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Previously onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver...

I've hired these two fabulous contractors called Moe and Moe.

I had no idea how stressful it was.

My retail shop!

Don't know if I'll find my Mr. Right, more like Mr. Right for the Moment.

Got wine?

I couldn't say no!

Nothing is funny about this.

I'm gonna have a glass of wine.

Oh, my God.

Ronnie texted me, she said that I didn't have her back,

that I let her drink and then she said for me to go F myself.

- What? - So when was the last time

you saw Mary?

- She attacked me via text. - What did you say?

I said, "Do you wonder why you are 48 and still single?"

At this stage in my life,

I can afford to say it like it is and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer to be a mom

but now I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver's a goldmine and I love to go digging.

Ronnie and I decide to meet for some oysters and wine.

I love Ronnie. We've become really close.

- Hi, love! - Hi, how are you?

I'm good!

May I get you a glass of wine. Sorry, I had one before you arrived.

We get along because we say what we want to say,

we're up front, we're honest.

- How was your weekend? - It was great.

I thought Mia's party was lovely. It was fun.

It was fun. I just can't believe the DJ, the dancing...

Eventually, the topic of Mary comes up, sweet, sweet, sweet Mary.

You know, I was a best friend to Mary for 17 years

but my feelings aren't the same.

How could they be?

I mean, she went around showing text messages.

Who does that stuff?

Ronnie and Mary's relationship seems very, very strained.

and Mary certainly knows how to push Ronnie's buttons.

I'm the first person to say, "Mary, you know what?

You've said some really horrendous things, so have I.

I'm going to take responsibility for that."

And there's not a chance she will ever, ever apologize.

I can't stand people like that.

I don't know if I can trust Mary anymore.

Maybe there's jealousy, maybe that turns into animosity.

I have no patience for it.

I can be your very, very best friend

and I will go to the ends of the earth

for the people I love but...

Mary should not mistake my kindness for weakness...

and from here on out, I'm watching.

I am watching.

It's quite exciting to have Nigel, this famous judge,

come over and determine if any of my cars are worthy

to go into the Luxury Supercar Weekend.

So I'm hoping to impress Nigel today.

I'd like to show you the garage first.

Finger's crossed, but if not, then I don't know.

Guess I'm gonna have to buy a new car.

Voila!

- The stable. - Wow!

There's a couple thousand horses living in there.

Ferrari 430, spider orange.

The Lamborghini Versialgo,

don't mess with me when I'm in that car.

Elegance, beauty, prestige, the Bentley.

The one car that scares the out of me

is the beast of all beasts, the 599 GTO.

Incredible, it's an very well kept secret in Vancouver.

I mean, I keep my finger on the pulse

and like to think that I know where everything is,

- but this is pretty amazing. - Thank you.

- So 599 over here. Wow. - Yes.

Didn't even know we had one in Vancouver.

How long have you had this?

This one has been with us for two months.

I'm just truly honored being judged by him.

The 599 received a few dings there from the track.

Yes.

These two cars are very similar in horsepower, I think, aren't they?

Yeah, love the 12 banger.

And this car would be really high on my wish list,

the only sort of downside is the unfortunate dent.

Reiko, I have to ask you,

when did this obsession of cars with you begin?

You're a car guy's dream wife.

In school, they offered to take mechanics, or wood work

or home economics, I chose mechanics for two years.

I just didn't have any interest in cooking back then.

I started with the old '79 Honda Civic

and took that into the shop and started learning off that car.

I was a grease monkey, I wore the coveralls and all.

So, Nigel, what are the chances?

To be perfectly honest with you, I'd love to take them all

but we will definitely have room for at least three of them.

Yes!

I decided to pick up Christina to go get her new eyelashes

that I had given her for her birthday

and I wanted to show her my new white car.

- Thank you for grabbing me. - Oh, you're welcome, hon!

- This is fun. - You like my new ride?

I love it!

I thought it would be fun for us to do this together just to hang out.

Thank you so much. I'm so excited about my eyelashes.

I've never had eyelash extensions before.

I've always wanted to, but it took someone else to buy it for me.

I love the white.

- Do you love the white? - Yeah, I do.

I got rid of the car that my ex-boyfriend had given to me.

Out with the black, in with the white.

I just wanted to change the entire thing up starting pure.

I know!

Angelic and virginal.

I think Christina's excited to be here today

because she's really had a rough week,

so I think this is gonna be nice for her to just lie down and relax

and do something good for herself.

Okay, Christina, if you just want to come over here.

- Okay. Perfect. - There you go.

You might fall asleep, but I won't let you.

Just don't let me snore.

No, don't worry. It's natural.

We keep missing each other.

I know you went away for the weekend, right?

I just needed a break for a couple days.

What happened the night at Coast?

I had dinner with the rest of the ladies.

I did feel really sorry for Christina

that she had to go to Coast that night

walking into the shark's tank.

- You have bossiness I find. - I'm opinionated. I'm not bossy.

I don't boss you around.

I don't tell you what to wear, where to go, who to see...

- I agree and I'm sorry. - Thank you. That's all.

- So now I'm happy. Cheers! - Okay. Cheers.

We kind of cleared the air and made up.

But, you know, I've had some really big problems

develop over the last little while, you know, with Ronnie

and Jody and Ronnie have seemed to become friends.

Interesting.

Jody and Ronnie actually don't have a lot in common,

except they each have three children by three different men.

I just never quite understood why she lashed out at me

- because I let her drink. - It's not your fault.

She's a grown woman. You know, she doesn't listen.

I attempted to help and woke up one morning

and she sent me slanderous texts.

It was an absolute attack.

- Want to hear some of them? - Yes! Like what?

By the way, this is not something I'd typically do when I'm mad,

but I know Ronnie shared them with Jody, I'm gonna tell you.

Right or wrong... Eye for an eye, I guess.

Not proud of the fact that I did this,

but I did share them with Christina.

"I don't appreciate my drinking at Grace be spoken about,

you both poured the wine as well."

Now, she's blaming me! All for the fact that she drinks.

- Right? - Oh, my God, this is just...

And then she started saying some other things.

"Oh, my God, you and your life is so pathetic!

What happened to your singing career? You're a joke.

Oh! Because--

Please don't respond, too busy for this you cartoon character."

Oh, my God. I'm getting so agitated right now.

Mary's reading these texts to me and I've got my eyes closed

and they're really disturbing,

basically telling Mary that she's a loser,

that she is nothing worthwhile in her life.

I'm scared of the alliance they've formed.

So, what do we do?

Well, you know Ronnie's having a girl's lunch for tennis

and I've decided I'm not going to go.

- I just think it's-- - I don't want to go

if you don't want to go.

Should we do something else instead?

Unfortunately, I've had to choose sides...

and this time, I chose Mary.

The lashes look so gorgeous.

If Christina decides not to go, it will not be pretty.

I don't think it will be pretty. I think Ronnie

will go out of her mind

and I think Christina will end up getting...

Oh, my God, I love them!

...probably a bit of a beating for it.

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I've never played tennis in my life!

Excuse me, Christina? Where is she?

Hi, Reiko, it's Christina.

If Mary has something to take up with me,

she needs to take it up with me!

Ronnie has invited all of us over,

Jody, myself, my mom, Mary, Christina.

- Hi, guys! - Oh, my God.

- How are you, girlfriend? - How are you?

So we get there and there is Ronnie and her niece Paige.

- Hi, sweetheart! - Hello.

- How are you? - I'm great, sweetheart!

- Hi. - Thank you!

We match!

It's going to be a fun experience just to have the girls over. Why not?

Hey, look at my tennis court.

Yeah, the tennis court is something so special,

like Vancouver at its finest.

Okay, let's warm up, mom.

I would have to say this is the most impressive tennis court

I have ever played on.

- Oh, you can play! - I'm so excited,

I bought myself a new tennis outfit.

I've never played tennis in my life.

- Now, do the warm up! - Not really.

Okay, warm up! Here, Jody.

You better put on a helmet!

I'm not nervous about tennis at all.

Things like that don't make me nervous.

This will be fun and interesting.

Jody is such a girly girl.

You should have a pocket here to put your ball.

Jody, right here.

Oh, it's good, we'll just put it right here.

We're good!

Let's not fuss about the pocket. -Yeah.

We're going to rally now.

- Rally. Okay. - So get back...

What the hell is that?

- Okay, Jody, get ready. - Okay.

- Yes! - Very good.

Keiko takes the match most seriously.

And she's an unbelievable tennis player.

Oh, nice. She always beats me.

I've never been able to beat her yet.

- I do up or over? - What's wrong?

- Oh, sorry. - $10 a ball.

Jody's doing pretty good

but I think she's hitting the balls right out into the sea.

Oh, my God!

- Where there go? - 20 bucks.

Ronnie starts to put a value to the ball, so I'm quite concerned.

I'm already down $20.

Where's your ball? Where's your ball?

I think the tennis match is going great,

- I think everyone's having fun. - Excuse me. Anybody?

Christina?

We're playing on the court and you know I was kind of thinking,

where's Christina?

Seriously, is she not coming?

I don't know. I haven't heard from her at all.

So not okay!

After tennis, we decided to go in for some food.

Ronnie's prepared a really nice lunch...

- Oh, that's really cute. - ...that she's purchased.

Oh, it's beautiful!

Oh, my gosh!

When we get to her house for the brunch, it's so sweet.

She had a nice lay out and she claimed that, you know,

she's not like Jody, she doesn't go and cook everything

but she does go to Whole foods and picks everything out.

So where the hell's Christina?

What's her number? Give me her number.

- Okay. - So I ring her

and I play a little prankster on her.

Christina? This is Brenda

calling from Revenue Canada, do you have a moment?

So Jody makes a phone call to Christina

and claims that she's Revenue Canada, it was so funny

and I was like worried like, "Oh, my God,

I hope she has paid her taxes."

We have not received your T4 from the last 8 years.

And I think Christina just got a little bit nervous.

Just a second, the supervisor wants to talk to you.

Hello, is this Christina Kiesel?

How could she hang up on frigging Revenue Canada?

But she hung up!

I would never not just show up to somebody's event.

She's calling.

Hello.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good, I'm just sitting here with all the girls

and we were expecting you this morning.

What happened?

What happened?

I don't feel like Christina felt

like she needed to back Mary whatsoever.

Christina doesn't even know Mary.

Christina mentioned on the phone that she was supporting Mary

because the texts were very offensive.

I think it's brutal that you don't come to my tennis match today

and that you stood me up.

I actually think that's quite brutal, Christina, if you must know

and I think the fact that you're sitting there and not here,

is not okay either.

And if Mary has something to take up with me...

she has to take it up with me and not with you, Jody or anybody else.

- Period. - You don't know the facts.

Do not get involved.

I'm sure once you've served your purpose

like maybe I've served mine, I'm sure she'll be onto the next.

I have nothing more to say.

Bitch.

Mary did that on purpose so Christina wouldn't show up.

Ronnie and Mary's relationship,

like I have said so many times, is very tumultuous.

Go and meet her and finish it. You've gotta have resolution.

So they really have to find some way to resolve this scab.

Coming up onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver...

I'm really, really excited about the new Jody's.

You told me tonight it would be done.

Am I feeling nervous about this fashion show? Totally!

It was after you came at me first.

Why were you showing everybody our texts?

I'm really, really excited about the new Jody's Fine Foods.

I'm excited to see a cleaner image.

And up to here, to get everything squared out

- and you get this... - Oh, my God.

The renos are always a bit difficult and I've forgotten what that's like.

I thought I'd walk in and I thought it would be finished, Moses.

Oh, Jesus.

I would like the whole thing to be finished

in two and a half weeks.

I don't know if that's realistic.

But you told me, "Okay, I'll have it in time, It'll all be finished."

Yeah, I said it was gonna be finished but look at it.

Look at it. -I'll get down on my hands and knees,

I'll help you, we can do it together.

I love that.

It's been tough.

I'm tired, my staff are tired, my boys are tired.

You promise me by Sunday it'll all be done?

I'm gonna try to push like get it done

- but I mean, it's just-- - Lovey, you told me tonight,

it would be done.

All right.

I had no idea how stressful it was.

I'm a little disappointed because I thought it would go down today...

and part of the scenes

and you told me it would be done but it's not done.

I know it's your business

and you need to make money on it, right?

- And I said four days. - Lovey, it's been a Jewish week.

We're gonna get it done as fast as possible.

- So that's all I can say. - Thank you.

- That'll calm me down. - All right. Okay.

- Thank you. - As long as you calm down,

we can work here like in peace.

Welcome, good morning.

Boboli is a high end designer fashion store.

They import some amazing designer clothes from all over the world.

So where should we start?

Today, I'm here to try on some of the designer frocks

to wear in their runway show at The Super Luxury Car Show.

- This is absolutely gorgeous. - Yeah, I can't wait.

What they want to do is tie in high end cars, high end fashion,

I mean, I wear high end clothes and I drive high end cars,

two of my favorite things.

- Do you want to try things on? Okay. - Yeah, I would love to, perfect!

I'm definitely not a professional model,

but if I have the opportunity

and they want me to walk on the runway

with their beautiful designer clothes,

I am not passing up that opportunity.

You might even own a leather jacket already,

it's just a nice way to finish this off.

- Oh, my gosh! - This is so pretty.

What about handbag?

Am I feeling nervous about this fashion show?

Totally!

I've never walked down a runway in my life.

- Yeah. - All right, slow down, Reiko.

Yeah, exactly. You're not in a hurry.

The model strut is a bit difficult.

It's not as easy to walk as one would think.

Yeah, that's great. One foot ahead of the other, sort of do a...

- Yeah, exactly. That's great. - There you go.

Catherine is telling me, "One foot in front, the other foot in front,"

I'm like, "Wait a minute, these Alexander McQueen heels

are killing me." -Well, the back of it's fantastic.

We were thinking of this for the finale of the fashion show.

Considering that you're a race car driver,

I think the tire tracks are just amazing.

- And in crystal. - And in crystal.

- You can't get anymore-- - No, that is hilarious.

Fashionable and trendy. That is amazing.

Knock on wood, don't want to stumble and fall,

want to pull it off with extreme confidence. Please.

- Good evening, how are you? - Very well, thank you.

After our latest texting war, Ronnie and I decided to go ahead

and meet and let the chips fall where they may.

I'm sitting at the table thinking that she may not show up

because I'm sitting and waiting for quite some time.

It's all I can do.

She could come in here screaming and hollering and, you know, F you

and you're this that and the other thing

or she could've had a change of heart and wanted to save the friendship.

How are you?

I'm ready. If we have to fight it out,

I've got my good game on. I'm ready to go.

Going into the meeting, I really didn't know what to expect.

How are you? I love you. I miss you.

- You and I... Oh, my God. - What is going on?

Hon?

I can tell that Ronnie has been drinking

and here we are meeting about the fact that I let her drink

and she calls me all these names because of that,

yet on her own, she's still drinking.

My confliction is, I don't want you to look like you can't drink either,

but I can't always watch your back.

I can say, how about a wine spritzer?

And you can say, no, I want Chardonnay...

- Exactly. - Or you can go...

I can say, I would like a shot of tequila

but if you order me the shot of tequila...

Right. Then it's different. Which I didn't do.

You know I can't blame you for my drinking.

Now, I like to throw a few back like anybody else

and I do and I'm not gonna feel bad about it.

But here's the thing, this is the thing that gets me.

When you say, I'm a loser

and I'm pathetic a cartoon character--

Honey, you told me I need to get a job

and quit mooching off of other men.

We've got it on text.

It was after you came at me first

- and then I defended myself right. - Okay, but you also told me

other things that I can't forget. -But that was after you've already

called me a loser and pathetic.

Let's don't go to that slanderous stage, okay,

because it hurts when you say that.

But why were you showing everybody our texts?

It was sort of like, "Hey. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Mary, you clearly started it by showing texts to people."

I want you to see what she texted me.

I did this because you did that.

You showed Jody the texts, so I showed Jody the texts.

- Two wrongs don't make a right. - It takes two wrongs

- to make it right, okay. - Sometimes, I get defensive too.

I'm saying to Ronnie, I said it in rebuttal

and I'm not happy that I rebutted in anyway

or said anything that may have been hurtful to you,

but you started this whole thing.

That was the first fight we had been in... in years.

- Years. - Years.

It's amazing. We're so much alike.

Obviously, we mean something to each other.

No matter what we say, no matter how pissed I am at you,

no matter how hurt I am at what you said

or you are with me, the truth is...

the proof was in the pudding

when you and I walked up to each other. Right?

I think the reason we keep coming back together

is because there is a real sisterly love there.

That's really what it is.

Let's make a toast,

to the fact that we are gonna be the sisters that we are

and we are gonna be really careful as to not go say things to each other

that are hurtful.

If I have said anything to you that is hurtful, forgive me. Truly.

I don't mean to be that person.

I speak the truth. I love you. I want only the best for you.

- I want-- - But that wasn't the truth.

We couldn't even get through the toast.

- See you took that wrong. - The glasses go down!

I know. Because...

Well, that was great. I'm glad that went well.

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Today, I'm going to be modeling, I'm a little nervous.

Give me a bra.

We met yesterday.

I'm a bit irritated to find out that Mary has seen Ronnie.

Where does it stand now?

Because now, I'm on the outs with Ronnie.

Today is the promo shoot for the Luxury Supercar Show Weekend.

It's only a week away

and I'm going to be modeling alongside my Ferrari GTO.

I'm a little nervous but it's nothing that I can't handle.

Thanks for getting up so early, I appreciate you coming in.

We need to position you right beside the Gullwing.

Most of the owners that we have in the show are male,

so people are going to be amazed and fascinated

by the fact that this gorgeous woman has an incredible supercar

and not only has it, but she drives it.

We only have one person that's putting in a car

that's actually in the fashion show

and has cars in the event, and that's Reiko.

I guess they felt that I was a good representation of fashion and cars

since I'm one of the luxury supercar owners and I love fashion.

So you excited about today?

Oh, yeah, I'm very excited about today.

- Modeling... - Oh, well, you know?

Whatever. Should come naturally for you.

Oh, yeah, I don't mind doing that.

I mean, it's very flattering that I'm being considered

to model being 36 years old and all.

- 36? - Yeah.

- Really? Wow. - Yeah.

I've done a few photo shoots in my time.

In my time.

These are cool.

My outfit is a plain, simple black dress

but the heels were interesting.

They had this little fur tails attached to them, Alexander Wang.

Where's my stylist?

Give me a bra.

I'm just practicing my walk.

All right.

I was a little uncomfortable with the fact

that I wasn't wearing a bra with the dress,

but I mean, I just had to straighten my back and push out my chest

and make myself feel better and model with those professionals.

How did I feel when I was modeling with my car with the other models?

A little old.

There was some really hot cars there waiting to be photographed

and mine was just the nicest one.

I think the GTO and I make a fabulous pair.

Christina and I are going to a lounge in town here called George.

I'm really excited to see Mary tonight.

We haven't been out, just the two of us in cocktails, in a long time.

- Hello, honey! - Hi!

- You look gorgeous! - So do you!

And just a lot to discuss.

You know that I did not go the tennis and brunch.

No, I did not know that you didn't go.

I told you I wouldn't go.

So I... There's no way I could go. -You didn't go.

I was surprised that Christina missed the party.

I thought it was really nice of her to defend me.

And what happened though? Did you?

Well, I got prank calls.

Wait, hold on... Okay. -Yeah, grown women, prank calling me.

Prank calling you?

I knew that when she told me she wasn't going to the tennis match

that there was gonna be some trouble in paradise.

- So Ronnie got on the phone... - Yeah.

...and said, "I can't believe you're so discourteous

as where the is Mary."

And I actually thought Mary needed a friend,

- I wanted to be with Mary-- - She must have been mad.

Yeah. She was off.

She said, "Well, you're pathetic and both of you are pathetic."

- She said that? - You're pathetic.

So I think that's awful. That's par for the course.

That's what I've had issues with Ronnie for years but...

- Have you spoken to her? - Yeah.

We met yesterday.

I'm quite shocked that Mary has met with Ronnie

after everything that's been said.

She walked up and...

basically said, "Give me a hug,"

and we both just kind of started laughing.

I'm a bit irritated to find out that Mary has seen Ronnie

and they've made up,

but I was very loyal to Mary,

so I wish she would've told me that

because now I'm on the outs with Ronnie?

Where does it stand now? And where do I stand in this?

I am there to defend you no matter what.

So know that I will be there to take your back

and to always be there for you.

So exhausting talking about Ronnie.

It's just... I've had enough.

Everyone else is married, we're not, let's meet some boys.

I have an old friend of mine, I texted him

and I said we were gonna be at George tonight

and I thought maybe he might be a good fix up for Christina.

So Mary has told me that I will probably like this "David"

but she's told me he's only 31 years old which...

generally, I date older men.

But then I see him and he's really attractive

and he seems a bit older and he's really well-dressed

and he's in a suit and just very well put together.

He's very handsome.

Happy birthday.

David and Christina just hit it off.

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It's not gonna pull the whole side off, is it?

I'm like you just need to giver! So I was like, hold on, let me do this!

This is gonna be pretty edgy.

We have decided that we're going to do a photo shoot

on our scarf line.

It was such an amazing ivy that was attached

to my beautiful store for 11 years

and I was forewarned that ivy is going to shred your building,

so I decided to clean it up a bit.

I know, but, Moe, it's not going to pull the whole side off, is it?

- I don't mean to be rude... - We'll see in a minute.

...but we have to do this process slowly.

We'll see in a minute.

Just stay back when he's sitting behind the car, eh?

Let me just have a sip.

Can you bring... Do we have a ladder?

At first, when they came in and they said to me,

"Jody, we can't get the ivy off the wall,"

I'm like, "Here, I'll give you my nail file, just pick it off,

use a knife, find something in the back,"

so when I actually went outside and they had to use my hummer

to tie a very large rope on the bumper

to pull off the ivy from the side of the wall,

I was slightly horrified.

Moe, just make sure he pulls away slowly.

Slowly, uncle. Slowly.

With Jodes, it's just kind of you go by the seat

of your pants moment.

Okay.

Let's try one more time. Do you have one?

The guys who were supposed to be driving the truck,

were driving it like little girls.

I think I could drive better.

Let's see if I can floor it in 10 inch stilettos.

They were like barely touching the pedal

and I'm like, you just have to giver.

So I'm like, hold on! Let me do this!

- Are we ready, boys? - In a minute.

Mia's so helpful when you need it. Fabulous.

Wait.

See? Told you, I'm good.

Like I know how to drive this Hummer,

then I floor it in my high heels and I was like, "Snap!"

Goes the cord, I was like, "I guess I drove it a little too hard."

I told you, Moe, Mia wants to rip the store apart.

Cheer up on that!

- Aye, okay, let's do this tomorrow. - Yeah, let's do it another day.

Wendy and I have been working a long time on our scarf line

and we are preparing now to get everything up and running,

so we have decided that we are going to do a two-fold photo shoot

for our website and for our press kits.

We're just going to get some really great simple shots

of the silhouettes of the scarves.

We decided to have the photo session at the Keefer Hotel,

which is in Chinatown.

It's one of these unique boutique hotels.

Absolutely gorgeous, Wendy helped design.

Come, come!

- Lovely Mary. Gorgeous. - Oh, thank you.

- Gorgeous. - Beautiful.

I'm modeling today. It's usually not my thing.

I'm not a model. Have never modeled.

I can't usually keep my mouth shut long enough to take a picture.

We're gonna keep it really simple. This is going to be pretty edgy.

The first couple shots,

so this one we've got you in the little black dress.

I find that our scarves are edgy and sophisticated at the same time,

so we wanted to kind of portray that in this photo shoot.

Let's just play with the organza.

Wendy's a master scarf tier.

So she's tying scarves on me

so that we can showcase a few of the pieces in our line.

Hold it right there. Mary, just look up.

We have this crazy idea that we're gonna take yards

of black tooling and just wrap me in it.

This is Wendy's idea. It's pretty interesting.

Yay!

That's awesome!

That's pretty. We clean up after, no?

Stay there.

The photo shoot was fun. It was fun.

- Thank you very much! - Thank you.

Two minutes.

Sashe, sashe, girl!

I invited all the ladies to come after our photo shoot

because I thought it's such a lovely venue

and Wendy and I thought it would be fun

to get all the girls together.

So are you really gonna leave me in here now?

- Yeah. - It's okay.

Oh, brother.

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- Hi. - All of us together.

What could possibly go wrong?

- She's Jewish, honey. - She said I wasn't Jewish.

- No, I didn't say you weren't Jewish! - It's escalating very quickly.

- You are a liar, get out! - Really?

What happened to Mary?

Get out of the elevator!

Jewish friend actually...

Mary invited us to the Keefer Hotel to check out her scarf line...

all of us together.

What could possibly go wrong?

Hi!

We enter into a large penthouse,

it's very beautiful and Mary is there.

Hi!

- Hi! - Hi! Good to see you.

I was excited to see everyone. Happy to see Ronnie.

Happy to see Reiko, she looked great.

And happy to see Christina, of course.

Good to see you.

Very excited to see you and your scarves.

- Thank you. - I'm happy that the girls

could get together and, you know, enjoy themselves.

- It's been awhile. - No.

I asked Reiko what she was wearing before she left the house

and she said she was wearing a hat.

I wasn't expecting that hat.

She has everything else,

why not get some funky pimped out Robin Hood hats?

I'm feeling kind of like that character from Shrek.

What is it? Puss and boots with the hat and the knife and sword.

And stay, and then go to New York.

I gotta send a little bit to Italy and...

Oh, my God.

There are so many ways to wear it.

No, she doesn't want to wear it like that.

Christina reminds me so much of the chick from 9 and a half weeks.

I think it's funny, I blindfold her with a big huge bow

on the side of her head.

Christina likes it like this

but we don't want to wreck her mascara.

I was pissed off about that!

- It was humiliating. - She's beautiful.

Some good knickers and some stilettos, she's fabulous.

I mean, Jody always wants to mess with my head,

she waits for it and now, she's literally messing with my head.

I like the bow at the side, it's really I'm sure very attractive.

All right.

I definitely feel that Mary's angry again with me.

Again.

- Jody, where's your family from? - Merritt.

No, I mean, back in the old country. -It's complicated.

- Oh, it's complicated? - She's Jewish, honey.

- I know. - But you said I wasn't Jewish.

No, I didn't say you weren't Jewish.

I had no idea that you weren't Jewish.

I don't know why we're talking about who is Jewish and who's not Jewish.

Are you not Jewish?

My mother and father are both Jewish, Mary.

But why is it you thought that I think you're Jewish?

Ronnie and I had a conversation saying that we had heard

that maybe she wasn't,

so Ronnie must have shared with Jody

things that made Jody believe that I outright decided

that she wasn't Jewish.

Mary told me Jody was not Jewish.

Yes, I told Jody, she asked where it came from, I said Mary.

I'm honest. -Would be the last thing on my mind.

I mean, you're kind of assuming that I said you weren't Jewish.

I don't have any feeling or disregard to Mary

and what she thinks of me.

She could think I was purple for all I care.

Come on, girls.

Totally surprised that Ronnie is singing in Hebrew.

I had no clue.

- Did you say tofu? - No, honey,

that's something in Japan.

The atmosphere at this point...

it's even more charged because Ronnie is sitting in her chair

and the body language is so telling.

- Can I ask you a question? - Yes.

I mean, why didn't you come to my tennis?

I felt like Mary was really upset and--

My tennis tournament wasn't about Mary, honey.

No, it wasn't but when Mary wasn't- Can you let me finish, please?

Because when Mary wasn't going to go--

Can you shorten from this to this, why weren't you there?

Because I'd preferred to be with Mary.

Really? You'd prefer to be with Mary?

No, I said "preferred."

Why did you get in the middle of it?

I feel like I was kind of forced to. -Then don't get in the middle of it.

Ronnie's looking for trouble right now

and she's starting with me

and I think she'll move onto Mary next.

- Wait, Mary. To you. - Yes?

I showed her text messages because you did.

- What are you, four years old? - Are you kidding me, Ronnie?

You showed them to her first?

I never showed her those text messages--

She told me that you showed them to her!

Did you tell her that because I never showed her text messages.

Well, don't just tell me I'm four years old, okay?

I don't start this ever.

I don't want any altercations at this point.

Once Ronnie gets going, she's hard to unwind.

She just perpetuated, perpetuated and perpetuated.

This is not going to stop, Ronnie's had a few drinks now,

all bets are off.

- But what you're saying is-- - No, you're starting something.

No, what you said is, I did it because you did.

- You know what? - You slap me, I slap you.

I had to defend myself, so you know what when you're showing her--

She showed me a very disturbing text on the Saturday.

She showed you the text that I sent her in retaliation for a thousand

that she sent me, saying I'm a loser and pathetic and on and on and on.

I'm gonna sit there and go, "Oh, that's so lovely.

Thank you so much, Ronnie, I appreciate you

saying that about me."

Mary, I've known you for 17 years,

- the bottom line is, honey-- - Never could trust you, Ronnie.

And you start to lash out to people and say things--

Really? Did you read the text messages in full?

You can't even speak you've had so much to drink, Ronnie.

yourself.

Oh, gosh. Not good choice of words.

To be honest with you, I'm getting a little scared

that something's gonna happen here.

It's escalating very quickly and getting a bit aggressive.

Ronnie, you're not welcome here. Goodbye!

- No, Mary! - I'm not gonna listen to you!

- That's what you got... - You are a liar!

Get out of here! I'm renting this hotel room, get out!

- Really? - Yeah! I'm tired of it!

- You really should go. - Come on, let's go.

I... Excuse me... -Ronnie, you should go get some help.

- Delusional. - No, you are, honey.

How many millions did you make of your record sales?

- Come on. - This is sad.

Come on, Christina, let's go.

I'm planning on staying with Mary

but I'm struggling with the fact

I really want to escape this confrontation.

- Let's... Can we just-- - No, Christina, let's go.

Okay. This is what I really hate. -Oh, my God!

- You're such a child! - Let's go!

- Christina... - I hate this!

- Goodbye... - Let's go, Christina!

- Christina, let's go. - I'll tell you something...

- Mary, you've crossed a line! - No, you've...

- You've crossed the line... - I've been working all day!

You crossed the line.

You've crossed the line, Ronnie! -You're sick, girl!

- You drink too much. - I'm sick of the way...

- You've been drinking too much. - ...you treat people.

- Why are you coming in here? - You told me to leave.

- Goodbye! - Get out of the elevator.

- Goodbye. Get out of my space. - You're being really aggressive.

Get out!

What happened to Mary?

I... I... I... If that's menopause, my poor husband.

That's your good friend? Good luck, girl.

- She's crazy. - That woman is sick.

She drinks too much.

I feel humiliated.

Really hurt inside that Ronnie has done this again. Again!

I do not think that Mary has gone overboard.

I do not think she's lost her mind.

Mary has just finally decided to stand up for herself.

- Hi. How are you doing? - All right.

Ronnie just wants to and so does Jody, for some reason,

and I don't understand why, they just want to take me down.

How much can a person take? It's like bullying.

- It's bullying. - It's over.

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Since the Keefer, I've really not had a chance to speak with anyone.

Like everybody didn't have to leave

and I said, "Reiko, why are you going?"

Saturday's the fashion show,

I will tell you that Ronnie is probably going to be coming.

I think he would have to be completely blind

to not know that I'm attracted to him.

- So you've never done this before? - I've never done runway stuff.

- None of this stuff. - Yeah.

Oh, my God, there's a real art to all this.

She will never come into my life.

Reiko invited me and I'm thinking, take the high road.

I'm about to go on stage.

She'll be fine. She'll be fine.

She looked very tall.

I didn't know Asians came in that height.

I mean...