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Dad?

Mom!

Spilled water? Yeah, I put it on my clothes and I took them off and... And

you took them off and made them on the floor in a living room.

What? What did you put them off in?

Did you... Did you not think they were weird?

Were you actually masturbating?

I'm, like, really embarrassed.

Well, it doesn't mean to be embarrassed, but I just... To be honest, like, were

you... Oh, my God, is that the court? This is the living room!

This is where we set up the Christmas tree!

The... I mean, in practice, that's the court, but that's, um, not the place to

be doing that.

Yeah, I'm just sick of that. It's fine. You can talk to me about it.

I mean, well, I haven't been here to do this thing.

I mean, we all masturbate.

I'm going to have to tell your mom about this. No, no, don't tell her.

I'll do anything. Don't tell her.

I'll, like, wash dishes for, like, the entire week, clean the pool, anything.

I think it's probably going to be a little bit more than just dishes.

I mean, if you're playing with that, you might as well play with the real one.

But you're my dad.

No, I'm your stepdad.

It'll be totally fine.

And besides, you're really hot. I can't deny it.

I've thought about wanting to go with you since I got with your mom.

What's it going to be? Am I going to tell your mom, or are we going to maybe

have some fun? Because it could be a lot of fun. I'm just saying.

It is fun.

Mm -hmm.

I'm gonna take this bag.

oh oh

Wow.

I'm going to do it.

Ooh.

So I like...

Like...

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

themselves.

Okay?