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- Hey Pear, hey, hey Pear, hey.

- What? What do you want Orange?

(monster noises)

(screaming)

(crashing)

- [Man] Ow, my leg.

- Whoa, where'd this awesome fishbowl come from?

- I don't know, how would I know?

I hate bowling, ha ha ha ha.

- No, not that kind of bowl.

- Oh I don't think so.

This is a shark tank.

- Shark tank? Really dude?

- Yeah really.

Dude.

- Oh lay off him Pear, it's just a little great white lie.

(laughter and groaning)

Jokes.

- They won't be laughing at me again,

not when my device is finished.

- Mini fish, hey, hey.

- Leave me alone.

My evil plan for world domination is nearly ready.

- Mini mini fishy fishy, mini fish.

- I am not a fish.

I am a shark, and Dr. Shark at that.

Thank you very much.

- Technically, sharks are fish, dude.

- Oh would you call Jaws a fish to his face?

- No.

- See, there's no difference.

- I'd say there's about a 20 foot difference,

(laughter and growling)

- Exactly, the difference is, Jaws could eat me.

- I could totally eat you.

I eat things all the time.

Huge things.

- Oh yeah, is that why you're being

given fish food right now?

- Huh?

Uh, this is so embarrassing.

I told them I eat steak.

I swear, I eat like 30 t-bone steaks a day

cause I'm so evil and ferocious.

Did I say 30?

I meant 30 billion.

- Sounds like a real not-so-big fish story, ha ha ha.

- It's not a fish story.

It's a true shark story.

Now leave me alone.

I have very scary, very evil work to do.

- Oh right, you're some sort of evil genius.

Just like you're a steak chomping shark,

it's hard to keep up.

- Hey fishy, fishy, fish, fish.

Hey fish, Mr. Fish, hey.

- What?

- Fish!

- Yes, I get it, you think I'm a fish.

- No, fish!

- Oh my.

- Oh, you're not scared of a little old fish,

are you mini shark?

Eh, scared of this clown?

You make me laugh, bwa ha ha ha.

(screaming)

(laughter)

- Hey make that noise again, that was funny.

- I absolutely will not.

- Oh come on.

Shark Week needs to hear the shark shriek, ha ha.

- You enjoy Shark Week, do you?

I'm glad to hear it because once I fire my moon laser,

it will be shark week every week.

(Evil laughter)

- What kind of laser are we talking about here?

- A laser capable of turning every living creature

on the planet into a shark, that's what.

(gasping)

(laughter)

Observe, my remote control is complete.

I will test it now,

and this clown fish will serve as a perfect guinea pig.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I know a way better guinea pig.

- Hey.

- Yo what's the haps Nibbles?

Wanna get turned into a shark?

- Yeah man, like whatever.

- Enough of this foolishness.

I will now turn this fish into a shark.

(growling)

- He mini shark, hey,

your button pressing isn't very impressing, ha ha ha ha ha.

(growling)

- Once again, I wish I had thumbs.

- Yeah, having some trouble there buddy?

- I've got it, thank you very much.

- Keep trying.

Shark Week needs to see this weak shark, ha ha ha.

(growling)

- It's working, it's working.

(screaming)

- Look, the fish is turning into a shark.

- Ha ha ha, indeed.

One by one, my moon laser will turn

everything on Earth into a shark, bwa ha ha ha.

- Uh, it's getting a little big for your fishbowl,

don't you think?

- First off, it's a shark tank,

and secondly, uh yeah I didn't think

this one through very well.

- Yeah, I'm starting to see some cracks

in your evil scheme mini shark.

- Uh oh

(cracking and breaking)

- We got a fish out of water here, a little help?

Ha ha ha, get it, little?

- For the last time, I'm not a fish.

I'm a shark.

Dr. Shark, I'm a very scary and very dangerous shark.

Fear me, fear me!

(crashing and screaming)

- It's a shame, his evil scheme almost worked.

- Yeah, I bet he's really crushed, ha ha ha.

- I can assure you he is.

(laughter)

And I just realized I can't breathe.

- Ha ha ha ha, knife!