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Come in.

Connor, can I talk to you for a second?

Sure. What's up, Mom?

Can I sit down?

Yeah. Thank you.

So, I wanted to talk to you about something that, so it's kind of deep and

personal, you know.

Okay.

So, you're a little strong.

Me and your father have been wanting to have a baby. I really would like to, you

know, have another one before it's too late.

All right.

The issue is, it's not me.

We went into the doctor to see what was going on, why I wasn't getting pregnant,

and it turns out he has a low sperm count.

Damn.

Yeah, so, you know, things change over time, and that's the situation right

I really wanted a little brother.

Yeah.

Well, it's possible that we could still make something like that happen.

Just hear me out here, okay?

Okay.

Oh, God. So, I was thinking, since you and your father have the same genes...

Like the Black Levis?

No, no, no, no.

No, bless your heart.

No.

I'm talking about, like, DNA genes.

Oh, oh. So, I'm saying, if you would be willing to be a sperm donor for us...

Um, then maybe, you know, I could make sure that we still get that little

brother or sister for you.

So what, we'd have to, like, go down to, like, a clinic and have to, I guess,

um, like, come in a cup and... That's not gonna work, baby.

Okay. It's really expensive, takes a lot of time.

I was thinking we could just do it the old -fashioned way.

The old -fashioned way?

You know like have sex and you come inside of me and get me pregnant Your

wouldn't have to know and it could be a really great surprise for him, you know

And you know and when guys hear their sperm count is down it kind of like

destroys their their self -esteem or whatever So it'll be a huge boost for

It's like probably the best gift you could ever give us

I knew you would understand.

So you're going to give me a baby. Your father's only going to be home in about

two hours, so we don't have a whole lot of time.

You're going to do it now?

That's as good a time as ever.

Okay. I know you've been looking at me in certain kind of ways anyways, and I'm

a bit younger than your father.

Oh, yeah. Between both your ages.

Trying not to make it obvious Well, you know grown women like

me we definitely understand

Maybe I can even secretly

Anything like your father I know you're packing

I knew it.

My dad has a big one?

Yeah, he has a big one. How do you think I married him?

and all the feels in your pockets.

Aw.

You don't come in my mouth, Connor. I need those baby makers inside of my

Can I ask you something, Scott Brown?

Would it be okay if I licked your cum before we do this?

I love that.

I'm so

happy you asked.

Oh yes.

Why is such a good son?

Bye -bye.

a good boy.

Oh my God.

You have so much calm. I'm sure this is going to make us a baby.