Original subtitles

Mouse: Yeah!Mouse: Yeah! Yeah!

What a party animal.

Do we have any snacks?

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely.

It's over there on the mousetrap.

Pass the cheese.

Oh, boy. What a party.

Whoopee! What a party.

[Up-tempo Latin music plays]

What a party.

You guys are real party animals.

Sure. I'm the happiest mouse in the world.

I'm the happiest mouse in mousedale.

This is the best part.

Hoo! Whoopee! [Laughs]

[Man snoring]

So, they're having a little party,

and they didn't invite me!

Hmph!

Why, those disgusterous little squeakers.

Mouse: Oh, no! It's naughty noodles!

Noodles the cat is sucking up our party

with his kicksydumper gizzardgulper.

All: A kicksydumper gizzardgulper?!

Please, Mr. Noodles, don't ruin my party.

Mr. Noodles: Tell it to the marines, kid!

[Fanfare plays]

Ah, what's this?!

Aah! Hidey-hidey-ho!

It's off to help my friends I go!

[Cheering]

Stop your squeaking, you delumptuous little bellybopper.

Ha ha ha! Stop!

Whoopee! My hero! Hoo-hoo!

Man: We came here when I was a kid.

That's why it looks so old.

Well, here we are.

Yeah, I hope someone else is. Yoo-hoo!

Boy: Hey, "amazing Amos" is on.

It looks just the same.

Hello! Anyone here?!

[Bell dings]

Ah, signs of life.

You disgusterous rodent.

Uh, h-hello.

Oh, yeah? Try this on for size!

Hidey-hidey-ho!

Ooh, just at the good part. Rats!

Welcome to the mountain view inn.

Thanks. We'd like a room for the night.

Oh, no trouble at all.

Just let me get right through my door here.

Now, here's the register.

If you will, please, just sign...Right there.

[Bugle plays "taps"]What's that noise?

Oh, that's the bugler over at happy acres camp

playing "taps."

[Sighs] Sounds like someone died.

Happy acres--good name for a pet cemetery.

Garf. Sweetheart, what's our license plate number?

Well, are you off to summer camp? Yeah.

Ooh, you're gonna have a lot of fun there.

That's what they tell me.

Garf, not this again.

Case of the reluctant camper.

Mm-hmm. I've seen it before.

Room 12.

Louise did get that place cleaned, didn't she?

You know, you've managed to keep all the old charm here.

Oh, well, we try very hard.

Can I take something?

Oh, thanks, thanks. Thank you.

Come on, now. I'll show you to your room.

I seem to remember you from when I was here before.

Have a nice day, folks.

Garf, don't worry.

It's not gonna be so bad.

Night.

Well, young fella, what'll it be for breakfast--

apple pie or chocolate cake?

Got any peanut butter cookies?

Peanut butter! Mm-mmm!

[Mouse imitates engine revving]

[Gasps] Ohh! My motorcycle!

Whee!

Yay!

Get off! You'll hurt yourself.

But I want to ride it!

No! It's not a toy.

You won't share because you're selfish.

I'm not selfish.

I'm going to tell uncle Lester!

Yeah! We're telling!

Ah, go ahead. Go tell uncle Lester.

See if I care.

[Imitating engine turning over]

[Imitating tires screeching]

Very reckless. Very.

[Imitating tires screeching]

Reckless mouse.

Stop!

I want to have a talk with you!

Ohh! Ohh!

Gotcha! Uncle Lester!

Don't "uncle Lester" me, Ralph!

Everybody's complaining about you

and tha-a-a-t motorcycle!

He's selfish!

Yeah! He never gives US rides on his motorcycle!

Ralph, give them rides.

[Cheering]

But you-- now! Or else!

Whoopee!

No, no, I want to ride first!

[Weakly imitates engine revving]

All: Faster, faster!

Faster! Faster!

Faster! Faster!

Faster! Faster!

I thought I gave you a ride.

Oh, no, not me.

But this time make it faster!

What?! You've had more than

one ride, haven't you?

You want faster? You'll get faster.

[Imitating engine turning over]

[Crash]

[Crying]

Are you all right?

Ralph, you're grounded.

But--but I did what you said.

You did what I said, but I didn't say to do what you did.

Park that motorcycle

and don't let me catch you riding it again!

But-- now!

But...if I can't ride my motorcycle here,

I'll--I'll--I'll ride it somewhere else!

I'm leaving!

Come back here, young mouse.

I told you not to ride it again!

You're being disobedient, Ralph!

I stayed here with my parents.

It was almost 26 years ago.

Were you on your way to happy acres camp, too?

Oh, yes. I had a great time.

This place hasn't changed a bit.

Be sure you brush your teeth every day at camp.

Sure, mom.

Did you hear that strange noise in the hall last night?

I was so tired, I went right to sleep.

It sounded like--

it sounded like a tiny lawn mower.

[Imitating engine revving]

Lawn mower in the hallway?

Eh!

You and your imagination.

No, it was real! I was wide awake!

Ok, it's about time to get to camp.

Aw, dad, do I really have to

go to this dumb old camp just because

you went there a zillion years ago?

Garf, I don't want to hear any more

"aw, dad"s or "do I really?"S.

I think you're gonna like this camp.

I hope so.

All right, Garfield, forward march.

Bye. Bye. Thanks a lot.

I put your bag in the car.

I'm gonna get a bite, Matt.

[Clock chiming]

Oh! No one understands me!

They'll be sorry.

They're going to miss me when I'm gone.

Another word for "road"...

Rhymes with "blue Jay."

I'm running away.

Huh?! What?!

I'm running away on my motorcycle.

How come--not enough peanut butter?

Ohh!

I'm just tired of being bossed around.

Well, be careful.

It's a wild world out there on your own

with no one to help you.

I don't need any help.

I can handle anything.

Oh. Well, then, the best of luck to you.

Um...uh...

I was wondering if you'd open the door for me.

Well, now...

If I opened the door for you, I would be helping you,

and you said you didn't need any help.

But--but how do I get my motorcycle out?

Mnh-mnh.

Ok. All right.

I'm on my own. Hmpf!

[Grunting]

Ohh!

Ugh! Ha ha!

[Imitating engine revving]

Hey, Ralph, you forgot to close the door!

[Boogie-woogie music plays]

[Imitating engine revving, tires screeching]

♪ Oh, I'm a mad mouse

♪ I'm a sad mouse

♪ woke up this morning feeling kind of low ♪

♪ knew it was time to go

♪ first they say "no"

♪ then they say "don't"

♪ say it 'cause I shouldn't, can't, and won't ♪

♪ I got to be free, yeah

♪ oh, I'm goin' down the highway ♪

♪ gonna do as I please

♪ I'm goin' down that highway

♪ free as a breeze

♪ gonna leave my troubles ha ha!

♪ Behind me oh, yeah!

Hoo-hoo! Yahoo!

♪ Bodaly bop, bodaly beedly-beedly bop ♪

♪ beedly bobaly deedly doo da day ♪

♪ ba-bobaly ba

♪ diddly wah

♪ bobaly deedly bobaly deedly doo da da ♪

Hey! Ha hoo!

[Music stops]

Whoa! Ohh-ho-ho!

Ouch! Ohh! Eee! Ow! Ugh!

W-What kind of monster was that? Ugh!

Oh, am I glad I had my helmet on.

Ooh.

[Imitating engine sputtering]

Oh.

[Sighs] Am I sore!

[Whimpering]

[Owl hooting]What was that?

[Gasps] An owl.

[Gasps] My motorcycle!

Got to get it.

[Exhales deeply][Hooting continues]

[Yawns]

Peanut butter.

[Snoring]

Peanut butter.

Woman: Oh, you got something!

[Ralph snoring]

Well, well. What have we here?

[Laughs] Now, watch carefully.

This is the way to handle a measly mouse.

Merton, pay attention.

Now, watch this.

[Meows]Aah!

[Groans]

[Meows]

The mousie is now trying to imitate a dead mouse,

but I can feel his little heart beating.

Merton, what did I just say?

You said, uh...

You were gonna imitate a dead mouse.

Go ahead.

I want to see that, daddy.

Never, never let a mouse make a fool of you.

I will now demonstrate the "scoop, toss, and gobble" technique.

Observe.

I'm watching, daddy.

[Growls]

He-e-e-e-lp! He-e-e-e-lp!

Got him!

Oh, yay, garf!

What kind of butterfly did you get?

It's a mouse.

A moth? No, a mouse.

A mouse?Yeah, I rescued him

from that cat over there.

Well...[chuckles]

That is happy acres' first flying mouse.

Let's, uh--let's go turn him loose somewhere

where catso can't reach him.

Well, I'd like to keep him.

Oh, garf, he really should go free.

Please? He'll be my friend.

Well, ok. Let's go find a spot for him

in the nature corner.

I bet that's a real special mouse.

Hey, garf caught something!

It's a mouse!

Don't anybody touch him!

Don't touch him! No touching!

I feel him quivering.

Oh, he's not quivering.

Yes, he is.

Woman: We built this last year for an injured squirrel,

but I think he'll be real happy in it.

Girl: He's so cute.

Oh, honey, don't do that with the paint.

Let's feed him.

I'd be glad to feed him whenever I feed chum.

Thanks, but if I feed him,

then you feed him, then she feeds him,

then everyone in camp feeds him, he'll explode!

So, fine!

We were just trying to help.

Who would want to feed your dumb mouse anyway?

He's not dumb.

He's not as smart as a hamster.

If that's how garf wants it, let him do it.

[Bell rings]Oh, ok, everybody.

That's apaches to the riding stables,

cherokees to the archery range...

And you to the shower.

Bye, mouse.

[Grunting] Let me out of here!

I want out!

What's all this confounded racket?

Can't a hamster get any peace around here?

Take it easy, pal! Pipe down!

Wowie! [Laughs]

What kind of mouse are you?

Me? A mouse?!

I'm a golden hamster--

cricetus cricetus, to be precise.

Ha! What's to eat around here?

Pellets--green pellets.

Pellets? What are pellets?

[Chuckles] You'll find out.

My name's Ralph. What's yours?

Ralph, nice to meet you. They call me "chum."

[Upbeat music plays]

Kids: ♪ we're up with the sun at [clap] happy acres ♪

♪ we are lovin' up the fun at [clap] happy acres ♪

♪ we sing and play and run till the [clap] day is done ♪

♪ hooray, happy acres is the place for me ♪

"Dangerous mouse! Hands off!"

That'll do it.

Munchytime. Come and get it.

[Chuckles] So, this is a pellet.

Blech! Ick! I've been poisoned.

[Coughing, spitting] Blech!

Here. You can have 'em back.

[Pellets clattering]

What's the matter? Don't you like pellets?

I'll bring you something else next time.

Hey, how about some peanut butter? Mmm!

[Bugle plays "reveille" off-key]

Ok?

Karen, you've been scratching all day.

My whole arm itches.

Uh-oh. Looks like poison oak.

You better go and let the nurse put something on it.

Come on. Stop scratching.

Oh, it itches. Ohh.

[Bell rings]Oh, ok, everybody-- swimtime!

All: Yay!

Hey, mousie.

I have some sunflower seeds for you...

And...a peanut butter sandwich. Wow!

Garf, why are you still in here?

I'm just feeding my mouse.

You're not supposed to be in here without a counselor.

So, uh...Next time, feed your mouse during nature hour.

My mouse doesn't like schedules, and neither do I.

You know, garf, you really need to loosen up.

I think you'd have a whole lot more fun

if you just joined the group in activities.

[Scoffs] My mouse and I have our own group, thank you.

Fine. But right now it's swimtime,

and I bet that mouse is not interested in a swim, hmm?

Come on. I want you to go out

and join the other kids.

Oh, come on. Try.

Just go out and try to have some fun!

[Sarcastically] Some fun.

Whoa.

Hi, aunt Jill.

Are you going for a swim, too?

[Laughing]

Hey, hey!

Yah!

Ooh. Aah.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Hey, merton, look.

A mouse.

A measly mouse.

He's playing dead.

[Ticking]I can hear its heart beat.

Daddy will be proud of me.

Eee! Hey!

[Laughter]

Vroom! Vroom!

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

What's that?

Whoopee! [Laughs]

He found my motorcycle!

Hoo hoo!

Your motorcycle?

That's my motorcycle!

Look what he's doing!

Oh, he'll ruin it!

Ohh! Ohh! I'll never get back home.

Relax. Enjoy yourself.

You've got it good here.

This cage is awful! Ohh! Ugh!

Oh, I had it better at the hotel.

Oh.

Daddy, daddy, look!

I caught a measly mouse.

Merton.

It's playing dead,

but I can feel its heart beating,

just like you taught me.

That little mouse made a big fool of you!

This is a fake mouse.

But, daddy--

never mind.

I'll fix the real mouse...

Tonight.

[Purrs]

[Thunder crashes]

Ralph. Wake up.

I hear catso.

[Yawns] Nah, chum.

It's just thunder.

[Sniffs] Ralph, I smell cat fur.

[Sniffs] Nah.

Come on, chum.

Go to sleep.

R-r-r-Ralph, I see catso!

There's nothing there.

[Gasps]

[Whimpering]

What's wrong, mouse?

Cat got your tongue?

[Meows]

There he is! [Meows]

[Ralph chattering, catso meowing]

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ooh, ooh.

Where's the mousie?

Aah! There's the mousie!

Aah!

Ohh! Aah! Eeh! Ahh!

Now I'm mad.

[Meows] Is he here? No.

Is he there? No.

He must be here.

Where is he?

Hoo-hoo!there he is.

[Meows]

Aah!

[Meows]

[Meows]

Aah!

Aah!

End of the road, mousemeat.

What happened?

Catso, get out.

Get out!

[Meows]

My mouse.

Oh, no.

Mousky, where are you?

Yoo-hoo! I'm over here.

Over where?

Who said that?

Ralph.

Ralph who?

Ralph the mouse.

Hi, garf. I'm ok.

Is this some sort of trick?

[Laughs] No trick.

But you're a mouse.

Mice can't talk.

We're talking, aren't we?

Mice aren't dummies.

Sorry.

You've got something of mine in your pocket.

What?

In your pocket-- my motorcycle.

It's yours? Yep.

How did you get a motorcycle?

A boy gave it to me.

Hoo-hoo! Watch. I'll ride it.

[Imitating engine revving]

Go, Ralph!

Garfield jerrniga, what are you doing in here?

I was just worried about Ralph.

Ralph?!

Ralph the mouse.

Garfield, how did this mess happen?

Catso was trying to get Ralph.

Oh, I've never seen-- oh, my Christmas sequins.

Ohh. Ohh.

Ralph, you shouldn't be talking to humans.

Ah, go chew some pellets.

Where's the cage?

Oh, it got smashed. It's back there.

I think catso knocked it over.

Huh.

Well, we'll, uh--

we'll clean this place up tomorrow morning.

Bedtime, Mr. Garfield.

Ok.

Oh, and the glue is all over the place.

Ralph? Ralph, where are you?

I've been looking for that.

Come on, garf.

Ralph, Ralph, where'd you go?

Hey.there you are.

Don't forget my motorcycle.

Ok.

Garf?

Ralph's motorcycle.

Aha.

Well, maybe we can get Ralph

to help US clean this place up in the morning.

Come on. Chop, chop.

Hope it doesn't stink too much in there.

No, not as bad as the cage.

[Yawns] Good night.

Good night, Ralph.

[Ralph snoring]

I'll take Pete.

And I'll have stephie, I guess.

Girl: Rhona.

Boy: Eddie.

Girl: Oh, Jonathan, you can have garf.

We have a full team.

You have to have garf.

No, our team is full, too.

Garf, you keep score.

Let's see who goes up to bat first.

Hey, we can start our own game.

Right.

Uh, thanks, but I have my own game to go to.

Come on, Jonathan. Go, Karen.

[Squeals]We win!

Whoo! Come on.

[Ralph and garf laugh]

Wow!

It's easy. You try it.

Ok.

Aah, aah, ahh! Aah!

Sorry, Ralph.

Maybe we can try something else?

You guys, my watch is gone.

Are you sure you left it here?

Right here on this table.

That was a present from my grandma.

A few beans but, uh, no watch.

Someone must have taken it.

Who would take it?

Someone who comes in here

when no one else is here--garf...

Jerrniga! Jerrniga!

But no one saw garf take it.

Let's go tell aunt Jill.

You shouldn't accuse him of something he didn't do.

I know garf took it.

Guys! Yeah...

[Upbeat music plays]

♪ The food's really great at happy acres ♪

♪ it'll eat right through your plate at happy acres ♪

♪ well, last night at dinner we don't know what we ate ♪

♪ oh, yeah, happy acres-- it's the place for me ♪

Aaah!

Thank you, girls.

That was very, very nice.

Now, the boys from cherokee cabin

have a special song they've prepared for US.

Come on, boys. Let's move along.

Karen: I know, and, I'm swinging my thing, and it's all...

You put your flashlight on first, ok?

I bet you I know when garf stole my watch.

When?

When we were swimming.

♪ Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts ♪

♪ mutilated monkey meat

♪ chopped-up baby parakeet

♪ great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts ♪

♪ French-fried eyeballs

♪ rolling down the grimy street ♪

Oh, no. It was very creative.

Wasn't it creative?

Audience: Yeah!

Very original. We just loved it. Yeah.

Well, we have to move along.

Ok, everybody, I have an announcement to make.

Karen's watch is missing from the craft shop.

[Murmuring]

Now, we're not even interested in who took it.

We just want that person--he or she, whoever it may be--

to return the watch because that's the right thing to do, ok?

Ok.

Now, why don't we all just join together...

Give it back, garf!

What? My watch.

I don't have your watch.

I told you he doesn't have it.

He is always in the craft shop alone.

You think I'd steal a watch?

Yes, I do. You'd take anything.

What do you think-- finders, keepers?

Aunt Jill, they all think I stole that watch.

Tell them I didn't steal it!

[Sighs] Garfield, I don't know what happened to the watch.

Did you see it when you were in the craft shop?

You think I stole it, too!

I've had enough of this place!

I'm getting out of here!

He'd take anything just for attention.

Happy acres, sappy acres.

Yeah, but the peanut butter is super!

I don't need any of them for friends.

I don't need anybody.

I'm getting out of here.

Better think it over.

It's a wild world out there.

Just ask me.

Look, any place would be better than here.

But you didn't steal the watch.

Oh, yeah? Maybe I did.

I know you didn't.

The kitten took it.

The kitten? Merton?

Uh-huh. I saw him.

You should go tell Karen.

Oh, right. What do I say--

"oh, a mouse told me

the kitten stole your watch"?

She'll think I'm crazy.

Then let's get the watch and give it back.

But I can't just give it back to her.

She'll think I swiped it for sure.

What can we do?

Uh...uh...

What if you put it in the girls' cabin while she's gone?

Good idea, but boys aren't allowed in there.

And besides, it's locked.

Not to a mouse.

Leave everything to me!

Ok.

Hidey-hidey-ho!

[Imitating engine revving]

[Imitating tires screeching]

Daddy!

[Imitating tires screeching]

[Meows] Where'd he go?

[Imitating engine revving]

There he is!

[Meows]

Gotcha! Ha!

Aah!

Hoo-ee!

[Meows]

Ooh.

Ooh, you make me so mad, you big cat.

You need a lesson that only I can teach you! Hmpf!

There.

[Grunting]

What's that? Over there!

Uhh. Ooh.

I am really mad.

[Meows]

What a trick this will be.

Where is he? Where'd he go?

Hey, furball. Over here.

[Meows]

[Clears throat] Pbbt!

[Meows]

Try this on for size.

Yoo-hoo! I'm over here.

Mouse, you're history.

[Meows] What is this? I've been tied!

I've been tricked! [Growls]

Thanks, catso. Hoo-hoo!

How embarrassing. [Whimpers]

Oh, uh-oh, what bed is Karen's?

Ooh, not here.

Oh, not here.

Ohh.

There's her hat!

♪ ...at happy acres

♪ you woke up today with poison oak in our bed ♪

♪ hooray, happy acres is the place for me ♪

What's that string on your tail, daddy?

Uh, uh, well...Ooh.

Gross, I am gonna get poison oak all over my sleeping bag.

Stephie: Oh, I know!

When he was roasting his marshmallow, and it fell in.

And he said he was doing it the right way.

Oh, I know. He's such a creep.

How am I going to get out of here?

Trapped like a rat.

I know--operation tickle. [Chuckles]

Good night, stephie.

Kootchy kootchy kootchy coo!

Kootchy kootchy kootchy kootchy kootchy coo!

[Chuckles]

Kootchy kootchy kootchy coo!

Kootchy kootchy kootchy coo!

Aaah! Aaah!

Something's in my sleeping bag!

What's the matter?

Uh-oh. Here goes nothing.

Did it bite you?

No, it kind of tickled.

Open it up. I wonder what's in there.

Maybe it's a snake.

Aah! A mouse!

Aah! Get him!

Get him!

Got him!

My watch--look!

It must have been there all along.

That's impossible.

I left my watch in the craft shop--i think.

I knew garf didn't take it.

I don't understand.

Well, you guys, what are we gonna do about this mouse?

Well, let's give him to garf.

His mouse got away.

Jill: Lights out, girls!

Ok, we'll give it to him in the morning.

Oh, garf, garf, we have something for you.

We found it in my sleeping bag with this. Look.

I thought you said I stole it.

Well, I guess you didn't.

Too bad everyone thought it was you.

Um, what they're saying is, we're sorry.

We're sorry, garf.

Right.

So, what's in the hat?

Oh, yeah. Um, since you lost your mouse,

we thought you might like this one.

Hi, garf!

Ralph!

Thanks.

Maybe the mouse took the watch.

Or maybe the kitten.

[Laughs] The kitten? That's funny, garf.

Come on, you guys. Let's go eat.

Come on, garf. You can sit with US.

Ok. I'll be right in.

We'll save a seat for you.

You did it!

Ha! It was nothing.

Thanks, Ralph.

I was kind of amazing, wasn't I?

Hmm. I'm hungry.

Think there might be some peanut butter for breakfast?

Huh?

Anything for you, Ralph.

Ha ha! Whoopee!

Bye. Bye.

Hi, garf.

This is for you.

It's supposed to be your mouse.

Oh.

Is that supposed to be his helmet?

Helmet? No, it's a hat.

Oh.

I hope you come back next year.

I'm thinking about it.

Well, see you then.

Hey, thanks!

♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm goin' down the highway ♪

♪ gonna do as I please ♪

♪ bopaly bop ♪ diddly wah

♪ bobaly beedly doodly deedly do sa day ♪

[Laughs]

[Sighs]

Well, everybody's headed home.

[Sighs] I guess this is

the last time I'll see you, Ralph.

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

I'm going home, too.

Really? Uh-huh.

To the mountain view inn?

Yep.

You silly mouse.

It's all uphill.

What about all that traffic on the road?

You mean those big, monster trucks?

Yeah. Look,

I'm having lunch at the mountain view inn.

I'll give you a ride.

Nah. I can handle it myself.

Think about it-- all uphill,

cars whizzing by, big, monster trucks.

Well, if you're going that way, ok.

I've never ridden in a car before.

Ha! It'll be fun.

Come on. Let's go see if my parents are here yet.

I'll race you down the path.

Ok, you're on.

On your Mark, get ready, get set, 10, 9, 6, 2, go!

[Imitating engine revving]

No fair! You had a head start!

Ok, folks, you'll be in room 11.

Now, grab your bags and then

right down the hall there.

That's it-- right down the hall.

Make a right turn there.

All: ♪ ooh, yeah, I'm movin' down the highway ♪

♪ gonna do as I please

whee!