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High-end cars, high-end fashion at the Super Luxury Car Show.

I've never walked down a runway in my life.

- Hey, darling. - Hi, how are you?

Ronnie and I go back,

she's the first friend I met here 17 years ago.

When was the last time you saw Mary?

They've had a long, long relationship,

but it's slightly dysfunctional.

- Oh, jeez! - Ariba!

I'm gonna have a glass of wine.

Oh, my God.

So she's blaming me all for the fact that she drinks, right?

And then she started saying some other things.

"Oh, my God, you and your life, it's so pathetic."

- What are you, four years old? - Are you kidding me?

Did you read the text messages in full?

You can't even speak, you've had too much to drink, Ronnie.

- Go yourself. - It's escalating very quickly.

- You are a liar! - Really?

What happened to Mary?

Get out!

At this stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like it is and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer to being a mom,

but now I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire, and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver's a goldmine, and I love to go digging.

Let's go here?

- Yeah, how about right here? - Okay.

Mary's still really upset

after the blowup with Ronnie at the Keefer Hotel,

and she needs to vent,

so I think a day at the beach with our dogs is in order.

You know I've got a little bone for them, why don't I pull it out.

Good idea.

It's a beautiful sunny day, we're drinking Prosecco,

this is an excellent time to catch up with Mary.

- Cheers! - Cheers to that!

It's so peaceful, next thing I know...

Oh, my God!

There is fur flying,

Mary's screaming, and I'm screaming.

What is wrong with you?

I'm so sorry.

It was like a canine reenactment at the hotel.

It was like Mary and Ronnie.

I'm obviously George,

and I think half of Napoleon would be Ronnie

and half would be Jody.

Okay, there's no fur in Napoleon's teeth.

Okay so let's get back to the other...

The other dog fight. The catfight.

The catfight, yes.

Since the Keefer event,

I've really not had a chance to speak with anyone.

So I'm really anxious to talk with her

about what had happened that night.

Okay, tell me what you saw

because I know what I remember happening clearly,

but I want to know what you saw.

There's a lot of body language that's really quite...

it's aggressive.

I mean, it was crazy.

Ronnie, she looked like a pit bull

just ready to snap and chew anything that's in her way.

- Delusional! - No, you are Ronnie.

How many millions did you make off your record sales?

She had been drinking, obviously.

Did you not think that she had appeared

to have been drinking before she got there?

Yeah.

I can't babysit Ronnie.

I've just come to the conclusion now

that it's just not worth the agony anymore.

You know, I mean, I love Ronnie when Ronnie's on her A game

and Ronnie's being sweet but the risk is too high.

Those two have known each other for so long,

they're kind of like co-dependent lovers

but I think she's just finally had enough.

I can't just sit there and let her stab, stab, stab.

I'm tired of it.

I also want to talk to Christina about the fact that she abandoned me.

You know, I felt like it was kind of like--

Abandoning...

It was just awful, which is so not the case.

Like everybody didn't have to leave and I said,

"Reiko, where are you going?"

And again, I am so sorry to leave you there.

I think that Christina didn't really know what to do.

I think she was a bit bullied into leaving.

Well, let's all... Can we just...

No, Christina, let's go.

This is... This is what I really hate.

- Oh, my God, you are such child! - Christina, let's go!

You were gonna stay back.

- I remember you sitting there-- - I was... I would have.

I'm not upset with her for doing it,

but I would've liked for her to stay behind.

Yeah, I wanted to show that like I choose Mary.

You know, it's nice to know that your friends really care.

It's okay, I forgive you.

I'm meeting Jody at the Admiral Cafe today.

I prefer to fly into the city sometimes.

It's way faster than boating or driving,

and I don't have to worry about parking.

We want to talk, kind of about...

what happened at the Keefer Hotel.

I had really lost some sleep over that.

I think everybody is really hurting from this blowout,

it was a whirlwind and I've had time to really think about it.

- Hi, sweetie! - Hi!

- How are you? - How are you?

- Morning! - Morning!

Ronnie still looks a little shook up when she sits down.

I've done so much thinking in the last few days

and coupled with a lot of tears,

I know where the tears are coming from now.

I don't think the Keefer Hotel was worth crying over, personally.

You know they say, "Never come to this earth

and take more than you give,"

and I feel that Mary has taken and taken

and I feel that I have given and given and I have to tell you,

what happened the other night,

you went to the wall for me and you're such a good friend.

You saw the truth.

Jody had my back that night.

I'll never forget that.

Jody says it how it is, I appreciate that. She's real.

So she tried to attack you at your vulnerable part.

- Yes. - She leaned into you and said,

-"You're drunk." - Yes, she did.

I was like, "What?" That's so dirty.

I don't drink anymore than any of the others.

You start to lash out at people and you're rude--

Did you read the text messages in full?

You can't even speak,

you've had too much to drink, Ronnie. You should go get some help.

Being called an alcoholic was horrible.

I mean it's so below the belt.

It was so brutal!

I don't know if Mary needs to get some anger management courses...

I said to my husband, " maybe it's menopause."

I hate to say this, but maybe Mary could be violent.

Mary has always been insecure about aging and her age,

it's been a huge thing for her.

She is turning 48 at the end of the month,

which is still a young woman for God's sake.

Not really.

It'd be nice to hear an apology.

I want an apology, too, you know how sensitive I am about that.

I always believe that sorry is a wonderful word,

and she never wants to say sorry.

I think Jody just clearly doesn't like Mary,

and she is not gonna let it go.

I can't go through another drama scene.

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You stole my husband, bitch!

She's a bit hung over. Surprise.

Too much drama for me.

I have the greatest name for our wine.

- What is it? - Rehab.

So, wait, why are you drinking out of a straw?

The plan today is to go to Dojang, a regular occurrence for me,

and I've invited Christina to come along.

We'll just bow, and we'll all say han-o.

- Han-o. - Good.

I've decided to encourage Christina

to do something physically active and healthy.

We'll start with our warm-up here, okay?

But she's a bit hung over. Surprise.

Okay, let's beat that vodka from last night out of you.

Do we have all day?

Last night, I was on a date,

and I just left the date, well, this morning.

I was so hung over that I threw up twice driving to Dojang.

Five minutes of skipping starts now.

- How much? - Five minutes.

Just five minutes. It's easy.

Welcome to my world, Christina.

Thirty-second intervals, in and out, in and out.

Knees up, knees up.

Reiko is incredibly fit.

- Stop showing off! - Come on.

Good for her.

I imagine hell to be skipping rope.

Good job.

I don't think this is the right bra for this.

They call it a sports bra,

I don't think it's meant for any sports.

And time, let's put your skip ropes away.

That was a good little warm-up.

Ready? Begin.

- Holy cow. - Bottom of your feet.

Well, I'm suspecting Robert is thinking,

"Oh, my God, she had a fun night last night

because I could smell this vodka, too."

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, forty.

I think I'm still drunk.

It's just... It's torture.

Come on.

Come on. Great.

Come on over to the sword rack here, let's grab a sword.

Reiko, I just wanted to take you for lunch, okay?

Come on, grab a sword.

I'm thinking how much longer is this going to last?

Seven. Good.

Not this way.

- Sorry, I'm confused. - It's all right.

Think Ronnie and Mary could do this?

- Everything is difficult. - Go ahead one.

Pull the leg around,

now put your knee on her shoulder if you wanted.

Christina, can you do anything from there?

Fighting on the street, I don't see it,

but tying up her guy and having her way,

that is more Christina.

Give me your money! Here she comes with a knife!

You stole my husband, bitch!

Oh, awesome!

There was a bit of competition there

when we started rolling around on the ground.

Ready, one!

Oh, God.

Last person done has to do ten push-ups outside

in front of the Dojang sign. Ready? Go!

Well, there are only two of us,

so I can pretty much guess who the loser is going to be.

Because you finished last there, just go out on the sidewalk.

I've never been able to do more than three push-ups.

- Really? - Help her out, Reiko.

Five, six, seven...

- Oh, my God. - Three more!

Eight!

Nine!

Ten!

Good job. Nice job.

I almost threw up again.

Look what you made me do, sword fighting, roller blading.

Trying to get active here. Come on!

I just want to go home and read a book.

After Dojang, we're meeting just to have a quick coffee,

catch up, and go over what happened at the Keefer.

So, how is Mary?

- Have you talked to her since? - Mary is...

'Cause to be honest with you, I kind of thought

she almost planned to kick Ronnie out.

Kind of seemed strange like... Just seemed weird.

I don't know.

She was pointing to the door, "Okay, you..."

She was having a crazy moment,

and she just needed to be alone, I think.

I'm surprised at how Reiko thinks the night went down.

She saw it in a totally different way than I did.

She thinks Mary lost her mind.

Ronnie was drunk when she got there and really was looking for it.

You could see she was out for blood.

Really? I didn't notice that at all.

Reiko is clearly team Ronnie.

We did have different views of what went down that night.

You could see it coming that night, though.

You could see, when Ronnie is going to cross the line,

her posture changes,

and she stares at you a little too long for comfort.

Oh, my God, Christina.

To me she was just relaxed in the chair.

Maybe it's just selective seeing and selective hearing.

I don't know because I was sort of team Ronnie

and then she's team Mary.

I did apologize to Mary that all of us left at once.

I guess normally I would be the one to stay behind.

Well, yeah, 'cause you kind of connected with Mary a little bit

so I would imagine that you would probably gone

back up to check on her.

Too much drama for me.

Do they want to continue that friendship is the question.

I don't know how healthy that is.

Maybe we should bring Mary to sword class.

I think so.

Or something. I don't know.

We could take bikes around the seawall.

Christina's talking about doing a bike ride around the seawall,

I think it's a fabulous idea with the weather so beautiful

but yeah, I'm a bit iffy because of what happened the other night.

Instead of obsessing about what happened the other night...

Jordie!

I've decided to focus on business.

I have a great idea I want to run by my son, Jhordan.

Jhordan? Hmm...

We're very fortunate.

We own a few ocean-front properties.

Jhordan? Hello, Jord?

But the problem with having multiple properties

is sometimes, it's hard to find your kids.

Jhordan?

- Yeah. - Oh, my God, there you are,

I've been looking all over for you.

Hey, Mom. How's it going?

- How was your night? - Good. Really good.

We need to talk today truly about my ideas.

Okay, well, a couple weeks ago, you said you wanted to do a wine.

Mm-hmm.

We have the place in Napa,

and I think it was a pretty good idea.

Thanks, honey.

The property in Napa is gorgeous,

it's rustic, it's 200 acres in the Pope Valley,

and actually has its own runway,

and we have full winemaking facilities on the property.

We sell grapes, we crush grapes, we make wine.

It's kind of an A-Z.

I have the greatest name for our wine.

The greatest name, I'm telling you. -What is it?

- Rehab. - Rehab?

- I love that actually. - I think it's the best, come on!

I like the name.

It is controversial, it's different.

Listen, if they can have Fat Bastard and Problem Child,

we can have a Rehab.

So wait, why are you drinking out of a straw?

It doesn't look very fancy, does it?

Not at all. -But it's the way I drink red wine,

and so that makes it okay.

So what's your whole plan for the wine then?

I really don't know that much about wine.

I mean, I like to drink wine.

I had the idea of the name and that's about as far as I can go.

- That's all you want to do. - I need you, though.

- Well, obviously. - I want to do the fun stuff.

You're gonna organize the party at the end of the launch.

Maybe.

Jhordan is the perfect person to help me with this wine

because the kid is brilliant

and he's my son and we work well together.

What are the next steps?

Well, I don't know. That will come.

You want me to run the whole thing for you, basically.

Well, I kind of need some help.

We have grapes,

we have all the facilities to do it, so let's do it.

- Cheers. - Cheers. All right.

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Where are we? How do we get back?

Do we call a cab.

- What are you, drunk? - Oh, sorry!

I think I just got a you from someone.

I was like, "What?"

- I'm in the paper! - Oh, my gosh!

Yeah, look at you!

So I'm walking a runway, I've never done it in my life.

Oh, my God, I want to come!

Oh, my God.

So since I've been spending more time with Reiko and Mary,

I thought it'd be fun to get us all together

and go on a bike ride around Stanley Park.

- Hi! - Hi, sweetheart!

- How you been? - Good.

Because I'm such good friends with Jody

and I'm developing a good relationship with Ronnie,

that meeting with Mary and Christina might be a bit awkward.

- Hi, Reiko! - How are you?

I'm really excited because I haven't seen Reiko in a while.

I just want her to get to know me a little bit more.

- Ready to go? - Don't leave us in the dust.

I think Christina is probably the least experienced rider.

I haven't ridden a bike in over two years.

Holy crap!

Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be interesting.

- Okay. - Okay, girls.

This is gonna be a disaster.

Totally. Okay, I'm nervous.

Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?

Stanley Park is beautiful, it's huge, it's about 1,000 acres,

and we decided to go all the way around along the seawall.

I'm going to be rebellious.

Can you throw this in your basket, Mary?

Absolutely.

Christina just looks like she's doing a tampon commercial or something.

She just looks so perfect on the bike,

just hair flowing and smile in the air

and as long as she can keep pedaling properly.

Okay, Reiko, you come in the middle and underneath.

I'm thinking of letting you be in the back.

I need a bell, why don't we have a bell?

- We do have bells. - We do?

She'll ride a horse, she'll ride a bike,

she'll ride a guy with a dress on.

You're getting daring...

That's totally Christina.

- Oh, my God. - Okay.

We learned early on that there are lots of rules in Stanley Park.

- What are you, drunk? - Oh, jeez.

Of course Christina, Reiko, and I do not know these rules.

Everyone's so pissy.

Where are we? How do we get back? Do we call a cab.

When they say one way,

they take it really, really seriously.

- Look at the sign! - Oh, sorry.

- Wrong way, ladies. - Uh-oh,

I just caused a real collision.

We have been yelled at.

- To the left! - What's that about?

Mary was told to off.

I think I just got a you from someone.

I was like, "What?"

Wow, talk about road rage, these people had bike rage.

We're still going the wrong way. -I know.

- All right, on to some food. - Oh, yeah.

- That was fun. - I know. I really enjoyed that.

I feel bad that I haven't done it more often.

Maybe this is the start of us doing it more often.

I think so.

At this point, it seems that Mary's a pretty all right person,

and I'm enjoying her company, but, you know, you never know.

There's a newspaper, hang on.

- What's going on? - I'm in the paper.

- Oh, my God! - Yeah. There I am.

Oh, my God, look at you!

- Hot! - Wow!

There is a feature article in there with me and the GTO

advertising Super Luxury Car Show.

Three of my cars are featured in it, so that's fun.

"Local Super Car Owner, Reiko Mackenzie,

will be showing some of her beauties at this year's event,

bringing her brand new Ferrari 458 Italia

and her Bentley Continental Super Sport."

I'm also really excited to be a part of the fashion show.

So I'm walking the runway, I've never done it in my life.

- When? - This weekend.

So...

If you guys want to come.

- Oh, yeah, I want to come! - Okay.

I definitely wanted to invite Christina

and wouldn't mind Mary coming as well, I guess.

I just don't want any drama.

We might have to watch out for paparazzi.

It's a little bit awkward

because we are going to have to discuss

the Ronnie and Mary situation.

So you haven't spoken?

Oh, you haven't?

I stood up to Ronnie for the first time,

and that's why it's gotten dirty.

Women are the worst bullies.

We get mean.

Reiko has grown a bit close to Ronnie,

so I'm interested to hear

what her perspective was on that night.

I thought Mary came out like a pit bull, she's like, "Argh!"

- Where? - At the Keefer.

Were you not listening to what Ronnie was saying to me?

But it doesn't seem like she remembers clearly any of it.

You went like this, and you went en guarde.

- You were so en guarde. - She kicked me out.

She goes, "Get out of here," or something.

I don't remember that.

Do you remember her pushing me in the elevator?

Get out of the elevator!

- No. - Oh, she pushed me hard.

Really?

She's like trashed when she arrived, and she wants to just pick a fight.

It's hard to judge all of that because, I mean,

you're coming from one point of view, Ronnie's coming from another.

I think that a lot of what Mary's saying is a bit twisted.

I don't know if you're aware of this, she's taken it to the nth degree,

she's now, since the Keefer, called my parents

and my sister and told them that I'm unstable and I need help.

- Right. - I mean, really, shame on her.

Shame on her to be doing that.

Maybe it was more of like

Ronnie called to say she's worried about her.

I don't know. I mean, what is the truth?

She will twist it and turn it and misconstrue things,

and that night at the Keefer, I just snapped.

I'd had enough. I mean, we just made up.

Like what are you starting this for again?

I know you are not someone who chooses sides or anything.

I kind've gotten close to Ronnie, I'll admit, I mean, it's true.

So I mean, but no, I don't...

I don't believe that I am in a position

to take a side in this situation.

She's team Ronnie and Jody.

Saturday is the fashion show,

I will tell you that Ronnie will probably be coming,

so I'll leave it up to you whether or not you want to come.

I don't like to put people in a situation

where they're gonna feel uncomfortable

and there's gonna be tension.

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I can do the walk, do the sway,

and hopefully not trip down the runway.

- We had a breakthrough. - That's so much better.

We just want to understand your ambitions

with regards to the wine.

Obviously the objective is to make money.

So I think this is the place here.

I'm about to do a fashion show,

and I've never walked the runway before,

so I think a quick lesson is in order.

Diane! Nice to meet you!

Nice to meet you!

Diane is a tall, slender model

who has been in the business for quite some time.

So you've never done this before?

I've never done runway stuff.

Okay. That's okay.

We'll just get a little bit walking first,

just to get the idea of relaxing and moving.

And then we'll start building and modeling it up a bit.

Yeah. That sound good?

- Okay. - Perfect.

So just nice and relaxed,

let your arms swing naturally at your side, nice and tall,

it's almost the feeling of having a string

pulling you from the top of your head.

What's super challenging about this is you don't realize you're tense.

Watch so you're not sort of doing this.

None of this stuff.

Oh, my God, there's a real art to all this.

So nice relaxed walk, get to the end,

what you want to do is just walk into the space,

be there, be fabulous,

and just stand for a moment,

then once you get there, you have to turn around and go back, right?

That's a lot of work.

Shifting and stepping out.

Okay. Just glide and glide and glide.

- Hardcore. - It is a little hardcore.

'Cause it's tough, right?

Reiko, why don't you wear the high heels?

I think I was 12 years old

when my mom put me in a modeling class.

I think that was my only experience learning how to walk.

She did stop at the end there, yeah. -Did she?

My mom's really good at criticism.

You know, Dianne,

Reiko's shoulders a little bit...

Take a big breath. She went too fast.

Better energy up here for your walk.

Yeah, all of a sudden, my mom's a runway expert, right?

- Yeah. - String pulling you up. String.

Relaxed fingers, relaxed shoulders.

Nice and relaxed, that's gonna be the key thing

when it comes to show time.

Okay. I'll get out of your way.

Way better! Look at that!

See, so when you get to the end of the runway,

your arms aren't doing that anymore.

- Oh, I didn't even notice. - Yeah, you see?

- Much better! - Good advice!

- Yeah. - Much better, Diane.

- We had a breakthrough. - That is so much better.

- String, fingers, glide. - There you go.

- Okay. - Yay!

Oh, my God, Diane is a super awesome teacher.

I can do the walk, do the sway,

and hopefully not trip down the runway.

Have I fallen?

I have tripped to the point where people in the audience go...

Don't envision it, Reiko, because it will happen.

- Thank you so much! - Nice to see you!

- You're gonna be there tomorrow? - Yes!

- Yeah. Of course. - Bye, bye!

Oh, my feet hurt.

We want to launch our wine as soon as possible,

and so we're meeting with an advertising agency

to fast track the process.

- Hi! - Hi, how are you?

- Well, let's get started. - Okay.

This is a really exciting start to Rehab and our venture.

- Right. - Right.

So the objective of today, and we've shared this with Jhordan already,

this is a creative briefing session,

so we're focusing on the label design.

Jhordan is a remarkably talented young man.

I don't really know anything about wine,

so when I go into a store, I look at the label.

I mean, my kid's a genius.

And that's what basically sells me on the wine.

What we've been told is that in wine, a lot of it is the marketing.

Okay.

So the goal is that we really understand

what you want to convey and then get a bunch of creators on it.

Can you get off Facebook, Mom?

We're trying to have a design meeting here.

- Don't be rude. - I'm not being rude.

You're being rude. Sorry, I had a little bit of an incident,

people that are very ill right now and attacked me,

her sister also thinks she's very ill

and has been texting me back and forth.

So that needs to be sorted out.

Yes, but we're here for wine, so that will be sorted out.

Send her a bottle of wine.

With a little arsenic in it or something?

Anyway, is it too early to start drinking?

We're talking about drink, that's what we're here for today,

but we just want to understand your ambitions

with regards to the wine.

Obviously the objective is to make money.

Hopefully it will be successful.

We can think about that another time.

I'm not quite sure if the advertising firm

and Jordie and I are on the same page.

So how would you describe the personality of this wine?

It's...

We want the bottle to look expensive.

We want it to look like what is in that bottle

is going to taste good.

- Right. - Yeah.

They're asking very strange questions.

What's the one thing that we want to say with this wine?

What this wine looks like or what it feels like.

Is this a wine that is drunk on every and any occasion?

- Any. - Any.

Every day of the week.

You can enjoy it with your scrambled eggs,

with your sandwich, or with your dinner.

How sexy is the wine and is it just for women?

How would you describe the type of person who drinks Rehab wine?

My wine doesn't discriminate, the wine is clearly for everybody.

I see a mom cooking dinner,

I see the girl ready to go out with her girlfriends,

I see a guy going,

"Hey, you know what, we're going out on the boat."

Somehow this advertising firm is trying to get us

to have a niche of people that are going to drink the wine.

Why would I want a niche of people that are going to drink my wine?

Do you want to talk about the lower percentage of alcohol?

It's got a lower percentage of alcohol?

Yep. -You can have a few more glasses.

You can have it during the afternoon and not get sleepy,

I mean, there's so many wonderful reasons.

You can drink more,

you won't have half the hangover, and it'll be less calories.

But you mentioned the name earlier,

and we want to chat a little bit more about that.

So with regards to the name,

why that name and what it means to you?

It's the best oxymoron.

I mean, it's fun...

It certainly gets people talking. -Yeah.

And is there a personal kind of dimension to the name Rehab--

I've been to rehab, just so you know.

I kind of looked around and I thought,

"God, there's good business in this."

Is there a kind of a sideline story

to the Whiskey River Ranch going through rehab?

Is there anything that we can leverage there?

- What do you mean? - Like the winery itself

is going through a kind of rehabilitation.

They're too into the story and this weird crap.

You know, it's getting redeveloped and rebuilt

and brought back to life, so it's going through its own rehab.

I don't know what to say. What are they talking about?

It's takes it away from the story of just going to rehab

for alcohol abuse, right, so it's kind of, we can balance that.

Let's just design a label.

I think it's either going to be huge or it's going to flop.

But I'm kind of thinking that it's going to be huge.

I'm spending a lot of money for this label.

It better be good.

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- So it's nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

I don't know if David has what it takes to keep me interested.

No one ever has.

These models look so modelesque.

Oh, my God.

Mary has introduced me to David, and we've hung out a few times,

but I'm making it my business to get to know him better.

You know, talk.

I think a little anticipation for my arrival is a good thing.

- Hi, sexy lady. - Oh, my God.

- How are you? - Good.

- Nice to see you. - Nice haircut.

Oh, yeah?

David is different from other men I've been dating recently.

Well, he's younger.

- So it's nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

I don't know if David has what it takes to keep me interested.

No one ever has.

What did you do today?

Little bit of shopping, went to the gym.

I'm not quite clear what David does for a living,

something with motorcycles and export.

I biked around the seawall.

In my future life, I'd like to come back

as a female bike seat.

Be careful what you wish for.

- Yeah, I was kidding. - Yeah.

Speaking of which,

how many children would you like to have?

You just want to cut right to it?

I'm all for that.

Well, with some people, I would like to have no children.

With some, I'd like to have one or two. It depends with whom.

And yourself?

I don't know,

but my last boyfriend tried to trap me

by getting me pregnant,

thinking that that would keep me.

You really are a man inside, aren't you?

- I know. - Yeah.

Because that's something a woman would do.

I know.

Tricking me into having a baby will not work.

It's really not the best plan.

- Are we having children? - Maybe.

Let's have a few more drinks and decide.

Well, cheers to that.

- Cheers. - Yeah.

He's very easy to talk to.

My last girlfriend, she was super not tidy.

I mean, it was a disaster.

- How long did that last? - Three months.

- Sex must've been really great. - No.

Actually that was one of the reasons it failed

because after ten days, it felt like my sister.

We find the same things funny

even if they are inappropriate, which is nice.

You are a worthy adversary.

Thank you, I take it as a compliment.

There is chemistry, I'm quite attracted to him.

- I find this exciting. - Yeah.

I don't find many things exciting.

I don't find anything exciting.

I think he would have to be completely blind

to not know that I'm attracted to him.

To looking sexy.

It's fashion show day at the Super Luxury Car Show,

I'm representing Boboli,

and I am getting hair and make up done at Suki's on Granville.

Reiko. Hi, I'm Rod.

Rod is a riot and he's so into my hair,

so it makes me feel so good.

Let's take a look, see what we got here.

- I've got a lot of hair. - Do you? Good.

Oh, my God, I'm looking around

and I'm kind of regretting eating that pasta yesterday.

These models look so...

modelesque.

They're really professional, they really know how to get it done.

Is this your first fashion show, Reiko?

Oh, yeah. -Oh, is it really? You're so calm.

I was confident up until that point.

Knowing that I have to walk this runway

and I've never done it before

in front of a lot of people, yeah, I'm a bit nervous.

I heard that, um, you're opening the show and you're closing the show.

Oh, my God.

I'm opening the show and closing the show.

Oh, my God.

You don't happen to have any Advil, do you?

I don't. Do we have Advil downstairs?

Also, I'm a little bit older than all these people,

so this is like a lot on my mind.

Oh, yeah, cover that up.

I'm just giving you a really nice glow.

So how many times have you walked down the runway?

- This is my first time. - Is it?

Are you nervous? Have you practiced your walk?

You may think you look good with your walk

but it just... it doesn't read the same.

Oh, my God, am I gonna be able to do this?

It could be the best day or the worst day.

- Am I the last one here? - We've gotta hurry up.

Just don't sweat when you're running to the stage.

Coming up onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver ...

Everybody's here, I know there's some tension,

but I've got really supportive friends,

and I'm pretty confident. It's about me today.

Nothing's gonna happen.

The total value of all three cars that I have in the show...

is $1.5 million.

I hope people aren't too distracted by the cars

so they can see me on the runway.

I really am getting a taste of what it's like

to be back stage at a fashion show.

We're gonna have to rip them off your feet.

It's quite chaotic.

- Who's after me, you? - I don't know.

And then there were naked asses everywhere.

I was like, Holy

Where do I change?

There were guys getting naked, girls getting naked,

and I'm like, "Oh, so I'm supposed to get naked, too?"

I think it's amazing for Vancouver to have such a great show.

Reiko loves vehicles

and we're there at the Van Dusen Gardens to support her.

I take my son Jhordan with me today

because I thought that the car show would be a lot of fun for him.

So I walk in and sit next to Jody

and the conversation is pretty much...

She will never come into my life.

- ...Mary. - You say something horrendous

like that, that's it, you get cut off. You get cut off.

Ronnie's quite quiet, little bit discombobulated.

Is Mary coming?

Well, everyone's coming supposedly

- but Mary may not come. - I have to use the bathroom.

Reiko invited me and I'm going to take the high road

and I'm going to show up at the event.

I'm going to support Reiko,

and I've got Christina with me, which is really great.

- You look gorgeous, honey. - Thank you, gorgeous.

I'm wearing a cream colored Chanel dress and a fascinator,

it's Van Dusen meets Ascott.

I've brought along my good friend Mark and my son Cole,

a little interaction along the side for me

because I'm not sure if I'm gonna have anyone speaking to me today.

Ronnie and I obviously have not seen each other

since the night at the Keefer.

We're having a Mexican stand off.

So our little entourage makes me feel just a bit safer.

I'm like, "Here we go again."

- You are beautiful. - You look gorgeous.

Reiko's arranged seats for us in the front row,

and I don't have a lot of options, so I sit next to Ronnie.

So Mary sits next to me, it's confusing.

And I'm thinking, high road, take the high road.

Everybody's here.

I know there's some tension in the front row,

but I've got really supportive friends,

and I'm pretty confident. It's about me today.

Nothing's gonna happen.

I'm starting to get a little bit more nervous now.

I mean, I notice all the other models,

and they look really young

and they've done this before. This is like,

"Ha, every week, you know,"

and I'm just trying to fit in there, like, yeah, I'm the same.

I'm with you guys.

I belong.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Welcome to the Boboli MaxMara fall/winter fashion show.

I'm about to go on stage,

and it's like I forgot everything from the runway class.

Well, you all relax and enjoy the show. Thanks.

Oh, she'll be fine, she'll be fine.

Reiko looks fabulous,

she has really obviously done her homework.

I didn't know Asians came in that height.

I mean, I always think of Asians as tinier, right?

I don't think Reiko's body is a natural model's body,

her hips are too large.

She did extremely well.

Then I hear all the screaming and the clapping

and, you know, that really helps.

The rest of the fashion show

was actually a lot more fun than I expected.

There was one Asian that was extraordinarily tall,

I mean, this woman was 6'1"!

We're having a good time.

I don't know what's going on with Jody and Ronnie.

So I'm getting into the backstage vibe.

No dressing room, no problem. I'm

gonna get you a pair of shoes in the meantime.

I'm about to close the show

and then they give me a pair of shoes that are a size 7.

- Yeah, they're tight. - Too tight.

I'm not a size 7, they do not fit!

All I know is that my feet are killing me.

Oh, my God. Evil.

This print had a large, ostentatious tire track down the front.

She looked like Cruella de Vil in, like, couture.

Very well done, very well done.

Well done, everybody. Spectacular.

After the fashion show, Ronnie doesn't want to talk to me.

Should we look at the cars right now or...

Yeah, sure.

We stroll around and look at the Super Cars.

I'll be picking you up in an hour, okay?

Super Cars are super sexy.

I love all of those cars, I used to have a red Ferrari myself.

Ronnie, I want this.

Forget the new jet, this is good.

Jet fuel's expensive.

The girls are car shopping

while I get ready so we can go celebrate.

- You made me giggle. - Really?

You were fantastic.

And all the girls are there to meet me.

Congratulations.

And with all those compliments that they were giving me,

it was really nice.

That was wonderful, yeah. The dresses looked great on you.

You were fantastic!

Mom's proud! Yay!

I feel like I'm like 18 again.

- Uber model, Uber model. - Uber?

Ronnie!

- Beautiful, honey. - Thank you.

You were better than all of them. I was there for Reiko.

- Gorgeous body. Beautiful. - Thanks.

- You rocked out. - Did I?

But I really wanted to go home and get on the boat.

Fantastic. -Reiks, do you want a drink, honey?

I really do. I really do.

Let's go to the vodka station. Come on.

Let's get a vodka, Mum.

Come on, Reiks, let's get a drink.

Where is Christina and Kevin?

I lose track of girls, including Christina.

Where did she go, Christina?

Ah, jeez.

Come on. Hi, guys.

Jordie, Jordie, they got real booze here. Real booze.

- Real booze here. - Real booze here.

I want a bloody Mary.

Easy. Nice. Be nice.

I want a Bloody Mary!

- Bloody Mary. - It's very spicy.

- Then we drive the cars? - I want a virgin... Mary.

I found everyone in the drinks tent and as soon as I walk in...

- Let's go, Reiks. - ...Jody drags everybody out.

Didn't know where you guys were.

It's typical Jody.

High school.

Ronnie.

Mary has had ample opportunity to apologize and she didn't.

Enough said.

I didn't want any drama at my event, so I left, too.

It's possibly the rudest thing I've ever seen.

Everyone leaves except for Christina who had the guts to stay.

Mary really needs to know my loyalty

and understand that I am always there for her.

Hi.

Never mind. Let's just be happy and decide what car we want.

Having Christina, it makes me feel confident to win this war.

Next time onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver ...

Oh, no, no, you're not wearing that shirt.

"Hey, Houston's mom! Yeah! Cougar!" No.

I've been dating David a short time.

Shoot!

I have a cork-and-fork trick. Do you want to see it?

Nice!

I went to rehab, I thought it was wonderful, it was fabulous.

The only thing missing was happy hour.

What do you guys think about the actual name Rehab?

There have been names that have been refused in the past.

I'm thinking, "Back to the drawing board."

Then she said we're not Jewish and Mary...

Wait. Mary said we're not Jewish?

- Here's to your birthday. - Cheers.

Knowing Ronnie, I'm thinking her birthday party

is gonna be a little bit on the wild side.

Did you say we're not Jewish?