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Previously on the Real Housewives of Vancouver:

Ariba!

I need another glass of wine!

Uh...

Oh my god.

She's blaming me all for the fact that she drinks, right?

It's escalating very quickly.

You told me to leave!

Stop it!

Don't push me!

Like she looked like a pit bull.

There was fur flying, it was like a canine re-enactment

of the Keefer.

I have the greatest name for a wine, I'm telling you.

What is it?

Rehab.

Why that name and what it means to you.

I've been to Rehab.

Well it's nice to see you.

It's nice to see you.

There is chemistry.

I want a bloody Mary.

As soon as I walk in...

Let's go Reiko.

Mary really needs to know that I am always there for her.

I'm very confident that I am going to win this war.

At this stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like it is

and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane,

catch me if you can.

I gave up being a singer to be a mom,

now I'm ready to step back in the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire

and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver's a gold mine

and I love to go digging.

Oh my god that is hilarious.

Look at the cat!

I told you to get him off the counter!

That's your deal.

I told you to get him off the counter.

But he's so cute.

He just wanted a piece.

He wants lunch too you guys.

Why are you packaging it?

It's for you.

I'm not bringing that to school.

Why not?

You said you wanted a sandwich.

Yeah I'm just gonna come back to my dorm,

'Yeah my brother made me a sandwich guys...'.

It's the start of the school year and today my youngest son, Houston,

is going back to school on Vancouver Island

It's a bit sad.

I really enjoyed having both of my boys around this summer.

Mom, no.

Not that.

You're not wearing that shirt.

Yeah you can't wear a 'cougar' shirt

to drop Houston off at school.

Mom, first of all okay, I get enough crap at school.

Guys talking about you, 'Hey dude, your mom's really hot.'

I hate it okay?

Secondly, your coming to my school, you're dropping me off

and you're wearing a flamboyant 'cougar' shirt.

Cougars.

What's that mean to you?

What's a cougar?

What do you mean?

Okay, a cougar is an older lady who like-I just-

I don't want to get into it.

Apparently uh at my age I'm considered a coug,

so he wasn't going to let me display that

in front of all of his friends.

'Houston's mom yeah! Cougar!' No!

I have no idea why any of his friends would find

a 43 year old woman remotely attractive.

You know exactly what it means mom okay?

And I don't appreciate it,

it's not happening at my school.

Very embarrassing for me.

So yeah I had to change for Houston,

he wasn't going to let me wear

the shirt that said 'cougar' to school.

How many guys still live in your house?

About 50, literally within a week,

the whole house smells so.

So it's like 50 guys that have all been out on the field

or in various places and their shoes are off at one time,

I know the smell, I've been there.

Yeah. It's wonderful.

What a wonderful experience truly.

You ready?

Let's go.

I can't believe I have to go back to school.

Oh my god my computer was in there.

Taking the ferry would be so long

and we just really don't want to take the ferry,

we just called the sea plane to the dock.

We land right on the lake at school

which is just uh-it doesn't get better.

Damn I'm going back to boarding school.

Give me a hug.

The flight's great,

it's very beautiful, very scenic and yeah it's very fun.

The gypsies are rolling.

I actually just like going on the seaplane to school.

I actually just like going on the seaplane to school.

I actually just like going on the seaplane to school.

I have no idea where I am.

The GPS isn't working.

It's my second date with David

and he's taking me to shoot off some guns.

We're not getting out of here alive, are we?

We pull over

and there are people shooting around us everywhere.

Are you-are you nervous?

Not gonna lie, a little bit uncomfortable yeah.

So I feel like I may get shot at any moment.

Hi how are you?

I'm Zoran I'll be your instructor today.

Nice to meet you.

I've been on some dates that have scared me

but this is kind of crossing the line.

Are you saying there's a possibility to be shot out here?

It's... it-I-It's too dangerous.

You look like Lara Croft there

with your little outfit and your ponytail.

Leather pants and a turtle neck.

It's cold plus form fitting,

so it really makes my boobs look big.

Okay, I'm sufficiently turned on now.

Don't know if he likes that kind thing,

but I'm going off the fact that he might.

That's quite sexy.

Cool!

Where do I keep it?

Against my waist?

Yeah.

These are big guns, these are dangerous guns

and I'm getting a little scared.

And then safety off?

No you're ready to shoot.

And I-

Keep tight.

And SHOOT!

Um-

What do I do?

Do I pull it back?

I pull it back and I press this.

Shoot!

Wow!

Fun!

Holding a gun makes me feel sexy and powerful.

It's like what I imagine having a penis is like.

Shoot!!!!!

Gonna hang out down here Christina till you're done.

Pull!

Oh that's great!

Were you trying to hit anything there?

Uh no.

Christina dear, you got the bending over right

but you forgot the pumping.

What's wrong with you?

Can we do it like laying down?

I'm gonna stand behind you, is that okay?

Standing up, lying down and kneeling...

all three positions I'm very comfortable with.

This one confuses me.

It's simple, you just stick it in.

This is not a date where you have a glass of wine

and you decide to share an appetizer or not.

Okay shoot!

It's something totally different.

It's something much more up my alley.

It seems like we have more success together

than separately.

Oh isn't that nice!

That is nice.

Oh my god.

How embarrassing.

The gypsies have arrived.

Shawinigan Lake door to door,

doesn't get any better.

There he is.

Shut up!

Houston's here everybody.

Houston!

Watch out that's dragging on the ground there.

Oh boy, Jerry is...

He's our nanny.

I mean if Jerry weren't here, we would survive,

but Jerry makes it that much better.

How much are you gonna miss me honey?

Well you know I'm coming back soon so...

I know but are you gonna miss me with all your heart?

With all my heart Mum.

Aww.

With all my heart.

Are you gonna miss me or Salmith more?

Salmith.

You're gonna miss kitty more?

Well he's an awesome cat.

But you're gonna miss kitty more than me?

Mom of course I'm gonna miss you.

I take it your room is spotless all the time

and your homework is done?

And there is a bed time

and there's no internet to certain things.

This is just the best.

Mother and Father's dream right here.

I go through those gates, I think,

'Gosh what a beautiful campus

and what a fabulous experience

and what an amazing education he's getting

and it's so Harry Potter.'

It is, that school reminds me of Harry Potter,

it's stunning.

I love it.

Oh no.

Dorm Rooms?

More like a $20 youth hostel.

I guess this is yours.

Okay... It stinks in herealready.

Yeah.

Just so you know, those were all on hangers.

Okay.

I'm really gonna miss you Houston.

Get good grades okay and get fit,

get good grades and just know that we love you okay?

Okay mom.

I love you.

I'll be back mom, Thanksgiving it's 2-3 weeks away.

I know but still...

You know you're here.

I'll walk you out, let's go.

I know but I miss you already.

Mom it's fine, love you.

Love you too.

It's never easy leaving Houston.

Coming up on Real Housewives of Vancouver:

So are you excited for your Birthday party tomorrow?

Yeah.

Who's coming?

Everybody.

Is Mary coming?

She will never say she's sorry

and she will never take responsibility-

You can't not invite her to your birthday.

You can't not invite her to your birthday.

Hello Lovey!

My lovey!

How are you?

You don't want to go to school?

Come on!

Morning!

I'm really excited about today.

Let's go get ready for school.

Hannah's going to school for the first time ever.

I thought you'd wear this today with a Burberry skirt, cute?

It's not cute.

We're a bit grumpy right now getting up at 5:30.

Don't do anything, do as you want.

Yeah knock them all about.

Did you wake up a little crabby?

The wrong side of the crib?

You gonna be nice to me?

Say sorry?

Sorry.

Give me a kiss.

Don't be grumpy honey.

Mommy's gonna make some scones, you want to help?

Sure.

Put three spoons of sugar in.

Two more.

Good girl stir the egg for mommy.

Is this pancakes?

No this is for scones, I made your pancakes already.

We're just waiting for your brother,

want to go see what he's doing?

Tell him to hurry or we'll be late.

Josh.

Yeah?

Okay.

Oh Joshy Joshy Joshy.

What do you want for your birthday?

You know your birthday's coming up.

I don't know, I haven't thought about it.

What do you think?

I'm not like Mia,

I don't have everything planned out in my head.

Poor Mia.

Nicely!

What's wrong with you today Hannah?

What?

You don't like the skirt?

It's cute!

What's wrong with it?

It's itchy.

She gets very upset if you put wool on her.

The skirt's scratchy and itchy.

She's always constantly changing.

Hannah come here please.

Okay not that crazy behaviour.

Hannah is difficult to dress because she really feels

that she has this incredible fashion sense.

She kind of likes to look like uh Bingo the Clown

half the time.

Okay stop kvetching, let's just go.

That's nice of you Josh thanks.

I love you.

Love you too.

Love you too.

We gotta get up.

Preparing the boys for school is a lot of work.

My biggest challenge usually is to get them out.

Don't go back to sleep.

Physically out of the bed.

Georgie you're the only dog on the planet

that likes yogurt.

Not gonna eat it?

What?

It doesn't matter how prepared we are at night,

we can't find things in the morning.

I only have one sock.

So basically in the morning I live four simultaneous lives.

Can I have $5 to get a lock at school?

Can you make breakfast mom?

Mom?

Please mom.

Mom!

Any mom probably does the same thing,

it's just chaotic in the morning.

Guys there's stuff on the counter.

It's mine.

You've got to move it

because that's where I'm gonna make lunches.

Chaddy doesn't like his heart anymore,

would he be upset if I put a smiley face?

They're typical kids,

I have to do everything--

Everybody's lunches here.

and then some.

Got your breakfast ready can you come grab it?

The boys are ready to go back to school

but honestly I miss them

when they're not around during the day.

How's that?

Yeah?

I'm particularly emotional today

because my oldest son is starting grade 12.

Really important now right?

No horsing around.

And it gives me some information

that I'm really not too happy about.

You've decided not to take math?

That's really not gonna fly with me.

I want you to take math 12.

He obviously pulled a fast one on me

and I am not happy about it so I will be making sure

that Cole's back into math class as he should be.

You excited for the first day?

Yeah.

I'm really freaking out that you're in grade 12.

Love you honey.

Hey Jordie.

Hi honey.

Hey.

So as soon as dad's done with his work out,

we're going out for dinner are you coming?

Yeah.

Well good.

So you excited for your birthday party tomorrow?

Yeah.

Who's coming?

Everybody.

I'm really excited to get all of my friends together

for a good party.

Is Mary coming?

Um... no.

No?

She's not coming.

Well I didn't invite her.

Well you should.

Mary and I had not spoken since the Keefer hotel.

Mary to you-

I showed her text messages because you did,

what are you four years old?

Are you kidding me?

She's never called me, she's never apologized

and what I've learned about Mary over all the years

is that Mary never owns anything,

she never fesses up,

she will never ever, ever--

I swear to god she'd die first.

She will never say she's sorry

and she will never take responsibility you know--

You can't not invite her to your birthday.

I'm not feeling good about that.

It's the right thing to do.

I don't know.

You've known her for 18 years and she's always been

a good friend of yours.

I love my Auntie Mary.

You know what Jhordan, I've thought about it

but you know something-

You can't just not text her

and not invite her to your birthday.

I looked at my son and I thought,

you are right.

Okay you know what?

I think you're right,

it would be very wrong of me

not to invite her and invite everyone else.

That would be very wrong and you know something?

I don't think I'd feel very good about myself, you're right.

Do it.

I'm gonna do it.

I swear to god she won't respond.

Watch out.

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver:

No.

Seriously.

Their stuff was @#$#@.

I'm worried.

I'm worried, let's just put it that way.

Ronnie lost her mind.

It was quite aggressive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Morning.

First day of school is always a bit difficult.

Forget about school, let's just go back to sleep.

School mornings are pretty much the same for almost all parents

I mean it's how everyone handles it.

Shi Shi will you do me a favour?

Shi Shi can you bring me a bottle water?

Can you do me a favour?

I have my mom who lives here-

Go away!

And she's great help.

And then we have Shi Shi

and I can help Ashanti get ready school.

Go get your gym shoes and then Shi Shi can put it in a bag.

Plastic bag?

I do have to work really hard for the privilege of

spending more time with my family.

That's the whole point of it.

Is everything in the bag Shi Shi?

Yeah everything her lunch, shoes, agenda.

Okay bye!

You know being a mom full time is tiring.

Yeah I get tired.

Oh my god!

The mini van is all the way up there!

Hey, how you doing?

Good thanks, we're so excited.

My son Jhordan and I are going back to the ad agency

to see the label designs that they have come up with

for Rehab.

This wine came from the vineyard

that is directly next to ours.

What is in this bottle is going to be very similar

to what will be in our bottle.

Okay.

I have a cork and fork trick, want to see it?

Um...

Uh oh...

That's the trick.

I'm just kidding.

That's okay-

I have another-

Next time.

No it's okay, I think I've got another cork in my purse.

What?!

Oh.

Okay let me try.

I think your forks are-

Nice!

Okay we're doing this on the weekend.

Nice.

Who taught me that years ago?

I don't know.

It's kind of cool.

What is it?

Did this come out of there?

Yeah it did.

The wine that Jhordan brings is horrific.

Interesting.

What are you not saying?

I just I don't know if I like it at all.

But this is not our wine.

This isn't our wine.

It just comes from the same region.

So we're going to blend ours a little different.

A lot different.

Can you imagine what those people must have been thinking?

'Oh it's really good.'.

Hm least the label will look nice.

So there's going to be about 10 concepts

that we're going to share with you.

First we've called 'Rehab for your soul'.

How about like, 'Keep drinking, you'll end up in Rehab.'?

Route two, we've called 'Moments of Clarity'.

I'm not really a fan of this one.

Let's just keep moving on.

That's like the most horribly boring label I've ever seen.

This is kind of like a visual interpretation of

those round chair discussions that you get at Rehab.

People have this idea that if you've gone to rehab

it is such a terrible bad thing...

it's not.

I went to rehab, I thought it was fabulous,

it was wonderful.

The only thing missing was happy hour.

Next route-

No. No.

Seriously.

Less is more.

That's a lot less.

Their stuff was @#$@.

It's like just design the @#%#ing label, would ya?

I'm worried.

Let's just put it that way.

This one's called chandelier,

It's very unique to your story.

Now this is better.

Thank god.

Whew.

So the idea of swinging from the chandelier,

the connection to you personally I think is uh

is a great sort of bonus.

I love the idea of a chandelier

because I've always thought- I mean uh like

'What are you doing hanging from chandeliers?'

you know it's always kind of that-

The last theme we have called staying on the wagon.

This is kind of unique.

They had sort of an old cowboy on a wagon train

which I thought was kind cool.

Well I'm liking the chandelier and we do love the wagon.

Good work you guys, this is good.

God we got 2 out of 10.

I would have preferred to have gotten at least 8 out of 10-

Thank you!

Very excited!

Lisa meet George!

Oh my god!

He is so sweet!

How are you honey?

Good to see you.

I'm meeting Lisa, a very good friend of mine,

on her stunningly gorgeous patio.

Oh wow look at this!

The snacks we have prepared George!

Look, Lisa's preparing us snacks.

Here.

I hear you like carrots.

He does like carrots, isn't he a sweetie?

Want a carrot?

There you go.

Oh Mary he's so beautiful.

Thank you.

Do you sleep with him?

Every night.

He's pretty good, he has the occasional mistake.

Um so what would you like to drink?

Maybe we could get Ty to make us a Blue Tulum.

Yes.

Blue Tulum is the cocktail that we have concocted.

You did dress up for me honey!

Was really an accident, we had run out of some ingredients

for a margarita while in Tulum, Mexico,

so we had said to Ty, concoct something,

just take anything and mix it together.

Just whipped it up.

Just whipped it up, awesome.

Things evolved from there and I said,

'why don't we bottle this drink?'.

So that's what we're thinking of doing.

Cheers.

I'm keeping the ingredients a secret.

Zip.

So what's been going on the Blue Tulum front

since we last met?

I know we've had a couple conversations

about the bottle and the licensing.

Well I'm basically concentrating on the bottle for one thing-

I think the shape of the bottle is awesome.

Absolutely gorgeous.

I would hope that because Ronnie's doing a wine

that she doesn't think that I'm trying to steal her thunder.

She did invite me to her birthday party,

so it seems that we're moving in the right direction.

It would be a shame if anything got in the way of that.

To Blue Tulum.

All right let's drink to that.

Cheers.

I would hope that Ronnie would be excited for

whatever I'm doing as much as I'm excited for her.

Yummy, yummy, yummy...

Howdy partner!

Welcome to the Old...

Yee-haw!

There's a creepy old man looking at you!

Yeah go figure right?

Ronnie's party's at the Bourbon,

a young and wild country western bar,

so a girl's gotta look the part.

Howdy folks, how you doing?

We're doing great actually.

We are looking for some western stuff,

we have a friend that's having a birthday party

over at the Bourbon.

Ronnie's birthday, giddy-up!

First of all let's find a style that suits ya

and is something you like.

Fun.

Mm.

That's a nice boot, it goes nicely with your bag too.

I know!

Exactly what Carl Lagerfeld would have wanted.

Exactly.

My first cowboy shopping experience is looking good.

The salesman is cute.

Looks pretty good.

I'm more partial to the big guys.

You and I both.

Oh that'd be perfect for someone I know.

Wow this might be the ugliest thing

I've ever seen in mylife.

It was time to tell Kevin about the Keefer hotel blowout.

Ronnie lost her mind.

Yeah.

She was pretty drunk and it was quite aggressive.

Yeah.

Mary.

@#$@ yourself.

And was Jody, were they there at the party as well?

Yes.

And was Mary and Jody getting along or no?

No Jody and Mary have never gotten along

and nor will they ever.

Well it'll be interesting to see what happens

once you all are together again.

I mean do you even think that Mary's going show up.

I don't know-

My guess is no.

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Let's just say this is here, it totally catches my eye.

I love it.

The name isn't big enough.

If she says hello to me,

I'm going to say something to her.

We don't need a big scene.

There doesn't need to be a big scene.

Hopefully she doesn't go, for her sake.

This is a very nice liquor store isn't it?

Jordan and I are excited to show off our new wine label

to Daryl and Amarita, who are wine experts,

and I can't wait to see what our wine looks like on the shelf.

Did you want a little wine?

Is drinking wine good to cure hangovers?

Uh...

I think it's called hair of the dog.

Yeah absolutely.

Okay well we'll have some then.

You're hung over then?

I drank like only four glasses of wine last night

and I had like a train-wreck going on

in my head this morning.

Oh no.

Okay now that I know.

I can start drinking more now!

It's nice to meet you.

Cheers.

What do you guys think about the actual name 'Rehab'?

Well names are really big but there have been names

that have been refused in the past.

So it might be worth having a conversation with licensing

earlier rather than later about the name.

Come on.

What are they-

Unless they feel like it's going to send everybody to Rehab,

I mean come on.

It's a coin flip I mean there's-

How long does that process take?

It's going to take a couple of months.

Who do these people think they are anyway?

What about the label?

Okay.

Lighter on alcohol and taste-

No 'Lighter on alcohol and taste but full on body.'

I hope they put that on there.

It's a Sauvignon Blanc

and I wouldn't put 'full in body' on it

because Sauvignon Blanc isn't.

Mm hm.

It's low nine percent is low.

Nine percent is low.

Is there a reason that you guys went with a nine percent wine?

If you have the same good taste and you can drink more,

that sounds good to me.

You can have a few more glasses,

you can have it during the afternoon and not get sleepy,

obviously you can consume more-

obviously won't be getting the same type of hangover.

Interesting.

Have you ever considered putting a tasting note

on the back label.

What does that mean?

It describes the wine, it's character, it's style,

what it tastes like.

We don't really know exactly-

We can say whatever Sauvignon Blancs-

No you can't.

It has to be pertaining to your wine.

You're right.

It has to be accurate.

A lot of consumers, the first thing that they do

when they pick up a bottle is they'll turn it over

to read the back on it.

Isn't that interesting.

There's a lot going on here to get a bottle on the shelf.

I had to borrow a pen and paper because there was so much

good information that I- I just thought-

I've gotta write this down.

So let's just see now-let's just say this is here,

I have to say, it totally catches my eye.

I love it.

The name isn't big enough.

A lot of our more successful wines,

they have big names and catchy labels.

Really?

I gotta write that down.

My god, it is becoming obvious

that the advertising agency's label is not working.

I'm excited to um hang out with Ronnie for her birthday.

I think it'll be fun.

I mean we're meeting at um the Pan Pacific--

Yeah.

and then we're going over to the Bourbon.

The Bourbon?

You know there's a mechanical bull there?

You gonna ride the bull Mia?

No my dress doesn't uh entail me riding the bull.

No I don't think--

There's not enough of it to ride the bull.

I'm more concerned about the-the Mary-isms.

Remember the last time everybody got together

was when we were at the Keefer.

You're not welcome here, goodbye!

No Mary!

I'm not going to listen to you!

That's what you got?

You are a liar!

Get out.

Oh my gosh it was a gong show.

Why?

Mary flipped out.

She like blew up, I think everything was like melting.

Oh it was wild!

It was wild and Reiko's like

'Don't worry, I'll kick her ass,'

like oh my gosh.

Like-Like- It was pretty wild.

I'm sad I missed this.

We got pulled into it too.

Excuse me?

With Mary.

What do we have to do with anything?

Mary snapped.

Like she snapped.

She said we're not Jewish and-

Wait.

Mary said we're not Jewish?

Yeah.

So Mary because she's exploding at Ronnie,

decides to personally attack us?

Yeah it was like a cyclone.

Well that just told me that if I see Mary tonight,

I definitely won't be speaking to her.

I hope she doesn't come near me then-

Well don't say anything Meeezes-

If she comes near me, I'm going to say something.

It's like high school.

I don't care!

I don't know if those type of words are reversible.

For me personally, they're not reversible.

Meeze, Mary might not even come.

Fine that's fine.

Let's not ruin Ronnie's event,

it's not a problem we know who we are.

It's not a problem, just don't be fake.

I don't like fake people.

She may not even go so just relax about it.

Fine good.

Hopefully she doesn't go.

Now I'm stressing.

I don't want it to be a big scene.

There's not going to be a big scene,

hopefully she doesn't go for her sake.

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver:

Mia, look that look, do you think that's pretty?

I was appalled.

Not appropriate, tummy tuck or no tummy tuck...

Mmm mm.

I'm so excited for tonight.

Me too!

Have you ever been on a bull?

No, have you?

No.

But I'm definitely riding the bull

and I've got to try and pick some boots out.

Anyway okay...

Which one?

I like em both.

Okay this boot Paige, or this one?

Absolutely this one.

Okay so this is the one?

Yeah.

I got these in Monaco.

So tonight's going to be interesting.

I don't know if Mary's going to show up though.

Why did you invite Mary anyway?

I just felt it was the right thing to do,

take the high road, invite her to my birthday,

you know I've known you for 18 years,

I want you there.

If she doesn't come,

I think it's because right now she's a little bit blown.

Jody and Mia cannot stand Mary at all.

She's really kind of walking into

a bit of a lion's den here.

Yeah.

If she comes, kudos to Mary.

Why the Bourbon?

I don't know, it's the way I like to roll, bulls?

Come on!

Wild child, I'm a wild child.

Gorgeous, it's not hard though.

This old face is getting harder to make up everyday.

You ready?

Okay.

Hi!

Oh my god!

Ronnie, happy birthday cowgirl!

I'm really excited for a good party.

Give me a smoochie, woochie!

Happy birthday.

Wow Davy Crockett in drag.

Was that a hat or a @#$@ing ad for waxing?

Excuse me, this is a Jewish condom okay?

Why is a chinchilla on her head?

Ronnie here's to your birthday.

Cheers!

Thank you!

Looking forward to a fun night out.

Thanks, thanks...

Mary, I don't know.

No clue.

I extended an invitation,

the door is open if you'd like to come, so we'll see.

I've had 18 years of friendship with Mary.

I'm not very happy with our relationship right now,

but I still love Mary.

The more the merrier- The more the merrier.

I was like wow good for you, another roller coaster.

We'll see what happens tonight.

Kind of exciting.

Mary!

Mary shows up and it looks like maybe there's a truce here.

On the lips.

Maybe it's going to be a good night.

I say hello to Ronnie, give her a hug and it was really nice,

it was a warm hug and seemed like she was relieved to see me

and I think I in a way was relieved to see her.

It's like it was a good ice breaking moment.

Mary, how are you?

I'm gonna take my hat off.

Mary didn't have to come and actually it means a lot to me

that she did.

I knew that was hard for her.

Hello Jody how are you?

Nice to see you.

You remember my daughter?

Mia how are you sweetie, nice to see you.

I'm feeling very uncomfortable around Jody and Mia,

I could tell like I was walking into the shark's tank

and I just knew I was in for a ride.

Here?

Yeah.

She has her western shirt just under her breast augmentation

and her belly buttons all showing...

Daisy Duke.

No not now.

Not now.

Later.

Not now.

Hopefully I won't see Mary at the Bourbon

or we're going to have a serious issue this evening.

Aw!

Yeah get over here.

Jody clearly wants me to feel like I am no longer

a part of Ronnie's life, that now Ronnie is with her.

I think it's time to end the tension

and go ride that bull at the Bourbon.

I don't care if she showed her mid riff.

You know what, rock it girl

because you got a gorgeous body for your age.

I was appalled.

It's not appropriate.

Tummy tuck or no tummy tuck.

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Come on, baby!

Woo!

Really glad that I'm wearing panties.

Our ride is this tricked out,

steer horned convertible, it's crazy.

With Mia traveling in another vehicle,

it really seemed to lessen the tension between Mary and Jody.

So we just enjoyed the ride.

Baby!

It was great, it was so much fun.

Get in!

Wait a second.

Let me figure this out.

Get these expensive boots up.

Oh my god I feel like I'm in high school again.

To have to drink out of a paper bag

it's just so... ghetto country.

I loved riding in that Cadillac that's what it was all about.

I mean that was an epic moment.

I mean that was an epic moment.

I feel Ronnie is wanting to reach out to me

and she wanted me there.

Despite our differences you know Mary is my friend

I'm happy she's there.

The cake has a whole bunch of activities on it,

everything that has to do with Ronnie.

We've got Louis Vuitton, we've got Channel,

we've got a private jet plane-

Bull ride!

Come on!

I am a country girl at heart.

I can do Monaco and Paris and I love the Ritz

but I still like my jeans and cowboy boots.

Ronnie looks really good on the bull.

She looks pretty damn sexy.

I'm on the bull and I'm thinking

'I can do this. It looks easy.'

It was a lot harder than it looks.

Woo!

Go, go go!

Oh Kevin on the bull.

Giddy-up.

Oh my god.

Kevin, I'm just going,

'Oh my god I can't wait to see this.

I cannot wait to see this.'.

Oh gosh.

Kevin was like Gumby in heat.

Come on Kevin!

Kevin for some reason thinks that if he pats the bull,

it will be gentler and kinder.

I don't know if that helped him.

It wasn't one of my better experiences.

I still have sore inner thigh, a bit of a rash...

The mechanical bull...

I'm in a Ralph Lauren skirt.

How'd I even get roped into doing that?

Christina's a little bit of an exhibitionist.

A little.

She's a sex kitten.

Sexual house arrest, she gotta stay home.

When the bull stops, she's still riding the bull

and I'm like, 'Okay she's practiced this before.'.

Woo!

She's making it look easy.

I'm looking Christina like,

'Go girl! Look at you.'.

Really glad that I'm wearing panties.

I was impressed, those are some strong legs.

Eventually my thighs just got too sore

and I was tossed overhead.

It's not the first time.

When I saw my husband it was like,

all right now my birthday is complete.

We danced and uh that was so good.

It was a lot of fun but I was just trying to stay away

from Jody and Mia.

Jody and Mia come up like just two attacking lions.

They wanted to eat me for dinner basically.

It disgusted me.

She actually literally assaults me and pokes me.

Who does she think she is to call me that?

I didn't see what they did to Mary

but I heard that it was not very nice.

Jody and Mia are absolutely out of control.

I'm so done with them and uh gloves are off.

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Jody I'd like to really clear up this issue.

Your daughter was horrendous.

Mary get your act together.

You live in a glass house don't throw stones.

You're an embarrassment.

No you are an embarrassment.

I'm gonna use the restroom.

Reiko's left me, I mean oh my god why has Reiko left?

Reiko what are you doing?

I'm never covering your back again.

Be nice.

I have no idea what you're talking about me be nice?

Calm down.

How can you not be in a great mood?

We're in Playa Del Carmen, we're in Mexico.

But Ronnie doesn't know about that either.

Why don't I know bout this?

Not only does she not invite me,

she doesn't even tell me.