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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion
to shoplifters. These women

are caught on hidden camera and are
prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on

video, only on Shoplifter MILF.

I don't know what the hell you're doing.

Please have a seat.

What's this about?

My employee said that you might have

pocketed something.

Do I look like a common thief to you?

You know... I mean, look at how I'm
dressed. Do you know how much money I've

spent at the store?

I really can say.

But my employees tell me that... Double
digits, okay? So I don't know who you

think you're talking to, but you better
go talk to your manager or bring

somebody more important than you.

I am important.

And I'm here to discuss, you know, your
actions inside the store.

Shopping?

Shoplifting, possibly?

No, I was not shoplifting. You have the
wrong person.

Can I go? No, not just yet.

I just need to ask you some questions.

Do you mind giving me your name and
address?

My name is Amber Dawn.

What do you need this for?

Are you going to come stalk me or
something?

That's not in my job description. Do I
have to give you my... Yeah.

For what? I don't have anything on me.

I didn't steal.

I'm not giving you my address.

All right. Well, do you have ID?

I do, but I left it downstairs.

You left it downstairs.

Where's your wallet?

It's my phone. You took it. You
confiscated it from me. Where's your

It's a phone wallet.

Okay.

My employees tell me that you were
acting suspicious.

I was shopping.

I'm trying to look for something cute,
but you guys have old season clothing in

here. I don't even know why I came into
this stupid store. It's so out of

fashion.

A bunch of cheap shit.

Yeah.

Well,

would you mind standing up and let me,
you know, pat you down?

No, you can't pat me down. I'm not going
to let you touch me. It's part of my

job. It's either letting me do it or I
call the police and, you know, they

escort you downtown and they do it.
You're not going to call the police.

Okay. Okay, wait. All right. You can pat
me down. You can see I have nothing.

All right.

Over here.

I can't believe this.

This has got to be breaking some type of
law here. This cannot be acceptable.

Hey! What? Get your hands off me. Don't
grope my ass.

I will sue you so fast your head will
spin, mister.

Hey! Not there.

There's nothing, see?

Alright.

When my husband finds out about this,
you're going to get so fired.

My hands are tired.

What's going on here?

I have no idea. You probably... It's
probably faulty, like all your clothes.

Yeah, I don't think so. Piece of shit.
Your batteries are dumb or something.

It's posing for something.

Are you done yet?

Alright,

please have a seat.

I'm going to step out real quick and
check the video footage.

And I'll be right back. Yeah, go ahead.

You're not going to find anything,
that's for sure.

And I'll be calling my lawyer as soon as
I get my phone back.

Probably didn't get me my phone because
you don't want me recording this

bullshit.

Hey, are you done yet? I've got lunch
with my friends.

Margarita Monday.

Hey, babe.

This guy, he thinks I'm stealing or
something at the store, and I'm

stuck here, and I can't get out.

All right.

Well... What are you doing?

Well, I'm calling about this because
this is not fair. This is against the

and you're holding me against my will,
and I've been... I'm here questioning...

questioning you and detaining you, find
out why our merchandise is missing.

That has nothing to do with me. I'm a
good shopper.

You should check your records and see
how much I've spent here. I'd never do

something like that. I just checked
video cameras and it looked like you

have taken something.

It's probably somebody with the same
color hair as me. I get mistaken for,

Julia Roberts all the time.

Well, I've never seen Julia Roberts in
our store, but... Clearly you said it

too cheap.

Anyway, so.

It is.

Yeah. That's why I didn't find anything.

All right. Well, if you don't mind
standing up again, maybe taking off your

clothes.

I do mind.

Okay, then I'll call the cops.

You're not going to like what they do.

All right. If I do what you said, will
you not call the cops?

We'll see.

Take this off.

Isn't there a female whatever you are?

Just me.

I really don't like this. It's making me
very uncomfortable.

I don't like thieves. It makes me
uncomfortable.

I'm not a thief.

I would never do something like that.
I'm a good girl.

Okay.

Please don't make me take off the top
shoe.

Please.

But if you call the cops, they don't
find anything.

Then we owe you an immense apology.

And a store discount?

Store discount.

Definitely.

I want a shopping spree here.

Well, we'll see when we get to that. I
want a $5 ,000 shopping spree here.

Whatever I want.

If I agree.

Yeah.

I'm not making that promise.

A discount, at least?

Maybe. We'll work on that.

I like the way you're looking at me.

Creepy.

Okay.

I thought I went shopping. We're so damn
tight.

There's no crime against that, is there?

Unless you stole this.

No, I didn't.

Oh, God.

I'm not doing that.

What are you doing? Do not touch me.
Just looking.

Okay. Keep going.

There's nothing. See?

Can I go now?

But we're not done.

Please. Full strip.

No, I can't. There's nothing I haven't
seen before.

I have never gotten naked before anybody
but my husband. I can't do that.

Please.

Please, no.

No, I don't have anything. Just think of
me as your doctor.

You've gotten naked in front of your
doctor. I'm getting out of here right

All right, then I'm calling the cops.

Go ahead. Call them. All right.

It's going to be a lot worse when they
do this.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

You're going to cooperate?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

See, nothing.

Nothing. Okay.

And?

No, not the underwear. Come on.

Yeah. Have a heart. I didn't do
anything.

What are you doing? Don't touch me.

I think we need to do a cavity search.

No. No. That is against so many laws.

That is not okay.

No. Yeah.

No means no.

Think of me as TSA.

Well, you just go like that right
through and then you're done.

Here.

Wait,

what's this?

My vagina.

Kidding? It's nothing.

What are you doing? Get your hands out
of my pussy.

What the hell?

Are you kidding?

Fuck.

That's mine.

That's yours?

Yeah. You walk around with a pearl
bracelet? My husband gave it to me. It's

of those special things that vibrates,
you know, with the remote. Yeah, you

me the remote to this.

This is exactly what they said on the
floor was missing.

This is the last of our pearl section,
and you've got it in your vagina.

I'm so sorry. If you get me my wallet,
I'll pay for it right now. You should

have paid for it to begin with.

It was just really pretty, and look at
it. It's so cute.

This is jail time.

No, please. I'll do anything.

I can't go to jail.

So you admit you stole this?

I don't know. You could have just put
that in my pussy.

I don't know.

How the hell?

I'm not a magician.

I didn't shove anything up there. I
don't know if you're a magician. I don't

know you at all.

I just know that you put your hand in my
vagina and you're a stranger.

And I just pulled this out of it.

And you're a thief.

Okay.

All right.

That looks good on my skin. I like it.
It's pretty.

That's sure not. Well, you should have
paid for it. That doesn't have to go to

jail for that.

Absolutely. But why?

Because it's not yours. But I'm not the
kind of woman that goes to jail.

And you said you're not the kind of
woman that steals either.

These are special pearls.

I know. They're one of a kind.

We don't sell them anymore. I know. I
couldn't afford them.

You couldn't afford them in our cheap
store, but you could shove them up your

vagina?

That's where they belong.

They're really pretty, and I needed
them. I need them.

Well, you need to pay for them. I'll pay
for them right now.

Go get my wallet. We're a little beyond
that.

Oh, come on.

Can't we do something? I don't want to
go to jail.

We might be able to do something.

Can we keep the cops out of it and
everything, and I'll just write you a

or put it on one of my credit cards?
It's really pretty, I mean.

And it's really costly on your life. You
go to jail.

But listen,

all the wives, they go to these parties,
and they have all this nice stuff, and

I don't have any, and I just, you know,
I don't want them to, like, look at me

like, oh, she's the poor one.

I just, you know, I just want to be
accepted in their group.

You understand.

It doesn't deserve jail time.

No, but stealing does.

And there's consequences.

You go to jail?

Isn't that just like stealing from
people like Trump?

My job is this company's insurance to
make sure stuff like this doesn't

And when it does, we prosecute.

Please, please, I... Yeah, you ruined
your life. You guys make these beautiful

things and then I can't afford them and
I need them.

Is there anything we can do? We all live
without things. We don't need to take

from others.

But who did I take from? My company.

My store.

You make millions of dollars. Can't you
just let this go this month?

We make millions because we sell
merchandise.

We don't let people walk out with it.
Because I can't go to jail.

You should have thought about that
before you stuffed this in your vagina.

I couldn't. It was so pretty. It just
said, take me and put me up your vagina.

supposed to do? It's so pretty. You're
supposed to pay for it.

I'll pay for it now.

Come on, let me put my clothes on and
I'll get my wallet and I'll pay for it

now.

Please, just don't call the cops, okay?

We could maybe do something other than
calling the cops.

Your hands are rough.

Here's the hard work.

We can work something out, baby.

Can we?

You promise you won't tell anyone or
call the cops?

Yeah. And they can still shop here?

As long as you don't take things from
me.

I'll never take it again. I'm really
sorry.

Yeah?

I'm not a thief. I'm really not. It's
not who I am. I'm really a good person.

You feel like a good person.

You're making bad choices.

Stop touching me.

I mean, you want to work this out or you
want to go to jail?

I don't want to go to jail.

I don't want to see you go to jail. I
don't like either of the options,

honestly. No?

No. Because, I mean, jail's going to be
far worse.

I know. There's only one toilet, and you
have to go in front of everybody.

It's disgusting.

Okay, that wasn't my first thought, but
loss of freedom might be it.

Yeah. No shopping.

No shoplifting, either. No Margarita
Mondays.

No thousand -count bed sheets.

Okay. What do you think?

I'll do what you want.

Yeah? What do you want, though?

I think you know.

You promise you won't tell the cops?

Yeah, I'm not going to tell anybody.

You have cameras everywhere. What are
you going to do with these tapes?

Oh, nothing.

You promise?

You'll erase the tapes, too?

Mm -hmm.

on your knees.

If I do this, you'll let me go?

Mm -hmm.

I can't. I can't.

I've only been with my husband before.

All right, well, then stay. Okay.

How's that feel?

Am I doing it right?

You know how to do this. Come on.

You promise you won't tell. Yeah, I
promise.

This is humiliating.

It's all these bright lights and all
these cameras looking at me like that.

I can't do this.

I don't want to have to do this for her.

Hee hee hee.

It's too tempting.

Can't you like just jerk off and look at
me or something?

I really have to do this.

Yeah.

I can't do this. I shouldn't

be doing this.

You shouldn't be stealing from my store.

We'll never again, I promise.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

There,

let me go.

After.

I can go?

Not yet.

Fuck.

What are you doing?

No. Please.

Come on, I'll just keep fucking you.

You're going to delete everything.

It's not yours. You shouldn't be fucking
it.

I'm gonna start getting worried.

Take a lot less time than the police
station, so... You'll be alright.

You promise you're not gonna tell or
show these to anybody, right? Yeah.

Sure.

Oh my god.

You'll be good.

Whatever you do, you cannot come in me.

I'm coming inside you. No, please.

No,

you can't. You can't hide my pearls in
you.

No,

no, no.

No, no, no.

You come anywhere with a...

Come deeper here. No, no, no, no.

Don't. Please don't. I mean, would you
come and not hit me, please?

Oh, yeah.

You ready?

No, you cannot come in me.

But yes, I'm ready for you to come so I
can go home, please.

Please, please, yes. Oh, in that case,
Mary, I'll take a minute.

Oh, yeah.

That's good.

Oh, shit.

Here it comes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

He did not just come. Oh, yeah