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Every time I get home, man, I got dishes to do here. MJ doesn't do any of the

dishes.

Yeah, man. That looks like a lot, man.

It's just, I mean, she just dirties everything, this girl.

What do you want to watch?

I don't even give a fuck. I just really want to go to the mall later.

Who's going to be there?

That really cute guy I met at the park yesterday.

Let's take a picture and send it to him so he can bring hot friends.

It's like she uses 10 cups a day. I don't even know.

I don't even think she drinks that much yet.

I don't know. She's a germaphobe or something.

Well, that's a good thing.

I come home from work and this is what I got to do. Dishes.

So what's up with you, man?

How are you and your wife?

I don't know what to tell you, man. It's been like three months and we

haven't... Three months? Yeah.

Shit, dude. I mean, I thought I was having problems.

My wife,

she's always acting like she's tired.

Like she just rolls over. So I literally got to fuck her in her sleep if I want

to get any.

No, for me to get anything, it has to be my birthday or something.

Like once a year, I'll get something.

Oh, man.

It's miserable.

That's so high. Oh, my God.

When are they leaving?

Are they still here?

They're supposed to be going to the store soon.

Hopefully. Dude, they need to leave. I really want to tell you about these hot

guys. I want to hang out with them.

They're always fucking listening.

Dude, they're always listening. It's so fucking annoying.

You want to try something?

Yeah. There's a drink I used to make.

It's full of vitamins and minerals.

But I would just give it to my wife.

It's like she...

She lost 20 years. She's horny. She wants to fuck.

You're fucking shitting me.

But I mean, we would fuck like rabbit. And you make it.

Yeah, I make it. I make the drink. Like some homemade shit.

Why don't I show you?

The problem is, she burned out of it. You know, you can only have drinks so

times before you don't want to.

You're over it.

Let's see this drink. You want it?

I'm telling you, bro, it works.

I don't know what it is.

You want me to make it for you?

Yeah, yeah. I'll take it home to my wife. It fucking works, man.

Now, there's a lot of sugar in it, so you don't want to get a headache, but

isn't that much. And you made one for me, too.

Yeah, one for both of you.

It's literally like a boner in a glass.

It really is.

Okay, I bet it is. Give it a shot.

You're going to love it.

All right.

Oh, wait.

We're going to the store still, right?

Let me put this on the fridge then.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Got you.

Wow, man. Can I wait?

Yeah. Can I wait?

You guys having fun?

Yeah.

We're going to go to the store for a minute. We'll be back. MJ, do your

Alina, behave.

I did some of your dishes. Do the rest of your dishes.

Fine. Get it over with.

We'll be back.

Behave, Alina.

Bye, guys.

Bye, Dom.

They're so annoying.

So annoying.

I can't. Do you have something to drink?

Yeah, I got you. It's only one of these damn dishes.

Are you kidding me?

I literally did most of them. There's, like, nothing here to do. He's being an

ass. You don't know how to work the dishwasher?

Do.

Yes.

Oh, my God. My mom literally drinks the juice all the time.

Do you know?

What is it?

I see my mom drink it all the time, so it looks good.

It smells great.

It's getting kind of hot, don't you think?

Yes, I thought it was just me.

Okay, well, let's go in the living room.

Dude,

it's so hot.

It really is. Oh, my God.

I'm kind of getting horny off of this shit. Oh, no.

I'm not going to lie. Your tits kind of look really good.

They're yours.

Can I touch them?

I don't know.

Ow.

Oh, bitch.

Wait, should we chill out? Because what if they come back?

No, they're buying like dude shit at the store. You sure?

Yeah.

Take them off.

Good morning. Good morning.

She feels so good.

What the fuck is that?

They drank the potion.

Oh, no. The potion.

Oh, fucking I didn't believe you.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, man.

My wife's gonna kill me. She's gonna kill me.

I'm done. I'm divorced.

I'm fucking divorced.

No, no, no. We can't tell them. We can't. They cannot find out. How long

that shit last?

About two hours.

Two hours?

Okay.

Oh, my God. Look at that. This is so weird.

What now?

I guess it would.

Why? What's not good? Real quick, if mom finds out about this, I'm fucking

divorced. That's not being a dick.

It's something serious.

You're so uptight.

Dude, why do you give it to mom then if I can't drink it?

Because mom doesn't like to have sex anymore.

How long does it last?

Dad,

your friend's getting hot.

I wanted to tell you that.

The drink's talking.

And I've always wanted to suck your dick, Mr. Parker.

So what?

Just cover yourself. I'm telling you, we're off. Let's have some fun.

How about you come over here?

I know you thought about it.

Yeah.

You have a big day.

Drink the best