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Previously on The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

Okay, so are you ready?

My son, Chase gave me the courage to come back to the studio.

Chase is really my hero.

What was your whole plan for the wine?

I really don't know that much about wine,

I mean, I like to drink wine.

- Arriba! - Meez, it's mom.

I am so pissed off with you, you have no idea.

Your collection is in and you are missing in action

and I don't find any humor in it whatsoever.

What are you delusional?

I don't know if we should all be together anytime soon.

Mia, shut up, before I get a restraining order against you.

We've already got something coming for you, sweet cheeks.

That was just absolutely ridiculous behavior.

Tell me more.

I think Mia is absolutely one of the most rude individuals

that I have ever met.

Like mother like daughter.

At this stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like it is and look good doing it.

I live life in the fastlane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer to be a mom.

But now, I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver is a gold mine and I love to go digging.

I'm meeting Reiko today for some party advice,

her recent Bollywood bash was amazing.

- Mary. Mary! - Hi!

If my upcoming Tuberous Sclerosis event can be half as good,

I'll be so ecstatic.

- Did you get my e-vite today? - Yeah, I just got it.

They were very late in going out

because we had a little bit of difficulty,

I've been absolutely freaking out

like I don't know what time the event starts.

You know, it's just like...

I don't know who's doing the vanity wall,

- your vanity wall was beautiful. - It was really nice.

Who did yours?

My sister-in-law helped me plan the party, so I'd have to find out.

I have to ask you this question,

what did you think of Mia not wearing a sari to your event?

You know what? To me, it's like, why would I make a big deal out of it?

She's... she's Mia.

You're being nice. I thought it was disrespectful.

Your event and, you know. I thought it was rude.

She made me think she wanted to stand out.

Well, she did. She always does.

Karma will catch up to her.

Are you gonna sing?

We're trying to get a band in there, I was gonna sing live

and I still might, we're trying to figure it out.

Tell me about your song.

The song was written about my son,

that's why this means so much to me too

because he's such a great guitar player.

One of the characteristics of TS

is they have ADHD like characteristics when they're younger,

so when he was in grade 3, he wanted to play the piano

and I'll never forget the teacher came up

and she said, "I can't teach him, he can't sit still,

he'll never play an instrument,"...

so I don't know if I could do it because Adam goes,

- You have to. - ..."You should go acoustic

and let him sing it with him,"

- and I go, "Oh!" I don't know. - You might get emotional. Yeah.

I think Chase will be amazing,

I just hope that I'm strong enough to get through the song

without breaking down.

It's a perfect day to have a business meeting outside

at our favorite frozen yogurt shop.

Mia's coming. Jordan's coming.

Jordan's my assistant, she's young, she's charming, she's emotional.

She's fantastic!

- Hello! - Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. I had the worst experience.

- What? - What happened?

I got in a fight with the bus driver.

What?

I'm quite delighted when Mia does finally arrive

and she informs me she's taken the 52-seat limousine.

Okay, I was in a cab, there was so much traffic,

so I asked the cab, drop me off and I'll get out and take a bus over.

So he drops me off and the bus just zooms right by me.

The West Van bus is just passing by me and I'm like, "What the hell?"

Well, did the bus not see that you were getting on?

No, I was standing right there.

- Did you wave? - Yeah.

Flagging down a bus isn't the same as flagging down a cab apparently.

So I ran down after him, running in stilettos like, "Stop!

Wait! For me!"

And then he wouldn't stop, so I kept running

and I was knocking on the glass...

So everyone on the bus is screaming, "Let her on the bus!

Let her on the bus!" and nope.

Wasn't letting me on the bus.

- What an. - So everyone's like pointing

and showing me where the next bus stop was,

so I ran as fast as I could.

- Did you write his number down? - It'd be a lot of work.

When I finally got on, I was like, "You have bad karma.

You're a bad person."

He's like, "Whatever you say. Blah, blah, blah."

- So you did get on the bus? - Eventually, after the next bus stop.

But then do you know how much the bus costs?

- No. - Four dollars!

- That's expensive. - $3.75!

I was like, "You're just joking."

He's like, "I'm not lying."

He really didn't want you on that bus.

Nope.

And then everyone on the bus was like, "Yay!"

What is going on under there?

What's with all that sparkle I see. -It's the belt.

Is it okay do you approve? Get away from me.

The girls love to pick on me.

I'm very serious, it's always about work.

They're like, "Come on, Jodes, you'll figure it out without us.

Don't worry."

She's like...

I mean, it's exhausting sometimes the two of them

because they egg each other on

and they get so excited in the moment,

when we're really there for a business meeting.

Okay, guys, so what's the plan?

Do you remember? What are we doing Monday?

It's our newly collected clothing line

and we are planning a huge party this week, complete with models.

200 people, 250 for the party.

The whole concept for the show is- Who's gonna be the models?

- Like-- - Ronnie should be our model.

Yeah, Ronnie's hot, the body. Oh, my God.

And Paige. Paige is hot.

You know, the line will be interesting.

Mia has a really good concept of what she's doing and I'm the bank!

- How fabulous is that? - Oh, that's true.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah, so is...

The Tuberous Sclerosis fundraiser that I've got coming up

is really important to me.

The pressure is on because I still haven't confirmed the venue.

Adam and I are meeting with Peter Girgis

who is a restaurateur in town

and he has offered to let us maybe piggyback

onto one of his restaurants grand openings.

- Hey, buddy! - Hey. How you doing?

- Good man. - How are you?

Now, we just need to get him to commit.

- Fantastic! Have a seat. - Awesome!

I'm glad you guys showed up.

Yeah, man, thanks for having us. -Yeah.

- I like what you did. - Thanks.

- Cool. - The place has been really busy,

it's been really great.

My event is a charity event for Tuberous Sclerosis.

Of course, very near and dear to my heart

as I have a child affected with this disorder,

so we're going to try and raise some money and awareness

and I've written a song.

Adam's producing a song called Hero

that we're just about finished with.

We're going to have a launch of the new song

- and the new single as well. - I'm also having the media event,

so we'll have a lot of the food writers and entertainment

and social writers and bloggers in town.

Okay, I'll have some media too.

I brought Adam along as my secret weapon,

he's very well-connected.

I spoke to Ricky J and I also have Blush,

it just depends on their Visas.

I'm not quite sure who they are, but they must be famous.

- I can get Mike Reno, Loverboy. - Yeah.

- Mike Reno? - They're on tour the next day

so that's why on the 3rd, they're gone.

So we'd have to make it the second, right?

Did they tell you this?

I can't remember his name right now, he's a famous artist, he's a painter.

- Tiko? - No, he's...

Oh, let me look at my phone.

- Jason Gogo. - Oh, Jason Gogo.

Yeah. He's gonna donate two pieces

- that we can auction off. - Really?

Whatever we said worked.

Peter says yes but there's a condition.

The guest list is actually a big deal for me.

I really want to go through and kind of filter

who needs to be there and who shouldn't be there, right?

Peter is very adamant

that he doesn't want any trouble at this event and so am I.

I've been building this place for ages,

I put my heart and soul into it

so this is a really, really special day.

There's some people that you don't want to go, is that what it is?

Peter knows that I know Jody and therefore I must know Mia,

and Mia is not allowed in any of his restaurants.

She threw wine bottles at someone in another restaurant.

She curses at people, she's just got a bad, bad reputation.

I would like to have final say

- on whoever is coming. - Absolutely.

I said, "Don't worry, Mia will not be coming."

I will not invite Mia. Mia will not be a part of this event.

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

Are you coming to Mary's big function?

- Are you going? - If I go,

Mia's going to have to come as well.

I think it's only right.

Well, I guess it's a charity so, okay.

Our Rehab wine launch is coming up quickly

and it doesn't help.

I'm spending so much time attending other people's events.

I'm feeling a lot of pressure.

Oh, my God. Give me the wine.

You know how long this took me to get here?

How long?

I had to go all the way to the airport.

- Hurry, hurry, give me the wine. - Go to the customs guys.

I'm dying to try the wine. Give me the wine!

Our wine from the Napa Vineyard is finally here.

At least, that's one thing that's gone right.

- It's kind of Rose looking. - That's weird.

Oh, well, that's because it's... Whatever.

I am really anticipating trying this wine.

Smells weird.

Ew.

It's not what I was hoping for.

I'm starting to get stressed out.

Jordie's usually a calming entity in my life,

he's a really calm person.

You have a problem.

I have a event with 160

who I probably don't even like half of.

I am gonna breaking down. I am breaking down!

I can't do anymore!

My son is...

I think getting sick of me and I'm losing it.

- Sit down and taste the wine. - Excuse me?

It's not Jhordan's fault,

you know the cat could look at me wrong right now

and I'd get pissed off.

You apologize to me.

Sorry for telling you to shut up. Now, sit down.

- You don't tell me to sit down. - Oh, God.

Just apologize for telling me to shut up

and don't tell me to sit down.

- I'm your mother. - Sorry for saying shut up.

- Please sit down. All right. - All right.

I think it's the 9% alcohol that's killing it.

Who said that we should be doing 9% alcohol anyway?

There a reason that you guys went with a 9% wine?

If you have the same good taste and you can drink more,

that sounds good to me.

Okay, so what I want to do is I want to get someone else

to re-blend this.

We'll get it up to a 12. It's still a light wine if it's a 12.

If the next batch of wine is bad, I am really going to lose it.

Fine.

I'm meeting Christina at a bar called Raw Canvas,

it's a place to drink and paint.

- Hi, Mary! - Hi, honey!

Mary's stressed out about her upcoming fundraiser.

Hey, sweetheart.

Painting is supposed to relieve stress.

I've never painted anything in my life.

- You haven't? I love to paint! - I don't think

- I've ever held a paintbrush. - Hi.

- Hi, I'm Christina. - Christian.

Christian is the resident artist and he seems quite sweet.

Christian, we're still picking out our outfits.

It's tough to find a smock that works with Louis Vuitton.

- Yeah, have you seen them? - Oh, my God, those are gorgeous!

My new Louis Vuitton?

- Aren't they nice? - Beautiful.

Let's not get any paint on them, okay?

Well, whatever.

If you girls are into something more abstract.

- I'm into everything. - Okay.

We need a stool because we'd like to set our drinks on it,

- is that possible? - Yeah.

Darling, may I have another vodka soda please?

- Yeah, no worries. - Thank you so much.

Most great artists drink for a little inspiration,

so I guess we're really no different.

- Mary... - You might need a pencil.

I don't need a pencil. I'm getting on this.

Okay.

I've decided to paint a donkey and Jody.

It's difficult to tell one ass from the other.

So, clearly, the donkey's going to be standing with one hoof over Jody.

Oh, my God.

It's all in good fun.

Christina decides to paint a donkey attacking Jody.

With its hooves, it's clawing at Jody.

- Ooh, my God. - These Louis Vuitton

are uncomfortable. Okay. -Okay.

The more Christina drinks, the more creative she gets.

like I just totally it up.

Turns out, I'm really bad at painting.

- Where is her face? - Right there, that's her nose.

Oh, my God, I love it.

We're being mean, see I think if Ronnie were here,

I think she'd get mad at us.

I think Ronnie is kind of phony. And there I've said it.

Mary's skeptical about Ronnie's loyalty

because she doesn't stand up for Mary.

She seems to be really, really friendly with Jody.

Increasingly friendly with Jody.

- 100,000! - 100,000, I'm so excited!

Did I win?

Christina brings up Ronnie, I have to agree with her.

It's just like I think it's just she wants

to protect herself with Jody.

I think she's afraid.

Like why would she be afraid of Jody? I'm tired of Jody.

I invited Jody know to my event.

Jody's invited, even though Peter's restaurant

are really not Claman friendly.

I don't know that she's gonna probably wanna come but...

anyone that doesn't want to come or doesn't support it.

This is where we have to put all of our differences aside.

Yeah. I agree with that.

The bullying needs to stop amongst us all.

Yeah, well, I don't...

That hasn't been the case thus far, has it?

- It hasn't. - I'm done.

I'm just about done now.

Mary has also painted a donkey

and Jody's standing on the donkey's back and wearing a tiara.

Oh, my God!

Masterpiece by Mary!

Meezer, are you organized? -Yeah.

Today, we're having a meeting and Mia is running the whole show.

We're definitely ready.

I've got the line organized and I've got hair coming and make up.

It's really a meeting about how the whole look

is going to go down with my M.I.A fashion show.

- Hi! Hi, everyone! - Oh, my God!

How are you doing?

- Hi, sweetie, how are you? - Hi, doll!

- Excited for your thing here? - I'm very excited.

- Hello. - Hi! How are you?

My fabulous make up and my hair!

Hi. Say goodbye to everybody.

Natalie!

Hi. Thank you so much for coming out.

I know how busy your schedule is for modeling and everything.

I'm so excited about the fashion show!

If Mia really wants success,

she's going to have to learn by doing.

So today, I'll take a backseat.

You know your roster of girls and who you have

and if they're available.

So how many models did you need for the show?

- It's your collection. - Um...

Maybe eight?

Three changes. So maybe seven from you.

- I think it's plenty. - Yeah.

I like how Jody kind of stood back and let me say my opinions

and let me say how I wanted my image. It was really nice of her.

Because usually, she is quite opinionated.

So I brought a model I've worked with who's a pretty big model in our city,

Natalie and I've worked with her before and she's fabulous.

So I brought her because I really like her face and her skin tone

so she really represents the look of what I like.

Mia wants that baby doll alien look.

She wants the focus really to be on the clothes.

And with a really bright red lip, obviously.

Mia's signature.

But not on the teeth like mine normally is.

Just on where it should be.

Okay, well, thank you all for your time,

thank you everyone for coming

and like helping me put my ideas together and helping me execute this.

- M.I.A! - Thank you, everyone!

Bye. -Bye, everyone, thank you so much!

I really appreciate it.

Are you coming to Mary's big function?

Like we're not busy enough with our own party,

now I've been invited to Mary's charity event

that's being hosted this week.

Do you guys want to go? Who else is going?

- Yeah. - The usual.

Probably, Ronnie and Reiko and Christina, maybe Kevin. I don't know.

If I go, Mia's going to have to come as well, I think it's only right.

Well, I guess it's a charity so... okay.

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

This needs higher shoes, so I'm gonna have to get

a more urbany outfit on you with those shoes.

You are this and I want you in massive earrings.

I'm really stressed and I'm really nervous and excited.

It's just I'm a perfectionist and I worked so hard on this

and I just... I really want it to show

how hard I really truly worked on this.

Look at the buildings here.

Look at the business center around it.

I love it. -This could be really, really good.

Robert is my martial arts instructor from Do Jang.

We are meeting together so we can talk about a business plan we have

and maybe go into partnership for the next Do Jang.

Corner suite.

Robert presently owns two Do Jangs

and this would be the third location that he would want to open up.

Hi, I'm Reiko, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

I have had visions of having my own health and fitness club,

and Robert brought it up

that he was interested in a space downtown.

Cafe bar here. We could have the seating here.

- What's around the corner? - Yeah.

Oh, my goodness! Good lord.

It is huge, which is very inspiring.

You could easily run a class in this area

and you could easily have personal training

and so forth or something else in another area.

Look at the wood beams, so it has that mother nature touch to it.

That Zen atmosphere, look at the brick walls,

look at the earthiness of it, right?

I don't want to be just a silent partner,

I want to be involved in the business itself.

You really want to push the envelope on using the entire space.

I also still have to be a mother.

Oh, there's so much potential for this space.

You know it's a very big open space. -Very big.

You couldn't really ask for anything more in this space.

I can see the branding on the windows already.

I'm going big. Go big or go home.

Hi!

So I've got all the other models upstairs, come on up.

Don't look at my face.

It's the MIA launch today and we're overwhelmed.

I've got a stylist coming, so you'll have a stylist

and myself personally picking

which outfit I kind of see for which girl.

It's been a lot of prep, we've got over 250 people coming,

invitations, flowers, format, all our sponsors.

Chau.

- I think your logo is beautiful. - It's beautiful.

I'm providing all the food, the flowers and the decor,

and Mia's preparing all the clothing and the models.

Gong show!

That's beautiful! Yours, yeah, beautiful.

For my photography wall.

I'm also launching Jody's fine foods

and after months of renovation...

we're finally open.

This is beautiful. Oh, there's yours.

Oh, my God.

- Jody's is horrific. - What?

Mia has been given the duty of doing the sponsors wall,

everything looks fantastic, except for one.

This is why you can't trust anyone to do anything.

- Let me see it! - I sent him an email

and MIA was done beautifully.

What do I look like? It looks like Bam-Bam.

Great way to launch a catering company.

How come everybody else's worked, but mine?

If you're a Flintstone.

Jordan, I need the cards to go in

and I've down tissued with these and I've down tissued with these...

Mia's very stressed, she doesn't want to let herself down,

but she doesn't want to let me down either.

I've paid a lot of money towards this

and I want it to go off with a big bang.

You're kidding me.

I turn the corner

and there Mia is sitting in a chair getting her hair done.

- You are kidding me! - I haven't had a second!

- Don't kill me please. - Not today! Mia, are you nuts?

It's not a trim, it's a full on color treatment.

What the hell are you doing?

She's like, "Mom, what's the matter with you?

Look at my roots!"

Jodes, I have loaded and lugged and loaded and lugged for two weeks.

What do you think I've been doing, sitting on my tucus?

My hair looks worse than yours, you don't see me...

You have not been doing any heavy lifting there,

you've been cooking up a storm.

Cooking, chopping, cooking...

I've been physically carrying everything.

Jody is like stunned when she sees me having the hair done

but she never expects less from me.

I cannot go out there and have bad roots.

Appalling.

Well, this is a sight to see, models eating.

It's just for pretend, right?

We are really in charge of everything.

Walk, walk, walk. Arrogant, arrogant, arrogant.

From the clothes the girls are wearing to the way they look,

everything is on our schedule and time of how it needs to go.

This needs higher shoes,

So I'm gonna have to get a more urban outfit on you with those shoes.

Mia is incredible when it comes to fashion,

she has beautiful style and it's very individual.

Try it without a bra and then we'll see how it goes.

Bra is needed.

Yeah, you're right.

You are in this and I want you in massive earrings.

- These go in gift bags. - Okay.

I'm exhausted, but now that I've got the models in their outfits,

- Okay. - and their jewelry,

I'm feeling good.

But it's just I'm a perfectionist and I've worked so hard on this.

I'm really stressed and I'm really nervous and excited.

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

♪ It ain't the thrill Of Michael Jackson ♪

Turn up the tempo, the tempo, you set up the tempo.

Chase wants to express himself on the guitar,

but I need to have him focus. "Chase, get it together!"

When you're singing, you gotta let me do my thing.

- You've gotta follow the singer. - I'm getting bored.

It's the night before my big fundraiser

and so I'm just gonna kind of prepare for tomorrow.

Do you remember it?

My middle son Chase has Tuberous Sclerosis

and he will be performing at the charity event.

How's that?

The song has been changing faster than we could rehearse it,

so Chase and I have our work cut out for us.

♪ It ain't the thrill Of Michael Jackson ♪

They turned up the tempo, the tempo is not...

- What? - We sped up the tempo.

You did?

Can you just play it a little bit faster?

- Sure. - I really need him

to go with the flow of a live singer, 'cause he's not really done that.

Hon, you've got to follow the singer.

Dude, that's how it goes.

Hon, you gotta follow the singer.

You know, like... - I want Chase to understand

that he's got to kind of follow along as I lead

because I might change things up at the last minute.

- ♪ You! ♪ - Yeah, I know.

♪ Poetry in motion ♪

Because I'll follow you, right? You follow me, I'll follow you.

I sometimes sing ahead of the track or behind the track.

♪ It ain't Elvis Aaron Presley It ain't... ♪

Chase wants to express himself on the guitar,

but I really need him to play it the way we recorded it.

- It is? - Yeah.

Uh-oh!

Sometimes, I get so frustrated

because he really wants to express himself and do different riffs,

but I really need to have him focus, "Chase, get it together."

I need him to just focus.

Just play it whatever you want to do.

Let's play it and I'll just sing along.

It should be an interesting performance.

Wow!

Oh, nice. Nice.

Ronnie's the first guest to arrive

and I'm not sure why she's here so early.

I arrived at Jody's store expecting everything to be in full swing,

but apparently, I'm two hours early.

I only invited Ronnie

because I really don't want the rest of the girls there.

Um... do they have wine?

Cheers, love.

I think that they've sort of had some controversy with everybody

except for myself.

So I'm thinking I will probably be the only one of us there.

Hannah!

Hello. -I hope that she stays off the sauce,

we've still got a couple of hours before show time.

Hannah. This is my husband Jhordan.

Son.

The general scene is, it's a little tense.

I think Mia is a tiny stressed out.

Okay, banana, let's go.

Are we allowed to go upstairs?

I know that Hannah wanted me to walk upstairs and kept pulling me.

Honey, you've got to stop bringing people up,

we want everybody to be surprised.

- Mia kind of like snapped. - It's a big surprise.

There's so many people up here.

Of course, my niece Paige is modeling in the show tonight,

which is very awkward because I couldn't even say hello to Paige,

we kind of looked at each other and I was kind of shooed

- back down the stairs. - Oh, my gosh!

Don't let me fall down the stairs.

Yes, you're welcome that I attended your event this evening.

No running. You gonna break an ankle.

We've got a lot of people invited to the event

and we're really excited.

A bit worried that there may be too many people for the space.

But Mia says, "Don't worry, Mom, 25 to 30 percent don't come."

Please, God, let her be right.

Pretty much everyone has arrived

and the fashion show is less than 30 minutes away.

Are you excited, you organized?

I'm so excited. I just like...

Everyone's here, I can't believe it all turned out.

And the models, they're so beautiful.

Well, Meezers. Let's break a leg,

let's have a good time, enjoy yourself.

I love you.

- Hello, my darling! - So nice.

You look gorgeous! Thank you for coming.

Jody's the world's greatest party host.

She knows how to have fun.

Ibiza!

I wish I could be having as much fun as she is.

Pink, orange, black, orange.

But I'm busy working.

People!

- Mazletoff! - Mazletoff!

Yes, everybody!

Mia's really busy upstairs, organizing the models,

making sure they're buns are correct, their lipstick's red enough,

their faces are pale enough, eyes are far enough apart.

You know, the usual.

When the lights go completly down to black,

15 seconds to get down the stairs. Slowly.

It's really crowded upstairs

and really crowded downstairs as well.

They need to come all the way down here,

they're coming all the way down.

Gonna have to get you to move down, the girls are coming.

It's pretty crowded in there

and fortunately, the models don't take up too much room.

Where's this fashion show? We gotta get this show on the road.

Let me go see what's happening here. Come on, girls, hurry.

I'm gonna call you when to go, okay?

Jordan's in charge of the lights.

There could be a delay.

Jordan!

It's time to start the show and nothing's happening.

Finally, the lights go down.

It's show time.

Chou, our senior angel, looks fantastic.

Tonight, I don't have a proper space for a runway,

it doesn't work with the logistics of the store,

so it makes more sense that they come down the stairs

and walk through the people and I thought to use the stairs

because that's how Haute Couture used to show their collections.

As Coco Chanel, the models

would originally come down the stairs.

Oh, my God, it was amazing! Yes! Even Jody was impressed.

All in all, it was a fantastic party and I'm so proud of Mia.

Now, girls go down and mingle in my outfits!

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

Make some noise for Mary!

I'm about ready to sing,

microphone in hand and in walks Jody and Mia.

Everyone's mood shifts.

- Mom, do I have to go to this thing? - - Yes, you have to come.

Tonight, I am taking both of my lovely sons,

Jordie and Houston, to Mary's event.

How long is gonna be till?

We'll just go for a couple of hours, I'm so sick right now.

- Mary's singing right? - Yes.

Mary sings?

- You didn't know that? - No.

It's a little surprising that Houston doesn't know that Mary was a singer.

She had like two hits a while ago.

But I think he was just very young when Mary was singing.

Really? So how old would I have been?

Really young. Anyway, let's go support Mary tonight as sick as I am,

I'm going to do this.

I'm about to wear a beautiful sequined top

and my tall boots and a long black jacket.

Yes or no? It's kind of cute.

The tux jacket?

Okay.

I think it's really fashionable like if you were in Paris or something.

It doesn't? I like over size.

- It's man's. - It's a man's

and it's meant to be made like that.

I can see why it's a female thing to want to wear it.

All right, well, you go get ready and we will rock and roll.

Okay, see you in a couple hours. -Okay, honey.

Oh, Jhordan, I could wear black leggings with this.

Mary's charity event is this evening

and we've just found out where the event is going to be held.

Hey, Meez.

The restaurant manager's name is Peter Girgis

and Mia is not on friendly terms with him at all.

With the guest list, I just really want to filter who needs to be there

and who shouldn't be there.

Meez, come on, you have to go.

Just kill me now.

I really, really, really don't want to go.

- You have to go. - Why do I have to go?

I don't like Peter Girgies,

I would never support or go to any restaurant of his.

There was some sort of altercation in a club

and someone attacked Mia and they threw Mia out.

That episode that you had was a few years ago.

It was a few years ago but I know him,

he's still gonna harp on it because that's what he's like.

I know Peter has it out for me.

I'm pretty sure if I go down there, he's gonna say something to me.

That's why I don't really want to go down there

because I don't look for drama and trouble.

I need some blush. Mary will not let Peter Girgis get in the way of you.

- Trust me-- - He goes by what he wants to do.

He's not a nice person...

Mary's a mom, she has three young boys,

she would never allow Peter

to embarrass you or embarrass herself.

What is she stupid?

I made her a promise that everything will be fine

and there won't be an issue

and I really, really want her to support the charity.

I think it's extremely important.

Be kind. Please.

Let's just go. Just be kind for me. Nothing is going to go down.

Do I really want to down and support Mary? No.

Would I normally go into Chinois? No.

I'm only going because I have a fabulous outfit to wear.

Okay, go get your shoes on, let's get out of here.

Goodness. I need Botox, look at those wrinkles.

Our carpet has arrived and vanity wall has arrived.

And I have a feeling it's going to be a really great night,

I just hope the people arrive.

Mary's event is at a lovely brand new restaurant called Chinois.

Oh, Ronnie.

I bring my friend Kevin, who comes to me whenever we go anywhere.

My husband's in London, so I'm bringing my friend Darla.

I've not been feeling well but I'm gonna...

Have mercy on me!

- Hi. - Hey, how are you?

Ronnie. Oh, my God.

Hi!

- We're doing okay, right? - Yeah.

Honey.

I am so ill, I've been in bed all day with a horrendous flu.

I was sleeping in bed literally an hour ago.

And I've actually even thrown up several times.

- Hi, sweetie. How are you? - I'm fine, how are you?

I'm really sick.

Thanks, Ronnie, I really wish you had told me that

before you kissed me.

- This is my son, Chase. - Hi.

Hey, Chase. How are you?

Hi, Ronnie.

- Can I try out the guitar? - Yeah, sure.

I'm excited to listen to you, when do you guys go on?

Yeah, we will be going in about 20 minutes.

- Oh, my God! - I know!

Glad you guys are here! Hi, Darla, how are you?

I felt that there was this element of tension just like...

is so and so gonna show up?

I don't know if Jody is coming or not coming.

I would expect she's probably not

because she's not really my biggest fan.

I did invite her. I don't know if she's coming.

- She is. She's coming. - She is coming?

She told me.

Maybe she'll donate something other than misery for once.

How are you doing?

Good luck! You look beautiful.

I am very excited to hear Mary sing

because I have not heard Mary sing in maybe 12, 13, 14 years.

Sing, sing, sing.

I have never really heard Mary sing.

A little bit, a tiny bit at my birthday

but I am really excited about it.

How's everybody doing tonight? Yeah.

I know how that feels when you're about to perform

and go in stage in front of everyone.

So I'm a bit nervous for her.

Make some noise for Mary.

I'm about ready to sing, microphone in hand

and right across in front of me, Jody, Mia and two other blonde girls.

I look over and I see all this fur stampeding towards us.

Jody and Mia decided to arrive

with two other fur clad trampy looking blondes.

And Mia is in tow?

Last I checked, she wasn't on the guest list.

Now that Jody and Mia have decided to show up, everyone's mood shifts.

Could I count on them to ruin an event?

I mean, if they're showing up at somebody's event

whom they don't like, then, yeah.

Was that to kind of psyche Mary out?

I mean, they stood right front and center and they stared her down.

Now if I were Mary, I think that would have done

a little something to me.

I think they were trying to intimidate her.

For them to come across the stage right before I sang

and stand there with these smirky looks on their faces,

all I could concentrate on that moment on

was just, "You don't think I can sing and that's why you're here,

why don't you take a listen to this."

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

I can always count on Jody and Mia to ruin a good event.

I just don't want Mia anywhere near my restaurant.

You know you're not allowed in here, right?

Oh, my God.

- I was shocked. - Thank you so much.

- I'm fired... No. - Are you all right?

Listen to the words and listen to her beautiful voice

and make some noise for Mary Zilba!

I'm about to sing

but having Jody and her blonde gang staring me down

is somewhat nerve-wracking.

But you know what?

When I pick up the mike and hear the music...

it's a feeling I can't really describe.

I'm proud of myself.

♪ It ain't Elvis Aaron Presley ♪

♪ It ain't the cool James Dean ♪

I just sat there and I thought, "I am so incredibly proud of you.

♪ It ain't the one that wrote My favorite love song ♪

I'm so glad that she's singing again.

She has such a powerful voice.

She's tiny and it's remarkable.

♪ It's you! ♪

♪ My poetry in motion! ♪

♪ It's you! ♪

At this point, I'm trying not to focus too much on Chase

because I am an emotional person and I know that I could break down.

And I don't want to.

♪ I don't care if you've ever read A book ♪

♪ I don't care about The superman look ♪

♪ Since you... ♪

♪ You're my hero ♪

♪ You're my hero ♪

I never ever in my wildest dreams would have thought

that I'd have my son up there with me.

I sacrificed a lot to be the mom that I wanted to be.

♪ You're my hero ♪

You know what? It's what I know how to do.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

I didn't know you had lungs like that!

Honey, the lungs were beautiful. Well done.

Mary's song was perfect. It was wonderful.

- That was amazing! - Really?

- Yes! - That was absolutely amazing.

You know what? To see Mary get back up there,

I thought, "Girl, you deserve this one."

I'm getting through it.

Do I think the song will raise money? Yes, of course.

Do I think she's gonna be a show stopper at 50 full of filler?

No.

We finally sit down and we're drinking our drinks

when this Peter boy, one of the owners, sees Mia.

Mary will not let Peter Girgis get in the way of you. Trust me.

- We are... - He's going to do

what he wants to do, he's not a nice person.

We know we have to leave.

And Mia's like, come on, I want to go.

We're going. We're through now.

I get up to leave and as I leave, I hear this.

"Hey, Mia. Hey, Mia."

Peter Girgis.

You know you're not welcome here.

It's malicious. It's not nice.

- Oh, my God. - I was shocked.

Next thing I know, Mia's outside screaming.

I didn't want to come to this place.

I'm 50 years of age. I have never been removed

from an environment in my whole entire life.

They did?

I can always count on Jody and Mia to ruin a good event.

This meant too much to me.

I just don't want Mia anywhere near my restaurants.

They're just trash and I don't want them anywhere

near my businesses.

Thank you so much.

Could Mary have been responsible for throwing Mia out.

No. I just thought Jody was coming.

I invited Jody, I didn't invite Mia, I guess she had a plus one so...

I mean, if you look at the whole picture,

- it's a possibility. - I can't believe it.

At a charity event?

- He crossed a line. - Yeah. That's not fair.

Not cool.

It's like, here we go again. It never ends.

I mean, she said it straight up, she had nothing to do with it.

So you just gotta take her word for it.

Next time on the season finale

of The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

I can't believe I'm actually launching a wine label.

Let's go get a drink.

Let's be realistic, did you think it was going to end pretty?

Come on. Good luck.

They go in a room and they just demolish it.

I was attacked by Mia.

- What? - Here we go again.

Here we go again.

I do think that if everybody maybe would just get together,

a lot of things would be concluded.

You trash everyone and then you can't stand up to it.

Don't tell me about my integrity.

Talking about you taking responsibility for your actions.

Reiko, let's be honest.

Somebody at this table is going to wish to hell

that they never met me.

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