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EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: MICHAEL LA, ANTHONY CHOW

CREATED BY WISELY

STARRING: CHRISTINE NG, WAISE LEE, GLORIAYIP

FEATURING: PHILIP KWOK, LAWRENCE LAU, LAU SIU-MING

SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NI KUANG

SCREENPLAY: CHAN HING-KA

ART DESIGN: LEUNG BING-KWAN, HO KIM-SING

LIGHTING: YUEN TENG-BONG CINEMATOGRAPHER: MAK HOI-MAN

ASSISTANT DIRECTORS: CHENG WING-HAN, TANG CHUK-KWAN, SO CHING-MAN, MAU KIN-TAK

STUNT CHOREOGRAPHER: PHILIP KWOK

ORIGINAL MUSIC SCORE: CHAN FEI-LIT

EDITORS: KEUNG CHUEN-TAK, PETER CHEUNG

ASSOCIATE PRODUCER: ERIC HUEN PRODUCERS: JACKSON HA, WONG WING-KEUNG

PLANNER: TSIM WAI-WAI, CHOW CHEN-TUNG

PRODUCER: CHUA LAM

DIRECTOR: LAM NAI-CHOI

Many readers have written to ask

how I come up with the topics in my writing.

Actually, some of these events were based on my personal experiences.

Our theme for tonight is about three individuals.

No, this is in fact about two individuals and a cat.

And as for our story,

we should begin with my good friend, Li Tung.

So much racket at this time.

Don't you need to sleep?!

Well, that does it!

Open up!

Open up!

Still won't open up?

Open up!

How many people died in your home?

You get noisy at this hour. What are you hammering? A coffin?

Really sorry to have disturbed you. Sorry.

You're giving me a nervous breakdown.

If this continues, I'll call the police.

My goodness!

I'll try to cut down the noise...

Easy!

Up!

Be careful. Easy there!

Easy!

Be careful!

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Are you moving?

Sorry for causing all that noise.

What are you hammering every night?

Hold on!

Okay, let's go!

Let's go!

Li Tung told me

that he decided to enter the old man's flat for a quick gander

out of curiosity.

Officer Chan, it still moves!

These intestines are fresh. Barely two hours old.

Wong Kit-Mei, are these the intestines of a child?

Don't panic until the truth comes out.

Indeed, they are intestines.

But they're from a cat, not a human.

I told you not to make a big deal out of this!

Exactly!

Enough with the gory stuff. Let's drink up!

- Here. - Buddy, I don't drink until sunset.

The sun has set in many parts of the world.

Come on, let's drink!

- Seriously? - Drink!

What is that?

It's vodka, the strongest liquor in the world.

Easily flammable.

Amazing, isn't it?

Indeed, it is!

Hey, Pak So, are the crabs ready yet?

- Always teasing me! - Quit playing around with Li Tung!

That's what she said!

- Eat crab! - That vodka is strong!

Good!

- Hand me a gun. - Gun?

Just fork it over!

Here.

Hey, come on, this is good stuff!

You're not used to strong liquor. Try this aromatic Huadiao wine.

Hong Kongers sure are lucky. We can eat all we want.

Who'd want to emigrate?

Here.

- Thank you, madam! - Come on.

Here, bottoms up!

Take a bigger sip!

Wisely, I think something's off about that flat.

That cat and the girl stared at me with their eyes wide open.

Wong, can the police send someone to investigate the cat's background

and whereabouts?

If we had time, we'd prioritise the jewel store bandits.

Not some cat, you silly goose!

To be quite frank,

that cat and girl do resemble demons in Greek mythology.

Hey, nothing arouses your interest more than girls.

No need for the jealousy!

I have a strong sixth sense.

A sixth sense so strong

that I have friends suspect I'm not from Earth.

My hunches say that girl and cat are of alien origin.

They should be good-natured.

But kindness is bound to bring evil.

Within this city, evil is afoot.

Meanwhile, a strange event took place in the History Museum.

In the museum, there is an octagonal artefact

that not even archaeologists can figure out.

But for the extraterrestrials,

this octagonal artefact is an essential weapon.

Who is it?

Errol!

Curiosity is one of the finer things in life.

It's what guides us to make progress. And it delays our ageing.

The girl, cat, and old man have since disappeared.

However, I must pursue this case.

But where do I begin?

Li Tung mentioned that moving company which helped the girl move her stuff

is called Yan Yan Movers.

I remember that TV advert in which the old man gave a thumbs-up on screen.

Curiosity has compelled me to get to the bottom of this.

Come now.

What's that? Has someone arrived?

From the address provided by the old man, I finally located their tenement building.

Nobody's here. No need to panic!

We've got to find the other octagon.

Only then can we wipe out the alien assassins

and be on our way home.

If, by chance, we can't go back, we'll settle here and die.

Who is it? Who’s there? Come out!

No, don't hurt him!

Let's dispose of him just in case.

No, we cannot kill humans.

There's no animosity between us.

I thought I was dreaming.

But as I looked at the wound, I confirmed it to be real.

It just never occurred to me that a cat could fight.

And it fought so valiantly too.

That cat wanted me dead.

But the girl saved me.

This is starting to get complicated.

That cat is very dangerous.

But as I awoke in the building that day,

I found no trace of that man and cat.

I'm very disappointed.

I thought I lost my chance at finding out the truth.

Until one morning,

Pak So and I found a new lead on the cat through the TV news.

So who did you play ball with?

I practised by myself against the wall.

Why? I could've helped.

You've only stopped by here once this week.

What is it now?

Why take my underwear when you've got so much of your own?

I get the sense of you holding me close when I put these on.

I guess I'm no longer needed.

Oh yeah, you woke up so early after sleeping late last night.

So you want to be Napoleon and sleep for four hours?

If Napoleon knew 1997 was fast approaching,

he'd only sleep for three hours a day.

Are men that potent in the morning?

This is a special news report.

A mysterious theft in the historical museum

during the early hours of this morning.

Thieves have stolen a centuries-old octagonal artefact.

No other display items have been taken.

Police say the burglars broke in through the window.

They broke the glass box and took the octagonal artefact.

We also believe that they fought with two security guards

and ultimately killed them.

We now conclude our report.

- I'm sure it's linked to that cat. - I'll go too! Let me take a shower first.

Okay.

Hey! Don't!

Hey, you threw me into the water, you jerk!

That was mean! Don’t go!

Hey!

Hello, Wong Kit-Mei!

I'm heading to the scene of the crime. I'll meet you there in half an hour.

See you soon.

How is it now, sarge?

No idea. See for yourself.

Traces of burns throughout the whole exhibit.

No signs of arson either.

I doubt any human can achieve this.

Is everything else okay?

- Our fingerprint guy is here. - Here?

What? Taking prints with everything burnt?

It's just procedure.

- Morning, Mr Chow. - Morning.

Sir, I can't take prints out of hair.

I'm sure it's the cat.

That cat's brought so much havoc.

And yet, I have no way to handle this.

Only an animal can punish other animals in sin.

A man can't expose himself to dog howls for so long and still find enjoyment.

He's truly a crank.

Old Chen lives alone in such a big house.

Because no one would work for him, even with the money he's offered.

- So it's you, Wisely. - Never imagined that?

I'm here for the dogs.

This is my friend, Insp. Wong. This is Mr Chen.

Come in.

Chen, remind your babies not to get so jumpy with me.

Still remember how my dogs startled you?

Chen, I request to borrow a dog from you. A ferocious dog that can fight.

What for? Getting even with the neighbour's dog?

No, it's with a cat.

A cat? You must be kidding me!

Heard the morning news yet? I suspect it was linked to that cat.

If that's the case, I think Lao Bu is perfect for the job.

Which one is Lao Bu?

Look, he's getting rested over there.

This is Lao Bu.

He's the most beautiful yet bravest dog in the world.

None of the dogs here are his match.

I think he's eligible.

But how can I take him out if he's not in the mood?

There are no more than ten dogs of this pedigree in the world.

Lao Bu's got a unique personality. He hates getting bossed around.

He remains calm when facing a strong rival.

He's a real fighter and looks every inch like one.

He's one of a kind.

Hey, say something nice to him.

Lao Bu, you're a really good dog. I've never seen any dog as strong as you.

- Okay, you can take him away now. - Come on.

I'm leaving.

Thanks a lot!

Officer Wong!

Our intel says the bank robbery suspects are in Kowloon Tong.

I'll check it out.

I've had plenty of joyrides with the ladies.

But a joyride with a canine? Now that's a first!

The dog and I seem to be getting along pretty well.

I get the same feeling too.

Could there be a change in me?

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Help me!

Don't come over!

Help me!

We've lost our dear friend, Wong Kit-Mei.

Our cells require three days for full body mutation.

We must make use of our human bodies before the mutation is complete.

Yes.

- Gather your weapons now. - Let's go.

How can I help you, Officer Wong?

You sounded urgent over the phone.

Was there a death in the family?

Death? Not in my home.

What do you mean by that, Officer Wong?

Can't I joke around like you?

What did you call me for?

Guns.

Can't you get the arsenal yourself?

What we're doing must be kept secret.

Never thought the police would want to get their hands dirty.

Trying to take the law into their own hands before 1997.

If only your brother wasn't my subordinate,

I'd bust your gun leasing syndicate. Show it to me!

This is a Milan .357 calibre. One of the deadliest Colt.

Hard-boiled cops use it too.

Not enough ammo.

A quick loader is just as effective.

AKM, the most advanced portable light machine gun from the Communists.

All the terrorists depend on it.

Fewer bullets and it's too heavy.

USMG, an official weapon of the Israeli military.

Fires 1,200 shots per minute.

MP5K from the H&K factory in West Germany. It fires 850 shots per minute.

I'll need a gun with loose bullets.

A plain Remington has only five shots. I can tell that's not enough for you.

This is the Demonstrator. The first Roulette Loose Bullets gun.

Twelve shots per round.

Thanks!

Thanks?

Hey! Business is business.

Cops and hooligans alike need to pay their rent.

Have your mum collect it!

Your joke's not all that funny, Officer Wong.

I kid you not.

What I meant to say is, I'll end your mother too!

You're not human!

I'm not human!

I'm not human.

Hey, you hungry, Wisely? Let's order some food.

Follow me!

Hold on!

After him!

My Lao Bu's a bloody mess!

Thankfully, Lao Bu survived.

Otherwise, the pet lover in Old Chen would forfeit my life for him.

Professor Yu, how's my Lao Bu doing?

He'll live.

- Don't worry! - Thank goodness!

He's as strong as an ox. He'll survive any man.

- He'll be fine in a week or two. - Thank you, Professor Yu!

Thank you for saving his life!

Lao Bu!

Let's head home, my boy!

Lets go home, Lao Bu! Good boy!

We're heading home now, Lao Bu. Good boy!

- Professor. - Yes. Thanks.

How are the results of the cat's tail, Dr Yu?

Wisely, just what are you up to? This is a university lab.

- Poking fun at me with a dead cat's tail? - Dead cat's tail?

Yes, our bone analysis shows it's been dead for decades.

Errol, can we wipe out the enemy after the digging?

Princess, if I can fuse the two octagons into one,

we will surely wipe out the enemy.

Don't worry. You will make your return.

General!

Errol, he's been injured!

Why has the cat's tail gone missing?

Why did you seek out Wisely?

Our duty as knights is to protect our master.

And now you've lost your tail. How will we escort you out of Earth?

Errol, please don't blame him. He is a brave knight.

He did manage to get the octagon.

What happened last night was unbelievable!

The cat had its tail clenched by the trunk of my car.

He unexpectedly bit off his tail and ran off.

Analysis shows it belonged to a cat that died decades ago.

But it's peculiar. I saw it alive and well.

How could it be a dead cat?

Want a look?

It's a sight for sore eyes. Better keep it buried!

You're so naughty!

How dare you! You startled me!

Could it be the cat coming back for its tail?

Impossible!

Don't give me a nervous breakdown.

Don't move! I'll deal with him!

Wisely, don’t!

Please don't worry. We mean you no harm.

Who are you?

We-- We're not earthlings. We come from outer space.

Folks, we took refuge on your planet

because our home planet had been invaded by other extraterrestrials.

Once the old man explained their origins,

the alienoid assassins were closing in on us.

I bear no grudge against you. Why attack me at the tenement building?

We did not intend to attack you. You snuck inside that night.

We didn't knock you out on purpose. We were the ones who saved you.

The cat intestines Li Tung found in your home?

I've been researching the cat's bowels

in order to prolong its lifespan.

Wisely, the three of us are now in danger.

Our physical forms must leave this planet.

But firstly, we must re-attach the tail of this cat.

How can you re-attach it?

He can do it.

It's okay.

Wisely, the alienoid assassins are here!

Don't be afraid! Pak So, go with them!

Light the fire now!

Quickly!

Wong Kit-Mei? Kit-Mei!

Quiet!

- Is he human? - He's no longer the friend you once knew.

- Stay away! - Run!

Don't!

- Errol! - Stay away!

- Errol! - Don't!

- Errol! - Don't!

Errol!

Run!

Hurry up!

Why did you take us here?

Errol is dead, and there's no one to guide us.

I must get back to my home planet.

Let's head up and look!

What is she looking for?

I've found it!

Look!

- What is this? - That's my home planet.

- Take a look! - Come and take a look!

How will you get back?

So this is your spaceship?

What spaceship? That's just an earthly assumption.

I find it rather primitive.

A strange light is emitting from your planet.

I've finally reached out to them!

The octagon receives a signal from the planet.

The planetary radiation then fuses us into the stellar system.

Our bodies can then be dematerialised.

We'll be taken back to our home planet through radio waves.

Splendid!

The general's body has been radiated.

Now, he is the strongest knight in the universe.

Does this mean we can be transported to your home planet

if our bodies also get dematerialised?

That'd be great! Let's have some fun there!

You're homeward bound. You should go. If enemies catch up, it'll be too late.

Goodbye. Take care.

We can't leave till we wipe out the enemy.

Now we have the tool to wipe them out.

- What tool? - The cat's body.

The cat's body is weaponry?

Combined with the cat hair, the octagon can destroy the enemy cells.

Why didn't the cat kill the enemy when you were at my home?

Because the octagon hadn't received reception from the planet.

Now the time is ripe.

Know where the enemy is?

We can sense their existence.

We must leave now.

Wait!

We'll go together.

Pak So, go ahead and call the police.

Leave through the back! Go!

Run!

- Go back! - Run!

Use it on them now.

Not until the octagon emits light.

Let's go! Quickly!

General!

Hey!

Be careful!

Wisely!

Catch!

Give me your hand! Come on!

Stand aside!

Don't go up!

Come here now!

Give it to him!

Oh, yes, how are you heading back?

The general can take us back through this glittery substance.

General!

Thank you, Wisely. We must leave now.

Take care!

Wisely!

- Are you all right? - Yes.

Wisely, could you close the case at the station?

Okay.

Hey, what about them?

WESTERN DAILY

Wisely, I'm a reporter from Western Daily.

Heard you had a weird encounter. Care to share anything with us?

Sorry, I'm very tired. No interviews, please.

Wisely!

Can't you share anything with us?

How about you find out in my next novel?