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Vancouver is Canada's playground.

It's the city that offers everything.

and if you've got the money, you can really have it all.

High society on the west coast is tight-knit.

If you haven't met everyone yet, at some point you will.

And you better be ready,

because if you cross the wrong person,

That's it! - you can end up alone.

That's enough now!!

And out here, drama is like the weather...

when it rains...

it pours!

At this stage in my life, I can afford to say it like it is

and look good doing it.

I live life in the fast lane, catch me if you can.

I traded being a singer for being a mom

but now I'm ready to step back into the spotlight.

Every queen needs an empire and I built mine from scratch.

Vancouver's a gold mine and I love to go digging.

My name is Jody Claman, I live in West Vancouver.

I could be relaxing and living a life of leisure

but that would be boring.

I simply love to work.

See that's beautiful! That's us.

Muchloca I'll take that!

I would say I'm a momma-prenuer. I'm a great wife, a great mother,

I love my friends and family...

I'm ultimately a strong businessperson.

Put that in the bag and I'll organize it.

The glass house is my new passion.

The store's amazing. We sell everything

from a $20 T-shirt, to a $25,000, $30,000, $40,000 garment.

Do you want to try some jeans? The Kate Middleton ones?

I love my clients.

The pretty one-with like the big hole and all the chains? Yes, please!

I love that we can help them with their needs

and their accessories.

That's beautiful. Rubies, emeralds,

parradoux, garnet, I mean, that's special.

My husband is a very successful businessman

and he would love to support us, but I've always been a career woman.

Something fun, something different, maybe a little bit of gold and pink?

I have three children, Hannah, Joshua and Mia.

Yes, they are teeny meeny.

Jody's kind of like a big brand in herself. The Jody brand.

Ha!

Mia is a miniature of myself.

You don't look like a sausage, you're a size 23.

Nothing in 23 could be a sausage.

Mia's 24, she's beautiful, she has the world at her feet...

She's crazy, like her mother.

Take the mirror and we'll get some pants and we'll get some shoes...

Oh, I'm definitely funnier and a lot nicer.

We're business partners together. We have a lot of good times together.

We have a lot of bad times together. It's mother/daughter...

Yeah, but Jeannie hasn't been sent it either, so let's see--

You were supposed to email it to them last week, Jody.

Excuse me? Do a display and put the rest in the back.

I think with perseverance,

anybody has the ability to do anything with what they choose.

What are you gonna be when you grow up?

I've been an entrepreneur all my life.

I moved to the city at the age of 18

and I began a catering company with a very small investment of $800

and I had to figure it out fast.

Yeah, no kidding!

I started producing muffins and I made muffins for everybody.

You pour it in the bowl.

I baked three in the morning, till eight at night making muffins.

Try, try, trya.

Our first year, we were doing $100, $200, $300 a day

and eventually, you know,

we were doing $40,000 a day, $50,000 a day.

That's a lot of muffins.

You're the best baker ever.

She was working so hard to provide me with everything

that I was given in my life and everything that I have

and I don't take that for granted.

Come on!

Hey, Jody!

I'm really surprised to hear from Jody.

I haven't talked to her in a while.

Really? Great. When?

A whole weekend with Jody?

Maybe my girlfriend Ronnie?

Is that okay?

You too, hon! So much to catch up on.

I'm Mary Zilba, I'm a single mom and I live in Yaletown.

I'm a former Miss Ohio and was in the Miss America Pageant

and my talent was singing and I was really fortunate

to have won the talent award of Miss America.

I lived down in LA for quite some time

and fell in love with a guy from Vancouver,

he was a venture capitalist and lo and behold,

I ended up in Vancouver.

He made us a heck of a lot of money,

which meant I could actually focus on my singing.

Who knew that I would become a Canadian pop star

upon moving here?

I've had 7 top 40 hits in the country

and, you know, in the past,

I thought a career could only last you so long,

but a marriage will last you a lifetime...

We ended up splitting, but you know what?

Uh, it was a silver lining because I think Vancouver

is one of the most beautiful places in the world

and I love having raised my kids here.

I was pregnant when my first single "Do Me Right" came out actually.

I was like, "Oh, my goodness, 'Do me right'?

That's a great title when you're like this, "Oh, boy...

- What is this? - It's a strainer, hon.

Oh, it's a strainer?

I do have kind of like a rock star of a mom which is fun.

Mom, how do I cut these things exactly?

I've got three boys and they are Cole, Chase and Chad.

17, 15 and 13.

You have to do dishes, hon.

It's really just me and the guys

and we then we have like a thousand other boys that usually show up.

- How's it going? - Hello, darling!

- I haven't seen you in so long. - Yeah, looking good!

- Not as good as you though! - Oh, wow.

My friends aren't embarrassed to give my mom a hug or whatever.

You're all decked out in white,

- come in here... - What are you guys cooking?

A stir-fry!

There's a lot of testosterone around here.

- You know it's my specialty. - Specialty? Wow.

A lot.

Are you spending the night tonight? -And what if I am?

I'm gonna say no, but all right.

- Zeb, yes or no? - If that's fine with you.

It isn't, but okay.

After my marriage, I dated a few guys but I just recently broke up.

So I'm single Mary right now and would I like to start dating

and would I like to be in another relationship?

Absolutely.

This is cute, I almost like the gray on me better.

I think it would go with more.

Obakki is a Vancouver designer that I just love.

Yeah, this is really cute.

How are you, darling?

Good, how are you? You look gorgeous!

Ronnie and I go back, she's the first friend I met here,

17 years ago.

- You haven't been here before? - No, I haven't.

It's really cool, kinda funky, you know, like, little edgy,

but elegant at the same time.

- Oh, that's really pretty. - Gorgeous.

Hon, a friend of mine Jody,

has asked me if I wanted to go for a girls weekend in Whistler

- Oh, nice. - to the Nita Lake lodge.

It's apparently gorgeous, I've never been.

And she said to invite a friend,

so I'm wondering if you want to go 'cause you're my best friend.

- Aww. Today right? - Today.

We've had a spat or two but we get over it almost immediately.

- Like just really... - No, I think that would be fun.

- It'd be fun right? - What's she like?

Well, she's a bit eccentric,

- a little loud-- - We should get along just fine.

Just us? The two of us or--

I think she's invited a couple of girls, a couple of girlfriends. So...

- Well, that should be fun. - Yeah.

She's coming out with a cookbook. -Oh!

So she's going to be making some food for us to try.

Oh, that would be neat. I'll see what's going on,

but I think it should be fine.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I'm thinking Ronnie will get along with Jody.

They're both strong type A personalities.

I normally don't do girl weekends -Yeah.

but there's always a first time.

As long as they don't butt heads.

Coming up onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver...

I want it to be really lavish and I thought we'd do a little Asian,

you know in respect to you, some sushis.

I don't want to get fat.

And then we have all this food and these skinny bitches don't eat.

Okay, guys, be careful, okay?

My name is Ronnie and I live in a gated community in West Vancouver.

I love you!

I'm a domestic goddess/professional shopper/mother of five/

wife/jet-setter.

My husband started a company and it's just grown from 'this' to 'that'.

We live right on the water,

so, naturally, we have a boat and jet skis,

a private tennis court,

all the toys you need to live life large in Vancouver.

If I just found out now that you gave the car to him for free,

I think it's only fair that I get the car for free too.

If I just gave them a car, that would be too easy.

I don't want my children to grow up spoiled.

I mean, they may not be living

in, you know, $10 million house on the ocean when they're older,

unless they work hard for it.

God, it's like a little breakfast in the morning

and the place has gone to Hell.

My husband is very busy, so I'm like running a household...

You're so pretty.

and staff and five kids

of all ages that are going in all directions.

Where did you say you were going though?

Because I actually want to come down with you guys next time.

Jhordie's going down to the ranch with Jerry but, honey, you can't go.

You have to work. You need that math credit.

This year, no south of France for you.

I'm definitely not your typical mother.

We have a private jet

for when we just need to get away from it all.

Okay, Jhordan, the gypsies are rolling.

Flying around on private planes

and going to the south of France and sitting on yachts and stuff,

you know, some people are doing that, but not everybody.

I think that there could be a lot of jealous and catty women.

You know you have a beautiful home...

and you've got a nice car

and they're kinda thinking, "Oh, I'd like what she's got,

but you know women, let's face it, hey, it's the nature of the beast.

I have friends from all walks of life,

wealthy friends and friends with not so much.

I prefer to have friends to hang out with people

who have a little bit less because they're not so complicated.

But then Reiko, she's my friend.

- Hi! - Hi, sweetie!

Oh, my God, I haven't seen you in ages.

And she's rich.

I've known Reiko for a long time.

She's phenomenal, she's spiritual, she's strong.

When you sent me that picture the other day

and you were saying you were working out so hard,

I was like, "Oh, my God, where's Reiko gone?'.

You know what? I do push ups every day.

Push ups? I push my husband off me every night.

I'm ripped!

Jody's a really good friend of mine.

I've known her for 10 years, you could just feel success

coming from her. Like you could smell it.

It's just in the air when you're around her.

I want to run a few ideas by you. -Okay.

I'm writing cookbook and I'm gonna call it Jody's.

I'm constantly coming up with new ventures

and my latest one is a cookbook in my father's memory.

And I thought we could all go to Whistler

and have a girl's weekend.

That sounds amazing!

My event is like a test kitchen for the cookbook I'm writing.

I really want the girls' opinion.

I want it to be really lavish

because I really want them to see what I can do.

Jody's always got creative ideas flowing,

so it's always something different.

- It's gonna be so much work. - Yeah, I know. Want to help?

Oh, my God, no!

That ain't something I'm gonna do.

I thought maybe like Mediterranean

like we could do the hummus and the sate skewers

and then I thought we'd do a little Asian, you know,

in respect to you, like we could do some sushis--

Jody's an amazing cook, but I don't want to eat all her food

because I don't want to get fat!

And lots of champagne and lots of vodka.

Oh, my God! I'm excited, okay!

And it'll be nice to see Mary,

I haven't seen Mary in a long time. -Okay.

And I know that the girls don't eat much,

so they're like midgets at a buffet table.

I mean, I have all this food and these skinny bitches don't eat!

Oh, my God, it's everything I dreamed of,

this is amazing!

Isn't it amazing?

- It's absolutely stunning. - Wow.

My name is Reiko Mackenzie and I live in Shaughnessy, Vancouver.

It's so unique.

Today I'm going to the Ferrari dealership

to pick up my new 458 Italia.

I know that I ordered a lot of options.

You did. -My $10,000 personalized luggage.

Italian leather, you can't get any better than that.

- Exactly. - Wow.

And it's just the exact same color of your interior.

- Is it gonna fit all my shoes? - No.

I grew up in a bit of a rough suburb. After I left, I never went back.

To have my daughter's name plaque in there,

this is really special.

Does this mean you're going to give them the car

- when they're older? - We'll see.

You're the best sales guy, Rav.

Of course I love buying cars.

I love the sound of a new Ferrari.

It's like an aphrodisiac.

Oh, the fleet of cars.

There's a tomboy side of me that is totally in love with speed.

So I collect exotic sports cars.

You can never have too many cars.

The little stable. More is always better.

We have three Ferraris...

One Lamborghini, Two Bentleys, a Range Rover, a mini van and...

a smart car, which is Sunny's favorite car to drive.

So I guess I have to wait

for the Porsche or were you kidding about the Porsche?

My husband is Sun Mackenzie, he chased me for 10 years

before I decided, "Yes, I'll marry you now."

Reiko's a strong woman,

she cares about our children, she cares about the family.

Okay let's go outside. Are you coming?

Want to go on the swing?

After I finished my degree, my plan was to become a lawyer.

I'm gonna catch you!

I ended up getting married right after,

so I was given the option not to go to school or work.

She was always wanting to try things I would have never tried without her.

Dada's a real swinger.

I can race cars, but I can't swing on swings, I get nauseous.

That's mama.

Sunny and I have two girls together, Ashanti who is eight years old...

Oh, Ashanti!

And Alizee who is two and a half.

Time to go in.

And they're both very energetic, very outgoing girls.

Nice round off. Whoa!

Oh, grandma is here.

Don't text message me tonight, okay?

My mother's name is Keiko.

I know that sounds kind of cheesy but...

she lives with us and she helps me raise the children.

- Grandma! - I'm still eating.

No, I'm still eating breakfast.

But you know what? I'm living every woman's dream,

I have the devoted husband

who is supportive of everything and anything I do,

I have my children, I have my family,

I mean, who wouldn't want to live that?

Coming up onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver...

- Look who's called? - You know what he wants.

He calls me every couple of days...

Want to shake her up!

My name is Christina Kiesel, I'm 29 years old

and I live in Vancouver.

My primary source of income is two divorces.

I have worked very hard for every single penny I've earned.

I was married to very irritating men, not very long of course

but I definitely worked hard for my money.

The men I date are generally in the mining industry,

which makes gold digging that much easier for me.

Don't need to carry a shovel.

How much was your bar bill last month?

It was $2,200.

Kevin Chase is my best friend in the whole entire world.

From start to finish, we laugh and laugh and laugh.

I've never loved anyone or anything as much as I love Kevin Chase.

Kevin and I often go for drunches, drunk lunches.

Perfect Sunday afternoon.

The only thing we've argued over is

we kind of have the same taste in men.

Remember the guy that I made you give my number to?

The friend in my building with the big black Rolls Royce?

Yeah. -God, you really made your rounds

- last night! - I did.

I was gonna say, you're lucky you only came home with one.

But we're sharers.

Thank you. We've got to do some...

some fooling around.

Monogamy, um... not a big fan.

Have you seen the Swinging Neighbors?

No, not in a while.

I fall in and out of love all the time.

I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm so horny lately!

It sounds like last night you did the whole city.

You know what? I am heading in that direction.

- Hi, honey! - You finally made it.

You know what? Mary is like my little sister

going through a breakup and I need to protect her

and wrap my arms around her and guide her.

You know what? Sweetheart, I can't even imagine

- what you went through. - It was hard.

Two weeks after we broke up, he ended up with a new girl,

which devastated me.

Did you talk to him the other day? -No he calls...

He calls me every couple of days.

Sweetheart, the more that you talk to him, the harder it's gonna be.

Tout fine!

No more. No more.

They're still playing that song and dance.

- Look who just called. - You know what he wants.

Listen to me! I want to shake her up.

Are you sleeping with him?

Are you?

You can tell me.

You know I won't judge you. I promise.

You are, aren't you?

Yea... Yeah, I mean, we have, right.

- Oh. That's gotta be horrible. - We have a connection together.

No, but, honey,

that's gotta be like the worst thing like sleeping with him

and then knowing that he's sleeping with her.

You're girlfriend one day

and he's cheating on you with this girl...

Now you're the other woman. Now you're the other woman.

I'm really, really excited to feed these girls,

so I'm going shopping at Sunrise for the Whistler trip.

Jody is an amazing personality.

It draws people towards her.

I've been going over to Sunrise for 20 years,

I always try to speak their language.

Hi, darling!

So we enter...

Which means "Good-looking boy."

It's a place that I feel safe, a place that I can count on.

What do we have today? Anything yummy that I need?

Mangos are really good, I don't know what you're having.

They look after me, they make me feel special.

- Best person ever! - No, I love you!

No daughters? -No, well, I was gonna bring them.

My little one today. -You should've! My kids are here.

And it's been a really big part of my life.

In my new recipe book, I'm using your soya to do,

to do a really special dish.

- Very healthy. - Yes.

I adore food, I salivate for food.

I'll take them all. I like jelly with it, sweetie.

Bye uncle, give me a hugga!

I know it's not of your culture, but it's good!

- Yeah, goodbye. - Bye.

Coming up on The Real Housewives of Vancouver...

Hello!

- Oh, my God. I'm so... - Mary's like,

-"Don't ever come to my house!" - Don't come to my house.

I don't think they'll ever be best friends anytime soon.

So Jody has invited me to Whistler for a ladies cocktail party,

she'll be debuting some of her amazing recipes.

I'm packing almost all my good stuff, anything and everything.

It's always fun to get your best outfit on,

but you know what? I don't think I've ever had a girl's weekend.

And would it just be shear...

And then... Yeah, in the middle right here?

- Yeah. - Is all shear.

It's like really, really sexy.

And is it? And you can still see, like, kind of like skin and...

Honey, it's just gorgeous on...

Okay, so we need the car detailed, I need my finger nails done,

I need, I need, I need.

This is totally the first time I have ever gone away with the girls.

- Really? - I never do this!

Me with a bunch of girls? Hello! -Yeah.

I can hardly wait.

Okay, so I like to pack my shoes in boxes, honey.

You know what, if I'm driving, why not?

Della, if you don't mind, those blue Pradas. Thank you.

Actually, will you send Jer up or something

and ask if he's started my car?

- Okay. - Okay.

My first girl trip, ever!

Mari, Mari?

- Yeah? - Can you come here? Yeah.

Okay, I'm trying to figure out what to wear.

I have this housekeeper that has been with me

for years upon years named Mari.

This one?

Dinner, out, dinner, out?

Dinner.

- You like? - Yeah.

She feels that like any woman, she's got a sense of style.

Blouse is just gonna visit the friend.

This is just for visiting a friend. -Visit friend.

Shoes, I need shoes, Mari. You grabbed the shoes? The shoes?

Yeah, shoes very important.

You were gonna wear these ones today.

- No more then. - Yeah, I'll probably...

No, I don't know if I'll wear those, I might just wear my flats.

No more that.

When Mari is in the room, we try to appease her.

Those shoes? Look a little bit...

- Like a long shoe? - Yeah.

- Like model... - Like a tall shoe?

No model...

Like tall like a model?

Mari and I have very different tastes in clothing.

I will make you happy

and I'm looking for a tall shoe like a model...

'cause I need all the height I can get.

What will the other girls be wearing?

Mary invited me to Whistler, which is very sweet.

We go to a lot of the same social occasions and galas and events,

I haven't seen her for a while.

Yes. Do I go white?

I've told Napoleon about our upcoming weekend trip.

Do I look classy and elegant?

He's very excited.

You stay there. I need your help with this.

I cannot remember the last time I've had a girl's weekend.

What's the look you're going for, sweetie?

Which personality are you going to try to showcase?

Gay? You think so?

Oh, my goodness, remember this?

I want to make a good impression on everyone.

I feel that when women are in a group,

they will gang up on the wounded gazelle.

I'm the youngest, I think I might be the wounded gazelle in this group.

Bye, honey! Bye, I love you, Char Char.

I love you so much!

Oh, I hate leaving them. I hate leaving them.

- Okay. - Drive safely, boss.

Thank you, darling.

- Bye, mom! - Bye.

Bye, guys!

Hopefully, God willing, everything will go well.

I absolutely love Whistler.

Whistler to me is a home away from home.

It's special.

The summertime is perfect for a drive.

Especially in a 458 Ferrari.

I'm actually nervous because I don't know what girls talk about!

I also invited Christina to Whistler because she's a lovely person.

I didn't pack as well as I thought

and realized I forgot a lot of things at home.

I forgot the road to Whistler is rather windy

and in the back of the limo and a bottle of champagne,

it's kind of nauseating.

Napoleon's a little sick right now too.

I've arrange for the girls to stay at the Nita Lake Lodge with myself,

we give them these great big suites.

So it's that and the shoeboxes...

Actually basically almost everything except for those two black bags.

Certainly.

It really feels like you're in the wilderness.

Just grab the Gucci bag for now, yeah.

I'll have my staff bring the rest in later.

My suite has a kitchen in it,

so I'm looking so forward to my event.

- How was the drive up today? - It was great, thank you.

I think, as with any time you get five women together,

there are going to be a few things that happen,

it's not gonna be smooth sailing.

So I'm really blessed, I've pulled it all together.

...in a pot. Look at that ooze up.

Oy! Yeah. That is sexy.

And also we need a knife, sweetie, for the fois gras.

Sorry, I'm being a pain in the tucus.

Sweetie!

So Reiko's the first to arrive, she looks smashing.

- Are you well? - I'm great! Good. You?

Look at you, you did all this yourself?

- Yes. - I'm starving.

I don't care, rude or not,

I'm diving into that food before everyone gets there.

Thank God.

I know you are one of the few people that will probably eat.

She always wants me to eat anyways

because she thinks I'm too skinny.

Is that better? Feel better?

'Cause I'm worried about you, you're so thin.

What do I do? Eat. Eat, eat, eat.

I eat all the time, Jody.

Reiko loves food, so I'm sure that she'll give me some great advice.

Okay, that's different for me.

- You like it? You don't like it? - No.

No? Tell me why.

- This one? - Yeah.

I don't like the taste of liver or whatnot.

You don't like fois gras.

Fois gras. I don't even know how to say it.

This satey is amazing.

She ate most of everything, I was really pleased.

I'm going to be eating everything before everyone gets here.

Hello! Honey, it's been so long! -I know!

- Hi, I'm Reiko. - Hi Reiko, nice to meet you.

Ronnie walked in and I just was like, "Wow," totally floored.

- You look beautiful. - So do you.

Reiko is beautiful.

- That is a gorgeous dress. - Thank you.

She's really thin. I wouldn't want her to lose any more weight.

- Cheers. - Cheers again.

- Thank you for inviting us. - Pleasure, thanks for coming.

You must try a little bit of everything to give me your feedback,

- I'm curious. - Yeah, for sure.

I didn't feel like I really wanted to eat,

I felt like, "Oh, I think I need a drink or something."

I think I had an olive.

And the last to arrive is Christina.

And I actually don't know her very well.

Of course I'm nervous, I'm not quite sure what to expect.

- Oh, Christina! - Hi.

How rude of me!

Jody is wearing a purple blanket type thing.

Nice to see you as well.

Napoleon has a dog bed similar to it,

just not in that shade of purple.

Do you know Reiko?

Hi, yes, how are you?

She stops traffic... apparently.

So, Reiko, do you have kids?

I do, I have two.

- And you, Mary? - I've got uh three boys,

17, 15 and 13.

The majority, um, of the men that I date have kids.

I like that friendship,

like it doesn't matter whether they're a year old

or 17...

Well, 17 I start hitting on them if they're cute enough.

So... oh, my God, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Mary's like, "Don't ever come to my house."

Don't come to my house.

Children sound exhausting.

My impression of Christina was she was a socialite,

um, never really wanting to work.

Don't know if I'll see... if I'll find Mr. Right.

It's Mr. Right-for-the-moment.

Always on the hand of another man.

Yeah, but you'll get tired of that.

I don't get tired of it, I don't, that's the problem.

I made a toast for the girls to welcome them to our long weekend.

Toast. Chef I need a little more champagne, sweetie.

There was sort of this like "Chef."

We love chef. Chef is my shadow.

"Chef, Chef..."

Is his name "Chef" or "Shaf?"

She's calling him "Chef."

That's what I was trying to figure out. What's "Chef's" name?

What the name? What's his name again?

- Oh, it's always Chef. - Okay.

I thought she was the chef.

- Thank you. Thank you, honey. - Thank you so much, Jody!

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I think Reiko probably ate the most food.

She has a huge appetite.

I don't think Christina ate.

I'm feeling kind of badly that I haven't eaten more

but we had reservations and we had to go.

Thanks, Chef!

Coming up onThe Real Housewives of Vancouver...

The air smells so fresh, I'm not used to it.

You don't get out of the bedroom much, Christina?

Trying to tell us something? Christina, we could write a novel.

I sat at the head of the table because, who knows,

sometimes with girls, it can get a little bit out of control.

- Where do you want? - Okay. Well, I'll sit here.

I'm getting the sense that Jody likes to control us.

She's very... queen-like I guess.

I organized the weekend

and I wanted the girls to have fun, and drink great wine...

Good evening, ladies. -What are we going to drink, girls?

We do have a cocktail called "The Trophy Wife,"

I don't know if that appeals, it's fresh citrus juices

and some peach liqueur.

We'll do five Trophy Wives, please.

Listen, I may look like a trophy wife,

but you see I'm not that girl.

I'm making a toast to Jody.

I was using it in a positive way.

The trophy wife of all trophy wives. -Aw, cheers!

Thanks for having us.

Yeah, I don't like it. You love it?

What was with the foam at the top?

It looked like whipped, boiled, baby bird.

Not really into the trophy wife thing.

I don't like anything that looks like that on the top of my drink.

I'm gonna have the rib eye.

I don't eat red meat at all.

Because she saw a cow once with eyelashes, it made you sad.

Ronnie takes the role of being quite mean

and condescending to Mary.

I had a boyfriend, first year of university

- and he had... - A cow.

No, like a farm with a steer

that followed me around the whole pasture.

Something about a cow?

I'd go out there, he'd just follow me around.

So a cow was staring at her?

I thought he was like a dog.

They're not dumb.

Ronnie just wants to be mean to her,

so she's using me to be mean to her.

All right, I can play.

And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

What made you think of that,

- like, right now? - I don't know.

I'm a jokester.

Excuse me, ladies.

Mary, you're so sweet, honey. I love you.

I feel terrible about your breakup.

I'm a little bit edgy at this point,

I don't want to talk about my love life.

I knew that things weren't always right,

but I guess at that time in my life,

I really wanted to just make that be...

I just kept hearing about the damn relationship.

I gave everything to that relationship.

- You lost yourself. - Yeah.

I just think that women

need to be a little bit stronger emotionally.

You were singing back then and you had your career

and then she lost herself in the relationship.

Mary, come on.

You need me in your life.

I really think that she needs therapy.

Where is Christina? -I think she's gone to the bar now.

You've known each other a long time? -Me and Christina?

- Yeah. - Kinda through the grapevine.

But there's an interesting story behind that, right?

Which is?

Well, that Christina...

went out with your ex...

I don't give a if she slept with the guy.

Good for you, more power to you. I wasn't with the guy so...

Maybe Christina should be here?

Maybe not.

Must have been very young.

It would have been 14 or 15 years ago.

- So wait a second... - How old is Christina, 28?

I'll just drink my Chardonnay.

That would make her a little young.

Jody, do the math.

A 15 year old girl dating an old man, yeah, sure.

I was shocked. This isn't Thailand.

- She was a child. - Yeah.

Anyway. Yeah.

Okay. Let's talk about what happened when you left the table.

- Where did you go? - What did you say about me?

How old are you?

I find that Jody looks over at me just with blatant disapproval.

I'm 30 on August 10th.

I knew it! She was just a child. That , I don't like.

So last night was fun,

but I'm curious to see if Jody keeps picking on Christina.

So let's go to the gondola, ladies.

I definitely think that I'm the one she's going to target...

I'm prepared for it.

- This is like rough terrain. - Look, you'll see a bear.

- Where? - Right there! Right there!

Look! And a little cub.

- Oh, I love Whistler. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my gosh! - So dangerous!

It was fun last night.

Yeah. -Interesting. Everybody has a story.

- Everybody has a story. - And a passage and a journey.

I'm curious what the other girls thought about Jody,

especially Ronnie and Mary.

It was a little...

kind of like having dinner

with the Queen of England when we walked in.

Yeah, like, we were, like, totally at the palace.

Ladies, please come over here and to the drawing room.

Yeah, I think Jody was kind of looking down her nose at Christina.

She definitely lords over us.

So in the gondola, we talked about Jody.

There was some side remarks.

And more specifically Mia, her daughter.

Wait, I know there was a connection with you and her daughter,

- I heard. - Not a good connection.

She's said horrible things about me,

she's the epitome of a backstabbing bitch.

She's an immature little ! -I think...

Can I get a Chardonnay?

You know people are so easy to judge others

but you've gotta kind of walk in their shoes.

Oh, it's so special,

the air like goes into your lung, it's like nothing! It's euphoric.

The air smells so fresh. -Yeah.

It kind of burns.

- I'm not used to it. - Fresh air?

Yeah.

You don't get out of the bedroom much, Christina?

Are you trying to tell us something? Christina, we could write a novel.

Christina, I want to hear more about you.

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You have to have morals for yourself.

- Honey, I have seriously high morals. - There was no commitment there,

be frank with yourself.

I swear I saw tears going into Mary's eyes

and felt so sad for her.

I have a new vision of who everybody is,

I want to discuss, just a little bit more.

Welcome to Christine's,

should we do a beverage or a cocktail to start you off?

- Spicy Cesar. - Spicy Cesar?

- Yeah, lovely. - Oh, that sounds good.

- Thanks very much. - Thank you.

So, Christina, where's your favorite place?

In the world? Oh, I couldn't pick one.

There's... It depends if it's for relaxation,

if it's for partying, if it's for adventure, I don't know.

I can't... I can't I have an equally wonderful time everywhere.

- I find-- - Have you ever wanted to work

or wanted to go to school?

I don't think they're gonna be best friends anytime soon.

I think they were tolerating each other more than anything.

I've had horses my entire life,

so I wanted to be a veterinarian and eight years of school

and studying hard was just not for me.

People who say, "I don't work,"

or "I'd never do that," like who are you?

Jody must have sensed that I was bored of her

picking on me, suddenly she switches gears.

Mary, you have to stop caring about everyone else

and you have to actually love yourself.

Jody is talking about my ex-boyfriend to me.

I think that to really love yourself--

I like to just hear what Jody has to say, just for a second.

Can you carry on?

There was no commitment there,

be frank with yourself 'cause you're making mistakes, love.

I made a mistake. I made a mistake.

And I think Mary was a little surprised

that I didn't jump in and save her,

but I am sorry I cannot really fight all of Mary's battles.

But you're always allowing everyone to walk on you.

I don't ever let anyone walk on me.

You have to have morals for yourself.

Jody, I have really high morals. I have seriously high morals.

But you allow these men into your life who don't respect you.

But that's not really my morals though, right?

Yes, it is, it's about your values.

She needed to hear that

and she needed to hear it from someone other than Ronnie.

I swear I saw tears going into Mary's eyes and I felt so sad for her.

I have values.

But those values, if you had values, you wouldn't allow that.

You would say, "You know what?

Mr. Smartass, Mr. Wiseguy, Mr. Bigshot,

you're not coming into this house anymore."

I'm quite upset that Ronnie hasn't defended her,

maybe they're not as close as I thought?

I just can't believe it.

It's done, he's got somebody else.

Mary was taking punches left right and center.

Mary is devastated, I'm touching her foot with my foot,

she's looking at me like,

"What? We can't see Jody because Jody's wearing her glasses.

Her big tacky glasses,"

she's really upsetting me at this point.

She can make fun of me but I'm really, really devastated

at how she's treating Mary.

Once you get burned in a relationship,

my marriage and that happens, you become a little gun shy--

I think your second choice was worse than your first.

She's so mean to her.

At least your first gave you three kids

and wanted to, you know, somewhat have a family life.

The second one, he didn't even want to put a ring on your finger,

what's your time worth, five years?

You're not so young. You're almost 50.

I don't understand why she doesn't have

more self-respect to tell men to get lost.

Someone cheats on you, you leave. This isn't 1922.

You know what? Be true to yourself, go for therapy.

This is an era of which women are strong, women are educated,

women have little tolerance for that nonsense.

It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable.

For her to imply that you make mistakes all the time

and to imply that it's stupid that you do this...

no, that's.

She felt that Jody was coming down on me wrongfully.

I think it's really selfish and I think that it was mean to say,

you've already made the mistakes and doing it once was stupid. No...

I didn't make any mistakes.

- I feel like with someone... - You fell in love. You fell in love.

I was done with the weekend.

Jody is a bully.

I can't figure out what her agenda is.

Mary needs to stand up for herself.

Jody wouldn't get away with that with me, I tell ya.

Let the games begin.

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Come on, let's get a drink! Let's get this show on the road!

"Like a hooker only smarter."

Yeah, not so impressed.

I was disgusted.

You think that's pretty? -God, you bore the out of me.

- You stripped! - It's done! It's done!

What are you, stupid?

The queen of mean. -She's aggressive and she's a bitch!

Unless she apologizes, I'll never speak to her again.

$35,000 on a horse is money very well-spent,

especially when it's not my money.

Cheers, darling!

I do naturally have a temper, it's probably the Scottish in me.

What's on your skin is made from whale sperm.

- Pardon. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

You'll recognize the texture.

No, no, no, you're not wearing that shirt.

Hey, Houston's mom, yeah, cougar. No.

I went to rehab, it was fabulous.

The only thing that was missing was happy hour.

We're in Playa Del Carmen, we're in Mexico.

I like you're sexy body!

How can you not be in a great mood.

Wow! A 50-year-old getting nude on a photo shoot.

Mary and Christina should not mistake my kindness

for weakness.

She is a ticking time bomb,

you never know when she is going to go off.

Stop it! Stop it!!

- Get out of the elevator! - Ronnie, stop it!

You live in a glass house, don't throw stones.

You just want to hear your own voice.

I just don't want to hear your!

Why did you conclude that I'm not a good friend to you.

- We don't need a big scene. - There's not going to be a scene.

I worked my ass off to get to where I am!

It's escalating very quickly.

Every time we turn around there is a show!

- Tell the truth... - What's wrong with me now?

You're telling me what's cool?

You're a liar!