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Hello, my name is Sage, and I'm here looking to impede a girl, but first I have to go on a

date with her mom. I'll base my entire decision on dating Lily Mae based entirely on how the

date goes with her mom. Let me tell you what's going on here.

Hello, I'm Sylvia Sage. I'm here to help my daughter Lily Mae find herself a good honest man,

someone fun and outgoing and easy on the eyes.

Well, hey sweetie, don't look so scared. I'm not going to bite you. I'm just a fun loving lady

who likes to have a good time like my daughter Lily Mae. Are you ready to have a good time?

Yeah, sure. Ms. Sage, yeah. Okay, well great.

Well, Ms. Sage is, you know, going, I really hope Lily Mae is the same way I can really

use that type of energy to bring me on my show. Yeah, Sage is cute and polite, but

he needs to have a little bit more fun if he really wants to be with my daughter.

All right, well, I love to barbecue and grill out and have a little fun, play some games.

So that's going to be our date today. Can you handle that?

Yeah, that sounds like a fun time. I'm here for it. Let's do it.

And grab your bags. All right. You know how to play this game?

I don't. I'm sorry. I'm more of a video game type of guy, so I haven't really played this before.

Well, that's okay. I'll teach you. All right.

It's easy, all right? You're going to come to the edge of the board,

you're going to take your bag in your hand, just toss straight up into the air.

Just like that. All righty. Your turn.

Ah, that's okay. It's okay. Sometimes you just need a little help. I can help you.

All right. Oh, that's okay. I think you just need a little bit of help with your wrist.

Why don't you come over here? I'll show you how to do it. All right.

Good. All right. So what you'll need to do, all on the flick of the wrist,

you really just want to get in there and just flip it up. All right. Let's try.

Okay. Go ahead.

I swear I'm better at other stuff. I hope so.

Yay! Oh my God, you did it! Good job! I was so proud of you.

Good job! All these games are fun, but I am really working up an appetite.

You ready to get some food? Yeah, absolutely. I love food. All right.

Why don't you go ahead and get the grill started and I'll clean up over here. Okay?

Sounds good. I can do that.

You know, I didn't think that I was going to like it, but I had a really good time.

I just hope that Lea May is just as hot and amazing as her mother.

I really just really love it. She just said to suck it up when the friend didn't have a little fun.

And I will say, the kid does take direction well,

which is something that I think any woman can appreciate.

And I know that my really may look really like that.

Looks good, right? No. You've got to put them down on the lower rack.

It'll never actually get done in time. Okay.

Trust me. I have a lot of experience with meat.

What other type of experience with meat do you mean?

Oh, bless your little heart. You know what? Food's almost done.

Why don't you run inside and grab me a sweet tea? You know, I'll finish this up. Okay?

Sure thing. Okay.

Here's the tea. Thank you.

Oh, I said sweet tea. I put sugar in it.

Oh, not anywhere close to enough. If it doesn't taste like hummingbird food, sweetie,

it's not sweet enough. Don't worry. I'll show you how to do that too.

All right.

It really does need to be so much sweeter. Go ahead, put about 10 of those cubes in for me.

Much better. Why don't you go ahead and take over stirring?

Yeah. And I'm really sorry for messing it all up.

Well, that's okay. You're actually taking instruction pretty well,

so I can teach you a few things. Plus, you're definitely gonna need to know

how to take care of this if you want to take care of my daughter.

I'll do anything to make my partner happy.

Oh, yeah?

I know how to make a girl happy.

Are you sure about that?

Yeah.

Do you know how to make her happy just by simply touching

her nipples? Or how to make her come eating her pussy?

Yeah. Obviously.

Let's test that theory.

I mean, sure, Sage can take direction in cooking and cornhole, but

does he really know how to please a woman? If he can't please me,

how in the hell is he ever going to please Lily May?

You can't do it too hard at first. You have to just use your tongue gently.

Just like...

Really?

Yeah.

Okay.

Give it a try?

Let's see what you got then.

Of course. I'm kind of doing each other to do like...

Why would I say in global?

Right?

Okay. Yeah, I can do that.

It's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

Okay.

So you're pretty good with that tongue, I see.

You're my best learner.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, get enough because you're so deep.

Oh, good.

And...

Mm, good.

Mm, that's a good boy.

Oh, my god.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's a good one.

That's so good.

Mm-hmm.

You need to use that, Lizzie, huh?

Of course.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good boy.

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my god, so connected.

Yeah.

I'm gonna shove those fingers so deep in that pussy.

Fuck, yes.

That's it.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my god.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm, good.

Oh, oh.

Oh, my god, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You're doing so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm, god, shove that tongue so deep in that pussy.

Yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my god.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, you suck that clip.

Yeah.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Mm, maybe you don't have as much to learn as I thought you did.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god, yes.

Yes.

Oh, oh, fuck me.

Oh, my god, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my god.

Mm, that's so fucking good.

Yeah.

Mm, I think I should reward you for that.

Yeah.

Mm, that's so fucking good.

Mm, look at our friend there.

Mm-hmm.

I think you should join us, don't you think?

I think so, yeah.

I think so.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

I know you've got me hungry for so many other things.

Mm.

Mm.

I'm like training those balls.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Must be exactly how many of them are the best thing to get to shoot.

I think... whatever you want, Miss Sage.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

It's so fucking good.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

I think I can almost take all of them.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm, yeah.

I can't take it anymore. I'm really going to f**k you.

I've never had a hook and a beat this aggressive for sex.

Like, wow. I can't even begin to describe it.

I just can't remember.

She's so hot.

Oh my god.

I'll show you how a real cowgirl rides.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

Oh f**k.

F**k.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

Oh no f**king stop.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

I'm still f**king wet.

Like that wet pussy covering the top.

Oh that's very good.

Oh f**k.

I'll show you how a real cowgirl rides.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Good little cowboy.

Nice massage.

Oh my god.

That's going to make me come so f**king wet.

Yes.

That's going to make me come so f**king wet.

That's going to make me come so f**king wet.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

You're not wet pussy.

You're not wet pussy.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

You covered in that f**king color.

Yes.

Good f**king f**k.

Oh f**k.

Oh f**k.

Rub that f**king hand.

Rub it.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

F**k.

Oh f**k.

That's so f**king wet.

F**king ear.

Oh my god.

F**king ear.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

F**king ear.

Oh my god.

Oh my f**k.

Oh f**k.

Oh my god.

F**king my little butt hole bump.

I can tell in my cup.

Yes.

Oh f**k.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh f**k.

F**king ear.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

F**king ear.

Oh f**k baby.

Oh my god.

F**king ear.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You are so deep in that f**king deezy.

Oh my god.

Do you think you can show me what you got?

Yeah.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, it's okay.

Do you like me?

Yeah.

Go for it.

Go for it.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Oh my god.

Me.

Me.

Oh my god.

Give it to me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Give it to me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Give it to me.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh this is so fucking hard.

Oh fuck.

Give it back.

Oh my god yeah.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I feel so good.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that was so fucking good.

Yes.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck me.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, look at that.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, yes, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Right there.

Right fucking there.

Oh, fuck it.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

I feel so fucking good.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, don't fucking stop.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Yes, please.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

I feel so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, right there.

I feel so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Yes, please.

Oh, my God.

I want to come so fucking hard.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Make that pussy yours, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

It's all yours, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Destroy that fucking pussy.

Then come all inside.

Yeah.

Fill that pussy up with all that cum, don't you?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Fuckin' dripping, sweetie.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, look at that load.

Oh, you do that with Lily May.

He'll be a grandma on no time.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I really had...

an amazing time,

but...

I don't think I can handle being bossed around a lot of time.

I really think

that Lily May is gonna...

be just like her mom in that aspect.

So...

I don't think I'm gonna choose her.

Excuse me?

You're not gonna choose my daughter because she's bossy?

Okay.

Well, you know what? Honestly,

my daughter deserves somebody who actually knows what they're doing.

So you can go ahead and make money.

Thank you very much.

Lily is too good for him,

anyway, honestly.

Um, I think the door's locked.

Ugh.

Figured out, kid.