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Bye.

And now, for the highlight of this evening's entertainment, Mr.

Billionaire Bruce!

Now, Bruce, you have been kind enough to grow your hair out for the last six

months, and you're going to donate your hair for charity this evening?

That's right, Felicity.

I'm giving my scalp for Gothard City.

And here, do the honor with her new golden scissors and her newly crowned

Miss Gothard City. Come on down, beautiful.

Faith, hope, and charity.

Wow.

Think about that.

And the greatest of these is

destruction.

That's right.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

And you.

Yay, do it again.

Oh, you're so demanding.

But I guess you pretty little rich girl

with your daddy's millions and your fancy cars and

yeah. But think about the clown.

You know, behind this mask, you just think about the

sadness, pain.

You want to see behind the mask?

Yeah.

Yeah,

yeah, you see.

The security chick.

Um, while I was squirting you, I was

giving you a little taste of my laughing gas.

Which means that right about... But now, you're gonna be feeling

kind of paralyzed.

I forgot to say... NO!

Think we'll be done learning soon?

Yeah, well, it's a quiet night.

Quiet as a grave.

Is Murray going to be supervising the shipment tonight? I don't know. I swear.

don't know.

Hey, would you look at that?

A secret team firepower for a bunch of teddy bears.

Huh?

Look inside, dude.

That's what this caper's about.

Now put it back, will you?

So you hear something?

Just you whining.

Come on. We've got a shipment.

We've got to get it downtown.

I'm sure there's something.

your boss.

No more drugs.

Gothard City's protected tonight, tomorrow night, and every night.

As long as that broad breath.

Now go!

Well,

they do that for special girls.

Mm -hmm. Well, I guess I better spread my bat wings.

God bless.

Fuck yeah!

Holy shit.

Remember to come back.

Let me go. What are you going to do to me?

Just for a minute, okay?

Daddy's busy.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Friends, there's only one item on the agenda today.

Yeah, the bat.

Another shipment gone down this week. What is it?

Gothard City?

Or Disneyland?

not have a bath?

The best of... Oh!

Oh!

I must have left my manners in the laundry this morning.

See, I'm...

you guys have a little problem with.

Look at that.

So, why don't I show you one I made earlier.

Oh yeah.

Now, normally this feisty little superhero

would be flashing in through the skylight, right?

Right.

I'm putting all your asses in jail. Yay.

But now, she's a docile.

Give her another little shot of my laughing gas.

Now you see how friendly she can be.

If you want to get the bat, what you need is

something to put out his little bat signal, right?

Right?

You need something to put his wings in a flap.

What's the deal, Joker?

Put the bath permanently out of commission.

I'll do it for half.

Half?

50%. How you doing?

No hard feelings, huh?

Our negotiation.

I suggest you trust before

you buy.

Huh? Try it before you buy it.

That's why I eat it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. You can drink your own food, cause it's Christmas Eve.

Oh, it's a pretty red.

This party will talk to you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You see what the nurse says?

You gotta spread the laughter around.

Gotham City did something about its feline population.

You cat criminals.

Let me go.

Look, Kitka.

Give it up.

I know you don't fear the badge, but your little kitty claws get scurrying at

the sound of the bat.

Maybe once, Commissioner Gordon.

But with the new freak that we've added to our circuit, and what you've brought

us, it's Batbuck's turn to fill our...

What do you mean?

Well, you're going to draw all of your power into our little paws. Your swap

team will be at our claws.

And that just means that the cats will have the power now.

The bat declared an outlaw.

Never. You're crazy. No way.

You know, I think you boys really need to laugh a little more.

Kitka, give him a little air.

And laugh and laugh.

Well, whatever you want.

Sure, go ahead.

Kill the bat.

Perfect. Did you hear that, my little teddy friend?

Oh, like a mouse caught in a trap.

Let's let these boys spring.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I can do it now.

Thank you.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, thank you.

Like this.

Just like that.

So guys, go out there and make some bat pie.

Whatever you say, man.

Whatever you say.

Well, that's Sugar Kitten.

That worked out perfect for us.

But, uh, what about that fucking boss?

Well, he's our cheese, so let's go find Joker and set our trap.

Sounds good to me.

finger. She's the girl.

The girl with the minus touch.

A touch too.

Hold it right there, Joker.

Captain Fantastic and Robina Redbreast. Yeah, well, I thought we'd meet.

The bat signals in the sky, which means the knight belongs to me.

And you belong back in the asylum.

Yeah, well, there's just one problem with that, because they don't do

jackets in my color.

I know karate.

Come on, do something.

The only thing he's trying to escape is in his crazy head.

He'll be back.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, what the fuck is this?

What? That.

That?

That's a balloon.

Yeah.

I just bowled him over with my charm.

Why don't you try that with me?

Well, look what thrashed in the cat.

Don't flatter yourself, you jackass.

But honey, I made you dinner.

No.

It's going to take a lot more than a kitty treat to tame the kitten.

Okay.

How about I get you

something.

I'm in the mood for romance.

So let's strike up the music.

To hit

the town.

I could have done it.

Denied.

Wow. Wow.

That's great. You want to

dance too?

It's the gas.

Not so fast, motherfuckers.

This is my town.

And if there's a payoff, I'm getting my cut.

Oh, Harvey.

Can't you see the answer's written?

All over your face.

Who are you?

Lift off.

Oh,

Harvey.

I hate to take our eyes out on you.

We slept lucky tonight.

Cats, bats, and jokers. Just tell me some straightening out.

Oh, a cat heart. Have you just figured this out?

What?

Well, is it me?

All spicy and devilish tonight for your dark side?

Or me?

All angel and sugar sweet for your bright side.

There's only one way to find out.

Not this time.

This time we're going to satisfy the whole heartbeat.

Yeah? Yeah.

Careful.

Careful.

I think it's not even nice.

Are you the bad one?

Yeah, look at you getting that fucking cup cut.

I want the whole thing.

Let's get this bowl of soup.

How do you like it, Harvey?

I love it. You like two at once, huh?

Yeah.

Not so sweet, are you? Look at you, dirty whore.

This is choking more.

she's bad she's the bad one

I think it's for fucking pussy. You think she's a pussy?

I think she's a pussy.

I bet you do have a nice pussy.

You dirty whore.

She's a dirty whore.

She's a dirty whore.

Yes.

Your pussy getting wet sucking up fucking.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna suck your dick.

Oh, you guys are so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, feed that fucking dick to me. I want to taste that cunt. Come on.

Stop that shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Shove it back inside.

Oh, that fucking cock fucking thorn.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe not.

Oh, my pussy's so fucking wet for you. My pussy's so fucking wet for you,

Harvey. Oh, yeah.

Give me that fucking... Give me that.

Come like it's part of my sweet little pussy.

Yeah.

Do you like that?

Yeah? Yeah?

Let me vacuum my fucking butt.

Yeah, fuck me hard.

Let me take my cookie.

Double dipping, huh, bitch? Come on.

Oh,

yeah.

What? Oh, fuck, yes.

Fucking cunt.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Do

what

Harvey says.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

That was so good. Fucking sucking that dirt.

Oh, fuck yeah.

That fucking ass.

It's a big fucking ass.

Do you like your cock and my little sugar factory?

Like having your asshole eaten like a fucking whore, huh? You're the fucking

whore, you nasty bitch.

I want to see you fucking sit on that

dick.

I'll fucking find you for that. Come on.

You fucking dick. Come on.

Fuck me.

Fuck that fucking dick. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yeah, you fucking whore.

Go suck that cock.

Yeah? Yeah?

Yeah,

fill up my fucking cunt.

You are a fucking cunt.

I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

Oh yeah, shove that fucking cock back inside.

Fuck this pussy.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck

yeah.

Oh my god, beat that fucking pussy up.

That dirty fucking cut off that dick.

I want to see the angel fucking come.

Dirty fucking slut now, huh?

But boss, didn't the Joker already make a deal with Ana Lovato for half?

Five million dollars.

For death.

For death.

Or death.

You wanted the Joker?

You got him.

What do you think, sir?

The thing about a knife is you really shouldn't use one

unless you know how to.

I know you like the

real smoke.

Now,

this is one we need.

Five million dollars is a lot

for a life.

Didn't you girls ever know that smoking's bad for you?

Now, take it easy. I guess you two boys are

in need of new employment.

Am I right?

Well, we do it by competitive examination.

Who's got the knife?

One knife, two applicants.

What are they doing?

You just gotta do it yourself.

Why don't you try that with someone your own size, by the way?

Not you again.

Oh no.

I don't want to fight you.

the potion you promised me. Oh, kitty cat.

I got something much better than that for you.

Look.

And pow.

Holy hoodlums convention. I had a sneaky suspicion I'd find you all here.

Oh, look at Miss Girl Wonder.

Do you know what kitties do to little birdies like you?

I think I overdid it.

You think?

Take a look at them.

Love.

Make me want your cock

Thank you.

back page.

That's it! That's it!

Oh my God!

She loves me.

She loves me not.

And how does Poison Ivy's garden grow?

Simply spectacular.

Especially when there's a cuckoo in the nest.

Or should I say a robin?

Holy creepers, it's Poison Ivy!

You better let me go.

You know Batfuck will come and save me.

Oh no, I'm shaking in my leet.

I'm counting on that one colorful bird.

We don't need Batfuck to plug your boys in.

What would you be sure about that, girl wonder?

You boys have a new order from Commissioner Gordon?

Yes, ma 'am.

Batfuck and Robina have a new order.

Ha!

The jungle is a dangerous place to be. And now, thanks to the Joker's poisonous

perfume, you all are surrounded by my Venus flytrap.

Oh yeah.

Fuck!

Oh my

God.

Ah!

Oh no.

you

Oh, my God.

mmm mmm mmm

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah, take it.

Oh, yeah, drop and move.

Now that's the power of poison in the jungle.

Now, my beautiful garden fairies, wheel them away to the Joker.

Did you find the antidote, Dr. Rana? Well, Batchick, it wasn't easy to

the active compound.

However, this here, I believe, will counteract it, at least just for a

Is there a problem, Doctor?

It's the laughing gas.

It's got these two components. One's a hypnotic substance, and it's combined

with a nerve paralyzer.

So...

Effectively, it does work on the antidote, but it tricks your body into

to fight it while it's telling your mind not to.

So what you're saying is it will work, but only on small doses of the Joker's

laughing gas?

Yes, and I should forewarn you that there are side effects.

That figures like what?

Extreme arousal.

However, he'll be over and done with as soon as it becomes airborne.

Well, there's no time like the present.

I think I can handle that.

Time to leave.

Mmm. Mmm.

Thank you.

Well, if it has this effect on me, I'd like to see what it's going to do to the

Joker.

Be seeing you, Doc.

How you doing?

You shouldn't talk like that, you know.

Because if you can't talk like that, I might

have to let you go with a bang.

Well,

maybe the joke's going to be on you when that fuck comes to rescue us.

Yeah. Well,

that he's laughing on the other side of his face right about now.

Come on, Joker.

It's me you want. Now let the girls go.

No!

here and a little flashback.

Your reputation will be destroyed.

Flash him, Bobo.

You know, a

lot of people

I got it in a joke shop.

Yeah

what you always wanted.

Sexy eyes.

Dirty fucking cat eyes.

Big dick up your cunt.

I'm a bad kitty. I'm a bad fucking kitty.

Bad kitty.

This is bone.

Oh my god!

Look at that chick!

Joke isn't queens.

Oh, great, I'm a clown.

Holy

cow.

I can laugh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

And it's a joker.

Oh, Joker.

What?

Oh,

what a night.

Give me your hand, Joker.

Oh, you must be joking.

Okay.

Oh!

Yes, sometimes you just gotta see the money.

Now the city's safe.

And always will be.

While that sign shines on the dark night.