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Hey everybody, it's midnight and you're listening to Karlie Montana's Finding the L in Love.

Tonight, what do I want to start with?

Hmm.

Ooh, let's talk about milfs.

I remember my first time with a milf.

Mmm, it was so good.

You won't believe how it happened.

I was looking in a newspaper and I saw a bed for sale.

So I figured, why not?

It was a good price.

So I gave her a call and she sounded really sweet.

And I showed up on her doorstep and she was gorgeous.

It just so happened that she was home alone that evening.

And I didn't have any plans, so when I came in to check out the bed frame, she had already

been drinking a glass of wine and offered me some.

So, you know, I took her up on the offer and, well, one thing led to another.

And she loved me down so good.

That was the first time I actually humped someone's thigh.

I never thought I'd be into that, but it was really hot.

Mmm, her name was Zoe.

We dated for a little while, but, you know, nothing like the first time.

Hi, I'm calling about your ad in the Classifieds about a bed frame for sale.

Is it still available?

Really?

Awesome.

Do you have time right now?

Because I'm really close, actually.

Perfect.

Okay, my name's Karlie.

What's your name?

Zoe. Okay, well, then I will see you soon.

Thank you.

All right, bye.

Wow, she's really nice.

Cool.

All right.

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Hi.

Hi.

You're Karlie?

Yeah, Zoe, right?

Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you, too.

So you're interested in the bed?

I am.

It was a really good deal, so I would love to check it out.

Sure.

Go ahead.

Come on in.

Thank you.

So, this is it.

Oh, this is so nice.

Yeah.

I like it.

Oops.

Just hanging around reading.

Why do you want to get rid of the bed?

This is a beautiful frame.

Um, well, to be honest, I just went through a breakup recently with my girlfriend.

Oh, I'm sorry.

So, yeah, too many memories.

Um, I know what you mean.

Yeah.

Me and my ex broke up.

I think it's been like six months now, so.

Yeah.

It gets lonely.

So you're searching for a new bed?

I'm ready to get rid of this one and get myself a new one.

So, that's it, though.

Do you like it okay?

Yeah, I think it's great.

I love that it's wood and everything.

It's really weird, like, not having, you know, someone to share your bed, don't you think?

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Mine's like a king size, so.

It's very empty.

I keep rolling over looking for somebody and there's nobody here.

Yeah, I know.

I've been kind of lonely.

I was actually, like, having a glass of wine and just sitting and reading.

Yeah.

By myself on a Friday night.

That's not good.

I was going to do the same thing, actually, when I get home. You were?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, you know, I was just really doing nothing.

You saw my big book.

That was me.

So, I can get you a glass of wine if you want to stay.

Alright, yeah.

I know we just met, but...

.

Sure. No, I'd love to.

I mean, I don't have nothing to do. Okay.

Alright, well, hang on.

Alright, I'll be right back.

Okay.

Let me get you a glass of wine.

Cool. Thank you.

Alright.

I should take my shoes off.

Okay.

I guess I'm staying a while.

This is a really nice bed.

Wow.

So, are you just falling in love with it?

Yeah, I was checking out the frame.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Well, here's to, like, maybe.

New friends?

Cheers. Unexpectedly?

Yep.

Two single ladies spending a Friday night together, drinking some wine.

So, you have a queen bed.

This is just a queen.

You have a king.

I have a king.

Yeah, so.

This is a lot better.

Downsized.

Yeah, a king is too much.

When you live by yourself, it's just too much space.

I can't.

It's so lonely.

It gets so cold.

So, was your girlfriend older than you?

Um, no.

We, uh, went to college together, and she left and went to a different college.

So, I'm kind of by myself now.

She just moved away.

Hmm.

That was it, yeah.

But, you know, it happens. Yeah.

It doesn't last forever.

No, it doesn't. Yeah.

The thing I miss the most of being in a relationship, I think, is just, like, the touch, you know?

There's always somebody next to you to just reach over and touch. Mm-hmm.

To cuddle. Yeah.

No, I feel that way. I agree.

I miss making out and all the sweet stuff.

Have you, um, have you ever been with an older woman?

Um, no.

Usually, I mean, most of my girlfriends I met in class or, well, usually in class or at, like, a

party.

Never any, you know.

They're all silly.

Yeah.

Have you ever, um, I don't know.

I feel kind of, I'm, like, really lonely.

No, I totally understand.

I'm in the same place.

Yeah?

Yeah, I am.

I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to be, like, the creep that, like, you go over to

buy her bed and she's, like, you know.

Hey, I'm sick.

I already took my shoes off.

Well, I'm getting comfortable, aren't I?

I feel a little embarrassed, but I'm just, um, I don't know.

I don't know.

People go to, like, Tube Size or whatever all the time to hook up, you know, on the web.

It's like.

That's true.

I just, I don't know.

I thought you were really cute when you came to the door, and it's been a long time since.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay, that's good.

I felt awkward, so I'm, like, am I getting too comfortable in her bed?

Is she going to think I'm weird?

I know.

I mean, people hook up at random events and things, occurrences all the time, don't they?

Yeah, they do.

So, I mean, what would be so different about, like, you going to buy a bed from someone?

Chemistry's chemistry.

If there's, you know, a little thing there, just for it.

Who cares how you meet?

I still don't feel like the old woman creep that's, like.

You're not an old woman creep.

My girlfriend was, like, more, you know, closer to my age, but I don't know.

That's why I was curious if you've ever been with someone older.

I don't know.

I mean, I'm open.

It just hasn't been around.

It never really, you know, came up.

Mm-mm.

Would you mind if I kissed you?

No, I don't think I'd like that.

Actually, I'm, like, blushing as I ask you.

I know, me too.

You see me cheesing?

Here.

I'm going to put this down.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It's nice to touch somebody again.

I know.

It's been a while.

I know.

You, like, hunting for a lot of beds all day today in that comfortable little outfit?

Actually, um, yeah.

I mean, you know, going to the class today.

I'm happy I called you, though.

Have you met any other lesbians?

In your little bed hunting?

No, no.

The universe.

Yeah.

You believe in that?

Well, obviously, when you're here.

You believe when two people are brought together for a reason?

Yeah.

Yeah?

It's wonderful.

I know.

I know, I know.

I'd really

like to make love to you.

Me, too.

Keep going.

Oh, that's it, that's it.

I'm gonna do it.

You're gonna do it.

I can't even see the floor.

Grind

it.

Grind it, grind it, grind it hard.

Grind it fucking quick.

Grind it hard.

Make yourself good.

Yeah.

Make yourself good.

Make yourself fucking good.

Grind it fucking hard.

Make yourself good.

Come on, grind it hard.

Grind it hard, make it all wet.

Make it wet.

Make it, make it...

Stick

your

fingers

in.

Yeah.

Yeah,

yeah,

where's

that

second?

Oh God,

yes, yes,

like

that

yes

don't

stop.

ah, yes,

Okay, is

that

good?

Yeah,

yeah,

fuck, I

think it

still

works,

it's been

a long

time.

Hmm Well, I'm actually gonna have to come back cuz I came in my Honda

[both giggle]