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Jody said, "We have all these new Hermes bags in..."

Well, the thing is, Hermes will only sell in an Hermes boutique.

She owns a small boutique that sells secondhand goods in West Vancouver.

What I've learned about Mary over all the years,

is that she will never say she's sorry.

Just think about all of the people in your life

that love and support you.

Mary and Christina are in Mexico.

Really? Ah, that's strange.

Mary and Lisa are marketing a drink, it's called Blue Tulum.

I would hope that because Ronnie's doing the wine

that she doesn't think that I'm trying to steal her thunder.

You're looking shocked.

At this stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like it is and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer for being a mom,

but now I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire, and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver's a gold mine, and I love to go digging.

It's another beautiful day in paradise, and it's my birthday.

This trip couldn't have come at a better time for me.

I feel like I'm a bud that's ready to blossom.

I feel like everything is turning over for me.

I could not be happier to be away from Vancouver,

the drama, the bitchiness, the high school attitude.

It's great to be away with my favorite people.

There's the birthday girl.

- Hey, Mary. - Morning.

Morning.

Mary is in a wonderful mood this morning,

and she's never really been away with friends.

Do we toast with our nuts?

- Cheers! - Cheers to knocking nuts!

Let's just be nutty.

Despite, you know, the little things going on with Jody or Ronnie,

it feels like I'm a million miles away from Vancouver,

and I've left all my troubles behind and then...

I got a text from Ronnie.

Oh, did you?

Uh-oh.

She just said she didn't know that we were going to Mexico.

She said, "Confused with Kevin and Christina and Marika??"

I think it's just...

She just wants to kind of tell me that I didn't tell her,

and it's kind of irritating her. -Oh, well.

Typical Ronnie, still creates drama thousands of miles away.

She's just testing me then, I guess.

- Hey, Meez. - Hi.

- Oh, my goodness. - Be careful.

Between this and the purse.

With the new season's collection coming in,

we are so swamped, and I really need Mia's help.

I can't believe you're here Monday morning.

Missing in Action.

Are you excited to see the label? -Yes!

The line is called MIA

because I myself am always missing in action

and so is my father so...

I kind of opened it in the car,

so I was, like, peeking in so I knew that there was good things.

How amazing is this?

- Oh, my gosh, the evil eye. - The evil eye.

It's what I look at you every day with, an evil eye.

Maybe we should have a girls night, maybe we could gift it to Mary.

So did you hear?

The girls went to Mexico, Mary and Christina.

Did Ronnie know they were going?

No. Mary didn't mention anything to Ronnie, which is so strange.

Very odd.

What's the big secret about going to Mexico?

I don't know why Mexico would be a secret.

I don't know.

I think personally it'll be a gong show.

I would love to go just to watch.

That dancing of Marika's.

I love Marika.

Marika get up and dance, the whole room clears.

They go home.

Oh, God, I hope everyone kept their clothes on.

Clothes?

We came to Mexico to relax,

but we also came to do the Blue Tulum photo shoot.

- Hi! - Supermodel's arrived!

- Hi! You've arrived! - How are ya? Nice to see you.

- Diego, Christina. - Nice to meet you.

- Pleasure. Mucho gusta. - Mucho gusta.

I was so flattered that Mary has asked me to model

for the Blue Tulum photo shoot.

What's the first outfit?

I asked her to bring along something white and innocent looking.

I just want to make sure that she keeps it in a PG-rated form.

She's quite nice from behind as well.

No we're trying to keep this rated, you know...

- G. - PG.

- Think of Disneyland. - That's so pretty!

Right there!

Sounds like we're having sex.

I think Christina is very comfortable in her skin

and she was moving about in such a way

that was not representative of Blue Tulum

but more representative of perhaps, you know, a Playboy shoot.

Not too kinky!

Not too kinky, children drink this.

"Mommy, can I bring you another blue Kool Aid?"

Christina has got to pull it back a bit.

You've gotta just calm this down.

I love Blue Tulum!

It's like you have a Blue Tulum and an instant orgasm.

It's a little too X-rated for what we're trying to do.

I don't want it to be overly sexy.

As far as I'm concerned, G's more of a spot than a rating.

Come on, Christina, let's get you in some overalls

and on a tractor, it's far too sexy.

I have pulled out a big bolt of chiffon,

and I thought it would be very cool to drape it around Christina

and Diego suggests that maybe the two of us do something together,

so for it to look authentic and look good...

we had to take the top off.

Okay, perfect, look at me.

Very good. Very good.

Suddenly Mary's dropped the G-rating and gone straight to X.

Where is the Blue Tulum?

I was in Mexico, what can I say?

It was a photo shoot, we were being creative.

Oh, sexy!

Mary!

You know everybody has a coming-out moment, right?

Look at the snorkeler behind us!

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I'm very nervous about the test today.

Do you know front-fall, back-fall connected?

Ai!

Do you think that Jody will be disapproving?

"Take your tummy-tucked tummy and leave the bourbon."

When you own so many luxury cars,

it's hard to choose which one to drive.

So today I'm choosing carbon fiber.

It's an extreme road bike, and it cost me close to $8,000.

Yeah.

Today at Dojang, I'm going to be doing my green belt test.

So I figured this will be a good warm-up.

Hey, guys.

I'm very nervous about the test today.

Robert isn't gonna let me get away with anything,

and he definitely doesn't just hand out belts

and he made that clear to me. You have to be deserved of it.

One, two, one.

One, two, two. One, two, three. Again.

Do you know front-fall, back-fall connected?

Ai! Ai!

Do number three, please.

Ai! Ai! Ai!

Oh, my God.

Why did I ride my bike to Dojang?

Seriously.

Can I take this off?

- No. - No. Come on.

Fighting can be.

- I need water. - No water today.

I'm really hot in this.

Ai! Ai!

- Ai! - You, 20 push-ups.

Why?

While you're doing your push-ups, maybe you'll remember why.

I must have done something wrong

because that's Robert's punishment. Push-ups.

Number two. Go.

Twenty push-ups.

It was one of the hardest things I honestly have ever done,

and I think Robert must have amped it up or something.

Ai! Ai! Ai!

Ai!

Excellent. Wow. Very nice.

I did it! I got my green belt!

You sit across from me, okay?

- Okay, perfect. - Right?

Come hop up, birthday girl.

What can I get you guys to drink?

It's our last night in Mexico,

so all of my friends are taking me out for a birthday dinner.

Leaving Tulum is pretty difficult and a little bit sad.

I think there's only one drink to have in Tulum, isn't there?

Blue Tulum!

I love Mary dearly,

but it will be a while before I'm ready for more Blue Tulum.

It's a Blue Tulum.

I think I have the Blue Tulum blues.

Hey, guys, cheers. Here's to Mary's birthday,

and thank you, Lisa, for being such a great hostess.

Thank you for celebrating my birthday with me.

Thank you so much. You guys are great friends,

and I'm honored to have you here with me.

That looks so good.

Of course we talked a lot about the photo shoot.

Do you think that Jody will be disapproving?

Her and Mia will be like,

"You should be so ashamed of yourself.

I mean, you were so age inappropriate.

Take your tummy-tucked tummy and just leave the bourbon."

- Are you kidding me? - No!

And then Mia goes, "You're evil! Evil!"

Pokes me, like, really hard.

Academy award for this. Academy award for this.

Oh, my God.

Something has definitely changed in Mary,

and I think it's for the better.

But I don't understand why Jody dislikes you so much.

I don't know.

Because Jody never used to be like that.

I want to know when that changed. -I don't know.

It's like Madonna's accent, who knows?

It's now become my mission.

I've got the time, I'm going to find out why that is.

Like, I've been picked on by her, she's bullied me--

She's like, "You're really not my kinds!"

Oh, that's good, Mary.

You know what, I'll find out on Monday.

I'm going to do some recon for Mary.

- Cheers! - Happy birthday.

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I just feel extremely hurt that I just found this out.

Mary is coming out with her own tequila drink.

No, no, no, I mean, I was going to tell you anyway.

I think if Mary decides to have a meltdown,

like, Mary, let's go to the cubicle

so I can cram your head in the toilet.

I haven't seen Jody since before Mexico.

In fact, I don't even think she knows we were in Mexico.

Christina, are you out of bed yet?

I'm at the restaurant, and I'm waiting. Where are you?

Christina, are you having sex? What are you doing?

Hi, how are you?

Hi!

Oh, my God, finally! Forty-five minutes late!

You have to teach me manners.

I've already heard about the secretive trip

Mary and Christina have taken,

but Christina doesn't know that I know.

I went to Mexico with Mary...

How come it was kept a secret from us?

- I don't know. - What was that about?

Is it because of the alcohol campaign?

I can't imagine that would be it.

Christina has a beautiful necklace, it's the evil eye. It's fabulous.

I'll take all the extra protection I can get,

especially around Jody.

- Was it nice? - Yes.

Because I haven't had the observation of Mary.

I haven't had the chance to really get to know Mary.

Jody brings up Mary, so I figure this is my opportunity to ask her

why she hates her so much. But I don't get the chance.

And I know that there was the whole--

To me, she's like a nuclear waste plant,

she's always having meltdowns in public.

She's like Chernobyl, she's yelling, she's screaming,

she's screaming at Ronnie, she's screaming at me,

I'm Jewish, I'm not Jewish, my story's fake.

I mean, she's a going concern.

Mary spoke really out of turn about our family

and about our business, so we have an issue with that.

We really do because it's my livelihood,

and it's what I do for a living.

Mary has called Jody's Glass House a secondhand shop.

But I think that I'm the first one that said it was secondhand.

Like, I think if Mary decides to have a meltdown,

like, Mary, let's go to the cubicle

so I can cram your head in the toilet.

I'm speechless.

- Oh, my God! - Hi!

Mary's back from her secret trip to Mexico,

and we're meeting because I've heard from Jody

that Mary is coming out with her own tequila drink

called Blue Goo.

Blue Goo-dippity-zoo tequila concoction.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Ronnie's making wine.

I'm so not surprised.

- May I get you a drink? - We'll have two chardonnays

with two sides of ice because she wants what I want.

- Yes. - You do want

- what I want, don't you, Mary? - Yes. Exactly.

I get this text, you know, I can hear the voice--

"Mary's doing the alcohol."

I think that Jody is kind of like this pecker in her ear.

She's just constantly trying to start trouble.

I want you to know that I support Rehab

- a thousand percent. - Oh, I know you do.

I totally know you do.

It's probably gonna be great because you like wine.

Can I say something? I'm supposed to be your best friend,

and I just feel extremely hurt that I just found this out.

But there was no opportunity for me

to have told you because we weren't talking, right?

But, honey, we were talking.

Just say maybe you were uncomfortable to say it, and then I'm fine.

No, no, no, I mean, I was gonna tell you anyway.

Mary's starting to squirm,

and so she changes the subject to Jody.

Why does she want to instigate problems? That's what I don't get.

It was almost like she had it out for you from the get-go.

I feel like she's meddling in a place that she shouldn't.

If this continues, what are you gonna do?

I will definitely have a few words with her and that little Mia...

she better watch it because she assaulted me physically

and I almost want to get a restraining order against her

just to teach her a lesson.

I am your biggest fan.

We're beyond friends, we are like sisters.

I think we're ready to bury the hatchet.

As much as sometimes I want to wring your neck,

and I'm sure you want to wring mine,

and sometimes I think all you do is copy everything I do,

I just want to wrap you in my arms, give you a noogie,

and kiss you and tell you how much I love you.

- I love you, too, honey. - You know something?

If you and I have issues from here on out, we deal with it.

And we need to defend each other.

- Nobody getting in between us. - Okay.

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People don't need to make outright lies in my store,

and she said you have to apologize.

You really don't feel any obligation to apologize?

No.

Mary's gonna have to realize I mean business.

- Hey, Jordie. - Hey.

- Are you working on the label? - Yeah, come look.

Mary might be dabbling in her Blue Goo,

but Jhordan and I have a serious deadline

with the launch of Rehab.

I can't believe we just paid for a label we can't use.

Okay, I have to say, I love it.

The name isn't big enough.

A lot of our more successful wines,

they have big names and catchy labels.

I'm starting to hyperventilate that we're not going to have--

You are? You're not even the one that has to do anything.

Now I'm making my own label,

which I really wish I had done from the beginning.

I hired a designer today.

- Seriously? You did? - Yeah. She's in Seattle.

Hey, it's Jhordan calling again.

I have my mom here who's kind of, like, designing the label,

and she wanted to talk to you about a couple of options

that she was thinking about, maybe writing the Rehab in lipstick.

Okay. Hi, I'm Ronnie, what was your name, sorry?

Mimi?

Amie. Amie.

- Okay, Mimi... - Amie.

I mean, don't you agree that if we're using lips on the bottle,

it should be written in lipstick font?

- Amie? Mimi? - Mimi Amie, Mimi Amie.

- I think I need a glass of wine. - You need something.

We need this done, like, as soon as humanly possible.

- Yeah. Thanks, Amie. Bye. - Thanks.

Were those children I heard in the background?

- Yeah. She works from home. - Okay.

And where did you find this woman? -Online.

- Okay. - Craigslist.

Now we're dealing with a woman

that is trying to work while changing diapers,

and I'm getting more nervous than I have ever thought possible.

Come on in here, sweetie.

- Hey! - Hi, sweetie!

How are you doing? Nice to see you.

Christina's coming over for a drink.

Apparently she has something pretty juicy to tell me.

So happy to have you here. -Happy to be here.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

I've just had the most alarming day with Jody.

What was she wearing today? Was she in costume?

No, she wasn't wearing a Chewbacca or...

Or the Davy Crockett hat.

Davy Crockett meets brothel or Sasquatch.

She had pink Hermes... Well, fake Hermes purse.

and immediately when your name was brought up,

she just has no... She has no time for you,

and she said that you always seem like on the verge of a meltdown...

Oh.

And that she'd like to drag you into a cubicle

and stick your head in the toilet.

Yep.

- Wow. - Yeah.

Jody's comments are getting worse.

Obviously she's gone below the sewer level at this point.

Wow, I'm speechless.

- Yeah. - She's a cow.

She's a bitch and she's a liar and she's a fake.

Honestly I don't think anyone's ever said anything

so hideous and so disgusting.

Yeah.

I think about the secondhand shop. -Did she ask you about it?

No, she just said,

"I just, you know, people don't need to make outright lies

about my store and..."

I'm not the only one who was saying this.

Christina clearly has said to Jody, I've said the same thing,

but Jody's not upset with Christina, it's only me.

She said that you have to apologize.

About what?

Apologize for your attack of character on her family.

She just defends it so much

that there's gotta be something going on there,

otherwise, you'd just drop it.

I think she and Mia are vicious.

Her picture should be in the dictionary next to the word "bully".

I do not even really want to be around her.

I know we have an event coming up that I'm probably going to see her,

I think Jody's day will come.

Karma is a really good thing sometimes.

So I'm going to invite the girls

to wine country out in the Okanagan.

It's gorgeous at that Sparkling Hills resort.

And what are we doing up there?

I thought it would be fun to see how wine is really made.

No one said Rehab research can't be fun,

so I've decided to take everybody up to the Okanagan.

Hey, Reiks.

Honey, I'm thinking it would be a lot of fun

to have everybody up to Sparkling Hills.

Yeah, Jordie was just suggesting that.

He'd like to go into that little sauna--

- Stop, stop, stop. - Deep freezer thing with Mia.

I'm sorry you had to hear that.

It's really weird.

Hello, Christina, this is Ronnie.

And I understand you want to sleep with my son.

- Just kidding. - Mom. I hate everything.

Jordie and I have a real friendship.

As well as me being his mother, we're buddies.

Oh, I just got a text from Christina.

She's says she's very much looking forward to sleeping with my son,

and she would love it

if I were her mother-in-law. Not happening.

Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. No, thank you.

Besides that, we're only, like, two or three years apart.

I'm meeting Mary today because I heard through the grapevine

that she's saying horrendous things about my store,

and I just can't allow this to happen.

She has her sunglasses on because she won't look me in the eye.

She's obviously trying to be deceitful.

Why are you wearing your sunglasses? There's no sun in here.

I just had my eyes done.

- Oh, you did? - Yeah.

So now that we're sitting down together,

we might as well chat, I guess.

All right. What would you like to say?

I don't really know what to say.

And what about my store?

Just curious on how you feel about what was said.

I told Ronnie that I heard Jody sold secondhand things at her store.

I was very hurt when I heard the things in the shop were fake

- because it's such a bad judgment. - Who told you that I said that?

- Ronnie. - Right.

You would be so hurt if people spoke maliciously of you, Mary.

My store has been around for 25 years,

it's not a secondhand shop.

Seriously, why didn't you come to me and say, "Did you say that?"

I'm tired of all this. This is not how I run my life.

Mary, you're acting delusional.

- Oh, my God. - Honestly.

You're hurtful and you want to take my head

and dunk it down a toilet. I hear all of this.

I'm sorry you're feeling that way. I don't speak like that.

You said you want to take my head and stick it down a toilet.

- You said that. - Never.

It's not the way I speak, Mary. Mary, let's go to the cubicle

so I can cram your head in the toilet.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

I made fun of your Botox and your fillers and things.

My Botox and my filler.

To your face. I said, "Oh, my God,

you have so much filler in your face and then--"

Jody, these are my real cheeks.

These are my real cheeks.

Have you seen my sister? You saw her.

She swore on her children's lives

that she never had any facial surgery.

I hope her kids are still alive.

I just don't understand why all of a sudden

you want to pick on me.

I'm not picking on you at all, Mary.

I don't even think of you, Mary.

I came here to chat so we could all just get along amicably.

You don't feel any obligation to apologize?

No.

Mary has to realize that I'm a business woman,

and I mean business.

I hope you never have to sort of rise to the level

that I've had to try to protect my brand.

Rise to her level? Doesn't she mean stoop?

I have no tolerance for that. You'll see what I'm talking about.

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This Friday, there's the opening of The Room.

At the Bay?

Only allowed a handful of people,

and I'd like you to be one of them. -Thank you so much.

Have I just made a huge mistake?

Meez, it's Mom, I'm so pissed off with you, you have no idea.

I don't like having unresolved issues

and since I couldn't get through to Jody on the topic of Mary,

I figured I'd bring it up with her daughter.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

You look great, you look like a pretty expensive gypsy.

Well, you're just short and sexy, so that's all I gotta say for you.

Cute purse!

It's a weapon,

you planning on knocking me in the head with it?

There's the softer gentler and then there's the combat.

I love it.

I'm gonna turn it on this side right now.

I appreciate that Christina's making an effort

to fix things between us.

I don't have many girlfriends

mostly because most girls are backstabbing bitches

and I don't know about some of the other ladies' issues are,

but they don't have to be our issues.

I totally agree.

With the Mary thing...

I know that there's been just all this chaos

and bitchiness and misunderstanding because at Ronnie's birthday,

it was quite aggressive... and then the finger pointing...

If you said the things she said,

I'd be giving you a finger point, too.

Finger poke!

Ow, your nails are sharp!

Oh, God, I attacked you, too, now. -Assault.

Mia's a pit bull,

but she's kind of like one of those Surrey SPCA rescue pit bulls,

you know, nicer than you think they're gonna be.

I would like you to meet Mary now just in the difference

- over the last month. - Mm-hmm.

I had, like, PG-rated Mary taking her top off in Mexico--

You were taking your tops off and going naked?

Mia's a party girl and I'm a bit of a party girl,

so I'm really starting to like her.

I'm intrigued by you because I think you are really sweet.

You can call me anytime.

I will always have champagne and pinot grigio

and my little Italian greyhound curled up in bed.

I don't know a few drinks in, and Mia's looking pretty hot to me.

I'm just gonna become lesbian.

I think we have a lot more in common

than not in common actually the more I think about it.

This Friday, there's the opening of The Room.

At the Bay?

I know. I was reading up on all of that.

So I'm hostessing that party.

That's exciting. -Only allowed a handful of people,

and I'd like you to be one of them. -Thank you so much.

The moment the invite is out of my mouth,

I'm thinking, "Have I just made a huge mistake?"

- Cheers! - Cheers to everyone having fun.

Oh, that we can send them

So as Mia is counting sheep sleeping somewhere,

I am receiving her line.

How appropo, Mia. MIA, missing in action.

I'm just going to try and call Mia

and see if for the eighteenth time today, she'll answer.

I have so much to do.

I just don't know how she can think that she can miss today.

Nor do I.

Like, I'm so upset.

Hi, you've reached Mia,

leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Christina and her going out, phenomenal.

I think it's great that they're trying

to build a relationship from their past.

I'm not quite sure what's going on there, but I expect her to be here.

Meez, it's Mom, I am so pissed off with you and you have no idea.

Your collection's in and you're missing in action

and I don't find any humor in it whatsoever.

She knows she's in trouble already.

She's not gonna pick up that phone.

I would not want to handle your wrath right now either.

I am so angry right now.

I am so disappointed.

My feelings are so hurt.

Just excuse me, Jordan.

So nice out.

Danielle is a girlfriend of mine I've known for about a year.

Christina has set up a private shopping event

for us at The Room.

The Room offers a wonderful VIP service

where you go in, they pick out pieces specifically for you,

champagne, canapes. I mean, what could be better?

Obviously who gets along with who? I kinda want to know.

Oh, my God, okay.

So Ronnie and Mary are, like, best friends for 18 years.

- Oh, wow. - Yeah.

They've had a few falling outs

but they always seem to, you know, patch things up

and things get back on track again.

So Jody and Christina had a huge falling out,

right now they're doing okay.

Okay.

And Jody and Mary also had a falling out.

So Jody's having a falling out with, you know, everyone?

Who's next?

I'm just saying.

Yeah, let's just see where the universe takes us.

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I'm there seven days a week doing stuff!

- No, you're not! - Yes, I am!

I can't watch Mary try on clothes that she cannot afford.

Ah, here we go again.

I'm going to serve Mary in 20 minutes.

Pardon me?

Hello! Thank you so much.

Mia and I are on our way to Christina's event at the Bay,

and I'm still furious at Mia for not showing up to work that day.

- So... - What?

I went for drinks with Christina.

Was massively hung over the next day.

Oh, no kidding, you didn't show up for work if I recall correctly.

I'm not Superwoman, Jody.

You knew all along that the line was coming in, no?

You're allowed in a job where you work five days a week

to call into work and say you're not feeling well.

This is your company!

I'm there seven days a week doing stuff for the store!

- No, you're not! - Yes, I am!

Mia, you were hung over, you were throwing up like crazy

because you and Christina partied. -That's not true!

Oh, so you don't show up to work? Then what is true?

If it were my line and it was being delivered that day,

I 'd be very excited.

You're giving me a migraine. Stop. -No.

You're just delusional, Meezers,

- and you're spoiled rotten. - You're delusional.

Spoiled rotten. I'm not delusional. I work seven days a week.

- Mm-hmm. - Yes.

Yeah, okay. -And I'm really excited about MIA.

And you're obviously not.

I'm her mother, I can do as I please, but we're very tight.

I need Mia, I need Mia's focus and I need her vision.

Well, you obviously had a really, really good time with Christina.

We had fun, yeah.

How was Mexico?

They did some modeling, some topless modeling and...

Christina did topless modeling?

Um... Christina and Mary.

Pardon me?

And just like that, our fight is over

because we have something far more interesting to talk about.

Wow. A 50-year-old getting nude on a photo shoot.

Fantastic.

All of a sudden, me being hung over at 25 doesn't sound so bad, does it?

No. Not at all.

I booked this private room, it's actually called The Room,

it's for high-end fashion personal shopping venue,

and my friend is the manager there,

so I assured her that I would bring in some ladies

with exquisite tastes and lots of money.

Hi, I'm Jessie. Nice to meet you.

I'm really hoping this brings us all together,

and I think it will be fun.

Too urban for me but cute.

I'm in the dressing room and all of a sudden,

I hear two loud voices out in the hallway.

- Hi, darling. - Hi.

When I saw Jody and Mia,

there were feathers and red lipstick,

and it's like a human Muppet hybrid.

I'd love a glass of water, please.

- Water? - Yeah, thank you.

I'm sitting.

I had hoped that after my night with Mia

that she and her mother would behave themselves.

But no.

It's such a waste of my time.

Why aren't they trying clothes on?

I don't care if they own a shop in West Vancouver, be polite.

I'm not here to shop.

I'm here for another very important reason.

Why don't you try the red ones on?

You want to do colors? Let's do colors.

- Let's try the red. - Yeah.

My time is so valuable that I can't just sit here

and watch Mary try on clothes that she cannot afford.

Jody is talking about Mary as if Mary wasn't there.

It's really juvenile.

She's being loud, she's obviously got something on her mind.

No, it's exciting when you try on clothes

you can drop $150,000, $200,000, that's fun,

and you can get hammered and you can enjoy yourselves

but to come and coulda woulda I wish I could have this,

I want to smell it and sniff it... Ah, come on!

- Enough already. - They're being rude to me?

Exactly.

Forget it. Such nasty girls.

Private shopping is for the ultra wealthy.

Let's be frank about it.

So to me it's all just another game of delusion.

101 Mary.

- Hi! Hi, Christina! - Hello!

Hello, darling.

- Finally here. - I haven't seen you in so long!

I arrive at The Room,

and there's Jody and Mia sitting on the sofa.

At this point, I realize that Jody and Mia

weren't interested in participating in the event at all.

We're a bit bored,

it's boring watching Mary try clothing on, I'm sorry.

Faw, faw, faw.

No, Reiko, say the truth, you think it's boring, too.

Sit with me for one second,

I have to share something with you because it's a serious issue.

- Can I pee first? - No, sit.

Reiko, I met Mary for lunch yesterday

because she was to apologize

for saying the store was fake and the Jewish thing

and she said, "That little store that you have,

isn't it all, like, secondhand?

That little secondhand store you have?"

Hi! Hello, hello, hello!

This skirt's so short, and it's so difficult to get up in.

When I went over to give Jody a hug and a kiss,

her and Mia wouldn't get up off the couch.

They didn't stand up the entire time.

- Hi, how are you? - Good to see you.

Something's brewing.

- Was Jody okay to you? - No.

- She wasn't? - No.

'Cause she seemed not okay right now.

No.

Here we go again.

- Mary? - Christina.

Let me see what you're wearing.

- I like it. - Pretty, huh?

I go out and show Christina the dress

and say I'm really excited about going to the Okanagan.

When do we go to Sparkling Hills?

Next week, I'm providing the transportation.

Oh, yes.

So how are we getting there, by donkey?

You might be.

No problem, Mary. I have a jet.

"I have my own jet." She doesn't have her own jet, okay?

What is it? Like, Broom-Hilda Airlines?

Jody, you should be ashamed of yourself.

No, you should.

Sorry, I don't want to engage with trash.

She's horrible. I don't want to associate with trash.

- What's going on? - She's starting all over again.

Mary's pretty upset about that comment

and I don't blame her whatsoever.

She's a wretched person.

Mary doesn't have a jet, my love, she lives in a rented apartment.

I live in a rented apartment.

That doesn't make her a bad person

because she lives in a rented apartment.

What is going on?

She spoke to me yesterday

and said everything in my store was secondhand.

- What are you, delusional? - Hey, Mary,

Mia, shut up before I get a restraining order against you.

We've already got something coming for you, sweet cheeks.

She should get a spanking,

if I were her mother, let me tell you.

Tell me more!

I think Mia is absolutely

one of the most rude individuals I've ever met.

Like mother, like daughter.

I'm not a woman who's going to take lightly

to a defamatory comment to the client that I sell it to.

Then you need to quit talking about it

if you don't want it out there. Let it lie.

I'm going to serve Mary in 20 minutes,

the lawyer wants to sue her.

Pardon me?

She's serving her with papers? Here? At my event?

I'm feeling like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

Honey, whatever she's said, she's apologized,

she's not going to accept service.

You're not accepting service, okay?

- I haven't done anything. - Don't touch the paper.

Jody, it's not okay, honey. Okay? I'm serious.

I think at this point, Ronnie's sick of it.

She's starting to show the loyalty that she has to me,

which I knew at some point was going to happen.

I'm a very strong business person.

You can say... You're laughing about that?

What's funny about that, Mary?

I worked my ass off to get where I am!

Why are we all yelling?

I sit on boards, I help people,

I do a lot with my money, you're wrong, Mary.

This is a clown show. I don't have time for clowns.

Honestly.

Nobody wants to hear that my goods are secondhand

when they're spending thousands of dollars in my store.

No, we have to sue!

- Reiko, you don't understand, honey. - She's saying she didn't say it.

Even Reiko starts defending me.

- I'll ask her to leave. - Okay.

- I think you should. - I think I'll ask her to leave.

Take it outside somewhere else

because this is just embarrassing to me,

we're in a business creating this drama,

it's really disrespectful.

Excuse me, Ronnie and I are really the only two

that can afford to shop here and you're asking us to leave?

I definitely breathed a sigh of relief

after Jody and Mia leave,

that was just absolutely ridiculous behavior.

I don't believe she had anyone coming here.

I'm so tired of hanging out with people

that think money grows on trees and it's so easy to make money

and earn an income when you don't even have a job.

I gotta take care of business.

Like, you have got to be kidding me.

It's so disrespectful to me, and it's so stupid.

Sorry, Mary, but maybe you'll learn from it.

I don't feel any remorse for what I've done.

If I lose friends like that,

they're not my friend, they're my enemy.

"We hereby demand that you immediately cease

any defamatory comments about the store."

it.

I feel sick for Mary.

She's just been hit with a ton of bricks.

Next time onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver ...

What I just witnessed was a very severe show.

Mia had spent the night at my house.

She overcharged you?

I've never seen Reiko this worked up about anything before.

Jody is in danger of alienating herself from the group.

I don't know if we should all be together anytime soon.

- What about ladies with... - Breast implants.

Reiko doesn't want boobsicles, but hey, I'm into it.

She's such a trooper.

She said, "You better tell Mary

that she's got 48 hours to respond to that thing,

or she's gonna be in contempt of court."

There is an elephant in this room right now.

These two.