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by dropping this apple.

Well, it usually works. Anyway, the

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that's the video power egg.

Now, let's move on to more

lightighhearted diversions.

The power team, whatever that is.

Let's give them a look. Say a

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>> And now back to the power team.

Heat. Heat.

The stench of this world. How can these

humans stand it?

No matter. It shall not take me long to

list iron sword from Curus. Then I shall

return and rule the land of Sarin

forever.

It's slammer jammer time.

With this, I shall control Kuros and the

power team. But first, I must test its

strength.

>> Hey, hey, hey, fine, Tyrone. You're

letting me win.

>> Quirk, I wouldn't let my grandmother

win. And she's 67. So, what's this scoop

here?

>> Oh, man. I threw my back out.

>> We better get you to a doctor quick.

>> I think I had a Jeep in the family

somewhere. Just a cousin who was an

ambulance back in the last war.

>> This ain't no time for a stroll down

memory lane, Bigfoot. Just get me to the

emergency room. Step on it.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't

know if I'm buying this.

>> It's pretty convenient that your bets

went out when I was just about to win

the game.

>> Burke, you must know I'm not faking.

>> Why is that?

>> Cuz if I was faking, I'd get up and slam

dunk your ow my back.

>> Easy, Tyrone. Life's killing until we

get you to this emergency room place.

>> Joy and Lou here.

>> That's enough joking around, Quirk.

Tyrone's hurting, and we're one man

short. What if

I've come for Iron Sword?

>> Then take it from me if you can.

>> I did not try. I shall destroy the power

team one by one with the golden

joystick. Already one of your members

has felt its power.

>> Now we know what's wrong with your back.

Malcio jamming some new kind of

joystick.

>> We have to get that joystick. Maybe it's

in one of those hidden chests.

>> Juros knows that only the spells which

defeat my elementals must be nearby. The

joystick is hidden safely where you

cannot find it. I tire of this. Give me

Iron Sword

now.

You dare attack me?

I'll just drop these comics off at my

secret fortress before I head for Dei's

house. After all, what's a secret

fortress without a good library of

comics?

Hey, what's this?

Cool. It's some new kind of joystick.

But what's it doing in here?

This really looks high tech.

Hey, hey, hey, Tyrone. This is no time

to practice a new dance.

>> I'm not dancing, Quirk. I I can't

control myself. Something's dancing me.

>> Uh-oh. Oh, I'm going to be late for my

video game challenge match with Dee.

I'll just borrow this joystick and

return it after I've won.

>> Hey, I'm starting to feel like the old

Tyrone again. Let's go zap some of those

wind demons.

>> Mind if I join you dudes? Power up and

begin play.

I will blow all of you to a new game

level.

The chest with the windbane spell. It

was hidden in there.

You had your chance to give me iron

sword curse. When I return with the

golden joystick, I shall control all of

you.

>> If Malill really does have a magical

joystick that can control our movements,

then we've got to get it from him.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How are we going to

find the joystick? We don't even know

how to find nail.

>> He wants iron sword so he can rule

Synindar. If I turn it over to him, he

will leave this world.

>> Oh man, no way, Curos. Your game world

is as important to you as ours is to us.

>> Thank you, Tyrone. But unless we get the

golden joystick from Melkill, we will

all be under his power.

A stubborn fool. Trudos dares to refuse

me. the Iron Sword and those other

strange video game heroes stand by his

side.

Well, they shall now pay the price for

defying me.

With my golden joystick, they shall bow

before me. And

the golden toy stick is gone.

Ah,

I smell human scent.

A human has taken the joystick.

My senses will lead me to the joystick.

Woe unto the foolish human who has taken

what is mine.

The Power Team will be right back after

these messages. And now back to the

Power Team.

>> Come on, Dei. Open up. It's Paul.

What is it? You chickening out on me?

>> You're 20 minutes late.

>> Yeah, well, look out. You're going to

wish I never showed up. Victory is mine

today.

>> Get real. This game is over before it's

begun.

>> Hey, what's that?

>> My secret weapon.

>> You're going to need that and all the

bonus lives you can get.

>> We've been cruising the streets for

almost an hour, fellas. And I still

don't see a sign on Alill.

>> Hang in there, power team. If he's out

there, there's a good chance he's

looking for us, too.

>> Hey, hey, hey. Now there's a comforting

thought.

>> Yeah. Game over. I win.

>> I think it's time to unleash my secret

weapon.

>> Did you hear that?

>> Probably just a sonic boom or something.

Say, I don't see where this thing hooks

in.

>> You're right. It's just a joystick.

Maybe it's some kind of remote control.

I'll get Johnny. If anyone will know, he

will.

>> Johnny, this is Dee. Do you copy?

>> Sure do. What's up?

>> Paul's here and he's got a weird kind of

joystick I've never seen before. I don't

know how to hook it up and I thought you

might.

>> Did you say a weird joystick?

>> Yeah, it's gold color, but there aren't

any.

>> What was that?

>> No.

>> It's Mal. He's become an earth

elemental.

>> Try and find a place to hide. I'll

contact the power team. Power team. Mal

kills at De's house. She and Paul have

the golden joystick and Mal kills after

it.

>> Roll it, Charlie.

Return the golden joystick to me.

Return it.

>> Well, now we know where the joystick

came from.

>> Give me the golden joystick.

I get the feeling he really wants that

thing bad.

>> Well, that's exactly why he's not

getting it.

>> We've got to get up to the attic.

>> You guys stop or I'll smash this.

Huh?

The joystick.

Got it.

No wonder Mal wants this thing.

Hey, there goes our front door.

I don't get it. It worked before.

>> Before the master was here.

>> You've caused me a great deal of

trouble, boy. Now, hand over my golden

joystick.

>> It is time to finish this game.

Roll our lasers, Bigfoot.

>> So long, fellas.

>> Nice shooting. Back to Force. Get a fix

on Dee and Paul

>> in the attic. And Mel's there, too.

The golden joystick

now.

>> How about Bigfoot? Now

>> I'll take that.

>> Hey,

you have sealed your fate.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you let go of me

and I'll feel your fate.

>> The earthqu.

Ah, but it's too late.

I'll get the dude.

>> Oh no.

Mine. Mine. You are all under my

control.

>> It's up to us now. You get the chest.

I'll try for the joystick.

>> Do you think I fear a child?

The earth scorched hell.

We've won and we couldn't have done it

without your help. How can we thank you?

>> Well, if you guys can get this place

looking like it did before your dirty

friend arrived, that'd be a start.

>> Ow, that was my finger quirk.

>> So big deal. You got nine more.

Oh man, you think you're real funny.

>> Video power will be right back.

And now back to video power.

>> Oh, what? How? Good show, mice. Good

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That's video power today.

Didn't I just uh

deja vu? I feel like someone's been

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video power review.

>> Poor Johnny. I guess he got caught in an

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Boomer has to lay siege to the dark

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I'm I'm still not quite sure what I did

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Shredder has frozen the sewers and is

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He's going to blast him with the yellow

snowball launcher.

>> There's a head on your tail, Shredder.

>> Yes, here comes the toilet taxi haul and

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>> Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian punch?

>> Sure.

>> How about

>> How about it?

>> For over 20 years now, we've been

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He'll catch every punchy.

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Welcome aboard, mate. Rattle me bones.

Rattle me bones. Takeity will, but don't

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This is spirit.

Fore.

It's

My highness

hope madame red

is destroy. The light rebellion

from the Mexican

He-Man and I will take care of the guard

towers. You get the people out,

>> right? Let's go.

Come on, break free.

>> Just a little bit more.

>> Over you go.

Below below quota, you're not getting

enough nucleon out of those mines or

Captain Sludge Man. Your lordship, the

rebels have been raiding our labor

camps. I don't have enough workers.

>> The rebels are no longer a problem.

>> I have made an arrangement with the

monoids.

The monoids? Go back to your mines,

captain. Soon you will have all

the workers you need.

>> Yes, your lordship. Thank you.

>> She rider friends are in for a big

surprise.

Six of them, in fact.

This is the day of the flowers. My

brother Adam and his friend Snoutspout

have journeyed from Eternia to help

celebrate the beauty of our world.

>> And to celebrate the spirit of the

people here on Flower Mountain.

>> Diddly boo. Diddly bow. Point my finger.

Make them grow.

This is so much fun. Well, now I'll try

one blindfolded.

Point my finger, dear. Oh dear. And make

those flowers disappear. H. Nothing

happened. Well,

>> Adora, our village.

>> Bring him some water.

>> Adora. They took all the men and boys.

We were working in the fields when the

Monsteroids came.

>> The Monroids? Oh no.

>> Hordach must have made an alliance with

the Monroids. And there's only one

reason he'd do that. To get us.

>> Now, I've got a feeling they'll be here

before long.

>> Where did Hordak take your people?

>> To work in the nucleon mines. Where

you'll all be before this day is done.

>> Connect me with Monoid control.

Monster droid controlled. Receiving.

>> Adora and her friends are on Flower

Mountain. I want them all in the labor

camps within the hour.

>> Received.

>> And one more thing. I want all those

flowers destroyed.

>> Flowers.

You want the most powerful machines in

the universe to destroy flowers.

>> You catch on fast now. Get to it.

>> Adam, we can't let them destroy Flower

Mountain. Our people will lose heart and

the rebellion will fail.

>> Well, I think it's time Shira and He-Man

made their appearances.

Adora, our swords. They're gone.

>> Gone? But how? Orco?

>> Orco, were you fooling around with these

flowers?

>> Ah, you noticed our swords were on that

bench. Now they're gone.

>> Your swords? But but I wasn't. I mean, I

All I was doing was changing some

flowers and making others dis um

disappear. Oh, no. You don't mean that I

>> Quickly, Orco, bring our swords back.

>> Oh. Oh, bring them back. Yeah, right.

Let's see. I was doing a changing size

spell and a changing color spell.

>> Try one of them, Orco.

>> Yeah, right. Adam. Oh. Oh, my my my

dear. Point my finger and sword.

>> That's it. I was doing a trick shot. A

tickity ticky yakity yak cast a spell

behind my back.

Gee, I've been looking all over for

that.

>> Orco, our swords.

>> The montoids are getting closer. Come

on, Adam. I think it's going to be up to

Adora and Adam.

>> I think you're right. Keep working on

it, Orco.

I'll bet Hordak's enjoying this.

>> Oh, sure he is. Sis, we've got to find

some weakness in those Monroids,

>> right? Wait a minute. Their engines run

on heated fuel.

>> That's right. What about it? Well, I was

wondering what would happen if we were

to cool them down.

>> They'd lose power. Of course. Frosta.

Snoutspout. We need your help.

>> Sure, Adam. Come on, Snout Spout.

>> We need some ice bombs

>> and make them donut shaped about well

about this big.

>> We can do it. I'll blow water rings in

the air

>> and I'll freeze them before they fall.

Good. and make a lot of them.

>> How you doing, Orco?

>> I think I found almost everything I ever

lost.

>> But no swords, huh? No, I feel terrible.

But what are we going to do about the

monoids?

>> We'll figure out something. But Orcco,

we're counting on you to find those

swords. Don't give up. Keep trying.

>> Right, Adam.

>> Madam Raz, you and Broom are now

officially the Athetherian Air Force.

>> At your service.

>> Oh, well, what do you want us to do,

Adora?

>> Some fancy dive bombing.

>> Oh, dear my. Fancy is my middle name.

Well, we're ready. Let's go. Blast a few

monstroids.

Climb aboard Adora.

Up off up room. I'm trying.

I believe Adora is getting desperate.

She's attacking the monoroids with ice

donuts.

Broom. Madam Raz, there's the opening we

want.

Behind its ear, circle around. Have a

careful broom.

Steady broom bombs away.

It's going to go in. It's all right.

>> Oh no, he died. We missed.

Look out.

room. Pull up. I can't.

That was close.

>> Broom, climb into the sun.

>> Oh, good idea. That way they won't be

able to see us coming.

>> Well, we'll get him this time, Madora.

>> You bet we will. Okay, let's go.

Steady on your course, Boo.

>> Okay, now

Bullseye.

>> Good flying you two. Good aim, Adora.

Let's go get a few more.

>> How many have they hit now?

>> Three.

I don't like this poor bat.

>> You think I do?

>> Look at my

>> Ready. Aim. Bombs away.

Hey, we're out of bombs. Gang,

>> better return to base. Oh, dear my act

must be hitting the roof by now.

>> Now it's four. How long will they be

shut down?

>> All monstroids

will be back to full power in 10

minutes.

>> Since the flowers were too much for you,

forget them and get up that mountain. I

want those rebels.

No luck yet?

>> No. And I'm getting stuff I've never

seen before. I'm ready to give up.

>> No, Orco, you've got to keep trying. We

need those swords. And soon.

>> All right, Adam.

Missing swords now appear. Please put

Orcco in the clear.

Just what I need. an old hat.

>> You all did a great job of slowing those

monoids down.

>> Thanks. But now we have to put them out

of commission permanently.

>> And I have a good idea.

>> I thought you would.

>> You plan to roll these down the mountain

at the Monoids?

>> Uh-huh. But ice donuts this small won't

hit them. Right.

>> Right. But if they were made bigger,

>> right, sis. And here comes Orco.

>> You wanted to see me, Adam?

>> Orco, I need these ice donuts to be

about, you know, 15 ft high.

>> Uh, but what about the swords?

>> First the donuts, then the swords.

>> I'll try, but

Uh-oh. Those are the monoids coming back

to full power.

>> Making things big is something you're

very good at, Orco. Go on, give it your

best shot.

>> All right, I'll try. Giddly boo diddly

rig. Make that donut get real big.

>> That's the way. That's perfect, Oroco.

>> I knew you could do it.

>> Bubbly be bubbly beat. How about growing

to 15 ft?

>> Great work, Orco. Bring on the rest.

>> Hyds.

Here comes the last of the big big ones.

>> You see, you can do anything you put

your mind to.

>> Thanks, Orco. Now try to get our swords

back. Okay,

>> I'll try it. Dora,

>> all loaded, Adora.

>> Good. You two keep the monoids busy

while Adam and I get things rolling

here.

>> Oh, here we am. Oh, this is so exciting.

>> And here are the levers, Adam. Where do

you want them?

>> Put one in front of each ice donut. The

marble blocks go under them.

>> Oh, that's perfect. Now, let's set up

the rest.

>> Do not I mean farm doors open, madam.

>> Then let's begin.

>> Activate heat beam.

We'll warm up those ice cubes. Fire.

Oh, dear my. Our bombs are melting.

Better recoin a base.

We've got to get these things rolling

while the monoids are still close

together.

>> They need help room. They can't get the

donuts rolling.

>> Let's push

>> quickly. The others.

It's not so hard once you get the hang

of it.

>> Move out of the way.

That's one.

>> That's four. Only two more to go.

>> Use your lasers, you drum heads.

Uh-oh. Time to go to plan B.

>> What's plan B?

>> Uh, we don't have it yet.

I

>> I got to do it. It was my fault and I've

got to make it right.

I I can't give up. Adam and Ador are

depending on these hands to Wait a

minute. That's it. I remember what I

said. Point my fingers, dear. Oh, dear.

Make those swords reappear.

>> Yippee.

>> Good work, Orco.

>> Just in time. Come, Adam. We have work

to do.

>> For the honor of Grace.

Heat. Heat.

Let's do it, sis.

>> After you, brother.

>> Good luck.

>> All right, Frosta. Freeze the legs.

Hurry, Frosta.

>> Just a few more moments.

>> Done. The lake is solid ice.

>> Okay, brother. Heave ho.

Lift.

Ready?

1 2 3.

>> I think we've taken care of the monoids.

Today we were attacked by the most

powerful machines in the universe and we

won.

>> I think we should make this the symbol

of our rebellion against the horde.

>> The horde is strong like the rock. But

we are fragile like the flower. We will

never be conquered. But like this flower

which found a way to grow and blossom in

this rock. We will find a way to

overcome the horde. I promise you, one

day Etherealia will be free. One day

Etherealia will be free.

Hi. Did you find my hiding place today?

Want another chance?

Okay. Do you see me? Here I am.

Today, Orcco helped defeat the giant

monoroids. He showed them that you don't

have to be big to do big things.

But what you have to do is believe in

yourself. Because when you believe in

yourself, you can do anything. Bye now.

For the honor of love,

we have the power. So can you.

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Radio controlled cars.

>> Watch out. Here comes Buster. My 4x4

off-roaders big tires hit a lot of bumps

to get me out of here quick.

>> And look at my turbo racer run for

cover.

>> Believe my high-speed turbo Lamborghini

corner. I'm out of sight in no time.

>> Oh, he always finds us. Buster loves to

chase cars. Radio Shacks Radio Control

Turbo Lamborghini 4x4 Off-Roader and

Turbo Racer. Batteries not included.

Radio control toys each sold separately.

Only at Radio Shack.

>> Hey, you're going to look at the water

for Brave the Rap.

>> Oh no, Tony.

>> We'll catch up after this complete

breakfast, including my vitamin pack

frosted flakes. They bring out the tiger

in you.

>> Good. You'll need it.

>> Frosted flakes. Good. They're great.

>> You'll show them you're a tiger.

Show them what you can do.

>> Go tiger.

>> The taste of frosted.

>> Man, she's good.

>> The tiger and you

>> and you.

>> All Star Max and Star Wars.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat. Heat.

I deserve better than this. dropping off

probes. I'm nothing but a delivery boy.

At least we're not being shot at.

>> Don't speak too soon. Destroyer probes

are too finely tuned. We'll be lucky if

they don't start shooting at us as soon

as we drop them. Let's get it over with.

Ready?

Ready.

Hit it.

Get us away from here, Raymore.

Okay. No land points. Destroy. Destroy.

Destroy.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Sorry I can't take you right to the

door, folks, but uh I don't think your

little toy would stand the strain of my

engines.

>> My big brother thinks that anything that

isn't Starcom is a toy.

>> I didn't say that.

Lyanna, don't be so sensitive. Without

Starcom, we couldn't exist out here.

>> And without scientists, there would be

no Starcom.

All right.

>> Well, I worry. You take care out there,

little sister. You, too, Mom.

All a shore. It's going ashore.

>> Remember, we'll pick you up in 24 hours.

>> Roger, Colonel.

>> Watch out for the air whales.

>> Dash, a fault of stupid air whales are

harmless.

>> Dash was teasing. Honestly, the two of

you

deter Ray Niner to Starcom 1. Come in.

>> Hey, brother-in-law.

>> You asked her and all.

>> Any change in that signal from station

one?

>> Nope. Nothing but a locator frequency.

No information transmissions at all.

>> Well, keep monitoring and let me know if

there's any change.

She really was worried about us.

>> That's Starcom's job, mother.

Beautiful.

>> You really love them.

>> I just wish we knew more. They eat

something. They move somehow. And

they're not intelligent, as far as we

can tell. Patience.

As you always tell me, science takes

time.

Truer words were never spoken.

>> Look there.

>> Did you see it?

>> It was a kite, wasn't it?

>> Yes. Stalking the air whales.

>> The cameras were recorded. Come on.

We've got to run that maintenance

alignment check.

Heat.

Heat.

Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.

>> We've got incoming missiles.

>> What? Why would anyone fire on a

research station?

Can't they see we're unarmed?

What are you doing?

We're going to run for it.

Those air whales are getting awfully

close. They better.

Everyone, hang on to something. We're

leaving. But this thing has no engines.

I know. We're going on a Nantucket

sleigh ride.

I hit it.

>> This is crazy.

>> Private out of range.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Oh,

just a minute. That's got to be.

>> We've stopped moving. We could be

anywhere.

We're alive. That's something.

>> Was that an Nantucket sleigh ride?

>> Yep.

>> What kind of sled?

>> In the old days on Earth when they used

to hunt whales. Sometimes a harpoon

whale would drag a whale boat for miles,

they called it a Nantucket sleigh ride.

I used our drogue drift anchor as a

harpoon and hitched us a ride on an air

whale.

>> Did the anchor hurt it? No, they don't

feel pain or anything else as far as we

can tell. They're just there.

>> And we're here.

>> But where is here?

>> Good question.

>> We're about 100 km from our last

position.

>> The air whales are faster than we

thought.

>> Well, you never shot at them before.

>> We didn't shoot at them.

>> Someone did.

>> The scanners picked this up just before

we were attacked.

Rusty, your gunnery section. What is

that?

>> Well, we don't have anything like it,

but if I was to guess, I'd say it was

some sort of armed drift probe.

>> A what?

>> A floating mine, man. Which means

there's probably more of them around.

>> Oh no. Let's hope Dash gets back to us

before we run into another one.

>> We may have a long wait, Lyanna. Our

communications boy is gone. It could

take weeks for them to find us.

>> Weeks? But we only have enough air

>> for another day. I know, dear. I know.

Now, let me get this straight. Two sixes

and an eight be three of a kind unless

it's a Tuesday or a month with an R,

right? What do you call this game again?

>> Fisbin.

I'll get it. I'll get it.

>> What's the game?

>> Fisbin. Good hand, huh?

>> No, you got a red nine.

>> I do.

>> Yeah. And since it's afternoon, you

lose.

>> Hey, wait a minute.

>> Any word yet from your mom and sister?

>> Nothing yet. They should have checked in

by now.

>> They probably lost track of the time.

They're scientists.

>> My mother's not an absent-minded

scientist. She always remembers to check

in. Something's wrong.

>> You're right. Our patrols picked up a

shadow for ship in the asteroid belt. It

made a pass through Jupiter space and it

was rigged to carry destroyer probes.

>> A mine layer. Lyanna and mom are in

trouble.

>> Hey, I think

I was going to say I think we better get

over there.

The station one beacon is still

operating. The stations were close

together when two went off the air.

We'll start there.

>> Be careful. The probes are slow, but the

missiles they carry aren't.

>> Yeah, and they can turn on a dime.

Dash has just got to be looking for us.

And there's no way to let them know

where we are.

>> Sometimes you just have to trust your

luck.

>> Luck has no place in science.

>> What's that whip? A whale?

>> No. The kites and air whales don't show

up on radar or even biodar.

I don't know.

You don't suppose? No. I'm afraid it's

one of those probes.

>> Only a few hours of air left. Calm down,

Sean. Yeah. Got to be looking for us.

>> No mistakes now. They're running low on

air down there.

Don't worry, we'll find them.

>> I have to worry. I've got family down

there.

>> So do I. Lyanna's my wife, sir.

>> Sorry, Victor.

>> Nothing down there but the boy.

I have a dozen probes closing at 20 km

90° true.

Heads up, guys. Tracking three groups of

missiles

on my command fire dispersion barrage.

Hold it. Hold it

now.

Great.

Missiles impact in 5 seconds.

4 3 2 1 zero.

On target.

I have 12 possible targets. No. 15 18

and closing fast.

>> Bacon.

Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.

Dash, you got missiles on your tail.

10:00 high. Hey

That's

>> good shooting, sir. Hello,

>> Victor. What's wrong?

>> Two groups of probes tracking on me.

>> Can you hold on till we reach him?

>> Not enough time. I'll just have to fly

rings around them.

That got him. I'm tracking. No missiles,

no probes. Start the search pattern.

I got lost once. I remember.

>> Yeah. Dash and I were on a Ranger cadet

camping trip in the Yukon. We got

stormed in and nearly froze to death.

>> I was so scared when they found you

both. I was so relieved. I never asked

how you were located.

>> The cadet master had a flare gun. She

fired a flare and an airliner saw it.

>> A flare?

>> That's right. What's the matter? I have

an idea. It may not work, but anything's

better than simply sitting here doing

nothing.

>> This is Dash. I've covered red sector 2.

Moving on to red sector 3. They might

not even be at this depth anymore.

They might not even be alive.

>> Slim here. Just blew a probe at vector

3.95.

Beginning my turn.

>> No, wait. If you're still getting probes

on your track, it may mean the probes

drifted your way. And if the probes did,

the station could have.

>> Right. Stay on course. I'll be right

over to support you.

>> Everyone. Okay.

>> Fine. What's the plan?

>> I've evacuated all the air on board and

put the spare fuel tank.

>> Yeah.

>> So,

>> now I'm going to use the retros to fire

it at that probe up there.

>> What? That's our air,

>> mother.

That leaves us with only 2 hours of air.

What did you hope to gain? I'm betting

that that probe will send out our

distress signal.

Slim, I've got a concentrated oxygen

flare at 330.

I see it.

>> Let's go.

Crowbar pick at 330.

Right.

>> Mom. Lyanna, are you okay?

>> Fine now, son, but we've only got a few

minutes of air left.

>> That makes us about even. We've only got

a few minutes of fuel.

>> Victor, Slim, you go in and lock on.

We'll ride shotgun.

Activate Magnalite.

All ahead. One half speed.

>> Dash. We've got company. Pro. Lots of

them.

>> Take them if they close.

They're just hanging up there. Think

they're afraid of us?

>> Probably waiting for us to run out of

gas. In my case, I think they've got 2

minutes.

>> My tanks are dry now. Sorry. I'm nearly

empty. Jeff.

>> Yeah, buddy.

>> I think I'd rather go down and fight.

>> Roger that. We might as well do this

right.

Here they come.

Colonel Aringer, this is Captain

Yublansky. You folks need a tow. You

bet, Captain.

How many women's husbands actually ride

to their rescue?

>> Hey, not in front of the guys. Didn't I

tell you to watch out for those air

whales? For your information, Big

Brother, it was an air whale that saved

us.

>> Really?

>> Among other things, yes.

>> Well, you'll never hear me insult an air

whale again.

Okay. Three red cards beat four black,

but only if there no queens.

Are you sure you've got the rules right?

Heat.

Heat.

Cookie time.

Cinnamon.

>> We're in the Muppet test kitchen where

the Swedish chef is making his delicious

star-shaped cereal. New crunchy stars.

>> Makes more munchies.

>> Only the Swedish chef could create the

cinnamon toast taste of Crunchy Stars.

>> Yeah, Scrumptious.

>> Scrumptious Crunchy Stars. Part of this

nutritious breakfast. Crunchy Stars.

Great taste from Post and the Swedish

Chef.

>> M. Scrumptious.

You can start your day.

>> Max is sweet. You'll be hopping down the

street. Hopping on your hands.

>> Hopping on your feet. You'll be hopping.

Yeah, you'll be hopping.

>> We dig them like that.

>> We dig them like that.

>> We dig them on a smooth.

>> As a matter of fact, you'll be hopping.

Yeah, you'll be hopping.

>> So you can take the box or hop like us.

Make a snacks a part of your complete

breakfast. We tasting honey smacks.

You'll be hopping.

>> Out of the way, man, before our faces

know we're gone. What is this? We want

that tag fruit box now.

>> All right.

>> I'm getting great.

>> I'm getting out of here. Tang, the taste

your mouth. Can't wait for you.

>> Here we come, man.

>> What is this?

>> We want those free mouth stickers from

T. Now I'm getting this one. I'm getting

this one.

>> I'm getting too old for this. You can

get one of five mouse stickers free in

specially marked packages of Tangr.

>> All right.

>> M tastes great, Captain.

>> Did you hear that?

>> Let's snatch that tasty sweet crunch.

>> Now hear this here. Soies

can

>> Cabin Crunch is a crunchy sweet part of

a good breakfast.

>> The Tyrannosaur is whack.

>> You have the wildest imagination.

>> But it's true. It's a Cabin Crunch

dinosaur spoon. You can eat with it,

play with it, share the excitement. You

can get all free one in each specially

marked box of my cereal.

>> Sniffer sniffer. Smells terrific.

Instant Quaker oatmeal. Sniffer if it

tastes terrific. Instant Quaker oatmeal.

>> Instant Quaker oatmeal. The nose teas

and taste pleasing part of a nutritious

breakfast.

>> Maple brown sugar, peaches and cream.

Apples and cinnamon. A given steam. 11

snifferific tasterific flavors.

>> Sniff snifferific instant crust.

>> Yeah, I've been a drift for days and I'm

tired of frozen breakfasts.

>> Then follow my snoot to flavors of

fruit. Follow my nose.

>> Kellogg's Fruit Loop Cereal with natural

orange, lemon, and cherry flavors and

lots of vitamin C. Part of this complete

breakfast. They're cool.

Space aliens. They could be anyone. You

can have the power to find them with

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Fruit Loops. You can find out who or

what is out there.

Cops. Central organization of police

specialists

fighting crime in a future time.

Protecting Empire City from Big Boss and

his gang of crooks.

Heat.

Heat.

It's Crime fighting time.

The case of the Sinister Spa. Cops file

89724.

The grand opening of the new Skyhigh Spa

was the first in Big Boss's sinister

plan to take over the mayor's office to

rob Empire City blind and destroy the

cops once and for all. Here's how the

caper came down.

Mayor Davis, what brings you to the

grand opening of the Skyhigh Health Spa?

>> Why, Whitney, uh, I always give my

unqualified support to new businesses in

Empire City. Besides, they gave me a

free membership.

How's my disguise?

>> No one will recognize you, Miss

Demeanor. Not even your first new

member, Mayor Davis.

>> Welcome to the Sky High Spa, Mayor. I'm

your personal trainer. Ready for your

first workout?

>> Oh, I certainly am, madam. Uh, just show

me to the uh,

>> this is our number one fat fighter, the

flab omatic.

>> Flabomatic? Well, why do you call it

that?

>> Because, my flabby friend, it

automatically slims down fatheads like

you.

Now see here.

>> Let's start with some stretches.

Wait a minute.

Stop that.

No pain, no gain. Now give me a quick 20

miles.

out.

Stop. Why, of course.

How about a trip to Sky High Spa special

steam room? Mayor,

>> I can't wait.

Oh,

pretty pushy trainers in this place.

>> Hey, where'd everybody go?

>> One hypnotizing steam treatment coming

up.

What is this?

What's going on?

You are sure this is going to hypnotize

him, his demeanor.

>> He'll be completely under your control,

big boss. Watch.

>> I await your command.

>> Hey, great.

Tell him to give us the keys to the city

or the keys to his car

or the keys on his piano.

Forget the keys, you overgrown.

What I want is the city's payroll.

And you and Mayor Davis are going to get

it for me. Me and the mayor. How? Now,

once we give the mayor his instructions,

you'll see how

>> I await your command.

I have called this press conference to

present to you Empire City's new deputy

mayor, my good friend, Mr. Berserko.

>> Hi, you citizens. Who's cooking what?

Mayor Davis, that man's a crook. You

can't make him deputy mayor.

>> Tell him the good news, pal.

>> I have given Mr. Berserko a full pardon

for all past misunderstandings.

>> You hear that, Copper? You can't touch

me. And I'm your boss. Now,

>> do you know anything about this?

>> No, I don't. But the mayor has been

acting strange ever since his visit to

the Skyhigh Spa this morning.

>> The Skyh High Spa? That new place.

>> Greetings, friends, robots, and assorted

suckers. As your new deputy may bear,

I'll be making some big changes in this

city hall joint.

>> Oh no, you've got to stop him,

Bulletproof.

>> Don't worry, Whitney. The cops are on

the case.

>> From now on, everybody eats dessert

first and then the meal.

>> And spinach and carrots are illegal. And

furthermore,

>> you can see the problem we're faced

with.

>> Sounds like somebody hit the mayor over

the head at that spa and knocked a screw

loose.

Mirage, I want you and Mainframe to get

inside that spa and find out what's

going on.

>> Come on, Main Frame. A little exercise

won't kill you. Huh? Famous last words.

>> Look, big boss. Two cops have come into

the spa.

>> Keep them busy, Miss Demeir. We can't

let them find out about our hypnotizing

steamer.

Welcome to your first workout in the

Flavomatic, girls. You two definitely

need it.

Let's start with a few stretches.

I'll eat my sweat socks if that is a

misdemeanor in disguise.

this. Fine. Time to figure that out.

Enough stretches, girls. Now, let's

climb a few miles.

A few miles. How many is a few miles?

Slowly should do it. See you later.

30 miles. We'll never make it.

We got you. Mirage counting on us.

As deputy mayor, I know how much you

guys want to clean up this town. So,

here's your chance.

From now on, you guys ain't cops no

more. You're all street sweepers.

>> No way.

>> I don't believe you're talking about

garbage.

>> Ta street sweepers.

>> I'm no street sweeper. I'm a cops

officer. I won't do it. I'd quit first.

Now's not the time to talk about

quitting, Bullseye. Empire City needs us

more than ever

>> to sweep the streets. Forget it, Chief.

>> I'm getting in the jet copter and flying

this coupe.

>> Bullseye's got a point, Chief. This

doesn't make any sense.

>> You're right. It doesn't. But Berserko

is the new deputy mayor. And for now, we

have to do as he says. At least until

Mirage and Mainframe find out what

happened to Mayor Davis at the Skyhigh

Spa.

>> You see any way out of this?

Just one. But you'll have to run for

both of us.

I was afraid you'd say that.

Hang in there, Mirage. It's all going to

work out. Did you have to say work out?

I almost got it.

Let's go. We have to find out what

happened to Mayor Davis.

That's how they got control of the

mayor. Hypnotic steam treatments. But

why would they want to make that nutcake

Berserko deputy mayor? I'll tell you

why, girls.

Because if Berserko is deputy mayor, we

can heist the Empire City payroll. And

there's no way you or any of the cops

can stop us. Want to bet?

Yo,

let's get out of here.

You're not going anywhere, copper.

Like I said, copper, you're not in shape

to stop us this time.

In a shocking development today, Mayor

Davis gave a full pardon to the

notorious Berserko and then appointed

him deputy mayor. Like a veteran

politician, Berserko spent his day

shaking hands and kissing babies.

And Berserko's first act in office was

to demote all the cops to the rank of

street sweeper.

It's no surprise that one of the city's

leading law men has already quit the

force and is headed out of town. That

right, Bullseye?

>> No comment.

>> Berserko is doing a great job. We'll

have the city payroll in our pocket by

the end of the day. No way, misdemeanor.

You'll never get away with it. Oh yeah?

Who's going to stop us? You cops are all

washed up. And speaking of washed up,

you two are going to spend the rest of

your days doing laundry. Well, could be

worse. She could make us do windows.

>> What's the big idea? This statue ain't

right. I want it big. The biggest statue

this town has ever seen. This ain't even

close.

>> This statue is only a model. The real

one will be 100 ft tall as you command

it. 100 ft tall. Forget that.

Make it 200 feet tall.

>> As you command,

>> this is one happening looking dude.

>> What's going on here?

>> Hi, Uncle Big Boss. You like my statue?

>> Guess you don't, huh?

Berserka. Ew, I imbecile. I didn't make

you deputy mayor to give speeches, kiss

babies, and order statues of yourself.

>> You didn't. You're supposed to be down

at the city depository stealing the city

payroll.

>> Oh, yeah. I remember. I got to get a

move on. So long, Hunk.

300 lb of brainless bulk.

He can't be my nephew. He just can't be.

>> How much longer we got to put up with

this chief? Until Mirage and Mainframe

report in, we can't make a move.

>> Well, they better report soon. The

troops are getting restless. I can't

just run off and let the other cops

down. I'm going to help mainframe and

Mirage get to the bottom of this thing.

>> Keep at it, girls. 16 tons down and 16

tons to go. Funny lady. She ought to be

on TV.

>> Yeah, so we could turn her off. So long,

girls. I've got to go help our new

deputy mayor steal the city payroll.

Have fun.

You know, I'm about ready to throw in

the towel. I heard that. Ready when you

are. How about now?

Heat.

Heat.

What are you doing? We got to get out of

here. We'll never make it before those

goons grab us. This is our only

good work main brain. Thanks. Now, let's

get out of here. Have a good workout,

guys.

>> We're a mile up in a building full of

crooks. How are we going to get down

from here? There's your answer.

What are you doing here, Bullseye? On

that news broadcast, Whitney Morgan said

you quit the cause.

>> It was Bulletproof's idea. I didn't

really quit. It was the only way we

could figure how to keep this helicopter

in the air. You girls need a ride.

>> We sure do. We got to warn Bulletproof.

The Zero is planning to rob the city

payroll.

>> Let's ride. It's crime fighting time.

>> Now go on. Shoot. Go home. I'm the

deputy mayor and I'll take care of the

city's payroll. Go on. Take the day off,

boys.

Loot son. Come and get it.

>> Good work, Berserko.

>> Deputy mayor to you, lady. Leave

everything to me and everything is a-ok.

Okay. Huh? Now get in there and start

loading up that payroll.

14 million 15 million. Gee, Uncle Big

Boss is going to be so happy.

16 million.

>> Good afternoon, Mr. Deputy Mayor. What

are you guys doing here?

>> Why, we're doing exactly what you told

us to do. We're cleaning up the streets.

>> Yeah, and you're the trash we're going

to pick up. Uh-oh. They're on to us.

>> Uh-oh.

Run for him, boys.

>> Trying to give us the slip, huh?

>> Watch out.

Like the man said, just cleaning up the

streets.

>> Two goons, three goons, four.

>> Berserko, misdemeanor, freeze. We're

cops and you're under arrest.

Oh yeah, says who?

>> At a girl misdemeanor, keep busy while I

run for uh help. Back off, coppers.

>> Mirage here. Catch. Good idea.

Hey, let go.

>> Good work, partner. Thanks.

Can't go any further.

>> Berserker, you out of shape buffoon. You

blew it again. Does this mean I won't

get my statue?

I await your command.

>> Hope this works, Mainframe.

>> Don't worry, Chief. I'll unhypnotize

him.

Hey, what happened? Where am I?

>> Great work, mainframe. The mayor's back

to his usual self.

>> Now we can all turn in our brooms and be

cops again.

>> The city payroll was saved and Mayor

Davis returned to his office. Ms.

Demeanor and the other crooks were

sentenced to strenuous exercise inside

the city jail. Cops file 89724.

The case of the sinister spa. Case

closed.

Cops. Roll call. Highway. Mainframe.

Long arm. Bowser and blitz. Sundown.

Hard top. Mirage.

Bullseye.

Mace. Barricade. And they call me

bulletproof. These are Empire City's

most wanted crooks. Berserko.

Rockcrusher.

Misdemeanor

turbo twotone

Dr. Bad Vibes

Nightshade.

Use caution in apprehending.

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>> Ronald cheeseburgers.

>> That hamburger wishes everything he

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>> Cheeseburgers.

Touch cheeseburger.

>> Touch. Rob a big cheeseburger.

>> Don't touch Grimace.

>> A boy.

>> Touch my face. Rather.

>> It's a good time for the great.

>> You haven't touched your cheeseburger.

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I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic

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Lady McBth was helped by a super

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That's me, Geeker. And that's me.

>> It's too bad I can't control my powers

better cuz Mr. Moolok wants me back

really bad. Without Lady McBth and Noah,

I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.

GK.

Steady, Geeker.

>> It's steady. I am so on top of that.

>> We're running out of time.

>> Move over, weak boy.

Not that one. The one with the sad eyes.

>> They're all the same.

>> A I wanted a dino doll.

>> And you would have had one if you

weren't so picky. Oh, that does it. I

need a yogurt.

I know what it's like to be trapped

under glass. No TV, no Adventures of

Captain Wormhole, no chocolate monkeys.

>> I can no longer close my eyes to this

cruel injustice.

Wow.

>> Geeker,

live free, my friends.

>> Spoink.

>> Come on. We got to get out of here

before

>> before you attract unwanted attention.

>> We will be taking project GKR back to

Mr. Molo now. Most dreadfully sorry.

>> This could get messy.

That was a fun twist.

I hate you.

What the

Heat.

Heat.

Oh.

Hey. Hey.

Great.

Wow.

Hey

Becky, you got

>> I'm okay. Hurry.

>> I am afraid that this is where I blast

you.

>> Wait, wait. Surrender.

>> Noah,

>> drop your blaster. It's over.

>> Are you out of your mind? I'd rather

>> do as I say. Geeker has discovered that

Santi sucker birds

and he's still in a liberating mood.

>> Live free, my friends.

>> Sucker birds are attracted to cheap

cologne, you know.

>> Where's Ger? No, he's still in the

store. Geeker,

>> I bought a pet. Great. Now run.

>> There. How's that?

>> Good as new. Just needs a polish.

>> I want everybody to meet my new pet, Mr.

Wiggle Waggle. He's a sansarian metaorm.

>> So the fearless Lady McBth is afraid of

worms.

>> I'm not afraid of anything. I just

really really really

don't like worms.

>> Is that so? Metaworms are the hot pet

right now. They develop a psychic bond

with their owners. If the bond is very

close, it will actually start to look

like you.

>> K O L. Cool.

>> A dream come true. Two little weirdos

who look like Giger.

>> Dear diary, everyone loves Mr.

Wigglewaggle. Even Becky, she gave him a

special nickname. Slimy puke slug.

>> Mr. Wigglewaggle is very smart. I taught

him a game.

Get the doll, Mr. Wiggle Waggle. Get the

doll.

Good one. Get the doll. Get the doll.

Good one.

>> Either the slimy puke slug goes or I go.

>> Becky, I'm worried about Mr.

Wigglewaggle.

>> Okay. I'm sorry. I said you should take

the slug fishing, but when he drooled on

my pizza.

>> Oh, not that. I just feel sorry for him

trapped under glass all day. Do you

think he'd rather live free?

>> Oh, I think you're

you're absolutely right.

Here's what you should do.

>> Becky suggested I set Mr. Wigglewaggle

free in the tunnels under the city.

>> You were the best alien worm friend I

ever had. Live free, Mr. Wiggle Waggle.

What geeker?

>> Ah, he's bummed because he set his worm

free in the tunnels. I'm free of that

slimy slug at last.

>> He set a metaworm free in the tunnels.

Don't you know those things grow to fit

whatever they live in? If it's in the

tunnels, there's no telling how big it

could get.

>> Oopsie.

>> I set Mr. Wigglewaggle free weeks ago

and nothing bad has happened. I guess

Noah was worried about nothing.

What the heck?

This can't possibly be good.

Noah, he wants revenge because I

abandoned him in the tunnels.

>> Run.

>> Come on, McBth.

I think we lost him.

How did he keep finding us?

>> He has a psychic bond with you. He could

find you no matter where you go.

>> Look, Tinkerers.

>> Digger. No.

>> Hey, who wants ice cream? I like

asparagus. Ripple.

>> Apprehend suspect on site.

Freeze

out.

>> Way to go, Geekman.

Stone Ber here. I'm passing through a

video feed.

>> Gager has turned into a worm.

>> No, it's a metaworm with Geeker's face.

Do you know what that means?

>> Of course. It must have formed a psychic

bond with Geeker.

>> And we can use it to track him down.

Is my brilliance not all inspiring?

Well,

>> quiet.

Stone Bender, you will capture that worm

alive

and rig it with a saddle.

>> Yes, Mr. Mo, sir.

>> A saddle?

>> What kind of idiot would ride a monster

like that?

>> I hate my life.

The worm will seek out Geeker. All you

have to do is hang on and it will take

you right to him.

Time blast you nice and tight. Yes.

I'm going to call you lightning.

>> You feeling less scared now that Mr.

Wiggle waggles gone. Becky, I am not

scared of worms.

>> There has to be some way to stop the

worm from finding Geeker. Any ideas,

Geeker?

>> Yeah.

>> I disguise myself as a dance instructor

and we moved to New Zealand and teach

walabes to mambo.

>> What's it like inside that head? Like an

endless carnival, only with more cheese.

>> Please tell me this is an earthquake.

>> Mr. Wiggle wobble.

>> He's going to munch me and turn me into

Rich Top Sol.

>> Mr. Wiggle Waggle has joined the enemy

>> or the rodeo.

It's

>> Becky.

>> Forget Becky. Worry about your former

back.

>> Give it up, Dino. Surrender Geeker to me

or I quit raining this puppy in.

>> Do something, Giger.

>> I am so on top of that.

I'll protect us with a positronic force

shield.

>> Well, it worked great last Tuesday.

>> Run

after that, lightning.

No more games.

Get up, boys.

Who you?

Don't eat me.

I taste like bad French cheese.

Hey, you still like me,

>> traitor?

No, Mr. Wiggle Waggle.

>> Mission accomplished, sir. Project GKI

is yours.

Superb.

>> Oh, I don't believe this.

How could I let fear get a hold of me

like that? Stupid. Just stupid.

Noah

Geeker.

No sign of him. This is all my fault.

How am I ever going to find them?

No, it's the slimy puke slug.

That worm could find Geeker. Oh, I've

got to get it out of that crusher. Which

means I've got to

touch it.

Oh no, I think I'm going to be sick.

Okay, take it easy, Mith. It's just a

worm. You can do this.

It's all slimy.

Come on, worm. Give me a little help.

Help. Somebody stop this thing. Help.

Oh, that was way too close. I never

thought I'd be happy to see you.

Thanks.

I got to teach you to shake.

Okay, worm. Find Geeker.

Tell me, doctor, what plans do you have

for the dinosaur?

>> I'm going to reprogram him to mop up

after the lab animals.

I have a little French maid outfit

already for him.

>> I miss Mr. Wiggle Waggle. Well, once I

reprogram your brain, you'll forget all

about that overgrown dart sucker.

>> That me never.

>> Can I have some pork?

>> Soon, you will fulfill your destiny.

>> And I will have the most powerful weapon

in the galaxy.

What's happening?

>> I don't know. It isn't my fault. You

can't blame me.

>> Mr. Wiggle Waggle and Becky, my two

specialist friends, together at last.

>> Right. Butch McBth in the slime dance

kid. How do you feel, Noah?

>> I'll tell you when my brain stops

ringing.

Becky,

>> nobody move.

I'll reprogram all your brains. I'll

dress you funny and make you do bad

musicals.

We'll put on a show in the old barn.

>> That will do, doctor.

>> Any ideas, Geeker?

>> You betcha. Get the doll. Get the doll,

Mr. Weeble. Get the doll. Get the doll.

Darn it.

>> Freeze, rat bag. Okay, guys. We're out

of here. Hey, worm.

>> Don't bother.

Don't

>> just stand there drooling. Come on.

Kickers.

You've got to learn to take better care

of his arm, Becky.

>> What? And take away your hobby?

>> I'm back from visiting Mr. Wiggle Waggle

in the tunnels.

>> How's he doing down there?

>> Oh, he likes it. He's even met other

metaworms that people have set free.

>> Oh, great. a sewer full of giant worms.

>> He introduced me to Mrs. Wiggle Waggle.

And guess what?

>> Oh no, don't tell me.

>> Now we can all have special wormy

friends.

>> Okay, I am definitely going to barf now.

Isn't that sweet?

There are way wacky things at the wacky

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>> Oh, studying, huh?

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>> No, we old folks think if they call it

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>> Mr. Parker, that's so charming.

>> Everyone knows why they're so good.

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>> Dad, you're pressuring us.

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>> What did he expect? Answer,

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>> I got to have my pops.

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>> Previously on Power Rangers Dino

Thunder. I will have it. Are you Are you

going to tell me how to open that stone

or not?

>> Guess who's back?

Our teacher is the oldest living Power

Ranger. I know that Tommy is in trouble.

>> Really?

>> And you three are the only ones who can

help him.

>> I've got a lock on a portal.

>> We're on it.

>> Remember, you have to reach a speed of

536 mph upon entry. Otherwise, you'll

never make it past the security wall and

probably be ripped to pieces.

Did I forget to mention that?

I take that as a yes. Never fear. I have

something for just such an occasion.

>> Sweet.

>> Amazing.

>> Which one's mine?

>> Huh?

>> I'm kidding. You weren't kidding.

>> These are your new raptor cycles. They

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Messagog's island fortress.

>> Wait, did you just say island fortress?

>> Yes. Why?

>> Well, islands, they're surrounded by

water

>> usually.

>> No, you can't swim.

>> I didn't say that, but it's true. You

can't.

>> The Invisa portal will take you directly

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wet.

Can't move. Whatever, dude. You guys

ready?

Ready.

Let's do it. Yeah. Hit it.

>> This is your final chance, Dr. Oliver.

Free the gem from its resting place or

feel the wrath of my disappointment. Do

I have to pick one?

Your attempt at levity is as feeble as

your attempt at self-sacrifice.

If you won't do it for yourself, perhaps

you will for your precious students,

Elsa.

>> Yes, my lord.

>> The three teenagers,

bring them to me.

Master, it's them on some kind of

vehicles.

>> Like obedient dogs, I speak and they

come.

>> I can save you some trouble. Good guys

always win.

>> I suppose that all depends on who you

believe the good guys to be. Zeldrax,

Elsa, go and bring help. I want no

mistakes this time.

>> Yes, my lord.

>> Whoa, it just stopped. What's up with

that?

>> This must be where Haley programmed the

coordinates.

>> Look, there's the invisa portal. Sure

hope Dr. O's on the other side.

>> Only one way to find out.

>> You guys ready? You know it.

>> Ready.

Hey, no one invited you to the party.

I'm crashing and I bought a few friends.

Is that rude?

>> Extremely.

>> You're not getting through that portal

unless you're in chains.

>> I might be able to pull that look off,

but these guys, no way.

>> I vote we go for it.

Attack!

Firing lasers!

I'm going through!

Woohoo!

Heads up.

My turn.

Wow, it worked.

I meant to do that.

All right.

This is going to be a blast.

Watch this.

A

wa.

You missed me.

Yeah. Come on.

>> Right with you,

>> guys. Hurry. The portal is still open.

We can do it. Open net. Follow me.

>> Let's go.

Yeah. Punch it. Maximum speed.

>> Almost there.

>> All right.

Haley, we're in.

>> Good. I'll rec-alibrate the bikes for

your exit. You

>> okay?

>> You have about 5 minutes.

>> It seems we have visitors.

>> I'm going to take a guess that it's for

you.

>> There's that wit again. If I had a sense

of humor, I might actually enjoy it.

I'll handle the intruders myself.

The lab should be just around here, I

think. At least we still have the

element of

>> Welcome.

We've been expecting you.

>> Surprise.

>> You remember me, I trust.

>> Like I could forget that face.

>> Uh, what partace?

>> Obviously, you are in need of some

discipline.

>> This way. Hurry. Right behind you,

>> fools. Stop them now.

>> Hey. Huh? Not good time. Hit the red

button on the panel. Okay.

Should have known you tried to rescue

me. Is that your way of saying thank

you? Cuz if it is, it needs some work.

I'll take it for real when we get out of

here. We can use the main invisible

portal network.

>> Hey, they gave you the raptor cycles

right this way. Wait, we need to talk.

Go. I'll explain later. We already know

everything.

>> We found the video diary.

>> We know you're a Power Ranger. What's

Ethan? Not anymore.

>> Ranger or not, you're mine now. I hate

when he gets like this. We can take it

from here. Dr. R.

Dunder. Power up.

Heat. Heat.

Sh.

1 2 3

Dr. O. Head for the portal. I got to get

something.

>> Hurry.

>> You better do what he says.

do not let him escape with that stone.

Go.

>> Hey,

>> you made it.

>> Do we really need a souvenir? This one

we do.

>> Huh?

>> There they are.

>> Go. I'm right behind you.

>> Where is he?

Dr. O.

Huh? Dr. Oliver.

>> No,

>> this can't be happening.

>> Such negativity.

Haven't you learned that in our world

anything's possible?

>> Even the destruction of the great Dr.

Tommy Oliver.

>> I heard my name. You missed me, didn't

you, Zelrax?

Yes.

>> All right.

>> Awesome.

>> Right on.

>> You made it. Hey, Dr. Ro, what's this?

A black dino gem. Let me guess. The

power of invisibility. Looks like it.

>> That gem belongs to my master.

>> There's two things you guys need to

learn about dino gems. One, you can't

choose them. They choose you.

>> What's the other?

>> They go real well with Domorphers.

Aren't you a little old for this, Tommy?

>> I may be old, but I can still pull it

off.

>> Dino Thunder, power up.

Dino Thunder, Black Ranger.

>> Awesome. Yeah,

>> just like riding a bike.

>> One more makes no difference.

A

break your staff.

>> Let's see what you're made of.

Later power losers.

We are not intimidated by your teacher.

Then you've obviously never taken one of

his pop quizzes.

>> Give it up, Celtra.

>> Never.

>> Is that all you got? Black Ranger,

>> give me a break. It's been a while.

Where is that pedal pusher?

>> Looking for me.

>> We will meet again. Red ranger.

>> Fight.

That's dino powered.

>> Hey guys,

>> you okay?

>> Better than he is. Let's put him

together. Yeah, good call.

T-Rex blaster.

>> Don't be a pollinator, hater.

>> Ready.

>> Fire.

I'm not

Go ahead. I dare you.

>> No. I got a message for your boss. Tell

him Tommy's back. And no matter what

color I am, he'll never defeat me.

>> Don't be so sure.

Engage.

>> Oh yeah.

You win.

Really?

>> Welcome back.

>> I've got a little homecoming present for

you. I found it on the north side of the

forest.

>> Meet the Brachioord. Retrieving the

black gem must have awakened him.

>> Oh, wow.

>> Wa. Yeah.

>> Wait till you see what he has inside. I

think you can handle it from here.

Yeah.

From the Megazord.

Feel

the love.

Wa!

We're getting rocked. We could use some

reinforcements.

>> Haley, you got any more surprises?

>> Sure do. Huh? Try the Sephilazord.

>> All right,

walking on.

What's that?

>> Awesome.

>> The Sephilosord can link up with your

Megazord for even more power. Did you

guys hear that? Let's do it. Ready?

Yeah.

Power brush.

Yeah,

>> good job, guys.

>> What a day. New bikes, new zords, new

ranger. Well, sort of new.

>> Dr. O, are you going to tell us how you

happen to have that morpher ready?

>> Right after you guys became rangers, I

got an energy reading on the tracking

system. I had a good idea was another

gym, so I had Haley build a morpher just

in case. And the day of my gate,

>> I was coming to tell you guys the energy

had moved and we needed to investigate.

>> When you were nab by the goon patrol.

>> Brutal. Yeah. But it all turned out

okay.

>> Well, I better get going.

>> Going? Where are you going?

>> Sh. I checked my closet this morning and

there's a serious shortage of black in

there.

See you.

Heat

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The Earth shall be yours for the taking.

What?

All hollow camouflage systems

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They look repulsive

indeed. They are repulsive species.

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>> Hey, Kea. Oo, dig the new look. Going to

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>> So, when's the music going to start?

Please tell me this isn't the music.

That's it. I'm hitting the food stand.

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>> Think we have enough?

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You'll never

die.

>> I thought we left the mosh pit.

>> We did.

you.

>> Hey.

>> What?

Uh, minor glitch, sir.

>> Did you see Glorfed?

>> You'd better hope we locate the target

soon. Commander, I find it increasingly

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Uh-oh.

>> Get her.

Get down.

>> Hey, what are you doing?

Wait.

Don't let her get away.

>> Don't worry. I'm okay.

>> What do the glor want with that girl? We

have to find her.

>> Then I'm going that way.

>> Fine. When you run into those heavily

armed glorif who look just like humans,

you take care of them.

Uh, hold up.

>> The girl is gone. Your plan has failed,

commander. She hasn't gone far. You

three that way. The rest with me. We'll

find her, sir. Idiots. I'll fight her

myself.

You do you know who those men were or

why they're after you. First off, who

are you and why are you freak stalking

me?

>> Well, I'm Jamie and I'm like a big-time

space hero. I've saved the Earth like 12

times.

>> What could the Glor possibly want with

you?

>> Well, it looks as if my plan is coming

together perfectly.

Kea

>> Gorthath, even as a human, you're just

as repulsive.

>> Gorath. Oh man, how come every time I

start getting somewhere with a chick, he

shows up?

>> A family reunion.

How touching?

>> Family? What are you talking about?

>> Oh no.

>> Once I destroy you, your descendants

cease to exist.

All of them. But you're from the future.

You don't have any family.

>> If I'm never born, I can't steal the

prototype and send it back to the past.

>> And I'll never be sent to this primitive

planet and be surrounded by all this

human filth.

>> It's all over now. Earth is doomed.

I wonder how this will work. Will you

just disappear

or will it hurt?

>> Wait, let me understand this. This

hottie is related to Kea.

>> I never would have expected you to come

up with such a clever plan, Gorath.

>> Maybe I should get rid of you first to

make sure you suffer.

>> That would have been the smart thing to

do.

>> Jamie, get the girl to Megas. Where'd

she go?

Jamie, stay with her. And Jamie, Jamie,

>> looks like your friends have deserted

you.

>> No problem. They were just slowing me

down.

>> Wasn't I supposed to get nachos?

So this is how you conquer worlds now,

Gorak. Attacking an innocent, unarmed

girl.

Yes,

>> sir. We're closing in on the girl.

>> Hold her. I want to take her out myself.

>> Hey, I was just uh looking for my friend

with a giant robot.

>> Uh looks to me like you're hiding.

me. No way was I hiding.

>> Cuz it's not a bad idea.

>> I was totally hiding.

>> Gotcha.

Dad.

>> Yo, man. That Jamie. What?

>> Nah, that guy's with a girl.

>> This way.

Come on.

>> She is mine.

>> No, she's not.

Don't I know that guy?

>> It's the squid.

>> Yo, what's up with that?

>> Don't know, but they ain't messing up my

party if me and Maggas got anything to

say about it.

That is soon as I can get to Megas.

>> What is that?

>> Wait.

>> A minor glitch.

Come on. How am I going to get to Megas?

Yeah. Check me out. He's off with a

nacho, dude.

>> Nice.

>> Rock on, Coop.

But hurry up and get us.

Please, you have to trust me. I want to

help you. Why should I trust you?

>> Cuz she ain't a snot green alien with a

gun.

>> Good point.

I tire of this game. Earthers, that girl

and your future are history. Now,

good thing I had the top down.

Your plan has failed miserably,

commander. Now we do this my way. Bring

down the mech.

>> I ask for nachos and you bring me the

glor.

>> We have to keep this girl safe or the

whole timeline may be compromised.

>> Yeah, Ka may never be born and we may

never get Magus.

>> Uh, okay. You might want to strap in.

Things tend to get a little bumpy when

the green guys show up.

>> Yeah, no kidding.

Dancing make this place.

>> All right, you octopusfaced losers. You

crash my concert, stop me from getting

fake cheese nachos, and try wiping out

this poor chick who ain't done nothing

to you just so you can make Ka not be

born and me not get my robot. Uh, wait,

explain it to me again. It's their Ah,

forget it.

Wow.

Heat.

The only thing you thick-headed earthers

understand is a brutal display of force.

From now on, I do things my way.

>> You mean the loser way.

Heat. Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Destroy him.

You call this protection?

They want a marsh pit. They're getting

one.

Heat.

Heat.

Come on.

>> All units, retreat. You'll pay for your

foolish plan, Commander.

>> I don't know how you continue to evade

me, Earth, but rest assured it won't

happen again.

>> Yeah, heard it. Now, get out of my town.

See? Told you we'd get lots of combat

practice.

You know, I never spent much time with

my family in the future. Too busy

fighting to save humanity.

>> Something like that. So, if you want, we

could spend some time together.

>> Are you crazy? Aliens? Giant robots? You

and your friends are freaks. I'm going

back to Brooklyn where it's safe.

Thanks.

So, Ka, check it out. If me and Ally had

gotten together, I could have been your

great great great great grandfather or

something.

>> Now, that's an awful thought.

>> Please, Jamie. This day has been

disturbing enough.

>> Oh, okay. Okay, I think I got it. Gorath

was trying to change the future by

messing with the past, which is the

present, right? So, the future? No,

wait. I don't understand. Okay, I think

I got it.

>> Don't worry about his plan as long as we

stopped it.

>> Rock on.

>> So, did you guys ever get those nachos

or what?

Heat.

Heat.

Heat. Heat.