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I can't believe your dad is taking him away from me.

Here. All because he thinks you're soft.

You said you would make me a virgin forever, Mom.

Nonsense. I mean, look at you.

You're strong.

You're well -endowed.

I couldn't be more proud of my son.

Could you help me put my shirt on too?

Of course, baby.

Thank you.

Here you go.

Freshly ironed.

Okay.

Roll.

It's got so big.

Boom. There we go.

Do you really have to do all this? I know, sweetie.

I mean, do I wear this every day?

Look how handsome you look, though.

I'm going to miss you so much.

I hope so. I'll miss you, too.

It'll be a while.

I know, sweetie. You just have to make your dad happy.

Fortunately.

I'll go like that.

You think so?

Yeah, I promise.

I hope so.

Just gotta go and do what he says and he'll come back again.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Okay.

Yep. Yep.

There you go.

Okay.

Other leg.

Okay.

Tuck that in there.

Tuck your shirt.

There we go.

Okay.

Oh.

Here's the zipper.

Oh.

Oh.

Good. Let me fix your collar, babe.

God, but it's hot first.

Oh.

See, look at you.

That's what Dad's done.

You're right.

Okay.

Let me just get this.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

There you go.

Cool. You're ready.

Look at you.

Oh, can't forget the jacket.

You're right.

Always forgetting something, huh?

Well, that's it.

Okay, look at you.

Have you peed?

Have you peed yet?

Oh, I can go do that. Yeah, you should probably go do that somewhere.

Okay. Okay.

Here, I'll take you to the bathroom.

Did you pack your underwear?

Yeah. Your action figures?

Yeah.

Did you pack your toothbrush?

You did that.

Oh, right.

Mom, do I have to go?

Honey, you know your dad.

He feels like you need to man up or you'll die a virgin.

He feels like we're too close, baby.

And I...

I don't want you to go either, baby.

Mom, I'm going to miss you.

Baby.

Gosh, I don't know what I'm going to do. I can't lose my stepson.

I've got to do something.

Hey, we all ready?

It's ready.

Let her be, I guess.

Let's do this.

Why don't we go get some sex?

For the road?

Yeah. Okay. Can you guys get the fruit sauce?

We'll make sure we pack them, sweetie.

We'll do the little sandwiches the way you like.

Peanut butter and jelly, right? And no crust, right? No crust. No crust. Thank

you. Okay, babe.

Thanks, Mom.

This boarding school is tough.

We're just coming up here.

I don't even know how to talk to girls.

It's crazy, dude.

Yeah, my friend went last year and told me some crazy stories.

I don't know if I'm ready for it.

No, dude. Do I wear this every day?

So nervous.

It's just cringy every time I think about it. It's very nice, though.

I like the suit.

This is what freaking girls like, dude. Come on.

Yeah, you're right.

What are we going to do?

I cannot believe their fathers are making us do this.

I know. What are we going to do?

I mean, planning to wait for an entire year?

I don't think. I know you love your son as much as I love mine.

I have an idea.

If the issue is that they're a virgin, what if we...

What?

Take their virginity. Are you insane, Desiree?

Think about it.

If the issue is that they're going to die virgin, we can show them. We can

them some facts. Futter us in some game.

No way. Are you fucking your own son?

No. I'll do yours and you do my baby.

And how exactly are we going to prove it?

We can take pictures.

We don't have to show our faces, right?

Right.

All they need to see is their dicks and their pussies.

You're right.

It works. And then we don't have to lose our friends.

We can do this.

It's going to be a long drive.

Dwayne, we need to talk to you about something.

So, we think we've found a way for you not to go to boarding school.

Yes, mom.

That's awesome.

Well, what is it?

Well, your dad thinks you need to man up or else you're going to die a virgin.

We take your virginity.

What? You want me to fuck you, mom?

No, no.

You'll fuck me up.

Oh, you're not fucking my mom.

Dylan, Dylan.

It's okay.

You're going to be fucking dead already, so it's all good.

Look, we have to do this or I'll keep the booth tonight forever.

Can we just hire someone?

and skank take your virginity? No way.

Can I just do my own mom, please?

Yeah, mom, you're like my best friend.

It should be you.

It has to be this way.

Please.

Do I like this?

Well, we don't even know how to talk to girls or even like kiss one.

How are we supposed to know what to do? I've never even kissed a girl.

Why don't we teach you? Yeah.

Yeah. I'll teach you.

Now watch.

Do what I do. Okay. Okay.

Copy that.

Mm -hmm.

See, that was good.

Okay. Dude, your mom's really good at kissing.

Keep going.

Like that? No, keep doing what you're doing.

Just do it for a little longer, okay?

Okay, you gotta focus on the

curl.

Kind of open it.

Okay, and then you can take this. Okay.

So it's out. Yeah, just keep pressing.

Yeah.

Uh -huh. You can take the shirt. What do you want to do?

Take charge.

Okay. Unbutton the button.

Unbutton the shirt. Yeah.

There you go.

Okay.

Okay.

Soft.

You're going to touch them.

Keep going.

Don't touch my first pair of tits.

I think I'm making her feel good.

Yeah.

You're doing such a good job.

You guys are learning so fast, they are.

Mom,

can I get a picture like that too?

Yes, of course.

Oh my God. Thank you, Mrs. James.

There you go.

That's really good, isn't it?

Your mom looks like she's done this a couple times.

There's no way.

This is the part you just step back.

Wow.

You never thought you'd saw your mom sucking hot chicken, Dylan.

No.

I think after today, you guys are going to be real mad.

I think so.

Yeah, take a picture.

You guys

need

to document the whole thing for your dad.

Okay. Yes. I want your head right here and your feet up here. We're going to

show you something special.

Like this?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Turn around.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Okay.

Yeah.

Get over here. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

We just want to take care of you.

You guys are about to be real men.

Lay back like the little babies you are.

My mom is going to town.

Look at that.

You like that, man?

Yeah. Yeah, does your mouth feel good on your paw?

How does that feel, baby?

Oh, my God.

I've been on it a lot.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

You want to take your birth puppy?

Stay there.

What's going on?

Whoa.

This is such a great idea.

Mom, I want to taste your vagina, too.

Wait, I want to taste mine, too.

oh oh

Yeah. Yeah, he does. He's been breastfeeding.

You had ice cream, huh?

I thought that was so interesting.

Yeah, ice cream cone.

Ellen, does she taste like your favorite fruit snack?

I'm surprised to see that.

Yeah? Oh, it's your new snack.

Yeah.

You come over and feed her every night.

That's right.

I can hear it.

Hold her. Make her take it.

Yeah,

he's not a very little boy.

No.

Why?

I'm so proud of you, Dylan.

I'm so proud of you. You're a real man now.

We're going to learn to fuck you like your daddy.

Same position, just a different version, okay?

Yeah.

Are you watching, Mommy?

Yeah, she's going to do that just on your dick.

Okay?

Yes. Yes.

Good,

honey. You're not making a cockle in her.

Uh -huh.

Just like that.

I like that.

Now we're going to

go here.

I'm going to get pictures to show your dad.

Oh, you got distracted.

Oh, that happens.

Grab your phone, yes.

Get your phone, baby.

Good boy.

Get it back in there.

Here, baby,

get some for your dad.

Oh, my

God, yes.

Are you taking pictures of your mother?

Great job, baby.

Oh my god, yes!

You know what doggy style is?

That time.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Does that feel good? Yes.

Oh my God.

Good boy. Good boy.

Yeah. Good job, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my God. Uh -huh.

Yeah, like that. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Oh.

Oh, you have to find me.

Because we're all here. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Bye.

I'm taking my socks off. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Baby!

you guys are looking at us and I figured it'd be cool.

I mean.

Are we not already like too far?

Fuck it.

It's not really good.

Just give it to me, baby. Just fuck me.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I think I like it better than your dad.

Oh, my God. It's so fucking good.

Give it to me, baby.

It's so fucking good.

Come on.

Fuck me, baby. Fuck me, baby.

Fuck me hard, baby.

She hurts my heart.

We should do that again.

You guys want to see a cool little trick?

You guys

just watch.

I've been wanting to do this for a while.

Okay, boys.

Go in.

Here, let mommy help you.

Like that, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

Holy shit.

The back end, baby.

oh my god

I love you so much.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh shit. Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I like this.

Oh, okay.

Go fuck your mom.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, baby. Your cock feels so good.

Oh, my God. Your cock feels so good on me, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna come on all over our faces.

Oh.

it'll work if it doesn't I think they'll always be mama's boys

yeah