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We are writing a song

that is going to support my charity of Tuber sclerosis.

♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

- I do have emergency vodka. - Do you?

You look great. -Well, yours is just short and sexy,

so that's all I got to say for you.

I'll be like, "Mia you forgot your panties."

I don't think that Jody would be surprised

to hear that Mia has slept with anyone let alone me.

You spoke to me yesterday and said everything in my store

was second-hand.

I don't want to engage with trash.

- Reiko, you don't understand, honey. - She's saying she didn't say it.

So what's to say she's not gonna hate me tomorrow.

All of the cars that you drive are stolen,

how do you like that, sweet cheeks?

She over charged you?

She doesn't want to say that she's wrong.

And I just said, "If you're just so desperate

for the $2,000, just keep it.

Reiko doesn't understand the concept of business.

Let's call a truce, I'm hearing that.

We've all agreed to disagree and we'll smile at each other

the next time we see each other, perhaps.

At this stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like it is and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane, catch me if you can!

I traded being a singer to being a mom

but now I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver's a gold mine and I love to go digging.

We've got this gorgeous place in our back yard?

I didn't even know this existed here.

Such a beautiful summer day.

Being back from the wine tour,

it's pretty great to be able to spend some alone time

with my best friend again.

It's nice to be back from the Okanagan but it was fun.

Yeah, I had a great time actually.

I liked our little stuff that we did together.

- That was fun, right? - That was good, wasn't it?

Our little side-by-side scrub downs.

But Ronnie has to bring Jody up.

I thought at dinner the one night,

you guys both said you felt that you had reached a bit of a truce.

Ah!

Well, it... You know what? For me, it was just a means to an end.

What?

You both said that you felt that,

you know, there was a bit of a resolution.

- So I'm very happy about that. - Well, what I say and what she says

are two different things.

You don't feel like there was a resolution?

No, because I... No, I don't believe anything Jody says.

Oh, my God. It never ends.

I didn't want your event to be a catastrophe

and I know that it had the potential to become that

so I just decided, okay, I'll call a truce just for that event

but, truthfully, I don't trust Jody,

I think what she's done to me is irreparable.

Yeah, I trust Jody about as far as I can throw her.

Obviously not far.

Fur coats and fake tiaras are heavy, you know.

Honey, I'm getting tired of all the drama.

- Yeah. - I'm tired of it. I really am.

I'm really getting tired of it. Like I'm telling you,

- I'm tired of it. - Yeah. It's severe.

It is and there's two events coming up,

we have Reiko's Bollywood party coming up and the Loden.

Oh, yeah. -So just be on your best behavior.

As my best friend, Ronnie should factor in

how horrific Jody's been to me and say,

"I'm not gonna condone someone being so rude and mean to her."

I need to know that if she does start something

- that you've got my back. - Absolutely. 100%.

Hi, Reiko! Nice to see you again! - Hi.

Nice to see you too, Kevin.

My husband's birthday is coming up,

he is a really good father.

I'm gonna catch you!

And in honor of his heritage, I'm planning a Bollywood party.

So today I'm meeting with the event planners

at the Renaissance Hotel.

Did you want to just walk around the space kind of that we have?

Good idea.

I do want it to be extravagant.

You were talking about having a big elephant out there...

- Two. - Two elephants.

And I know I have a little bit of a habit

going over the top with extras.

I know that I ordered a lot of options,

- You did. - $10,000 personalized luggage.

We made a special drink today,

it's basically a Bollywood sunrise. - I'll try it.

And, yeah, when I'm given a gin before noon...

It's really good.

We're gonna have a dance performance.

We are going to hire Bangarra dancers.

One of the Bollywood dance teams that opened up during the Olympics.

Oh, wow.

I definitely do think it's worth it though.

Can we have boys in turbans, please?

We can arrange something.

The price might go a little bit higher.

And that's with the drums

and everything, a little bit of pyrotechnics.

Another ten grand.

I really want those.

- Hello! - Hello.

- Hi. - This is Evan.

- I'm Evan. Hi, nice to meet you. - He is flowers extraordinaire...

I've seen your work. Amazing. Now, make mine amazing.

When you walk in it needs to be "wow."

So this area needs to be "wow" If we do swaging through the center,

off to the sides and then hang colorful chandeliers.

- Oh, I love it, I love it. - In reds and fuchsia.

- Love it already. - It'll be fantastic.

I basically want this party to be pretty much over the top,

let's just say the party of the year.

- Okay? - Awesome.

They were telling me it was gonna cost

in the range of about $80,000 or so.

Oh, my God! This is fun.

Oh, well, my husband can afford it.

It's extremely busy at work right now but I've taken a break

because I need to have a little chat with Christina...

If she ever gets here.

Oh, hello.

I'm really stunned that Christina has the audacity

to make me wait for an hour and a half.

How come you're so late? I'm like, don't you value time?

No, and I don't.

- But you must learn to. - I must.

Obviously, I would never wait this long if it wasn't so important.

Seriously, I'm so busy, lovey.

I know you are.

I only have so much time in my day to meet and chat and talk and...

- I work. - I know.

Jody wants to meet about something, probably something to do with Mia.

So did you have a nice time with Mia the night you girls went out?

We did. You know, we had a great time.

Like what went on that night?

I'm intrigued by you because I think you are really sweet.

I'm just gonna become lesbian.

Well, uh...

she actually spent the night at my house.

- Lovely. - Yes.

So we had an adult sleepover... we're two grown women.

Big deal.

We had a nice time.

The two of you. Honestly.

I don't think they slept.

- Big deal. - It's sad for me. You know?

I don't think it's worth getting really upset over.

I can't help myself.

I love watching Jody squirm.

How can you expect me to feel warm and fuzzy

when you, girls, were doing such a horrendous act?

Keeping Mia away from Christina is really important.

I'm kyboshing any idea that they're going to socialize.

It's really disgusting.

Part of me feels that you've been a traitor to me.

Well, I'm sorry that you feel that way.

- I'm offended by it. - Okay.

Well, at least we got to the bottom of it.

Yes.

That's not the only thing I got to the bottom of.

I'm not sure that I can trust everything

that comes out of Christina's mouth.

But I will get the truth out of Mia one way or another.

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Six, seven, eight.

- Okay. Okay. - That's hard.

- Oh, my God. - What are you making?

Nothing like chocolate and champagne to get the truth out of someone.

She told me that you stayed at her house all day and...

- That true or not true? - No...

- Tell the truth. - It's not.

Come on.

Come on. Come, come, come, come. Hey, guys!

- Hey! - Hi!

- Is that your dog? - It's George.

The day is finally here!

I'm really excited to record the song that I wrote with Adam H.

- Get in the booth. - Okay, George man.

George, you want to sit with me? George is gonna co-produce this.

I haven't recorded a song in years.

So, yeah, I'm freaking out a bit.

If this dog pees on me, I'm gonna be pissed.

We'll just do a rough one for fun, okay?

Yeah? I'm going to let you

- sing along with your track. - Can I get some levels in here?

Where am I? Where am I?

I'm just gonna, you know, until we really can punch it.

What are you talking about?

♪ Got me through the pain Got me through the pain ♪

♪ Got me through the pain Got me through the pain ♪

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Focus and then verse.

♪ It ain't Elvis Aaron Presley ♪

Does something sound wrong to you?

It was a painful start.

Okay, so are you ready?

Yeah.

♪ It ain't... ♪

We're gonna try that one more time. Just like that only different.

Think about what you're singing. We're talking about a hero, right?

So I really want you to get into the mood of that.

- Okay. - Okay?

Adam did a great job

of reminding me what the song is about...

my son.

♪ It's you My poetry in motion ♪

♪ It's you The one that I look up to ♪

♪ It's you My daily inspiration ♪

♪ It's you Nobody but you ♪

Look at you, you cocky thing!

I like the o!

Nice!

You want to come in and listen?

- Yeah. - Good job.

The big test is hearing it back.

- You ready? - Yeah.

- Okay, are you ready? - George, you ready?

And I'm nervous all over again.

- Are we freaking you out. - Yeah, a little.

♪ You're my hero ♪

♪ It ain't Elvis Aaron Presley ♪-Oh, my God, you guys!

♪ It ain't James Dean It ain't no rebel without a cause ♪

- You feel better now? - I love the track.

The whole point was to raise awareness

for Tuber sclerosis

and my son Chase gave me the courage to come back to the studio.

Chase is really my hero.

Wow.

I'm holding a charity event for Tuber sclerosis next week

and I decided right then and there that I'd perform a song.

What do you guys think if we could do the song there?

- Very cool. Very cool. - Wow. Awesome.

We could raise some good money for charity.

Thanks, guys, I'm excited,

- the song sounds great. - Our pleasure.

Thank you, thank you. I love you, Adam!

Thanks, guys. Thank you so much! -George, shake a paw?

♪ You're my hero ♪

Hello!

Glad to see you started locking the door.

Is that so I can't come and go as I please?

- Yeah. I'm making my outfit. - I love it.

I'm wearing the kimono of truth.

It's fabulous.

Jody said I had to come over, she didn't say what it was for.

What are you making? -What do you want Chocolate Soufflé?

Hopefully it's just to feed me.

A glass of Champagne would be nice.

Nothing like chocolate and champagne

to get the truth out of someone

and I want to know if she or Christina

are lying about the night they went out and stayed out.

So I met up with Christina yesterday.

Yep.

Oh, no! That's not good.

She completely threw you under the bus.

She's saying that you got home at three the next day.

I told you that!

You didn't tell me you stayed at her house.

I didn't stay at her house, I was just sick.

Well, she did tell me that you like you threw up everywhere

- and you were sick all day. - I didn't throw up everywhere...

I threw up. I was... Didn't feel good,

I couldn't drink as much as her and keep up to her. Big deal.

I know but guess what? My feelings were kind of hurt, Mia.

She told me that you stayed at her house all day

and is that true or not true?

- No... - Tell the truth.

- It's not. - You never stayed at her house?

No.

Who's telling the truth?

If Jody knew I was sleeping at Christina's... Oh, my...

She'd kill me.

So are you gonna go out with her again?

No.

Christina could be a bad influence on Mia.

Tell me, my pretty,

what is the evil woman cooking up now?

Oh, be quiet.

I just had the best idea. Let's forget everything.

We need a knife so I can do that knife-cutting thing.

It's a great idea. Give me a try.

She gets distracted easily. She's getting old.

Party in the ho...

Told you!

First shot to your mother. No messing around.

It worked. Hopefully that's the end of it.

we made such a mess, it's everywhere.

- Hi! - Hi!

- I'm Reiko. - Hi, I'm Rohan.

- Rohan, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

I'm at the Bollywood dance class because I'm learning to do a routine

that I want to surprise Sun with for his birthday.

Oh, my God, I'm so excited but I'm very nervous

because I've never done this before.

What would be better than to have me do a Bollywood dance for my husband?

We'll demonstrate what you're going to learn today.

- Okay, perfect. - Okay?

- Sounds good. - Lovely.

They've got a lot of energy these Bollywood dancers

I'm telling you.

Down up, down up, that's it.

Wow. That's... Okay.

- I know I... - It might seem like a lot

in the beginning but it's really easy.

- You'll get it. I'm sure. - Okay. All right.

I felt nervous. I felt I was a little bit on a time crunch,

I had to learn a routine so quickly.

Go. One and two and three and four. -I felt pressure.

One, two, three, four.

Scoop and hand, scoop and hand.

- Oh, scoop and hand? - Yeah. So, do that.

Kind of like this, you know?

- Six, seven, eight. - I forgot the scoop.

Okay. Okay.

It's harder than it looks.

One, two, three, four. Around and out, around and...

Just can't seem get that...

Is it okay? Is it too hard?

- Ready? Recap it? - All right.

- All right. - Let's go.

Oh, my God, I'm a bit of a perfectionist

and this is far from perfect.

The foot goes front first or?

Even if you forget just keep smiling.

What have I gotten myself into?

- It's about remembering. Oh, my God. - One more time. One more time.

And five, six, seven, eight. Hip to the side. Hip to the side.

I did that wrong.

It's hard.

I have two days to figure this out, so this is not good.

- Okay, I guess I gotta practice. - Let's go.

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With your grandmother's china, I think it's just stunning,

- don't you? - Yeah, it's beautiful.

There's a really tender side to Jody, she guards it well.

Mia had gotten so drunk

and had to spend the night at my house.

What?

Odd... very odd.

It's boiling hot, don't touch it.

With everything that's been going on socially,

I really need to smother myself with work and family.

My cook book is the perfect combination,

the project is a tribute to my late father.

You did such a nice job!

I picked it! -You did, you're such a good girl.

And my two girls are helping me with this long overdue photo shoot

that will make the pages pop.

- There we go. - That looks really cute.

I didn't realize that I needed a stylist

so late last night I rang a girlfriend,

and she was ever so kind

to give me the name of a woman named Becky

who helped us put it all together.

This is what I'm thinking.

Does that look okay, Becky?

I think this cookbook is long overdue for her.

I think she should do a whole volume of them.

I'd love to find the ladybug in the garden

and stick it on, you know? Freedom would be.

I want the Jody Bible to be special.

I want to put my heart and soul into it,

I want it to be visually beautiful.

We're going to pour the coolies as we shoot it.

I've prepared a lot of different dishes,

you know I've made pound cake

and butter tarts and carrot cake, chocolate cake.

A tea party.

All right. Put it in the back.

- So, Jody, if you could... - I want the photos

to like captivate who I am, all the food has to wink at you.

I want people to make this food, taste it

and feel what I give to others.

And with your grandmother's china

I think it's just stunning, don't you?

It is beautiful.

My dad was my inspiration.

He was a rancher. He had old school values.

Values of very strong morals and high work ethic.

He always said to me, "You will do things

that will make me proud."

I just wish dad were here to see what I'm doing.

I loved him so much.

Lisa. Thank you!

- Great working with you! - Great day!

There's a really tender side to Jody, she guards it well.

A lot of people don't see it but it's there big time.

I'm really pleased. Thank you for everything.

- Cheers, Mia! - Cheers.

To get everyone in the spirit for my Bollywood event,

I'm hosting a Mandi tea party.

What's going on?

Is there too many females in the kitchen?

I know how that could be.

Mandi is the art of using henna

to do designs on the hands and feet for usually weddings.

Who's that? Who's that?

- My friend. - Is it my friend or your friend?

- It's our friend! - Hi! May I come in?

Well, everyone knows when you're entering

an Asian household, no shoes,

so, Christina, those boots have got to come off.

Oh, my God! Is she getting it?

- No. - Pull down here.

I had a bit of a hard time

getting my Louis Vuitton boots off.

They're half a size too small but I really like them.

Oh, my God!

There! Yay!

We got her undone!

On the way to Reiko's, I stopped

at the Bay's private shopping department

to shop and to apologize to the staff yet again.

Nobody wants to hear that my goods are second-hand

when they're spending thousands of dollars in my store.

The first thing I said was "I'm so sorry

about the behavior."

She said, "No, no, it's just that I can't believe

that Jody would do this".

Just never ends.

I'm getting tired of it.

I just saw Mia get so...

- Ugly. - ugly... Thank you.

When Mia whips around and she does one of these

like brings her cheeks up right up to her face

to mimic Mary. - To mimic, like, Mary.

But Mary has beautiful cheeks.

A woman would pay thousands of dollars

to get those cheeks and hers are natural.

Hers are natural. Exactly.

Yeah, I've got some friends who aren't fans of Jody and Mia.

You had lunch with Jody yesterday.

I had coffee with Jody yesterday actually.

- Okay. - She does really like

to give me advice,

I think she said more than ten times,

"Oh, Christina, men spoil you,

you've never done anything for yourself."

That's quite the re-enactment.

Hypocritical, disgusting, disturbing and disrespectful.

Jody spoils Mia and Mia is a spoiled brat.

Considering that Mia had gotten so drunk

a couple nights before

and needed to spend the night at my house.

What?

I like a little shock value.

First of all... What are you doing with Mia?

She wouldn't leave my house till six pm the next day.

Not six am, six pm.

Spending the night together... odd.

Very odd.

I'm really excited about this party tomorrow night.

I know. I'm a little bit nervous!

- Is Jody coming to your party? - Yes, of course.

I haven't disinvited Jody, that would be in poor taste.

Besides this is the perfect opportunity

for her to apologize to me.

...misunderstanding regarding a bill at her store.

She charged me $2,000 merchant fee on top of it.

It's for merchants, not the consumer. That's the key.

She doesn't want to say that she's wrong.

She's never wrong. She said, "I am never wrong."

Jody has also had a bit of an attitude

about my Bollywood event.

She had asked me you know, "Tell me about this party

that your throwing for Sun, for his birthday,"

and I said, "Oh, it's a Bollywood theme

and she threw her head back and said, "Oh, like that's never been done."

What?

Oh, that's nice.

Over the past few weeks, I've noticed Reiko's opinion of Jody

slowly change.

Are you nervous at all about Jody's behavior?

Every event we have, she seems to... -It's true.

Well, I would just hope

that she doesn't disrespect me or my family.

Yeah. Absolutely, I agree with you. - I'm hoping

but she does have a history of doing that though.

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I felt like I was actually in India.

We had a dress code for the party.

I love you. You're the best.

Why are you talking to her?

All the work is finally done and now it's time to party.

I'm excited. I've not been to a Bollywood party.

She had Bollywood dancers,

fabulous samosas and great Indian food.

I felt like I was actually somewhere in India.

It's pretty exotic. I love it.

It was going so well until I saw...

There was this rush of cold air that entered into the party.

All of a sudden I needed a parka.

The lighting is so bright.

I've been to many Bollywood parties, especially living in London,

it was quite you know...

In about 10-12-15 years ago.

When I was walking through the door,

everybody was looking at us and smiling and cheering.

Gorgeous!

It was a good vibe to start the night.

My God, beautiful!

I was feeling really good in my pink sari

until I see Reiko frickin' look like a stunning goddess.

I know, right?

Jody was the pink elephant in the room.

She didn't even come to say hello let alone apologize for anything.

Not impressed.

Reiko is waiting for Jody to come to her,

Jody is waiting for Reiko to come to her...

This is a game.

Whatever. I was having way too much fun with the other girls.

Everybody's having a great time.

Except Jody.

Ronnie and I were talking

about the differences between Mary and myself.

I'm starting to wonder if Jody has any other topics.

Jody is running out of people to listen to her trash talk.

Ronnie's the only one left. For now.

I know Mary's going to think I'm probably cheating on her.

I know her so well.

Why are you talking to her?

- Because she... - Like you're best friends?

It's strange for me to hear Ronnie say

I'm her best friend, she loves me,

yet she doesn't stand up for me with Jody.

She lets her daughter assault me.

I find that to be wrong.

Blood is thicker than water.

Are you my sister or are you my stepsister?

But you're not acting like that. -Come on, give me a break.

We've got better things to talk about like Mia...

and her freaking outfit.

We had a dress code for the party.

Pit bull Mia is dressed in some feather ostrich outfit.

Literally looking like the black sheep.

One thing's for sure, I always know where they are.

I'm trying not to get caught up in any party drama,

I need to focus on my Bollywood dance routine...

and my heart is pounding.

I know Reiko is very nervous about her dance.

Let's give a warm welcome to our girl, Reiko.

Oh, my God...

I love you, Reiko.

Oh, my gosh, Reiko's dance, it was beautiful.

She looks amazing. I'm very proud of her.

I was like, "Wow, beautiful."

She kind of was like Mini Mouse at the beginning

of a Walt Disney pre fab show.

Happy birthday, I love you!

Sunny is really enjoying everything I've done for him,

I couldn't be more happier.

After Reiko's performance, everyone just danced and mingled.

Mia!

Mia and I do not speak whatsoever

and she thinks everyone's out to get her. I'm certainly not.

I've already had her!

Reiko's party was fun but I prefer the Four Seasons.

Wow, look at that cake!

I totally feel like I pulled this off.

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- Is Reiko okay? - Reiko is out 2500 bucks.

People see dollar signs, they take advantage, Jody included.

I was stunned that Reiko spoke like that about us.

We get charged a user fee and she's cross about it?

I'm disappointed!

Wake up, moron!

I have a lot on my plate right now

but my cookbook is a joy for me, I'm really, really excited about it

and it's all starting to sort of fit into place.

- Darling! - Hi, Jody!

How are you, my love?

It's a big project, I'm already running behind,

I'm slightly frustrated and I've had a few meltdowns.

You told me it'd be done, it's not done.

I thought it would be finished, Moses!

I've been anticipating you all day to see you.

Yeah, I'm very excited to show you the pictures today.

The renovation of Jody's Fine Foods is almost done now.

So the timing of my cookbook couldn't be more perfect.

- That! - That's beautiful.

Beautiful, love the tea cups, love the cookies, love sugar,

I just think it's beautiful. It's so... It's so me. It's Artisan.

- It's very Marie Antoinette. - Yes.

I'm really overwhelmed.

I'm really excited about what is going to transpire.

I just wish dad were here to see what I'm doing,

I know that he'd be very proud of the cookbook.

So this is uh a close up of the flowers.

My favorite photo is one of chocolate cake

looking over a chandelier.

It's so emotional. This is so muted

and this is so strong, it's so beautiful.

Father loved chocolate cake and he loved a cold glass of milk,

so when I look at the picture I have that memory.

I'm going to cry.

I'm really overwhelmed. It's beautiful.

Mary.

Hurry up, my wine glass is empty.

Where are you?

Come on down, sweetie, can you grab the wine?

It's been a busy week, party, party, party.

Tonight is a society event and everyone is going to be there.

I know your wench. Oh, my God, you look gorgeous!

Including Jody. Ugh!

Christina and I decided to go to Mary's house

and get ready with her to go to the Loden event.

We're having a good time getting all dolled up

and having a little bit of wine which equals a little bit of gossip.

Reiko, let's talk about Reiko. Okay? -Is Reiko okay?

She seems a little upset with Jody.

Reiko is not happy with Jody right now?

I guess not.

- And? - Yeah, well.

You know, I don't like to talk behind anybody's back or anything.

Yeah, right. Sure Ronnie. Whatever you say.

I think Reiko's having a bit of a hard time, you know...

I don't know. I'm dying to know. -You don't know?

- No. - You don't know?

- You do know. - I know, I've heard.

Ronnie told me that Jody over charged Reiko's credit card

and then never reimbursed her.

Nice. Is that how she's self-made?

Reiko is out 2500 bucks...

and then Reiko tells me Jody says, "Let's split the difference,"

Let's split the difference with your own money?

- What do does that mean? - What does that mean?

Let's split the difference? What are you talking about?

For her mistake?

- For her mistake. - Thank you, Christina.

- For her mistake. - Wow.

For her freaking mistake

she's gonna split the difference with Reiko?

That's honorable.

People see dollar signs, they take advantage... Jody included.

Jody is sort of, you know, taking her for a ride.

Maybe Ronnie is finally realizing just how brutal Jody can be.

What's extra upsetting about it

is that Reiko and Jody were friends for quite a while

and so to do that to a friend is kind of...

I guess we'll see them tonight.

I just care about having a good time tonight.

None of this is my problem, thank God.

- Ready, Ronnie? - Okay.

- I love it. - Honey, that is so adorable.

You look like a little snow queen. -Snow bunny.

Well, it's supposed to be a 40's party, didn't you know?

- What? What? - I thought it was a Vegas party

- that's why I'm wearing... - No one told me

it was any kind of party at all!

Yeah, it's '40's.-.

Why does no one tell me there was any theme to this party?

Oh, it's of 40s.

- I mean-- - Didn't you hear, Casino Royale?

- Casino Royale? - What's does that mean?

Like, you know, like James Bond.

I won't be wearing this to the James Bond party.

What the is going down. I'm going to get my black dress.

I just got a text from Reiko.

"See you in a few, baby."

I'm not wearing a '40's dress to a James Bond party.

Honey, what are you doing? - Screw it.

This is a daytime dress and I'm not wearing it.

- Come on. - Is she changing?

Yes, dear, I'm changing.

Honey, I need you. I love you. Come.

Auntie Ronnie asked Chase to please zip up her dress.

Just do it.

No matter what happens just squeeze her in there.

Chase I'm sure felt a little bit awkward.

Honey, just... I know my boobs are really big and all but just try.

How do I look, honey?

Jods.

- Jods. - Just a second! Just a second!

It's all about me.

Just a second!

Mia and I are getting ready to go the Loden

and Rosalina our make-up artist is here to help us look beautiful.

I look like a 16-year-old cupcake in this.

This is not cute.

Mia and her wardrobe.

- See, huh? - No.

- No. - No. Absolute not.

She looks like a Russian Christmas tree

but she never has anything to wear, there's never enough of it.

It's all chaos.

- Oh, my God! - It doesn't fit me right.

Oh, my God, you'll definitely look like a Christmas tree.

She's very particular and fastidious about how she looks.

Oh, my God!

I think we have a winner.

- Let's see. - That's gorgeous.

Oh, my gosh! That's beautiful on you.

It's always great to hear what someone else thinks of my outfit

but at the end of the day I'm going to go with what I think.

- So you're excited. - Very.

It's going to be very fun

and Ronnie's coming, she's just a riot,

she was really excited when I spoke to her last.

Ronnie was also told me that Reiko is still saying

I've overcharged her credit card.

I was stunned that Reiko spoke like that about us.

We get charged by American Express a user fee and she's cross about it?

Hello? Meshloka, wake up, moron!

I was disappointed.

I just want to have fun.

You know, I love going to upscale parties

you know, after the party that Reiko threw.

Okay, love, that's enough. The driver's here.

Go get your goodies, your fur, your bag, whatever you're doing.

- Get some jewelry on. - Nice says the lady

getting her hair curled, goodness gracious.

Meezers, you were here two hours before I was.

- I was at work, sweet cheeks. - Don't "sweet cheeks" me, Mia.

Jods, where do you keep your jewelry?

Oh, Jesus. No, Meezers, don't touch my jewelry.

That's what your voice sounds like every single day.

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There's a lot of potential at this party.

I think Reiko is beside herself with Jody.

Oh-ho.

I love you all! I love you all!

What in the world is going on here?

Where are you, guys?

I usually go to a big-society party like this with Jody

but given our current situation, I'm going with the other ladies.

Okay.

Or shall I say, waiting for the other ladies.

Finally. Oh, my God.

How are you doing tonight, Ronnie? -I'm fabulous actually!

Good! You look fabulous.

Oh, yes, the ladies got started without me.

Cheers, guys! Here we go to the Loden.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Cheers!

How is everyone feeling about seeing Jody?

I have absolutely no issues.

I don't want to be involved with all of it.

- And, Reiko? - We have a little hiccup.

Maybe that's just between you and Jody...

It's not my.

Hon, she served me papers. If you really loved me,

- you wouldn't be so cozy with her... - They weren't papers, honey.

These things to me are kind of just a bunch of piddly crap.

I'm sorry you haven't felt that I've been loyal to you.

Like, hey, shoot me. Okay? I don't know what to say.

No, it's hard. It's a difficult situation.

I don't think that Ronnie really pays attention to anything

that Mary has to say.

And Ronnie really should have stuck up for Mary a long time ago.

Wow, the Loden Hotel is off the hook!

Mia, here, darling.

It's like being in New York or Paris,

there's champagne everywhere and beautiful people.

- Cheers, Meezers! - Cheers!

The party I guess is supposed to have an overall theme

of James Bond.

You never know what you're gonna get from one room to another.

It's pretty crazy.

What in the world is going on here?

Party in the bathroom.

I like you.

There's a lot of potential at this party.

Honey, if I weren't happily married and madly in love,

I would go in there with you but she...

Yeah, we fit in with this crowd.

Uh, no...

- I was looking for you. - Really? Yes!

We can hear Mia

and can only guess that Jody isn't far behind,

so we duck into the poker room.

- Poker, blackjack or what? - Do you know how?

Texas hold 'em. Okay sort of. I went to one of those parties once.

I don't know how to play poker that well.

The gentleman sitting beside me...

seems to know how to play poker quite well

and I ask him about my hand.

I'm not a big poker player

but I had this cute little guy behind me helping me.

I don't know how to play this game.

- Should I raise? - I can feel the tension.

I liked my poker helper. He was cute and helpful

and I guess he was better than Christina's.

How is she doing? amazing. What? Why am I being raised?

Beginner's luck it must be.

I'm gonna raise you by 300.

Wow, it's getting serious here.

I win a lot of money.

Ooh!

Oh, did I win?

I like to win!

Congratulations, Ronnie.

Okay.

Woo-hoo!

There's more where that came from.

Christina.

- I'm gonna fold. - Darling.

- You look gorgeous, honey. - I'll be your lucky charm.

Got to know when to fold them, got to know when to hold them.

I've gotta use the bathroom. Don't lose that.

I'll get this tab paid for by someone in the room.

I'm going with her.

Why don't you want to play?

You have to know when to walk away.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much. Thank you.

Hey, Mia, sit down and play.

I don't think that Reiko wants to be around Jody and Mia.

I think Reiko actually wants to have a good time.

I don't want that negativity. Let's go have some fun.

And it was fun!

It was actually really nice to spend time with Reiko

not Do Janging or doing anything really healthy.

The party was crazy! I lost everyone

and then I found Christina and Reiko having a blast

and soon we spotted Ronnie.

I'll lap dance on you.

I just won $100,000.

I'm having a ton of fun with Jody and Mia.

I'm hurt at how Ronnie is acting toward Jody.

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She's very demonstratively affectionate.

You have a Jewish ass! 100,000!

- Ronnie! - 100,000! I'm so excited!

Is this why I win?

Suddenly Ronnie is all over Jody and Mia

like our conversation in the limo didn't just take place.

So she seems kind of two-faced.

Jody and Ronnie... that's interesting.

I think Reiko is beside herself with Jody.

If I weren't raised to be a lady,

I would've said a lot more things than I've ever said.

They're loud and obnoxious.

We've had enough of Jody and Mia for one night.

- Thank you. Bye, honey. - Have a good night.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Now the trick is to collect Ronnie.

I think it's time to go too.

Let's get Ronnie. Come let's go.

- Ronnie! Hi! - Hi!

Ronnie is coming with us, Jody. Too bad!

Hey, let's go!

Feeling a little ostracized, are we?

They left without saying goodbye?

How rude. Go to the bar, we're done.

Who cares about the girls?

What the was that about?

I love you all! I love you all!

I'm still trying to hammer into Ronnie who Jody really is.

She's talking about everybody.

- Mary... - Ronnie.

Why am I hiccupping like this?

- She's nasty. - Can I just say something...

She annihilates everyone.

But I know Ronnie and she probably won't sit up

and take notice until Jody crosses her.

Ronnie.

And knowing Jody, it's just a matter of time

but until then...

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This is a sight to see, models eating!

If Mia wants success,

she's going to have to learn by doing.

Pink, orange, walk, walk, walk. Arrogant, arrogant, arrogant.

Do they have wine?

Well, don't let me fall down the stairs.

Ronnie appears to be intoxicated.

- I wonder if that happens often. - Give me the wine.

Our wine from our Napa Vineyard is finally here.

- It smells weird. - I think that Ronnie

is kind of phony.

- There, I've said it. - I think she's afraid.

Are you coming to Mary's big function?

The restaurant manager's name is Peter Gergies.

I really want to be able to filter who should be there,

who shouldn't be there.

How's everybody doing tonight?

Is so and so gonna show up?

I don't want her near my businesses.

Oh, my God.

She crossed the line.