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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. Can I leave? No, you

can't. Am I under arrest? These women are caught on hidden camera and are

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Oh, hey Vanessa, how are you doing?

I'm good.

Janet said you were back here. How's everything been with you?

Things are pretty good. I moved out of town. I'm actually back for a week

visiting family.

Oh, that's nice. So I figured I'd pop in and see if anybody I knew still worked

here. Come back to the old grounding.

Yeah, it's so nostalgic being here. It's like, it's so bizarre.

Oh man, that's nice.

So what else is new?

Well, I got married last year.

Oh, really? Congratulations.

Thank you.

We're trying to have kids, but, you know, kind of the boring adult life kind

thing. Yeah, I hear that.

How about you? Anything new with you?

You know, it's been pretty quiet around here lately, though. Nothing really.

Just the same old, same old. Just back in my office, watching out for people

shoplift and stuff.

So exciting. Do you have any good stories of girls or guys who have top

lately? I have a few, but nothing really to, you know, tell about. So, you know.

I still can't believe this store is even here. I figured it would have gone out

of business by now. It's been like eight years.

Yeah, but apparently people still love coming here. So I'm glad because it

me a paycheck every week.

It definitely does. Hold on. Let me just answer this phone call real quick.

Sorry. No problem.

Hello?

Hey, what's up?

Oh, really?

Um, yeah, she's actually back here right now.

Um, let me just, uh, handle this and see what happens, okay? I'll let you guys

know.

Oh, that was an interesting phone call. Actually, Vanessa, I actually kind of

have to do my job right now.

Okay, do you need me to go? No, can I actually just sit down, please, for a

second?

Um, I mean, if you're busy, I can just... Oh, no, no, I'm not, I'm...

Not that busy. Just sit down. I just have a couple of questions to ask you,

actually.

What's this about?

Well, the cashier at the front said she was, you know, watching you walk around

the store, and she suspects that you potentially took something, which, you

know, actually surprises me.

Are you kidding me? You're joking. No, I'm not. That's very funny, Mike. Ha ha.

Look, I wish I was joking, but she literally just called back here to ask

were here, because she said she saw you.

picking some stuff up and potentially you know taking it so are you kidding me

i'm not 13 years old stealing stupid stuff from the store that i used to work

out of all places look i know you know i don't want to really be doing this but

as you know this is part of my job so you know if you could just cooperate you

know me like i do know you so like hopefully i should make this just a

easier in my end so it just a couple routine things you know how it goes

like i need to do this so if you could just like sit down you really need to do

this though like this is so unnecessary we're both adults like i used to work

here are you kidding you have to be kidding me right like stop pulling my

mike i know i'm sorry but this is just you know it's protocol i just have to do

this you don't want me getting in trouble do you this is ridiculous this

take a couple minutes out it's not going to be that long so just sit down please

I can't believe they're making me do this right now. I know. Like, normally I

would have to ask for your ID and everything, but clearly we already have

on file, and I already know who you are, so I'm not going to start with that.

So that completes some of the work I have to do here.

Let me see if I have the rest of the paperwork here.

Look, I don't have the rest of the paperwork. I'm just going to go to the

real quick, grab it, get it together.

I just need to fill out a report, so...

truck now i don't think you took anything whatever i just have to do it

right back just sit here like if you did just let me know you know maybe we

could eventually work something out or something but just let's just do this

right way okay thank you

as I came back in and opened the door. What was I thinking?

Now you gotta act cool.

Don't wanna give it away.

Fuck, I'm so not good at not being nervous.

Just come and bless yourself, come and bless yourself.

No, there's no way.

No.

I wonder if... No, the camera will see it if I try to take it out.

Fuck.

Oh, my

God. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

My husband is going to kill me.

No. No, I'm not going to get caught.

What, is he going to make me take my clothes off?

No.

That's not going to happen.

Fuck, what are my parents going to think?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No, he's got to be kidding me. He's just pulling my leg. There's no way.

There's no way.

I hope not.

Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's just fine.

Fuck that metal detector.

It's taking him so long.

Where is he?

This is bringing back such bad memories.

Oh my god, are these all the other girls who have stolen?

No.

Just relax. Just walk it off.

Everything's going to be just fine.

Oh man, I hope nobody can see it.

Fuck, why did it get so cold in here?

oh must be my nerves

I'm freaking out right now.

Hey, Vanessa.

Hey. Sorry I took a bit. I didn't have everything out, so I had to print some

more stuff.

Uh -huh.

So? I mean, I have updated.

Hey, put everything down, your name and stuff. The only thing is your new

address that we don't have on file. If you could just write it down there for

me, please.

Is that necessary? Yeah. I mean, I don't even live in the city anymore.

No, it's just part of the paperwork. I just have to collect it since we have

your old address on file.

I mean, my old address is my parents' address. Like, won't that do?

No, like you said, it's your parents' address. It's not yours. We just need

address on file.

I really hate doing this. You know, I'm not taking any pleasure out of this

today.

Fine.

Like, we just sort of didn't really take anything, right? Come on, Mike. Are you

really accusing me right now? I know, but... Like, who even, like, accused me

taking something? I know, but... Some jealous bitch who probably likes you and

is jealous that I'm back here?

Yeah, but look, we have all these cameras back here, and... But we checked

footage. Yeah, but, like, I have to just ask these questions on camera, because

my boss checks me to make sure when I do have somebody back here, I am doing my

job. So this is just all protocol, okay?

So... So give me some time. I can fill this out. So really quickly, you'll be

able to ask me before you know it. Like, again, sorry.

Don't want to be doing this to you, but... Yeah, totally making me regret

and coming by to say hi in the first place. Trust me, I kind of understand

this could be very frustrating your first time back here since you left. I

it.

I mean, like, you did say you just got married. You sure maybe you're just not,

like, acting out that you just took something?

Are you kidding me right now? I just, you know, I'm just trying to make sense

why she would call, think that, because, you know, everyone else here knows you.

She is the new girl, so I don't really, you know, suspect her lying to you, but,

you know, let's just take this step by step, okay?

Really? It's like you're going to believe the new girl over someone who

here for five years?

Look, I get it. She called me. You, though?

See, like, the fact that she's saying this about you, like, I gotta make sure

that I do my job, because who knows what she's gonna be telling somebody else.

Like, I can't just say, yeah, just let her go, because I know her and I trust

her.

So... This is so ridiculous.

This is gonna take long, because I'm supposed to meet up with my mom for

No, like I said, I just gotta fill some of this paperwork out.

Once I'm done with this, I'm gonna go back and check the surveillance footage

that we have from the store, just to make sure that's okay.

And then once I'm done with that, I'm sure there's nothing on it, then you can

just leave. Like, this never happened, okay?

This is just for the record.

Mike, I just don't get this. Like, we were friends.

We were really close.

We used to hang out outside of work. I literally cannot believe you are doing

this to me. This is such an insult.

It makes me never want to come back here ever again. We are friends. You are one

of the closest people I was here at work with.

You know, we even had that date that one time, and it was nice. So trust me,

it's not something I take pride in.

If you were really my friend, we wouldn't be going through this right

hear you. It sucks my job. Like I talked about, the paycheck, I need it.

It's her word against yours. I mean, some new girl over somebody who's been

for longer than anybody else who's here.

I agree, but you know how these phones are also... Always recorded when

employees call each other. So, like, it's just protocol. I need to watch my

So... Yeah, that girl out there better watch hers.

Well, you can go handle that with her once you leave here. What you do outside

of this is not my problem.

All right, cool. I have the majority of the paperwork done. I'm just going to go

check the footage real quick. I'll be back in, like, five minutes, okay?

Shouldn't take much longer.

Okay.

Don't think about it. Everything's going to be fine.

Stupid fucking girl out there.

Jealous cunt.

Why did I come back here?

They purposely

turn up the AC

in here and make me more cold.

Make me look guilty or something.

I'm so shaky, just...

Everything's gonna

be fine.

Nothing is gonna show up on that stupid camera.

It was like the longest five minutes of my life.

Wash it.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

What is going to happen?

I hope he doesn't call the cops.

No, I remember.

He didn't always call the cops when some girls would steal.

Again. He did keep him in here for a while.

No, no, he wouldn't do that.

Stop thinking of the war kicks, Mario, Vanessa.

I'll just pay you for the necklace and, you know, give it back or...

I stopped thinking about it.

If I look guilty, then I'm obviously going to get in trouble.

Just relax. You're getting this all way too worked up.

Damn.

I wish I took a jacket.

I'm freezing right now. Did that actually come in handy?

I don't even need a necklace.

Ugh,

it works.

Maybe just back it off a little bit.

If my cameras are over there, maybe I could just, like, send me this out.

This dress is too tight.

Fuck, now my boat's getting all dry.

Ugh, the dead giveaway.

At least I'm not starting to sweat.

I think I'm really done, giveaway.

I was just a little disappointed when I saw her.

What do you think you saw?

I saw you walking over by the jewelry department, and from the angle of the

camera, it looked like you reached over and grabbed something and then walked

away with it.

And then I was following you around the store. I didn't really see you go to the

cashier and pay for anything other than you just coming back here.

I mean, come on. People get things and then decide, oh, no, I don't want this,

and just, like, put it wherever.

I spent hours putting things away where they didn't belong.

Yeah, I know, but a jewelry here is really expensive, and that's something

people wouldn't normally just, like, leave somewhere.

So, you know, I'm just going to have to continue on with the procedure of

interrogation back here.

You've got to be kidding me.

No, I'm actually not. The fact that we actually have it on footage, I'm going

have to continue this, or I could just easily call the cops and they could

handle this from here.

You're going to threaten me with calling the cops. Look, I'm trying to, like,

inform you of what the steps are. So, since we are friends, like, I don't want

to call the cops. I'm just giving you the option of, like, if we just do this,

then the cops don't have to get involved.

And I know you don't want to. You just got married and stuff. So, like, your

husband doesn't want to hear any of this.

Obviously not. Like, I don't want to be dealing with any of this. This is...

Exactly, like... This is such an insult right now. Like, yeah, like, I believe

what you just said, that you put it down somewhere, is 100%, I believe it.

But I also think if I do call a cop and you go down there and they find out you

have nothing, that's very embarrassing. So let's just do this, just work with

me.

The quicker this goes, right?

I don't know, just, like, stand up. I just have to search you.

What do you mean?

Search me. I'm just going to have to pat you down, and then I'm going to use the

metal detector over your body.

My dress is extremely tight. Like, where can I even put anything? I agree, but

it's just part of the procedure, just like I said.

Like, wouldn't you think to go through my bag, not with something on me? I'm

going to search you and search your bag, so just stand up, please.

I can't believe that you're doing this right now. Just hands.

Hands out.

Cool.

Just spread your legs for me.

sorry spread a little water yeah all right

some stomach pills some

makeup all right there's nothing in here i told you yeah you did let

me just use this light thing here can you just arms out and just spread your

legs thank you

Yeah, most girls' bras don't come up on that.

I really... What are you implying? All

bras have a wire in it. Duh. Yeah, but they usually don't pick up on that. I'm

just going to... It's a metal detector. It's a metal wire. Why? Like, hello?

I'm just going to need to have you take your dress off.

And I just need to... What?

Yeah, it's part of the procedure that if the metal detector picks up something

that's underneath... the person's clothes i have to ask you to do a strip

you're you there's no way you're being serious yeah i'm being very serious

there like a girl security guard that should be doing this like isn't this

borderline not legal no it totally is i really don't think my husband would be

happy about this i agree and i also don't think you'd be happy I called the

cops, and he had to come pick you up at the precinct.

So, I mean, think about that.

Like you said, if it's just your bra, it's not a big deal. Just take your

off, hand me your bra, and... Wait, you want me to take my bra off, too?

Yes. What?

No, there's no way I'm showing you my tits. Like, real funny, I know you, when

we went... On a date and things didn't exactly go how you wanted them to. Is

this just your little version of revenge?

No, this is not my little version of revenge.

I'm going to give you some time to think. You're clearly upset.

Of course I'm upset. You're asking me to get naked.

Alright, I'm going to give you some time right now to think about it. It's

either I'm going to do this, you take your dress off here now, or I call the

cops. Alright, so just think about your marriage, think about how you want to

have a kid.

Let's just sit down, think. I'll be back in like five minutes.

should be more than enough time for you to think about what you want to do okay

a stress headache.

Oh, this is not how my day was supposed to go.

Maybe he'll just let me pee for it and I'll give the necklace back so no harm,

no foul.

I mean, right?

What

am

I going to do?

i don't want to take my dress off in front of him like i don't want him to

me naked or like topless of course the one day i wear a bra

and this happens no

matter how this goes

it's not gonna go well for me

Ugh.

I mean, I guess I'm at least... I don't care about that.

Nobody cares.

Ugh.

Ugh.

I mean... Ugh, but there's cameras everywhere in here.

Why would there be cameras in here?

So you... Maybe they don't work?

Alright, so... Do you think about... Think about it.

I mean, I'm just still in shock that this is even happening.

Vanessa, look, I really don't want to be going back and forth with you. I want

to get you out of here as fast as possible, so just do this, and you can

out, okay?

I swear, this is so messed up.

I know.

Let's just get this done with. The quicker, the better, okay?

Could you turn around while I do this, at least?

Alright.

Here's my job.

Alright, just take the bra off, please.

Make sure I turn around.

And then once you have it off, just cover up for me.

Here.

Cover it up?

Yep.

See? Just a bra.

With a wire.

With a wire. Yeah, you are right. But, uh, alright, cool.

Uh, can you also just turn around, too?

Now that you have your dress off.

Um... Um,

what? Just... You don't want to turn around?

Okay.

Um... Oh, what's that?

Ow! What? Yeah, what is this?

You totally just put that there. No, I didn't totally put that there. That

literally just came out of your underwear.

Come on. What are you doing?

You used to work here.

All right.

You got to take the underwear off now, too.

Why would I take the underwear off? Because clearly that was in your

I don't know if there's anything else in there.

Just take it off.

Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Vanessa, I could literally call a cop to you for

that. It's like $15.

I'll just pay for it. It's not $15. You took it from my jewelry.

It's not.

Sorry.

I can just pay for it.

I'll turn around again, take your number off.

You're on my nerves. I'm on your nerves? Are you kidding me? I'm two seconds

away from calling the cops.

I'm going to try to help you out here. Just follow the procedure. Just take it

off.

Hands out, please.

I can't believe you're making me do that.

Well, you put yourself in this situation, and you're in a bit of

Can you chill?

It's not... Well, look, listen.

You put yourself in a situation in pretty... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

You don't need to grab my tit.

No, I do.

What do you mean you need to grab my tits? There's obviously nothing there

tits. No, but you're... Hey, come on. Look, you're in trouble here, right?

Okay, so I'll pay for it. You guys keep it. No harm, no foul. It's too late. You

already did that.

No, no, no. You stay uncovered.

You're going to have to listen to what I say here.

Just got married and everything and, you know, maybe we could, uh...

Maybe work something out here.

What do you mean, work something out?

Um, you obviously don't want to go to jail, right?

Obviously, who wants to go to jail? And I don't want to get my friend in trouble

with the law and then potentially her new husband. If you were my friend, you

would just let me pay for it and go.

No, I can't do that. It's too late. Maybe we could, uh, you know, we could

something out here.

What do you mean, work something out? Can you, like, just stop touching me?

Well, like...

I want to help you out here, right? I want to make sure that I don't do this

report, I don't call the cops or anything, your husband doesn't find out.

And for me to do that, you kind of have to help me without something.

It just sounds like you're trying to abuse your power.

I'm not trying to abuse my power. I'm just trying to help a friend out.

Helping me out? This is what you call helping out? You don't want to go to

do you?

No. So, um...

You help me out with something, and then I'll forget this ever happened.

Okay, so what do you mean? Like, a hand job or something?

Well, what I want you to do is turn around.

Face me.

Do I have to? Yeah, face me. Cool.

What I want you to do is just help me.

What do you mean, help you? I want you to get down on your knees.

when you give me a blowjob.

Seriously?

You're turned on right now?

Oh yeah, I'm very turned on.

So, you let me help you.

You help me out.

You make me come.

And we'll forget this happened.

Just make me come and I'll help you out. Or I'll gladly call the cops if you

want.

No, no, no. Don't call the cops. I don't.

I could not survive in jail.

All right, well, get down on your knees.

So what, the blowjob?

You've got to make me come.

Okay, well, so what, will you come from the blowjob?

Well, you can make that happen.

If not, it's been proven that no female has, so you just got to see.

First, let's see what you can do.

And you promise that if I do this, then all of this goes away?

And you don't call a cop.

Nothing. Nobody knows about this. I need you to say it.

If you do this, you make me cum, no one's going to know.

Oh my god, this is so weird.

Yeah, it's easy for you to say. Well, maybe you should have never told in the

first place.

Actions have consequences.

I can't believe you're getting off on this. This is so wrong.

Well, like you said, I did take you out for a reason.

Fuck.

Come on, I think you can do a little better than that.

Do you want to get out of here or not?

Obviously, I mean... Well, you're not showing me it.

Show me how bad you want to get out of this.

Come on.

Keep going. You can even use a hand if you want.

Is that enough?

No, come on, get back down.

You know how to make somebody cum, don't you?

Come on, open up. There you go.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

What are you trying to do, choke me? Jeez.

I can't believe you're making me do this. Just keep going.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yes, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it.

Oh, is that enough?

No, no. Keep going.

Keep going.

Use your hand to stroke it while he's sucking it. There you go.

Yeah.

That's it.

Just get him nice and wet.

There you go.

Hey, you're doing a better job now.

Are you going to come yet?

Not there yet.

I'll let you know when.

Why are you making me cheat on my husband?

You should have never stole.

You're cheating on your husband.

You're putting yourself in a situation.

All right, you're going to keep on stopping. Get up, stand up.

I'm done?

What do you mean? Turn around.

What do you mean turn around? Turn around.

I just thought you were going to make me cum, so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

Lay down on the table.

Oh, my God.

You just said make you cum. You didn't say this.

Well, you're going to make me cum, right? This is another way I can cum.

I mean, but I'm trying to have a kid, but not yours.

I won't cum inside of you. Don't worry.

ever gets out.

They're just cute right here.

Keep back on the table.

big titties.

Tell me how bad you want it.

I want it so bad.

Like nothing I've ever wanted before.

Please.

I want it so bad.

Just give it to me.

Please.

I want it.

Please.

I just want that cum so bad.

It's all I've wanted all day.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Come on, please, just give me that cum. I want it.

It's all I want.

I want it on my titties so bad.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

God, at least it's over.

Ew.

Okay, Vanessa.

Get your shit. Get out of here. I'll give you the paperwork.

And let's do coffee sometime.

You really think I want to get coffee with you after this?

I mean... Get out of my office.

Do you have something for all the filth? No.

Take it.

Like I could.

And that's everything?

That's everything.

I can get my own thing, thanks.