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Previously on The Real Housewives of Vancouver:

I've been a singer my whole life.

I've had six or seven top 40 hits in the country.

Are you working?

Are you gonna do something?

What are you gonna do?

Look out for yourself.

Suck it up buttercup.

You can be so cute and so sweet

but you're such a pain in the ass.

That's how I feel about you there sweet cheeks.

Jody always thinks I should apologize.

There should always be an apology in Jody's eyes.

Oh my god it's everything I dreamed of.

Of course I love buying cars.

I love the sound of a new Ferrari.

It's like an aphrodisiac.

You call that smart?

Stripping your clothes down to nothing.

What are you stupid?

She's very intimidating.

Look at your daughter?

Don't you ever bring my daughter up.

I will sue your ass.

Jody's a bully.

At this stage in my life I can afford to say it like it is

and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane,

catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer to being a mom

and I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire

and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver's a gold mine

and I love to go digging.

Since Jody had so much fun in the Bentley last week.

Woo!

So fun!

So fun!

I thought I'd take her to the Ferrari track day

at Mission Speedway.

Track day is my only chance to drive my Ferrari

as fast as I can.

Oh we're here!

Finally.

I'm really excited to introduce Jody

to this world of cars and racing.

It's a sausage party,

it's such a boys club.

We even did the junk food thing.

Did you get a triple burger?

Yeah.

Three patties?

But it has no cheese or condiments,

just ketchup.

That's a lot of meat, hey?

This woman is a high-end caterer

coming out with a cookbook.

Caviar, chocolate souffle,

triple patty burger, fried chicken and french fries.

Do you have a hand sanitizer?

I was just thinking that.

Oy.

I'm going through more napkins than girls on light days.

Everything was going fine until...

Where's the lavatory though is the issue?

Where?

I don't see one.

Next to the poplar tree by the river.

What?

It's porto-potties.

No, I don't like public washrooms.

I--

No... No.

Do you see those?

Darling it's-it's-it's very dirty darling, no.

Apparently the queen doesn't care for plastic thrones.

Maybe I'm not so proper

but hey, if I gotta go I gotta go.

My son Cole has been asking me for quite some time

to take him out driving.

Nice and easy.

Nice and easy.

Just go around and do a U-y,

just do a little bit ofa U-y.

Mom U-y's are illegal.

Really?

My mom's a great driver

except for the fact that she monster trucked someone.

They call me monster truck Mommy.

Hit it in reverse.

Missed the street, backed up really fast,

didn't see this tiny little car that moved in behind me

with an elderly couple sitting inside of it.

No, this is not good.

And all of a sudden we're like high up onto something.

My mom drove up on the person's windshield.

And the two little ones were like,

'Mom you're on top of somebody's car!'.

You're gonna hit the tire!

Cole!

Mom!

You're gonna hit the tire!

I just broke down, 'I'm so sorry!

Oh my god!

Take my car!

You can have my car!'.

Don't hit that car.

I'm not gonna hit the car.

My grandfather, he was 85 years old,

he took his drivers lessons 35 times

and he flunked it each time on parking.

This is a disaster hon.

My dad has had accidents in our driveway.

Oh jeez!

Cole!

Not a good history going on here.

Oh my good god.

But I'll give it another shot.

I'd like to give it another shot,

maybe on the road this time, lord help me.

I might have to take a valium before we get to that.

I don't like to dress sexy to the track

because I like to concentrate on my driving.

Maybe something that shows--

that pushes my boobs up or something

and then I'll look sexy but it's gotta be comfy.

It's gotta be comfy.

And we're up.

We're up?

Okay check your mirror and let's go.

And away we go.

Pour it on.

Woo.

Fun!

I can tell you've been on the track before,

you drive awesome.

Thank you.

Is my car the nicest car out there today?

Well I would have to say by looks...

yes absolutely.

Oh you're so confident, I love it.

So nice to have slam you in the seat power eh?

It's windy and twisty and fast,

I was probably up to 200.

It does make a woman feel powerful and accomplished.

Pour it on.

Open it up.

Good job, you drive really well.

Nice and smooth.

It's like that old saying you know,

what boys can do, girls can do better.

The checkered flag!

Woo!

We did it!

Woo!

Good job.

Awesome!

Holy cow, this girl can drive, wow.

So after I go for a spin with my instructor,

I have the best idea.

You should just try it for the experience,

just go for one lap.

I don't mind being at the race track.

No, no, I'm good.

But being on the racetrack is a different story.

Come on!

Absolutely, come on!

You gotta try it once.

You're gonna love it.

Gotta see what she's experiencing today.

All my life insurance and up it another 10 mill.

You ready Jody?

Woo!!!!

I am excited for you.

There is a reason why I drive a Hummer,

it's a tank.

Thank you.

Okay here we go.

So you're not timid, are you?

No not at all.

Oh fantastic,

Oh wow!

Oh man!

We're hauling out in the Ferrari

and it makes the sexiest sound one can imagine.

Awesome eh?

Unbelievable!

Amazing!

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

Yeah!

Oh horny!

Woo hoo!

Yeah baby!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo ho!

Yeah baby!

Unreal!

Sitting in a car, going extremely fast

is quite a horny experience.

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Our tennis court is the most beautiful

I think I've ever seen.

Oh my god!

No!

Paige you know those balls are 10 bucks a piece, right?

She's aggressive, she's a bitch.

The queen of mean.

The queen of mean.

I'm absolutely thrilled to see Mary.

I feel like I've spent the last few days in a snake pit.

Women are bitches.

I don't think Mary's a bitch.

We need cocktails and I have to tell you

what happened with Jody.

So we met um just around the corner for a coffee

and she wore house slippers.

What?

Yeah.

Of course fur and proceeds to basically

give me a dressing down for well...

stripping down I guess.

You stripped!

So I ended up taking half my clothes off and dancing around

in the #$@$ing T-shirt and I said well you know,

you might want to take a look at your daughter

and she lost her mind,

said that she was going to sue me.

Apparently she likes to do this a lot

and she stands up and leaves and the thing is,

I was bawling my eyes out.

I haven't cried that much or that hard in a long time.

Not even over a man, but over Jody?!

What is the point of meeting you to criticize you?

Just because she's aggressive and she's a bitch.

I was bullied years ago and that hasn't happened to me

in a long time.

I can't let it bother me because she's not worth it.

So the next time I see Jody,

I want to be ready and I want to be able

to hold my own.

So I'm done.

I've had enough and I need to stand up for myself.

You know what, you do.

You shouldn't take any of what she's putting down.

I won't.

And speaking of that,

I'm supposed to have lunch with her tomorrow.

I've decided to have lunch with Jody

because I find that Jody seems to be talking a lot

and I don't want false accusations out there.

Lunch with the queen.

The queen of mean.

Sounds like a blast.

Don't feel bad that you cried.

You're human and you're real.

Thank you Mary,

I'm glad I talked to you.

I'm glad I talked to you.

How are you?

Nice to see you.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

I really just want to explain,

who I am and what I'm all about.

So how've you been?

I'm great, lovey.

Good.

Been busy?

Yeah.

And you?

Busy too.

Wendy and I have a great little company going

and our accessory line's doing really well

and doing a little bit of uh fragrance line,

actually it's a licensing deal.

So I'm working on that

and next week I start recording again.

I have my new car sitting across the street.

Just got it yesterday.

My kids both of them are applying for jobs right now.

I don't know what was wrong with Mary.

I don't know if she was nervous or trying to prove a point,

she was so busy,

she was so busy, she's so busy...

Really happy with my work,

happy to get back in the studio again.

I think it's important to sing.

It's what you were blessed with.

She can sing in the stairwell, the elevator, the shower,

but I think her voice is done.

Why don't you do jingles?

Um...

Advertising jingles?

Is she serious?

I'm a little beyond that now I would think.

She's always believing that she knows who I am,

but she doesn't and I want her to be clear.

I just feel like,

I want you to know that I'm a very kind, nice person.

I don't like to get in arguments,

I don't like the confrontation and you know the things

that are going on between Ronnie and I,

I know you've been privy to that a little bit.

Yeah and I was pretty shocked.

I mean you text her and I saw the text

and it was something quite aggressive of which--

I want you to see what she texted me.

I'm showing Jody the text because I just feel like

Jody had to know both sides of the story.

It's sort of like high school.

Like she says to you about the red wine

and then you say stop blaming me,

then she says to you, how dare you bring the wine...

Ronnie was upset with me

because I had let her drink at my studio.

Cheers honey.

She had wanted me to watch her back at all times

and never let her drink.

Well that's a very tall order.

Ariba!!!!!

She's a grown woman, you know she doesn't listen.

I attempted to help and I care about her

and I wanted to.

So she sent me slanderous texts.

You're this and that and the other thing

and you should go f-yourself, it was an absolute attack.

She is a ticking time bomb,

you never know when she's gonna go off

and I finally am at the end of it.

They've had a long-long relationship.

17-18 years is a long commitment,

but it's slightly dysfunctional.

She called me a joke, a loser, pathetic um...

I think she's frustrated

when she says that about the ex-relationship.

She didn't even have much to do with the ex-relationship.

She said that she had to listen to you cry and be depressed...

Like a friend would for two months

and if Ronnie takes that as something I owe her for that,

she's not a friend.

She always says to me we're like sisters

and sisters can fight and claw at each other

and be horrible to each other but they still love each other

because they're family.

That's Ronnie's analogy and I said,

yeah but my sisters don't talk to me like that.

If that's how Ronnie

thinks that best friends should treat each other

then maybe it's time for me to find a new best friend.

Our tennis court is probably

one of the most beautiful tennis courts

I think I've ever seen.

It's truly on top of the ocean.

It's built with glass walls all around

and just absolutely spectacular.

Paige don't go trying to play tennis with any men or anything

because they really won't be able to get their ball back.

They'll be like this the whole time.

Oh.

I can't believe neither of us

have gotten a ball over there yet.

I'll probably jinx it now by saying that.

Oh my god!

Dah!

No!

It's okay.

Paige you know those balls are 10 bucks a piece, right?

Yeah, I know.

I have hit so many balls into the ocean,

I think that we are keeping Spalding in business.

So I think I should invite all the ladies over

for a tennis match.

I think it would be good fun.

What do you think?

I think you should.

I think I should.

So I'm inviting the ladies to play tennis and thinking

that maybe we can work out our drama on the court.

But with what's happened with Mary,

I don't know if this friendship is worth keeping.

You know I haven't really patched things up with Mary

and I take some of the blame because I was very upset

and I wrote a few things to her that I think were very hurtful

but some of the things that really were written to me,

it was like...

she wrote those things.

Is that pent up anger?

Is that something that you know she's self-projecting?

What's going on?

I don't know.

Maybe we need a little break.

Oh!

I hope she gets it all figured out.

I love her like a sister,

maybe it's because we're so close--

Right that's so true.

We do kind of get into these arguments.

There's something about Mary.

After 17 years,

I feel that my friendship with Mary

is really just drifting away.

Oh my god Paige there's your ball.

Do you mind retrieving your tennis ball out there

in the water before you leave?

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She's very inexpensive.

I will pay you 30,000 a month to marry her.

I hope she didn't hear that.

So what's been going on in your career?

I haven't heard any singles from you in a while.

I have been very ambitious my whole life

and had done so many things,

the ambition doesn't go away,

so it's time to reignite my music career,

so I'm meeting with Adam H

a producer I've admired for a long time.

Adam H has worked with Kelly Rowland

and Elise Estrada and Loverboy,

just a slew of really great artists.

So what's been going on in your career?

I haven't heard any singles from you in a while.

Yeah you know what, I kind of took a bit of a hiatus.

I just kinda took some time off and spent some time

with my kids.

Cool.

And then I started thinking some of my better attributes

are in an organic kind of way.

Singer/songwriter?

I don't want to write and have to think too much about it.

More organic than what I had done before.

Oh okay I see.

Yeah.

I think lyrically too it has to be a little less clever.

You know your demographic's older.

We need to find a way to bring out this new sound

that we have to develop for you

and then massage it in a way that actually works on radio.

Okay well let's do it.

I think it'll be a lot of fun.

I'm gonna get out there again

and I'm just gonna see what happens.

I've started boxing again

in order to address some of my issues about being bullied.

Hello lass!

How are you?

How's it going?

Good, good good.

Good to see you.

Jason Kyle is my boxing coach and he's Scottish

and he says things like, 'Girl you're being very daft!'

and 'Put it in the rubbish bin,'.

Okay first thing, down here come beside me.

Come on back.

Well you know how I like to stall by doing things like

eating and putting my hair up.

Mm hmm.

Jason's onto me.

He's seen all of stalling tactics.

Remember this one that's so nice.

Oh yeah that's lovely.

I have to shake my hair out and pretend that

I'm really sweating although I haven't even started boxing.

You're gonna go very fast, keep the hips straight

and it's like you're driving it at somebody

and then stop and hold it there enough to say

your first and last name.

I've been married a few times,

so do I hyphenate the last names?

Yeah.

The longer the hold the better.

We'll be here a long time.

I have a crush on Jason.

It's been a while.

All right punch out.

Almost like you're hitting somebody.

I was bullied when I was a child...

quite aggressively

and I can't remember the last time

I really had an encounter with a bully other than Jody.

I've just had enough.

I'm toughening up.

I'm looking forward to standing up for myself now.

Jody!

Ah Simon!

Mia's turning 25 and we're making a big deal about it.

Let the show begin, can I get you a cappuccino?

I'd love one.

I've hired a professional lighting company to come in.

What color makes me look the youngest?

Pink is always the best color for that.

People will really know there's something going on here.

So this is going to be the bar and I have four big containers

and we're going to infuse the vodka with the berries

and we're going to Dom Perignon,

the kids can drink champagne.

The party is costing my husband a fortune.

How much champagne should we get?

30 bottles of champagne.

I've got these for toiletry tissues,

what do you think?

Jody throws a fabulous party.

Attention to details all the way.

I'm going to adhere butterflies to all of this.

There's so much sterling silver to polish--

Do you have a great DJ?

We have an amazing DJ.

The DJ!

Jody has got my favorite DJ,

he spins at Ibiza a lot,

so I'm really looking forward to that.

I want you to be here as my guest...

my very expensive guest.

You're up and coming you know the buzz in London, Ibiza

Turkey...

DJ Kourosh is amazing.

Really really talented.

This is a fun place out here.

I mean everyone's fun and they're all young.

you know you're all the same.

I'll have fun.

You'll have fun!

Exactly.

You'll pay me,

I'll make a profit at the end of the night.

I'll sell you my daughter she's very inexpensive,

I will pay you $30,000 a month to marry her.

I hope she didn't hear that.

Oh she hears it all the time.

They give her back after a day.

I love throwing parties,

you don't realize until the day or the day before

how much work they really are.

The elevator doesn't work, it's broken.

There's gonna be a lot of work from me involved.

I don't know, I'm gonna have to hire a sherpa.

So many boxes of wine.

Mia's pretty pissed off at the moment.

She's having to schlep all the goodies up the stairs.

I'm not saying I don't like to help but...

you know when it's your birthday you don't really want to like

do things for the party the whole two weeks up to it.

Who have you confirmed for the party?

We've got 64 yes.

And you got a yes from Ronnie?

Yeah.

Unfortunately Ronnie and Mary are having tumultuous times

and Mary's a 50 year old woman,

I don't think you'll have a lot in common with her.

Ronnie is going to bring her niece, Paige,

who I adore.

We've invited the neighbors, my friends,

Mia's friends, our friends,

Mary's not invited and Christina's not invited either.

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Ahhh!!!!!

My husband kidnapped me.

I'll let her de-Burka herself.

Offensive?

Maybe.

You're such a #@$%ing a@#hole!

I know she really appreciates everything I've done.

You just ruined it for me come on

can I have two seconds of silence?!

We just decided

since we weren't invited to Mia's party... deliberately,

not that I really cared to go anyway,

but we decided that we would do our own thing.

Goodness George come on.

So I invited the rejects, Kevin, Marika and Christina

to have Lebanese food.

It's not a pity party, it's an instead of party.

You can't wear those shoes, you look like a nurse.

Such a beautiful dress and--

I know but...

You working in a hospital?

No they're hideous.

So it's finally the big day of Mia turning

a quarter of a century and we're all really excited.

Unfortunately I'm a little under the gun

and I'm a little bit stressed to say the least.

Where are you putting those?

They're champagne glasses for the bar.

We have champagne glasses.

There's a lot of tension right now with Mia and I.

I already laid them out this morning.

Yeah but I want those ones.

She's a bit grumpy to say the least.

We need the cutlery.

The sterling silver cutlery.

I looked everywhere for the box.

I asked Gladys, she doesn't know where the box is,

I looked everywhere for the box, it's your house,

I don't know where you keep the cutlery box.

I was probably in the kitchen for a good 16 hours

and I hope Mia appreciates it

and she realizes how much effort and how much money

has gone into this.

Happy Birthday Mia.

Make sure you don't get too out of control, right?

No, I would prefer a yes.

No, I would prefer a yes.

No, I would prefer a yes.

The people that are coming to Mia's birthday

are friends and girlfriends and boyfriends of Mia.

The first to arrive!

Hi honey.

I walk into the party, it's a beautiful night

and Jody's looking gorgeous as ever.

I'm not surprised Mary isn't at Mia's party.

Jody has been so frustrated with her

and after the coffee shop incident,

I knew Christina would not be invited.

Look at you!

You look gorgeous!

Oh my god!

We have artists, musicians, we have everybody,

it's fantastic.

Mary's having a soiree?

Mary, we're here for the Lebanese festival.

Hello!

So if the rest of the girls are having a party without us,

we'll have a party without them.

Hi.

Marika!

I honestly was just having people over for Lebanese food

and Kevin thought like why don't we make it a costume party?

Well now that we're out of public,

my husband can let me reveal myself.

I'll let her de-burka herself.

When did you marry?

We're mixing up religions left and right.

Offensive?

Maybe.

Look at you, gorgeous!

I love the colors.

Isn't that nice, all dressed up?

Didn't look like anything arabic,

it just looks like we're genie in a bottle.

When you're not invited to one party,

you make another party

and the other party that you make is far better

than the party you weren't invited to.

My youngest sister phoned and said she couldn't make it.

My aunt's like my best friend and she said she wasn't coming.

You're such a @#$#ing a@#hole!

I knew you were!

I knew it!

Fabulous surprise.

It really made my night

because I really wanted her to be there.

Let's get this show on the road!!

Let's get stuffed.

This is beautiful.

Mary!

To the chef!

Here's to a better party and delicious food!

This is the hummus.

Hummus.

The Baba ganoush.

Mary you've gone all out.

Did I make the food?

You've been rolling leaves.

Mmmm...

Feta cheese and some olives with some cabbage.

Do I have to tell the truth?

Tabouli is my specialty actually.

I prepared the takeout order.

That was very difficult to do.

Cheers!

I'm Fatima!

And I'm lazy Fatima!

I'm going in, I'm going in.

Thank you.

Your help is wonderful.

You guys grab a plate.

Come join us!

Yes come join us.

I would much rather be here than at Mia's party.

Make a big wish.

Wish hard and wish well.

Mia we wish you a wonderful year.

Thank you everyone for coming.

I just can't believe that 25 is here.

It's a bit crazy but I want to thank everyone for coming

and I really appreciate it.

Love you very much.

Cheers, thank you!

Happy birthday my love.

Love you very much.

Thank you.

Deep down inside she truly loves me a lot

and I love her.

Kourash, we need another song.

I love the DJ.

There's tons of food, tons of booze.

Jody throws a fabulous party.

Cheers!

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It ain't this person it ain't that person,

it ain't this person, who's my idol?

It's you.

Um.

I do have emergency vodka.

I mean listen,

when she brought up Mia,

I did you know I'm a mother bear,

don't ever speak of my children.

I agree.

Unless she apologizes, I'll never speak to her again.

So I've decided to throw a little garden party.

I'm going to invite Jody and Ronnie

and have them bring their girls over

for this garden tea party.

you know everybody's trying to get everything done

and prepared and looking nice.

Here are these like cupcakes standing out

and their eyes are like popping open.

I want it!

They haven't had breakfast yet,

of course they want to eat the cupcakes!

Oh my god cupcakes in the morning,

we don't do this everyday.

So that's for sure.

Okay you guys sit down at the table.

But um...

I knew in my mind that if they eat those cupcakes

it was just gonna get crazy.

And of course it was.

And of course it was.

That's the sugar.

I'm really excited today

because I'm going to see Adam H

and we're gonna start writing again.

I'm ecstatic.

I love being in the studio.

I love writing.

It's just really cathartic

and I'm really excited to get back in and do what I do.

Um okay so...

I know you want to do a song about hope--

But not cheesy like we talked about.

It's about your son right?

Yeah it's about--

it's about my son.

It's for this charity thing that we want to do.

We are writing a song that is going to support my charity

of Tuberous sclerosis, the um disorder that my son has.

I just think it's a song that probably can,

we need to make it so that everyone can relate to it

in some way or another.

Chase was diagnosed with a rare disease or disorder

called Tuberous sclerosis when he was six

causing him to have these seizures.

Hope for a lost love,

hope for what we're writing about--

It's completely different when you write about someone

so close to you and about somebody

who's you know had lots of struggles

and he's had lots of struggles

and I've been there every step of the way.

The concept-- and tell me if you like this or not,

but here's what the concept could be,

it ain't this person or that person it ain't this person,

who's my idol?

It's you.

Um...

It ain't Michael Jackson, it ain't Neil Armstrong,

it ain't nobody who's walked on the moon or something.

That's kind of cool.

Oh that's actually the-

Yeah.

I do have emergency vodka.

Do you?

True story.

Emergency vodka I think we all need one.

You want Chardonnay?

I like Chardonnay too.

I'll get some cups.

Yeah. Thanks man.

Wow that's awesome.

Chuckie, call my AA sponsor

and tell him I'm not gonna be there today.

Cheers.

This is horrible.

This is disgusting, drink fast.

It's drinkable.

Had a little bit of wine, let everything roll.

♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah... ♪

Holy sh#$!

It's you!

♪ It's you! ♪

It's goosebumps, you see that?

I got goosebumps.

See that?

My poetry in motion.

Your poetry in motion!

Oh my god!

That is brilliant.

God we have to always drink this sh#$ when we write?

I don't know.

We might need more, I'm not going to lie.

Is this your second one?

♪ It's you. ♪

Sometimes it can take days to finish a song and weeks

so between the four of us we just were--

it was rolling.

♪ It's you! ♪

You know when you're on, you're on.

♪ My poetry in motion. ♪

I'm going to see a hypnotherapist today.

He's going to hypnotize me.

Hi Christina.

Nice to meet you.

You too.

Physical bullying you can toughen up,

you can learn to stand up for yourself,

but emotional bullying,

it's very hard to get emotionally tough.

When I was a kid I was the tallest,

I had really, really buck teeth,

I was very, very shy

and kids target the weak one.

So I was definitely the weak link.

I was the wounded gazelle.

I had head gear so like full on

like scaffolding head gear and I had to wear it to school.

God forbid there's a gym class

and you have to be chosen to be on someone's team.

It's always embarrassing to be the one that no one wants.

You're made fun of constantly

and constantly have the chair

being pulled out from you at school.

I actually was home schooled eventually

because it got really bad.

It made me grow up very fast.

Made me grow up very fast.

What I can help you with if you're open to

is to increase that positive self-communication

and help you release what those mental blocks and fears are,

especially on a subconscious level.

Would you be willing to try that?

I would, yes.

Okay, great.

Well why don't we go right into it then.

Okay.

Let's have you stretch out.

Make you as comfortable as you can.

I'm not sure where he's going with this.

Attention to the breath, into the belly...

I'm laying on the couch,

which just seems like it's out of a movie.

Exhale.

That's it and let all the air out.

Is he like going to get really deep into my psyche

and make me say things I don't want to say?

I want you to imagine as if you're about to go down

a beautiful flight of stairs.

I have a huge fear of falling down stairs.

Okay.

Huge fear!

How's the elevatorfor you?

I don't want to tell him that I have claustrophobia.

Elevator doors are closing and you feel relaxed.

I imagined it was a gentle hill.

And now that your body and mind are feeling relaxed,

I want you to take a moment to visualize and imagine

as if there is a light, soothing balancing light--

I'm thinking am I really dreaming or is it--

it's kind of bizarre.

This light surrounds you,

enfolds you and protects you.

Only that which is positive shall enter past this light.

I'm actually becoming quite relaxed

and I think I understand it--

it's working.

Now in a moment I'm going to begin to bring you back

to waking consciousness.

3, 4, and 5.

Eyes open wide awake, fully alert.

Oh.

That was so nice.

I wake up and I feel great.

For the mind and body are now working together

instead of going all over the place.

Right.

There are always going to be bullies

but it's just how we cope with it.

All the best.

Thank you.

Bye, bye!

I-- I need this right now.

Oh my god!

Hi Hannah!

You know I think it's really special that Jody and I

and Ronnie all have little girls.

Ronnie!

Hi sweetheart.

How are you?

Good, thank you.

Good to see you.

I just thought it would be nice to reach out

and you know get our girls to get together

and get to know one another.

Hi friend.

That's the cutest thing I've ever seen honey.

She's really welcoming.

There's flowers and we got a fairy to come in

and paint faces.

She's like her mother.

Very nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too, Ronnie.

The girls could go swimming,

it's just all about having fun.

Good job Charlie!

That's great do it again!

Ronnie have you had a chance to speak with Mary?

No.

Oh you haven't at all?

No.

So Mary and Ronnie are in the middle of this text war.

No I'm not fond of Christina anymore.

I met her, we chatted and I'm not fond of her.

Jody and Christina had this huge falling out.

I mean listen, when she brought up Mia

you know I'm a mother bear,

don't ever speak of my children.

I agree.

Unless she apologizes for her bad language

and her horrendous misbehavior,

I'll never speak to her again.

Gosh I wonder if she's probably pissed at me

that I sent the pictures but you know

if you don't want pictures taken,

don't parade around like that.

Did you take pictures?

I did.

It seems like I'm the only one getting along with everyone.

Switzerland.

You know not everybody gets along

but you have to be civil you know?

If someone wants to rectify a situation,

if there needs to be apologies, then um great.

Let's have some apologies.

So I suggest dinner at Coast, all of us,

so we can get over it.

Just to make sure there's gonna be some peace going on.

People do make mistakes.

Yes.

Yes I agree.

It's time for all of these ladies to get together

and smoke the peace pipe.

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver:

I love your necklace.

It's going to be Christina's chastity belt.

Jody is sizing up Christina for round 2 of their fight.

I'm opinionated, not bossy.

There's definitely tension.

I just want a day like totally by myself

where I don't get anything done--

But that's what you do everyday is nothing, no?

Jesus Christ.

We're all getting together at Coast

so all the ladies can put this petty bickering to rest.

Christina/Jody.

Jody/Mary.

Ronnie/Mary.

I don't know is there somebody I'm leaving out here?

I'm the first to arrive, Jody next.

Hello Reiko.

How are you darling?

I'm good, how are you?

I'm well thank you.

Then Christina.

I'm very nervous about seeing Jody.

HI ladies.

Hi Christina.

But I can't back down.

Then Ronnie.

Hi honey how are you?

Excellent, how are you.

I'm just hoping for the best.

I'm hoping everyone can get along and have a drink

and cheers and maybe put things behind.

I've got Mary here.

Hi.

Then I get a phone call from Mary saying

that she will not be able to make it this evening.

My heart sinks a little at that.

New best friends.

Hang on--

Hey Mary.

Mary how you doing?

Now you're calling Christina,

have I been replaced?

I've been replaced,

I'll give you back to Christina.

Hi.

It was like, 'Ronnie, I'm calling Christina,'

and I kind of just went...

so Mary.

That girl needs to get laid.

So the Ronnie and Mary issue is obviously

not getting resolved tonight.

So what have you been up to?

I don't know I just need a day like totally by myself

without getting anything done.

Well that's what you do every day is nothing, no?

No.

No, it's not.

Jody is sizing up Christina for round 2 of their fight.

I love your necklace.

Thank you love.

It's going to be Christina's chastity belt.

There's definite tension.

It's uncomfortable and it's sort of like

hmm okay well what are we gonna talk about.

Christina can I ask you a question?

And here we go.

I haven't seen you since the horrendous altercation,

you come in and you pretend like nothing has happened,

the last time I saw you--

you were shouting profanities at me.

I hate your #@%@ing slippers by the way.

You have to acknowledge it.

In a polite manner you have to acknowledge it.

We don't get along.

I agree on that.

Um you said how stupid I am and idiotic.

So we both said--

That's because you called my daughter dumb, darling--

And you put me down and you--

You unfortunately Christina don't have kids yet.

I don't even want to--

really, really I'm not in the mood.

Well I'm sorry.

I think it's--

You're not.

Why would you bring up Mia when we--

we were having a conversation?

You are bringing her up right now so I'm just--

I want to get to the bottom of it

so that we can have sort of some clarity on it.

I think that's fair and it's mature

and it's ladylike.

Jesus Christ.

You know you have bossiness inside and--

I'm opinionated, I'm not bossy.

I don't boss you around.

I don't tell you what to wear,

where to go, who to see, what to do.

I don't want this to continue.

I've just had enough.

She's my daughter.

No matter how you feel about her

and judge her that's personal.

but you can't tell that to a mother.

I want to get through this evening.

So I take the high road.

I agree and I'm sorry.

Thank you.

That's all.

So now I'm happy.

Cheers.

Was kind of almost like suddenly like

phew this dark cloud had been lifted.

Jesus.

I like that she had a little bit of self-defense

and that she finally stuck up for herself for once.

She said sorry, how can I dislike her?

I think there's even just being in this situation

in this room would've upset me a great deal,

but now I'm much better equipped

to take on Jody and her insults.

I got there in bedroom slippers

looking pretty much like a loser.

And I screamed at you that I hated your slippers,

meanwhile I was just jealous

because I walked and I'm in super high heels

and I'm like, '@#$# you and your comfy Prada wear slippers,'.

Oh my god the truth comes out!

She hated you and your comfy slippers.

Oh my god.

I have a soft spot for Christina.

I really do.

Anyone that apologizes,

I have great respect for that.

I think we've called a truce.

I don't see it lasting long.

I'm optimistic,

but I'm also realistic.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Vancouver:

I've done a few photo shoots in my time.

In my time!

Every neighbor I've met of Mary's is attractive

but he's young.

Mary and Christina should not mistake

my kindness for weakness.

'Your life is so pathetic'...

Can I ask you a question?

Yes.

Why didn't you come to my tennis--

Because I would prefer to be with Mary.

@#$# yourself.

You are not welcome here.

Goodbye.

Delusional.

No you are!

Christina let's go.

This what I really hate.

Oh my god stop acting like a child.

Get out of the elevator.

Goodbye!

She's crazy.

She's crazy and she is a sick lady.