider taking on any new

Good grief, no.

I'm afraid we have a full complement of singers and a waiting list of 23, so I

do apologise, but the answer's most definitely no.

My funny Valentine.

Sweet. Comic Valentine.

You make me smile with my heart.

Your looks... Rehearsal's at 1pm Tuesday.

The Community Centre.

Be there.

I will.

I will!

Hi, Jack!

Hello! The Wanderer returns?

Ah, yes!

Yes! Obviously, I'm really pleased to have you back, Emma. As am I.

But you still shouldn't have abandoned your husband like that.

It's not the behaviour of a doctor's wife. Hold on now, good girl. He's not

technically a doctor yet.

Oh, thanks.

Ah, here he is, the man himself.

What are you doing here?

Discussing the fact that your wife left you alone at the ball.

She didn't. Yeah, you weren't alone, though, was he? From what I heard, that

Leah was all over him.

No reason for his wife to walk out on him.

First rule of med school.

What happens in med school stays in med school.

Second rule of med school. What do you know about med school, Tanisha? You run

bloody sweet show. Well, at least I'm no common or garden washerwoman. Please,

now I have decided that what we need is an event to unite us as a family.

Something to bring harmony and joy and blessings.

We have such strong foundations here. Spit it out.

Anamkaran.

What we need is a naamkaran. Oh, now, you're all right, Jack. I just had op

Yes, a naamkaran isn't a biscuit, Emma.

It's a baby -naming ceremony. Like a christening. Oh, but with better food.

When Sunil was a baby, it brought Tanisha and myself together against her

interfering family.

I'm going to have to get new sari and everything, won't I?

I'll have to get my hand penned.

Oh, and I'll have to learn Punjabi, won't I? To greet the guests and that.

I know one bit already.

It means,

I love you.

Don't I, son?

Yeah, it does.

It's lovely.

Well, can't do no harm, can it? Little Christmas.

With better food.

Better food, yeah, you said.

Sorry,

aunt. Me and Carl were just looking at... Carl,

man, no, we weren't.

Makes no odds to me, Dean. We were all disgusting at the end of the day.

You met Peshman, of course?

Peshman Hod?

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Please, call me Pesh.

Or The Fish. Hey, it's The Fishman!

Peshman, man!

Oh, namaste, Carlos.

Yeah. Come slurry us, Dean.

I know that, man.

And he's looking a bit pasty, aren't you, bud?

So you tell me, Anto.

So I thought I'd bring him here for a nice semi -bronze from your magical

What do you say, Dean?

Have you bought his own pants?

I'm lending him mine.

Pop yourself into number three, then, is there?

Thank you.

No disrespect, like Paul. You know I take people as they can. But you are

to look like a capuchin or so in the amount you've been putting away.

No. You know that bed set?

Is it still available, like?

Yeah. Why?

You know someone who might be interested?

Yeah.

Me.

I said to Alan when we were married, I said, you eat what you like, but leave

baby out of it.

Oh, it was lonely, Rob.

Being married to a fat man.

Right.

So this meeting you had with the council... I'll cut to the chase.

When they heard it was how they were selling, they started getting nervous.

But once they found out Mr Big Shot Rob Morgan was buying them out, it seemed to

calm them down.

You've got quite a reputation, you know.

Well, my company is.

No, it's not just that.

Local boy, made good.

Successful business in Canada.

Coming back home with his lucky streak. Oh, you tick all the boxes, you see.

Well, the contract was pretty much a done deal, and that was thanks to Idris

Howells. Oh, don't be so modest.

Thank you.

You effectively rescued the deal.

So cheers.

Isn't this a little premature?

I mean, you haven't told me where the land is yet.

Spoilsport. I was keeping it as a surprise.

Well, I don't really like surprises, Melissa.

Okay.

It's Ponderberry Rugby Club.

You're not serious.

I know, not a popular site.

But the lease has run out and they've got no money to renew.

Time to move on. But nobody likes progress around here.

That's why I need a real business member.

But the rugby club... Problem?

If you don't think you're up to it, I'm sure I could start looking elsewhere,

but it seems a shame... No, no, no, there's no need for that.

Good.

Then we have ourselves a deal.

And you're a titan.

You're a titan.

You're a titan.

Hey, you couldn't get the street lamp fixed outside our house, could you?

Nadine, I'm not such a counsellor.

I'm a life coach.

I help people with their seemingly insurmountable problems of the heart and

soul. Well, it's a bloody big problem for me, I can tell you.

On, off, on, off, on, off.

I'm not getting a wink of sleep.

What with having the pregnancy.

Da, you're a child.

Congratulations, Carl didn't say.

He must be over the moon. Yeah, he is.

Oh, he will be, like, after I've cast.

He don't know we're trying it, the more we're gunning at every given

opportunity. And to be honest, I'm whacked out, I am.

Then perhaps you are trying too hard.

Perhaps you should attend my workshop.

Please, take a leaflet from my bags.

Change your mind, change your world.

Tomorrow afternoon, the community centre.

Only a couple of places left.

Save the club?

Thanks.

The rugby club?

Seven peas all I got, Al.

Need the rest for my cock and pie.

Well, anything you can spare, really.

Nice. Thanks.

Hey, Paul.

Seen you dive this morning down the club?

It'd be worse for Wailick and Maudlin.

Lovely, thanks.

Bloody awful, to be honest with you. All right, my love.

I get the point.

Yeah, I've seen him in all pollen. To be fair, he did look bastard, roughly.

She's been in there, you're avoiding him, she has. I'm not avoiding him.

How many coffees?

Seven.

Well, she's steering till you're a son, bastard, bastard.

I'll be back a bit later, Malta.

You know.

He's not the only one who's suffering.

Please. Trouble at mill.

I shan't let the bed sit later.

Don't tell me that's normal.

The corned beef, Presh? Two, thanks.

Hello, Presh.

Hey. Been in your halls?

Oh, I let you in to persuade me to pretend.

I think Carl gives him commission.

So,

how are things, my friend?

Absolutely shit.

I've lost my job, I'm losing my rugby club, and Mo's out of beefing again.

Well, I might have a small opportunity for you.

Something to ease the pains.

Aye.

It's not some of that Dutch weed, is it? Smoking in coffees, they do more. Bold

as bastard brass.

No, no. I've been clean now of narcotics, alcohol, nicotine and

for almost 11 years now.

Bet you would have fun, Tate.

Change your mind, change your world.

Aye, enough experts on my thing.

Not to participate, to facilitate.

I need a capable pair of hands on the music.

Someone to work the CD player for the trust exercises.

Bit busy tomorrow, like. Got a lot of things to do. I can pay you £15.

Where do you want me?

I hear the sooner you start shaving, it makes the bristles come in stronger.

I told you that. One of the old women in your class, you know.

Sorry. Might try it.

See what happens, like.

Why do you want bristles all of a sudden?

I knew it. Benny boy got a crush.

No, I haven't. Yes, he have. What's her name?

Come on, Spill. Pack it in, will you? Tell me or I'll tell Mam.

OK, OK.

It's Bethan.

Bethan, Emma's friend, Bethan, who's the same age as Emma as in 17, Bethan.

17, yeah.

Wow. What?

Nothing, no.

Go for it.

What do I say to her, like, to ask her out?

I forget if she wants a coffee or something.

Oh, that's rubbish.

What if she's not thirsty?

What, she don't like coffee?

Ben! Luke!

Tea's ready!

OK!

You know what'll happen if she says yes, don't you?

You and her.

A -ba -tree. Oh, shut up, mate.

Can't close you down.

You're on the repeat.

The whole town will be a bit on.

Well, I won't let them, Scott.

That's why I'm raising the money to pay for the lease.

Oi! Morris is! Get on your sharpie, shall I give you a tea to Big Alan?

So, how do you feel being single again?

Well, I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, sorry.

They say rejection, they make you bitter.

Was it the age difference in the end, was it?

Or sleeping with Rob Morgan?

Actually, it was me that... Can't matter.

You see, I reckon the best way to cope with being dumped is to throw your

energies into something else.

That's what I do.

Find a project, fight the pain.

That's what my self -help tape used to say.

I, uh... Who's in pain?

The selling of the Rotary Fetch.

Serious? No, no.

Go to the pub?

Taxi for die?

Davis or car?

It's for die, gosh, it is.

The biggest loser in the hool of the belly.

Leaving now for a destination, despair and despondency.

Come on, Dad.

Come on, let's carry on, bud.

Here you go. Come on, Dad.

Come on, watch your head.

Want a carrier bag, just in case?

No.

Nadine, the meal was done then.

No to it.

Sit down a minute, babes.

I've got something to tell you.

Oh, my God.

You've never asked me to sit down before.

Carl. Just tell me.

Put me out of my bloody misery, woman.

Are you going to die?

What? Don't be thick, man. Carl. No, what it is.

I haven't called this month.

Called what?

Oh, right.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry now.

Tell the truth, Fresh. I didn't know you were trying to catch.

That's because I didn't tell you.

So, uh, all that shagging, that wasn't because you were horny 24 -7.

Hang on.

I never thought you wanted babies.

You always said they'd knock you out of shape and that.

I'd have a teeth that can't work off my word, like posh bice and a cream and

that. Because I'd want to keep my pejojo tidy.

Only fair on you in the long run.

Sure, all right, they're dying.

Do you want me to come in with you?

I might be the biggest loser you ever had into a taxi, but I am capable of

opening my own front door, thank you.

Hey.

Hey, sorry.

Have a look at this, eh?

Change your mind, change your world.

I'd know all about that, I would.

We'll never know, mate.

Watch yourself out, eh?

It's more afternoon, it is.

Eh?

Eh? Eh?

I'm all right for many.

Yes, it's small, but that's the nature of the bed, Sidney.

It's fine.

I'll take it. You don't have any pads, do you?

Only the last bloke is a lizard and he went AWOL in the drainage system. I

want that happening again.

No, please.

I take it Di is not moving in with you then?

No.

Oh, and you'll know Yanto, of course.

Lives in number three.

All right.

Again. All right.

Look out, his eyes is opened.

Thank you, my friend.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Tell me this.

Who here actually likes themselves?

Interesting.

Nobody?

Except Ente Brenda.

Good. Well, that's good.

One person only.

What about the rest of us?

What is this destructive pit of self -loathing into which we have all fallen

now drowned?

So, we need a focused person.

Who should that be?

Who will that be?

Nadine?

Will you choose for me a name, please?

Die. It said die.

Stand up, please. Die.

Did the universe specify a surname, please, Batman?

The universe has chosen Daikosh.

So, how are you feeling, my friend?

A bit nervous, like.

A bit in the spotlight, like.

Hey, do you have a nice big juicy problem you'd like to share with us

Well, I don't know about big and juicy, but you've definitely got a problem.

Have a new press.

And to Brenda, I must ask you please to respect the boundaries of the room.

There's no cross -talking, please.

No pasties, Di Davis.

In your own time, Di.

Well, things haven't been going very good recently on the home front. I've

my girl, my beautiful,

wonderful wife, Paula.

When exactly did she die, Dan?

What? No, no, she's not dead, man. She's just gone off.

Come back.

It's okay, darling.

Oh, look, come back. You are safe here, and you are with friends.

Come back.

We'll be having a coffee break, do you think?

Take it those aren't for bad joke.

You didn't get these from no garage.

They're to cheer you up.

And to say sorry.

You always liked white roses, didn't you?

So, is the new business coming along?

Very good.

I've inherited, well, potentially inherited a big contract which will set

everything up nicely.

Should all be sorted in a couple of weeks.

And then you'll go back to Canada?

That's the plan.

Because, to be honest, it's freaking me out seeing you around the place every

day. I could get offended by that.

It's not a problem. Since when did you ever get offended?

Come for dinner with me.

What? I want to take you out for dinner.

You're asking me out?

Yeah. Why is that so strange?

Um, I don't know. To start with, Owen, really, about the fact that most people

in our shoes will be celebrating their silver wedding this year, only you

buggered off to Canada in 1988 and things went tits up. Or the fact that me

Sean were very happy till you come along and spoiled it. Or that you ruined my

son's dreams of a new life in Canada. I'm just so determined to live in the

past. Come on, Stella. I'm trying to make things right between us. For what

exactly? Well, you're going to move back to Ponterbury, are you? Give up your

flash Vancouver lifestyle and start working on the beach... You're

know that, and that's a bit deranged. Do you know, I think Sean was right.

You just see me as some little challenge, don't you, Rob? Like one of

Sudokus or a cryptic crossword. Well, maybe you're used to just clicking your

fingers and getting what you want, good boy, but not where I'm concerned,

because you already fucked my life up twice, once when you left me and once

you came back.

You're not doing it a third time, so sorry, but I won't be going on a date

you, all right?

The universe has chosen you to lead us through this.

I want you to take your time, my friend.

Look around the room, please.

And to choose a person who reminds you of your Ingrid.

I'll go for Di, please. Di Davis.

She is, but... And someone to represent your wife also.

Um... Jagadish, please.

Thank you very much.

Thanks.

Impudence. If you could lie on the floor there, please, sir. Just flop down

there.

Jack, my friend, you are Paula on a pedestal. I want you to stand over

please.

To win Paula back, you must first forgive your impudence and then get

over to Paula.

Are we ready to do this?

Music, Alan, please.

You said all that to Rob. You were off your head.

Now he'll just think you're keen.

Don't be ridiculous. I told him it'd get all. Yeah, exactly.

You got all worked up.

Absolute giveaway.

Should have acted nonchalant. In fact, you should have said yes.

Oh, God, you talk bollocks sometimes.

I don't want to go for dinner with Rob Morgan, OK?

Are you trying to kid?

A couple of months ago, you were shagging him in the Belmont.

Yeah, well, I was, you know... Ooh, a little trip down memory lane.

Something like that.

You and Rob that night, was it, like, did it feel the same?

What are you on about?

You know, like, doing it with him.

Was it the same as when you were 16? Was it the same size and everything?

Oh, my God, you are utterly disgusting.

I'm just curious, that's all.

Memory lane's a bastard.

Mary Lane's a cuddly fuck where you're concerned, good girl.

With my heart truly, I embrace thee. I love thee, I love thee, I love thee.

Shall we, men?

I embrace you fully.

Now, pick him up.

Can you carry him down?

No.

Okay, that's okay. So let your impotence support you and take you to Paul.

Stay behind in this, I guess.

I love

you both.

I embrace you both. I shall be there for both of you.

Thank you, my dear.

My only true love.

That's all right.

We're not wrong.

Well,

why is this so complicated, Paul? Why can't everyone be like you and my

I mean, I know you've had your ups and downs recently, but you're all right

aren't you?

And thank God, I say, because I hated the thought of you two drifting apart.

I was so happy when you said everything was all right again and you was going

home to die.

Oh, that came out wrong.

But not just because I know how much he loves you,

Paula and I, aren't you? You're meant to be together.

Everyone else's lives can fall apart, that's fine, but not you.

What you've got is really special.

Stella, I've got something to tell you.

What?

I did something today that will probably upset you.

Paula?

Building up for a while, and I think... Paula, what have you done?

I... I tried on a dead woman's shoes.

So?

Oh, God, are you going to tell me something dreadful, then?

Come on.

Prepare for a miracle, my friend.

Return home where your wife will be waiting for you.

If it is meant to be. I must cover myself. I don't want you to sue me for

of promise. Okay?

This will be forever etched in my heart.

We'll go any further with what we just did then.

You're so different.

Like a new man.

Ashman said you'd be here. Oh, my God, Paul.

I don't want to be a second away from you again.

Don't move.

I know he was keeping this for something special, but I think this is pretty

special, don't it? Di, I'm calm, babes. Because it was a blip in the universe.

That's all it was. Di, I've got something to tell you.

Paula, what's going on?

I need some time on my own.

A little break from you.

Is this a wind -up or is it butterfly?

It's butterfly.

It's very much a butterfly.

Sorry.

Am I in some kind of dream here? Are you telling me you left... my brother.

I knew I should have kept running. I said, have you got the grip? Yes, Bobby.

Stella, be nice tonight, will you?

Open your communication canals.

What has been so different of late in the bedroom department's door

Well, for a start, I slept with someone else.