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I need a mask.

Hi! Hey Grandpa!

I brought you supplies, cleaning masks, your favorite soups, and other cleaning

supplies, like hand sanitizer.

Oh, you're the best.

Put your mask on first, please.

You've been outside, so put your mask on.

Have you been six feet of someone without a mask on recently?

Myself? Okay. I mean, beyond six feet with a mask on.

Of course.

I don't know, Grandpa.

Okay. The questions I ask you to answer. Put it on.

It feels better.

Okay. Make sure it's nice and snug there. Okay.

Great. Great. Hold on one second.

I'm going to grab something here real fast.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah, yeah, we're fine. Just needs to be sanitary.

Hand me the sanitary spray there.

Thank you. Yeah, just give it to me. Great. Thank you very much.

It's fine. Yeah, no, it's fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're all good. We're

all good. Come on inside.

Can I come in? Yes, of course you can.

Come on in. Go ahead and shut that door behind you there.

Yeah, that's it.

Okay, fantastic.

Did you spray me? No, no, I sprayed myself.

I've got on you.

But please, bring it to, bring this up over here. Thank you. Do you need a hug?

Yeah, well, I will give you some hugs in just a minute, I'm sure.

Oh, fantastic.

I'm going to do a great, here, take it.

Was that good? Ah, excellent.

That's fine, dear. We're just taking precautions.

That's okay.

Well, I already have some.

Oh, good, good. Just sit there right there. Just kind of roll it over here.

Okay, good.

Perfect.

Oh,

yeah,

just roll those over here.

That's fine.

You don't want to know what flavor I got? Oh, no, I can see.

Oh, my God. Did you just cough?

How long have you had that cough?

Don't come in here with that kind of flu. Do you have the kind of flu?

No. How long have you had that cough?

What's the cough from? What's the cough from?

What's the cough from?

What's the cough from? Stop crying, Grandpa.

I mean, stop coughing.

Okay. All right. Why don't you just get the vaccination if you're still paranoid

of all this spraying?

That's okay. I mean, I'm not paranoid. I just don't want to die from COVID or

COVID to the sequel. Yeah, I was going to get the vaccination. It helps you

longer, especially for old people.

What? Who?

Old people aren't dying from this, they're dying from other stuff. No.

Exactly,

because they're not spending time learning social distancing.

Or preventative, you know, spray stuff. Y 'all take that back.

Oh, great, thanks very much.

Now they're all dirty. Well, yeah, they're dirty now. Now they're dirty.

your stuff.

Take a look at you. You look fantastic.

Right. Do I even get a hug from my grandma?

Yeah, sure.

Absolutely. Right after you take a shower.

What?

Did you spray me? No. No, I didn't.

I'm in coffee.

Oh, I know.

Maybe I would love to give you a hug. I know you're staying here all day with

me. Please, just take a shower. I have a vaccination.

And I'm sure that it's not on you.

And that you're just carrying it.

Or, you know, on your body.

I haven't seen you for hours. I know, but I won't give you that hug.

Just take a shower, baby. Let me take you through the stuff.

Go on in. It's right there. It's right there. I'm going to lay your towel and

stuff out for you.

I thought you would be six feet away from me. I will be. As soon as you go

way, I'm trying to move you forward.

One, two, three, four feet. You're okay. Okay.

All right, you're beautiful. Please, just take that shower. We'll sit down.

We'll have some delicious, too.

All right, I'll bring up the hand sanitizer.

Okay.

All right. All right, baby. Thank you.

Why aren't you taking a shower?

Um, because you don't like your water wasted.

I know, I know, but I told you to take a shower, which means it's okay to use

the water to waste things, not to waste things. Are you just in here, just

bathing again?

Yeah, your whole water deal, why are you in here?

It's okay, it's okay. I mean, you weren't even doing this right. I mean,

start from the top and you work your way down.

Are we just doing it right? What do you mean? That's fine. You know what? Just

do this so we can get on with our day.

Here, just put these things down.

Put those things down real fast.

Turn around.

Turn around. Turn around. Just kind of put your hands right here for me. Right

there. Put your other hand right there.

This is weird.

What are you doing? No, that's not weird. If we just make this really

if we just go really fast, right, and just wipe down.

This is unnecessary.

It's the germs. I mean, this is how germs travel.

I've done research.

I mean, I've been on my computer like twice, three times a day. Okay, but if

just got the vaccination, maybe I wouldn't have to go through all of this.

get the shot.

Well, okay, that's this shot. And then they're already saying you've got to

another shot. And then what? I've got to have another shot after that? I mean,

how many shots?

When's enough enough?

I mean, how many shots is enough?

You don't want to live longer?

Well, yeah, I want to live forever.

Doesn't everybody want to live forever?

Well, I mean, maybe you don't know, but later, I mean, maybe you might want to

live forever and stuff.

All right, baby, turn around. Yeah,

just put your hand there, your hand there. That makes it nice and easy.

And away. Please, you know, I've seen all of this before. I've been around for

while, you know.

What are you doing?

This is so unnecessary.

Maybe you weren't so worried about the water.

I'm already clean when I got here.

Can you hurry up?

Yeah, true, it's been tough. I mean, it's pretty lonely. My car's been built

the house for a year.

There's already a secondary outbreak or a third outbreak or something.

Oh my gosh. See, I've already forgotten stuff because you

put your hands down.

We don't need to do this.

What? Oh my god.

You should just get a higher water bill or something and sit.

Grandpa, this is not needed. Really?

Getting in there, Grandpa.

I feel

like I'm all clean.

I took a shower.

Grub, before I came here... Really touching.

What's next?

Are you gonna spray me with other chemicals?

Get the vaccinations, Emma.

I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

It's so confusing.

Why? What would be my motivation to get a shot right now?

You could be alive for the rest of us. The whole family.

And do what?

Make us happy by being alive.

And?

Maybe do stuff you haven't done before.

Only if you get the vaccination for the family.

Tell me again what the deal is supposed to be.

So if you pinky promise me to get the vaccination,

maybe we can do some fun things.

Fun things like what?

Well, I saw you touching me with the cleaning wipes, and I think I know

fun. So pinky swear, and then you and I can have more fun.

Yeah. We can have more fun.

If I pinky swear to go get the vaccine.

You have to promise me on everything you're going to get the vaccination.

You can't break the pinky promise. That's not fair.

That's true. I've never broken a pinky promise, ever.

So how do we start this? Just with a pinky swear?

Mm -hmm.

And so you have to say the words, I promise to get the vaccination.

I promise to get the vaccination.

Okay.

As long as you get it.

I'm not aware you're my grandpa.

Yes, but no.

I am your step -grandpa. You're positive?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was there when we adopted your mother.

My mother's adopted?

Wow. She didn't tell you?

She didn't tell you the whole time?

She didn't tell me a lot of things. You were just kissing me? No, you didn't

tell me that you liked me.

It's so hard to feel your heart.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

oh my god you guys feel so good i love your little hands

That feels so fucking good. Oh my God.

Fuck you're fucking good.

Fuck you, that feels so good.

All right, don't stop.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Don't you wanna put it in me?

Oh my God.

What the fuck did you go for?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fucking annoying mother pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Oh, stick that ass a little different.

Oh, you fucking dirty people. Do that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

This is something.

God, I think you're a great guy.

Yeah, you spit all of my fucking shit, baby.

Oh yeah, fuck you.

Oh you fucker.

Woo -hoo!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Okay, Grandpa, you promised you would get the vaccine.

Are you still gonna do it?

Good.