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Alright, gonna meet my new step-family.

I've never met my step-mom or my step-sister or anybody.

Dad hasn't really said much, so I'm kind of nervous.

I guess I'll just knock first.

Uh, whoa.

Hi.

Um, I'm looking for my step-mom.

That would be me.

I'm Melanie, your step-mom, and this is your step-sister, Bess.

Hi.

Um, okay.

Did I, like, interrupt something?

No, this is something we kind of do all the time.

Um, why are you dressed like that?

Well, I mean, we're at home, so... the way we're alone until you got here.

Okay, why are you... are you touching her leg?

And you were, like, I interrupted you.

You were about to do something.

Well, I mean, it's kind of what we do.

It's, like, for use as long as you are with your step-family.

Oh, okay.

Um, where's... hmm, okay, where's my dad?

I'm, like... my dad's not here?

Um, no, I think he's at work, isn't he?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure, yeah.

That's... that's interesting what you're doing.

Okay, I'm kind of blown away at what you're wearing.

I wasn't expecting you two to be dressed like that.

Well, let's just... we're at home, we're comfortable, so...

I mean, you're more than welcome to get yourself comfortable, however that may be.

Um, how about I, like, decompress first and, like, see where I'm staying and...

Do you want to go show him where he's sleeping?

Yeah, sure.

Let's go.

Whoa.

So, Leo?

So, this is the room that my stepmom wanted me to show you.

Cool, it's, like, already... it's already all decorated.

Yes, we wanted to make sure it was ready for when you got here, so...

Cool, it's, like, definitely for... yeah, like a step-brother, right?

Yes.

Um, so this is where I'm sleeping.

Yep.

Okay, blanket, I got a pillow.

You're dressed... very comfortably.

Yes.

Oh, okay, you're really dressed.

Yeah, I mean, I know it was awkward when you first walked in.

I mean, we don't, like, just, like, touch

each other and stuff like we pull her out to.

Wait, wait, wait, what?

Yeah.

Um, okay, like, you and your stepmom?

Yeah.

And my stepmom?

Mm-hmm.

God, so many steps.

I'm not really following along, but that's okay.

Yeah, I know.

I'm starting to get us all a little confused.

Yeah, I'm really confused, but...

I'm having you mesmerized a little bit.

Sorry, I'm just... I know we just met and all.

That's okay.

It's stepfamily, so it's fine, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

Um, so should I just, like, get comfortable in my bed?

Yeah, of course.

Okay, should I... it feels like a long drive.

I'll just get some of these.

Oh, you don't mind if I get... No, I don't mind.

Okay.

Sorry, this is, like, really inappropriate.

I can't help myself.

No, you're fine.

So how does it work?

How does this whole free use stepfamily thing work?

Are there rules?

It's, you know, whenever, wherever, as long as it's with stepfamily, so...

Wait a minute, so...

Hmm.

So you're having sex with your stepmom and my dad?

Who's your stepdad?

God, so many steps.

I know.

It's so confusing.

Yes.

Yeah.

Cool.

Okay, I can... I can probably wrap my head around it eventually.

It takes a while sometimes.

So my stepmom's kind of hot.

Um... Yeah?

Yeah, you're... amazing.

Thank you.

Are those even about to come out?

Yes, this thing does not stay on at all.

Why don't you just take it off and, like, see what happens?

Okay.

Oh my god, those are giant.

Wow.

Okay.

Um, can I get them?

Yeah, of course.

You must be really popular at school.

I mean, sometimes I wear hoodies so they can't tell.

Do people mess with you at work?

No.

No?

No.

Do you, like, have to hide them?

I mean, sometimes I do just because I don't want to deal with people looking,

but most of the time they just look, that's it.

They don't say anything?

No, because they know better, so... They knock them out?

Cool.

So...

And that thing looks like that bottom thing?

Mm-hmm.

Is there a slit in the middle?

Yes.

It is crotchless.

Yep.

Interesting.

All you have to do is just... Boop!

Hey!

Is it, like, open all the way?

Can you see?

That's it.

Oh.

It just has, like, a little connecting thing, but yeah, it does.

Hmm.

So, let me get this straight.

So you guys can have sex whenever with...