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When we come together for family time, I know

we'll always weather the hardest times.

Honey? Yes?

Do you remember that today...

Yes,

yes, I remember.

I don't think I remember.

Of course.

Bye

-bye.

Bye.

Thank you.

be him. He's here. He's here. He's here.

Eric. Hey.

How are you?

How's it going, Bob? Good to see you. Good to see you. Come here.

All right.

You look great. Look, let me take your bag, okay?

All right. All right. Good. Listen, follow me up here. You can meet your new

family. Oh, wow.

Yeah. And this is my place. It's fantastic.

Look. Oh, it's amazing.

It's way better than what we had in the States.

Here. Here. Come. Come. And meet your new family.

Oh. Yes, this is your new stepsister, Tiffany.

Hi. My stepdaughter.

And this is my wife, your new stepmom. Oh, thank you. Excuse me, too.

Let's go in the house. Yeah, go ahead. I don't know.

Please, after you, ladies.

Oh, wow, cool.

Are you hungry?

No, actually, I'm not. You know, I'm... more tired, especially after all the

jetlag.

I have to say, please, a favor, you know, a favor from you. You know Eric

Ophion, okay?

And he is new to Modior Orság, and

it's his first day here today, moi, or d 'ailleurs, je n 'en sais pas.

I would like if you could, you know, show him... Take care of him? Take care

him, yes, yes. Anything, please, make him feel welcome, you know, make him

like a part of the tjolad.

you know he is the brother okay because he is my son and he is somehow your

brother just anything he needs please to help him because i'm going to be at

work i'm going to be working late and maybe i can be back in time for dinner

the whole day he's alone he doesn't know anyone he doesn't know the nails i go

to my room i take my drive okay and i can go

We're going to the city. Obviously, you met Tiffany last night, and I had a

really heart -to -heart talk with her, and she is going to take care of you

today. Anything you want, she's going to show you around.

Maybe she'll even cook for you if you want something. Hungarian women are

fantastic cooks, and the food is fantastic.

Yeah, the tomatoes are unbelievable. Yeah, they're really great.

It's really fresh.

Listen, I know you haven't visited since your mother and I split up and since I

married.

Bogarka, my wife.

So, you know, I'm glad you're here. It's great.

But I just want to prepare you for a few things. First of all, I bought you a

dictionary of Hungarian words.

So maybe you can just get some basics down. So, you know, if you get separated

or something, you're not just stranded in the city.

But I will tell you something. There's one word that's not in that dictionary

that's very, very unique to know.

And this is in Hungarian, bostmeg.

Bostmeg. Bostmeg.

Yes, perfect. And that kind of means like, fuck it, fuck it. And everybody

it. Everybody.

Aha, bostmeg. Yeah, bostmeg. Even the priest that's going to say it, bostmeg.

They don't care. Everybody says bostmeg. All right.

Yeah. And it's kind of like in English where, you know, it means fox, but it

means fox, but it means fox at the same time. You understand?

You've got to be a little bit careful how you use it, but, you know, bostmeg.

Bostmeg. Yeah.

I think you're going to do okay here.

The Hungarian people, they're not as reserved as we are. We Westerners, we're

very reserved.

You meet a Hungarian, they're going to kiss you on both cheeks instead of a

handshake. It doesn't mean anything. It's just the way they say hello.

The women, they're very friendly and outgoing.

I'm sure you'll understand.

I'm sure Tiffany will take good care of you.

I've got to get to work.

Have a good day. Have a great day.

Help me.

Excuse me, sir.

I didn't put your bag.

I have your bag.

Oh, yes.

Oh, okay.

This is how things are done in Hungary, huh?

Oh, you like hot water.

Well, yeah.

Good for you. Is this how you guys always do it here?

Yes, sure.

Okay, this is different.

I'll give you a bag.

Yeah. Because you are ready. Okay.

And the dinner is ready, so I'll start with me.

Oh, okay.

Sure.

Come.

Oh, hi.

Hello.

So, how is it in America? Tell me something.

Oh, well, it's just normal, kind of boring.

And how do you like Hungary?

Oh, well, here it's really cool. I mean, just a lot of different things, right?

Obviously, food, culture, language.

But, you know, I'm really happy that you are here because all my life I was

wondering to have a brother, so...

I'm really happy.

Oh, well, yeah.

It's great that I can be like an older brother to you.

Yeah.

So if you need anything or if you want to go to the city or for dinner or

anything, just call me or text me and I will go with you.

Oh, well, that's so sweet of you.

Which kind of book you have?

Some book my dad gave me, you know.

It's Hungarian?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, maybe I can teach you some Hungarian words.

Well, you know, he taught me one earlier today, this... Which one?

Oh, it's funny, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can say it to the people, yeah, yeah. He

said, this is a word you need to know.

And, you know, we have one word, you know, you have a kiss, means pussy.

We say the kiss is pussy.

Oh, yeah, you can say it in my language, pussy is a whole different thing. Yeah,

yeah, so if somebody...

give you pussy or say to your pussy don't think about the pussy okay think

the kids yeah here i thought hungarians were just obsessed with pussy yeah yeah

it's funny it's funny so maybe in the afternoon we can go to somewhere i can

show you the city yeah that'd be great yeah maybe the castle it's very nice

okay sounds good see you later i'll see you then

Mom? Yes?

Why did you run to the bathroom so fast this afternoon?

I just wanted to do a big massage.

I saw that big massage, too.

Oh, well, gotta go to bed, guys. I'm feeling really tired.

See you in the morning.

Night.

This is crazy.

What the fuck's going on?

What am I gonna do?

This is not good.

Fuck.

What the fuck am I gonna do? Jesus.

Oh, hey, we can't be doing this.

We were scared.

Not like I'm scared, but I mean...

Come on. No, you're scared for me.

No, but I mean, it's wrong.

I mean, it's like, you know, my dad, your mom, we're like brother and sister.

And I don't see nothing to do with it. We can enjoy it.

Just let me.

I really want to make you happy.

And comfortable here.

I just don't know if we should do this.

Why?

Maybe you don't like me.

No, I like you. I like you. No, I don't see anything.

Just come.

Oh,

I love her pussy.

But we should be quiet.

Oh, no, no, no. We can't do this here.

Why? Everybody sleep.

My mom goes to sleep already.

Even if it's in the job, nobody will know this.

It will be our secret.

Yeah, our secret.

Yeah, I promise.

Ooh.

You have the most bigger deco that I've ever seen in my life.

It's so nice.

Mmm.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Thank you.

See you in the morning!