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A girl's football team, you say?

Yeah, we're in the squad.

Raise money for the strips.

Kits and boots and that.

Two pounds a ticket?

That's a bit thrifty, isn't it? We're only doing a hundred.

The prize is dead good.

Are you weak in my bear?

I don't usually do raffles.

I gave a want lottery years back.

Never won a penny.

A lot of risk and muck.

Got a brilliant chance of winning there. Yeah, get a few tickets, you're bound

to win something.

Oh, I don't know.

Draw's at lunchtime.

Mr. and Mrs. Dubbinet.

It's your last chance. We won't be down the street again.

Go on.

I'll have five tickets.

I'll just get me purse.

I'm up to 23 now.

What?

Things I could be doing if I wasn't sitting here with you.

You think these sessions are a waste of your time?

I've got over 500 kids to look after and educate.

If I wasn't fit, I couldn't do it.

And having to go back to the same place every day.

Why do you blame yourself?

Because I just piled in.

I didn't stop.

I didn't know he had a knife.

And now there's no Izzy.

Because of me.

After dragging me to these cycle sessions, me spilling my guts to Nurse

you're going to bail on me.

It's only a course.

You know, I don't have to go if you need me here.

No.

It'll be good for your continued professional development.

Do it next year.

You're going.

End of.

Why does it have to be a flaming residential course?

Tonight.

I'll call you.

Every five minutes.

Be better.

Especially since I plan a rather special weekend away.

Now that is definitely worth coming home for. Five far all the way. No expense

spared.

200 quid in there. That's nearly 500 an hour.

Do you think they'll check if we've won?

Who's going to check if we've won a racquetball?

Right, OK, girls.

We'll see you at lunchtime. No excuses.

See this lot have been busy fundraising for the team.

Janine tells me they've washed over 100 cars.

Still, they could have spent the time getting more prepared for tonight.

There's always lunchtime, eh?

Look, the budget's been a nightmare this year, you know that.

Anyway, be good for him. Show a bit of initiative.

Maybe you could flog that bravery award they give you, like the 66 World Cup

squad. Might get a few quid for that.

Good practice?

Yeah, it was all right.

Listen, babes, I ain't coming in today.

Don't you? You can't just go bunking up.

But spread good cause, yeah?

I'll text you.

Tom's gonna go mad.

Let him.

Dante!

I so want his part. Look.

You need to chill out. If you get too nervous, your vocal cords constrict and

you can actually damage your voice.

Thanks for the advice.

But if you're up for leave, do you want to bat an eyelid?

No. Oh, go for it then.

Well, I've missed the auditions, so... Are you too scared?

No. If I want the part, then I'll go and get it.

OK.

OK, I will.

I'll talk to Wilding at break.

Dante's still maximising his educational potential.

I don't know what he's up to.

I've got a girlfriend for all I know.

You up for conjugating a few more French verbs after the match?

Shall we just leave it?

Well, after one lesson.

Yeah, I don't know. Just do it, Claire.

When she arrives, I'm going to be busy all morning, so... So what's this

poking her nose in for?

School improvements.

She wants to know how we're spending our excellence in cities funding.

So how are we spending it?

It was all sorted out before you came here.

But it is really helping our gifted and talented programme.

Listen, Eddie, I'd really appreciate it if you could keep an eye on things this

morning.

Jack, is there anything I can do to lighten your load?

You're teaching.

On morning.

Hiya, Bridget.

Did she hear you?

No, I don't think so.

Listen, um... If she asked you about the new intake, you could just say it was

all sorted out before you got here, yeah?

Morning. Morning.

See why Jack wants to lock himself away all day, Jenny. Oh,

put your tongue away, Eddie.

You look like schnobbits.

Not if you don't stop your noise. I'll see you, Jimmy.

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

Who are you? Who are you?

Who are

you?

Got to give us 24 hours, don't we, Smith?

That rule only applies to years 7 to 11.

I can detain sixth formers whenever I want. We've got a football match after

school, we ain't doing it. That's another school rule you're not aware of.

Detentions take precedence over sports pictures.

Nine? Yeah, really nine.

I think the wife's really going to like this place.

Come sit.

So, what's the damage?

£470 per gallon a month and two months deposit.

Minimum rent, 12 months.

Right.

You know, this wallpaper.

It's a minion.

You got anything else?

I thought advisor jobs usually went to burnt -out heads on the edge of

retirement, not, um... I'm part of a new group of advisors, attached to the EIC

action zone.

I thought they were cutting back on their pen.

I'm a bit more than a pen pusher, Jack.

An LEA budget of 1 .2 million.

Coordinating school improvement across the county.

Great, yeah.

Listen, all power to you. Don't listen to me.

Cynicism is my default setting.

I'm really excited about your gifted and talented programme.

I'd like to look at the plans for it.

Maybe look later at the funding.

Sure, yeah. Why don't I get Bridget to get us some more coffee? Or is it a tea

you're after?

I'm actually fine. Yeah?

Bridget?

They were waiting.

And I'd forgotten about the football match.

You need to have a word with Tom.

Explain what happened, see what he says.

Look, we'll sort it, but you need to face the music with him.

Tom, do you have a sec?

Bad lesson.

I've put half of your football team in detention.

Tonight. But you can't have them playing tonight.

I'm so sorry, Tom.

What, a year 12 pack? I mean, what did they do? I just lost it.

Obviously.

And this is Waterloo Road's first ever girls' football match.

Well, they're not missing out because you can't control your class.

He's an NQT.

Time for newly qualified target. They're not doing her detention.

I can't squash her, Tom. I don't care. They're not doing it.

OK.

I'll tell her we'll postpone it.

They can do it tomorrow. We'll say it was her idea.

You've got to keep an eye on her, you know.

Yeah, well, if she can't hack it, she won't be in the job, should she?

She needs to connect with the kids outside the classroom.

I agree.

She couldn't help you out with football, could she?

Run the line, bring the cold sponge, whatever.

Does she know the offside rule?

I'll try and square it with her.

Shouldn't you be teaching?

First rule of teaching, get there before they do.

What's Dante up to now?

Tell you what, I'd better be good.

teachers are.

I said back on the floor and books out now.

You're going to have to shout louder than that. Like this.

Shut up!

Jasmine? Jasmine?

What does Jasmine say?

Miss Koresh is there. She's looked on once.

Smiley, take this to Mr. Rimmer and ask Mrs. Morley to send a cover teacher to

Miss Koresh's room.

Yes, I know, Jack, but you haven't employed any learning mentors.

So where's the money going?

Sorry, from Mick to Lawson.

Couldn't give her three minutes, could you?

Having a bad day?

Oi! Get away!

I can't do this job.

That's nuts.

I've heard from loads how well you're doing.

We all need a bit of help sometimes.

But the children hate me.

Don't talk daft. And because of me, they'll be playing tonight's game with

five players.

You can sort that. Don't worry.

I'll see them and tell them you've postponed detention.

Then they'll know that I can't do my job.

And they'll still hate me.

Give yourself a break.

I think I've been here two minutes.

The government long ago decided in its infinite wisdom that all year nine

have to sit these.

Personally, I think it's a monumental waste of time.

Have you seen Miss Qureshi?

Jasmine?

We've had a bit of a shouting match.

She's down there with Mr Lawson.

Don't even think about it.

Sit! But every day, I mean it, every day, I'm petrified walking through those

gates. It goes, honest.

I'm sorry, I know I've mucked up, but I've just got to get out of here.

You don't want to waste all that good college education.

I could always teach adults.

What's the buzz in that?

I don't want the buzz.

I just want to be happy in my job, relaxed.

And just now I'm treating the kids like they're my enemies.

I didn't mention our proposition.

Listen, I'm sorry I went off on one earlier.

But I should have been more understanding.

Why don't you come and help out with the football tonight?

Great chance to build bridges.

Perfect timing.

Let's get a cup of tea.

Ready?

Come on.

Hi, Micah.

Oh, you were set for lunchtime?

Oh, yes.

I got you a potato.

I can speak for myself.

I was wondering if I could try out for the lead. That is, if you haven't

cast it.

Yeah, sure.

Come along.

It's a good look at you.

Great. Well, I'll see you at lunchtime.

Thank God for that. Sign up for Jane. Well, we don't even know if you can hear

yet.

How's she? She's fine. Me and Tom managed to talk her round.

What happened?

Janice and Cole gave her the treatment this morning. We're having a chat with

them later.

Everything okay with the advisor?

Yeah, yeah.

She's, um... She's not... Anyway, best get back.

I mean, stopping us from playing our very first big game.

I bet they want the other school to win. Oh, come on, you two.

I'm sure Miss Koreshi only did what she thought was best.

It's not easy being a teacher, you know. Especially a new one.

Everyone, back to the seats.

Move it!

What? We're not allowed to have our lunch now, are we? I don't care. I want

to play and starve and all.

Quiet!

Ah, that's better.

Right. Here's the deal.

You've got to give something back to me and Miss Qureshi.

You make sure you win tonight.

Miss Qureshi has very generously decided to postpone detention.

I'm right next door if you need me.

Thanks, Tom.

I really appreciate it. You're doing me a favour.

Ah!

Dante, if you don't tell me what's going on... Face forward.

What? Face forward and close your eyes.

Our new assistant coach, Miss Koreshi.

Gather round.

She's only trying to get the claps for the show.

I can think of worse things. Jade, can you come this side, please?

Right, tactics.

We're going to play a 4 -5 -1 formation with Maxine up front waiting for a lucky

ball. Why do you want us to play like a bunch of losers?

Because Mountview girls were last year's winners. I just don't want to see us

get thrashed big time. What's the point in all this training and raising the

money for the kicks if we're not going to be out there to win?

I think Janice is right, Mr Clarkson.

No, sir, I think you're right.

I'm sorry, Mr Clarkson, but unless you can count on really good supply, I don't

think Maxine's going to see much of the ball.

OK, Miss Qureshi, we'll give it a go.

Right, let's get on a pitch and see what you can do.

Sir, me and Max need to go and pick the kits up. We're free next period.

Great. Well, you've done all the hard work raising the money. I'll have a word

with Mr Lawson. You can go after this.

Where's Chloe?

Merbyshire.

Right.

Just to let you know what you're letting yourselves in for.

Rehearsals during break.

After school.

Weekend.

Well, Miss Padock and I will be up to our eyes in it and we expect the same

you, okay?

Yep. We're going to be looking for passion, commitment, dedication, hard

work.

Tautology.

Tautology.

Right, are we up for it? Yeah. Good, okay, right. The part of Jamie, we've

had one person express an interest. Brett?

Well, I guess it's me then.

We don't even know if he can sing. We know he can talk.

Brett, would you?

Give us a few bars or something, Jacky.

Sure.

Oh, watching the people get leery It's not very pretty,

I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary Not very

sensible

And Alicia, have you yet?

Enough time for that later, thank you. Actually, Brett, we'll need you to...

Girls, I want you to sing for Jamie, OK? What I'm looking for is chemistry, OK?

Right, Alicia, do you want to go first?

Sir, I was thinking of playing Shannon, like Roxy in Chicago.

I'd rather you stuck to playing it like Alicia from Waterloo Road.

That might seem the only one with any skill whatsoever.

We had another ten of her.

I'm in hell.

Go into practice. Go on, you go.

What are you doing?

Go on, stay ahead.

Alright, stop, stop.

Go on, this way Ben, come on.

Come on.

What's all that stuff doing here?

I've moved us in. It's our new flat being.

We need a business.

Don't say we can't afford it. It's all right. I've paid the deposit and the

first month's rent.

How?

Well, I took the money from our account.

That was wedding present money.

Yeah, I'll get more. I've got a job now as well.

Doing what?

Some waiting gig starts tonight.

A flat? A job?

You're doing my head in.

Something like this.

You should have asked me.

Oi, what's to decide?

All right, we're married now, right?

So we've got to have our own place. Yes, someday, but... It'll be fine.

It's a bit... Yeah, I know, all right?

I'll paint it. It'll be great.

Look, babe, I don't... I don't want to spend the next ten years banged up with

Clarkson and his sister.

And tonight... it's going to be our first night alone.

Come on. Show you the rest.

Alicia's probably got the best voice.

Oh, come on, Matt.

There's not a lot in it.

Mika's worked really hard for this part.

She deserves it, poor kid.

Don't tell me we're not going to have major problems with that one.

You can't cast someone based on whether you like them or not.

Okay, you're the boss.

It's me congratulating you.

Right.

We've come to our decision.

It's not been an easy one.

The role of Shannon is going to be played by...

What? Well, we decided, didn't we, that we would go for the natural chemistry

of Mika and Brett.

Alicia, you gave a great performance and you can have your pick of all the other

parts. This is our fix.

Excuse me, love.

You'd be great as the girl gang leader, wouldn't you, Mr Wildey? I don't want to

be the stupid girl gang leader. Oh, come on, Alicia.

It's a role you could really get your teeth into, eh?

She's bossy, she's good -looking, she gets all the lads. But she doesn't get

lad. Shannon gets Brett. Look, there must be some other role... Alicia.

You've got a fabulous voice, OK?

We're going to need you in the chorus because you will carry everyone else. If

I've got such a fabulous voice, then why didn't I get the part?

Can I go now?

Just think about it, Alicia, OK?

She needs a good slap in her.

She is the best thing that we've got.

Had.

Yes, but Mika and Brett have got the X Factor.

It's a flaming school production, Steph.

If they get through the dance routines without falling on their faces, we'll be

lucky. All right.

Well, if I'm such a hindrance, just let me know.

Look, I'm sorry, OK?

But next time, I make the final decisions, all right?

They said the raffle was at lunchtime and Mr Rimmer would draw on it himself.

Mrs Hall, we haven't organised the raffle.

Look, give me your number. I'll make a few inquiries.

I bought five tickets.

I'm not going nowhere till I speak to Mr Rimmer. Mr Rimmer's in a meeting.

All day.

I'll wait.

I'd still like to see a complete breakdown of where the money's going.

Need you for two sex, Jack.

Sorry. Not a problem.

No.

We're in trouble.

Looks like the football lot have been ripping off the locals.

They'll be selling tickets for a prize draw.

There's no raffle.

Oh, Denise.

Oh, they're men.

How much?

Us two could get a pair of Easter's money left.

That's tight.

Oh, what about the others?

We'd done all the grafting, knocking on doors and that.

No, yeah.

The workforce wouldn't have no strips or beans.

Because we're worth it.

Nice.

Cheers.

Still got £12 .50 left.

Might be enough for a few bottles of cider for after the match. Who are you?

are you? Who are you? Like I said, Mrs Hall, all fundraising events have to be

okayed by me.

This one wasn't. But we've a pretty good idea of who they are.

They won't pull a stunt like this again, don't worry.

Who's been thought it was strange when he saw tickets?

Yeah, well, they're not quite as clever as they think they are, are they?

I'm gutted, Mr Rimmer.

I even bought him a pair of trunks.

Well... We just felt lucky, you know. Well, leave it with us. Like Mr Rimmer

said, they're going to be severely punished.

I'd hate for the school's reputation to be damaged.

It'd take a bit more than a few kids on the road to do that, Mrs O.

Tom Flanagan Clarkson.

So what do I owe the pleasure?

Your kids have been caught ripping off the locals.

Do you know anything about a week in Marbella?

What are you on about?

Some kids have been organised in a raffle. Top prize, a week in Marbella.

proceeds go to the school kit fund.

Nothing to do with me.

It's your team.

It could be any one of 500 kids.

The description of one of them sounds a lot like Janice Bryant.

About this high, big hair, cheeky face.

Right, I want Janice Bryant and Maxine Barlow in here now. I'm going to hang

them up by the thumbs. Before you start stringing kids up, we've got a match

this afternoon.

Janice and Max have got to pick the kit up.

And anyway, even if it was them, they'd work the backsides off for this match.

Tom, I can't have kids going round the estate conning residents.

You need to back off.

All right.

We'll wait till the match is over, then we'll see who's behind this mess.

I'll have a chat with Tom, all right? Man -to -man like.

Babe, we're going to need our own space.

And anyway, I've already paid out now, so... Come on.

Listen, I'm sorry about abandoning you.

No, you gave me a chance to get a good look at your school development plan.

You see anything you liked?

A more formal structure to the planning would be nice.

I'm not one for rigid formality.

I'd never have guessed.

That's a big chunk of public money you've got there, Jack.

Send me your school evaluation form.

Then we'll talk again.

Well, not quite now. Everything's OK, isn't it? We just want to be on our own.

Keep it down.

But we made our decision.

And we can't.

Look, can we talk about it tonight? We can sort something out.

You see, he's not even listening. I am listening.

I'll make sure you get your own space.

Privacy, I promise.

It'll be fine, Tom.

See you later, yeah?

Why are you loosing him out of your seat?

She didn't ask about the dedicated school gram?

No.

I don't know why we have to have her nosing about the place anyway.

So, how's it going with the lovely Ria?

Great. Great. She really likes what we're doing with the G &T kids.

Right. Good.

So what did she say?

That she likes what we're doing.

Look, I've got a ton of paperwork to get through. Can we catch up later?

Yeah.

I've got a friend.

Is your IQ?

Get lost.

Hey, shove him inside.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're after.

Quick, she's coming.

Oh, yeah.

Right, so, don't stand on the back of their legs, the good one, and threaten

kick their heads in after they'll... What?

And have Waterloo Road called a bunch of cheats?

Look, there's no shame in getting beat as long as you've tried.

Just enjoy.

Yeah, then when we do lose, we'll just feel... It's all right, they're decent.

Hey, impressive.

But remember, you have to do more than just look like a team. Stay in

yeah? We've seen the opposition.

They're fit and hungry, but we stick to our game plan.

Man mark and fight for every loose ball.

Play firm, but fair.

Come on, let's go, Waterloo!

Well, if moving out's what you want, love, I'm happy for you.

Family stuff.

Listen, I didn't say anything, but it looks like the girls could have nicked

money for the kit.

Hiya.

Why don't you chuck in the towel now, save yourself the embarrassment?

Don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, confident.

Hey, how about a little side there? That makes things a bit more interesting.

A hundred quid?

A hundred? Yeah, I stump up if you're a lot winning, and you stump up if, when,

Mountain View win.

You're on.

Missing you, Dr. O.

Good to call when you came in.

You think they missed the river?

I think we went inside to make a phone call. Can I help?

We'll speak to the organ grinder.

Is there a problem?

We've been ripped off by your kids. Of course there's a flaming problem.

That's one of them.

That's one of the little beggars there, look. Yeah, yeah. She came to our house,

yeah. Yeah, we tried to, Dad. No.

Go talk to her, then. Yeah, that's it. She needs one picture.

No, yeah, between you and Dad.

Look.

Oh, we're dead.

Now, let's go inside.

Hey, hey, hey, come on.

We all bought those raffle tickets in good faith. It's GMTV all over again.

Naturally, there will be an investigation.

And rest assured, when I get to the bottom of it, you will all get a refund.

We don't want refunds, Mr. Rimmer.

We want our raffle.

isn't a raffle. Yeah, but we were told they were. Yeah.

Do you want done for fraud?

Right, how does a weekend in Paris grab you?

What about

Matt?

You're never going to win.

OK, I won't say it was a fantastic performance.

But the commitment was there.

Where the hell are Janice and Maxine?

Right.

Here we go.

One of you lucky people is going to the city of law.

Mr. Lawson, would you like to draw the prize winner?

Mika, I know you can't play, but we're down to nine men. I need you to help me

out. No way. A big joke.

Ask someone else. Who?

I'll do it.

What?

23 -year -old schoolgirl, right.

What, I could get caught without the league?

That's a good job. I've got my mum's youthful complexion then, eh?

Tom should have known better than to let that bunch loose, raving in cash. He

knows what they're like.

What happens when word gets out to all the other folk who bought bogus tickets

whose numbers never made it to the prize draw?

You rig another one. Look, Eddie, we've seen off the big gobs. All we need to do

now is find the little sods responsible.

I just hope you've got a big fat lucidity fund in that budget of yours.

You might need one.

If you said you'd win, you could always tell the ref that your star player is on

the stand.

They only made it as far as Nelson Road.

Have you lot got nothing up top?

By nicking that money, you've been this school's rep and made me look like a

complete joke.

Well, you can get rid of this kit for starters. Hold on, they need new kits.

you really think I'm going to let this lot represent the school again?

And these two won't see the light of day at lunchtime for another month.

Why are you wearing...

You can't hold the whole team responsible.

Look, Cole and the others had nothing to do with it. It's called collective

responsibility. Hard lesson. Okay, so what they did was wrong. It was

And you let them do it. Well, if you'd have given them the money in the first

place, they'd have never done it. Oh, change the record. I've had to make

savings all round. How many more times?

You've still found enough money for your publicity stunt, though, haven't you?

Eh? Putting on a musical?

As long as the great Jack Rimmer gets the headlines, then that's okay.

So did everybody else.

I do, I do for the kids and the staff. I'm way down the list, mate. It's about

feeding your ego.

Why don't you just say it?

Say it!

You blame me for Izzy.

Don't.

Don't you dare mention her name.

Do you think I don't blame myself?

Every night and every day.

If it wasn't for me, she'd still be here. Is that what you want to hear?

At least we drew.

We cheated.

I mean, what was I doing?

They're out taking money off old ladies and all I can think about is Jack

Flaming Rimmer.

Listen, it's not your fault you were great out there.

Bet not one of the little sods has said thanks.

Oh, I'm not bothered about that.

They did really well.

Listen, I'm going to go.

The girls really respect you.

They'd be ashamed if you couldn't keep the team together.

Yeah.

Well...

Awesome. So don't take on.

I think the maitre d' from the all -you -can -eat buffet called.

And Mika's in with the wild voice techniques.

Confidence, clarity, conviction.

So... Let's go.

Matt.

Jack has just given the football lot a right bollocking.

So from now on, it's teamwork for us as well.

Which is why you and I have got to get a bit closer, socially.

Now, I won't take no for an answer.

My place tonight for a little penne with smoked salmon?

I can't quite think that.

Jack, I'm sorry.

I thought I taught Maxine better by now.

Just as we thought we had something to celebrate.

Well, I'm going for a drink, if you fancy.

One of those days, eh?

With me on.

Which service station did these come from, then?

Um, we're going to chuck all the stuff we don't like in a cupboard.

Will there be anything left?

I thought we were too French.

Um,

I am sure that this... flat is...

What did you say?

I'm sure that you'll be very happy in this beautiful apartment.

You've taken the mic.

En français?

Arrêtez de prendre la mic.

I'm never going to get half as good as you.

No, no way near.

Well, what's the point then?

Half as good as me is still a remarkable achievement.

You love yourself.

Brett.

Hey. If it's antibiotics you're on, they'll stop working.

Couple won't do any harm.

Now.

Tom. Yeah.

But Eddie, he's really into great, you know.

I just want him to look after the detail, leave the big stuff to me. Well,

time I see him, he just gives me more paperwork.

I don't mind to tell enough from you, but not from him. He's just got here.

I can almost hear myself saying, come back, Andrew Trenum. Oh, I don't think

No, I'm not that sad.

You're not remotely sad.

Do you think I'm cut out for this job stuff?

Um, well, you know, you've had your moment.

Yeah, you were born to do it.

I tell you what, it would take a hundred grand a year and George Clooney is my

deputy for me to do what you do.

Eddie Lawson, I'll do.

Another?

Oh, go on, then. Put me over there.

Large vodka, please, and a red wine.

Well, you'd better make that a large red wine and all, then.

To staff.

People really don't like it.

Can't wait to meet her.

You're going to have to tell her.

No way.

Private life, professional life.

What? You don't have to work with her.

Come back to mine for some penne with smoked salmon.

Oh, my God.

What have we done?

Come on.

Let's get up.

It'll be like it never happened.

I can't believe I've done this to Dante.

I just got carried away.

If this gets out... I'm not going to.

No one will find out, I promise.

Maybe we should forget about the extra tuition.

You see, the thing is, Jack, is that you are cleverer than Eddie, and he's

jealous.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, it's alpha male syndrome, isn't it? You are one. He wants to be one.

Hello.

How's it going with you and Davina?

Couldn't be better.

It's good, isn't it?

That we've... Well, we've... Moved on.

You sure you don't want anything?

No, no.

You're too quiet.

What's up?

I, er, don't think I should tutor Chloe anymore.

Why not?

I've got a lot on myself and she's just, you know, not interested.

And, frankly, she lacks the ability.

You know, linguistic flair, zero.

She needs pushing.

She always has, but Chloe's smart.

How long do you think before the pitter -patter of tiny little donkeys are

heard?

You don't know what you're talking about.

Chloe will be pram -pushing within a year. It's a complete and utter waste of

time.

Fine. Don't do it.

Anything in the fridge?

You go sit down. I'll make you a bussy. Oh, yeah.

And a beer. Thanks.

It's just something you've got to do.

Chloe.

She'll be back.

Aye, I hope so, love.

Chloe? I'm home.

Hey, babe.

Wow, look.

We'll have this place sorted, yeah? It'll be mint.

You'll get to see me every day.

Let's just give it a go, yeah?

I love you, Dante.

Yeah, I know.

No, really.

I really love you.

You have no idea of the pressure I'm under.

Do you know what you need, eh?

You need a nice hot bath and an ablution.

Captain Bean is away.

I'm going to get a cab.

Are you going to be lefty? Oh, come on. Let's have a walk.

Take our chance.

I'm going to have a fresh breath of air.

Shall we, Miss Zeta?

Why, thank you, Headmaster.

You're such a gentleman.

I'm not a gentleman.

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