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Dude, I don't want to watch the fucking game. It's horrible.

It's the only game on, man. Nobody scored yet.

We're in the fourth quarter. It's fucking 0 -0. What do you expect from

Pittsburgh? They fucking suck.

Wait,

Maul? Maul?

Where'd you get all that shit?

Did you just buy that right now?

Holy shit, man.

Both of you bought that shit?

How did you pay for it?

Fuck, man.

Yeah.

What?

You didn't ask me for this. Thank you. Thank you so much.

No,

no, no, no.

Wait a goddamn minute.

Where are you going? Do you think this is funny?

You're returning all of that tomorrow.

Well, we're going to go try it all on again now, and if you want to dispute

charges. Dispute? What the fuck are you talking about?

We're not done with you. Where are you going?

I don't give a damn how cute it looks. Hey, get back here.

Hey!

Hey!

They don't fucking listen, dude. They don't get it. They don't listen.

They don't understand it.

They're 18.

They don't have any jobs. They just go around. They spend our money.

They don't work. They're like an under -supplied dog, dude.

This one, whatever's cute, whatever's fashionable, they're just going to get

their fucking boyfriend off.

They have so much fun.

Yeah.

I have one too.

Make

it

rain.

Oh, wow. What'd you get?

I just got a bunch of bras and underwear.

So cute.

I think I'm going to wear these for my date.

Where are you going?

I don't know yet. I think he said dinner, but I'm good to get dropped off,

though. That's why we're ever done once a day, guys.

How cute.

I like this blue and black.

Oh, that's really cute.

By the bottom.

Like the match, it's fine.

Yeah. Now, is that for a different date?

Maybe, we'll see.

If he's lucky.

Should I match or should I mix and

match? Can you see what that matting looks like?

Yeah,

I like it.

I like that.

Can I show you my matting? Yeah, we can do matting.

I'm going to show you this one.

Can you help me with it?

Um, yeah.

We

got

too tight.

Uh, no problem.

So cute.

I like the lace at the bottom.

Yeah.

Like a little pump.

Yeah.

I need that.

Oh, yeah, but it's okay.

It's a good thing.

But I bet they have to.

Oh, that's so good.

Let's see.

Ooh. This is so cute.

You look good.

I don't know. It's, like, perfectly matching.

So cute.

It's a bong too. How sexy.

I don't know where I'd wear it, but maybe someone will like it.

Yay, of course someone will like it.

I like those.

Thanks.

Oh, it's so cute.

It's like the purpose.

It fits your butt perfectly.

Oh, I'm tired.

It's really cute.

Yeah, do you like the back?

Yeah. It's amazing.

It's so pretty. It's like art.

This is my favorite one I got.

I'm just going to make it.

Oh, I got this robe.

But it's not really lingerie.

It's cute.

I like it.

Let's see if it's not very sexy. It could be lingerie.

Yeah, it's definitely meant to be like... Drop.

Thank you.

That's cute.

If you like... This one doesn't do that.

No.

It's cute, though.

Let me feel.

Oh, it's soft.

I like that.

This is a mess.

I don't even know how to put this on.

You want me to help you?

I think you've got to get into it. Yeah.

With your hands.

Oh my goodness.

That's cool.

What about weight? I just ran out. I guess I don't spend all my money on that

though.

Do you want to try some of mine out?

If you don't mind, do something. Yeah, try the white. Oh yeah, I'll try it.

It's so cute on you.

I like them. Big tag.

Reggie. It's funny.

I don't know if you can see it through.

I like that about it.

I won't try and get them in a dangerous place.

Let me see that cheetah print one.

Okay.

You missed it.

You missed it. This game is... I don't know why they pay him so much. It's

fucking... It's horrible. Well, he's the only... I mean, he's their backup

kicker. It's 0 -0. The game fucking... Nobody wins. A whole game in overtime.

I like White Rock.

Wonderful.

Do you want me to do them?

Yeah.

Okay, I think I got them correct -ish.

Confusing.

Well, the hard part is just...

Getting them even.

I put it over, like, you know.

Uh -oh.

There we go. Oh, no, it's fine.

Cool. There you go.

Nice.

Totally. Then can you adjust the backs, actually, for me? Yeah. Thank you.

So cute.

Thanks.

And maybe that, yeah, just try this thing first, like undoing the hole. Oh,

nope.

Wait, maybe you can... Nope.

What's wrong?

It's okay.

Now we're getting lots.

Did it?

Or is it inside out?

Oh, it's like... I think I just put my... There we go.

Okay. Oh.

Oh,

and then it's like... Nice.

Okay.

You're soft, too.

Thank you.

It was the fail.

I know, right?

I'm really happy. I really do get very excited.

For sales, I don't really care how much things cost.

Especially when it's not our money.

Nope.

It's like, makes it better to wear though because you know you can get it

Oh, actually, actually you can really help with this part. Can you? Yeah.

I'm sorry. Am I right? Yeah.

Does that look good like that?

Yeah, definitely.

The pole?

Yeah, it looks really cute.

I like it. Thank you.

I want some.

I know I just cut these off tight, but it's hard.

That's cute.

It's cute, though.

Fits you well.

Can you unbuckle it for me? Sure. My nails.

Thank you. My perv laughs.

This matches.

Yeah. It's going to be great.

I like it.

Can you help me because it has the three?

Yeah, of course.

Where do you like it? The middle one?

The tightest one.

Oh, okay.

Yay. It's actually difficult.

Cool. Thank you. I really like it. Me too. I think I'm going to wear this one

my date.

Wait.

I like it a lot.

I'm just thinking of wearing it whenever you'd be like to wear it.

Should I wear the cheetah one now?

Yeah. Okay.

That's really easy to put on.

This is also like one of these.

Cute. That's right.

We don't match, but it's kind of fun.

Yeah. I like it.

Oh,

I'm actually... Oh, I got it when I said it.

So cute.

Your lips are, like, way bigger than mine.

They're not too small.

There's no such thing as too small.

Maybe.

You know what's too small?

Huh? I don't know.

You just snuck that up on me.

I'll just use this one.

What'd you get? I told you I was going to go shoot again.

Well, you're right.

So, uh...

about this. This is ridiculous.

What were you up to? What were you up to? Are you curious to see these little

flats in the office?

I'm curious to get the money back from my account.

Me too, but I'm kind of curious to, you know, just kind of see what they're

doing. Hey, look at Carl. He's a little cat.

I'm cutting this shit up.

They're hot to get out.

They seem like it. Oh, they're so hot.

Perfect like a school outfit or something.

Oh, you're right.

So

they

just stay up?

Yeah, totally. That's awesome.

Pretty tight.

Yeah.

Oh, I see.

We're here to talk about the clothes.

Right, Justin?

Right? What clothes?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you guys don't think these look cute on us?

No, your girls look amazing.

Hey, don't call for their shit.

Sorry.

We picked these out just for you two.

You can take them back, okay?

Well, no, I mean, we paid for them.

We paid for them.

Hey, just slow down, brother.

This might be going somewhere.

If you know what I mean.

What was that you guys said?

About returning it?

Nothing. Not a goddamn thing.

That's more like it.

Do you want to make a little slut?

Bye, next time.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah?

Since you're late.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Kiss my daughter.

Kiss my daughter.

Little swats.

Hey, move your hand, bro.

And we're turning all those fucking toys, bro.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Deep inside that little kitchen area.

So come over that clock.

Thank you.

Test your pussy, baby.

She came on me twice, brother.

Oh, good, good, good.

Look at me.

Look at me. Look at me.

Oh, shit.

You fucked that pussy somewhere?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

I don't think that's possible.

Oh, that pretty face.

Yeah, I want you to get on your knees.

Both of you, get on your knees right here.

Simultaneous combustion.

God damn it.

You know what bro, I've come to my senses.

I can't afford this show. We've got to return it. I'm sorry guys.

You can keep one pair of panties. That's it.

Cut the shit off. We've got to take it back. Yeah.

And this never happened.

Make sure you don't get cum on this stuff we're returning.

Okay?