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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Hey! It's them, right?!

- Who do you mean? [IN UNISON] - Our audience!

The audience who watches every Kannada movie in cinema.

They're awesome! The best!

Keep coming to cinemas.

- We'll make great movies like this one! - Yeah! [IN UNISON]

For coming all the way to the cinemas, we all...

Thank you! [IN UNISON]

Didn't you claim it was a Kannada film?

Look over there! An elephant in the desert!

Here comes an elephant.

Where is it from?

God knows how long this poem has been recited.

- Bijapura's elephant. - Why did it come here?

To carry our King on its back.

King? Who is he? [IN HINDI]

Pakyendra Baahubali alias Pakya of Bijapura.

Remember Adil Shah?

He stepped into Bijapur, and this guy’s the king’s

prince’s second keep’s unofficial side project.

Royal blood.

- Watch how its spurting all over. - What?!

- Don't you get it? - NO! [IN UNISON]

Argh! Pakya! Let's go!

We don't need this alliance.

- Oye! - Huh?

This.. is about love.

Speak no more until I get a glimpse of her lips.

To the Lord, let there be glory

This drink here has too little jaggery

A touch of your lips to the glass

Would make the drink divine and merry

Just shut it and drink it! Who knows if they'll take it back?

Your excellency!

What is so great in this vain thing, that thou hast chosen me, dear?

What do I tell you?

Remember the petals of pearls?

They've shed, withered and turned into power.

Damned powder!

[BALLOLLI WEEPS]

- Hey! Shush!

So, how about I give those lips of red… six odd kisses?

Please… don’t say no to this man of Bijapura.

I’m not worthy enough to say no to you.

Why six? These lips of red deserve a hundred kisses!

Whoa!

These lips are yours, forevermore.

Come! Kiss me!

Come and kiss me!

What happened, dear?

Your excellency?

Pleasure! Immense pleasure!

Pleasure! Immense pleasure!

Pleasure! Immense pleasure!

Pakya!

Dumbo Pakya! - Hey, Ballolli!

Yeah. It's me!

Those damned pink lips were back in my dreams man!

Douchebag! How many times do I call you?!

I've handed these foreign tru.. tourists

- Our Bassappa's di.. - Bassappa's what?!

Bassappa's dish in their hands.

Before they eat and wipe their mouths

Better get your bum here!

I'm in the mood for love.

Don't distur me now.

Pakya, if you don't get here, I'll become their guide.

- Man! - Listen!

I've caught some loaded parties.

One tour and we're set for two months.

- Just get moving now! - Really?!

I'm on my way!

- [TOURIST SPEAKS IN FRENCH] - Yes! Coming!

- Who? - Who?!

Pakya Bijapur!

Bijapura's biggest guide!

No back bone! No front bone! The sole piece made in the history!

- What?! - Woman keeps chanting the word!

Quit screwing my head and eat it now!

When the walls of the thighs itch, one shall yearn for some itch-guard, my lord.

Good morning Tamaati!

My back's itching a lot! Give me a scratch!

- O' watchman! - Yeah?

Can't bear this itch! Hand me the knife! I'll use it!

- Get lost! - Give it to me!

- GET LOST! - You son of a...!

Leave!

S.. Sorry Tamati!

Sorry that a flying knife got into your bum in the morning, Tamati!

We'll talk on the way!

The black buffalo's horn, pierced into my back...

There’s an itch on the back, and the pleasurable cure lies in the cow shed.

Muah! I shall be back with an itch!

Ta-da!

Hi! I'm Prakash Raj. You can sweetly call me Pakya.

I'm your tourist guide for today.

I 'ispeak' in English and seven other languages.

- Want to see? - May we hear?

[SPEAKS IN MULTIPLE FOREIGN LANGUAGES]

So, 'what language you speak'?

[REPLIES IN FRENCH]

Thank you! Thank you!

Do you know French? [IN FRENCH]

- Oh French! - Yes! [IN FRENCH]

French morons!

[CONTINUES TALKING IN FRENCH]

Now we go up! Up you see full screaming!

[IMITATES ECHOES]

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

This is the exit! Yeah!

Down! Exit yeah yeah!

He's got me counting the grass and is having fun with the girl.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

They're turning the grounds into their bedroom!

Stop it! You'll end up delivering a baby!

Pakya! Why are you calling her a whore?!

I said 'Amour'! It means love in French.

Just because Adil Shah asked, Rambavathi jumped from the Gumbaz!

Poor her!

You tell this tragic story everytime and get these foreigners to romance!

You're a brat, I tell you!

What do you know about the pain of losing a wife?

When did you lose a wife?

Just as the Taj Mahal is a symbol of love in North India

The Gol Gumbaz is the symbol of love for Karnataka.

Remember that.

- Dude, they're about to kiss! - Stop! Wait!

- Shut it man! - What the hell!

Whoa!

Pakya, don't stare too much!

You already complain about seeing lips in your dreams!

This is dangerous!

You’ll end up on top of it! – Let me get on top of it!

Lips have a unique thrill!

Hold this.

Yo, Royal blood!

What made you bolt?

Hey Ballolli!

Remember the lips in my dreams?!

I saw them in reality man!

What proof do you have that they're the same lips?

- Whose dream was it, dumbo?! - Yours!

Who saw it? - You did.

I told you that I'll find those lips one day, didn't I?

Found them!

Shut it, bonehead!

Lunch break during 7th class.

When you were out squirting your pee on the wall, you kept saying the same lines!

I'm not letting her go this time.

I'll take my girl and...

Heard of the seven wonders?

Taj Mahal and Eiffel tower? Those very wonders!

Plus the eighth wonder.

Our Bijapur's Gol Gumbaz.

Right in front of it, I'll kiss her in the public.

A lip lock!

Forget these foreigners' kiss!

I'll give her a kiss ten thousand times stronger than theirs!

Won't let her go until her teeth bends!

Sure you'll kiss my boy.

She should allow you, shouldn't she?

- You'll lean closer to kiss her. - I lean in...

What if she smears her slippers with shit and smack you on the lips?

Dammit! Didn't he smell the shit on my hands?!

I'll eat that shit away, my friend!

But I'm not letting her go without a kiss.

Go screw yourself! - Fine! I'll screw myself!

What do you people even eat to be this dumb?!

- Tamati, who the heck kissed you?! - Hey! Stop!

Give us back the wheels!

Give it or I'll give you a whack now!

Wait! I know these guys.

Our car's tyre came out.

Those crooks are dangerous!

We need to nab them, Pakya!

Why should we come?

Get your puncture fixed elsewhere.

Are we freeloaders? We're busy!

Those thieves are getting away!

Start your auto, you dumbos!

- I'm telling you we can't... - Dude, shut up!

Sir, have you heard of these Chalan for jumping the red light?

- So what? - I've 17 such Chalan.

- 21. Not 17! - Shut your gob, moron!

They summoned me, made me pay for four, and smacked me. Shut up!

Sir, can you please let go of those 17 cases?

Hell yeah! We'll do that later! Those crooks are getting away!

Start the damn vehicle!

Sure sir! You're our God!

One order from you and we'll even grab the Veerappan for you!

- This is Pakya's challenge! - He's long dead!

- Start your damn vehicle now! - He died?

Why didn't he tell me?

Faster!

- They're not getting away! - Faster now!

WHOA! [IN UNISON]

Twat! Why did you stop, Pakya?

Sir, that country... the country pistol scares me!

That's Bijapura's country pistol.

As good as fake! Tell him!

No, Sir. The sound can make me piss my pants!

Bijapura's in danger!

Get going now, you old blockhead!

- Really? - Yeah!

I won't spare anybody who harms Bijapura!

They're not getting away today!

This is Pakya's challenge!

Hit it! Full speed ahead!

We're in the same rick as you! Watch it!

They think they know Bijapura better than me?!

Stop right there, you morons!

What's happening?

Pakya James Bond!

A bum-shattering chase in Bijapura! Cheers!

Faster! Watch the road!

Who's this idiot blocking our way?!

Goddammit! Ruined our mojo!

Don't let him get away Pakya! Watch where he's going!

We'll definitely get him!

He's right there!

Sir, could you please scratch my back?

What more will you ask me to scratch?!

Turn right! Go right!

Not right! Turn left! Go go!

We almost have him!

Don't you let him go, Pakya!

We almost have him! He's right there!

Have a bite!

- Keep going! - We almost have them!

- Don't let go! - We got them!

We finally have these dimwits!

Oh no. Are you hurt?

Can't you be more careful?

Pakya, they're getting away!

Ride! Now!

Let's go!

- HEY! - Yeah?

Pakya!

- Why did he stop?! - I found my girl!

Pakya! Come back! Stop!

Got him! Pakya's nabbed the thieves!

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

♪ ♪

I found my girl, Ballolli!

Beg, borrow or steal, I'll tie the knots with her.

I'll take care of her like a queen!

I'll build a palace man! Watch me!

Pray first pay the rent!

I will!

I'll pay up and live like a king!

You rammed your rickshaw into her bike and got your bum punctured.

I'm massaging it. Don't disturb me.

- My bum should be absolutely fine. - We'll see.

There's a lot I need to sit and discuss with her.

Fix it and make it fluffy like before.

With that bum in my hand and my soul in my throat, I ran after her.

When I was young, some men tried to kill me!

They should have. Bijapura would breathe easy.

I used to deliver tea as a boy.

The bullet he fired almost struck me in the bum.

Since that day, I'm very scared of the country pistol.

So, I can't stand death.

I shouldn't die at any cost.

I don't care who else dies.

I shouldn't die, Ballolli.

Ballolli, who do you think you are?

- Me? - Yes!

Inside the garlic store, I was a tiny tot.

Only one and half-years-old.

My whacko father pawned me at the shop and left.

FIN. That's my story.

There's no sitcom and I'm not going to jizz about it!

Fair point.

Who am I, Ballolli? Who am I?!

Where was I found?

Right in front of Bijapura's Gol Gumbaz.

- Which city is Bijapura in? - Whut?!

- In Africa! - Frigging hell!

We're in Bijapura idiot.

You've to be a little more aware of your surroundings.

Sure, Sire.

Look how much our Gol Gumbaz is glimmering!

I don't see shit.

Right in front of that Gol Gumbaz...

Pure.

In a pure white silk cloth...

I was wrapped...

And abandoned by my Avva (Mother) when I was two-months old.

Who is my Avva?

Ballolli?

Who's my Avva, Ballolli?!

Why did she abandon me?

You should've asked her that very day!

O' mother, why are you abandoning me, you mother...

Oy!

She was my Avva!

- She gave birth to me. - Sure.

That Gol Gumbaz is my native.

It's king and queen are my Avva and Appa (Father).

There's just no document to prove that I belong to a royal family.

But tell me this.

If my Avva wasn't from a royal family...

Where did it come from?

The 150-year-old silk cloth! Where did it come from?

From the backside of a silk worm?

You...! Be serious!

Okay.

I'm an orphan.

- I want a companion. - Sure.

- I want her. - If you say so.

I want a companion.

Nothing more.

I just want her.

A companion.

Her.

What?!

- Shankarappa! - What are you doing?

We're almost there!

Work's here. Let's get going!

Will the sun rise only if you apply make-up and drape a saree on her?

Shankarappa, pay us our due.

All they nag is about money, money and money!

Take this dimwits!

Hey Shankariya, you nincompoop!

There's six thousand less in here!

- What?! - Yeah!

What do you eat?! Food, Uppit or shi...?

- HEY! - Or Shi..zwan noodles?!

Shankarappa!

We toil hard, beg and fall at foreign women's feet to dance in your drama company!

Yet.. you pay us less and stab us in the back.

Stab us once, we get it.

But all you do is keep stabbing us!

These guys never get enough of it!

Oy! She's still not ready!

Get her to wear the other dress and bring her!

Nimona, time to show your sexy moves!

♪ This is wild.. This is something wild ♪

♪ Bijapura is now a foreign land ♪

♪ This is wild.. This is something wild ♪

♪ Bijapura is now a foreign land ♪

♪ Come on, you wastrel! ♪

♪ Tell me, how’s the girl? ♪

♪ Gosh, she’s spicy like Garam Masala ♪

♪ She’s spiced up my heart and torn it apart! ♪

♪ Don’t you.. Don't you worry ♪

♪ Don't you worry, anymore ♪

♪ I’m here, I’m right here ♪

♪ Worry no more! ♪

♪ We gorge on onions and chillies ♪

♪ We’ve met when our bodies burn with heat ♪

♪ Don’t worry, it’s only 8:30 P.M ♪

♪ There’s time till the sun rises ♪

♪ This is definitely wild ♪

♪ This is something wild ♪

♪ This foreigner’s love is something else ♪

♪ Don’t you.. Don't you worry ♪

♪ Don't you worry, anymore ♪

♪ I’m here, I’m right here ♪

♪ Worry no more! ♪

♪ Don't you worry, anymore ♪

♪ I’m here, I’m right here ♪

♪ Worry no more! ♪

♪ Don't you worry, anymore ♪

♪ I’m here, I’m right here ♪

♪ Worry no more! ♪

- Oh my God! - Run!

Get that foreign chick out here!

Hey! Come help me!

[SINGS A SONG]

Somebody get me my wooden chair!

Here comes the naughty boy! - Boss!

Why do you keep getting out when you can't see? Wait here!

Drape a saree around this man!

My Lord. I'll return your money without fail!

Lord, please believe me.

- Is that a wooden chair?! - Couldn't find one anywhere.

- So, I got this plastic chair! - Bloody hell! Put it here!

Guys! You're getting frisky in the wrong place!

- Walk! - You look pretty! Go on!

Don't do this! Let me go!

- Dance. - Huh?

DANCE NOW!

Prick!

You claim to have no money but have enough to put up this clown show?!

Basanna Sir, I was hoping to pay you after today's show.

Shut it, moron!

My elder brother's Bijapura's don - Marthanda Sathe!

Just by hearing Sathe's name, people piss in their pants!

Don't just dance, piss your pants now!

Piss yourself now!

Just because my brother's nice, you guys have gotten cocky!

But I'm nothing like him!

Basant Sathe is a danger!

- I'm a dangerous man! - Keep walking!

Walk straight!

Here comes the girl.

My my! Check out this damsel!

You foreign baby!

You managed to grab the best foreign item available!

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH] Hey!

- Your name.. what? - Nimona!

- Nimona (Motherf..)! - Exactly.

You're the motherf..! How dare you call me that?!

Good lord! Not that!

Her name's Ni-mo-na!

What sort of a stupid name do these people have?

- [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] - Huh?!

You coming my pump house.

Different ways.. I pumping you!

- What?! - Let's go!

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

Get in the car!

If something happens to her, we'll be behind the bars.

Cook something up! Go!

Boss! Wait up!

Waiting. What now?

- She's not the type! - Doesn't matter.

I'll pay the foreign prices. Don't worry!

Tell her I'm the don's brother.

Not just her, her mother will also join in!

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Wait a second, please?

Why did she utter the words 'Don! Don!'?

Oh yeah. Boss!

Have you heard about this country called Russia?!

There lives an international don in Russia.

She.. She's his daughter!

- Really?! - I swear!

Why would I lie to you?

What about the moron standing behind you?

- You want him too? - Sure. WHAT?!

What are you saying?!

I don't have such vices!

If somebody messes with her, her father will come in search of them and finish them!

He'll take the Shatabdi flight and get here!

Shatabdi's got flights too now?

Never heard of them.

- Yes! They exist! I've seen them. - He's seen them.

Move! They exist, Boss!

Well.. Don't worry.

I won't hurt you. I've got a job for you.

- I'm getting a different idea now. - What is it?

Tomorrow, bring her to the factory.

I'll explain it to you.

Well...

Nimona, I was saying.. Oh no. Sorry, okay?

Bye! Bye!

Start the car!

Start the car, duffer!

Somebody hold this guy.

Nimona, all okay. No tenshan.

- Go hotel, okay? - Bye!

- Somebody help me get in. - Come with me, Boss.

- Do it! - What's this?

- Sign it! - But why?

You caught the thieves yesterday, right?

This is for the eyewitness' statement. Sign it.

My girl, Nimona, that moronic don Marthanda Sathe and this Sub-inspector.

We shouldn't get stuck with these biggies.

Pakya, you're kind of a genius.

But we can't really prove it.

- Brandishing a pistol to steal, eh? - I didn't do it!

- Get the hell in! - Dude, my girl!

Which moronic khan's the in-charge of this station?

- Watch your mouth? - What's wrong?

I know how this place works!

My Appa was a police at the Hubballi station all his life.

He's heard a lot more filthy disgusting abuses!

I've grown up listening to them!

Woman, just tell us what happened!

This jackass points at a pistol at me and asks for my bag!

Threatens to shoot me if I don't handover my bangles and anklets.

Did your father buy them for me?! Get up!

Strip him down, whack him on the bum and put him in the locker!

This won't work if you keep slurping tea like a buffalo!

Man, stop drinking the tea!

Sir, either save me or kill me in the cell!

I can't take this motormouth!

You threaten me with that fake pistol?

I'll shoot you with a real one. Come at me!

- Woman, what are you doing? - Let me do it!

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

- What do we do now? - Yeah-uh?

Remember the lip lock plan in front of the seven wonders?

Go ahead my boy.

Let your first kiss happen in this station. Go!

You want to kiss me? Want a damn kiss, eh?!

- Oh no. Not at all. - A lip lock, huh?!

Have you seen that face of yours? I'll slipper you to death!

Want to give it a try now?!

She hit another sixer!

- Die! - Get up man!

They still have our old pictures up here.

Need to ask them to update it.

Ballolli, your sister-in-law's leaving.

- Sister-in-law?! - Yep.

Have you lost it?

My dear friend, like a woman vowing to cure her

man's drinking, smoking and chewing tobacco habits.

I'll make her fall in love and fix her anger.

I'll change her for good man.

I want her!

She's the girl I'm kissing and loving. Sit!

When your bum falls apart, even God can't fix you.

Do what you want. I'm getting sloshed after this.

- College is a sacred ground. - Oy! Stop right there!

Where to?

Tell me. Where are you going?

- Over there. - Who is it?

The one standing there with the pink bag, pink lips.

- In love? - Well...

Truly madly.

Kaka, she's going. I'll go in, please?

Only students are allowed in.

Get admitted to the college and I'll let you inside.

I'm not really educated. Barely passed my tenth class.

Kaka, please do something?

- What will I get out of this?! - You want something?

Moron's got game.

Baby? Come.

I'll show you your new father.

Friend, for your love story, I've sacrificed my baby!

Hey Ballolli!

Love is divine. Friendship is eternal.

Mr. Karna and Arjuna?

See the store in the corner?

You'll get fake certificates over there.

Get those certificates along with your Avva or Appa.

Get admitted.

- Avva-Appa? - Is that all?

Yep. There are a lot of kids like you in there.

- Ballolli, you hear that? - Get going now.

This is it! Let's go and get the certificate done!

Sure we'll get the certificates!

- Where do we get fake parents from?! - Man has to ruin it!

- Ballolli? - Huh?

Admission's closed for the year. Please leave.

- Sir, please talk to them. - Talk to who?

Take it and speak for yourself.

- Hello? - Hey, Shindya!

- Who are you, chimp?! - Your father!

HEY! - HEY!

This is Basya. Basanth Sathe.

God! Tell me!

See the old woman in front of you?

My brother and her had an affair.

She's got her illegitimate son along. Take him into your college.

He needs to walk out with a degree.

Or, I'll shoot you down!

Also, make sure you don't stare at her for long.

Woman's a loose case.

Mess around and she'll bear your child too.

Don't tell anybody this.

Do it and you’ll regret it. Disconnect!

- Hey! Call your son! - Sure, Master.

Hey Pisariya, Master's asking for you!

Hurry, blockhead!

Here comes the lunatic!

- Fall at Master's feet! - Namaskara, Sir.

- What's your name? - Prakash, Sir.

- Your mother... - What will you do to her?!

He can do whatever he wants!

- I'm not doing anything to her. - Don't be shy, Master.

One shouldn't influence to get admitted.

- Talent. Talent matters. - Come on, Master.

He was a speed delivery, Sir.

He's in your hands now.

He can speak every language English has.

- Speak up, idiot! - Let me hear your English.

I shall speak now!

Sir, I'm Prakash. You can call me, Pakya.

- I am your tourist guide.. - What?!

Sorry, Sir.

Gol Gumbaz is a 17th century mausoleum located

in Bijapura of Karnataka state in India

Example of architecture and science of 17th century. That time.

And this thing produces echo, many times.

[IMITATES AN ECHO]

Wow!

It's Gvaadis means walls. If you speak in one side of the wall -

Hi.

You can from the other side of the wall.Full clarity. Opposite-opposite.

Our Gol Gumbaz is an architecture wonder.

Should be very proud to have such a building in our state.

Thank you, Sir!

Wow!

After learning you were one of the Sathes, I mistook you for something.

You speak really well, son.

- Obviously. - You've got talent.

I didn't know so much about Bijapura's Gol Gumbaz.

The people of our city and this college's students know nothing about this city.

Listen, doesn't matter if you're a late admission.

- I'll get you admitted. - Really, Sir?!

Make sure you tell Sathe Sir.

- That Shinde kept his word, okay? - Sure, Sir.

Open page no. 43

Who's getting admitted this late?!

Principal's guy?

Find a spot over there.

- Hey! - I'm sorry.

- Hi. I am Prakash. - Hi. I am Paapya.

- Your name? - Told ya, didn't I? Paapya.

- And your name is? - Pinky.

- Pinky?! - Yeah. Pinky Patil.

Oh yeah. She does look like a pinky.

Pinky is a nice name.

Rosy beauty! Nice!

We're sitting next to each other.

About the rubber, lead pencils and to sharpen it...

- What's that called? - Knife!

- Knife.. Erm. - Sharpener.

Sharpener. If you need anything, ask me.

Don't feel shy.

We're anyway going to.. You know.. in the future...

SHUSH!

♪ Kiss me, O kiss me ♪

♪ Just like that, more than one ♪

♪ Just like that ♪

♪ Show me, show me, O' Lass ♪

♪ Show me a little mercy ♪

♪ Let me love those red lips ♪

♪ Let death follow me after ♪

♪ What do you have to lose? ♪

♪ You’ll sway your waist, swish-swish, left and right, and walk away ♪

♪ It’s your tawa and my chilli ♪

♪ Together, we shall light the fire of the oven ♪

♪ Say yes, and we’ll start our own tea store ♪

♪ Kiss me, O kiss me ♪

♪ Just like that, more than one ♪

♪ Just like that ♪

♪ Kiss me, O kiss me ♪

♪ Just like that, more than one ♪

♪ Just like that ♪

♪ Show me, show me, O' Lass ♪

♪ Show me a little mercy ♪

- The future? - Her in front, me at the back.

- Life will be kick ass man! - How will you get her?

Hey! Give her respect! Sister-in-law!

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ When the wind blows rapidly ♪

♪ I didn't look at your skirt ♪

♪ My lungi's got a hole in it, but I ain't telling you ♪

♪ You walk ahead, and I walk behind, I’m tired of this tango ♪

♪ When will you come to my side? ♪

♪ I’m tired of this single-player game of Kabbadi ♪

♪ Life’s a tragic love story with you ♪

♪ You’re mine, I’m yours ♪

♪ God has sculpted us both with a lot of free time in hand ♪

♪ In the bathroom and bedroom, let us think of each other and... ♪

♪ Sing patho songs, thinking of us being apart from each other ♪

♪ Say yes, and we’ll have our first night together ♪

♪ Kiss me, O kiss me ♪

♪ Just like that, more than one ♪

♪ Just like that ♪

♪ Kiss me, O kiss me ♪

♪ Just like that, more than one ♪

♪ Just like that ♪

♪ Show me, show me, O' Lass ♪

♪ Show me a little mercy ♪

Ever since the sister-in-law's here, have you forgotten Basya's wrath?

He'll kill us. Let's go!

Fine. I need to go to college.

Let's get done with this asap and leave.

Man, I can't even look at a pistol and he's got me to the pistol factory.

- Are you Pakya? - Namaskara, Sir.

I'll slit your mouth!

Hey! Shut it! Stand quietly!

[MEN SCREAMING IN PAIN]

- Please tell him not to! - Shut it!

We won't do this again.

- Thrash him! - God! No!

[MEN SCREAMING IN PAIN]

Are you pulling off an act now?!

Please don't hurt us! God!

Take this!

You think you can backstab the Lord, eh?!

- We were wrong! - Shut up!

Please! We're sorry!

- SHUT UP! - We won't do it again!

Scoundrels!

You've got the balls to use my name to sell fake pistols?!

- Speak up, rascals! - God!

Speak up now!

- Man, I think I'll piss myself. - Feel free.

- What if somebody sees? - I'm wet enough already. Feel it?

Disgusting!

- Basya! - Brother?

Repeat everything you said.

Hi, hello friends. My name's Dimeel Naagya.

Is this a joke to you, knucklehead?!

- Are you trying to go viral? - Sorry, Sir!

It's me.

The one who sold fake pistols in the name of Lord Sathe and fooled everyone.

Please don't repeat my mistake.

If Sathe Sir finds out, he won't spare anyone.

Declare that Sathe Sir is responsible for your death.

- Huh?! - Now!

Sathe Sir.. is responsible for my death.

Manufacturing guns is a real man's job!

When I'm here, what kind of puny men are you?!

Good lord!

My dear?

My dear?

- Your wife's here. - Why did she come here?

Wait here. I'll be back.

- Why did you come here? - This is Gowri's son.

- Who the heck is Gowri? - Our house help?

Why the hell is she here?

Well.. Her son's going to the school for the first time.

So, I bathed him, dressed him and decked him up.

He looks so adorable, right?

Please bless our Taatya?

I asked you for a child and you couldn't give it to me.

You're a barren cow!

You bringing in a stranger's child and ask for blessings?

Aren't you ashamed to be doing this as my wife?!

I don't know if you're okay with it.

But I've given my word that I'll adopt Gowri's child.

SHUT UP!

Give me a child of my own!

Or die!

Hey! How about I fix a price for you and sell you to Sathe?

Man has no children.

Give it a try. If they'll feed me, I'm in.

Wait. Let the family meet get over.

They'll feed you some Bourveeta.

Don't ever bring somebody else's child and claim it as ours. Get lost!

- Dude, let's go inside. - Why in there?

What do we do with Dimeel Naagya?

- Dimeel him! - Sure!

Where the hell's Nimona? Why didn't you bring her?

Boss, I brought her to the gate.

Since a commotion broke out, she didn't want to see it and left.

Boss, just give me the command. I'll bring her no matter where she is.

- Maybe if you had eyes... - You should have got her.

- Boss. - It's okay.

Right, tell me about her and her father in detail?

- Go on Pakya. - You...

Boss, she's French. Her father's Russian.

- Her Avva? - She's dead!

Want me to dig her grave and show you?

No need. Continue.

Boss, they own a big factory like you.

- Really? - Yeah.

They own a mission gun factory.

- Apologies. - Get down, doofus!

I've decided to give my life to her.

I love her purely.

I wish to have a pure relationship with her.

Yes, Boss means it.

You and her make a great pair!

Whoa!

When have you seen us?!

Who's this moron?

Which dumbo got him here?

- You did. - What?! Get lost!

Boss, listen to my great idea.

Give her some nice flowers.

Don't consider proposing her.

Let's find out if she loves you or not.

My my Pakya!

I didn't think of you as a smart man! You're good!

Nimona is like a great ice-cream.

Eat her or don't, she'll melt away.

Put her in a freezer and bring her to me.

- I'll make she melts for me. - Sure, Boss.

If you both mess this up, your corpses will be on the streets.

- Good lord! - Keep walking!

Where's Dimeel Naaga?

He sat down to shit. - Let's take water!

Let's just wash it with bullets.

- Whoa! Not this way man! - Pakya, what the hell!

Save us God!

- [SINGS A SONG] - Keep it coming!

[SENIORS RAGGING JUNIORS]

Hey! Sing loudly!

[JUNIORS CONTINUE TO SING]

- Man, this is fun! - You did a great job!

Enough! Stop it!

You've got to maintain this energy, okay?

From tomorrow, you'll wish me good morning with your undies on your pant, okay?

- Get going now! - Walk away.

Hey! Hello! Oy! Kissie lady!

- What is it? - Baby! Come here.

♪ Shivers and tremors, move your body and sway as you walk ♪

Got no respect for seniors?

How dare you walk away when we're calling you?

What is it? I'm late for class.

No class for you today.

Time for some mass!

- Friend, play me a song! - Take this, my friend.

WOHOO!

Stop! Stop!

One look at you and that bum of yours...

You look you're someone who dances in clubs.

- Hey! - Hey!

Hold your horses now!

We're about to make some reels.

We want to give you a chance!

You know what I want from you?

Your performance should get us ten million views in under an hour!

In our Bijapura, you and your bum should become world famous.

Friend, another song please?

Hey! Stop! Let me go!

- HEY! [IN UNISON] - Listen carefully!

Speak filth, touch me, or comment on me again, and it’ll be your end.

I'll break all your backs and stomp you to death!

Mark my words!

- HEY! - Watch it! Shinde's here!

Study well! Quit being wastrels!

I'll teach him a lesson!

Give it to me. Oh.

Awesome, right?

Check it out!

- The video's going viral! - Are you guys behind this?

Why? Isn't it good?

Wanted something better, huh?

Dude, how about we morph her face into that porno?

- Porno time! - HEY!

Bitch! How dare you slap me?!

Not one! I'll make hundred such videos!

Let go of me!

Manhood's gone with the wind.

Aren't you ashamed to be doing this?

Do you guys eat shit for breakfast?!

- Dude, she's arrogant as hell! - You guys won't get it!

How dare you hit me?!

Don't you know that I'm your senior?

Look at your audacity!

You tramp! You think you can get away with this?

Ms. Pinky! Wait!

I'll handle it. You wait here.

You morons!

Learn to respect women!

If you don't apologise to Ms. Pinky right away, I'll make you run!

I'll make sure you run fast enough to get first rank in the Olympics!

- Who the hell are you? - Me?

Me Pakya Bijapura.

- Huh? - Didn't hear me?

You come near. I.. Pakyu!

Ms. Pinky. Never fear. I'm here.

Hey! You come one by one.

I.. Pak.. Pak.. Pakya!

Guys! Run!

Wait for me guys!

Idiot!

Man! You're built like a rogue!

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

Don't spare him!

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

[PEON] Sir, let's get inside first!

Mad Basya's here!

You think you can get away from this Basya?!

Everybody get inside!

The pistol sound made me want to pee.

- Else, the seniors would have had it. - If you say so.

Pakya, you played macho and almost became a hero.

Only to end up as a zero.

Listen up. Lesson number one.

Never risk anything for a girl. Fin. Fix.

If you're done, get going.

Why did this woman enter our arena?

Two drops went back in.

Did she enter just 'cause she wore a pant?

Well, the ladies bathroom is over there.

Take this. Wipe your face.

Thank you.

I didn't eat enough breakfast.

That is why I felt a bit weak.

Else, I would've thrashed them a lot more.

I'm not the one to let go.

Same here. I don't spare anyone.

I want to get back at them.

Get back? Revenge?

Those filths need to be taught a lesson!

- Else, they'll continue doing... - Listen to me, Ms. Pinky.

- Grudges won't let you live peace... - Shush!

So, will you join me in taking revenge on them?

Huh?

Will you join me in taking revenge on them?

What? You mean..

- You and I, together? - Yes.

- You mean.. Us? - Yes.

You and I.. I and you. Together?

Consider it done. Now tell me.

Tell me what to do to those vermin.

We’ll beat them till they can't stand.

- Bashing them won't be enough. - So?

We need to scare them with a pistol.

Do you plan to kill them?

I don't know what I'll do.

All I know is that the people of this town and college are shit scared of pistols.

So, I want a pistol now!

Ms. Pinky, doesn't this seem like a bit of an overkill?

When they posted that disgusting video of mine, wasn't that an overkill?

This seems very risky to me.

- This can't be done. - I can't stand quitters!

- I'll figure this out myself. - Wait. Erm..

I want her.

But that girl? Wants a pistol.

If it was a water gun, I could have got her one.

Why did she ask for such a dangerous thing?

Give me an idea, dammit!

Dude, you've got your bum up in your head!

Today, you got beaten up because of her.

Someday, you'll die.

Madam?

Can you drop me to BLD pharmacy?

We're heading that way, Madam.

I'll take the rickshaw.

You fix the car and come to the pharmacy.

Sister, you seem very familiar.

Small town. You must have.

Isn't the flour mill next to the Hanumanthu temple yours?

Moron, can't you shut up and ride?

Babbling all the time!

What happened, dear? Did you fall and hurt yourself?

Oh yeah. He just tripped and fell on his face.

It's nothing, Avva. It happened.

What did you say?

Nothing happened, Avva.

Avva?

What's wrong?

Nothing, son.

I have no children.

Nor do I have the fortune of being called Avva by anyone.

Blame my fate!

Take this. Tie this around the wound.

- It's okay. - It's okay. Take it.

I said I'm fine, Avva.

I'm.. I'm just fine.

It's okay, son.

My own family doesn't value me.

Why will the world care?

It's all my fault.

Avva? Tie it.

Go on. I've no Avva either.

Instead of a doctor treating me, I’d rather be treated by a mother.

- There you go. - Thank you.

We don't want any money, Avva.

Consider that your son dropped you.

- It's okay. Take it. - Please don't.

If ever you get into trouble, let me know.

My husband will sort it out for you.

Whoa! Madam! We're always in trouble!

We'll come by tomorrow. What say, Pakya?

- Who's your husband, Madam? - Sure!

- Sathe. Marthand Sathe. - HUH?!

Hey! No need to worry! He's a good man.

If you say so.

I've got some errands to run. I'll see you.

Doofus! She's Sathe's wife!

No wonder she looked familiar!

Forget Sathe and his wife! Let's get going!

Son of a tramp! You pipsqueak Basya!

What are you staring at?!

I want a pistol! Right now! Give it to me!

How dare you talk to me like that?!

- MISS PINKY! - PAKYA!

Miss Pinky?

HEY!

Ballolli! Get the hell up!

Dude, watch where you're kicking!

- You kicked my future in the balls! - Forget yours! I almost lost mine!

Dude, Pinky would have definitely gone in search of a pistol.

The world's cruel, Ballolli!

It's happening!

Men build Gol Gumbaz for women.

Can't I get a pistol for her?

- You've decided to ruin yourself, eh? - For sure.

Nimona, this is Basya's pistol museum.

Diff-different guns!

Why can't I see a thing?

Man Pakya! Couldn't you have given me a heads up?

- A missed call would have done. - I'm sorry, Boss.

- Hi Nimona! - Hey Basya.

[RESPONDS IN GIBBERISH]

Boss, they don't use water to wash.

Shut it!

Well...

- Have you told her about me? - I've hyped you up, brother.

- Don't call me brother. Call me Boss. - Yes Boss.

Talk English. Speak English. Look English.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

- What did she say? - Well, Boss.

This relationship needs careful consideration, right?

- Of course. - So, her Appa..

Has asked us to visit your pistol godown.

- Sure. - Also...

- He's asked to bring two pistols. - Why only two?

For such a damsel, I'm willing to give four!

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

- Are her knees hurting? - Oh no.

- Says yours are very small. - What?! [IN UNISON]

They have big ones.Mission gun!

Yes, Boss. Big guns!

[IMITATES FIRING]

- Small ones will do too. - Why small?

This concerns our reputation.

If she wants long ones, she gets long ones.

Come on. Put inside me. Follow me.

Man, Boss' English sounds great.

Dude, he flunked playschool twice.

Nimona! Hey Nimona! This way!

You guys go that way!

Turn back and look woman! I've got something long for you.

Nimona, you like? All okay?

- Oui Oui [IN FRENCH] - Dude!

Why's she making weird sounds?

- Oui means yes in their language. - Really?

Oui Oui! This way way!

Move to a corner, now now!

[INAUDIBLE CHATTER]

Are these pistols for sale?

- Move aside. Don't touch. - Oh no. I was just looking.

Woman, Indians have small ones.

- Do Russians have big ones? - Hey! Come here!

Distract him.

Brother, why do you keep these guns in hay?

- Do they frutify? - Well...

My nieces wanted some guns for Deepawali.

Are these pistol sizes in relation with your sizes?

What?!

Nimona, this is an antique piece.

I was just kidding. Don't get angry.

Mind your business man!

See you then.

All he spoke was bullshit.

Who is this moron?

Hey Pakya!

- Why Boss? - Don't move! Stay still!

What's wrong?!

One misfire and one of you will fly away.

Make a video of this.

Girlie, ever seen a Jondige?

What is Jondiga?

Dude, what do they call a Jondige?

- Cockroach. - The one with the cock.

Two people inside my bullet.

I hit. You show my talent-uh?

- Oui Oui [IN FRENCH] - Yeah?

She asked me to fire away!

OH GOD!

Bring that here!

- Dude my ear's ringing! - Wow! You're amazing!

I hate cockroach!

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

Pavya! Oy Payva!

- Her hug was electrifying! - Can I get a shock too?

- Book the wedding hall! - Consider it done!

Looks like my life's going to be busy from now.

Ms. Pinky! Listen to me!

- Pinky! - What?!

Want me to slipper you now?! What's with those gestures?

I meant the pistol.

Tell me more.

- Let's go elsewhere? - Sure.

I've got the right stuff.

- Where are you taking me? - Right here.

- Pakya? - This way.

Gosh! Let's go! We'll come back after they're done.

- God no. I'm going home. - Let me come with you.

Let's go.

Moron, just because I spoke to you, how dare you bring me to the kissing point?!

You think I'll kiss you?! I'll whack you now!

Miss. Pinky! I don't mean to.

Nobody frequents this place. So, I got you.

I don't like it here. Let's go elsewhere.

Wait, Miss Pinky! Let's go to this room.

- Room?! - Not that kinda room!

An old laboratory. Trust me and come.

Come in.

Please.

Get inside.

A decade ago, a chemical explosion killed around fifteen students and two professors.

Tragic deaths.

Since then it's considered to be haunted and is closed.

Don't worry. I'm with you.

GOOD LORD! WHOA!

The watchman warned me.

But I didn't think it would be so scary.

Come on.

Why all the suspense?

Promise me that you won't fire this pistol or kill anybody.

Why do you think I made you get this? For show?

I'll fire at Mallu! I won't spare him!

Why are you always angry?

Like a volcano waiting to erupt?

Miss Pinky! What will happen to the guy who will fall for you in the future?

- His story's over. - Over?!

- You mean you had an ex? - Yes!

- You did? - We broke up!

Oh! Thank God!

Why.. why did you break up?

- He kissed! - What?!

- So I got him arrested. - What?!

Got him arrested for kissing you?

He didn't kiss me.

- Then? - He kissed someone else.

- Oh. It wasn't you then. - Nope.

I'm not like him.

I only kiss the girl I love.

If only I had this gun then, I would have shot that scoundrel!

That chapter with your ex is over, huh?

- Yes. - A full stop, right?

- Yep. - Good.

Let's concentrate on the seniors.

Where do we find the morons?

Man, this is so much fun. Where did you get it from?

The pan store.

HEY!

How dare you smoke cigarettes?

[INAUDIBLE COMMOTION]

Who are you guys?

Wait! Who are we?

Oh yeah! We're Don Beedi Basya's goons!

He sent us to kill you all!

That isn't fake. That's an original pistol.

You think juniors are toys for your entertainment?!

How dare you mess with them?

You want them to sing, dance and show their talents?!

Is this a damn talent show?!

- Hey! Now it's your turn! Dance! - Shake it! Now!

Do a waltz! Turn!

Should girls be scared of you when they're out of their homes?!

- Think it's okay to harass girls?! - Scoundrels!

- Turn around! Show those bums! - Please don't!

- Turn around! Show them now! - Show them bums!

- Do as they say! - Dude, they'll shoot us in the bum!

- Take off your pants! - Show us your Rupa frontlines!

- Take off your pant now! - Just do as I say moron!

This isn't right please!

- Raise those hands now! - Do it!

- Hands up! - Oh no!

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

- Did Basya fire the gun? - He must have.

- Hands between your legs! - Do it!

Repeat after me. From now, we won't rag anyone!

From now, we won't look at girls and...

From now, we won't look at girls, rag them or

even sleep with my head in their direction.

- Let us go, please! - Good boy!

From now, you have to apologise to all the juniors!

You better do it. You will won't you?

- Madam, don't! - It's over! Now go!

Trouble the juniors again and Beedi Basya will finish you!

Walk away! Now!

Dude, my balls are in my mouth!

- Run everybody! - Get home now!

Let's frigging roll!

Girl, that was some great firing! Boom boom!

You were awesome!

I fired a pistol for the first time!

I was so scared!

Did you see their faces? Pale as a ghost!

Gosh! Too funny!

- I haven't laughed like this in a year. - Really?

Feels like a lot of stress was relieved!

- Is it so? - Thanks man.

Mention not, Miss!

If you let me, I'll build a Gol Gumbaz for you.

Pakya, I’m talking casually and you’re calling me Miss?

They say, the more a man respects women, the more he earns respect himself.

- I follow that! - My my my!

- You really are a nice guy! - Again, mention not, Miss!

Anyway, what next?

Every time I was this happy, I would Hubballi at night by myself.

I'll do the same!

Let's get going then.

Do you know how beautiful Bijapura looks at night?

- Did I invite you? Get going now. - What?

Wait! Oy Miss Pinky!

♪ Tell me what to do and I’ll do it religiously ♪

♪ Get lost! ♪

♪ Show me cow dung and tell me it’s sugar I’ll relish it ♪

♪ Shut up and get lost! ♪

♪ Tell me what to do and I’ll do it religiously ♪

♪ Show me cow dung and tell me it’s sugar I’ll relish it ♪

♪ There’s love deep inside me ♪

♪ For whom? ♪

♪ Let’s dance tap and clap ♪

♪ Enough! ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll Come on ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll Come on ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Tell me what to do and I’ll do it religiously ♪

♪ Show me cow dung and tell me it’s sugar I’ll relish it ♪

♪ A fresh breath of mine shall ignite the affection in you ♪

♪ Hear me out carefully ♪

♪ Give me my yes or no before this breath stops ♪

♪ Oy chimp! Get lost, moron! ♪

♪ Breathe your breath on your bum ♪

♪ Bugger off! Idiot! Bugger off! ♪

♪ ♪

♪ To match your skirt I’ll wear a matching lungi ♪

♪ Instead of saying something, I’ll swallow my first line ♪

♪ Say what you want but mention love and I’ll thrash you ♪

♪ Piss me off more and I’ll curse your mother too ♪

♪ Never mind, lass ♪

♪ How about we clap our hands? ♪

♪ How about we let our bodies brush against each other’s? ♪

♪ How about you remember that I'm wearing slippers? ♪

♪ Let’s just dance tap and clap ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

♪ Let’s frigging roll ♪

- Pakya, why did you get me here? - Need to tell you something.

Yeah. Excuse me.

Everything's ready.

I'm ready.

Bijapura is my city

I’ve gone mad, little by little

O' Miss Pinky, listen to my declaration, little by little

Gol Gumbaz has a dome in it

And now I have a small goal in life

Born in a city with such a legendary love story

I wish to have my grand love story with you

That’s not all

Until my last breath, I will love you

One day, you’ll take your last breath too

When you do, I’ll build a Gol Gumbaz for you

I don’t have money now, but I’ll build that Gol Gumbaz on EMI

This isn’t Pakya’s challenge

This is Pakya’s pakka love

Miss Pinky

If you add a ‘too’ to my I love you.

Our lives will be on fire.

- No! Listen carefully! - What?!

I don't love you!

A lot of people have said those words to me.

Neither writes nor recites it well.

- I've dreamt a lot about you! - Stick it up your bum!

Is my bum a godown to keep random stuff in it?!

Miss Pinky!

Come on. Give it a thought.

Ugh! Your shushes have killed me!

Pakya, shut you bum and head to class!

- I'm not coming. I'm not a student. - What?

I lied to you.

- I'm not here to study. - What does that mean?

There's a painful story behind it.

Listen carefully and I'll tell you everything.

Miss Pinky!

I'm a driver.

Ever heard of those tuktuks?

I'm a rickshaw driver. I'm no student.

An ordinary driver.

For money, I work as a guide.

I also help women who work in drama companies

to drape their sarees and with their makeup.

- I do all these things. - Phew!

For your love I faked a certificate and joined college.

Also, for you I.. Huh?

Ay! Miss Pinky!

- I won't come to college then! - Don't! Who cares?

You good-for-nothing!

- I'm wearing the undies on top of the pant. - Brother, sorry!

You don't have to. I'm so sorry!

- Don't do it again. Apologise guys! - Sorry, brother [IN UNISON]

Sorry Madam. We troubled you a lot.

This won't happen again. Apologise guys!

Sorry, Madam. [IN UNISON]

Let's go. A lot more people to apologise to.

God bless those who taught these seniors.

Pinky are you taking half of the blessings?

What?

Your partner will take the other half.

- Who? - Pakya.

Pointed a pistol, threatened them and made them squat to poop.

I know who did that.

Take that information up you bum!

I've got the video too.

- Ta-ta-da! - What video?

When I was a kid, my father was a Gurkha at the railway station.

What about you?

My father owned a train when I was a kid.

- We used to rent it out. - Hello?

Take a good look.

I've got a couple of copies of the video elsewhere.

Give it to me! Morons!

What were you doing there?

Ah! Forget me. What were you doing there?

- Delete that damn thing now! - Whoa! Excuse me!

Some distance please.

I'll delete everything.

But first, do what I'll tell you do.

Paapya! You think you can blackmail us?

We only threatened the seniors.

I'll shoot you down!

Oh no! Sister! I'm sorry!

I was wrong! I'll delete the video!

But, I'll send it to everyone.

Make the video go viral, and then delete it.

HEY! - GOD!

Wait up. Let me handle this. I'll talk to him.

Paapya! What do you want us to do?

Just like how you threatened the seniors.

You have to threaten my Appa.

- Are you bloody messing with us?! - Argh!

Step back! My life has turned into a joke!

Why did you think I came there yesterday?

To commit suicide.

Man keeps torturing me, asking me to study!

I kept screaming that I don't get shit, and that I don't want to do Engineering.

He didn't listen and got me admitted!

For his whim, he wakes me up at 4 A.M. when it's bloody cold out there!

He makes me study at that hour!

I return from college and he sends me to the tuition.

From the tuition, I head home and I don't even get fed.

He tortures me by pushing me to study again!

How to treat a grown man? Like a friend.

But my Appa, treats me like a damned enemy!

He's whipped me front and back with his belt!

Front and back!

My pink bum has turned black. Check out the mark!

- God! No! Don't make it worse! - Take a look!

I'm giving you one job!

You have to threaten my father!

You have to whack my father!

Curse him all you want!

I don't care what you do!

But make sure my father never troubles me, ever again!

This is a great deal!

- We'll do it for sure! - We?!

Hey! We're doing nothing!

Either study or get beaten up by your father!

I came to you because I can do neither!

Pakya! Let's do what he wants! We'll be fine.

Miss, please stop!

Hey! Do we look like contract killers to you?!

You know what?! 'Guns and violence! Students and threats!'

'My my my! Is this a college?'

'Terrorism in Bijapura'

This will make it to the parliament, my friend.

At the least, you'll be in a prison for fourteen years.

- What'shez decision? - Let's go out.

That's like it!

Go on. Have your meeting.

Let me tell you this.

Take this road once, and you'll never return.

You won't find a lover like me.

- Let's lead a good life. What say? - Bugger off!

You're the one who's scared of a pistol. Not me.

I've decided.

I'm taking this deal.

Either come with me or get lost!

- Miss Pinky, let's not! - Paapya! Tell us about your father.

Come on, Tigress.

- Tell me then. - Sit.

My father's a jackass who can fool anyone.

I gave it a lot of thought

Miss Pinky, you already have a viral video in your name.

I don't want another one joining the list.

- So, I've decided to do this! - Sure.

Hey, Paapya! Fine! We'll scare your father.

Moron, you better delete the video once the job's done.

- Promise? - I will, my friend.

Okay then.

About the list of abuses you wanted us to tell your father.

- Write it down. I'll mug it. - Sure.

- Appa! - What's your problem now?

- I wanted a thousand rupees. - What?!

I'll slaughter you!

What happened to the thousand I recently gave you?

I bought text books with it.

- Why do you need more now? - For notebooks.

A late-born and an annoying kid.

You're the worst, aren't you?

I've got to slog like cattle all day.

I should have reared some cattle instead of him.

Would have got some milk.

Fine. Take this!

By the time I return, you better be studying with a book.

Or else, you'll face my wrath!

- Get lost from here! - Sure, Appa.

Get going!

Boy's born to screw my life! I'm tired of it!

Saw that, eh? Domestic violence.

That's my Appa.

Heard the whack he gave me just now?

You need to include it in your assault, okay?

He should never bother me again.

Whack him like that, okay? See you.

Man should return home in pieces tonight.

A fully scrapped junk, okay?!

One must be blessed to have kids like him.

And then there's my Avva.

A ghost in human form!

You at least have one.

She was the same.

Always bugging me to study!

Where is my mother-in-law now?

I mean your Avva.

- She lives in Hubballi. - Okay.

Just like us, a lot of people have pent up anger against their parents.

This fight is dedicated to them.

- Long live.. - The revolution!

Hey! His father's car is leaving.

Let's get going!

Pakya! Your rick has a sunroof?!

Forget that and look ahead!

A little longer and we'll reach Bagalkote.

Instead, find me something at the back.

Pakya, there's a bottle. Take it.

Grab him tight!

Properly!

Like that! Yes!

I'll shoot you!

What the hell's your problem?

People like us consider parents as Gods and worship them!

There's a lot to life than studying!

Yet, you think it's okay to torture kids to study day and night?!

Wait.. what was it?

What has he written here?

If you say so, one has to become an engineer,

a doctor, pursue BBA, B.Com, all of it.

Bloody hell! We’ve got to study every course from A to Z!

Ever bothered to ask what we want to be?

What else in here? God! The paper!

Move aside! My turn!

You tell us to do well in the tenth so we can chill during PUC.

When we get into PUC, you tell us to work hard and life will be easy.

And then you go on about a degree!

One needs to treat their grown up children like friends.

And you treat them like enemies?!

Bodies will roll now!

- We don't need any money! - What?

- We don't! - We don't then!

Tell us to get rid of studies! We'll go make our lives somehow!

We know a lot of other things! - A lot of other things!

A stern warning from all the kids of the world!

Bloody hell!

- Marthanda Sathe! - The don?!

Stop right there, scoundrels!

- Run! - Where are you running?!

Stop right there!

You think you can get away from me?

STOP!

- Pakya! - Die, rascals!

Pakya!

Let's go, Pakya!

Sir, let him go!

Oh God!

Please don't do this!

Pakya!

What's wrong? Let's go!

Ay! Miss Pinky! This is wrong.

If we run away, it would be wrong.

We've already messed up.

Anything more will just make it worse.

- Come! Let's go! - Let's not run away!

If we run away, it'll only take them two days to imprison us.

We'll be featured on the 'Crime Patrol'.

- Good lord! What have we done?! - Don't panic!

It's already done! Let's go!

God! No! If Sathe Sir's still alive, let's save his life.

We'll figure out the rest later.

- Hey Pakya! - Let's go!

Don't do this. Stop!

- What happened? - He's alive.

- He's alive. - Is he still breathing?

That's what 'He's alive' means, Miss Pinky!

Okay. Yeah.

Let's go! We'll take him to the hospital!

Yeah! Let's go! I'll get the rick!

Gosh!

Hey Pakya!

Going to the hospital means a police complaint.

Basya's men will finish us!

- Frigging hell! Don't know what to do! - Dammit! Stop!

I don't get a thing!

First, we'll take him back somehow.

I'll do something and get a doctor.

- Where to? - Argh!

- Gotcha! - Wait!

My PG doesn't allow men.

As if they'd allow Sathe there if he were a woman.

They say women are smart, and then there's you.

Let's take him to my room!

People in my lane would be asleep by now.

We'll be fine. Move the rick!

Not the rick, the body!

Just like I told you. There's not a soul around.

[INAUDIBLE CHATTER]

Whatever happened to have no soul around?

Wangdu, you managed to die with your sweater keeping you warm.

Where's the ambulance?

Is the ambulance getting here any time soon?

Pakya! Stop right there!

- Come here! - I'm coming.

Pakya!

Pakya, I see!

Wait right there.

Sir, his rick's here. We'll take the body in it.

Pakya!

Dude! What's happening here?

Our lane's Gurkha Wangdu?

He's dead. Batter dead.

- What?! - Yeah!

I kept telling him not to stay up all night and get some sleep.

Moron took my word seriously and took the permanent sleep.

Dumb drunkard!

Never mind.

We shouldn't discuss drunkards at night.

Dimwit! Aren't you drunk too?

Not at all.

Hey! Sister-in-law! She's here!

- Shut it now! - Why does she look angry?

- What did you do? - Pick him up. Carefully.

- Pakya! - Sir, I'm coming.

- Namaskara, Sir. - Be careful guys.

- You got here at the right time. - Hold him carefully!

What timing Pakya!

Isn't 12.30 A.M. not the right time to meet people?

Shut up and stand or I'll squeeze your garlic and make some kababs.

Been an hour and there's no ambulance around. Let's go now!

Hey! We'll take this corpse in your rick and take it to the hospital.

Our officer won't allow this in our jeep.

What's wrong? Why are you refusing?

- This corpse has got no one else. - Not happening!

Yes, Sir! We're not coming!

Why won't you?!

Give us two hundred rupees and we'll come.

Two hundred, right? Done. Let's go!

What?! No! Shut up, idiot!

- No? Okay no then! - We're not doing it.

- Three hundred and we'll do it. - Three hundred, right?

Why wait? We'll give it. Let's go.

Shut the hell up!

Sir, we're heading somewhere else.

- Why not? Where are you going? - Well... To the college.

- What will you do at this hour? - Dammit!

Not to the college. But the road to my college.

- I've a passenger waiting there. - The hospital's right on the way.

Drop us and go to college.

It's your aunt's birthday. She'll be waiting for me.

- My aunt? - Yeah. My wife.

Bloody hell!

You guys stay back and complete the Mahazar. Let's go.

- Let's get going now! - Sir, please. Let's not!

- Phew! - My god!

- Pakya, what's down there? - A body, Sir.

A body?!

Sir, this comedian's still cracking jokes in dark times.

- Let's go. - Get in, Ballolli.

Wangdu? Hey Wangdu.

[GIBBERISH]

He’s dead. You chatting with ghosts now?

Sir, drunkards are connected to the afterlife too.

You won't get it.

What brand booze did you drink to conk off?

- God! Careful! - Be slow! What's the hurry?

Ballolli, what are you trying to find between his legs?

Sir, between his legs, I felt a co..

Cork of a bottle and a faint smell.

So, was looking if he had a bottle in there.

What's that hard and round thing I'm feeling?

Whoa!

Found it, Sir!

Wangdu, thank you! Muah!

Happy Birthday to you!

Wangdu, farewell my friend.

We'll meet again soon.

ALL HAIL KING WANGDU!

This one's a dimwit chimp!

- Let's get inside. Lot of procedure's left. - I'll see you then.

Wait for us, Sir.

Pakya, what next?

Let's take Sathe to college. To the laboratory.

Have you lost it?

I thought about it all the way here.

That's our sole option. Nobody comes there anyways.

We need to do one thing before that.

What's wrong with you? Fever?

How long has it been?

- Since morning. - Okay. I'll prescribe a tablet for you.

Take this.

Madam! I need a help urgently!

What happened? Who's the patient?

Well.. It's really urgent! They'll die otherwise!

Goddess Yellavva! Who will?!

I mean.. her father!

- My father?! - Yes! Dammit! Your father!

- Yeah. My father! - We know for sure!

He sat in the wrong place and two nails struck him!

- God! Where did they strike him? - To the unspeakable place!

Did they go in deep?

Keep talking and it'll get worse!

Get all the operation tools you need and come with us!

I can't. The senior doctor isn't here.

Gosh!

Well, you're also a doctor, right?

Your name?

- Baby Badaladiri. - What a fabulous name!

Doctor Baby Babaladiri! Let's get going now!

Let's go, please?

They mock me, that I'm not a doctor.

Kid, she's no doctor.

Wait for the senior doctor.

She's a final-year medical student.

Compounders should stick to their jobs and let the doctor do theirs!

Else, patients will leave as corpses.

- Who's this dumbo? - Miss Baby. Let's go.

Show us what you're capable of.

- I'm a doctor too. - Good realisation.

Let me show you what I'm capable of.

Show us what you got!

- Goddess Yellavva! Protect us! - Oh sure. She will. Let's go.

They took Wangdu and left his legs behind.

Pakya, they forgot the legs.

Call them, let them take this along.

This batshit lunatic will get me jailed for sure!

Call them.

- GOD! - Put it back in there, moron!

Goddess Yellavva! Whose body is that?

It's nothing. Let's go.

I'm not coming. What are you guys doing?

I'm not in with the plan.

- Shut up and sit in the front. - What will you do with these legs?

[BABY CRYING IN THE RICK]

Madam, have you been kidnapped?

They say women look beautiful when they shut up.

See, you're the example for it.

Any way, I self Ballolli.

The light's on. God knows if the watchman's asleep or not.

[INAUDIBLE CHATTER]

Idiot! Quit babbling and come here!

Ballolli, go check if the watchman's awake.

If he's up, divert him and we'll get inside the college.

- Got it? - He didn't any f..

He didn't get shit!

I got it, Sister-in-law.

I shall go from here to there.

- God! - What comes after that?

You doofus!

If the watchman's up, show him the booze bottle to divert him.

We'll get inside the college, idiot!

- RIGHT SIR! - SHUSH!

Go now!

Pakya, how about I hoist this flag before...

- Shut the heck up and go do your job! - Fine!

Fine. I'll go. Right. Left.

We're definitely going to prison, Pakya.

- I'm going in now. - Sure. Go ahead.

[SNORING SOUNDS]

HEY! HE'S SNORING LIKE A MONSTER!

HOW DO I DIVERT HIM?!

- Good lord! - Wait up!

DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE!

If he's sleeping, let him be. Come back moron!

- Hey, Watchman! - We're dead! We're dead!

Useless watchman! Get up!

- WATCHMAN! - Who's it?

He's coming.

- Watchman! - What?!

Don't panic. Were you sleeping?

- I was man. - It's me. Ballolli.

Watchman, I've got some special booze for you.

- Why now at this hour? - I've got no company.

Loneliness.

I can't stand it.

Give me company.

Are you drinking with me or not?

Sure I will. Come on in.

Got some peanuts, don't you?

The work's mostly done, Miss.

What great booze!

Brilliant kick! Where did you get it from?

Our lane's Gurkha died.

I just picked it up from his pocket.

Poor man. How did he die?

Probably drank this and died.

Oh.

Don't stop. Move.

Please don't make any noise.

The booze is hitting me. Another peg for me.

- Move faster! - Give us a push.

God!

I can't do this anymore.

Goddess Yellavva!

Miss Baby, keep walking.

Keep moving. I'm with you.

- Whoa! Miss Baby! - God! I can't.

Ay Baby!

Move aside!

What's wrong, Miss Pinky? We're almost there.

- Didn't you hear me? - Okay. I'm moving.

Wait! Hold him!

- Man, why are you so heavy? - Hold this!

Miss Pinky, come help me or let the doctor help me.

- Shut up and walk. - God!

Miss Baby. Begin.

Miss Baby, please get going.

Sir, I'm no doctor.

I'm just final-year medical student.

Being a doctor isn't about a degree.

Everybody who saves a life is a doctor.

Do something now.

God! I don't know a thing about this.

- I beg you. Please let me go. - Miss Baby.

Consider this your first case.

Save the don. Become a doctor.

Quit holding hands for no reason.

Ay Baby! Are you putting up an act here?

Take out the two bullets from his bum and you'll be good.

Or else, another bullet from this pistol will enter your body.

Please don't do that. I'll do as you say.

- What's wrong with you? - I'll do it.

Look at her wail!

I was hoping to complete my degree and become a doctor.

I didn't expect to become an overnight doctor like this.

Don't get tensed please. You can do it.

Do something. You're a doctor. Come on.

Goddess Yellavva! Please save me!

The light's back. Yellavva is with you.

Get started. You can do it.

I told him where he can get a pistol.

The very next day Pakya got the pistol from Basya.

Pakya and my Sister-in-law, Pinky.

On this very terrace...

On this very terrace pointed a pistol at the seniors and threatened them.

End of the story.

Brother?

Brother? Hey brother!

Brother, are you dead too?

- Give me your mobile. - A mobile, okay?

What for?

Open YouTube for me!

- YouTube? What for? - Yes.

To watch an operation tutorial.

- God! We're done for! - What?!

Pakya, she'll get us killed.

You're killing me now!

Am I not trying to save a life?

I'm nervous.

Will you open YouTube or not?

Here. Take it.

Lady Google.

How to operate a bum?

Huh?! [IN UNISON]

Procedure of operating a bum.

Before we get into it, like, share and subscribe to our channel.

Start by picking up a sharp knife.

- Slowly, start cutting the buttocks... - PAKYA!

HEY PAKYA!

PAKYA! WHERE ARE YOU MAN?

- Hey! You moron, Ballolli! - Oho!

- You're up there? - Yes.

- What are you doing there? - Speak softly, idiot!

Shush!

What are you doing there? [SOFTLY]

Come up the stairs.

OKAY. I'M COMING UP THERE!

YOU..! Quit shouting!

- Found the bullet? - I didn't find it yet.

- Dig in deeper! You'll find it! - How much deeper do I go?

- Is it a pit to keep digging? - Not a pit. It's a bum.

It must have gone in deeper.

Cut off the top part.

You'll find it down there.

Whoa!

- Found it! - She found it.

- Goddess Yellavva! Thank you. - Thank Yellavva!

[SINGS LOUDLY]

You take the other bullet out now.

Found the other one too.

- Now stitch it up. - Pakya...

Who is he? Why is he sleeping like this?

- Why is it raining bullets from his bum? - You please continue.

Is that a bum or a bullet factory?

Country wants to know.

- Tell me... - Send him out or I'll shoot him.

Miss Pinky, if he gets out, we'll be in trouble.

He'll tell the world.

Ballolli, shut up and stay quiet for a while.

- Pakya? - Yeah?

You can’t even say what’s happening to your friend.

Am I a stranger to you now?

The bum got hit by two bullets. We're stitching it up now.

WOW!

Beautiful lady, I got a suggestion for you.

Make sure you only close the two cuts, not the third opening.

You'll end up closing the outlet too.

- It'll end up clogging. - Shush!

- You please stitch it up now. - Yeah. On it.

Friend, I'm getting bored.

Let me have another drink. You continue stitching.

He'll live, right?

Will.. will he make it?

- Yeah. He'll live. Maybe. - Maybe?

Take this. Give him these tablets once he's up.

- I'll go now. - These are the medicines.

Thank Goddess! It's done.

Whoa! Wait!

Why are you stopping me? My job's done, right?

- Let me go. I'll leave. - I can't let you out.

Listen, you and the Don seem to have some beef.

I’m out of it. Let me go.

- Please let me go. - What if you tell people?

I swear I won't tell anyone.

I'll keep my mouth...

I can't let you out. Don't shout now!

- Please co-operate. - Shut up! Sleep!

- Sleep! Shut your eyes! - Just sleep now.

Phew!

What next?

No sounds from in here will get out there.

Nobody will come here.

Tomorrow morning, let's fall at Sathe's feet.

If we look like good people to him, we mostly might make it out alive.

- You sure? - Yes.

You sleep. I'll be up.

Hey! Get the driver here!

- Boss! - Where did Boss go?

I really don't know.

I was waiting outside the club for Sathe Sir.

- Give me the keys. - Madam will scold me.

Just don't tell her.

Stop bothering me now. - Please listen to me.

Walk away man.

He was drunk, grabbed the keys from me and asked me to go home.

So, I left home.

Sister-in-law, why are you getting tensed now?

I'm very scared for him.

You don't cry. Am I dead?

Until I'm alive, nobody can touch Boss.

He must have gone on business.

Go on inside. Don't worry now.

I'll bring Boss back.

- He'll be fine. - AYE!

- Everybody listen! - Listen up!

There's information that Boss is mostly in Bengaluru or Mysuru.

Call your contacts.

Also, call every tiny or big enemies of ours.

No matter who they are, I won't breathe easy until I kill them all.

If anybody returns before we've found Boss,

I'll slaughter each and everyone of you.

Get going now!

'Mission Boss Sathe' begins!

YES! [IN UNISON]

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Who gave you the information that Boss Sathe's in Bengaluru or Mysuru?

- There's more to that. - What?

What cunning scheme have you cooked up, Boss?

The number one Big Boss.

The don. Who is it?

- Boss Sathe! - You...!

It's me, you idiot!

Who's the new don of Bijapura?

This Basanth Sathe!

- Who is it? - Open the door!

It's me!

I asked you to thrash my father and you guys are snogging in here?

- We made a small mistake! - You made a big one!

Instead of thrashing my father, you shat all over the plan!

My father woke me up in sleep and spanked my bum left, right and center.

- Look here! - We went behind your father.

- SATHE! - Huh?

Yes. That's Sathe.

S.. S.. Sathe!

OH MY GOD!

That's Sathe, Pakya!

Why is he sleeping here?

- Why is he sleeping like this? - What happened was...

Why is there plaster on his bum?

Did you beat him up?

There was a small scuffle and we shot Sathe by mistake.

So, we got him to college to operate on him.

It was a mistake. That's all - That's all?

She shot him and that's all?

Is he dead?!

If he's dead, we're as good as dead!

Idiots! You shot a don!

Does he not remember anything from last night?

- He's like this when he's drunk. - Sister-in-law? Is he dead?

Who the heck's your Sister-in-law?

Stop it and tell me what's happening here!

Paapya! You mentioned your father.

Where did he drop from?

He's Sathe. My father's his driver.

Rascal! Why didn't you tell us before?

If I'd told you, you would've pissed your pants and not done my job.

- That's why I didn't tell you. - Paapya, you're responsible too!

You drop the fart and I get the blame?

If my name comes out...

- I'll leak the video. - You blockhead!

- God! Don't hit me! - Bring that here!

- Don't! - I will!

I saw you shoot at the seniors, and I'm sure you shot Sathe too!

Who the hell told you that she shot Sathe?

I pulled the trigger! Remember this, Paapya!

Speak of it again and I'll shoot you too, Paapya!

- Pakya, was it you? - Yes. I did!

Miss Pinky did nothing.

I shot Sathe! Make a mental note of this!

Should've thrashed you, not your father!

Say what you want, I'm not sparing Pinky.

Gag him I say!

Shut your mouth until Sathe recovers fully!

You're not going anywhere.

Ballolli, I'll return after dropping Miss Pinky to the PG.

Handle this moron until then.

Let's go.

- Hey! - Yuck! Disgusting people.

Dammit!

Pakya! What are you doing?

Quiet! Don't let them doubt us.

Look how disgustingly they're on each other!

They won't be done any time soon. Let's come back later.

The thing is...

I'll call you from the PG. Pick me up from there.

Two more seconds and I...

I'm ready. Get here soon.

- Now? - Yes.

I'm coming right away.

[VOICE ECHOING]

Miss Pinky! Why are you standing there?

Don't commit suicide. I'm here for you!

Shush! Go over there!

- But why? - Just go!

Okay. Fine.

I'm here. What is it?

Shush! Ear against the wall.

Okay.

- Can you hear me? - TELL ME!

Shut up. Sit.

Okay.

- Don't talk. - Okay.

This is one thing I like.

You do everything I ask you to.

Asked you to beat up the seniors.

You agreed.

- Asked for a pistol. - You did.

Then wanted to threaten someone.

You agreed.

I fired the pistol.

Why didn't you agree with that?

- Why did you take the blame? - Well...

You said 'I love you'.

I said 'No'.

Does that mean you don't love me?

- Hey! - Are you okay with that?

I'm not okay with that.

I also wish to madly love someone.

If I'm falling madly in love, it should be with you.

I feel shy to look at you and tell you.

Hey! Don't wonder how a tomboy could feel shy.

I do.

So, Pakya...

I love you.

WHOA! MISS PINKY! I LOVE YOU TOO!

I LOVE YOU TOO!

Since childhood, I’ve told myself that if I ever had someone of

my own, I’d love them madly enough for the whole world to know.

Now that I have you, this local boy from Bijapura,

will love you till you’ve had enough.

We just started and you already want to lock lips?

Oh no! This is something I've been wishing for all my life!

Nope.

If you really want to...

You can kiss me here.

One right here. Please?

It's okay.

I’m glad you gave me some space.

♪ Now this is for sure ♪

♪ Our love has begun ♪

♪ Swear on Gol Gumbaz, I’m yours ♪

♪ Now this is for sure ♪

♪ I’m now in love ♪

♪ Swear on Gol Gumbaz, I’m yours ♪

♪ This heartbeat refuses to stop ♪

♪ Lub-dub goes my first flutter for you ♪

♪ What do you have to say for this, Lass? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Now this is for sure ♪

♪ Our love has begun ♪

♪ Swear on Gol Gumbaz, I’m yours ♪

♪ The whack of attraction ♪

♪ Has sent me tumbling, hold me somehow ♪

♪ Don’t stand apart ♪

♪ It bothers me ♪

♪ There lies the waist of beauty ♪

♪ I shall pinch it, accept me, O' your mine ♪

♪ Why do you feel so coy, my lass? ♪

♪ Lend me those lips and save my life ♪

♪ Embrace me, O' come here ♪

♪ Why are you running? ♪

♪ This soothing itch is slowly killing me ♪

♪ You surely are the reason for my death ♪

♪ Why, O' lass, do you haunt me like this? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Now this is for sure ♪

♪ Our love has begun ♪

♪ Swear on Gol Gumbaz, I’m yours ♪

♪ Now this is for sure ♪

♪ I’m now in love ♪

♪ Swear on Gol Gumbaz, I’m yours ♪

♪ This heartbeat refuses to stop ♪

♪ Lub-dub goes my first flutter for you ♪

♪ What do you have to say for this, Lass? ♪

Pakya?

- Pakya. - Yeah?

- Pakya! - Yeah?

PAKYA!

What happened?! Weren't we in Bahrain?!

How many times do I call you?

Didn't I ask you to pick me after an hour?

- Oh yeah! - Are out here dreaming?!

We've tied up the don! Are you in your senses?

- Are you out here doing nude dance? - Nude?!

I'm wearing the undies. Why are you scolding me?

What else? How dare you take credit?

- What?! - I shot the don!

- Why did you take it upon you?! - Oy! I was trying to save you!

From whom?! Paapya?

Is he the Mayor or the CM?

And this man tells him that he did it all!

Are you trying to impress me?!

Miss! I meant it! Hear it out again!

You go back to Hubballi!

Whether the don runs away or lives, you have got nothing to do with it.

Don't think of coming back.

I was born here, I'll die here.

No matter what happens, it's on me.

- Don't ruin you life. Go. - I'm not the one to go away.

I'm staying and we'll end this together.

God! Don't do this! You leave.

I'm not trying to impress you. My love for you is pure.

Say the word 'love' again...!

- I will. - What?!

I will! What will you do?

If you're adamant about leaving town, why shouldn't I do the same?

I will continue loving you.

You know what a great dream I had?

You kissed me all over the face.

I'm not going to stop until our lips lock!

It's decided!

I'll slipper you to death!

So be it! I will love you!

Make love to yourself.

I'll go by myself and resolve all of this.

All this talk about yourself, how do you plan to have kids by yourself?

Why am I here?

Pinky darling, wait for me!

Miss Pinky, let’s live like a couple, side by side, life will be great.

Say what you want until don's bum is repaired.

I'll shoot your bum next.

Sure. My bum's yours. Yours is mine.

- Oh no! - Pakya!

Hey Pakya!

- Pakya, come here. - Sir.

- Namaskara, Sir. - Told you.

Not to tie up the don in the college.

Like you would take him to your PG.

Sir?

Have you seen their faces?

Poor guy. How did it happen?

Enough with the act.

I know who did it.

- You do? - Hey!

Your Beedi Basya might be the don of the city, but not of this college.

How dare he beat up my college students?

Look! They've been beaten up black and blue.

He's in depression now.

Keep using his name to influence things your way or beat up people...

One fine day, this college will rise against him. Beware!

Go tell him that. This is my warning!

If ever I spot Basya, I'll finish him.

Have you looked in the mirror?

Boy's got no teeth but wants to grunt out loudly!

[BALLOLLI CHOKING] Who are you?!

Who the hell are you guys?!

- Oh God! No! - Pakya! Pakya!

Please let him go!

Sir, this was all a mistake.

This wasn't done intentionally.

Listen to me. Please, Sir!

- Bastards! Who are you all?! - We.. We are no one.

I'll kill you!

- Who sent you?! - Let him go!

- Why did you shoot me? - Let him go!

- Sir, don't do this! - Hold him down!

Not from the front! From the back!

LET ME GO! [MUFFLED VOICE]

Tape his mouth!

Ballolli, let's get Sathe sir to relax?

Drink this up. Go on.

Enough man!

Sir, relax and drink it, okay?

- We didn't know your poison is. - So, I got mine.

Manage with this for now.

Also, we tore your Dhoti.

- So, we got you a new one. - A silk dhoti.

- A new one. - Brand new one!

- Sir, we're young kids. - ARGH!

We made a small.. Wait! Don't!

We made two small mistakes. By mistake.

You're the elder one. Please forgive us.

- We're sorry, Sir. - This wasn't our fault.

That Paapya, over there!

Yes! Him! Drag that tiny chilly here!

His father's your driver.

Instead of him, we beat you up.

- Paapya, tell him! - Sir, he's Paapya!

He wants you to open the tape.

- Do it. - Yeah, right!

Open it and he'll scream.

No, Sir. I'm not trusting you.

Miss Pinky, looks like he wants to scratch his mouth.

Let's open it.

- PAKYA, DON'T! - Trust me. It's okay.

Sir, I'm trusting you.

Please don't cheat us.

Sir, what happened?

- What day is it today? - Saturday.

- Nah man! It's a Sunday. - How is it a Sunday?

- The college is open. - It's mostly a Monday.

- Tell me the right thing! - Sir, Madam was right.

- Ballolli, it's not Monday. - It is a Monday today.

- How do you know? - It's Thursday. Go on.

Thursday. I told you.

When did you?

- I just did. Didn't I? - Open the calendar.

SHUT UP!

I'M THE DAMN DON!

- You trying to make a fool of me? - God! No!

Let me go! I need to go somewhere urgently!

Maybe he wants to poo. Let him go.

Shut your mouth!

Sir, like we mentioned before, we're not letting you go from here.

No. I HAVE to go.

I won't harm anybody.

- Nothing doing. - It's very important!

- I have to go. - Not happening, Sir.

Whatever that is, we'll do it for you.

We will do it.

No. None of you can do it.

It has to be me.

No! Don't! Fine! Okay!

Okay. You do it!

You guys can do it for me.

- But nobody should know. - What's the job, Sir?

Well...

- Who's your leader? - He is.

- Who? - This guy, Sir.

It's him, Sir.

The rest of you come this side.

- But sir, why? - Send them!

You guys wait there for a while.

Drag this guy back there!

- Tell me, Sir. - The thing is...

The thing is...

- You need to go to Bagalkote. - And?

Hurry up, Sir.

- It's a private matter. - Private?

Do you have a keep in Bagalkote?

- What! No! No! - Go on then, Sir.

- You need to bring a report. - What report, Sir?

It is the...

- Hurry up. - A test report.

What test report is it?

- Looks like you won't tell... - A SPERM REPORT!

A sperm report.

- Sperm report. - What's that?

Oh!

There's a pistol with no bullets.

[EVERYBODY LAUGHS IN UNISON]

You're called the don of Bijapura, but your own pistol...

Silence! Silence everyone!

That is why I'm getting the test done!

Nothing has been proven yet!

Laugh again and I'll destroy everyone of you.

My wife said the same, and she got an earful from me!

Well.. You're not okay with adopting a child.

I let the idea go.

All these years, I've got myself tested around 8-10 times.

Till date, all the tests have had negative reports.

I got tested recently.

The problem is...

Maybe if you could also get tested once..?

Witch! Stop the car!

You doubt my ability?

I won't spare you! I'll kill you!

To make sure nobody finds out...

I took her to the neighbouring city and got myself tested.

I want to know what's in the report.

Tomorrow at 8 A.M. they'll give it out.

Before my wife takes it, I want you to collect it.

You've got a great story.

We'll get it for sure!

- But... - But what?!

After we get you the report, you have to forget all about us.

We never met you.

This whole fiasco with the pistol never happened.

That’s how you’ll act your whole life.

Okay.

If ever go back on your words...

Don't forget that we'll have a copy of the report.

I’ll tell the world that the mighty don went to get his sperm tested.

I'll let the world know!

Your reputation will go for a toss.

Make sure you also remember.

If my wife or anybody else gets their hands on the report...

I'll kill all five of you with a single bullet.

Okay, Sir.

Miss Pinky, how's the deal? Good?

- Okay. - Sir, consider the deal done.

- Ballolli, take care of the done. - Sure.

He's our guest from today.

Let's go.

Sir, is this test limited to your age, or can we try it too?

Was only asking for information, Sir.

I've only given urine tests all my life.

Boss, told you right? I was in Mumbai.

So, I couldn't kill Sathe as you told me to.

I let you go that day so you can kill my brother Sathe.

If you didn't kill him, where did my brother go?

Is he alive or dead?

If he's alive, my dream of becoming the don is dead, idiot!

- You've ruined it, scoundrel! - No, Sir! I'll do it!

Why did you let him go?

- He's a nutjob! - Basya!

Well.. That.. Hey!

What have they done to my brother? Tell me!

- Where has he gone?! Tell me! - Oh God!

- My beloved brother! - Basya!

Sister-in-law?

What brings you here?

Walk away now!

A week ago, I asked your brother something insensitive and hurt him.

I think, I know where he's gone.

Where is he, Sister-in-law?

In Bagalkote.

How much longer?

- You don't get tensed. - I'm not tensed!

If we get Sathe his report, our troubles are over.

And then I'll have all the time in the world to love you.

I'm a part-time criminal and a part-time lover now.

Manage a bit, please?

Mention love again and I'll become a full-time criminal and kill you.

Stop blabbering nonsense!

I don't know how we're taking the report.

Get dressed up like Sathe's wife.

Instead of Sathe, we'll just collect the report as his wife.

- Easy! - I don't know how to wear a saree.

Since you've the experience of draping saree on a lot of women...

Drape one around me too.

What a bumper offer you've offered me!

They say touch helps in strengthening love!

But.. I'm not draping your saree.

The day you scream out "I love you, Pakya!" and give me a kiss

on the lips in front of the seven-wonders of the world,

I'll apply make-up on your face and drape a saree.

Until then, drape it yourself!

ARGH!

[IMITATES PINKY]

I'll drape it myself and get the report by myself!

Enough with me and myself, Pinky partner.

Say "I love you" and I'll drape it beautifully.

Give me a kiss, my soul! [IN HINDI]

Wait a minute, Madam.

Don't get angry. I'm coming.

Bagalkot! Bagalkot! Bagalkot!

Wow! You look so pretty!

My evil eye might fall on you.

My golden fruit!

Shut up and walk.

You didn't drape my saree, right?

You'll have it from me.

Come on, Miss Pinky.

- Madam, listen. - Go on.

I needed a report.

I need a report. [IN A GRUFF VOICE]

- Give me the bill. - Erm...

Well.. we forgot the bill.

The report belongs to Sathe. Look it up.

I can't hand out people's reports. Who is Sathe?

Well, he didn't come.

So, I brought his wife here.

Why is her face masked?

[PINKY COUGHS]

- I've got Corona. - Who are you?

- Don't you know me? Basya. - His elder brother.

- The younger one. - Not the elder one?

- You don't know much. - I've got doubts about you.

- Don't say that. - People are waiting. Move.

- Madam, it'll be right here. - Told you I can't give it you! Move!

I'm Basya! Basya Sathe! I'm a dangerous man!

- Give me the damn report! - You think I care?!

Do you care enough now?!

- Give us the report! - Why take out the gun?!

Raise it! I mean your hands!

Silence everyone. Nobody will speak a word.

Did you get it? Okay then.

Run!

Who are these idiots?

Dammit! Idiot!

Got a brick in your eyes?

Really? You got a brick in your eyes?

Not a brick! It's his di.. Shut up!

What happened?

Hurry up! They're here already!

The rick isn't starting! God!

Really?! Now?!

Somebody pointed a pistol and ran with a report!

- Whose report?! - Some Sathe!

Sathe?!

That's your brother's report. Nab them!

It's brother's report! Nab them!

It's his brother's report! Go nab them!

His brother's report! Nab them!

You and your ride are useless. Run.

People will misunderstand that.

Guys! Nab her first! Don't let her go!

Keep running!

This way!

Hey! She's right here!

Man, she's right there. Run!

Miss Pinky! Wait!

Grab her! Don't let her get away!

- God! No! - Where did they go?

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

All these men can't catch a woman? Get her!

The bullets are firing in the air, and my pants are getting wet.

- I need to take a piss now. - Hey!

Do humans also come with road breakers here?

Quit running like kids! Hurry up!

Good god!

- Boss, run! - I can't!

- Hurry up! - I badly need to pee!

- Pee right here! - Go and get her!

Damn! Moving it is making me leak!

Gosh!

Pakya! What brings you here?

Finish the job. Don't worry.

Also, did you see a boy and a girl run this way?

I didn't.

The boy was wearing a top like yours and the girl was wearing an Ilkal saree.

I didn't see anyone.

Tell me if you see them.

So, how's Nimona?

Boss, I've got a bus to catch.

Can't miss it. I'll tell you next time, okay?

Finish this job. I'll drop you in my car!

Let us together find the girl.

Oy moron!

Pakya! That's her!

Get her! Run!

Where the hell did she go?

[MEN CONTINUE CHASING]

- Hey! She's right here! - Run! Keep running!

- Run faster! - What are you saying?!

- Boss! I meant you! Run! - Hurry! Get her!

Stop shouting and run!

GOOD LORD! I'M DEAD!

- You stay! I'll get her! - What the hell!

My back's broken! Bloody hell!

[MEN CONTINUE CHASING]

- Run! - Get her!

Hey! Come at me!

You moron!

Get her!

[COMMOTION ENSUES]

Grab her!

You think you can get hold of me?!

- Where will you run now? - Try getting away now.

Don't let her get away.

Hey! Gosh! No!

Move aside.

Got her saree!

Time for your disrobing, eh?

Try running away now!

Who is this? Let me go!

- Found him! - Let me you blind duffer!

Let me go! It's me, Pavya!

Run!

Run away!

- Hey Pakya! - Boss?

- Wait for me. - She ran that way!

- Get her! - Let her go as she pleases.

Pakya, we'll look later.

- I need to pee. Give me company. - Me?

Pleasure. The ultimate pleasure.

Why are you just standing? Starting peeing!

Well.. I don't feel like it.

Hold it in your hand! It'll come on its own. Pee away!

Pakya, why did you chase me with that doofus?

- Sathe will be waiting for us. Hurry! - Don't stop! Run!

Gosh!

Hey Pakya! Why is she talking to you?!

OH GOD!

Now run! Let's get out of here!

- I'm right here! Come to me! - Boss?!

Boss! What happened?

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

I'll kill Pakya! I won't spare him!

I'll kill them both with my own hands!

GOD NO!

Pinky partner, I hope you're not hurt right.

Moron! They’re trying to kill me, and you’re bonding over a piss break?!

Lady, she's Sathe's younger brother, Basya!

He's a don too.

That is who I got you a pistol from.

Since they started firing bullets, I couldn't take it.

So, I had to pee.

- So?! Why pee with him? - The situation was such.

- What do I do? - What do you mean?

Is my life more important or your piss?

Come on! How can you say that?

Not like I can scold or beat up my piss not to come, right?

Let it go. Our plan got ruined!

Give me the report.

- I lost it somewhere. - What?!

What do you mean what?! You saw them chasing me!

- I lost it while running! - Oh God!

Remember where you dropped it?

Somewhere there. How can I remember?

You say it like it’s nothing. – How else should I say it?

How can we talk if you get angry, scold or point a pistol every time?

The report was lost. End of discussion.

Tell me what next!

Do you have any seriousness at all?

He's Marthand Sathe. THE Marthand Sathe.

He's committed 32 murders!

This report was our gate pass from all our troubles.

You think he'll spare us if we return without it?

What will he do? Run? Haven't we tied him up?

How long will we tie him? Are you in your senses at all?

No seriousness at all. Just one crazy thing after another.

You could have just threatened the seniors. But you pulled a pistol.

You fired a bullet in the college!

And you took up the deal to threaten Paapya's father so casually.

Bloody hell!

Blame our fate and we got Sathe. You shot him too!

You pointed a pistol at the doctor lady.

And now? As if we were robbing a bank in another city, you pointed a pistol to get the report.

Do you not realise what a dangerous situation we're in?

- I know it better than you. - You think life’s all fun?

Yeah. Life’s about having fun.

What’s the point of being so serious?

I wouldn’t have loved you, if I knew you were this twisted.

I’m straight forward.

You and this world are twisted.

Always talking about love. Got an itch or what?

- I’ll get you jailed if you keep this up. - Never again.

I now know love is a scam. Thanks to you.

I thought I'll love you and change this madness in you!

Never mind! Old habits really don't die!

- Who are you to change me? - Miss Pinky!

I will stay mad like this!

There's a lot of people who never adjusted to me.

But I don't care!

I.. I might be an orphan. I don't wish to die as one.

I told myself I’d live a good life without any problems after meeting you.

But living with you means only thing.

More problems.

I don't want that.

I don't wish to die like a coward like you.

I'll tell you something.

Listen carefully.

You.. are a coward! Miss Pinky.

A bloody coward! Say it after me!

All you do is chant about love.

Tomorrow, if I’m facing death, you’ll just stand there looking for help.

But you won't save me.

Even if you live long, you’ll live like a coward.

Even if I live a day, I’ll make the rest tremble.

Who are you to leave me?

I will leave you and walk away!

Bassu.. who were those people?

Any clue about your brother?

HEY!

Bassu?

Woman, I spared you all these days because you fed me.

But I shall not spare your husband.

No matter where he's hiding. I'll find him and kill him.

Bassu, why are you being like this?

This is how I've been.

This is how I will live.

From today, I am the don of Bijapura!

Not your husband.

Move aside!

Hey! Get in the car!

As if he can drive the damn car!

♪ She posed, she gave her number ♪

♪ Our doctor baby took a bullet out from under ♪

♪ All thanks to a YouTube tutorial ♪

L. Sing something from l.

♪ Ley! You proud brat, just like your proud father! ♪

Whoa! Keep it coming.

[CONTINUES SINGING]

- Did you get the report? - We didn't get the report!

- Forget it! - What do you mean?

- I hope my wife didn't find it. - I don't know.

Listen carefully!

I've got nothing to do with this gang.

You and Pakya can go to hell.

Don't ever mess with me. I won't spare you!

Hey! Girl! Wait!

Stop! Where are you going man?

What's going on here?!

Sister-in-law, stop!

Call me that again and I'll punch you!

P.. P.. Where's Pakya?

Go and ask him!

I told you, I'm done with you all!

Get lost!

I won't spare Pakya! Mark my words!

I don’t know what mess they made with the report.

Hey! You both help me! We'll escape from here.

- I won't harm you! - Don't do this!

Hey! You're my driver's son, right?

Your father's a very loyal man.

Not once have I troubled him.

But if you don't help me get out now...

You and your father who made the mistake of

giving birth to you, I will find you and kill you.

- I'll slaughter you! - Hey! Don't!

- Untie me! - Don't do it man!

Don't do it dude!

Hey! Shut up! Silence!

Untie me!

Untie me now!

Sir, stop moving around!

- Oh God! No! - Sir, your wound hasn't healed.

- Sir, wait. Don't do this. - God! No!

OH MY GOD!

Girl, thanks for removing the bullet.

Sir, please don't run away! Wait!

Paapya, let me go! You'll have it from me!

Don't stop him!

Madam, what happened? Why are you sitting here?

Avva, it's me Pakya.

I dropped you in the rick, remember?

To the pharmacy.

- Why are you sitting here? - Pakya?

My husband's missing.

- Have you seen him? - I...

I haven't.

But why are you sitting here?

Why don't you go home.

What's the point?

Bassu.. I believed he loved his elder brother with all his life.

But now?

He's waiting with bated breath to kill his own brother!

How do I live without him?

If he dies...

I'll die too.

Avva, please don't say such things.

Don't mind me.

He's a big don. He's killed many men.

He is violent and abusive.

Yet, you are yearning for him?

Even if he's a ruthless man, but I'll always be with him.

I loved him and got married to him.

He's my life.

Our relationship has a lot of anger and fights.

But beyond that, there's love.

Love triumphs it all.

Is a relationship bigger than love?

Pakya, relationships stand on love.

I'll think of you as my own son.

Find him wherever he is.

Save his life, my son.

Avva...

You don't worry.

- I'll make sure you meet him soon. - For real?

- Pakya! Sathe ran! - What?!

- He ran away! - Be serious!

Why would I joke about it?

Where are you? Get here soon!

Avva, you wait. I'll bring him.

You just promised to take me to him.

He just ran away! I need to find him first.

I'll find him and bring him. You wait.

What happened? Tell me everything!

Pakya, Sathe knows us all now.

How do I live without my father?

So.. Pakya, I'm sorry.

Never mind, Paapya.

- Where did Sathe go? - He kept mumbling about a factory.

Ballolli, I'll see you guys there.

Okay.

Sire, come this way.

Move or you'll end up burning your bum!

Let go of my collar.

There's more to see in this world.

Hey Pavya!

Somebody's tied me up. Untie me.

Oh Sathe! Relax! - Hey!

You dare call me by name?! - Yep.

Getting cockier by the day, huh? - Yep yep!

Let Basya come. You'll have it. - Who? Basanna?

Here he comes.

Basya!

Hey! Get me my wooden chair!

Boss, couldn't find a wooden chair... - You moron!

Who do you think I am?

The don! Hey!

I'm the new don of Bijapura!

At least now get me the wooden chair I've asked for.

Fear me a little.

We got Sathe sitting on the wooder chair...

Oh! Wait! Brother Sathe!

You had to show the gun to get this chair.

Basya! What is this new act of yours?!

You killed a don and stole his title of the don.

I've now taken your path. That's it.

You mean to say...

Are you going to kill me?! - Yes! I will kill you!

Basya! - AYE!

Not just Basya!

I'm don Basya!

Hey Pavya! - Boss?

Get the report here. - Sure, Boss.

All these years, you kept strutting around Bijapura as the only man around.

Poor people don't know.

That there's no bullet in your pistol.

Take a look at this yourself!

Basya!

This is a matter of our family and reputation.

Don't humiliate me in front of strangers.

It's wrong. - SHUT UP!

Brother...

It's my time to sit on this chair.

Any last wishes?

Five!

I'm very scared of pistols.

I don't care who else dies.

I shouldn't die, Ballolli.

Four!

Tomorrow, if I’m facing death, you’ll just stand there looking for help.

But you won't save me.

Three!

Pakya, relationships stand on love.

Two.

You.. are a coward! Miss Pinky.

A bloody coward!

I'll think of you as my own son.

Save his life, my son.

One.

Who cut the power? – Who switched off the lights?!

Somebody check what happened!

If you've got the ball, come out and fight us!

I'm here!

My my! It's Pakya!

Are you here too?

This is perfect, I tell you!

Pavya, today's a great day for me. - But why, Boss?

All of my preys are coming in search of me!

Let go of Sathe Sir.

I won't trouble you. I'll walk away.

Today is the day you die!

Man's getting cocky!

Make sure you beat him black and blue!

Pakya, don't be scared.

We'll kill you before you know it.

Who told you that I'm scared?!

Huh?

Let's go.

[PAKYA SCREAMS IN PAIN]

Pakya! - Pakya! [IN UNISON]

Pakya, what happened?

Pakya... - You'll be fine.

Pakya! - Miss Baby.

Pakya, don't be scared. Move a little.

Pakya! Pakya wake up! Look here!

I'm okay.

Miss Baby. Check on Pakya. - Pakya.

It's nothing. I'm fine. - Okay.

Doctor, do something.

Don't worry. You'll be fine. I'm here.

We need some things to remove the bullet.

Let's go and get it.

Let's go. - Ballolli.

You go. Don't stay here.

But why?

I got you into trouble for no reason.

I'll do something and end this.

You leave. Now! - Shut up now!

Is this how you treat your friend?

When we were kids, we've washed each other's bums.

We're in danger now. We'll resolve it.

Come what may. If I'm meant to die, I'll die with you.

I'll follow you to hell, moron!

Why? You don't think we'll go to heaven?

We're mad troublemakers man!

No doubt. Hell it is.

Don't get worried now. Nothing will happen to me.

You go now.

Die without me and I'll come and kill you all over again.

Okay. - Get going now.

Miss Baby, let's go and get whatever you need to operate on him.

Hey Sir!

Let me go! - Let go of the gun!

I need to die! - Let the gun go, Sir!

I don't need this disgusting life.

There's nothing worth living for.

I just saw your friend.

I saw how much he loved you.

But Basya? He's my own blood! My brother!

He's waiting to kill me.

What should I love for? - What do you mean?

Did I save you from Basya for you to die here?

How many times do I save you?

I've given my word to your wife. That I'll take you to her.

My wife? Where is she?

In Bagalkote.

She's out on the streets crying for you.

Wait! I'll call her over. Fix everything.

No. Don't call her.

All my life I've boasted about being a man.

My Avva, my wife.

I've been beating my chest in front of all the women in my life.

I've spat on them!

Sir, during my time as a guide, I’ve told and heard countless stories.

Nobody's life is perfect.

Every street in Bijapura.

Gol Gumbaz, Ibrahim Roza, Bara Kamaan. All of them...

Were built by men.

But they were all built, for their women.

For love.

We need to show our devotion to a woman.

Not our might.

Those who do are the real men.

All did, except for one.

Let me tell you his story in short.

An army general was about to fight a war.

He had over 60 wives.

When he learnt that he would die in the battle...

"If I'm not alive, why should my 60 wives live?", he thought.

He killed all of his 60 wives.

He died too.

You see the graves in front of you?

Sath Kabar.

These sixty graves belonged to his wives.

The day the lunatic general killed his wives...

His manliness also died.

Ever since I got married, I’ve never once thought of my wife.

All my life, I’ve gone around boasting that I’m a don, a great man.

I kept insulting her for not bearing me a child.

I've troubled her a lot.

I shouldn't any more.

If you’re finally concerned for her, you’re already half a better human than you were.

Children are born out of love.

Not pistols.

Take this. Call her.

But, I...

Sir...

I said unforgivable things to a girl and lost her.

It hurts a lot.

All my life, I've fought for a family.

Right when I found it...

I kicked it away.

She'll never become mine.

I'm an orphan all over again.

Don't make the same mistake.

Once loses to win in a relationship.

I've learnt it the hard way.

Take my phone. Call her now.

Hello? - Avva, it's me, Pakya.

Pakya, did you find him?

Where is he?

Hello, dear?

Where are you? How are you?

Where did you go?

Hope you're okay?

I.. I am fine. - Really?

I'm at Sath Kabar, with Pakya.

Come here. Don't tell anyone.

All I wanted to hear was that you're fine.

I'm on my way now.

Two bullets in my bum is what it took for me to finally realise.

I know better now. I’m done with this idea of manliness.

All I want is to be a good husband. - Bloody hell you're right!

This is what was needed, Sir.

Pakya...

You’re no longer an orphan.

You’re Sulochana Marthanda Sathe’s son.

Really? - Yes!

And amidst all this, you became a father.

Thank you, Sir.

Pakya, I'm heading to the police station.

But why?

I'll get you arrested.

Woman, everything is okay now. - I don't believe you.

I'll lodge a complaint on you and Sathe.

Miss Pinky, don't think of the police now.

Let's live happily. A lot has happened.

I don’t want your sorry. I won’t rest until you’re jailed.

You're not getting it! Goddess Yellavva!

Whoa?! Yellavva?

Did you manage to woo Baby too?

I knew something was off.

No. Nothing like that. Sathe won't trouble us anymore.

Miss Pinky, he adopted me. He's now my father.

Are you the Don's son now?

I'll make sure you end up in jail.

Don't follow me. - Just listen to me. God!

Wait. I'm coming.

Let's talk it out.

Miss Pinky! - I'll see you in the station.

Wait! Don't go to the station!

Miss Pinky. I knew you would return.

Ours is pure love.

Don't feel shy now!

Hey! He's here too!

You won't get away this time. - Where did you find him?!

Hurry up!

You walk around with danger! - Now go! Hurry!

Quick! - Oh God!

Get behind them! Don't let them get away!

Pakya, ride faster! - I'm doing just that!

Pakya, blood?! What happened?

Not like you care.

You left. Why did you return?

I wouldn't have if I didn't love you.

All lies! You came because I mentioned jail!

Hey! What have I done to go to prison?

Forgot all the fights? - I'm sorry.

I won't fight anymore, okay? - You have to fight!

You have to fight with me all our lives.

You just said something else. - And I'm saying this now.

It's all a lie. You don't love me.

Who said so? - You did. On that day.

I’ll say I love you. Just say yes.

Bloody Basya!

How dare you disturb us? Don't you see us talking?

Miss Pinky. You were saying something.

Please continue?

You said you're scared of pistols?

That was back then. Now is a different story.

Forget that.

You said something about love.

Please go on.

Please? - I love you.

Oh god! - Who shot you?!

Basya!

Bloody Basya! How dare you shoot my guy?

Take this!

You're awesome!

Pakya? - Yeah?

I'm sorry.

I'm the one who's sorry. I'll now have fun with life.

No. You were right.

One needs to take life seriously.

Nah! One shouldn't be so serious.

No. Life is all about seriousness.

Life should be fun.

Look ahead and ride!

Careful, Miss Pinky.

Whose gun is this? - Must be Sathe's from that night.

We dumped him in the back. - Take it.

[BASYA SCREAMING AT THE BACK]

Oh God!

He's driving slower than a rick!

Drive faster!

Get them! - Pakya!

[OVERLAPPING SCREAMS]

What is this black banana doing here?

Story for another time.

Beat him up!

Get out!

Miss Pinky! This won't get resolved easily.

Watch what I do now!

It was right here.

Did it hit them?

Switch gears faster! Hit the accelearator!

Go for the sixth gear! - I've maxed out.

Want me to go reverse? - No thanks.

Shall I? - Hey!

Boss, he's behind.

Forget him. He'll get us killed.

Leave me behind and you'll all die.

My aim used to be like Arjuna’s. I don’t know why I can’t shoot now.

Stop hitting me. I'll lose my cool!

Idiot!

You chimp! - Why are you stopping?

They're getting away!

Are you a Sathe or dumb latte?!

Go screw yourself! Get lost! - Come back!

We're out of bullets! - Really?!

Miss Pinky, I'll end this right where it started.

Watch what I do.

Hey Ballolli? - Yeah, Pakya?

Tell me, Ballolli? Really?

Can anybody go against a don and live?

You're anyway going to die.

Now tell me, dear. Who am I?

The new don of Bijapura!

Sounds like an old dialogue.

He talks a lot, doesn't he, Pakya?

So do you, moron!

If you're Bijapura's don, I'm Bijapura's king!

Behind me is a big army.

What? An army?

There's barely eight of them and you call it an army?

[CROWD RUNNING]

Students, run!

Today, we'll trash Beedi Basya!

If Beedi Basya continues to beat up people...

One fine day, this college will rise against him. Beware!

Go tell him that. This is my warning!

How dare he hit us?

If ever I spot Basya, I'll finish him.

Saw that, doofus?

The entire college is pissed with you.

If I say so...

P.. P.. Pakya!

I'll marry Nimona and become an international don.

I swear I won't harm you.

Who will you marry? - Nimona.

Your face! She's already married.

Hey! Who's Nimona?

I'll tell you later.

The guy who was with her? He was her husband.

Husband? Marriage? Are you messing with me?

Hey! Do you also have a report?

Now, two bullets will pierce your bum.

Once they do, if you ask us to get some report, we don't have the time.

The two of us still have a lot of loving left to do.

Pakya, I'll shoot him please?

Miss Pinky, you shot Sathe's bum.

Let me shoot at his bum, please?

No way. I've the practice required.

Wait! Are you both making a joke out of me?

Silence!

Miss Pinky, give me a chance please?

You love me, right?

I love you. But...

How about you shoot one cheek and I shoot another?

Yeah. This is the best idea.

We're equals.

Is my bum a bun to share with each other?

Start running. - Pakya, don't!

[CROWD SCREAMS IN UNISON]

GOD! MY BUM!

There goes another cheek!

Pakya? - Yeah?

I'm ready to kiss you.

YOHOO!

I'll take my girl and...

Heard of the seven wonders?

Taj Mahal and Eiffel tower? Those very wonders!

Plus the eighth wonder.

Our Bijapur's Gol Gumbaz.

Right in front of it, I'll kiss her in the public.

A lip lock!

Ready?

That was great, right?

One more?

Pakya! You really are naughty! - I definitely am naughty!

Give me two more kisses.

Look. - A pharmacy?

Bum-faced kids, Namaskara!

I came looking and you're busy being handsy!

Who are you? Why are you bothering us?

Give me five.

Give me five lakhs and I'll tell your family's history.

I've found my family.

I don't need anybody else. Please leave.

Give me five and there's shit loads of wealth in your name.

I don't want it. Just go.

Sir, I'll pay you. Tell me.

Pakya will listen to me. Give it to me.

Give the damn scroll to me!

The King of the kings.

The Regal Emperor.

The young king, Prakash Raj! All hail him!

We know who you are now. - Pakya, you have royal blood in you!

That silk cloth is definitely yours!

Pakya!

BEEP