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Previously on The Real Housewives of Vancouver:

Go #$@ yourself!

You're not welcome here, goodbye!

You are so delusional!

You are.

Get some help.

She will never say she's sorry

and she will never take responsibility for-

Mom you can't not invite her to your birthday.

I still love Mary.

Jody's a really good friend of mine,

you can just feel success coming from her.

You want to try some jeans?

The Kate Middleton look?

The store is amazing, we sell everything

from a t-shirt to a $40,000 garment.

I have the greatest name for a wine.

What is it?

Rehab.

Wow well I think we're onto something.

To Blue Tulum.

Blue Tulum is the cocktail that my girlfriend Lisa and I

have concocted.

Mary said we're not Jewish and-

Wait Mary said we're not Jewish?

Yeah.

Jody disgusted me.

is stage in my life I fford to say it like it is

and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer for being a mom

but now I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire

and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver is a gold mine and I love to go digging.

This is so fun!

I'm taking Mary horseback riding to try and cheer her up.

I think she's just trying to get my mind off of

how absolutely horrible Jody has been to me.

I was bullied growing up and horses were an escape.

This is so pretty.

They helped me.

It was like family.

Horses are so therapeutic

and Mary can really use a bit of an escape right now.

Well, should we leave the marina and go find a trail.

Yeah, let's go do that, that'll be fun.

Okay.

Awesome.

I love the sound of the horses hooves.

Click click click.

Hi there.

Ah.

How pretty is this?

Want to stop there?

Oh yeah that looks great.

So much to catch up on.

I never really got to talk to you about Ronnie's birthday.

Jody's been so rude to me.

Oh I know!

What is up with people that want to bully?

Even grown women.

Especially grown women.

Especially grown women.

Oh they are the worst.

Like here's Jody who claims that she is so proper

she's got the manners of Miss Manners

you know what I mean?

She thinks she's the Queen of England

but she owns a small boutique that sells second hand goods

in West Vancouver.

Jody said 'Oh we have all these new Hermes bags in,'

well the thing is they have to be fake...

or you know pre-owned

because you can't--

Hermes will only sell in an Hermes boutique,

they wouldn't sell it in a department store.

Who does she think she is honestly?

There's a lot of phoniness in her

and I'm not intimidated by her.

It's just ridiculous.

It's just ridiculous.

Things have been so tense

that I wanted to get the girls together

and just try and have some fun.

Ronnie invited us to come for a nice dinner.

I want to go and just have a nice cup of sake,

some good Japanese food and hang out with the girls.

Somebody once asked me

what's the most expensive restaurant in Vancouver

and I would have to say it's 'Tojo's'.

Tojo's is fabulous.

Tojo may be one of the most famous Japanese master chefs,

known all around the world.

Welcome to Tojo's.

How are you?

Very sexy lady here.

Aw.

Thank you so much.

I had thought that maybe Jody have given a little reflection

to the way she acted and how nasty and arrogant

she and her daughter were and you know

be a little bit more congenial.

Wow.

Papie is that what we say?

Papie.

She won't clink glasses with me,

we tried to do some kind of a toast.

It's so childish.

It's bad luck.

Yeah it's very very bad luck to cheers somebody you don't like.

So I don't cheers her.

I know tonight things are going to be interesting

to say the least.

Oh that's so cute.

Ronnie I need to get this camera.

Mary's kind of always wanting what I've got.

Ronnie bought a brand new ski jacket,

'Oh where'd you get that?'

she's got the same one the next day.

Tonight I think the vibes a good vibe

it's just that there's the tension

between Mary and Jody.

Where's the lavatory?

The elephant in the room is so huge

that nobody wants to say anything.

I notice that you guys are not really talking.

She doesn't talk-

I don't know what she has against me-

and then Mia came up to me with these teeth

and she's like

'You said I wasn't Jewish' and like 'you're evil.'

And she starts actually like poking me like this,

like really hard in the chest.

Well I have to take responsibility for the Jewish thing

because I said, 'Jody are you Jewish?'.

Then you asked her-

And I think that set her off.

I take responsibility for telling Jody

that Mary didn't think she was Jewish.

And it's not a big deal, who cares?

Like if somebody says to me 'Are you really Christian.'

And she won't let it go and-

I think we have to clear that up

because she will not let that go.

She won't!

Had I known it was going to get this big, trust me,

I never would've said a word.

Thank you.

Beautiful.

Jody I'd really like to clear up this issue between you and I

I mean not that it really matters to me but-

If it doesn't matter to you, then don't discuss it Mary

because I only talk to decent people.

You know.

Really? You do?

Well then you teach your daughter

how to assault someone.

'cause my son would never do that.

Never and if I did see my son 14 or 40 doing that,

I would put him aside and say behave yourself,

get some manners.

You didn't do that.

You were attacking like a pit bull with her.

Mary's just really, really angry with me

and she looks like a blowfish,

like it's all the lips and the face and it's very

and you know it's...

an interesting image.

Whether you are Russian, Jewish, French, Italian,

I don't care.

It doesn't matter to me.

I've never judged you for that,

I don't care but if somebody said I wasn't

Lebanese or French I wouldn't get defensive about it-

Let me explain something.

Yes please.

You are 48 years of age, when you speak out of turn,

you own it.

I wasn't speaking out of turn.

Don't repeat it unless you know.

You live in a glass house, don't throw stones.

You need to own what you do.

I'm happy that Mary is actually starting

to stick up for herself

but tonight I can't deal with it.

I think you are a wretched person,

I think you're phony.

Honestly I do.

Jody you're evil.

Oh my god you guys.

I think I'm gonna use the restroom.

I had to get out of there.

Reiko's left me, I mean oh my god!

Why has Reiko left?

Reiko what are you doing?

Like a bit disappointing.

I don't mind supporting my friends at all

but the whole situation really has nothing to do with me.

If you and your daughter believe

that you can just go attack people,

well then get me some social mace because you need it.

I'm not gonna deal with that.

That is not the way that I run my life.

I'm a classy person, I was raised Catholic,

I was raised in a very nice family,

I have very good manners, I'm educated,

I do not want to deal with people that talk trash.

Okay can we just like get over this already please?

Like okay so what whatever

she didn't think you were Jewish, you are, okay.

And you know what?

I heard that Ronnie said it, she repeated it to you,

whether it should've been repeated or not, probably not.

But I'm sure you've had your little conversations.

Ronnie and I were best friends for 18 years.

And she's great.

She's phenomenal.

She doesn't need someone like you in her life.

Stop getting involved in my relationship with Ronnie.

'I've been friends with Ronnie for 18 years.

Well Ronnie's my friend.

Well I've been friends with Ronnie-Ronnie?

Are you her friend?'.

I'm like, I'm out of here.

Look, you guys you guys have your own @$#@ to work out.

Quit dragging me into this.

I like you, I like you, okay now whatever.

Deal with it.

Don't drag me into it anymore.

I had to get out of there for a minute

because I'm getting drug into it between them.

Your daughter was horrendous.

I never want to see her again.

Let me tell you-

I think she's a pit-bull.

you have a big issue to deal with.

I don't have any issue to deal with Mia.

You just want to hear your own voice Mary.

No I just don't want to hear you bull@#$@.

Get your act together, you're an embarrassment.

No you are an embarrassment.

I'm not interested in talking to you.

You are-

You seem to be.

absolutely horrific.

Oh no Mary.

Now you've really done it.

Now you've really dug your grave with Jody.

If you thought that this showed Jody your power

and you stood up to Jody and things are better...

now she's really in for it.

Coming up on the Real Housewives of Vancouver.

She says, 'Nice friend you are.'

Jody can fight a pretty good fight on her own,

she doesn't need me to sit there and throw punches for her.

This has nothing to do with me really.

Why all of a sudden did you conclude

that I'm not a good friend to you?

I found this the other day a bling ring.

We have five children,

I try to make time for each of them every day,

especially our two youngest,

Charlie who is five.

Charley how did you like gymnastics?

No not really?

How come?

And Rem who is nine.

She's special and she needs special attention.

Tell me how you liked soccer today.

Good.

You loved it?

Yeah.

You did?

I love these moments with my daughters.

I love this time with them.

So do you either of you know what today is?

Friday.

Is it Friday?

Do you think it's Friday?

Rem what day do you think it is?

Tuesday.

You think it's Tuesday?

Well aren't you smart?

Who remembers any sign language?

What's this one Charley?

Cheese.

Cheese?

Who remembers friends?

Does anybody remember friends?

Me!

You do?

What?

That's right.

When we didn't think Remy would be able to speak as well

as she does now.

We had a lady come in and teach our whole family sign language

because we didn't know if that would be the only way

that we could communicate with Rem.

Can I show you guys some pictures of you

when you were born?

I was just a regular pregnant woman like anyone else

and at 26 weeks my water broke and I went into labour.

This is you Rem when you were just born honey.

This tiny, tiny-

She looks so black.

You could pretty much see the blood through her skin.

Remmington was asphyxiated for 17 minutes and uh...

And you were called a micro premie-

because you were so small.

I wish- I wish that you know Rem didn't have that start

and I wish she would've gotten the oxygen

but she's here and she's here for a reason.

So they used all of these very, very, very interesting

and complicated tubes and wires all over your body.

Yes or else you would've died.

I just remember those days that I look at that little girl

and I think what you have gone through is more

than most people have gone through in a lifetime.

What do we say on our way to school everyday Remmington?

Every day in every way I'm getting stronger and better.

Stronger physically, stronger emotionally

and I I want her to have those thoughts.

Every day and every way I'm getting better and stronger.

Every day and every way I'm getting better and stronger.

I'm a much more humble person.

I'm a more patient person, I don't take things for granted.

Mom dad and we'll write- you write Remy.

Aww.

I guess if someone said who was your hero,

my hero would be my daughter.

Yes you are.

You're very smart and very beautiful everybody loves you

very, very much.

There's been a lot of drama and I just need a break.

I have invited Kevin, Marika and Christina

to go with me to Mexico.

We are going to Mexico and we need some bikinis.

Oh that's exciting.

Oh hi!

Hi!

Buenos Dias!

Ah gracias!

How are you?

Mary just needs to get away and I'm happy to accompany her.

I think we're gonna have a blast.

I want to know where we're staying.

We're going to be right on the beach,

Casa Chic is gorgeous.

My girlfriend Lisa's resort Casa Chic,

it's absolutely stunning and we are going to take advantage

of everything it offers.

What are you girls looking for today, bathing suits?

We are.

I have like 2000 but I need more.

I know.

Yeah that's cute.

Okay I'm getting this, I don't even need to try it on.

Very good Christina.

That's cute, I could see that on you.

Oh you like the white color right?

Kind like a rosy like electric blue?

Marika is one of the sweetest people I've ever met.

Anything fucia?

She can be a little quirky, funny but who isn't right?

That's what makes the whole world go round.

I do like that.

I love this shade on you, this is fabulous.

The ruffle, that's cute.

This is pretty too, the feathers.

It's adorable, I like the fabric too.

Okay you have to model that for us.

No I'm not going to be modeling today girls.

We'll try these.

Call me if you need help.

Thank you so much.

So excited.

It's happening so fast!

I know!

I'm ecstatic to be going to Mexico,

it'll be a Jody and Mia free zone.

Why is she so abrasive?

I don't know.

Oh god.

Oh my god.

Gorgeous.

Look at her figure.

Christina fills out a bikini like no other.

Turn around.

Oh my god that's so cute.

Right here fills out quite well.

Can I have a bigger top please?

Beaut!

Really pretty.

I'm not going on the beach with you.

I don't even want to go in the same room

as Christina when she's in a bikini.

That's gorgeous Christina.

Gorgeous.

I love the pattern!

She's beautiful tall and got legs that go on forever.

Absolutely stunning.

Great.

You did well.

And she's just got--

she's just got a beautiful body.

Look at you you look amazing.

No wonder I didn't go in there and try one on.

I just think we're going to have a ball,

I'm just ready to laugh and let loose.

That's my job.

That's my job.

I'm meeting Ronnie at Posh a nail studio

and we're going to sit down, have our nails done

and have a nice chat.

Hi honey!

How are you?

I'm good thanks.

I can recline the seat with this right?

Do these do massages?

Over here?

Oh incline recline.

Aha there we are.

So Reiks what'd you think of last night?

Jody isn't happy with Mary for a few things

and you know she's not gonna let it go.

That's what I think.

I don't think Jody's going to let it go.

No.

And as a matter of fact I think it's worse now.

Oh god.

Because Mary was in her face last night you know?

I didn't want to sit there.

It's too intense and why spend so much energy on that?

Pretty intense.

Yeah and after we left, Jody texts me right,

she was upset with me that I didn't stay at the table.

I'm gonna use the restroom.

I guess Jody because I am her friend

that she expected me to stand up for her

and but Jody can fight a pretty good fight on her own,

she doesn't need me to sit there and throw punches for her

I just thought you know what?

What are you talking about?

This has nothing to do with me really.

Mm hmm.

I really like Jody very, very much,

she's never done a thing to me

but on the other hand I don't want to feel like

I have to be in the middle of their stuff either

like you are feeling.

What was it, what did she say?

She said, 'nice friend you are

I can't believe you left the table' and I said why not?

Why should I be involved and that really made me mad

because why all of a sudden did you conclude that

I'm not a good friend to you

just because I don't want to be involved in that matter?

Jody is real black and white,

she likes you or she doesn't and there is no two ways around it.

Right Reiko?

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver:

The issue was between you and Mary right?

I'd like somebody to say a few things about you,

see how you'd react.

Calm down.

Like all your cars you drive are stolen.

How do you like that sweet cheeks?

How do you like that sweet cheeks?

This is very exciting.

Okay so we want to look tanned for Mexico.

We decided to go get spray tanned

and look a little bit more native before we arrived.

Hi.

How are you?

Hello I'm Mary.

I'm Marika, nice to meet you.

We're going to Mexico, we're very excited

and we just wanted to-

Get a little more color.

Get golden.

Golden brown, for sure.

The good thing about a spray tan is it gets everything tanned,

even the parts that you would normally not get tanned

and it takes 10 seconds.

I'm already brown so natural-

Sure I'll go first.

Sure no problem.

You can be the brave one.

Okay.

So this is fun!

Yeah.

Get a little bronze for Mexico.

Before we get on that early morning flight.

Oh I know.

Have you talked to Ronnie?

Yeah um...

I didn't tell anyone so...

Do you think Ronnie will be mad?

I don't know.

Ronnie and I are starting to get along again

but I really want a drama free vacation.

So I haven't even told her I'm going.

Let's see.

How was it?

How did it feel?

Well my face is glowing isn't it?

It is.

Have you told anyone that we're going?

Well Jody's been calling.

Jody and Marika have known each other for a long time,

Marika calls Jody and Jody calls Ronnie

and you know the gossip train starts.

We'll just send a post card.

Oh yeah!

That's a good idea.

So glad you're not here.

So glad you're not here.

I'm going to have a coffee with Reiko

'cause there's a few things I want to straighten out.

Hi sweetie!

Hi how are you?

I'm well thank you and you?

Good.

So weird that the weather changed.

I know.

I'm not surprised actually come on.

But we had such a nice summer.

Oh how delicious.

Oh that's yummy.

So what did you think of the other night?

Well what happened?

I missed like pretty much all of it.

You got up and walked away you lousy soldier.

I looked up and I'm like where's the soldiers?

Like how come no one else has to listen to this but me?

I'm a friend not a soldier.

I'm never covering your back again.

Come on Jody you're a tough gal

you can handle that @#$@.

She said I didn't have her back?

Do you need another back?

Man you've got quite the back there sweetie.

I knew you could handle that situation.

But I don't want to be in those situations personally.

There was a lot of drama and quite scary.

She thinks I'm so tough and so strong

but I was there all alone.

I really felt that the two of you needed

to settle that matter on your own.

The issue was between you and Mary right?

Be brave.

Take a stand.

Ah I don't know Reiko.

Just... be nice.

That's all.

Excuse me she's the one who spoke out of turn about me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Me being nice.

Woah...

okay...

God can I do anything right with you?

I'd like someone to say a few things about you

and see how you react.

Calm down.

Reiko.

Let's talk about you.

Let's say she said horrendously evil

like all your cars you drive are stolen.

How do you like that sweet cheeks?

Jody I wouldn't let myself get worked up over it.

I wouldn't waste my energy.

You're telling me to smooth something over

when it hasn't been dealt with.

That's not what I said.

You said be nice.

You were just telling me to be nice to Mary,

she spoke out of turn about me, I want her to apologize Reiko.

Of course I'm upset about it.

I just said be nice.

Those were my only words.

I was being simple.

Judging me.

Not judging you, I don't judge anyone.

I have no more to say.

I'm done.

I don't feel I deserved that kind of treatment.

I treat my friends well

and if they don't treat me nice in return

then I mean what can I do?

then I mean what can I do?

It is the most hideous hour of the morning.

I wonder if Mary and Marika are here.

I would imagine so, I mean it's getting kind of late actually.

Kevin and I are not morning people

but we've just managed to make it on time

for the flight to Mexico.

I hope everything is okay.

I know.

See if they're up, we're supposed to be checked in.

We have no idea where Mary and Marika are.

Mary?

Mary has forgotten her passport and the driver

has had to turn around and she's panicking.

Okay well just get here as soon as you can.

I'm on my way.

Okay good.

Bye bye.

There is a high possibility that they will miss this flight.

Regardless Kevin and I will be on that flight.

Hey go easy on the Louis Vuitton.

I'm so worried that I'm not gonna make the flight.

We are arriving so late.

That's us.

Super late.

Does anyone have a pen?

Do you have a pen?

Oh dear lord I'm freaking.

Countries visited...

No...

Come on you think if you're going first class,

you wouldn't have to fill out all these forms

but anything to get where I'm going.

Hold my hand.

We barely make it.

But you know what?

In a few hours, we'll all be relaxing in Mexico Casa Chic

which is so gorgeous and I'm looking forward to it

more than anything.

It's time to let my hair down.

Coming up on the Real Housewives of Vancouver:

Driver?

Carlos?

The two hour car ride several bottles of champagne...

Are we there yet?

We just wanted to chill out.

Oh for Christ's sake.

Keep dragging just keep dragging.

It was an obstacle course.

Oh my god you guys honestly, this is really ridiculous.

What the hell has Mary gotten us into?

Lisa help!

Hi how are you?

Good how are you?

Good.

I'm ready for my speed bike.

All right.

Yeah.

This morning I'm taking Shi Shi and Alizee

to have a look at a few bikes,

hopefully we can find one that works for me.

I'm up in my cardio for my martial arts so-

Yeah.

I'm training for a mixed martial arts competition

and I need to be in top shape or else I'll get injured.

Getting a carbon frame versus an aluminum or an alloy frame-

Carbon fiber?

Carbon fiber yes.

I personally love carbon fiber.

Carbon fiber console, engine compartment

and also the steering wheel with the carbon fiber.

It's in all my cars.

There you go!

Not inexpensive to fix as you know with all your cars.

It's a sports car.

Yeah.

I mean your hybrid's an SUV and this is your sports car.

I'm definitely the engine here.

You are.

You are in control.

Yeah I love being in control.

Okay.

So are you up for taking it for a spin?

Yeah.

With martial arts and everything uh cardio

is a big part of it.

If you're concentrating on your techniques

and building your endurance and your stamina

then you're gonna become a good fighter.

That was awesome.

That was so easy.

Were you fast?

Yeah I was totally fast.

I just wanted to keep going.

Great.

I really love it.

Good.

There's also an option where I can sit down with you

and you can build your own custom bike.

What was the price?

The one that you were on, the red one,

was one of those custom bikes was $4,399.

5000 grand for a bike?

What's the max?

10,000?

15?

Show me what's 15,000?

Can I give you a color code?

Oh, absolutely!

Really?

And most importantly what colors do they come in?

You can get flames, you can get whatever you want.

But we'll get you out riding right away,

So we'll get you out and riding,

get you used to a bike

and then when your cool custom bike comes in,

we'll switch it out and away you go.

I like that.

I like custom order.

Looking good, always important.

Welcome to Mexico, let's go!

We're now in Cancun and we still have another two hours drive

because apparently this villa is in the middle of the jungle.

Just call me Juana-

Juana drink.

There we go.

Nice work!

Andele!

It is like bricks have fallen off my shoulders,

I feel so happy to be somewhere else

and be as far away from Jody as possible.

You guys there was spray tan yesterday.

I thought I was in bed with Sugar Ray Leonard.

I was like, I'm like what the @#$# have you done?

The limo ride was actually a lot more fun than I expected.

I'm gonna pop another bottle.

Finally felt like we were on vacation.

Mary!

Kevin!

Shhh!

Wait hello?

Hola!

Driver?

Carlos?

A two hour car ride, several bottles of champagne.

Oh my god.

Was actually pretty fun.

Are we there?

Yeah we're here.

We're here.

We just wanted to relax and chill out.

Lisa?

As soon as we arrive we're all looking for the nearest person

to schlep our bags through the jungle

into the beautiful homes.

Lisa?

But... there's no help at this villa.

Casa Chic.

Not so chic.

Careful in the sand.

Oh for Christ's sakes.

There are no lights.

I can't even see where I'm going.

Cacti.

Marika, did you get it?

No.

Ant hills.

Oh.

What?

Keep dragging just keep dragging.

It was an obstacle course.

Oh my gosh guys honestly this is really ridiculous.

What the hell has Mary gotten us into?

Lisa help!

Help!

I see my beautiful friend Lisa-

Hi!

the owner of Casa Chic

and it's one of my favorite places to go.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you for having us, thank you for everything.

This is Marika do you know Lisa?

Look at her she's built a-

she's done the Panama Canal.

She's done the canal from Belize

all the way to Casa Chic.

Where is the household?

I love him to death.

I love him, I love him I love him

but I think Kevin might have been the biggest whiner.

Kevin doesn't like to schlep.

I need a nap.

I need a nap Lisa.

A nap.

Fortunately Casa Chic is really nice,

once you get there.

The candles are lit and the deck looks gorgeous

and everything is so inviting.

Ah.

Feels so good.

I'm so glad we're here guys.

Just take a deep breath.

Do you want a drink?

I want a Blue Tulum.

Of course.

Sergio.

Sergio darling!

Give him a raise.

He's on it.

Really quickly we'd all forgotten about the long drive

and schlepping of the bags

and uh just you know relaxed, everything's chill.

It's all chill.

Cheers!

To a lovely couple of days.

Oh I can't wait.

Gracias.

Coming up on the Real Housewives of Vancouver:

I just got a text from Marika,

'Mary organized a trip to Mexico, back in a few days?'.

Are you upset that you weren't invited?

Excuse me to hang out with those girls?

Well I appreciate that-

You smoking crack Nate Dogg?

You know what my mother tells me,

lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas.

Come on girlfriend.

Let me see some of these.

Oh my god.

I can't believe how much stuff there is.

I know!

It's our first morning at Casa Chic and Christina and Marika

and I have no idea what to wear.

I get confused when I bring too many things.

Time to see what we've dragged through the jungle.

Like why would I bring this?

Why did I bring python belts?

All of us have loaded ourselves down with clothes.

I brought so many things that are just ridiculous.

Why do I need a silk-

like feel how heavy it is.

We have nothing to wear.

What are you going to wear right now?

I don't know.

This is so pretty.

I love that dress.

It's beautiful.

So pretty.

This is really cute too.

It's so pretty.

Beautiful.

Love that.

It's gorgeous, it's so light.

That is so cute.

Oh gorgeous.

That's nice.

Beautiful.

Gorgeous.

This is Obakki.

That is so pretty.

You know what do we need a drink

while we're doing this?

Yes.

I'm going to grab a beer for breakfast or a Blue Tulum.

So be it.

Cheers.

Cheers honey.

So cute!

Feel like I'm going to the Kentucky Derby in Mexico.

In Mexico!

What is this for?

Is it meant to be there?

Marika you're so funny.

I love this, this is my color.

Yeah I know.

Oh I love this!

I don't know what to wear.

Great thing about Blue Tulum

is that there's not a lot of tequila based coolers.

Blue Tulum is a margarita cocktail

that uh myself and Lisa had uh concocted.

We had talked about a special edition bottle.

Gotta have an original, just a bottle that's low cost

because these are higher cost bottles so-

Yeah.

We've decided to try and brand it and market it as a drink.

That's good, I can taste the tequila.

That's great, squeeze a little lime in there.

That's a great beach drink.

Blue Tulum's really important to me and for my partner

and we've done a lot of work on this drink.

One more Blue Tulum and it looks like Gumby to me.

We probably have to have our prototypes ready

so we can show them when we get back.

I haven't shared it with a lot of my friends yet.

I'm just gonna keep it quiet until I know that things

are really going the way that they should.

We could have girly and we could have-

Nachos.

Nachos yeah.

How do you say that?

Hombre?

Hombre.

Oh I love that.

Oh god the Cashmere's gorgeous.

Yeah.

I love it.

Mia's gonna be so excited.

Love everything.

Sorry you know me and my texts.

I've left a few messages for Marika

and she's finally texted me back.

'Sorry I've been out of touch,

Mary organized a trip to Mexico, I'm down here with Mary.

Fun fun fun.'.

She's in Mexico with Mary, Christina and Kevin...

interesting.

'Drinking a lot of Blue Tulum, a tequila drink

Mary and her friend Lisa came up with

and are going to Market.'

Sounds like a motor oil fluid.

'Back in a few days?'.

What about Ronnie?

I guess Mary didn't invite her best friend.

I don't even think Ronnie knows about the weekend.

Ronnie is going to flip her lid.

Even stranger, Marika has told me that Mary and Lisa

are going to market a drink called Blue Tulum

and I bet Ronnie doesn't know about that either.

When she finds out that Mary is doing an alcoholic product,

she is going to be so upset.

Didn't Ronnie just do a wine?

Yeah.

God she's going to be so upset about that.

It's not really very original on Mary's behalf.

She always tries to outdo Ronnie.

Are you upset that you weren't invited?

Excuse me, to hang out with those girls?

Well I appreciate that-

You smoking crack J Dogg?

Do you know my mother taught me,

lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas.

Come on girlfriend.

Come on girlfriend.

We've been told while we're here that we must try this

Mayan purification ritual so...

I guess we are.

This is a ritual that we do every week

and we call it the Mayan Clay treatment.

I'm quite intrigued by this Mayan clay ritual.

And what it is is it's actually a self purification ritual.

The mud treatment is supposed to cleanse us

from the inside out.

Take off anything that you don't want to get clay on

and then you want to get in there and mix it all up

and you want to start

with your abdominal area, circular motions,

down your arms and down your legs on your face,

help each other to get nice and covered.

Down your face.

On each other?

We get this big tub of mud.

There you go!

That feels nice.

Doesn't it feel good?

Let me in let me in!

Kevin leans over starts slathering it on Christina.

Get right in there!

I'm slathering it on Kevin.

There Mary oh boy.

Feel like I've finally got jaundice from the drinks.

Kevin is not exactly taking this seriously.

Oh yeah!

Get right in there.

Right in there yeah.

And I'm not surprised.

Now what we're gonna do is we're gonna head down

to the shore line.

And then we are told to hold hands and meditate.

And now before we go in the water,

I'd like you to think of something that you know

it's time to let go of.

Tears are good, it means it's working.

We are all searching ourselves and reflecting

and wanting to wash away some of the hurtful things

that all of us have gone through in the past year.

Use this as an opportunity for a new beginning.

Wash this clay off your body,

send whatever it is out to sea.

You know there's that saying,

it's always darkest before the dawn,

I think I'm at the dawn.

Mary actually seems more peaceful.

She's smiling, she's happy.

I feel like everything is starting over for me.

Coming up on the Real Housewives of Vancouver.

Mary and Lisa are marketing a drink.

It's called Blue Tulum.

Mary's now in the alcohol business?

You're looking shocked.

Mary's always kind of like what's Ronnie doing?

And then Mary's doing the same thing.

Little shopping some drinks and then a big dinner.

Yeah!

We feel so great after our Mayan mud ritual

that we are heading into Playa Del Carmen to celebrate.

This should be fun!

Yeah!

Playa Del Carmen is about an hours drive from Tulum.

Hello!

How are you?

Good how are you?

We've decided we've had enough of tacos and burritos

so we actually are attempting an Italian restaurant.

Thank you all for coming honestly.

And you know what?

The best things happen at the last minute

and this was very last minute.

Very last minute.

They're all just in a great mood.

How can you not be in a great mood?

We're a in Playa Del Carmen, we're in Mexico.

Huevos rancheros in the morning

and then a ranchero in the afternoon.

We're all happy.

Everyone's happy.

We love you Mary.

Thanks honey.

This is like the first trip

that I've taken with friends like in 25 years.

Spectacular.

I'm having the time of my life.

Miss Conservative Mary has decided to just let it go,

leave everything behind and have fun.

Bye thank you!

Gracias!

Hombres!

Everybody La Cucarraca.

La Cucarraca come on!

Play a Little Cucarraca.

Everyone grab an instrument.

I like your sexy body.

The change in Mary just over the last 24 hours

it's almost surreal.

She's... let her hair down,

she's laughing louder and chatting and dancing

and she's really enjoying herself.

Woo!

We walk into Blue Parrot, before you know it...

there's Marika back on the dance floor by herself

with a crowd of people watching her dirty dancing.

She was wicked.

She was wicked.

It's been a really rough year for me,

I've gone through a lot of emotional ups and downs

and I feel like the weight of the world

has just fallen off of me

and I feel the most happy I've been in many years.

It feels like I'm a million miles away from Vancouver

and I've left all my troubles behind.

I'm meeting Jody at Carmella's

because apparently she has something juicy to tell me.

Hi!

Hi love how are you?

I'm good!

Good to see you!

Ronnie has no idea that Mary and the girls are in Mexico

because Mary, her best friend, has told her nothing.

So listen...

I just got a text from Marika,

Mary Christina and Kevin and Marika are all in Mexico.

Really?

Ah.

That's strange.

How did you find this out?

Marika sent me a text.

You're looking shocked.

Why am I being kept out of the loop?

That's um...

That's hurtful.

Very hurtful.

Not only does she not invite me,

she doesn't even tell me

she's going on a trip to Mexico with the girls.

Not a word.

Mary said at Tojo's that her

and I have been best friends for 18 years.

Does that sound like a best friend to you?

Ronnie's so terribly shocked that Mary never informed her

but they have such a tumultuous relationship.

I mean they love each other, they hate each other,

they tell secrets, they don't tell secrets...

Marika also said Mary and Lisa are marketing a drink

called Blue Tulum.

You see?

Mary's now in the alcohol business?

Wow.

That's interesting because I'm making wine,

wouldn't you know it?

I don't know for sure sweetie

but that's what it sounds like.

Because you know I'm making wine right?

No I know.

Just let me digest just for a second.

First time I'd ever heard anything of it

and she's told Christina, Marika, Kevin

and everybody else except for me.

Why am I not surprised.

It's so Mary to do something like that.

Mary's always kind of like what's Ronnie doing

and then Mary's doing the same thing.

I think this speaks volumes about Mary.

The whole fact that Mary has decided

to completely keep this from me.

I'm not quite sure what's going on.

But now I need to hear the straight goods from Mary.

It's time.

Next time on the Real Housewives of Vancouver:

I love Blue Tulum!

Elegant, not too kinky!

It's a little too x-rated for what we're trying to do.

I don't want it to be overly sexy.

We will have two Chardonnays with two sides of ice

because she wants what I want.

I'm intrigued by you because I think you are really sweet.

Something's brewing.

I'm a very strong business person.

You can-You can say-

You're laughing about that?

What is that funny about that?

What's funny about that Mary?

I work my ass off and get-

The lawyer wants to sue her.

Pardon me?