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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,349 --> 00:00:12,190 I did it all right. I crashed the car, I swear. 2 00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:17,589 Oh, stop it right now, do you hear me? Surely you're not insinuating I've been 3 00:00:17,590 --> 00:00:18,640 unprofessional. 4 00:00:18,641 --> 00:00:23,049 Not when there's a break in here nearly every other day. Yeah, but it's not 5 00:00:23,050 --> 00:00:24,790 usually coursework, is it? 6 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:28,589 You know what, Andrew was right about me. You are nothing but a twisted 7 00:00:28,590 --> 00:00:29,640 little... 8 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,720 Are you saying that Trennaman was bad -mouthed? 9 00:00:34,180 --> 00:00:37,959 I've been worrying that all our hard work would have been for nothing, 10 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,300 one person could ruin it in a split second. 11 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:45,740 Steph. So, I'm sending her on a trip. You're going too. 12 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,620 Oh, my God! 13 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,220 What the hell are you doing? 14 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,220 Are you all right? 15 00:00:51,221 --> 00:00:52,739 See, Mum? 16 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:53,790 I can drive. 17 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,360 Now, do you believe me? 18 00:01:18,601 --> 00:01:22,649 I take it this is all for the royal visit? 19 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:26,260 Yeah, well, every little help. So if you see a bit, pick it up, mate. Will do. 20 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:38,030 You never heard a hand signal? 21 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:40,340 I haven't been on this thing for ten years. 22 00:01:40,341 --> 00:01:42,449 Cycling proficiency's a bit rusty. 23 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:43,990 Oh, and you look like such a pro. 24 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:46,960 Hello. 25 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:48,330 Come on, get a move on. 26 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:54,150 Started to let your mum drive today, eh, Chloe? 27 00:01:54,151 --> 00:01:57,019 She's trying to work out how she's going to pay for the damage that she's done 28 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:58,070 to her dad's van. 29 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,610 Haven't seen you all week, have you been? 30 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,070 Fine. 31 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,340 So, um, is this an ecological decision? 32 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,930 Ah, no, I've got to go flat hunting tonight. 33 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,039 OK. Lorna needs the car. 34 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,850 It's all right, dog. 35 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,850 I've got to make changes, and I'm a single man. 36 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,360 I think this is a good place to start. 37 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,210 Yeah. Look on the bright side. Keep your fit. 38 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:23,440 Yeah. 39 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:30,110 Not told you yet? No. Oh, poor Tommy. 40 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:31,590 He doesn't say anything. 41 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:37,010 Black coffee, two sugars, and your chamomile. 42 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:38,720 Looks revolting. 43 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:40,730 I need something to steady my nerves. 44 00:02:41,450 --> 00:02:43,010 I've got just the thing for that. 45 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:44,240 Jack. 46 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:46,410 Hey, let's not panic. 47 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:47,990 The point is... 48 00:02:47,991 --> 00:02:51,459 Heather Davenport knows that we have certain failings, but she's looking for 49 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:53,320 potential, not the finished article. 50 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:57,359 Let me tell you now that in reality, no -one gives a toss about sodding 51 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:01,090 potential. Well, if they don't, what's the point of the inspection, then? 52 00:03:01,091 --> 00:03:04,419 Everybody knows this school's been a dumping ground for years. You can't just 53 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:07,919 turn that around in five minutes. The bottom line is that if it looks like 54 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,919 running a school where the kids are turning lessons upside down and then 55 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:14,139 visit another school where the kids aren't turning lessons upside down, 56 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:17,080 one gets the tick and which one gets the big fat red cross? 57 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,440 Anyway, at least Andrew is being a star. 58 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,140 Your museum trip? 59 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,680 Getting rid of Steph and a whole bunch of the worst Year 11s in one fell swoop. 60 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:30,430 The thing is, do you not think she's going to twig? 61 00:03:30,431 --> 00:03:33,559 Because it's not uncommon, is it, for the worst features to go AWOL during 62 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,459 inspections? No, they're all daft up there. What, they can't work out that 63 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:40,299 to see stuffed dinosaurs has got nothing to do with French? 64 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:44,460 Anyway, your job is to keep that rabble as far away from here as possible. 65 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:49,689 And I need Kim to stick to Ms. Elie like glue. Any time she looks like she's 66 00:03:49,690 --> 00:03:52,149 snooping where she shouldn't be, you head her off at the pass. 67 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:54,500 Just about leaves the staff room, doesn't it? 68 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:57,610 Hey, come on. It won't be that bad. I met her yesterday. 69 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,000 Her name's Alison. 70 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:01,410 She's very nice. I said I'm going, didn't I? 71 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:03,270 But I don't see the point. 72 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,010 I'm not a nutter, you know, Mum. 73 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:08,590 Chloe, no -one's seeing you a nutter. You just need some help. 74 00:04:12,550 --> 00:04:13,600 Hello, Lucy. 75 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,080 Well, this must be Chloe. 76 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:16,490 Alison McKinnon. 77 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,650 Hi, Alison. 78 00:04:17,651 --> 00:04:20,299 Chloe, why don't you go through? I'm just going to have a quick word with 79 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,620 mum and I'll be straight in. 80 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:28,500 So, how does she take coming to see me? 81 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,530 Well, she wasn't keen, I've got to admit. 82 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,040 Don't worry, I'm used to it. 83 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,690 To be honest with you, I wasn't very keen myself. 84 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,660 Somehow accepting your daughter's got, um, mental problems, it's not easy. 85 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:44,040 She's been through a very traumatic event. 86 00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:49,709 The sort of trauma she's experienced is hard to handle for an adult, let alone a 87 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:52,570 child. I know, but it's just usually so... It's together. 88 00:04:52,571 --> 00:04:56,249 Well, like I said to you, I blame Dante Charles for this. She's obsessed with 89 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:59,620 him. If you can do anything for her, you can make her forget about him. 90 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:03,450 Look, I'll find you later and we'll talk about how I got on. 91 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,450 OK. Thanks. 92 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:14,759 Sorry to disturb you, Headmaster. This is Mrs Davenport from the LEA. Mrs 93 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,820 Davenport. Jack Rimmer. Welcome to Waterloo Road. 94 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,090 Good to meet you. 95 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:20,760 Please, call me Heather. 96 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:26,380 This is Andrew Trenneman, Deputy Head. How you doing? 97 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:29,280 And Kim Campbell, Head of Pastoral Care. 98 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:33,290 I'm hoping you're going to see a real turnaround on the place here. 99 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,700 Look, Jack, I'm afraid I have some potentially bad news. 100 00:05:39,780 --> 00:05:41,460 Basically, the situation is this. 101 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:45,739 Three schools in the area are under threat of closure, and Waterloo Road's 102 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:46,359 of them. 103 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,860 There just aren't enough kids. 104 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,400 That's what this visit is about. 105 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,130 I've got to determine whether Waterloo Road should stay open or not. 106 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:05,399 Well, thanks for springing that on us. Well, I'm sure that Heather's only the 107 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,359 messenger, Jack. 108 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,410 Yeah, sure, I... 109 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,520 I'm just a bit gutted, that's all. 110 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:10,850 Well, I'm not. 111 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:15,040 I think that you will be amazed with the transformation of this place. 112 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,890 Well, for certain. 113 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,939 Especially if you compare it with schools like St Bartholomew's. I mean, 114 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,770 teach them there is how to roll spliffs and not wire cars. 115 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,240 Have you agreed any particular criteria for your decision -making? 116 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:32,739 There are lots of factors, and I realise this is a huge shock, but let me 117 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:35,860 stress, I'm not looking for miracles or the perfect school. 118 00:06:35,861 --> 00:06:40,079 I'm looking for a school that wants to succeed, with dedicated, passionate 119 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,040 staff. I'm looking for innovation. 120 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,140 Well, we're innovating like crazy here, aren't we, Kim? 121 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,440 Where do I start? 122 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:54,170 Well, there's the new house system that Mr. Trenman's instigated. 123 00:06:54,171 --> 00:06:55,319 How quaint. 124 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,700 The children don't think so. 125 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,330 They're the ones that count, aren't they? 126 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,340 At least they are at Waterloo Road. 127 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,180 And let's not forget the open day. 128 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,830 Really? 129 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:07,590 That sounds very interesting. 130 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:15,350 It's like a meet the parents, come look what we've achieved kind of thing. 131 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:17,930 Lots of stalls and a show. 132 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:21,830 And a display celebrating the diversity of our pupils. 133 00:07:22,570 --> 00:07:24,430 That must have taken a lot of planning. 134 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:29,769 Why don't you tell Heather all about it, Kim, and I'll organise another cup of 135 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:31,810 tea, and then we can have the grand tour. 136 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:42,550 I'd better get going, sir. 137 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:52,850 Wish me luck. 138 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:57,009 You'll need it. Last time they went to Blackpool, five of them ended up in 139 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,060 casualty. 140 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:02,990 Can we have another cup of tea, please, Estelle? 141 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:07,770 I need you to tell each member of staff what we're up against here. 142 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,699 He's only going to go and close the bloody school if we don't shape up. 143 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,750 the school? 144 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,360 I'll be out of a job. 145 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:16,750 Yeah, join the club. 146 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,760 Well, some of us are a little older than others. 147 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:25,720 This day could make or break us. They need to know what's at stake and fast, 148 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,200 yeah? Yes, Edmund. 149 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,090 I don't think I could work for anyone but you now. 150 00:08:56,079 --> 00:09:01,000 Oh, come on, you lot! 151 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:15,120 Show a bit of enthusiasm. This is a marvellous opportunity. 152 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,800 A day off from proper learning. What could be better? 153 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:18,980 We're French class. 154 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,450 We should be going to France. 155 00:09:20,590 --> 00:09:23,550 I know what it is. It's that bump on your head, isn't it? 156 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:26,660 You're coming up with all sorts of weird ideas. 157 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,340 I hope one of them isn't sending you to the cooler. 158 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:30,680 Right, you lot. 159 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:31,820 Follow me. 160 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:45,650 needing a buzz. You can laugh yours now. 161 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:49,300 No, I'm going to give it to the pigeons. Are you stupid or something? 162 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,670 I don't care what my mum thinks. 163 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:57,600 I'm not upset. He's just my boyfriend, all right. 164 00:09:58,050 --> 00:10:00,460 Which doesn't explain why you're lying for him. 165 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:01,590 For God's sake. 166 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:06,230 So, you were driving in your dad's van. 167 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:07,770 So what was all that about? 168 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:10,290 I wanted to prove to my mum that I could drive. 169 00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:12,950 That it was me driving the car that night. 170 00:10:14,190 --> 00:10:16,480 I thought that would get into her stupid head. 171 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,780 She doesn't want to believe me, does she? 172 00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:20,910 Because she's in denial. 173 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:23,470 She's worried about you, Chloe. 174 00:10:23,471 --> 00:10:26,729 She doesn't want to see you punished for something you didn't do. 175 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,630 I'm sorry. I won't be punished. 176 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:34,880 Why won't you be punished if you confess to driving the car? 177 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:37,000 I don't know. 178 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:39,280 You seemed pretty sure a few seconds ago. 179 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,419 I don't want to go. This is not a subject of a discussion. It's an 180 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:47,580 trip. Yes. 181 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,220 Trip's a light word. 182 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,430 What's up, Bunny? 183 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,530 Nothing, miss. 184 00:10:53,531 --> 00:10:54,639 I'm OK. 185 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,550 I'm looking forward to spending time with you outside the confines of school. 186 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:02,230 I love a school trip, don't you all? That's nodding on the back of the boat. 187 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,790 Oh! 188 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,590 Mr. Chairman? 189 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,850 Yes? 190 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:13,510 Come on. 191 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:15,260 That's it, I'm afraid. 192 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:16,810 School's closed. 193 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:21,000 So, Mr Rimmer wants you all to pull your fingers out today. 194 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,930 We're screwed. 195 00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:26,699 I suppose if you can't afford to keep a school going, you can't afford to keep 196 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,399 it going. 197 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,370 I can't imagine anyone at the town hall going to the barricades over this place. 198 00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:34,390 They'll have a for sale sign slapped on the gates. Who knows? 199 00:11:34,391 --> 00:11:37,999 Well, that's the sort of positive spirit one has two world wars, isn't it? Well, 200 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,879 Sean, I suppose we should be grateful Mr. Rimmel's seen sense and sent Steph 201 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:42,940 Haydock on a trip. 202 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,580 Pity it isn't one way. 203 00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:47,260 It is a bit worrying, though, isn't it? 204 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,210 Especially as you've got two wages to lose. 205 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,030 It's no wonder half the profession's off with stress. 206 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:06,270 Give them half an hour, they'll be really hyper. 207 00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:08,629 There'll be plenty to grab their attention. 208 00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:09,680 Oh, I know. 209 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:12,060 Egyptian history is their favourite subject. 210 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:14,430 Sir, Lewis has done enough. 211 00:12:14,431 --> 00:12:16,029 Don't be stupid. 212 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:19,869 No. I've seen him with ease, and we almost think he's got eyes in the back 213 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:20,920 the head and all. 214 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,790 That's pure cheat, that is. 215 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,000 Hand that over. 216 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:28,660 What over? 217 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:29,920 That. 218 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,600 You want a mint chip? 219 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,390 She don't even know what he looks like. 220 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,930 That's something to boast about, is it? 221 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,430 It's knowledge, innit? 222 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:47,730 Right, come on, Lewis. You sit with me in the back. Come on. 223 00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:49,790 I'll keep him in check. 224 00:12:51,861 --> 00:12:56,429 She's not self -harming or anything like that. 225 00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,480 No. 226 00:12:57,950 --> 00:13:00,480 And you don't think she's clinically depressed? 227 00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:03,869 She's certainly been through a hell of a time, and that may have affected her 228 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:04,920 mood. 229 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:08,280 But I think all things considered, she's coping remarkably well. 230 00:13:08,281 --> 00:13:11,949 So what about this whole thing with taking Jimmy's van and saying that she 231 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:17,789 driving? Look, I might be wrong, but my feeling is that she and Dante have 232 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:21,549 worked out that if they both admit to the crime, neither of them will be 233 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,220 charged. What, you're saying they've got some sort of pact between them? 234 00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:28,270 No, I don't think so. Trust me. 235 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,910 I know my own daughter. 236 00:13:37,331 --> 00:13:40,289 How long has this been running? 237 00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:41,340 Six weeks. 238 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:45,989 And I was sceptical to start off with as well. I didn't think our kids would go 239 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:48,160 for it, but, you know, why shouldn't they? 240 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,470 I don't know, it's a bit middle class. 241 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,540 Well, they do turn to bag for good ideas, don't they? 242 00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:56,450 Huge playing fields, small classes. 243 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,550 Some of that would be nice too. 244 00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:03,189 But I'm not saying it hasn't been without its feeding problems, but now it 245 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,240 really well. 246 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:07,129 It was one of Mr Treneman's initiatives, wasn't it? 247 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,180 Yeah, yeah. 248 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:11,620 Just a matter of interest, where is Mr Trellam today? 249 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:16,229 He's gone to Manchester with Miss Haydock. It's their educational trip. 250 00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,490 been in the diary for ages. 251 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:18,620 I see. 252 00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:20,930 Right, come in, you lot. 253 00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:25,410 OK, I want you to join these in a nice big semicircle for me. 254 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:34,170 This is Red Pat, Mr Clarkson. This is Miss Davenport from the LEA. 255 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:37,440 She's going to sit in on your class, if that's OK? No problem. 256 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,839 Rory, would you like to fetch Miss Dunport a chair, please? 257 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,080 We actively encourage team teaching here. 258 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,350 I hope so. 259 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,900 I hope you enjoy it. 260 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,530 OK, 261 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,200 everyone, let's get started. If you'd like to open your plays at page two. 262 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,370 That sounds dedicated and passionate to me. 263 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,570 Yes, well, I don't think the kids will be too impressed. 264 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:18,860 Lorna, I just wanted to say that I was sorry to hear about you and Tom. 265 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,250 Well, you know. 266 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:22,910 Jack told me. 267 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,850 How are you coping? 268 00:15:24,851 --> 00:15:28,059 Well, I don't like to let my personal life affect my work. 269 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,110 How could it not? 270 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:32,090 Well, it's not over, though. I mean, not really. 271 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,650 I'm to blame I rushed him into marriage when he wasn't ready. 272 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:39,439 Right. We've just got to get back that magic we used to have. And I think once 273 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:42,630 Tom's moved out, then he'll have the space to see what he's lost. 274 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,350 Here's hoping. 275 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,910 Maybe we can start dating again. Who knows? 276 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,970 Fall for each other. 277 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:52,640 Well, it's early days. I mean, who knows how things will pan out. 278 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,580 I suppose I'd better tell everybody now. 279 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,839 I mean, Izzy knows, of course. She's been an absolute rock. 280 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,190 Well, you know where I am as well, if you need me. 281 00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:30,849 what it was like to be young and in love. 282 00:16:30,850 --> 00:16:34,700 I don't think eating each other alive constitutes being in love, Miss Hadle. 283 00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:37,869 Well, you may as well leave them alone, Mr. Treadman, because it'll be to no 284 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:38,849 avail. 285 00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:42,729 When two people are sexually attracted to each other, it's now near impossible 286 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:44,900 for them to keep their hands off each other. 287 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,670 Hey, sir, I think we'll be needing one of these. Oh, no, wait. 288 00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:02,490 I bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir. Do you quarrel, sir? 289 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,329 Quarrel, sir? No, sir. 290 00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:08,170 If you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you. 291 00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:09,289 No better. 292 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,289 You lie. 293 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,340 Draw, you be men. 294 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,390 Gregory, remember thy swash and blow. 295 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,250 Good. OK, we'll leave it there. 296 00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:16,860 Well read. 297 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,730 So, any questions? 298 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:22,500 No? 299 00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:24,919 OK. 300 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,390 Miss Redpath, over to you. 301 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:32,240 Okay, so we've got these two gangs, the Capulets and the Montagues. 302 00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,590 Tell me, are they friends or enemies? 303 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:35,950 Enemies. Good. 304 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,570 So when you meet an enemy, what is it you want to do to them? 305 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:40,920 Hit them. 306 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,320 That's right. 307 00:17:44,321 --> 00:17:47,389 So how are you going to start this fight? What are you going to do to get 308 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,440 really riled? 309 00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:49,960 Excellent. 310 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,430 So then, who's up for starting a fight? 311 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,460 and you'll be the Capulet. 312 00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:05,479 I'm going to be on the other side and we're going to be the Montagues. 313 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,739 Now, I want you to use the bite the thumb line to provoke the other side 314 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,479 fight, yeah? 315 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,139 OK, so it's, do you bite your thumb at me, sir? And then the opposition will 316 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:18,539 reply, yes, I do bite my thumb, sir. I want you to keep going with this line of 317 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,920 questioning back and forth. 318 00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:23,259 Now, the thing is, then we're going to have to start sussing each other out 319 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:28,199 until gradually we can build it up so that we're furious with each other. But 320 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,250 touching. 321 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,500 we want when you're ready. 322 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,880 Sir, come on. 323 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,150 Oh, yeah, sorry. 324 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,180 You're biting your thumb at me? Yes, I do bite my thumb, sir. 325 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,160 Why did you bite your thumb at me? 326 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,500 Oh, that's disgusting. 327 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,700 That mummy would be thousands and thousands of years old. 328 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,860 Yeah, and it's dead rank, man. 329 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,640 Well, I can tell you now, I would much rather be cremated. 330 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:01,810 Who wants to lie on the ground and let all the worms eat you up? Oh, no. 331 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:06,210 I'd much rather be burnt and let your spirit fly free in the sky. 332 00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:08,930 Ah, oui, la liberation, finalement. 333 00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,690 Hey, miss, that is the spit of you. 334 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,790 Hey, that's enough. 335 00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:16,660 It is, isn't it? 336 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:21,230 Well, they seem to be enjoying themselves. 337 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:22,710 I wouldn't go that far. 338 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:27,020 In fact, they're so entertained, I don't think they'd notice if we weren't here. 339 00:19:27,021 --> 00:19:30,439 I mean, let's face it, once you've seen one mummy, you've seen them all, haven't 340 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,379 you? Don't you think? 341 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,360 I actually find them quite interesting. 342 00:19:33,361 --> 00:19:36,059 I'm not saying they're not interesting, Mr Trenneman. 343 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:39,959 I'm merely saying that a refreshing G &T in the local pub might be more 344 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,850 interesting. Hey, set him alight. Come on, I'll put him out. 345 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,560 That's it. Right, do me that. 346 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,190 That's enough. 347 00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:50,130 Any more trouble and we're going to get straight back on the bus. 348 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,190 I mean it. 349 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,050 Right, ladies and gentlemen, gather round, please. 350 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,770 Come on, quickly. 351 00:19:56,771 --> 00:20:00,139 I don't want to say this more than once. Right, now, we are all going to go to 352 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,119 the ground floor to look at the dinosaur. 353 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:07,520 Brilliant. You will all walk there in silence to see the Tyrannosaurus Rex. 354 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,570 Go on. 355 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,270 Quickly. 356 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,990 Come on. 357 00:20:16,931 --> 00:20:21,919 You're very strict with them, aren't you, Andrew? 358 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,699 Not that they seem to be doing much good. 359 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,649 Oh, no. 360 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,910 I think they look up to you. 361 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,100 OK, 362 00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:41,950 so bring in the exercise to an end. 363 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:45,069 I want you to grab your text, get yourself into groups of four. We're 364 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,609 do the words again, keeping that same energy, yeah? 365 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:50,140 Miss Davenport, maybe you'd like to join a group? 366 00:20:50,141 --> 00:20:54,719 You know, I actually think they understand what's going on. 367 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,770 In the play, I mean. 368 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:56,839 That's a first. 369 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,090 Well, it's the one thing they do understand, isn't it? Fighting. 370 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,210 See what I mean? 371 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,370 You two! 372 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,470 What are you doing? 373 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,150 If you want to grope each other, do it in your own time. 374 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,570 Are you ready? 375 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,590 I thought you might like a couple to go in next class. 376 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,090 Thank you. 377 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,470 Thank you. 378 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:22,660 Well, if Waterloo Row stays open, you should take the credit. 379 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:29,090 Thomas Hardy, ridiculous. Why don't we do Gerard McCutcheon? 380 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:33,810 Oh, do you think that's going to make a difference? 381 00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:37,810 Look, if I were her, I'd rather see litter -free corridors. 382 00:21:37,811 --> 00:21:41,989 Oh, Jack, you know, there was a time not that long ago you'd have told the Count 383 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,040 to sling her up. 384 00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:45,410 Was I that daft? No. 385 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:50,079 But you were 100 % behind your staff. Now it seems you're quite happy to see 386 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,160 all get trampled over. 387 00:21:51,161 --> 00:21:54,999 Grantley, look at me. I'm stuffing crisp packets into my trousers for the sake 388 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,440 of this school. For your job. 389 00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,220 It's a shame your deputy doesn't seem concerned about my job. 390 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:04,840 Trennaman has made it more than clear he wants me out. You want out yourself. 391 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,240 Well, only since he's arrived. 392 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:11,740 Look, to be honest with you, Andrew isn't the most diplomatic of people. 393 00:22:11,741 --> 00:22:15,419 You know, when he wants to get his point across, he tends to lay it on with a 394 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,470 trowel, you know? 395 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:17,630 Hey, stop running! 396 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,739 Burke. You can have come close to thumping him a couple of times. I'll 397 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,360 to the industrial tribune first. 398 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:24,710 Grant me. 399 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,799 Andrew's presence here is giving us a lot of brownie points with the LEA. 400 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,819 nose -in points, you mean? At the moment, he's the only thing standing 401 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,000 you and the doll office. 402 00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:35,459 All right, the gesture. Get back to your class. 403 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:39,190 Show Miss Davenport what we're made of. And leave the rest to me, all right? 404 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,920 Like the inspector in your class. 405 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,130 We've got an open day to organise, haven't we? 406 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,390 Quiet. 407 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,000 Apologies for my tardiness. 408 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:58,530 Stavenport, but I had to get these copied. 409 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,200 Assistance off sick, as usual. 410 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,200 Good morning, Mr Edgerton. 411 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:04,630 Oh, yes, morning. 412 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,080 Right, quiet, you lot. 413 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,570 Let's get cracking. Open your homework, Jotters. 414 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,410 So you can see what we're up against here, can't you? 415 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,980 He's dyslexic, aren't you, Peter? 416 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,560 I .e. thick. 417 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,650 Right, sir. 418 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,880 Right, take one and the rest on. 419 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,670 Right. So you all know what this is called? 420 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:49,980 T -Rex, innit? 421 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,640 So, do dinosaurs do drugs? 422 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:56,419 You and I should have a little chat about your drugs obsession, Lewis. 423 00:23:56,420 --> 00:24:00,140 Just ignore him. He's only trying to wind you up. I'm entitled to ask 424 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,290 right? 425 00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:06,119 It's like two different animals, innit? Like, teeny arms at the front like a 426 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:09,640 squirrel, and then great big legs at the back. 427 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:11,390 Like a tiger. 428 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,540 That's an excellent observation, Janice. 429 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:16,510 Can you think why his limbs develop differently? 430 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,800 He's a hunter, isn't he? 431 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,370 Chases stuff. 432 00:24:19,371 --> 00:24:20,479 That's right. 433 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,700 Not as big as yours. 434 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,520 Stop you. It's interesting. 435 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,820 And what do you think about his arms? 436 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,860 Look pretty useless if you ask me. 437 00:24:28,861 --> 00:24:31,839 Absolutely, Lewis. There wouldn't have been much use to him at all. 438 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,199 So he's pretty rubbish then? 439 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,250 No. 440 00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:38,310 There are very successful predators alive today without any arms or legs at 441 00:24:40,010 --> 00:24:41,060 Like a shark. 442 00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:42,220 Exactly. 443 00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:46,320 There are some people who actually compare Tyrannosaurus Rex with a great 444 00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:50,860 Right. 445 00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:54,060 Well, we'll take ten minutes to look around this room. 446 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:56,630 And like I said before, do not touch anything. 447 00:25:03,830 --> 00:25:05,530 Has anyone seen Miss Haydock? 448 00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:07,860 There she is. 449 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:16,600 So she sat there, right, just scribbling away in the little jotter pad. 450 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:20,440 Do you know what really gets me about the LEA? 451 00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:24,750 Who checks up on them? Who follows them around with a little jotter pad? 452 00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:31,400 So it's that one, about you and me? 453 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,480 I mentioned it to Jack, just in case it leaked. 454 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,450 Yeah, well, it has. I've just had a once -over from Kim. 455 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,280 It's better than making an announcement. 456 00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:43,910 if you want. 457 00:25:43,911 --> 00:25:47,359 No. Everyone will find out soon enough, especially when you've got a separate 458 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,410 address. 459 00:25:48,411 --> 00:25:52,819 You wouldn't come with me tonight, would you, to see the flat? I'm hopeless at 460 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,099 asking the right questions. 461 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,780 I'm going out tonight, remember? 462 00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:58,750 Anyway, you're going to have to cope on your own sometime. 463 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,390 True. 464 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,150 Steph. 465 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,490 Mr Trenneman. 466 00:26:05,491 --> 00:26:09,399 Steph, where the heck have you been? Oh, look at you all in a panic. You can't 467 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,160 run off without saying something. 468 00:26:11,161 --> 00:26:15,959 a nice little coffee shop up on the first floor, so I just thought I'd sneak 469 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,539 quick cappuccino while you were doing your dinosaur thing. 470 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:20,719 Now, apparently there's a lovely little gift shop downstairs. 471 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,759 Do you fancy a look? In case you haven't noticed, we've got a dozen delinquent 472 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,840 kids to look after. 473 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:26,880 Do you know something? 474 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,720 When you're angry, you are very attractive. 475 00:26:32,140 --> 00:26:33,190 It's hard, isn't it? 476 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,330 You know, having the kids around all the time, not a second alone. 477 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,610 Miss Haydock. 478 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,310 The kids will be creating havoc after they get back. 479 00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:24,129 To show the community that it is as much a part of the school as Waterloo Road 480 00:27:24,130 --> 00:27:27,470 is a part of the community. Say that again, that last bit. 481 00:27:27,670 --> 00:27:29,310 Sorry, part of the community. 482 00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:31,540 Yeah? 483 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:32,900 Right, that's it. 484 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:36,149 OK, is that enough jargon for you? We want to chuck in some of your 485 00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:37,470 multicultural expertise. 486 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:39,280 Right, OK. 487 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,579 OK, how about this? Miss Campbell, Head of Pastoral, will be there to answer 488 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,560 questions on the ethnic diversity within the school. 489 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:51,340 Oh, and the steps that we take to ensure... Slow down! 490 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:58,939 The steps we take to ensure, yeah, that each child is treated equally and with 491 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,499 respect, regardless of race, religion or culture. 492 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,519 Brilliant. 493 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,750 Add a couple of coloured graphics, Estelle. 494 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:08,769 A couple of happy, smiling kids' faces and whatnot and a school logo. I think 495 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,390 got ourselves a decent brochure. 496 00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:13,360 Hello, hi. 497 00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:17,569 I spoke to Alison and she said something about you and Dante having some sort of 498 00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:18,620 pact. 499 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:21,090 Pact? What are you talking about? 500 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,130 I'm not stupid, Chloe. 501 00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:24,540 I never said you were. 502 00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:26,270 Look, Mum, she's a shrink. 503 00:28:26,890 --> 00:28:30,080 I don't know, she's kept on waffling. I need a load of mumbo jumbo. 504 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:33,330 Are you saying she confused you? 505 00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:38,340 Yeah. To be honest, I don't even know what half of it meant. 506 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:41,369 You'd better not be lying to me, Carol. 507 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:42,570 I'm not, Mum, I swear. 508 00:28:46,770 --> 00:28:48,150 Can I have my phone back now? 509 00:28:48,430 --> 00:28:49,480 What for? 510 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:52,540 You keep on going on about how I don't get to see my maid. 511 00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:56,480 Well, how am I supposed to know what they're doing if they can't contact me? 512 00:28:58,710 --> 00:29:01,610 Any more nonsense and I'll confiscate it for good. 513 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:23,339 Yeah, it's really important. I have to see Dante. You need to come and pick me 514 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:24,390 up from school. 515 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,150 Lunchtime. 516 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:29,670 OK. 517 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,070 Yeah, all right, bye. 518 00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:36,620 There we are. 519 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,540 Hey, look at that. 520 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:41,510 You pulled out all the stuff there, love. Thanks. 521 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,160 I hope it does them good. 522 00:29:44,540 --> 00:29:46,830 Got to work out the frame a little, don't you? 523 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:48,510 Yeah. 524 00:29:50,611 --> 00:29:52,539 How's it going? 525 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,590 Not bad. 526 00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:55,760 I've just been to Mr. Budson's class. 527 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,610 Doesn't think much of the children, does he? 528 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:03,820 He's a tad old -fashioned, but he knows how to control the class. 529 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:07,190 Have you seen these? The open day I was telling you about? 530 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,080 Great. May I take one to the file? 531 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,660 Kim was just telling me that Miss Haydock and Mr. Trenneman are out on a 532 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,490 Yeah. 533 00:30:18,491 --> 00:30:22,509 You may be surprised to hear this, but it has been known for some heads to 534 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:25,880 problem staff and kids off for the day to avoid them being assessed. 535 00:30:25,881 --> 00:30:30,549 We've got nothing to hide here at Waterloo Road. We just didn't want to 536 00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:31,669 disappoint the children. 537 00:30:31,670 --> 00:30:32,720 Yeah. 538 00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:33,940 I see. 539 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:38,570 Well, looking forward to lunch and the opportunity to talk to the pupils. 540 00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:41,869 They're the ones that really know the school inside out, aren't they? 541 00:30:41,870 --> 00:30:43,110 Yeah. See you later. 542 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:48,110 You need to go. Yeah. 543 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,880 I hope your mum knows about this. 544 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,810 Yes, she does. 545 00:31:24,911 --> 00:31:29,419 I've been looking forward to my school dinner. 546 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:30,470 Pack up the job. 547 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,790 Don't be expecting too much. I haven't got an old Jamie Oliver yet. 548 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,060 Do you know what? 549 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,810 Excuse me, Hayley. I think I'll join you. 550 00:31:39,790 --> 00:31:43,449 I don't mean to be rude, but I want to mingle with the kids and have a chat 551 00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:44,610 them on my own. 552 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,720 Thanks. 553 00:31:53,770 --> 00:31:54,820 Chloe. 554 00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:07,280 Listen. 555 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,020 This time. 556 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,300 Don't you let my boy down. 557 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:26,340 Okay, everybody, 558 00:32:26,620 --> 00:32:27,670 time to finish up. 559 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,580 I'm afraid no one's going anywhere. 560 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,380 Well, there's Mr. Clarkson. 561 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,160 He's a good teacher, isn't he? Oh, my God. 562 00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:52,420 What have they taken? 563 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,440 A dinosaur's tooth. 564 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,899 Well, a replica of one. I'm so terribly sorry. I'll get it back for you 565 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:01,950 immediately. 566 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,110 Seven, turn out your pockets and your bag. 567 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,680 But why? I've done nothing. 568 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,850 Pockets, come on. 569 00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:09,550 Actually, sir, we caught it on the CCTV. 570 00:33:09,770 --> 00:33:12,750 It wasn't him. It was the girl with the hair. 571 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,530 Janice. Ah, yes. 572 00:33:17,190 --> 00:33:18,240 Janice. 573 00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:26,050 I was going to put it back on her. 574 00:33:27,470 --> 00:33:28,830 I was just feeling it. 575 00:33:30,450 --> 00:33:32,010 You apologise to the gentleman. 576 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,950 Sorry. I work in a naked. 577 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:44,660 I'm terribly sorry. 578 00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:47,670 Let's get him out of here first. 579 00:33:47,671 --> 00:33:50,569 I thought we were going to the restaurant for lunch. We don't want that 580 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,980 pans to go missing, do we? Right, everybody out. 581 00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:55,960 Janice, you stay by me where I can keep an eye on you. 582 00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:58,350 I didn't mean to ruin the day. 583 00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:00,260 Sorry. 584 00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:04,220 She's never been to a place like this before. 585 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:07,490 And they're the right dinosaur stuff. 586 00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:09,870 You shouldn't have taken it. I know. 587 00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:12,030 I just got carried away. 588 00:34:12,989 --> 00:34:15,219 Mum always said they never know when to stop. 589 00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:18,670 I'm really sorry, sir. 590 00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:43,790 What? It's no good, son. 591 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:45,560 Oh. 592 00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:47,590 Why, what did you say? 593 00:34:48,610 --> 00:34:50,530 Dad was driving, like we agreed. 594 00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:52,560 And? 595 00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:56,489 I think I'm lying. Just to get you off. 596 00:34:58,210 --> 00:35:01,750 Your solicitor reckons it'll do you more harm than good to push it. 597 00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:11,300 I'll get a brew. 598 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,210 I'm sorry. 599 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,170 I did try. 600 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,100 What are we going to do now, then? 601 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,550 Can I tell the truth? 602 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,530 What? 603 00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:40,989 We can't. 604 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,220 You've got to tell them what you did. 605 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:47,380 Chloe, I'm looking at 14 years in here. 606 00:35:47,860 --> 00:35:48,940 What'll happen to me? 607 00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:52,259 What do you mean, what'll happen to you? I can't go to prison, Dante. 608 00:35:52,260 --> 00:35:53,900 I can't. What I can is that it. 609 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,810 Hi. 610 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:03,740 Well, at least another score. 611 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,490 I'm not saying that they're going to find you guilty. 612 00:36:08,170 --> 00:36:10,940 Nothing. If you were on the draw, you'd find me innocent. 613 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,400 Will you? 614 00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:16,089 Listen, all you've got to do is find yourself a dead good life. You're 615 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,129 crap, man. 616 00:36:17,130 --> 00:36:19,590 Go on, get out. You two, keep the noise down. 617 00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:21,130 What the hell is going on? 618 00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:22,760 Well? 619 00:36:23,930 --> 00:36:24,980 Nothing. 620 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:31,209 Look, the real reason the car crashed, Dad, is because she was climbing all 621 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:32,910 me. I couldn't see a thing. 622 00:36:33,690 --> 00:36:36,150 Look, I'm not lying anymore, yeah? I can't. 623 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:42,740 I've always told my solicitor that I'm changing my plea. 624 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:44,990 I'm not guilty. 625 00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:26,900 I was hoping to catch up a little before you left. 626 00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:29,720 So far so good? 627 00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:32,430 I'm not without hope. 628 00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:34,950 I think the school has potential. 629 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:36,520 Potential, right. 630 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:39,070 But I have to be honest with you. 631 00:37:39,410 --> 00:37:40,550 I do have my concerns. 632 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,710 Come on, you lot. Hurry up. 633 00:37:47,711 --> 00:37:52,519 See, that'll teach you for getting them fired up about the dinosaur thing in the 634 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,190 first place. It just gets them wanting stuff they can't have, if you ask me. 635 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,699 God knows what we're going to do with them now. 636 00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:01,139 They can't go back to school. What's the inspector still there? 637 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:02,190 Well, I don't know. 638 00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:04,910 Missionships? Good. 639 00:38:04,911 --> 00:38:07,559 I'll lock them in. I'll be five minutes. 640 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,170 Now, Miss, what's going on? We're all starving here. Right, let me get on. 641 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,700 Look, I want to do everything I can for the welfare of my school. 642 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,980 Then you need to be honest with me. 643 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:18,430 And yourself. 644 00:38:19,370 --> 00:38:21,010 For example, Steph Haydock. 645 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:25,590 She gets poor reports from the pupils, she has disappointing coursework 646 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:30,729 and then, miraculously, she disappears on a trip, so I'm unable to do her 647 00:38:30,730 --> 00:38:31,870 classroom assessment. 648 00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:37,749 I suggest you look for the weak spots in your school and do something about them 649 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,870 before it's too late. Look, Heather... 650 00:38:47,630 --> 00:38:49,370 You know what I think would be good? 651 00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:53,350 Is if you and me went for a nice meal together, somewhere away from the 652 00:38:53,351 --> 00:38:56,709 where we can have a good old natter about what it is the council's worried 653 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:57,760 about. 654 00:38:58,850 --> 00:38:59,900 I'm free tonight. 655 00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:05,270 Sorry, I've already made plans. 656 00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:10,850 But I'd love to come to the open day. You? 657 00:39:11,410 --> 00:39:12,460 Yes. 658 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,210 Sounds like it'd be great. 659 00:39:20,590 --> 00:39:21,640 How's it going? 660 00:39:22,550 --> 00:39:24,070 No, you can't come back. 661 00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:28,149 Look, she's still here. You just have to go round the block a couple of times, 662 00:39:28,150 --> 00:39:28,609 all right? 663 00:39:28,610 --> 00:39:29,660 Yeah, yeah, OK. 664 00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:30,860 Bye. 665 00:39:43,390 --> 00:39:44,690 Oh, I'm baking. 666 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:48,480 If you don't get off me now, I'm going to pee my pants. Me too, Janice. 667 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,380 A whole kin of fish on this boat. Shut up, everyone. We'll be off in a minute. 668 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:54,840 I mean it. 669 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,960 All right, brother. Just go round one more time and then drop us off. 670 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,810 Here. 671 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,010 What's wrong? 672 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:18,570 Daunted. 673 00:40:24,430 --> 00:40:26,350 But I thought you were getting engaged. 674 00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:31,200 Sinister. 675 00:40:34,370 --> 00:40:35,990 There is something else, though. 676 00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:41,950 I think... I think you might try and blame me for the crash. 677 00:40:42,490 --> 00:40:43,540 You're joking me. 678 00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:46,830 But I didn't do it, Mika. 679 00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:52,470 I swear, I only said I was driving to get him out. I know. 680 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:53,740 I know. 681 00:40:53,741 --> 00:40:54,809 Don't worry. 682 00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:57,100 We'll talk to Mum. We'll get it all sorted, OK? 683 00:40:58,050 --> 00:41:00,530 I can't believe he's tried to pin this on you. 684 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,590 He's no good, Chloe. 685 00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:05,230 You're better off without him. 686 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:14,200 I hope you don't think I'm being too negative. 687 00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:20,430 Look, um... Your words haven't fallen on deaf ears. 688 00:41:21,930 --> 00:41:23,730 You can trust me to do the right thing. 689 00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:27,350 And I look forward to seeing you at the open day. 690 00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:29,570 Maybe we could have that meal. 691 00:41:37,270 --> 00:41:40,790 Come on, you lot. Get a move on. Welcome back to the house of fun. 692 00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:43,880 Hey, Michelle. 693 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:47,560 You've got good taste. If I was 20 years younger, I'd be after him myself. 694 00:41:50,070 --> 00:41:51,380 Miss... Hey, Doc, I presume? 695 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:53,270 Yeah. 696 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,580 Well, I'll leave that situation with you. 697 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,350 Bye, Jack. 698 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,170 You poor thing. 699 00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:05,430 You look exhausted. 700 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,360 How did the inspection go? 701 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,980 Look, Steph, can I have a word? 702 00:42:09,981 --> 00:42:12,779 Yeah, yeah, I was thinking the same thing myself. 703 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,280 What are you doing after work? 704 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,450 In my office. 705 00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:16,510 After school, yeah. 706 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,810 Right. 707 00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:24,740 My mum's going to hear about this. You're practically kidnapped, fool. 708 00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:30,660 Sorry, Jack. 709 00:42:30,661 --> 00:42:33,469 Couldn't keep them on that bus a minute longer. 710 00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:36,149 Don't worry about it. Listen, have you got a minute? I need to run something by 711 00:42:36,150 --> 00:42:37,200 you. 712 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:38,930 Is the plug about to be pulled? 713 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:40,980 Maybe. 714 00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:42,320 Maybe not. 715 00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:44,810 Depends what I do about Steph Haydock. 716 00:42:46,910 --> 00:42:49,380 Thing is, we both know she can't teach for toffee. 717 00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:50,600 So? 718 00:42:51,799 --> 00:42:53,299 I'm thinking of letting her go. 719 00:42:57,060 --> 00:42:58,110 Brave decision. 720 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:01,160 Steph's out of her depth. 721 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,210 It sets a precedent, shows other members to start the Weenian business. 722 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,780 It's definitely the right thing to do. 723 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:11,270 Yeah, yeah, I thought you'd say something like that. 724 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,980 Janice, come here. 725 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,490 For you. 726 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:26,950 Thank you, sir. 727 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,350 No, seriously, though, just enjoy it and chill out. 728 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:39,370 Yeah, I will. See you tomorrow. All right. 729 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,950 Bradley Road. Does anybody know where it is? 730 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,390 Yeah, isn't it right down by the fire station? 731 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:46,590 Corner of Lavery. 732 00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:47,910 Are you joking? 733 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,940 I thought it was over near North Street. 734 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,460 Don't be late. Oh, for Pete's sake, I'll take you. 735 00:43:52,461 --> 00:43:56,249 Are you sure it is? Yeah, make her a call, be fine on their own for a bit. 736 00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:57,630 up before I change your mind. 737 00:44:00,990 --> 00:44:02,190 So did you have fun then? 738 00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:05,110 Well, I would have, in the right company. 739 00:44:05,830 --> 00:44:07,210 Oh, what do the kids play up? 740 00:44:08,110 --> 00:44:09,160 It's just Andrew. 741 00:44:09,510 --> 00:44:14,309 I mean, I know he's a very nice man, but between you and I, I don't think women 742 00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:15,360 are his thing. 743 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:19,409 What, you're saying you think that Andrew's gay? 744 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:21,730 Well, I'm not saying gay, necessarily. 745 00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:23,610 Whatever he is, not my style. 746 00:44:25,090 --> 00:44:28,210 Right, well, I'm off to touch up my make -up. 747 00:44:28,810 --> 00:44:30,310 I've got a date with Jack later. 748 00:44:32,930 --> 00:44:35,590 Not sure it's going to be very romantic. 749 00:44:35,591 --> 00:44:40,349 Anyway, do you think that we should thrash out the plans for your open day 750 00:44:40,350 --> 00:44:41,400 evening? 751 00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:45,280 Do you know, you actually look quite normal in your city. 752 00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:54,490 Um... I might nip to the offy, as the kids call it. Get us a bottle of wine? 753 00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:57,150 What, to help us concentrate? 754 00:45:02,790 --> 00:45:03,850 Take a seat, Dan. 755 00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:16,470 Oh, Jack. 756 00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:18,050 You look so stern. 757 00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,370 Relax. I don't bite, you know. 758 00:45:22,030 --> 00:45:23,270 Well, I do sometimes. 759 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:26,990 Tell me about your day. 760 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:28,800 Was it terrible? 761 00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:33,769 I can tell you one thing. I do not work well under pressurised circumstances and 762 00:45:33,770 --> 00:45:34,970 neither do the children. 763 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:38,290 It's her, isn't it? Making your life a nightmare. 764 00:45:38,610 --> 00:45:42,930 Look, Steph, I've got something to say and it's not very easy. 765 00:45:43,670 --> 00:45:45,530 So I'm just going to say it. 766 00:45:45,531 --> 00:45:48,299 I'm going to recommend to the governors... 767 00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,240 That you no longer teach at this school. 768 00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:56,790 I'm sorry. 769 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,160 Did I hear you right? 770 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:04,560 It's her, isn't it? 771 00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:07,220 Poisoning your mind against me. 772 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,700 I made the decision. 773 00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:10,500 On my own. But why? 774 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,730 Can I ask you why? 775 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,290 Is it the thing about the missing coursework? Because I can tell you, 776 00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:22,160 You have got no proof whatsoever, and I will certainly cite on Freddy's missile. 777 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,960 It's nothing to do with the coursework. 778 00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:29,650 Frankly, I think you're out of your depth. 779 00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:37,239 I honestly don't think you know where you're going. No, no, no, it's really 780 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,540 close to me, right? 781 00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:40,140 Yeah, here we go. 782 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,520 Oh, nice one. 783 00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:05,430 If you're an 18 -year -old freeloader, who wants to live in a squat? 784 00:47:05,431 --> 00:47:10,599 Apparently, it's a self -contained flat within the house, with its own bedroom, 785 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,250 bathroom and kitchenette. Well, it sounds very nice. 786 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,880 You're coming in with me, aren't you? 787 00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:18,030 Want me to? 788 00:47:18,031 --> 00:47:21,119 Yeah, well, I want to make the right impression. You know, it's always better 789 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,419 being with a woman, isn't it? 790 00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:24,719 It'd be better still if you took those stupid things off the bottom of your 791 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:25,770 trousers. 792 00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:27,470 Steph! 793 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,610 Steph! 794 00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:48,760 You can't do this to me. 795 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:50,950 I'm the headmaster. 796 00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:52,310 I can. 797 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,220 Look, talk to your union rep tomorrow. 798 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,680 Get your hands off me. 799 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,440 You won't do this to me. 800 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,620 For one, I'll have you up for sexual harassment. 801 00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:07,380 I only touched your arm. Oh, yeah. 802 00:48:07,381 --> 00:48:11,579 But you've touched so much more than that in the past, haven't you? I beg 803 00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:14,319 pardon? Oh, come on, Jack, don't come the innocent with me. You know what you 804 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,370 did. 805 00:48:15,470 --> 00:48:20,449 We? We both. You wore me down with your flirtatious looks and your suggestive 806 00:48:20,450 --> 00:48:24,070 comments until I had no choice but to go out for a drink with you. 807 00:48:25,450 --> 00:48:31,969 And then... And then you told me that if I didn't sleep with you, I'd lose my 808 00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:33,020 job. 809 00:48:33,730 --> 00:48:37,670 So you dragged me into a restaurant toilet and forced me to have sex with 810 00:48:37,970 --> 00:48:39,020 Oh, yeah. 811 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,950 I think the LEA would be very interested to hear how you blackmailed me. 812 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:53,800 I mean it, Jack. 813 00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:56,670 I'll have you up on a charge. 814 00:49:04,670 --> 00:49:05,810 Thanks a lot. Thanks. 815 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:07,160 Take care. 816 00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:13,130 It was a cellar. 817 00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:17,190 They wanted me to live in a flaming cellar. No, it was a cellar conversion. 818 00:49:17,690 --> 00:49:21,730 No, it was a cellar with a bed and a lamp in it. 819 00:49:40,959 --> 00:49:42,579 Do you think they were swingers? 820 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:46,279 What? They just had that look about them, didn't they? God knows what they'd 821 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,739 have tried on while I was asleep. 822 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:50,319 Do you know what? Come to think of it, I'm sure I've seen some handcuffs poking 823 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,400 out from under the bed. 824 00:49:51,550 --> 00:49:52,930 You are joking, aren't you? 825 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,630 Of course I'm joking. 826 00:49:58,310 --> 00:49:59,360 Right. 827 00:49:59,490 --> 00:50:00,540 Where are you now? 828 00:50:01,670 --> 00:50:02,720 Back to my place. 829 00:50:05,810 --> 00:50:06,860 Sorry. 830 00:50:07,570 --> 00:50:10,280 I'm not supposed to be saying that sort of thing, am I? 831 00:50:10,810 --> 00:50:11,860 No. 832 00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:13,660 You're not. 833 00:50:15,410 --> 00:50:17,250 To be honest, this is killing me. 834 00:50:19,410 --> 00:50:21,090 I've been with you all day and then... 835 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,510 Not. I've had enough with the flower moon thing. 836 00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:39,530 I just want to call it a day. Do you mind dropping me off back at mine? 837 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:41,870 Yeah. 838 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:43,940 If that's what you want. 839 00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,640 Yeah, I think that'd be best. 840 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,640 Don't mind the music, do you? 841 00:51:07,060 --> 00:51:09,880 No. I like to have it on when I'm working late, you know. 842 00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:12,390 Oh, damn it. 843 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,360 I haven't got... Corkscrew? 844 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,880 Well, I'd ask you in, but you'll only refuse. 845 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,090 Thanks for the lift. 846 00:51:46,820 --> 00:51:47,870 See you tomorrow. 847 00:51:50,420 --> 00:51:51,470 See you tomorrow. 848 00:52:11,091 --> 00:52:17,099 We've got to stop this once and for all. I'm sorry. My fault as well. 849 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,360 Like the way you say, stop. 850 00:52:18,740 --> 00:52:20,180 One life is an easy thing to do. 851 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,550 To stop all these feelings we have for each other. 852 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:34,350 Let's go inside. 853 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:43,100 I wasn't planning on this. 854 00:52:48,570 --> 00:52:49,620 You're okay. 855 00:52:51,390 --> 00:52:52,510 Same thanks. 856 00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:54,320 You? 857 00:52:55,210 --> 00:52:56,550 For what? 858 00:53:01,510 --> 00:53:04,290 I need a glass of water. 859 00:53:04,670 --> 00:53:06,670 I'll get it. No. I'll get it. 860 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:20,860 Don't be afraid to shake that ass and misbehave, Danny boy. 861 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:27,040 I know you got time, but what are you waiting for anyway? 862 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:34,080 The dust may just blow away if you wait for a windy day. 863 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:38,760 But you may find the chances pass you by. 864 00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:42,140 I can't do the walk. 865 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:45,200 I can't do the talk. 866 00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:04,850 See, the problem's going to be getting the parents to come. 867 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,450 Well, then let us home with the children. 868 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,620 Blimey, now, why didn't I think of that? 869 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:15,139 No, it's not how to tell them. It's about actually getting them to come on 870 00:54:15,140 --> 00:54:17,940 date. You know, half of them won't remember the date. 871 00:54:17,941 --> 00:54:22,359 They're not exactly big on personal organisers around here. And the other 872 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,500 just won't want to come. 873 00:54:25,340 --> 00:54:26,390 We could bribe them. 874 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,330 With what? 875 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,730 Old yachters? 876 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,130 Cheese and wine? 877 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:38,710 Do you know what? That's actually not a bad idea. 878 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:43,480 In fact, if we chucked in a couple of cases of bitter, oh, they'd be flocking. 879 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,540 I love your sense of humour. 880 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:54,760 Although I do think you use it as a defence mechanism. 881 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,060 And what am I defending me from? 882 00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:01,590 Myself. 883 00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,490 From you? 884 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,800 No, I mean, you should have said defending myself. 885 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,010 Reflexive pronoun. 886 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,960 And I'm the one supposedly with the defence mechanism. 887 00:55:18,391 --> 00:55:20,119 Tom, 888 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:27,179 what 889 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:31,300 we did tonight should never have happened. Never, ever. 890 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,700 Sorry, yes, but it has. 891 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:40,260 We can't change that. 892 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,280 I don't even know how it did. 893 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,020 I didn't even see it coming. 894 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,460 I just woke up one day and I knew, and now I can't stop it. 895 00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:51,910 Good. 896 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:57,800 I mean, not good, but... You're saying you feel the same way, aren't you? 897 00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:01,870 Look, Tom. 898 00:56:01,871 --> 00:56:06,049 Don't think this is going to be an easy ride. This is just the beginning. 899 00:56:06,050 --> 00:56:09,009 There's going to be all sorts of complications. You know, people are 900 00:56:09,010 --> 00:56:12,349 talk. We've got Claude and Mika to think about, and then there's Lorna. There is 901 00:56:12,350 --> 00:56:15,840 no way I am going to do this behind her back. I want us to tell her tonight. 902 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:20,909 I'm not sure that's a good idea. Tom, if we're going to do this, then we're 903 00:56:20,910 --> 00:56:23,949 going to do it properly, which means we'll come clean and face the 904 00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,000 yeah? 905 00:56:38,669 --> 00:56:39,850 No. Hi, Lorna. Hi. 906 00:56:40,790 --> 00:56:42,470 Izzy gave me a lift to the viewings. 907 00:56:42,630 --> 00:56:43,770 Couldn't face the bike. 908 00:56:43,771 --> 00:56:44,809 Any good ones? 909 00:56:44,810 --> 00:56:46,070 Please tell me there were. 910 00:56:47,230 --> 00:56:50,960 Well, we don't want to hold you up, do we? You've got the girls to get back to. 911 00:56:50,961 --> 00:56:55,129 Lorna, there's something we need to talk to you about. Izzy and I have got footy 912 00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:59,729 tomorrow, so if you fancy another spa after you tomorrow, thanks again for the 913 00:56:59,730 --> 00:57:02,429 lift. Well, you shouldn't have. He's got to get used to being single again, you 914 00:57:02,430 --> 00:57:03,480 know. 915 00:57:04,370 --> 00:57:05,420 Don't worry. 916 00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:06,510 It'll be the last. 917 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,620 Bye. Bye. 918 00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:27,350 Let me out now. 919 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,220 And I swear, I won't breathe a word to anyone. 920 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,270 Oh, so you want to keep this our little secret in this? 921 00:57:36,450 --> 00:57:37,670 Yeah. It's not fair. 922 00:57:38,410 --> 00:57:39,710 We all got in that car. 923 00:57:40,410 --> 00:57:41,750 We all went along with it. 924 00:57:42,390 --> 00:57:45,110 So, you remember what happened? 925 00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:49,600 What are you doing? 926 00:57:51,210 --> 00:57:52,810 You can't lay a finger on me. 927 00:57:52,811 --> 00:57:55,799 You see me attempt to touch you, Mr. Trenum. 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