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Gosh, what is this weird book I found at the library?

It looks like witchcraft almost.

Hmm.

Should I read it?

Hmm.

Whoa, what is this weird language?

Whoa,

what is this?

What was that?

Hello?

Hello? What?

happening to me?

Whoa.

Oh.

Oh, what's this feeling?

Oh my goodness.

What do I feel this way all of a sudden? What's going on?

I can't control it.

What's happening to me?

myself. What's happening?

Oh yeah.

I need to document this.

It was really short notice.

No problem.

Yeah, but there's just something that I need to tell you both about, and I need

help. Mm -hmm.

It's what we do.

Thank you.

Okay, well, I guess I'll just... So it has to do with this book.

It's really weird. I got it from the library at school.

It looks interesting.

Right? It's really pretty, and I brought it home.

And, well, weird stuff started happening.

Like what?

Well, I read a few pages of the book, and then I heard a really loud noise

coming from back through there.

And then I came back out here to check, you know, to see if anyone was home, and

no one was here.

What kind of noise?

It was like a loud bang.

Do you think the book has something to do with it?

I don't know. Maybe.

I came out here and there was a page on the floor.

A page from the book? Yes.

Had you ripped it?

No. I didn't touch it. I just opened the book and read a few pages and set it

down. And when I came out here, there was a page on the floor.

That's concerning.

Yeah.

That's not even half of it. I read the page and,

well...

I started to feel really, really weird.

Describe the weirdness.

Like I... It made me want to do things that were...

Unholy.

Would you mind elaborating?

Okay. Well, I... Don't be mad.

It... I started to get this really weird...

feeling in my body and I started to well, I started to touch my

breast.

Were you in pain?

No, it felt good.

It felt like a relief.

Was it because of the book?

I think so. I didn't feel like this until I read the pages and then I I

touched myself too.

Oh.

No, I'm ashamed.

Would you mind if I saw... Do you have the page?

Yes.

It's in here, I think. I didn't touch it. Be careful.

Okay.

Here it is.

Kosher BB.

Kosher BB.

Do you know what this is?

No.

This is not to be played with.

Only the Pope has a copy of this book. I did not know there was a second in

existence and I cannot believe your school library had it.

Oh my goodness.

I'm afraid that your home may be possessed by a sexual spirit.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Don't be alarmed.

We are trained professionals and we can help you with this.

You just have to trust us. Okay.

What do I do?

I'm going to start by praying.

A shower will probably help.

Do you have holy water? I forgot to bring mine.

Um, I might have some, but I... Just use the last one.

My mother might have some.

That's not great, but we'll improvise.

Okay.

Temperature changing.

I'm getting warm.

Yeah, I feel something bad.

No!

Get out of here, demon!

Be gone!

Oh, no.

You must leave, spirit. You aren't welcome here.

Oh, it's happening again. Get out!

spirit. I can't help it.

You are not welcoming this woman, spirit. Oh, no.

It's happening again. I can't control it. You're going to be okay, alright?

going to talk to the demon. Get out of here, demon!

Be gone!

She's not here anymore.

Please, Lord, please.

No, no, no. I can't. Oh, I can't. Please!

We are in big, big trouble.

You're a cutie. Oh, no.

Distract the demon, okay?

Wow, you're a big, hot, pretty boy.

Play along and distract it. I will run the exorcism.

I think this... Okay.

Okay, just trust me, okay? You're going to be all right.

That big cock, pretty boy.

This is a very forward demon. Is this part of the protocol?

Yeah, just go with it. It's going to be okay, all right? Your sins will be

absolved. Your sins will be absolved. I'm tongue -tied. I'm speaking in

Okay, be gone, demon.

I'm not going.

I'm here to stay.

Dear Heavenly Father, please protect us from this demon.

Oh, I can't wait to taste that big, big juicy meat.

Don't listen to her.

You are with us. We feel you.

You are stronger than this man, and we know that.

Please, dear God, protect us.

Keep us.

Save this woman and restore her to purity.

Wow, it's happening.

Oh, my goodness.

My love's really getting harder for me in there.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

That is a beautiful piece of meat right there. Yeah.

Blessed is he who paints.

Bless our souls for eternity.

Bless her soul and restore her to purity, please.

Restore her to vanity and purity. Oh, yeah. The only thing that really stays.

You're going to be okay.

I know this is scary, but I promise you, you're going to be okay.

Let the demon take control.

In the end, we will prevail.

I like this body.

I might be staying at all.

You are not welcome here, demon.

You're not welcome.

You two are funny.

No thank you.

All spirits must vacate the premises by end of day.

Guess there's no getting around this now.

That's right.

Give in to the temptation.

Come on.

I've only scheduled one of you today.

I've got to pick up my daughter.

I'm going to pick you up.

I love you.

Oh,

you really did fuck him.

Oh, Shane.

Oh, when you just give in, it feels so good to be sexual.

Do you?

Do you?

I never.

Maybe I can help Faith's fucking out.

He's not in the shot.

I only got so many tricks after this one.

Try everything you've got.

Give the demon everything you've got.

I think it's working.

Oh, my God.

Why are you making me gag so good?

What time do you have to set the timer in?

Five.

I actually need you to give me a ride again.

Fuck.

Okay. Thank you. He's not leaving.

He has to.

We're going to have to stop our gas. I'm okay.

That's fine. Cover head.

Okay, sorry.

What? Be careful.

This is the most persistent demon I've ever encountered.

Leviticus.

Corinthians.

Would you do Old Testament or New Testament? Let's do Old Testament.

That just happened.

I'm trying to travel up my peel.

Please protect my brethren's people. Please, Heavenly Father, protect his

people.

You

certainly

can't take me to pick up my daughter with a demon inside you, so I need you

stay strong, okay?

I'll focus.

What was that?

Maybe we should go in bed.

work, we probably should have followed her. The demon wants alone time with

We can't have that. We can't have that. Let's go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

I love such a nice song.

Get out of here, demon.

Be gone!

caught in her birth canal.

It happened once in France. Really? Yeah.

And I believe they were able to solve it with the tongue, okay? I don't think

the spirit likes the wetness of the human tongue.

Get in there.

Lick the spirit out.

I don't... This wasn't in the textbook.

You know this is my first exorcism? I understand.

Okay? Write a passage.

We've all had to do it.

You might kind of like it.

Don't tell anyone I said that, but you might.

Oh, fuck this.

Language. You can't go back to my old job.

All right. Look at this.

With my tongue?

Yes. Look.

Yes.

Oh, give it to me, pretty boy.

Yes, father.

The demon can't hurt you, okay?

Oh, yes. Look it.

Look it.

Yeah.

Get out of here, demon!

Be gone, demon.

Oh, it feels so good.

Yes,

I want to touch myself.

I want to touch myself.

Stop it, demon.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you can't let me. You can't make me stop it. It feels so good.

Yeah,

pray all you want. This demon's not going anywhere.

We'll see about that.

I know that's just the demon talking.

Oh, yeah. Give me that tongue.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

yeah. Don't stop. It feels so good.

Thou shalt stop.

Not you, but the demon. Thou shalt stop, demon. Oh, yes. Give it to me. Don't

stop. Don't stop.

Yes, yes, I love the way your tongue feels, Father.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, cute.

Oh, oh.

Ah, it feels so good. I love it.

Yes. Ah, yeah. Give it to me.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, Father. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, your tongue is so strong.

Yes, yes.

Oh,

God.

Don't give it to her like that.

I don't think this is working.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, your tongue is

so...

Would you please not use the Lord's name in vain?

No,

I want to. Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Maybe that'll work.

into submission, okay?

You want me to pound your D now?

Good luck and Godspeed.

You sure that's a good idea?

I don't know how else to solve this.

The demon may bite, so be careful.

Now we're appeasing the demon.

I don't know what else to do.

Let's show it the kindness.

Yeah, we do accept cash and check, but no money.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Leave

this

woman alone, Damon.

Oh, no, bitch.

Oh, yes.

Exit this woman, demon.

Ah, yes, never.

Ah, yes. Fuck that little shit. Yes. Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck.

Oh. Very naughty little shit.

Heavenly father of all the land, please help us evict this demon.

Be gone.

Yes.

He's really the most stubborn demon I've encountered.

and it was big, she said.

Yes. Oh, it's so amazing.

Oh, my God.

She's amazed at the deliverance.

Oh,

the deep amazement of having that ticket.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fuck me.

We need to burn this book later.

working? It's working for me. I love you, Melissa.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fuck, I wasn't really into this idea at first, but I'm starting to kind of like

this ecosystem thing.

Yeah? Yeah, you like it?

Yeah. Not super thrilled to hear you weren't enjoying your job before, but

welcome to the team. Pretty long hours. Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes!

God, yes, I love it!

I'm making the crucifix hot. Burn my hand.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is hot.

Oh, yeah.

So hot.

Yeah.

Maybe I can't reach it. Yeah.

I think you should try something else. Yeah. What do you want me, buddy?

Yeah. Okay.

This is good. You're getting the demon to comply.

Yeah.

Finally making progress.

Yeah. It's promising.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Oh, yeah. That's better.

Oh, I love sitting on that big dick. Yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Just write it nice and slowly.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. It's taking so long.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. You're not welcome here, dear.

Oh, I know. I know.

It seems like I am.

You need to vacate the premises immediately.

Oh, yeah.

I want to have more fun with you.

Yes, try that.

I know she was touching them earlier. The demon was making her rub them.

Are

you

tasting any demon?

I think a little bit. Okay, good.

It tastes pretty good.

It tastes good. I wouldn't have expected that. Yeah, it's as awesome as it

sounds. I would have thought, like, fight the eight hour or something like

No, it's actually sweet.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck the pussy.

Fuck. Oh, fuck yeah.

Be careful.

Whatever you do, don't swallow the demons.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

I got a direct shot.

I can take it if I don't hurt you though.

Good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Not quite.

The power of Christ compels you. Oh, yes. The power of Christ compels you.

Yes. It compels me to write this book.

Oh, God.

This might be the most persistent spirit I've encountered in all my years doing

this.

squirt the demon out.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Be gone, demon.

The demon's overpowering me.

I made direct eye contact. I shouldn't have done that.

You're not going to win this battle.

Yeah, give it to me. Oh, fuck. It's so big.

Yeah. Yeah. I love you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes. Give it to me. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh, that's so fucking deep in my fucking pussy. Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Fuck, yeah.

Yeah.

You seem like more of a daddy.

Yeah. Yeah, daddy.

Oh, yeah, you are.

Oh, oh, oh, daddy.

Oh, God, that dick is so big. Holy fuck.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

grab on my hair, please.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, careful.

Very naughty.

Oh,

yeah. Give it to me.

Oh, shit, daddy.

Uh -huh.

You're so fucking good. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

Uh -huh. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

you're so fucking good.

I love the way it feels inside me so much.

Oh, daddy.

Oh.

Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you look so fucking good. Yeah, just like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, give it to me. Yeah. Oh, you're so fucking good at that.

Yeah, you look so good.

Yeah, you look so good, daddy. Oh, my God. Oh,

it's so big. I love it. I love it.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. That dick is so big.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. I can barely fucking see. Holy shit.

Oh, my

God. You gave me the chills all over my body. Oh.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

You got to

come

back in.

Welcome back.

Go to the light.

Go to the light.

I'm so deep.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I love it. It feels so fucking amazing.

Oh,

fuck yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes. Yeah,

fuck yeah.

Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Uh -huh. I love you.

Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

I think it's working finally.

As soon as you came to me in the dream, you had a vision. I think

you need to drown out the demon with your holy water.

Flood her inside with your sea. Oh my God.

Is that what we're doing now?

You need to cover the demon with a demon, okay?

That's what it's going to take.

That's what it's going to take.

I hear it. It must be about... You

are done here.

Yes, we can.

Pray your holy

water.

Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, please, please.

Give it to me. Give me your comb now.

Give it to me now.

I need it now.

We've got the holy sandwich here, and we need the mayonnaise, all right? Let's

give it to him.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah,

I'm coming.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, I love feeling wet and warm in it.

Oh, yes, Father.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love that nice big warm mouth. Do you still feel the spirit inside of you?

Oh, my God.

What's happening? Why am I naked?

We did it.

We did it.

You're okay?

You're going to be safe?

Yeah.

You can just send us a check in the mail.

And you and I really need to go get my daughter.

Busting makes me feel good.

Okay. Thank you, Father.

I'm afraid I won't be blessed.