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[ominous music]

[animal howling]

♪ ♪

- Previously
on "The Traitors"...

- People are gonna die.
- Oh, God.

- An all-star cast
arrived at my castle

deep in the dark
Scottish Highlands.

- Oh, my God, y'all, it's real.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- And the Traitors
were chosen.

If you feel my hand
on your shoulder, you are...

a Traitor.

- I get to lie, deceive,
and kill people.

[giggles]

- But one
was a Secret Traitor,

and nobody will know
their identity,

not even you.

The first mission
caused the group

to make some grave decisions.

- "The players with
a coffin in their grave

will be up for murder tonight."
- Oh, my God.

- And nine players were
unprotected from murder.

Take a long look
at those coffins,

because one of you
will be in them tonight.

- Man.

- Porsha, you just told me
I said, let's get a Housewife.

Who said that?
- She said that he yelled out,

put it in a Housewife's grave.

- Oh.
You misheard me.

I did not say he said it today.

I want to sort of throw
a little bit of gas

on Michael's fire.

- The Secret Traitor's role
was revealed.

They will decide which players

are on the short list
for murder.

You must select who to murder
only from this list.

- "You must murder one of
the following players tonight."

You, Ian,

Mark, and Eric.

- Who would want me out?
- And for what reason?

- The Secret Traitor

could potentially
really mess up our game.

I'm thinking Colton.
- Imagine if it's Michael.

Look at this
handwriting, though.

- That definitely
could be Yam Yam.

- [gasps]
- I need to know

who the Secret Traitor is.

Reveal yourself.
Where are you?

Sir or ma'am, where are you?
I don't like it.

♪ ♪

[insects chirping]

So one thing we can
sort of cross off the list

is that none of these three
people are the Secret Traitor.

- Ian, Mark, or Eric--not.
- Yes.

- Such a waste
that I was on the list.

- Right.
- I know. It's too bad.

It's too bad,
'cause we only get three.

- Yeah.

- Anyway,
it's the first murder.

Let's go over the positives
of killing

Ian...

Mark, or Eric.

- Well, let's go in order.
- OK.

- So start with Ian.
- Ian.

- He's smart. He's capable
of causing some damage.

- Yeah, Ian would be great
'cause he is a gamer.

And we could take one
of the gamers out.

The positives
of murdering Mark...

Random?
- Yeah, random.

- It's random.
- Yeah.

- And it puts everybody
on edge because it's like,

well, if they took Mark
and he's so nice,

I could be next.
- Right. Right.

- Eric.

- He's very intelligent.

- But Eric is kind of low-key.
- Very.

- So it's like, it would make
people sort of sit up and say,

why Eric?

Eric makes no sense.
- Right.

- It creates confusion.
- Right.

- It could be
any of those three.

- Yeah.

Who should we pick?

- ♪ I woke up
with fire in my lungs ♪

♪ I stood up,
pointing the gun ♪

- That was a lot.

But we all agree
on our first murder.

- Yes, we do.

- Yes.

- Here we go.

- Let's do it.

- Rest in peace.

- ♪ It's a beautiful day
to die ♪

[dramatic music]

- The person that we decided
to murder tonight

had to go.

♪ ♪

Their time was up.

The check was cashed.

They're gonna go play
blackjack with Jesus.

- ♪ It's a beautiful day ♪

♪ It's a beautiful day
to die ♪

[animal howling]

[bird calling]

- It's a new day
in my castle,

and the Traitors
are still in the dark

about the identity
of the Secret Traitor.

But they do know
which Faithful was murdered

and won't be coming
to breakfast.

- ♪ It's a beautiful day
to die ♪

[knock at door]

- Oh, we're first.
- Are we first?

- We're first. We're first.
- We're the first ones?

- [gasps]
Oh, wow.

- Look at this.

- I literally am
the first knock on the door

and the first one to walk in,
and it's iconic.

Oh, my gosh.

- Look at this spread.

- I'm nervous, but I'm being
Lisa fucking Rinna.

So, you know...

[exhales sharply]

- The first people to have
breakfast in Alan's castle.

- Yes.
- Feels right.

- Did you sleep well?
- Enough, you know.

- Yeah, knowing
we had a shield.

- Yeah.
- I was wondering, though,

like, I can't believe somebody

is actually getting murdered.
- I know.

The game is, like, starting,
for real, for real.

- I'm really hoping that Rob C
and Ian come through that door

because they're gamers.

The more of them that are here,
the less likely, hopefully,

someone will look at me.

- I wanted to know
'cause I missed it last night--

I walked past the kitchen.
I saw something going on.

- Oh, with Michael?
- Yeah.

- Hmm.

- So after the mission,
in the car, Porsha--

what she thought
she heard from Candiace is,

when they were looking
for someone's grave

to put the casket in,
Michael yelled,

put it in a Housewife's grave.
- Housewife.

♪ ♪

Yeah, but Candiace goes...
- And Candiace says...

- I didn't say that.
- I didn't say that.

- Oh, shit.

- And Porsha was like,
yes, you did.

- I think Candiace
has to be careful.

As Traitors, we have
to remind ourselves

to not be
the center of attention.

[knock at door]

- Oh.
- Oh.

- Oh, my God.

- Hey!
- Oh, my gosh!

[cheering]
- Good morning!

- Good morning!

- Fabulousness is still
in the building.

OK, this is
a beautiful breakfast.

I'm looking at the food
and everything.

I'm getting distracted.

I'm gonna take one more egg.
I like three eggs.

[laughter]

I really need
to pay attention

to every little thing,
because I want to be bold

and I want to be
very strategic.

[crunches]

- We're filling Caroline in

about the kitchen yesterday.

- Oh, the "kitchuation"?
- Oh, yes.

- Oh, wait.
What's the "kitchuation"?

- Girl, the "kitchuation"
with you and Michael.

- You started it, Porsha.
- You are the "kitchuation."

[laughter]
- That's light work drama.

I forgot about it.

[knock at door]
- Oh.

- Oh.
- Hello.

- Come in!

- Oh, hello.

- Hey!
- Hello!

- Hi, guys.
[cheers and applause]

- Hi.
- Good morning.

- Hi!

- So this morning
at breakfast,

it's powerful to know
what's coming,

when the majority of the room
doesn't know.

Who's missing?

And it's also kind of trippy,

because I'm also searching
for the Secret Traitor.

[indistinct chatter]

And I love it.

- Everyone was safe
already, right?

No one here had a coffin
in their gravesite.

- Everyone here was safe.
- Yeah.

- So it's the gravediggers
that are left.

- OK.

- Who do you think
is not gonna come in?

- There's so many people, and
there's big personalities, too.

- Let's not target
big-personality people.

[laughter]
I mean, like, we make it fun.

- Yeah, let's not.

[wild knock at door]
- Ah!

- Oh, my God,
whose knock is that?

- Come in!
- Who is that?

- That's Michael.

[cheers and applause]

- I am so relieved

to finally make it
to my first breakfast.

[cheers and applause continue]
I'm so happy.

I mean, I can barely keep
the tears in.

[cheers and applause continue]
- Aw.

- Oh, baby.

- I'm so happy.
- Aw, yay.

- Hi, everyone else.

- Hey, you guys.

- We're also still alive.

- Hi, guys.

- We had to give Dorinda
her moment.

- We did.
- I love this for you.

- Live to see another day.
- We live to see another day.

- Looking around
the breakfast table,

I have so many suspicions.

But, also,
I am fangirling right now.

It's so amazing
to be in a situation

with all these celebrities.

[giggles]

I'm so happy to be here.

Any extra day
in the castle is a bonus.

- Rob, I really thought
it was gonna be you.

- Yes?
- The one murdered.

- I really thought that, too.

- Wait, why did you think Rob?

- He was fucking nervous
yesterday.

He wasn't even talking.
He was, like, mute.

- I really was nervous, yeah.

Yam Yam was so sure
the Traitors

were going to murder me,
and it doesn't feel

like he's necessarily
on the same team as me.

It feels like he's trying
to throw me under the bus.

I'm starting to wonder
if Yam Yam is a Traitor.

- So wait a second.
Who are we waiting for?

- Ian, Eric,

Rob, Mark, and Michael.

- And Michael.
- That's five.

- Who's not coming
through the door?

- Mark and Eric...
- Oh, Eric.

- Would be like a wild card.

Like, why, you know?
- Yeah, yeah.

- I think maybe Ian.

- I say Ian or Eric.

[dramatic music]

[pounding on door]
- Oh!

- Who is it?

- Come in!

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

[pounding on door]
- Oh!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning!
[cheers and applause]

- Oh!

[cheers and applause continue]

- Whoa!
- Rob!

- Top of the morning.
- Yay!

- Oh, my God.

- Top of the morning
to you, Dorinda.

- Michael made it!
- Wait. Who is it?

- It's Ian. It's Ian.
- It's Ian.

- No way.
You're lying.

- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna cry!

[somber music]

- I think the best course
of action to keep the scent

off of us is to murder Ian.
- I agree.

- He really didn't want
to let off how smart he is,

but he's a genius.
- He won "Big Brother."

- Yes, he did.
- Yeah.

We need non-threats
in the game.

- Yeah.
- I think so, too.

- Yeah. Agreed.
- OK.

- Rest in peace.

- Yep.
I knew it.

[somber music]

Son of a gun.
[sighs]

"Dear Ian, by order
of the Traitors,

"you have been murdered.

Signed, the Traitors."

I had a feeling that was
gonna be the case.

I just don't know what
I could have done differently.

But you know what?

This is the biggest backhanded
compliment in this game.

♪ ♪

That's basically
all I have to say.

♪ ♪

- Oh, shit, Ian.

- Well, I guess we have
to raise a glass to Ian.

- To Ian.
- To Ian.

- To Ian.
- He was so sweet.

- To Ian.
- To Ian.

- I have to speak
on Ian's behalf.

♪ ♪

Who he was in here
is just genuinely who he is.

It was really hard
for him to come here.

He came because he said
he wanted to face his fears.

I don't know.
I feel bad for him.

I hope he doesn't,
like, take it...

- Personal.
- Hard. Yeah.

- Shame on you, murderers!
Shame on you, murderers!

♪ ♪

I don't know much
about Tiffany.

And the fact that she made
such a big deal

out of Ian going
really sort of confuses me.

I sort of get that they're
from the same show,

but I'm not really
trusting it.

- Somebody in here
is heartless.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[cheers and applause]

- Yes.
Yes.

- Good morning, players.
all: Good morning.

- Welcome to my bottomless
bountiful buffet.

- Love it.

- Of course,
there is some sad news.

We're out of sourdough.

- [sighs, chortles]

- Oh, and Ian's dead.

[laughter]

Ah, poor, wretched,
brilliant, lovely Ian.

So cruelly ripped
from our arms.

He's with the angels now.

- Jesus.
- Anyway...

- Oh, Lord.

- Onwards and upwards.

Polish off your sausage.

It's time to leave
your seats at the table.

Let's hope you're ready to be
thrown into the next mission.

- OK.

- Are we throwing something?

- Thrown.
The word "thrown."

- No, I don't want
to be thrown.

- No, we're gonna be
catapulting, don't you think?

- No.
I want Rob R. to throw me.

- Whoa.
- Ah!

- Ooh!
- [laughs]

- Me next.
- Yes!

- What?

- I really want to know
who the Secret Traitor is.

I need to look for people
to make a mistake.

I need to be paying attention
to everything that's going on.

Is that cashmere?

- That ain't snakeskin, baby.
- No, it ain't.

I think, right away, Michael
was already in my head

because he was just
spouting off

person after person
after person.

I don't trust him.
He's shifty.

- Let's go.

- That was not
a good night's sleep,

and it was
a really quick breakfast.

- Feel like we
slept well last night

'cause we were safe.
- Oh, so well, so safe, yeah.

- Now I'm, like, scared.

- Hey, I made it.
- You did it.

- I made it.
- Hi, Donna.

- Oh, I feel bad.
- About Ian?

- I'm so sad for him.
Yeah.

- [sighs]
I'm so fucking scared.

- Tonight's gonna be
a scary night to do a vote.

So they chose Ian,
so let's think about that.

- Like, why?

- What are we chatting?

- We were saying, it's so hard.

It's just speculation
at this point.

I haven't formed
any real opinion.

- I have nothing.

I do not--I cannot--

I can look at each person,
and I cannot get a feel.

Like, I feel real crazy
because I also thought

it could have been Ian,
and he's the one I killed.

[tense sting]

Like, now I'm--
I was sitting at the table

in there looking at everybody.

And I'm like,
I don't see nothing.

- Porsha slipped up.

She said, I killed Ian.

Maybe that was a bit of a slip
of the tongue, just a mistake.

But it's a little
suspicious to me.

- Here's what the thing is.

Michael, if he's not a Traitor,
is not a great Faithful

'cause he's so--
- He's so bad.

- He just distracts.
- And he's too eccentric.

He's not gonna work with us
to help us find anybody.

- I don't think it's Michael.

- Is there anyone else
you've thought of

that you're thinking about
that might be treacherous?

- Donna.
- Really?

- I've been watching her
the entire time.

Only someone who feels safe

doesn't feel like they need
to make connections.

- She's not talking game
to anybody.

- And I'm sorry, today at
breakfast, she was so quiet.

And at the roundtable,
as soon as we took off masks,

her face was, like,
so lifeless.

And she changed.
- She changed.

Everybody's scared
to say her name.

I'm not scared of Michael.
I'm scared of the Swifties.

I really love Donna.

She reminds me a lot of my mom.

But I also want to be somebody
who helps get a Traitor out,

because I feel like
that would help my game.

And if she is one, I want to be
the one to help bring her down.

♪ ♪

- We were trying
to figure out who the hell

we're gonna vote for tonight.

- We have to vote
for somebody tonight?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Now it starts.

There's, like, a consistent
two times every single day.

- Two people a day
will disappear.

- Which is bad, because if we
kill a Faithful at banish...

[tense sting]

Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it's gonna be
two Faithfuls out each day.

- Oh, jeez.
Was that just a slip?

Yeah, it could have
just been off the cuff

and she wasn't really
paying attention

to what she was saying.

- I'm gonna go suss
some things out.

- Yes.

- Or did she really--

was that just
her not being careful?

- Now, I'm gonna say something.

When I was sitting here
and we were talking

and Porsha was kind of
holding court,

she said that,
"When I killed Ian last night."

[suspenseful music]

- There was another miswording,
too, before you came in.

- That might be something
to talk to people about.

Got to be careful 'cause--

- 'Cause we don't know
who's gonna try to protect her.

- Mm-mm.

- Porsha has been caught
in a couple of slipups.

- It's like a--
[scoffs]

- Freudian slip.
- Freudian--yeah.

- When you combine it
with the argument

that she set off with Michael,
it makes me very suspicious.

Porsha, I think
you're a Traitor.

♪ ♪

- Mission time.
- Here we go.

- Ready?
- Show me the money.

- In today's mission,
the players will not only have

another chance to earn money
for the prize pot,

but they'll also have
the opportunity

to fight
for the all-important shields,

protecting them from murder.

- Michael's name was getting
thrown around all the time.

But then everyone
was like, it would be

a terrible Traitor move
to just talk that much.

However, if there's one person
that would talk that much

as a Traitor, it would be him.

- [laughs]

- I think it's Porsha.

It's just hard
to find who to trust,

because I saw some people
who I know heard it,

and they didn't react at all.

- I'm not saying anything else
to anybody, just with you guys,

because that's all
I know I can trust.

I'm trying to form
relationships with individuals

that feel comfortable with me.

You know, I think
Ron and I get along.

Travis worked on a show
with Ron,

so I know he's a good guy.

That might be
the wrong strategy,

but that's where I'm headed
at this point.

[tense music]

- So what do you guys think
about the mission today?

- I don't think there's enough
safety right now for anybody

to prioritize money
over a shield.

- Yam Yam, you are shady!

Honey, you'd be
a good Housewife.

- I'm a "Survivor" winner.

So if there's a shield in this
mission, I'm gonna have it.

- There's chairs.
- It's a throne.

♪ ♪

- Oh, boy.
- Ooh.

- Oh, my God, look at Lala.

- If anyone belongs
in a throne, it's me.

- I'm like, should horses
be pulling these?

But I have a feeling we are
going to be pulling these.

- Greetings, players.

In your mission today,
you must work together

to transport these three
thrones back to my castle.

♪ ♪

- What?
- No way.

- What?
- No way.

- Maybe I should have
gotten murdered.

[laughter]

- Do you see how far
the castle is from here?

How cruel, Alan.

- On your way, you will come
across three different stops,

where you will have
the chance to find

and collect bags of gold--

$24,000 worth of gold,
to be precise.

[cheers and applause]

You must safely deposit
these bags

into one
of the thrones' chests.

Now, herein lies the rub.

- Here we go.

- These are not only
regal thrones.

They are shield thrones.

Three of you will travel
back to the castle

sat high upon them.

By sitting on a throne,

you will be shielded
from tonight's murder.

But how long can you hold on
to that seat?

As hidden at each gold stop,

there are two of these.

Shield tokens.

If you manage
to find one of them,

you can use it to swap places

with any player
sitting on a throne.

- Oh, wow.
- Wow.

- Ooh.
- OK.

- Only the three players

sat on the thrones
when you reach my castle

will be protected
from murder tonight.

But listen carefully.
- OK.

- If you all fail
to get back to the castle

within 45 minutes,
you will earn nothing.

- What?
- No gold.

- Wow.
- No shields.

- All right.

- And to make it just
a little tougher on you all,

I will not be giving you
any time checks today.

So it will be up to you...
- Oh, shit.

- To try and track
how long you have left.

- Well, I need my watch.

- You must now decide
amongst yourselves

which three players

will start the mission
seated upon the thrones,

and therefore initially
protected from murder.

- The lightest people.
- Yep, I agree.

- I got a little new booty
when I had my baby.

- Hey, OK, come on, new booty.
- But I'm still petite.

- Most likely,
if you're starting,

you probably are not finishing
on that thing.

Just throwing that out.
- I'll get on. I don't care.

- OK.
One, two, and a third person.

- OK.
- And Candiace? OK, great.

- Tiffany, Candiace,
and Caroline,

come and take these shields

and take your places
next to the throne.

Good luck.

I will be back at my castle
drinking a hot toddy.

Taxi!

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

- Oh, wow.

- Yes.

- Are you ready, Lala?
[Lala barks]

Come on.
- Aw.

- Oh, Lala.
- Lala.

- Oh, bye, Alan.

- Later, taters.

- Yeah!
[cheers]

- I want to go in that.
- All right, team.

- If I can stop a shield from
being taken by the Faithfuls

and sit my ass down
for an entire mission

and no one asks any questions,

this is a win.

Let's get some money!

- I'm keeping track of time.
Time and money.

- I'm scared!

[air horn blows]
- [mimics whip cracking]

- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- [groans]

- Go!
- Whoo!

- In this mission, we have
to keep time ourselves.

If we do not make it to
the castle within 45 minutes,

we get nothing.

All right,
we're about two minutes in.

Just giving y'all
a time check.

- Watch the side!
- Oh, shit.

- I don't have a watch,
but it's in my head.

Y'all are doing amazing.

I'll keep track of the time.

You do all the work.

♪ ♪

Oh, my ass!

- How is it, Caroline?

- It's very bumpy.

- Watch out.
There's a ditch.

- [screams] Oh, my God.

My uterus!
[screams]

- All right, guys, we're
almost here at the first stop.

- Watch out. Stop. Stop. Stop.
- Stop. Stop. Stop.

- "Search the orchard
for $8,000

of gold and shield tokens."

- All right. Let's go!
- Go!

- OK.
- Go! Go! Go!

- Go deep in there.
Go deep.

Oh.

I want a shield.
I want a rest.

I don't want to be up
for murder tonight.

I was just up for murder.

Nothing.
Nothing, Porsha?

Fuck.
Is there nothing in trees?

There's nothing.

- I found it!
Money, money!

- Throw the money!
- Yeah, throw it over.

- I got it.
- Guys, I got $1,000!

- Oh, right here,
right here, right here.

I don't think it's a great
strategy to start sitting

on the thrones early on
because the probability

of somebody else
finding a shield token

is much higher.

So I'll definitely go hard
for the gold in one and two.

And then on the third stop,

I'm going strictly
for the shield token.

I got $1,000.
I got $1,000.

- I found a token!

♪ ♪

I should have used this.

Lisa, use this!
I shouldn't get in the car.

- OK, OK, OK.

- Me getting in that throne
and having them carry me to--

God knows how far
the next checkpoint is--

would be ridiculous,

and I think the whole group
would resent me.

So I gave it to Lisa Rinna.

She was the first
tiny person I saw,

so she can get in the chariot.

- I have a shield. Get up.
- Bitch.

- I have $500.

- I got $500.
- $500.

- Oh, I found a token.

Dorinda, here, take it.

- Oh, my gosh, thank you.
- Take it. Take it.

I want no part
of sitting on the throne.

It just doesn't feel right,
as a heavy male,

just taking a token right away.

Not really comfortable
with that.

Wasn't raised that way.

I know my mom would be
much more proud of me

if I actually handed off
the shield to a lady

and let them sit on the throne.

- I'm taking your throne
'cause I'm exhausted.

- OK, Dorinda.
Really?

I want to stay in this throne.

It sucks, because
any shield that is kept

out of a Faithful's hands
is good for us.

- $500 left.
- I've got $500!

- Oh, we're good.
We're good.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- Maura has it.

- I have it!
- We got $8,000? Good job.

- Let's go! Let's move!
- Let's go.

- Let's go!
- You OK?

- Yep.
- Oh, my God, we got $8,000!

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

- What do you think time-wise,
like, seven minutes?

- We're at, like--
that was ten minutes, I think.

- OK.

- Yeah, we're at
the ten-minute mark.

- Let's fight this hill.

- Push, guys. Come on.
- Push, guys, push!

- Oh, my God, fuck this.
- OK, here we come.

- I see it.
- Stop here!

- Slow, slow, slow, slow.
- Stop! Stop!

- "Search the bank
of the river for $8,000

of gold and shield tokens."

- Here we go.
- All right, let's go. $8,000.

- What are the ropes for?
- Pull those ropes!

- Oh, we have
to pull these ropes?

- Oh, shit, there are gonna be
frogs and turtles and shit.

- I got $500.
- I got $500.

- Let's go!
You can do it!

- Oh, shit.
There's a bucket.

- What is that?

- I got a token!
- You got it?

- I got a token!

Here, you want to take that?
- Oh. Oh.

Back where I belong.

You're the only one
that hasn't been out.

- I am.
You deserve a break.

- I got money.
- I found $500!

- Grab multiple ropes
at a time.

- Yeah.
- Pull 'em in.

- How do you open it?

I got a token!
Shield for me!

Shield token.

I don't care who I take off.

Get off my seat!

- I'm off, girl.

- Get off the throne, Dorinda.

I am now the queen.

Could I get a foot rub?

- We have $3,000 more to go.

both: $3,000?
- Guys, come on. We suck.

- In the grass.
It's in the reeds also.

- Oh, it's in the weeds.

- $500!

- How are we on time?

- We're about
at 18, 19 minutes.

- I say leave and let's go.
- Let's go!

It's too much time!
- Let's go!

- I don't know how close
we are to that 45 minutes,

but I know that our time
is in jeopardy.

- Let's go, guys!

- Straight up.
Now it's uphill.

- All right, one more.
- Pace yourselves.

- Going uphill at the end
is diabolical.

- Oh, my God.

[heavy breathing]

- Come on, guys.
You got it.

- Breathe, guys.
Deep.

In deep, out deep.

- All right, buckle up,
bitches--let's go!

- You're doing great.
You guys are doing great.

- Final stretch!

- One more stop.

- All right, stop!

"Search the forest

for $8,000
of gold and shield tokens."

- OK, let's go.
- I'm gonna get the shield.

- This is my last shot.

I have to get
into that forest

so I can find a shield token
immediately

and get back
to the chariot.

I got $500.
- Got $500.

- I got $500 more.
- $500!

- I got a token.

- Colton, you have a shield?
- Yeah.

- Colton, don't you dare.

- Feels like a rose that
I'm about to fucking hand out.

- Colton, please.

- Lisa, I'm gonna use yours.
- Ugh!

- I'm pretty close to Maura
and Caroline at this point.

And Lisa is someone who is
definitely on my radar,

so it's a relatively easy
decision for me.

- Are you sure?
Ple--oh, really?

- I just walked up here,
and you're number one.

- I cannot believe it.

I have been dethroned by a big,
burly football player.

I don't like it.

- I got $500!
- Nice.

- I'm really nervous
'cause I'm thinking I want

to have a lovely night's sleep,
not thinking of being murdered.

I'm so close.

- $500!

- Move around the bushes.
I got $500 more!

- Is it under here?

Anything hanging?

Could it be somewhere obvious?

- Token!
- Holy crap.

- [laughter]
- [sighs]

- $500!
- Thank you.

- I started walking,
and Yam Yam looks over

at me with his puppy dog eyes.

Like, I just had
to give it to him.

And the thing is,
I don't trust Yam Yam at all.

But he might be
the Secret Traitor.

So it could potentially
earn favor with him

and help me in the long run.

And if that happens,
then great.

- I'm gonna take someone out.

♪ ♪

- They're not gonna
kick you out.

- No, don't.

♪ ♪

You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.

♪ ♪

Yam Yam just keeps going...

[whines]

Why?

Don't take me off the seat.

Yam Yam, no.
Please.

- I'm gonna take
someone out.

[clock ticking]

[dramatic music]

- They're not gonna
kick you out.

- Yam Yam, no, don't.

♪ ♪

You wouldn't.
You wouldn't.

♪ ♪

- Can you forgive me?

- Please don't.
- Can you forgive me?

Nobody's saying
you're a threat.

- I'm shocked at you, Yam Yam.

- I'm really afraid.

- I think I should have
the shield.

- They've gone.

- I will get up for you.

Yeah, I--please forgive me.

I need safety.
I need safety.

- Excuse me. Hold on.
Hold on a second.

- He already put it in there.

- It was his fault.
- All right. OK.

I see some bullshit.
- I'm with you.

- I absolutely wanted
to get on the throne.

I thought everybody would
sort of have a chance

to say why they
should get a shield

and why they need a shield.

That wasn't gonna happen.

You see what's happening,
Rinna?

I'm fuming at Yam Yam.

You're trying
to show to everyone

that you really need a shield.

I just don't think that
his reason is good enough.

That is making me feel even
more so that you're a Traitor.

- Did we get all the money?

- That's got to be close to it.
Let's get going!

Let's go!
- Let's go, guys.

- Y'all need somebody
strong up here

to push Colton's big ass.

- Let's go!

- Turn, turn, turn!
- Whoa! [shrieks]

- Let's go!

- Oh, my fucking God.

- We don't have a clock.

We don't know how much time
we have left.

So we're pushing and pulling
these heavy-ass chariots.

We don't need giant guys
also sitting in the chairs.

- Oh, my God.

Jesus.
- Ugh!

- This is a tough mission.
- Bravo!

Come on, everybody!
You can do it!

Come on.
Just one last push.

- Ugh.
- Push! Push!

- We don't get back in time,
we get nothing.

And so then
all of that searching,

all of the money
we've collected is a waste.

- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Let's go!

- Let's go!
- Push this shit!

- Go!
- Hurry, hurry!

- Whoo!
- We did it.

- I feel like we crushed that.
- Oh, my God.

- We crushed that.
- Sweaty hugs all around.

- We did that.
- Nice job.

- Come in. Come in. Come in.

You've crossed the finish line.

Congratulations, one and all.

But did you return
within the 45 minutes?

You aced it.

Still 10 minutes
left on the clock.

- What?
- Well done, everybody.

- Should we go back
and look for money?

- You've added $22,500
to your prize pot.

[cheers and applause]

Yam Yam, Caroline,
and Colton,

you are sitting
very pretty indeed,

as you are protected
from murder tonight.

How's everyone feeling?

- I'm just curious
how we figured out

who got the final shields

to protect them
from murder tonight.

At one point,
Maura was in the chair.

And then her and Yam Yam
decided to switch out.

I feel extremely vulnerable.

If you need a shield,
you should feel like

you're in
a vulnerable position.

Do you feel like you're in
a vulnerable position?

- I am. I would not have
done it otherwise.

- I think this is
a good thing to discuss

at the roundtable later.
- Yes.

- Exactly.

I know people are gonna say
that I'm selfish.

But anybody that ended up
in the chariot

was gonna be selfish.

But Michael made
a whole freaking scene

in front of everyone.

Like, let us play.

Like, it's not about you.

Like, literally
Traitor behavior.

- But now it's time
to get back inside,

because your first banishment
is upon us,

your first taste of democracy
at my roundtable.

And unlike today, all of you
will be guaranteed a seat.

In you go.
- All right.

- Thank you.
- Good job, guys.

We killed it, though,
on the challenge.

- Yam Yam's reaction
is very defensive.

I don't trust him at all.

None. Zero point zero.
Nothing.

[bird cawing]

[tense music]

If I had a token in my hand,
I would have--

- Sat on the throne?
No sweat?

Knocked somebody off
and jumped on there?

- No, I would have stated
my case about the token.

♪ ♪

- Oh, that's what
I'm talking about.

- I know.
- I just want to sit.

- I need to eat in peace
for a second.

- I needed a second, too.
Wow.

- Have you heard
any names, Donna?

How are you feeling?
- Me?

- Yeah.

- Well, I don't know.

♪ ♪

That's a good question.
It's kind of soon to tell.

♪ ♪

- I'm like, nobody?

There's not a single person
in this game

that you're like,
mm, maybe them?

- OK.
- I got you.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, so--
- Here, do you want--

- She's not coming
with anyone's name.

She's not really helping
find anything out.

That feels very shady.

- Here comes Porsha.

♪ ♪

- [groans softly]

- In my group,
Porsha is the way

that we're going to be voting.

But in the castle,
you have to be really careful

because you don't know
who the Traitors are.

And I don't know who's
gonna go running to Porsha.

OK, is that still the plan?

- So far.

I'm just gonna ask questions.

I don't have a full vote,
but I'm gonna bring it up

and ask questions.
- OK. That's what I'll do.

Hopefully we throw the table
into some discussion about it

and maybe change some minds.

At this point, all we can do
is plead our case and--

- Play the game.

- Yep.

- So what are we gonna do?

- Oh, gosh.

- Come on, I need direction.

- You don't think it's Donna?

- No.

- You don't think?
- I don't.

- [sighs]

Listen, she's 74.

She's with a bunch of people
she doesn't know.

- Yeah, Donna's been on TV.
- No, but I'm saying--

- She's actually been
very talkative to me.

And, quite frankly,
the Swiftie thing scares me.

[laughs]

- It's such a hard call.

- Yeah.

I have my suspicions
that Donna

could be the Secret Traitor.

She just seems
a little nervous.

So I'm kind of torn.

Do I spare her and choose
a random person

because she could be
one of us?

Or do I just vote her out
because that

would be iconic
to get a Traitor

at the beginning of this game?

- Who do you think it's between
tonight at the roundtable?

- Well, I'm gonna say myself.

- And?
- That, I don't know.

- I'll tell you
the other name I heard.

- What?

- Donna.
- Wow.

- I've yet to hear Donna
talk game at all--

a little bit of a red flag.

- So you feel like her name
is definitely

going down
on some cards tonight?

- Like, she's gonna have
to talk at the roundtable,

for sure.
- Yeah.

- Right now, unfortunately,
at the top of my list

for not trusting is...

Donna.

I hate even saying that
out loud.

It breaks my heart,
because on paper,

I would keep Donna
every single time.

But the unfortunate part
of this game is,

it's not black-and-white.

Can I ask, like, what your plan
is tonight at the table?

- You know what, Colton?

After tonight, when you see how
I handle myself as a Faithful,

you'll know,
Michael is a Faithful

and he keeps it real.

I'm expecting
to be questioned,

and I'm expecting to have to
duke it out and defend myself.

But that is something
I am ultra-comfortable with.

Trust me,
I make it through tonight.

Trust me.

♪ ♪

- Where are you
on Michael right now?

- Michael?
- Yeah.

- I don't think he's a Traitor.
- I don't think he is either.

- Whoever the Traitor is,
it's probably the one

going around saying
Michael, Michael, Michael,

because they want us to vote
him out, and he's a Faithful.

- Do you think he's
the next-level Traitor

that we've never seen before?

- I mean, he's a professional
actor--it's possible.

- First of all,
there's four of them, right?

[tense sting]

There's at least four.
There's four.

♪ ♪

- I'm hearing Porsha say
there's four Traitors.

How does she know that?

We don't know how many Traitors
there are, unless you are one.

I'm more concrete now
than I ever was.

I feel like we're about
to be the first Faithful

in the history of the game

to get a Traitor
on our first night.

And I can't wait.
Sorry, Porsha.

- ♪ Follow me down
into the valley night ♪

♪ Where all
the flowers bloom ♪

[dramatic music]

- Going into
the first roundtable,

my priority is definitely
to protect my fellow Traitors.

It's kind of weird we could
vote out the Secret Traitor.

And I have no idea who it is.

- It's really early
to kind of say,

I know for 1,000%
that Donna is a Traitor,

but I have that feeling.

And I need to make sure
I voice that.

♪ ♪

- I have no idea if Porsha
is a Traitor or not,

but we have to bring it up.

And it is very daunting,
you know,

because I'm kind of
an outlier.

I don't really fit
with any particular group.

I'm not a gamer
or anything exciting.

I'm just a mom.

♪ ♪

- "The first duty of society
is justice,"

said Alexander Hamilton.

And so here we are.

Don't throw away
your shot, players.

♪ ♪

The tear-stained pages
of "Traitors" history

are filled with the blood
of the innocent at this table.

♪ ♪

And what a triumph
it would be

if you caught a Traitor
on the opening page.

Look around you.

Who at the table has your back?

And who would sooner
stab you in it?

♪ ♪

Who, in short...

♪ ♪

Is a Traitor?

Players, the floor is yours.

♪ ♪

[foreboding music]

♪ ♪

- OK, can I just say something?

So I told myself,
follow your gut in this game.

And if you have something that
you feel is true, just say it,

because as Faithfuls, we can't
be scared to say things.

We have to take everything
into account.

- Yep.
- Donna...

you popped up on my radar.

This is me speaking,
not knowing you

but just observing.

Since the roundtable...
- Mm-hmm.

- When we all took off
our blindfolds,

I just saw the stress
in your face.

And the personality is just
a little bit less friendly

and almost like a stressor.

♪ ♪

- You're gonna be
just wasting a vote.

I feel that sometimes
I shouldn't just barge in

when there's conversations
going on.

That's just my personality.

Sometimes I'm way up here.
Sometimes I'm there.

It's kind of sad
because I'm not attached

to anyone else here.
- Yeah.

- I'm all alone, you know,
low-hanging fruit.

Who would get out people

that really don't have
anyone else to back them up?

- Low-hanging fruit

doesn't mean
you're not a Traitor, though.

♪ ♪

- Well, I'm gonna just present
to all of you.

I do have three pieces
of evidence that I'll present.

♪ ♪

So, on our first mission, when
we came back from the graves,

there was a misunderstanding
about what Candiace

had said to Porsha

about whether or not Michael
had said,

let's get the caskets
and the Housewives.

And there was a bit of a thing

that went back and forth,
back and forth

that ended up with you saying
maybe you misheard.

- Mm-hmm.

- Then after Ian passed away,

there were a couple of times,

when you talked
about the Traitors,

you said, "When I murdered Ian
last night."

♪ ♪

- Who said that?
- Who said that?

- Porsha.

- Me?
- You did.

A couple of times.

♪ ♪

And now again,
at dinner tonight,

I heard you say,
"There's four Traitors, right?"

It wasn't like,
oh, there could be.

And I was wondering...
- How do you know?

- How would you know that?
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Well, I'm not a Traitor.
I'll start with that.

But I'll also say
I did probably misspeak.

♪ ♪

Like, I'm trying to figure out
the game,

and I'm trying to mostly put
my mind in the mind of them

to try to think about,
what would they do?

♪ ♪

For the part with Candiace,

I full well thought
that Candiace was gonna say

that Michael said, "Put it
in a Housewife's grave."

- Well, would you admit
that you said this morning--

you did say, "I murdered Ian"?

♪ ♪

- I don't remember saying that.

- I heard it.
- I heard it.

- Yeah, well, if I said that,
I completely misspoke.

I didn't murder anybody.
- I think you're lying.

- And you have a right
to have your evidence.

And I have a right to respond.
- Of course.

- And I, just like
everyone else,

would definitely hate
to get rid of anybody

that's a Faithful
on the first round.

♪ ♪

- I'll say I haven't slipped up
in any conversation or words

because I'm not in my head
going back and forth

whether I'm a Traitor
or Faithful

and, what card
am I playing now?

- Yes, it's very easy
to be a Faithful and talk...

- Yeah, Faithful.
- Like a Faithful.

[laughs]

- But it's also easy
to have slips.

♪ ♪

And this game is a lot.

It's stressful.

I know Porsha.

And I know that she has
a habit of saying things

that may be a misremember.

And I do believe that
that is where it came from.

With Ms. Donna...

I think it's
more black-and-white for me.

♪ ♪

You would make a good Traitor.

- That's very nice
of you to say.

You would also.

♪ ♪

I mean, you're very talkative.
You're very presentable.

♪ ♪

That is typical Traitor
and deflection.

♪ ♪

- Why are you so quick
to believe

that Donna is off of just

that it would make sense
mentally to you?

- Well, Ron, I wasn't quick.
It wasn't quick.

Those are my reasons.

You don't have to agree
with them nor like them.

- Of course.

- However,
those are my reasons.

♪ ♪

- But what I'm gonna say is,

I brought three pieces
of evidence

that I think are valuable.

Does anyone have
anyone other--

that can bring more than--

can you bring more
than one piece of evidence?

♪ ♪

- That's a good question.

I'll just start off
with the conversation

we started outside
when I asked about the shield.

I imagined

that there was gonna be
a little bit more negotiating,

based on the fact
that last night,

myself and eight other people
were up for murder.

Now seven other people,
because we got rid of Ian.

♪ ♪

- Wait. Who's we?

- Yeah, why'd you just say,
"We got rid of"?

♪ ♪

Does that mean
you're a Traitor?

♪ ♪

- Let me tell you
something, Maura.

I am as Faithful as a Faithful.

- Then why did you say "we"?

- Well, 'cause I said,
"We got rid of."

- But we didn't.
The Traitors did.

- We all heard that, right?
- Yeah.

- We all heard that.
- Good.

Go for it.
Knock yourselves out.

I'm telling you right now,
I'm as--

the most Faithful
of the Faithful.

- You literally said "we"--
"when we killed Ian."

- And I've said
a lot of things.

- That's a big thing.
- Maybe just stop talking.

- Let's not get distracted
with that.

- Distracted.

- I said all kinds of shit
since I got here.

- OK, whatever.
- I ain't no Traitor.

- Let's not lose the plot, OK?

♪ ♪

- I'm just curious.

Michael, if you are Faithful,
I don't think you realize

that every time you speak,
you throw all of us off.

♪ ♪

Like, that fact that Yam Yam
asked Maura to jump off

doesn't actually affect you.

- Because I wanted my chance
to get a shield.

- But is it useful information?

- This is more reasons
why, Michael,

we think that you're a Traitor,
because you do this stuff

and you throw us off--
- Or you're a bad Faithful.

- What we know is, right now,
tonight at the table,

you said, "When we killed."
- Mm-hmm.

- So I can't verify
what Ron heard with--

that he said he heard
with Porsha.

- I can.
- OK, I'm speaking for me.

I can verify
what I heard tonight

is that, at this roundtable
with all 22 of us, you said,

"When we killed Ian."

♪ ♪

- I am letting you know,

if I get called over there
on some bullshit,

I'm gonna quote myself
right over there.

- Go for it.
Let's see what he says.

- I'm letting you know
right now,

I am as Faithful
as the Faithful.

- Let's do the vote!

- We're trying to find
Traitors, not loudmouths

or not guys you don't like
or not guys that step on toes.

- But there's also
loudmouth Traitors,

and you might be one of them.

- All right, well, let's do
the vote, then.

- Players...

♪ ♪

The time for talk is over.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

It's now time to vote.

♪ ♪

- The evidence for Porsha
is way more than any evidence

for Donna or Michael.

She's most likely
the Secret Traitor.

What do I do here?

It could help me
look like a Faithful.

But you don't vote off
a fellow Housewife

right out of the gate.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- You know, I really don't know
why they want to banish me,

except that they're not
quite sure about who I am.

If I get out
of this roundtable,

it's going to be a miracle.

♪ ♪

- The votes are locked.

♪ ♪

We start the vote with Donna.

♪ ♪

Donna, who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- I picked Porsha just for
the simple reason of what--

things that I heard.

And that's really all
I have to go on right now.

- Eric.

- Porsha.

♪ ♪

- Monét.

- I went with Michael.

- Candiace.

- I chose Donna.

- Johnny.

- Donna, I think
you're perfectly placed

to be an extremely gifted
Traitor.

And I'm so sorry
I had to vote for you.

- Kristen.
- I voted for Donna.

- Tiffany.

- This actually
does say Michael.

- Yam Yam.

- I voted for Michael...

because you asked for it.

- Dorinda,
who do you think is a Traitor?

- I voted for Donna.

- Michael.

- Porsha, just because
of that flub-up.

And I hate doing it.

- Natalie.

- I voted for Donna.

- Rob R.

- I had to go with the facts,
so I voted for Porsha.

- Mark.

- I voted for yourself, Porsha.

- Porsha.

- I didn't really
have facts on anyone,

but I definitely
had my eye on Ms. Donna.

So I did pick you
as the Traitor.

- Rob C.

- My vote is for Michael.

You're either the boldest
Traitor that the game

has ever seen,
or you're holding back

some of the discussions
that we need to have here.

- So that's six votes
for Donna,

five votes for Porsha,

and four votes for Michael.

Tara...

who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

- You'll see from my vote
how conflicted I am.

But, Donna, you are
so articulate and convincing,

and maybe that would make
a good Traitor.

- Stephen.

Porsha, I'm so sorry,
but I voted for you.

♪ ♪

- Caroline.

- I voted for you, Donna.

- Ron.

- Well, I've been pretty clear
about it up front.

I voted for Porsha.

- Maura.

- I went with Porsha.

I can't really get past
what Ron said.

It's good evidence.

♪ ♪

- So that's eight votes
for Donna,

eight votes for Porsha,

and four votes for Michael.

Lisa.

- This is really hard for me.

I came in here
hearing Michael's name,

hearing Donna's name.

There was evidence that Ron
brought to the table.

And I am so, so sorry, Porsha.

It really pains me
to vote for you.

♪ ♪

- Colton.

If you vote for Donna,
we go to a tie.

♪ ♪

If you vote for Porsha
or anyone else,

Porsha will be banished.

With the final vote...

Colton, who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

♪ ♪

- Colton...

who do you think
is a Traitor and why?

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- The only advantage that
the Faithful have in this game

is that you know for certain

that you are a Faithful.

And with the evidence
tonight...

♪ ♪

I voted for Porsha.

♪ ♪

- Porsha, you have received
the most votes

and are banished from the game.

Please come forward
to the Circle of Truth.

♪ ♪

- Oh, jeez.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

- Porsha.

♪ ♪

- Before you leave my castle
forever,

please reveal to us...

are you a Faithful...

or a Traitor?

- [sighs]

Um, I just want to say...

[dramatic music]

I'm the type of person--
I fight for people.

I came in, and I tried
to fight for the Housewives.

♪ ♪

And almost started to feel
like I'm gonna be the one

who was gonna help to lead us
to find a Traitor

the first time.

♪ ♪

I...

am...

♪ ♪

A Faithful.
[all groan]

- I knew it.
- Oh, my God.

- I knew it.
- Oh, crap.

- Anyway, I wish you guys
a good game.

- I fucking knew it.
- We love you.

- I'm sorry!
- Oh, my God.

- Sorry, Porsha.

- Damn.
- I knew it. I knew it.

♪ ♪

- A Faithful has been banished
at our first democratic outing.

Your sorrow, dear Faithful,

has only just begun...

because before the dawn
comes creeping in,

the Traitors will have wreaked
yet more sorrow

in the most brutal and, indeed,
the only way they know how--

bloody murder.

Good night, sweet players,

and flights of angels
sing thee to thy rest.

- [sighs]

- But she was ride or die
for the Faithful.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

Ugh!

- I wanted to get a Traitor!

- Oh, Ron.

- I was convinced
with the evidence.

- I thought I had clear
and true evidence.

Instead, I sent
a beautiful woman home.

Oh, I hate it.
I don't like it at all.

And I put myself out there.

So I think now--

I think that's gonna put
a target on my back.

- Porsha ain't no damn Traitor.
Like--

- I never thought
she was a Traitor.

- She could never be a Traitor.
She's too expressive.

She's too emotional.

- Who's the Traitor,
then, Candiace?

- Well, now I'm looking
at Ron funny.

Housewives turned
against each other...

- They did, yeah.
- In public.

- Yeah.
- OK?

- That's bad.
- Really bad.

- Ron came in here
quiet as hell, acting like--

- He did.
- Like a mute.

- And then he finally got
up there with something to say.

- And then he got
to that table and said...

[stammering]

- [sighs]
- Ron is a silent killer.

Porsha was nowhere--
nowhere on my radar.

That shouldn't have happened.

We now have Ron
running the show.

And if the Secret Traitor
is Ron,

I'm gonna clock his ass.

- For the most--
every person that's, like,

at the roundtable, it's like,
we're all gonna have to go

through that at some point.
- Yeah.

- Hey, you did
a good job, Donna.

- I appreciate it.
It was difficult.

- You got thrown
into the fire tonight.

- I have to say,

it was very daunting
to be up there.

And there's a lot of people
here that I'm fans of.

I almost feel like
I'm not worthy.

- You are mo--
- No.

- You are, like,
the mother of America, Donna.

- But that's the way I feel.

I did the same thing
to Paul McCartney

at the Super Bowl.
- Oh.

- I just went--
- Humblebrag, Donna.

Humblebrag.
[laughter]

You just dropped it.
I don't know.

- [laughs]

- The first banishment
and the first blood

has gone to the Traitors.

And the bloodshed
will soon continue.

What the Traitors don't know
is that they're going to have

to work a little bit harder
for tonight's murder.

But as I always say,
no risk, no reward.

- ♪ When the darkness falls ♪

♪ I come alive ♪

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

- Oh, my God,
my heart's pounding.

Hold on a second.

- "Dear Traitors, tonight you
must murder in plain sight."

- Oh, my God.

- "In the kitchen,
there are tarot cards

"hidden behind a portrait.

"These cards represent
the players

"the Secret Traitor
has short-listed for murder.

"You must find these cards
and discuss

with your fellow Traitors
who to murder."

What?

- "You must then take
the card of the player

you want to murder and burn it
in the breakfast room"?

- "Burn it
in the breakfast room"?

♪ ♪

- "If successful,
you will have earned the right

"to meet the Secret Traitor
and be united tomorrow.

If you're unsuccessful, there
will be no murder tonight."

Oh, my God.

- "And you will not meet
the Secret Traitor,

"and you will not have
any control

over tomorrow's murder."

This is--

- This is risky.

- Like, I'm not an arsonist.

How am I supposed to light
some shit on fire?

Like, how do I do that
and not look like a lunatic?

- Ah, whatever, I came to play.

Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.

- Oh, my God!
Holy fucking shit.

[suspenseful music]

[bird hooting]

- We are being tasked
with pulling off

the greatest murder
in "Traitors" history.

It is incredibly stressful.

I've had a whole glass of wine,

and I have to now turn on
my bad bitch

and serve.

[sighs]
- You OK?

- How you doing?
- I need some water.

- You want to sit?

- I liked you
at the roundtable.

- Huh?

- I liked what you said
at the roundtable.

- Yeah, you were very eloquent.
- What?

I blanked.
What did I say?

It's a lot of pressure
to keep your eyes

from darting around the room
and shifting

and looking for hinges
on picture frames on walls.

♪ ♪

[distant laughter and chatter]

- Now what?

- What are you up to?
- I don't know.

I'm just really nervous about
who they're gonna kill tonight.

- Rob, catch me.

- What is happening?

[laughs]

I was ready.
- I'm kidding.

- Oh, I was gonna do it.
- I broke something.

- I thought we were gonna do
"Dirty Dancing."

- We we're going to, but then
I just went into, like--

it's so tense and hot
in this place.

- Yeah.
- I love that.

I'm feeling nervous

because there's a lot
of people in the kitchen.

We got to make a plan.

- I just happened to be
in that room and heard that...

- Yeah.
- Yesterday.

- And, I mean, that would make
my ears perk up.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean, you know,

it was just the way
the sentence was laid out.

It was just like, wait,
it didn't feel like--

- Yeah.
I went, what did she just say?

- Luckily, I knew
which painting it was

just by looking at 'em.

It was the reaper one,
obviously.

- Ha!

- My emerald fell off
when I was running,

and I just found it.

- Oh, God. Come on,
I would have never seen that.

- It would've sucked.
[indistinct chatter]

- We want to gain full power
over the short list

and meet the Secret Traitor.

Come on.

Come on, you two.

But it feels impossible.

What the hell?
Like, how?

- Why would a Faithful say,
"I killed Ian"?

I was done then.

- I mean, it all would've been
good if it turned out good.

- You can't blame yourself
for that.

- I'm standing in the bar,
just not sure,

like, how I'm gonna
get everybody

away from the kitchen.

What is my game plan?
Do I pass out?

Do I burst into tears because
I'm so distraught over Porsha?

I'm running through my mind
and all of these things,

and then it hits me.

You know, this would be
a great time

for the conga line!

- Ah! Yes, it would!
- Yeah!

- Oh, my God. Yes.

- Duh.

Of course it makes sense
to do a conga line.

Why the hell not?

- You are crazy.

You're crazier than I am.

- This is the perfect time
for the conga line.

- I'm ready.
- We need to gather the troops.

- I need some fun.
- OK, ready?

- ♪ Da-da, da-da, da, da ♪

- Do we start in here, though?

- Yeah.
Let's just keep going.

- Come on.
- Wait.

- You guys, let's do it.
- No. Everyone has to join.

- Hey.
- Hey, come here.

Do you have a second?

I hear a conga line
start in the bar.

Something feels off.

I'm scared the Traitors

might be doing a murder
in plain sight.

- You're about to make
my stomach hurt.

- Yeah, but they're in there.

Like, let's stay away
from there.

My Spidey senses
are tingling tonight,

and I am going to do my best

to not do anything
out of the ordinary.

- ♪ Da-da, da, da ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da, da ♪

- ♪ Da-da, da-da, da, da ♪

- Don't let 'em hug you
or kiss you or--

- Hey!

- Conga line. Hide.
- [laughs]

- ♪ Da-da, da-da, da, hey ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da, hey ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da,
hey ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da, hey ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da,
hey ♪

I need Rob and Lisa
to do their part.

I need them to get in that
kitchen, get these cards,

and figure it out.

Everyone, conga!
Come!

Yes!
- What?

- Hey!

♪ Da-da, da-da, da, hey ♪

- Come on, Rob!

- ♪ Da-da, da-da, da, hey ♪

- ♪ Da-da, da ♪

- Yeah, I'm not--
I'm not doing this.

I'm not doing this.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- [softly]
Fuck, yeah.

- All right.
I'm out of breath.

♪ ♪

- The Secret Traitor
has short-listed Monét,

Rob C, Tara...

and Kristen.

Now we need to decide
who to murder.

My heart's beating
out of my chest.

But, honestly, I'm having,

like, some of the most fun
I've ever had in forever.

It's like catching snakes.

Like, this is kind of scary,
but it's fun.

I love it.
- Oh, my God.

- You made it happen.
- Yeah. Right!

- You made it happen, yeah.
- I really wanted to do that.

You know,

it pays to be
a little bit extra.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Da-da, da-da, da, ow ♪

♪ Da-da, da-da, da, hey ♪

♪ Boop-boop, boop-boop,
boop, oh ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo, ah ♪

♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo ♪

- Do you play chess?
- No.

- You want to play?
- Yeah.

- I'll teach you.
- OK.

- I see the chessboard,
and I'm like,

oh, this is
the perfect opportunity.

You know, no one's gonna
watch us play chess,

and no one's gonna try
to talk to us

while we're playing chess.

You know, we're focused.

These are the pawns.
- Uh-huh.

And these are the queen.
- This is the queen.

- This is the king.
- This is the king.

- This is the bishop.

This is the knight.

This is the castle.

- OK.

- Yeah.

- OK.

So...
- OK.

- You got me?
- Yeah.

Um, which way do you like?

Which one would you
choose next to go?

Which forward--
like, would you--

- Well, it depends on...

OK, so this is
the starting formation.

- This is so insanely tense
right now.

I am thinking that right now
we could get caught.

- So which one
do you move first?

- Um, shoot.

♪ ♪

Um...

[clock ticking]

- I'm concerned that
the Traitors could be trying

to do a murder in plain sight.

If somebody asks you
to do something unusual,

like if somebody
gives you a drink...

- Mm-hmm.
- Like, they could be, like--

- We've just shared Skittles.
- Oh, these are--

these are regular Skittles.

- You started
the conga line, right?

- Yes, I did.
- OK. That was your idea.

OK.
- Yes.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.
- OK.

OK.
- Yeah. Yeah.

That sounds good to me.
OK.

- This is boring.
- It's so--

you know, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

- It was a pleasure, though.
[clock chimes]

- Oh, bedtime.

- OK, they did it.

So where the fuck
are the cards?

[clock chimes]

- Oh.

- Lisa and I have finished
"playing chess."

- I've never been happier
to hear a bell in my life.

- Me too.

- The problem is,
we're running out of time.

We're gonna have
to go to bed soon.

[clock chimes]
both: Good night.

- Pray for me.

[clock chimes]

[door creaks, clock chimes]

- ♪ Chosen in secret
in front of your eyes ♪

- I hope I see you tomorrow.
- Night, everyone.

- At any second,
somebody could come

through that breakfast door--
any second.

- ♪ It's already started ♪

- People are right next door.

Kristen is right in the foyer.

- ♪ The end has been written ♪

♪ The deal has been done ♪

- Good night.

- I hope I'm alive
in the morning.

- ♪ Ashes to ashes ♪

♪ Fire to smoke ♪

[clock chimes]
- Long day for everybody.

- Yeah.

- We almost ran out of time,
but we got it done.

Let's go. Go, go.

- ♪ There's none
you can trust ♪

♪ Ashes to ashes ♪

♪ Your fate has been sealed ♪

- I'm screaming inside
because I know it was done.

- Night night.

- But I don't know who.

Who was on the short list?

- ♪ We turn ashes to ashes ♪

♪ Let it burn ♪

- I am, like, itching.

Like, my edges are falling out
all over the floor.

Who was murdered?

♪ ♪

[clock chimes]

- Coming soon to NBC...

I'm opening the doors
of my castle

not to a group
of celebrities...

- What?
- What?

- But to you, America.
[cheering]

Let battle commence.

Now anyone

can apply to come
and play my treacherous game.

So, if you think
you've got what it takes

to survive this world
of backstabbing and betrayal,

then apply now
for a new NBC series

at thetraitorsus.com.

Things are about
to get murderous.

[animal howling]