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"At Eidsvold, in 1814,

the foundation for the privileges we now take for granted in modern Norway

was laid.

Our capabilities, our rights,

our nation's independence Norway's honor,

and our individuality was carved out of bold, forward-looking men.

If these gentlemen had traveled in time,

to be here today, and looked out at this great assembly,

they would have seen the waving flags,

kids excited faces,

they'd be overwhelmed and bursting...

with parental pride."

Holy shit!

I'll count to three, here they come.

- Do you want all the bananas we have? - Of course, it's July

Hi, here are the neighbors! Hello, Svendsen! Happy Holidays!

- Merry Christmas. - Is it lamb ribs or cod this year?

- We having ribs, a pig-feast!

Wow, you look hungry, girls. Do you want a banana?

- Do you want one? - No thanks,

Merry Christmas, then!

White Christmas!

- What's that? It's bananas.

- From Ecuador, - Ecuador? Is it a republic?

This year we will have no Jesus nonsense like last year,

This year we celebrate with bananas!

What a charming tree!

Hi, Ivan! Hi, boys.

Hello, my boy.

- How is it in London? - It's raining.

- Are you here for a few days? - I'm going to Mom's for the first day.

Then you get Christmas Eve with us.

- Try to look like a normal family. - OK. Like this?

Did you take all of them?

- No! What are you doing? - What is it?

The bananas should not be in the oven! Set it up again!

You've ruined the bird, you maniac! Everything is going to taste of banana!

Go away, do something else,

Good to see you, Come on!

So the family are living the happy suburban dream?

- As a father himself has drawn. - More cost-effective housing.

- Everyone can afford a home in Rykkinn. - Not everyone can afford a house.

Everything is great here. Lots of kids here, they enjoy school.

Remember that teachers unconsciously argue for capitalism

I'll show you something, John.

The Evensen blocks were the first to be built.

This is not cheap,

They think they are kings,

Down with the patriarchy!

You will not escape: the Ba-:rum is a dark blue Conservative bastion.

- Rykkinn is different,

- You've started a red local association?

Let's be independent of the adults! We are fighting for independence!

Down with the patriarchy! Down with the patriarchy!

- Great! - Down with the patriarchy!

Now, remember what Nietzsche said, about the Christian God:

"In him are all harmful, denying",

"all the hostility against life brought to a creepy union."

Christ says that people are small, sinful,

that we must be saved from ourselves. But, dear guests, we are apes.

We are apes. We have nothing to be ashamed of.

The monkeys were in fact divine, Therefore it is that we eat bananas.

So on this day when Christ gave us salvation, -

We can be ourselves, enjoy life, be apes and eat food.

Enjoing life, monkey?

- Yes, in the jungle. - A bunch of bananas!

- Merry Christmas! - Yellow Christmas!

Are there more bananas?

If someone sends the bowls back we will refill them.

"So comrades, come rally,"

"And the last fight let us face"

"The Internationale"

"unites the human race."

"So comrades, come rally..."

Nicholas? Where are you?

Give a little beep.

Hey, guys!

- Do you want to see a great fuck? - Nicholas? Close the door,

- Now let the boys see, then. - Magnus, they are too small.

Is that our house?

This is our house, my young master.

"Young man"?

- What are you? The old gentleman? - No.

I'm not a gentleman. It is you, so.

- Am I the master? - I am the servant, me.

I can call you "my young gentleman".

- When can I call you "old" servant, - And what about the master?

A cola.

Cola? Capitalism's black blood?

I got a thousand dollars for my birthday.

Oh, Bloody hell!

Adults are easily fooled, that is.

- Why do you bother to trick them, 'a? - Because they deserve it.

Howdy, girls.

Get to know your hair, 'a

Want to join us in the shelter?

- Can I feel your tits a little? - Sorry, we are not gay.

Come back, cowards! I'm not finished with you!

Look.

- Do you want it? - Yes.

Looking forward to hearing it'?

Lust for life! Lust for life!

Dad!

Ah!

Come on! Ah!

No.

Drink this.

Close your eyes,

I think I gotta go now,

See you tomorrow,

- Anton is a real punk, - What's the difference?

- In what? - Between a real and a fake.

A real punk is someone who doesn't give a damn.

Gives a damn what?

- In everything, brother. - In everything?

Clearly, In schools, parents, -

- Teachers and society,

There it is.

Hi, boys. Hi, Anton's at home?

Just go down and knock,

Sit down

- Do you know who the Pistols are? - Play it.

No, you are only little kids.

It's about the English queen.

She's not human.

What is she?

A historic monster, A fucking fascist,

- Yeah, so what? - She has killed the future.

Fortunately. It's over.

Everything is over.

No future for you!

No future! No future!

Although we sometimes do dark things, -

It doesn't mean we are bad people.

Yes, hello?

There is nothing they can do,

Mum...

Dear, dear guests. Merry Christmas!

I would just like to say a few words about being a family.

For a Copenhagen girl like me and a Norwegian maniac,

to live together and live happily together,

We need, especially at Christmas, a unique ability to compromise.

I get to eat my favorite childhood dish: turkey.

And Magnus is allowed to cultivate his latest passion: bananas,

What nonsense. It is you who are my great passion.

Now it's time for me to tum off the ventilator.

So you can say goodbye, everyone,

And then...

she will stop breathing in a matter of minutes.

She will not feel any pain.

Doesn't Kevin Keegan play for Liverpool?

- Not any more. - Who does he play for now, then?

For a team called Hamburger Sport-Verein.

Isn't that in Germany?

Yes.

I have made some porridge for you.

Just put it there.

May I have a little drink?

Dad?

Magnus! Dad!

You dropped your boot.

What should I do?

I can't even keep hold of my boots, Nikola].

- Here it is. - Thank you,

Now it's just the two of us, Now we have to ready ourselves,

- What do you mean? - The two of us.

- What about Peter? - No.

No, now it's just two of us.

In the same boat,

Same boat...

We're going to do it.

I do not understand it. His temperature is 34 degrees.

And you feel... cold?

Yes, you can call me if he does not warm up in a couple of days,

- I'm going in. - Bye.

- Hi. - Hello,

My mother was hit down the road there.

- Yes, it was not long ago. - Was she okay?

No.

Was she injured?

Yes, she is dead.

Ten days ago?

Yes.

I must go

I found a strand of her hair today.

In the bed when I woke up this morning.

It's as if she's here somewhere.

I can feel her.

- That's absolutely terrible. - A hole in the ice fields -

Probably in a stolen car.

- Hi, Aunt Vera! - Hi, Peter.

There is so much crime among the young.

They steal cars, use drugs, drive without a license,

I don't know what they are thinking!

Magnus and I have talked,

We wondered whether Peter would stay with us for a while.

Just a little while, until all this is over.

- Should I come and stay with you? - Only if you want to.

Your father has a chance to recover. Uncle Theo can drive you to school.

Would you do it?

I don't know, maybe,

- Is that okay with you? - Maybe it's best.

-"Whore". -"Prostitute"

"Women who sell sexual services as a profession" -

-"mainly to men." - I love the old words,

"A person whose sinful life leads to universal condemnation."

Then I'll be a prostitute When I grow up!

- What is he doing? - Drawing.

- Is that a new house? - Yes, it's a glass house.

One can see in anywhere,

Such a house was never built before, guys, this is the first,

- Are you going out? - Yes.

Dinner at five o'clock. Mutton stew.

- My favourite meal. - Then you eat here, Tor.

- I listened to this record. - Which record?

Where did you get that from?

What does he sing about, Johnny Rotten?

Different things.

- He doesn't like much. - He's an anarchist.

I think it seems like he is against everything,

He doesn't like the queen, fair enough. But not the fans either.

And not communists, politicians, the unemployed, hobby painters,

Hippies, jazz musicians,

So what does he really stand for?

- Why would he destroy everything? - Everything rotten should be tom down.

- What is it that is so rotten, then? - Almost everything.

Abba, Nitimen, the evening news, school, teachers,

gym teachers and Thorbjom Egner,

- But what's wrong with Thorbjom Egner? - The Cardamom Act.

- What's wrong with it? - It's a big, fat lie.

"You must not harass, but be nice and kind", -

-"Otherwise you can do what you want,"

- Isn't that a form of anarchism? - For the rest, perhaps,

The country is full of nice fantasies, Magnus. The world is not good!

Oh no?

- You are quite famous, right? - Well, I guess so.

I'm not trying to impress others.

I don't know that yet.

We will be called "Dirt" We will not play well. We will play like shit!

Shut up!

Punk is not supposed to sound good. We will not play well.

We will play so loud that poor people

will believe that Satan flies out of their ares!

- Why don't we just call it "Shit"? - It's a crap name,

"Dirt", then? What is it?

Do you know what punk is all about?

The word comes from Shakespeare's "Merry Wives of Windsor",

There is a person called Gun that uses the word "punk".

Shakespeare?

So, there is not a 100 people who know what punk means.

Those who have a clue, know that it means "junk" or "rabble."

You will have new names, too.

Tor Idiot.

Dastardly Niko.

And Viggo Ussel.

- And you, Anton? - I shall be called...

- Anton's Death. - What?

- Anton's Death. - Can that be a name?

It's the best name

OK, play it through once. One, two, three.,.

Yes? Hello, Nancy.

Where will you end up, then, Gunnar, if you never try anything new?

If you only reproduce the anti-human,

your lines will be unimaginative?

So you think that the whole Norwegian society should be like you

and never deviate from your norm? Do you understand how monstrous that is?

Yes, but think of money for a fucking second!

We must sell the car.

Why are you doing this?

We've got to sell it. Dad has stopped work. We need money.

And they would feel overwhelmed and bursting...

Oh my God!

Take the door!

I don't need to explain how angry we all are.

Teachers.

Parents,

17-May-committee. Parents' Committee,

What happened on the National Day

is something that everyone wants to forget very soon, but...

Before we do, we need to identify and clean out the bad attitudes

which led to this behavior.

Shame on you!

Do you hear me, punks?! Shame on you!

What happened here on Independence Day, is unacceptable!

It is the lowest and crudest form of communication. Throw a bottle at

a man holding a speech? No.

I have no words.

Anyone who does so should prepare for the most serious consequences!

- And this also applies to our fathers? - Excuse me?

Feel free to denigrate these children's rebellious attitudes,

"They went too far," etc.

Honestly. This here is a cloth case.

What clearly must be the most important theme here today

is the serious assault which they were forced to by the mob of fathers

who knocked them senseless, punched and kicked them!

See what they have done to him!

It came to my attention that the school caretakers also participated in the mob,

If you can verify that, the principal should know that he'll be punished.

The relationship will naturally be prosecuted as soon as possible.

The head teacher should consider himself lucky, if after this

he can work at any school!

And all this violence, destructive behavior,

because of a tiny scratch on the forehead of a grown man? What?!

A beer bottle on the head is a small price to pay

for the healthy, rebellious attitude of these children.

I say hurray! You should too.

That should be your mission, to teach students to rebel!

If a generation does not protest, the world will stagnate!

But this probably will not happen.

Let's get away from this man.

First, I just heard that infernal noise.

But it is a wonderful musical expression. Such energy!

It reminds me of the Dadaist rebellion against the Bourgeois in 1919,

Tristan Tzar and the wild bunch. They wanted to break everything down.

Anarchists like Johnny Ratten.

- Rotten. Actually his name is Lydon. - What? Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, come on.

What do you think?

Now it's summer vacation. It's been registered for two.

- Where will the second seat be, then? - Here.

Get your toolbox,

This year, Nikola], this year you and I will have the world's best summer!

Doesn't it go, Niko?

"You old woman, you are overactive, you rock the High North..."

- Ai, ai! - Oh, old friend!

- Good to see you. - Likewise.

Yes, you get to see Nikolai, the middle one.

Arne Dahlgren.

I am familiar with this wild one from school.

You should have seen how the girls lay down for him.

Yes, get undressed over there, I'll show you around.

- Shit! - Don't be so cowardly now, Nicholas.

Don't you want to join in and see the cabinet Dahlgren has built?

Dahlgren has built a cabinet to..

- Yes, it's completely innocent, - Oh, yes,

Nicholas, I'll go and talk to them for a bit.

We have things inside us, Nikola].

There are forces there.

We live in a world hostile to the body, Nikola].

Nudity and sexuality are shameful,

I am experimenting to free the body.

I have made my own version of Wilhelm Reich's Orgone cabinet.

Twenty minutes in the cabinet will make you relax.

Just sit still, Nikolai. Then you will feel a slight vibration in the body.

It is your life energy awakening,

All the energy that radiates from your body, all by itself.

It will be gathered up and thrown back!

Then you will feel that it ?ows more healthily..

Hello! Let me out!

Why are you wearing pants?

Why are you naked?

We are at a nudist camp.

Hippies think they are so damn honest.

What about punks? Don't you think you are honest?

Do you think I'm cute?

Is that so difficult to answer?

I don't know.

You who are so honest, should be able to answer it,

It is not easy to be honest when you do not know what you mean.

Who the hell are you?

Only a small boy in swimming trunks.

Nicholas! Come on! You must wake up. We're going swimming. It's delicious!

Come on, Nicholas!

Hello! It's the police, Nikolai!

Yes, good afternoon. The police are out in the nice weather?

Yes, do you have a vehicle registration certificate?

It should be in order.

Did you build this yourself?

Yes, I did.

I spent a number of hours in the garage at home making it.

This keeps it stable when we are driving,

Listen here.

If you go home and put your pants on you can go for a drive.

Push on! Push on!

Hold on!

Oddvar Nordli rules the country! Oddvar Nordli flies on the water!

No punk like him, Oddvar Nordli's our man!

Oddvar Nordli! Oddvar Nordli!

What the hell?

If there's a gig, you must stop being so fucking far away, Niko.

Do you have anything on you, Viggo?

Relax. It's slimming powder,

Us punks have to stay thin and awake,

Come on, we drive on!

It has taken me a long time to figure this out.

- The hidden plan. - What secret plan?

See here. See how Rykkinn is built?

As a funnel from which all movement points towards the Kl Centre.

This place was not built to house people,

- Or to found a safe community. - Why was it built, then?

To suck the dollars and cents out of residents here at the Al center.

This is suburbia's hidden meaning, Rykkinn's real heart,

All this was built to create consumers of the municipality,

- And then? ..so?..

Don't you realize that it was swindle? Ba-:rum is a cannibal!

You will be eaten!

Every day you will be eaten alive!

Don't you know? You will be eaten! Eaten!

Hush, hush.

Is everything okay with you?

Yes, it worries me a little he is so seldom at school,

Yes, he is good in many subjects, but when he is so absent,..

He has not been in a bad crowd? You know, down at the Kl Centre?

No, I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

I had written to the principal long ago.

I've decided to take Nikolai out of school for a while,

Teach him at home.

Yes, he is studying music now.

He sat and practiced late into the night yesterday.

The music is the basis for teaching program, which includes

architecture, literature, philosophy.

Dear pig, show that you are smart!

Gogen, Goggen, Goggen, Goggen!

Gogen", Goggen, Goggen!

I talked with him at the Golden Arrow. He heard the tape we sent, and,..

We got a gig at the Arrow!

You were good, guys! Bravo!

Hey. Do you have any speed?

I have 250

- Now you can go. - Good luck.

Viggo?

- Viggo! - Damn, what's this!

- What's wrong with him? - Just the flu.

It's something that goes.

Damn, Viggo! This is the last song!

Now you can go.

- I can play well, if that.,. - You little punk!

Being punk isn't about how old you are, it's all about..

Yeah, what? - To dare to be shit.

- But he can not even play! - I have played.

In music school.

It will be alright.

Revered by the punks. Loved by the pig!

Show that you are smart! Goggen, Goggen, Goggen, Goggen!

Holy shit!

Damn!

Hell! Punks are not fucking assholes!

Where the hell was your father? Magnus!

Magnus?

- Has anyone told you that, Niko? - What?

- You have cat eyes. - What are you talking about?

People think cats are lazy animals, lazy zombies to be petted.

But the cat is a killing machine.

After being an indoor cat for eight years, its nature awakens.

Straight out to torture and murder, Nature is not sweet...

- What are you talking about? - Is that something you would say?

I quit the band, Yes, you heard me!

We have never been so shit as we were today!

We were musical.

Cowardly little Niko, eh?

Had my father been on stage, I'd fucking die of shame!

What the hell are you doing?!

I quit the band,

We have received a letter from the police.

"The case about your wife's death has been dropped."

Do you want cake?

I went out and bought it as soon as I got this letter.

It may seem a bit strange, but I thought, "This is a turning point,"

Now, life can go on. We must lift our heads again now.

Lone would have wanted it. There is plenty of life left for us to celebrate,

See here.

With strawberry cream, just like your mom liked.

Will you tell me something?

What do you want me to say?

I don't know.

Can't you confide in me a little?

Help me a little, Nikolai.

I can not reach you.

It takes two to confide.

Mom would have liked this.

You need to eat more. Eat a little more of Mom.

Take a real bite out of Mom.

Address?

Does your father know you're out so late?

Answer me, damn it!

Head injuries are very serious.

There is nothing more we can do.

You can do something, right?

I understand that this is not easy to understand.

There is nothing we can do.

- Nothing? - We just have to wait and see,

Look at it. Look at all of it.

It's fucking bollocks, but I love it! It's hilarious.

This is the world, and it is made of tiny little pieces of excrement.

Excrement?

Crap

Chaos is crap.

Personality is crap, everything is crap, but once you understand it,

you'll find in life that anything is possible.

Ah yes, freedom is shit. Shit is freedom.

Once you understand this, anything is possible.

You must all put on your hats, boys,

Peter, please wait. Look here. We need to bring everything.

Come on, boys.

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays!

- Merry Christmas, my boy, - Watch your neck, now!

Holy shit, I'm so glad to see all my boys again!

Gingerbread? Gingerbread for all, hm?

Come then, Tor, Tor has a gift,

Just a little thing.

Thank you, brother.

Do you know that Anton is dead? Your friend?

- Anton? - Yes.

They found him at home two weeks ago.

He drowned in his own vomit, Niko.

Forgive me, boys.

I have not been myself.

I've been so confused, I have...

I have been completely lost in all this,

So fucking confused.

Peter, we soaked Tor!

Now we go, boys. So long, my boy!

Bye