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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. These women

are caught on hidden camera and are prosecuted to the fullest extent, all on

video, only on Shoplifter MILF.

I know what you did, and you need to go ahead and have a seat, please. Thank

you.

Thank you.

Comfortable?

Why do you even have me here?

We have good reason to believe that you stole something.

No. It's not just anything.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Excuse me? I don't even understand why you think that.

Because we caught it on tape.

You understand that we have closed -circuit cameras all over the store.

And, you know, when you do something, if you're, like, walking over and looking

at a shirt or something, that's one thing. But if you're reaching behind a

counter and pulling something out of the counter, we see that, you know.

So I'm sorry, but... You got me confused with someone else. I don't think so.

Do you have any ID on you?

No.

You don't have any form of identification, driver's license,

You go out of your house without any ID?

Yeah. Okay.

How are you planning to pay for things when you go to shop if you don't have an

ID?

I left my purse in the car.

Okay.

Then where's the car? It's not in the parking lot.

Somewhere else?

Okay, so if you don't mind, since you really don't have any choice in this

matter, I need you to put your name down as well as your address and phone

number.

I'm not doing that. You have to.

No. Ma 'am, you understand that if we find anything on you, it is our job to

inform the authorities.

Do you understand what that means? That means you'll go to jail.

I mean, if you steal something that's really expensive, there are

Please... Give me your information.

I'll be right back, okay?

You can just think about that. I expect to find that filled out by the time I

come back, okay?

I'll be back in just a few minutes, okay?

Fill that out.

And don't try to, you know, get smart.

We're watching you.

No, I can't.

Fuck off.

That's so fucking illegal.

Are you joking?

This is ridiculous.

Can you try to leave?

I think it's illegal to lock me in here, first of all. Well, I just checked the

recording from an hour ago, and it's definitely you.

Same dress, same hair.

You didn't fill this out?

No, I'm not filling it out.

Okay. Please stand up.

No.

Please stand up. I have to take some photos of you.

You're not taking my picture right now. You know what? Actually, I'm wrong. I'm

sorry. Hold on one second.

Have we actually... Can you please stand up?

Wow, you're really tall.

Okay.

Hmm.

So far, it doesn't seem like you have anything.

That's good.

I told you. Wait, what's... Wait, what's... Um, excuse me. I already see

it. You can't touch me.

Please remove that from your bra. No.

You're not going to touch my bra.

Yeah. No. What are you doing?

You have a wash. You can't touch my boobs. Ma 'am, you need to put your arms

down.

Sorry. Okay, pull it out.

Take it out.

Take it out right now or I'm calling the police. Call the police. You're not

touching my boobs.

You're not making me do anything.

If we call the police, you're going to jail.

You understand that this is grand theft.

It's not like a small thing.

Remove that.

What's this?

What's this?

Can you explain why you have this?

I don't know.

Just like a gift or something?

I mean, I just really wanted to do something nice for my husband, and I

to get him something.

That's how you did it? Well, that's kind of sweet, but by feeling?

Okay.

As I expected.

Let's make sure that you don't have anything else on you as well.

Excuse me. Why are you touching me so much?

It's your necklace.

Is there something

down here?

No. What are you doing?

Please remove your skirt. Turn around. What?

Turn around.

Yeah.

No. Yeah. What are you talking about? You can't just take my dress off. What

fuck are you doing? Okay, before we get into that, because you obviously took,

maybe you took something else. I don't know. There's something else that's

beeping back there. I have to take your photos.

You're not taking my fucking picture.

You know what? You can follow the procedures as I'm dictating them to you,

can get a lot worse, and I can go ahead and have the police arrest you, and then

you will have to do this again there. These are our mug shots.

It's not the same as the police.

Please stand right here.

Thank you.

Okay.

If you can just give me your profile, please. Turn to the side.

That's great. Thank you.

Okay.

So, how are you planning on taking care of this? How are you going to...

rectify this problem of stealing a, you know, $3 ,500, $4

,000 watch.

I mean, this is a smart watch. It's not just a regular, it's gold, it's all this

stuff, and it's like the hype of technology.

I mean, I didn't leave with it, so you have it, so we're fine, right?

You were about to leave with it. No, we're not fine.

Well, you have it back, so I don't see the problem.

I feel like I'm good to go.

No, you're definitely not good to go. And, in fact, I have to go turn in this

report in a second. Let me do that real quick, and I'll be back.

I can think about what you've done.

Think about how you might be able to fix the situation.

You're being so fucking stupid.

What the fuck?

So, I still need to finish my search.

We're not done here.

Please stand up.

Again? Yeah, please stand up. What the fuck?

And this time you're going to have to take this off.

You're crazy.

I already, I already, look, I went back at the tape. Not only did we already

confirm that it's you, we've already sent the file over to our offices, our

offices, and you're in a lot, basically a ton of trouble. I can stop this for

you. I can fix this whole thing.

Let you go if you just listen to what I'm saying and try to follow my

instructions. It's that easy.

I don't see how I need to take a naked.

Do you want to go to jail?

No, I don't. You said you were getting a gift for your husband, right? So do you

want to see your husband again tonight, or do you want to let your husband know

that you're going to jail for stealing something?

I mean, maybe he'll think it's sweet that you stole something for him, but

going to have to pay your bail and all that.

I really can't go to jail right now. Ma 'am, I need you to take the dress off.

We'll just start with the dress, please.

I really don't see why I need to take my clothes off.

Um, because we want to make sure that you don't have anything else on you.

Come on. Go ahead. Take it off.

Do you have, like, a female security officer? I'm not comfortable with this.

Unfortunately, it wouldn't really make a difference, but no, we don't.

You got me.

I'm, like, one of the nicest people here.

Really. I am. Trust me.

Clearly. Yeah. I'm being pretty polite.

This is ridiculous.

Take it off.

I just... I heard something beep earlier, and I just want to make... I

to write about this.

Um... You're sort of doing the right thing for once. Can you like turn around

while I'm trying to take this off?

If that makes you feel more comfortable, sure.

So weird.

Are you happy now?

I have nothing else.

You can take the bra off.

No.

Ma 'am, please take the bra off. That's where we found the watch. We want to

make sure that you're not hiding anything else.

I just can't do it. This is wrong.

Why is it wrong?

You're like security making me get naked in your office.

Yeah, but you stole stuff and what's... I mean...

This is wrong, right?

We just want to make sure that you didn't take anything else. Take off the

Gosh, this is so ridiculous.

How is it ridiculous?

Here, I'll turn around again if that makes you feel better.

Okay.

You don't give me the bra.

Out of sight now.

Um, we're not totally done.

So, obviously, I don't see anything. You can drop your hands.

I mean, we're ready at this point. Come on.

Just drop your hands.

Thank you. Oh, okay. Yeah, you look amazing. Wow.

What?

Why are you touching me?

Can you turn around so I can see that?

Can you not? Ma 'am, you have a...

Is that something you stole here from us, too?

Or is that something, what do you got that in your butt for?

If I may ask. I'm sorry, man. It's not very, wow.

I thought you were like just a nice housewife or whatever. You're kind of a

pervy girl, huh?

Excuse me? This is for my husband. I'm prepping for a romantic night with him

tonight. So, mind your business.

Well.

That is a very lucky man, for sure.

You really need to keep your hands to yourself, please.

Oh, you know what?

I should kind of explain something to you.

You're not going to leave here unless you listen to what I'm telling you to

You know, if you really want to, you know, if you want to actually get out of

here, you might want to listen to what I'm saying.

And feel more comfortable.

And, you know, and Gia, it seems like you're doing, Gia, right? We found that

out.

Yeah, so Gia, you're, I just wanted to say, like, it seems like you're doing,

pretty much willing to do anything for your husband. And you realize you're in

lot of trouble.

Right?

Have you been to jail before?

No.

Really? I mean. Well, I'm just.

Do I look like Tony? No, I'm just saying because, okay, look, this is really, I

mean, you might have thought that it was just like a whatever thing. Like, oh,

I'm just going to, you know, I'm going to take something and steal it. It's not

a big deal, but it is actually a really big deal. And not only is it a big deal

because of the amount of money this is worth, you will, you're looking at court

dates. You're looking at all kinds of things.

And we have time for that right now. Like.

Nobody has time for that?

It seemed like you had time to steal something.

That is a major crime. And not only that, but we have to, according to the

that we run things, we send this actually out to a federal registry of

that are thieves.

And this isn't just a simple kind of shoplifting thing where you're trying to

pick something out. You obviously stake that out. It wasn't easy for somebody to

take that.

You know, I applaud you for doing it, but I don't know why you're getting

What?

I mean, your husband, he's not here.

I was.

Okay.

Okay.

I mean, your husband's really lucky, obviously.

I mean, you're gorgeous.

But is he a rich man? I mean, is he going to take care of all your court

and stuff?

And is he going to want to be married to a felon?

I'm just curious. Hey, I'm not trying to be an asshole here. You know, I'm just

doing my job. This happens every once in a while, and, you know, we have to deal

with it.

I mean, you really are getting way too personal, and I don't know why you're so

worried about my husband.

How would I not be worried about your husband? I mean, I'm kind of wondering

about, like, why he would marry somebody who's going to steal stuff for him. I

mean, maybe, hey, that's a really loyal woman.

I'm just tight on money right now, okay?

Yeah, yeah. Any other reason that you want to? Do you do this all the time?

No, I don't.

Okay. Well, we got you on tape here.

So, basically, the way it's going to work is

you're going to keep following the procedures I lay out for

you, okay?

So, as time goes by...

You do what I say.

So, is that okay?

I mean, just, can we just... Do you want to leave? I mean, okay, here's the

basic thing. Do you want to leave this place and go to jail?

Or do you want to leave this place and go home?

I want to go home.

Okay.

Well, if you're willing to do all these things, you know,

for your husband,

What are you going to do for me?

Just ask him.

What?

You're so pretty.

He's a very lucky guy.

He really is.

Especially because of that.

What?

I don't know why you feel like you can keep touching me like that.

You know what?

At the end of the day,

You really have no choice.

Because we're, I mean, you know, we're watching you right now. Like, this is

being recorded.

So it's not like, so if it was wrong, if it was wrong, we wouldn't be doing it.

It's definitely illegal.

How is it illegal?

What you did was illegal.

Yeah.

What?

Why do you live so slow?

I'm a married woman.

You're not really resisting so much, are you? You're a married woman. I don't

see the writing, though, by the way.

It's none of my business.

But yeah, so my question is, what?

My question is, if you're willing to do all these things for your husband,

will you do it for me?

Yeah?

I just really want to go home. Just whatever I got to do for you, just get

out of here, please.

Oh, I like that.

I like it when you change your team.

Well, I can think of a few things that'll help.

Let me do this.

Have a seat.

Here.

You don't move so fast.

Okay, look, what do you want me to do for you?

Um, I don't know.

Start by sucking my dick, maybe?

Yeah?

If you do a good job,

maybe I'll let you go.

Yeah?

You promise that'll get me out of here if I do this for you?

I'll leave right after this. Sure, yeah.

Why not? Here, put it in your mouth.

Get out of your face.

I don't think I could do this. What do you mean you can't do this? You have a

butt plug in your ass for your husband.

Because it's my husband. I don't know you.

Well, you do now.

We just met, right?

Here, stick your tongue out. Just stick your tongue out. Stick it out.

Stick it out.

Come here. Stick it out. Stick it out.

Oh, come here. Stick it out.

Come here.

Come here.

Give me a kiss.

Give me a kiss.

Come on.

Here.

Yes.

Kiss it.

That's good.

Come here.

Come here.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

What?

Come here.

Come on.

Come on.

You're doing this.

For freedom, right?

Oh, yeah, for freedom.

What?

Come on, it's so easy.

It's not that weird.

It's really not that weird.

So you don't want it you so you want so what so you change your mind I Feel like

that was enough. I think you should let me go now

Are we done?

Oh, God, your husband's so fucking lucky.

Changing your morning?

Does your husband kiss you like that after he's stuck his dick?

That's not funny.

This is some serious shit.

You having second thoughts?

I haven't sucked it long enough.

No, you haven't sucked it long enough, actually.

Oh, bitch.

You're doing a pretty good job, I have to say.

I mean, this is working, but

it's just kind of changing my mind here.

Yeah, turn around.

Oh, no, I don't think so.

I do not agree to that.

I don't see how not leaving here is not a choice. You want to leave, right?

Yeah, but... It's your ticket, babe. I did not agree to that.

You're agreeing now, right?

You said you want to leave.

Come on.

I can't hear you.

You know what? I'm in a situation.

It's a good situation.

I've got to recall this real quick, too.

What? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What do you mean? It's not

for me.

I mean, it kind of is, but it kind of isn't for me.

Oh, my

God, no.

Yeah.

Not what I want to do right now.

You were expecting this, weren't you?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah? I can't believe this is happening right now. It's happening.

Oh, my God. It's part of the thing.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. This is awful right now.

I'm not saying it's awful.

I don't like this.

What do you not like about it?

Hmm?

Like I said, my husband is so fucking lucky.

You thinking changing your mind now?

Thinking about what you've done?

Yeah? I feel like I've learned my lesson already.

I don't think so.

Somehow I don't believe you.

But you can look at this.

Right in front of you.

Think about what you've done.

I'll just keep looking at that.

Looking back to next.

Do you do that for your husband?

One more thing we're going to do.

Here, why don't we try it? I'll let you go over here.

Are we done?

No. I need to go home.

We're going to try this a different way.

Stupid fucking mouse.

That's so...

It's not supposed to happen.

I'll take care of that. Don't worry.

There's a week I can do.

Now, I'm going to take that out.

Um, excuse me? You want to take it out for me? Why don't you do it?

Here, why don't you take it out? I'm trying to prep.

I don't want to take it out. It's going to go out one way or the other because

I'm going to... I want to make sure that you're nice and ready for night.

Don't say I didn't do anything for you.

I'm ready to leave.

No, you're not.

You're still not ready to leave.

You're just leaving your office?

Yeah, we're ready for this. Here, why don't you put some on there, too? It'll

make the job easier. Go ahead.

Do it.

Do it.

Fuck are you doing this? Yeah, come here.

I

just

don't want to do this. You have to, come on.

Come here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my

God, this is awful.

Feels great to me.

Your husband's so fucking lucky.

Not with a body like this. You're so fucking sexy.

What's the thing with me? Shut up.

What are you talking about?

Just because I'm a security guy?

move to the table.

I don't want to get this done, right?

I feel like we've had enough.

I'm ready to leave now.

No. No, this is not.

Why don't you lay down?

Lay down?

Yeah, lay down. Let me see your face.

Come on.

Fuck.

You're almost done.

Come on.

Put your stick in your face.

It's your fucking time.

Poor us.

Your husband was getting through it, huh?

I like his dick.

Yeah? Oh, how can you? You're very lucky.

Yeah,

you can lay down.

I want you to feel comfortable.

You know, we're not like, we're not cruel here, you know?

This whole situation is uncomfortable.

What?

Well, I'm sorry you don't have a couch or anything. It's our security officer.

Fuck!

everybody, all my friends here at the office to watch.

What? Yeah, faith that way.

Come on. You can maybe help get in there.

Got it in.

You got it in?

It's fucking come already.

God, I've never... Get this deep in the fucking

ass.

It's fucking hurting.

I meant the whole situation.

Oh, you're changing your mind again?

Why?

Just get me out of here.

Okay.

Why don't you, you know what? Get a little more comfortable so I can finish

Oh, wow.

Look at that.

I'd rather not.

Now? One more time, huh? You ready?

You

know

what? I'm going to take my glasses off.

This has gotten too serious for me.

I shouldn't have seen this either.

Yeah?

Fucking dead.

What do you mean?

It's just like, you've been here for such a short period of time.

If you were in jail, you'd be there for like an hour.

I don't know what's worse, that you're dead.

Yeah, are you going to think twice about this?

Next time, maybe.

Maybe don't have the problem again.

Gave me an idea.

Such a pervert.

Well, I don't know who's a pervert.

I don't go to shops with... And you know what? It's in my hat. I mean, I'm a

guy, but... Well, you don't usually take my clothes off and see it.

Well, you kind of made that happen, didn't you?

One last time here?

Yeah?

Yeah.

You can remember this. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. That's a lot of columns.

Sorry. Shoot.

Oh.

I'm... I know this isn't really what you planned, but it's not really what I

planned. I thought this was going to go differently.

You know what?

Everything is good now.

You know, you're free to go.

This is all wiped clean from your record.

Do you want your butt plugged back?

You know what?

We'll give you that. You can keep it.

I'm out of here.

I'm fucking out of here.