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♪ Got the spark you know you're missin'... ♪

Previously, on The Kardashians...

♪ My name is Kim Kardashian ♪ I wish.

I probably saw Fatal Attraction six times.

-Have you seen it? -Don't put me on the spot.

-You haven't?! -Stop!

Never seen Fatal Attraction.

Let's all have a watching party.

-Let's do that. -Yes.

Kim, you don't know what you have in store.

I think I might move back to New York.

Shut up.

-Yeah. -But you can't.

But I can.

Moving to New York?

Where the is this coming from?

I just don't have that much reason to live in Hidden Hills.

I just left a chat with Khloé.

-I couldn't control myself. -Why?

Khloé is just talking negatively about somebody.

I wasn't talking to her.

I was talking to Kylie and Kris.

Go off and say all your negativity about whoever you want,

but, like, keep it away from me.

You are unhappy in your life,

and you're taking it out on me.

You can suck my big, fat.

♪ Don't look away, it's better than ever ♪

♪ Reach for the gold top shelf forever ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Got everything you need right where you want it ♪

Sarah Paulson and Glenn Close are here.

♪ Get ready for the new new 'cause we got it ♪

Now, who's this?

It's me!

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Rolling up in a full diamond choker.

But guess who's who...

-...by their feet. -Yeah, exactly.

-Guess who, don't sue. -Guess who?

-Yeah. Don't sue. -Don't sue.

♪ Ooh, hoo, hoo ♪

♪ And just like that we're back ♪

Woo, it's a bath robe.

Yes. Yes.

Niecy Nash is here with her wife, Jessica.

Happy Fatal Attraction day.

Fatal Attraction day.

-Aw, that's so sweet. -Yes.

Fatal Attraction, one of Glenn's most iconic roles

that everyone in the world has seen and remembers.

Except for one.

Everyone was like, "What?"

"You've never seen Fatal Attraction?

We have to watch it together."

And guess what? They're all coming over tonight.

And we're gonna see it at my mom's house

and just have a girl's night, which will be so much fun.

-Yes, hi. -Come here, baby.

Could you see if you could get the cheese board?

-Where? -Just bring it on out, yeah.

-Hi. -Lovely to meet you.

-Hi. -Hi.

Oh, where are they?

You're cute.

Come on, we got the memo.

We got the memo!

I'm always a work in progress,

and one of those things is trying to be more patient.

I want to keep myself together and be really Zen tonight.

So, I've taken a couple deep breaths.

But when I host a party, I'm a little OCD

and I actually like the guests to come inside.

So, how cute is this?

This is my mom's house, and this is Khloé's house.

-Truly? -Aw!

-Yeah. -Do you not feel jealous about that?

-No. -You're like, you're good. I'm good.

Where... Where are they?

Mine, I can take a golf cart.

It's, like, a few streets down.

Make sure they come in the front door.

I know my mom's trying to be more Zen,

but she's such a frantic person.

♪ Pop-pop, pop see... ♪

-Hey. -"Hey."

Babe? Can you come here quick?

Why we're going camping, I have no idea.

Are we picking her up or not?

I need to prepare myself mentally, emotionally,

physically, and spiritually.

Kill it.

Khloé and I are always like, we are so embarrassed.

-Kendall doesn't live... -Kendall...

She's the only one that doesn't live in Calabasas.

She lives in Beverly Hills far, far away from us.

That's the only one

who got some sense.

Where'd they go? You wanna ask them outside where...

Oh, here they are.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

Dear Heavenly Father, give me the patience

to get through the next five minutes.

Un--believable.

Because I'm about to lose my shit.

Hey!

♪ Work hard ♪

It's pretty gorgeous.

-♪ Work, work, work ♪ -Yeah, I love that.

-♪ Work hard ♪ -Perfect.

The butt's kind of perfect.

Isn't it?

Yeah, this looks cute.

I am at a shoot for my new snack line called Khloud.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's perfect. Gorgeous.

Look at camera.

And my first snack that I'm doing is protein popcorn.

Oh, my God, sell those bags.

And we are launching soon.

I'm so, so excited.

They're all gorgeous.

♪ Ow! ♪

♪ I'm going full speed got the pedal to the metal... ♪

I'm in the area, so I felt it was perfect timing

to stop by Khloé's Khloud shoot.

I've been traveling so much lately, I feel like I haven't seen her in a while.

That's why I'm happy to stop by today.

-Hey, my Bobb-sey Twin. -Hey.

-Hi, Bobby. -Hi.

-Bobby. Mm. -What are these things?

-Can I eat some? -Yes.

-Kettle corn, white cheddar. -Open one up.

Can I open it?

Yes.

-No seed oils. -No seed oils.

Okay, well...

Kendall.

You've got this.

-It's fake. -Is it this?

-That's how I would do it. -Really?

-You can hear the pop. -Don't you think you need a little...

I have it right here, look.

-See? -I tried that already.

-We need to talk about these things. -Look, right here.

-Oh. -Yeah.

A little easy top.

Oh, my God, it's so pretty.

Everything you're doing is perfect.

Do we want... Do we wanna...

Watching Khloé makes me so happy.

It looks gorgeous.

She's joking about needing tips, but she definitely needs no tips.

She is gorgeous and perfect, and she is killing it.

Shake it, shake it.

Yeah, and then look up, like, at the rain, look up.

Khloé was, like, always the cool sister.

It's not like she was ever encouraging,

like, drinking or being stupid,

but she was always like, "Let's go have some fun,"

and like, "I'll protect you in the process," kind of a thing.

So, I think at that moment was like,

okay, we're gonna be besties and not just sisters.

Bye, guys.

Love you all.

I am loving everything about this shoot so far.

I love the styling and the concept and just the set.

Every single thing.

We're resetting.

And really, the only thing that's bugging me today,

is that I've been trying to call Kourt,

and she literally will not answer.

I hate that shit, because I know Kourtney,

that phone does not leave her hand.

bitch.

I think Kourtney's mad at me. I don't know.

Oh, well.

Well, she left a chat we were in 'cause I said something,

but, like, we're in 12 other chats,

so, like, it doesn't affect me.

Well, she...

We were talking shit about someone, and she was like,

"God, why don't you guys let people be them?"

Or something like that.

And I go, "Well, why aren't I allowed to have a feeling if this..."

"If I don't like this person?

"Like, why are you criticizing me?

-Let me be me." -Yeah.

And I said, "The criticism is off the charts these days.

It's not healthy."

And she's like, "You're so negative,"

and just, like, leaves the chat.

And I'm thinking, "What a pussy."

Who says something and then exits?

Like, that's so lame.

And then, she was like, "I'm exhausted for you."

And I go, "Well, I'm exhausted for you," touché.

And then, she just logged out of the chat.

If you have something to say, don't leave after it.

Stand your ground, let's talk it through.

You don't just avoid.

You don't just disappear, that's lame.

It depends what chat, but yes.

I'll talk to her when she's back from New Orleans,

because I just don't want any tension with me and my sisters.

And I want to make sure I'm not doing something wrong,

or should I be fixing something?

I don't know. I'm just so confused right now.

-I need a drink, guys. -I want a drink.

I can only have one 'cause two, I become another person.

That's why I got a...

Yes!

And we are gonna see another person right in there in a few minutes.

-Right, Niecy? -Yeah, probably.

This is my office.

Oh, my God, Kris,

-it's beautiful. -Yeah.

And this is where the real magic happens.

-Is this where you get ready? -Every day.

Wow.

Everybody looks good in here.

-God, this house is so banana sandwich. -Yeah.

Oh, my God, amazing.

So beautiful.

-I... Isn't it great? -Uh-huh.

My mom getting these compliments from Sarah

is probably heaven to her.

That's where we're gonna watch.

Ugh! Is that where we're gonna watch the movie?!

She's probably, like, eating it up.

Just pretend I live here. You can follow me around.

I'll show you all the things I know about this house.

It's an extraordinary house. I've lived here for a long...

-Oh, hi, Kris. -Oh, yeah.

I was giving a tour of the house that I'm gonna somehow own.

I'm obsessed with Sarah Paulson, obsessed.

So, the fact that the feeling is a little mutual, maybe,

I don't know. I think she likes me, too.

This is one of the best nights of my life.

-Is the bar around that way? -It's coming.

-The bar? -Oh, you wanna see the...

-Yeah. -Oh, yeah, take Glenn around.

-Show her the bar. Show her... -I live here, so I'm just...

-Oh, yeah. -It's my house. It's not a big deal.

I live... I live and work here now, so...

The bar's right this way.

Alright, let's get our martinis

so we can have a toast.

I wanna tell you a couple of the little tidbits...

-Yes! -...about it.

Like how I got cast and all that kind of thing.

-Oh, yeah, do that. -How did you get cast?

Well, I was, um, I was doing a play on Broadway,

and I had to let my understudy go on, which is a big deal.

-Mm-hmm. -Um... fly to LA.

And my hair was long and wild and crazy.

And I said, "What am I gonna do with my hair?"

Um, and I finally said, "Oh,...

I'm just gonna go like that."

And I was so nervous I took a Valium.

-Get the hell outta here. -Not... You know, I don't take...

I don't take Valium. So it's... So, the fact that I took...

She's a total drug addict. Just kidding.

-I took a Valium, that's so crazy. -Yeah.

But why would you take that?

-Like, what did you think? -I was so nervous.

-She was nervous. -Oh.

I was so nervous.

So, by the time I got to the parking lot,

you know, I was kind of, you know...

-Floating. -...making my way.

And I walked into this room, and there was...

-Did you drive yourself? -...a video camera.

-No I didn't. -Back in the day, that's...

That was a big deal.

A video camera, Michael Douglas, and Adrian Lyne.

And I wanted to die.

So, you walk in, Michael Douglas is there, Adrian Lyne is there.

-You got your hair all... -Yeah. My hair is all messy.

Your hair's all messy. You're on a Valium,

-and they're like... -On a Valium.

...this is... this is our bitch.

And we started doing, you know, the... one of the scenes,

and Adrian would say, "Oh..."

-You know? Would say... -Uh!

-Yes! -What the hell does that mean?

I think he liked it when he said...

...he likes what you're doing.

Anyway, so, the producers weren't there

because they were so convinced I was wrong

and Sherry was embarrassed,

-basically. -Wow.

-Uh! -And Adrian went down the hall

and said, "I think... I think it's her."

-Oh, wow. -But, you know, it was...

it was a... it was traumatic.

I mean, you know, auditioning is horrible.

So awful.

-Wow. -Yeah. It was like...

And my one question was,

"What about the bunny?" I mean, come on.

-Oh... my... God. -Don't say anything about the bunny!

-Oh, yeah. -Kim doesn't know bunny, Glenn.

Here's to Glenn and the bunny.

And the bunny and the wonderful Valium.

-Cheers... -Cheers.

-...to Fatal Attraction. -Cheers.

Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

-Cheers. -Oh, yes.

And to our 6:00 a.m. call time.

And our 6:00 a.m. call time, exactly.

This is so good.

Yummy!

-Yum, yum. -I love it.

I never in my wildest dreams thought

that I would be doing a show,

and I'm so grateful that Ryan took a chance on me.

But, I'm also grateful that you guys did, too.

'Cause it's been, like, the best teachers in the world.

-Niecy will be the first one telling me... -Niecy.

...what to do and what not to do.

Oh, I love it.

And giving me advice.

"Maybe do it like this."

Well, I just want to say thank you guys so much

for being so generous and kind to her.

-Oh, my God. -Yeah!

It's so easy to be generous and kind to her.

-She's so generous and kind. -I... I know. I know.

-I know. I already know. -Don't start crying, Mom.

-She always... always cries. -I cry over everything.

But it just means so much to me, as a mom,

that she's having this experience...

...that is life-changing.

She could have ended up with a group of people

that didn't appreciate her or, you know, care for her

or, you know, had a preconceived notion of her,

but you guys welcomed her,

and you made her feel so at home and comfortable

and you taught her so much so far.

I just think this group of women is sensational.

I think everyone has been so welcoming

and really nurturing her, teaching her.

And I couldn't be more grateful to these women

who have genuinely given Kim so much love

in a world that is usually so cruel.

I mean, that's saying a lot to step into a space

that is not, like, you know,

something you've been doing your whole life

and to lead the charge.

You know what I mean?

-And... -And fearlessly. Do you know what I mean?

Like, not with any fear,

just, like, eyes wide open and wanting to learn.

-It was just very cool... -But most people aren't

as accepting as the three of you.

The way that everyone has treated me,

knowing that this is my first big project,

um, has been really welcoming,

and has been just so warm.

And that's a really good feeling.

Ladies, let's wrap it up.

-Wow. Kr... -Come on.

Kris is on a schedule.

-She's ready to go. -Okay.

-Yes, ma'am! -Come on, here we go.

Give me that cracker.

Here we go.

I'm already... I'm already drunk.

Um, but I need another.

What do you need? You want another one?

-Yeah. Of course. -Okay, okay.

-What happened? She's not gonna have one? -She wants another.

She wants another.

Glenn Close, glug, glug, glug, glug.

Another martini, please.

My name's Glenn. I love booze.

She... You can take that out.

You shouldn't though 'cause...

My name is Glenn.

Okay, so here is your candy barista.

-Oh, my God. -There are Sour Patches,

-there are gummy bears. -The candies!

-Look it, Milk Duds. -Ah!

Nerds, Reese's Pieces.

Glenn's favorite thing, that she talks about all the time,

is a Oreo shake.

Kit Kats and Mike and Ikes...

Or, since it's Glenn's day...

...Oreo Blizzards!

Glenn loves these.

So, I'm really excited, that's, like, the highlight.

Goodbye, guys.

This is the best day of my life.

Give us your postmortem, after seeing the movie.

Yeah, I mean, the movie's insane.

The movie's absolutely insane.

I give it 100 out of 10. It's the best.

It was such a good movie.

When scenes would come on,

we'd be like, "Is that really your boob,

or was that, like, a body double?"

And she's like, "That was me,"

and we were screaming and we were just like...

She said, one of the elevator scenes when they make out,

she's like, "Ugh, I had to have a drink."

She's like, "I had so many drinks before that scene."

We just, like, loved getting the tea

behind every last thing.

Come on, let's make some noise right now.

Travis Barker.

Travis has brought us together here, the Run Travis Run,

making the world a better place one step at a time.

We love you.

Nice seeing you girls.

-Yeah, have fun. Thank you. -We love you.

-We love Kourtney. -Tell her we love her.

I will, I'll tell her.

-You ready? -I'm ready, baby.

We are in New Orleans, Louisiana.

It's the Super Bowl,

so Blink-182 is performing at a party.

And so, the morning of his show,

Travis is doing a Run Travis Run 5K

benefiting the LA wildfires.

-You ready? -I don't know.

I feel like you running.

No, I was actually thinking this morning...

I was gonna lay in the bed in the back and breastfeed.

No, you've been running lately.

Yeah, but I do two-minute intervals.

I know, I know, but you just put them all together.

-I do... -It's just 30. Yeah.

I do 10 sets of two minutes.

Yeah. See you in a minute, Rocky.

-I think I'm just here... -See you in a minute, Mama.

...to cheer you on, babe.

No.

You guys, she's trying to tap out.

So tired.

-Travis and Kourtney... -Uh-oh.

...making their way to the start chute.

Let's hear it, come on, folks, make some noise.

I mean, I'm breastfeeding,

but I'm also in a, like,

"I don't have anything to prove right now" phase.

It's not even that I'm not prepared.

Like, it's three miles, it's not the biggest deal,

but it's, like, I just don't want to.

-Five, four, three... -Are you running with me?

-Yeah. -...two, one.

Oh, my gosh.

Babe, are you kidding?

I'm not running crazy.

I'm doing a slow jog.

You're doing it.

Travis takes my hand and doesn't let go,

and our hands are, like, sweating and smushing together.

-Get it! -Yay, Kourtney!

Woo!

He just doesn't let go, and so

I have to keep up with his pace.

-...beignets. -Beignets.

-So many beignets. -And cake.

You better get me a beignet, babe.

I'm going to, I'm going to.

That's your payment.

Let's make some noise, folks.

Oh, my gosh.

I feel like I'm about to pass out.

-I got you. -Any second.

-Thank you. -Thank you, guys.

Okay, run.

My hand is so sweaty.

-How much longer? -A little over a half a mile.

Gonna go by quick.

-I'm gonna throw up. -No, you're not.

I almost threw up.

Good job!

Even though I didn't want to run,

it still, like, it gives me life

and makes me feel alive

to be, like, running alongside all the people,

you know, that were really encouraging along the run.

This is what it's about,

making the world a healthier place.

Come on, let's make some noise right now,

Travis Barker with Kourtney, side by side,

-start to finish. -Woo!

You're in my heart right there.

I am proud of myself.

I think we ran it in, like, 27 minutes or something.

Oh, thank you.

-Alright. Well done. -Thank you.

-Might throw up and faint. -Thank you.

Which was pretty fast for me.

-It was faster than... -I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

My boobs are itching and tingling.

I need a beignet.

That was my motivation the whole time running,

that at the end, I'm gonna have a beignet.

Thanks for encouraging me, baby.

We held hands the whole time.

♪ Make me stronger ♪

Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna faint.

♪ Let me show you how we do it ♪

♪ It's a vibe... ♪

Khloé, how the hell are you, babe?

-I'm good. How are you? -Wake up and smell

the sunshine.

Oh, I will.

It's your day to shine, babe, your day.

-How the heck are you? -Good, how are you?

I'm good. Just trying to stay positive.

Nice.

I've been hearing a lot of drama

about a group chat that's going on.

So, I'm going to go find out

exactly what's happening with Khloé.

Your arms look really good,

and you're really beautiful.

So, what's happening?

Who takes themselves off of a chat

because they said there's...

What did Kourtney say?

"I left because I have so many freaking chats,

and it's not normal to communicate so much."

We're family. And then Kendall goes, "I..."

That means we all talk too much.

Then Kendall says, "I feel the same way."

Listen, I... I don't wanna be a part of this drama at all,

but of course it's okay to leave a group chat.

If it's not for drama or pettiness,

then why not leave a chat if it's better for your mental?

Like, everyone feels the same way.

I love talking to my family.

-It's so sad. -That's what we do all day long.

She's probably just overwhelmed.

The freedom of speech.

At the end of the day, when it's all said and done,

it'll probably just boil down to me, Kim, and Khloé.

No, because we get shit done.

"Get shit done."

There's guys...

Because of why, Mom?

-The garden... -Because you have...

Because the gardener. No.

-You installed a light switch... -No. No, don't blame this on me.

-...to be your fireplace activator. -I'm not...

-I am not... -That's not labeled.

-...to be blamed. -'Kay.

I get a call that my backyard's on fire

because the gardener accidentally turned on the fire pit.

It's a light switch that's not labeled, so accidentally...

-Okay. Somebody turned on the light. -...somebody flipped the switch.

Flipped a switch.

But, small problem, it had a cover over it,

so, of course, it caught on fire.

All the patio furniture catches on fire,

and it's having a grand old time.

'Kay, how did you respond?

I handled it really well, okay?

'Cause you're such a calm person by nature.

I know you cussed them out.

I did not.

-I never spoke to anybody, ask Matthew. -When...

When have you not yelled at someone?

-I never spoke to a soul. -Okay.

I think this is the new and improved Kris Jenner.

I really want to entertain the idea

of trying to make some positive changes.

And one of those things is trying to be more patient.

I said, in my new Kris Jenner voice,

"This isn't anyone else's responsibility,

so have the gardeners come back and help clean it up."

I doubt that's all you text...

-I swear. -Okay.

Yeah.

I'm trying to be a little more Zen,

and my kids have all talked to me about it.

So, I'm really trying to have, you know, very calm... ness

about myself when I can, listen more, talk less.

-It was very calm. -'Kay.

And then I said, in my other calm Kris Jenner voice...

Mm-hmm.

..."Who the is gonna pay for this?!"

Yeah.

Who the hell expects me to keep my cool

while my backyard is on fire?!

What the?

And then, I got a hold of myself,

and I said, "Self, let's just calm down."

Yeah. It was no one's fault.

It was no one's fault.

And my stress level,

I'm trying to, like, push it down a little bit,

not be so...

...overreactive to things that...

Like that loud ice maker,.

-Sorry. -My God.

This is the noisiest damn place today.

The types of things that set my mom off:

breathing too loud, chewing, smacking gum,

the air not being on in her car, the wrong Kleenex cover...

not the wrong Kleenex, wow.

Not having her iPod...

you heard me right... iPod playing in her car.

Off with everyone's heads, off.

If there's too many people in her house,

but yet not enough people in her house.

Oh, and mind reading.

She gets annoyed when people can't read her mind.

I think your question should have been,

"Can you give me a list of what doesn't set my mom off?"

And that would've been a much shorter list.

Some progress is being made,

but we're definitely not there yet.

Okay, well, it... baby steps.

Baby steps.

Rome was not built in a day.

That's the guy that flipped the switch.

Looks like a hard worker.

They're really creative.

Like, they're horticulturalists-lists.

-I'm sorry? -Hor...

Hor... Horticulturalists.

What the is a "horticort-uralist"?

A horticort-uralist?

Not a horticortula...

-Horticulturist. -Oy.

Horti...

Listen, you little!

-Horticulturalist. -Oh.

Horticulturalist.

What in the horticulturalist is wrong with you?

Exactly.

Horticulturalist.

-How exciting. Hi. -Hi.

-Hi. -Hi.

-How are you? -Hey, Psalm, it's nice to meet you.

-Look at how cool this basket is. -Hey.

My name is John.

-This is Johnny, the director. -Oh,

-I should have worn my motorcycle shirt. -Hi.

As crazy as my schedule is, I will always make time

to do all the important things with my kids.

So, my son, Psalm, is doing a voice over for Angry Birds.

What do you say?

Do you say thank you for everyone coming in on a Sunday?

Thank you.

And, I'm just so excited 'cause he's so excited.

Who's your favorite character in Angry Birds?

The red one.

-The red one? -Red? Oh, good.

It's really funny when you have your first kid,

you post everything,

your second kid a little less,

your third kid a little less.

It's just kind of what happens with everything, right?

So, Red is your dad,

and Silver is your mom.

So, like, I feel like people don't really know Psalm,

but he's the smartest, silliest little boy.

He's a total go-with-the-flow kid.

I can give him Legos and say,

"Sit here for five hours, I have to work,"

and he'll just be like, "Okay, Mommy."

Like, never says no, never goes against anything.

Just is a dream child and the most independent.

He loves to dance.

He would never have a tantrum.

He's just so chill.

Do you recognize Chuck at all?

Chuck is the bird that goes really fast.

He has the cutest voice you've ever heard.

It's, like, this raspy little voice.

Psalm, what does your name start with?

-P-S-A-L-M. -Yeah.

And when they called and asked if he was interested

in this role of a new bird,

he was so excited.

-Let's get started. -Okay.

And I'll sit in a chair right next to you.

Your first line is a really easy one, it's, "Hello."

Can you say, "Hello"?

Hello.

-Hello. -Hello.

How about a, a little, "Hi"?

Hi.

Oh, your voice is so cool.

I love your voice.

-It's a really cool voice, right? -Yeah.

Balancing work with being a parent

is definitely challenging.

Should we go to the next scene?

Let's do it!

And I don't want to stop my kids

from doing what they want to do.

"That's a good idea."

That's a good idea.

So, I tailor my life around my kids' schedules.

I love s'ghetti.

Yum, yum.

So, I am there for breakfast,

I am there for dinner every day.

I am putting them to bed and then I sacrifice my nights instead of,

you know, going out or dinners with my friends,

I'm working at night and studying.

Psalmy, you're doing so good.

But, like, it makes me happy.

-"What?" -What?

That's my favorite.

Yeah! Go, birds!

How about, "Yay"?

-Yay. -Yay!

-Yay! -How about "rawr"?

Ugh, broccoli.

No broccoli.

That is incredible.

You are such a great actor.

Mic drop.

-How do you feel? -Good.

Today was so special.

Just seeing Psalm love this, do so good at it...

Say cheese.

-Cheese. -Cheese.

Seeing him in a work environment,

I always want to be mindful

if it's ever too much, and he loved it.

And then, we can have a party with all your friends and cousins.

-So cool, right? -♪ Greatest of all time ♪

♪ There's no, no one like me ♪

♪ Ah yeah, ah yeah ♪

He just woke up a little.

Oh, baby.

We're going to Cafe Du Monde in the French Quarter.

Lately, I feel like I'm being really drawn to slowing down.

Like, slowing down as far as,

like, enjoying the simple things.

-Whoa, look at that house. -Yeah, they're so cool.

Look how pretty those trees are.

Yeah.

He's so precious.

Being present with my kids and being with my husband

or my friends or whatever it is that I'm doing.

Here it is.

Can't wait for a beignet and a coffee.

At home, like, I don't go into stores,

I don't go into restaurants that often.

Like, so just even doing those types of things makes me feel alive.

-This it? -Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm gonna use the restroom really quick.

Thank you.

I mean, Kim just, like, flies here to get these beignets.

I just thought I had to try them.

Should we ask these people to stop so I can take a bite?

-Who? -Just these people videoing.

Babe, you're in here with, like... big cameras.

I had to get you black coffee.

They don't have any non-dairy milk.

Oh, that's fine.

Travis is really good at tuning out

all the noise around us

or the people, like, taking sneaky photos.

This lady outside just zooming in while I chomp away.

Can I just eat a beignet

and get powdered sugar all over my face

and drink my hot chocolate?

Like, I just ran three miles,

and I just wanna eat in peace.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

-What did you get? -Oh, look at these people

walking down, these alligators.

Hi.

I like meeting people.

I love saying hi to people or, you know,

it's not about that.

It's more like this, like, sense of, like,

"Well, you're out in public so you owe it to us

to take a photo or whatever."

What did you get to drink, babe?

I'm gonna give you a taste.

It's hard for me to tune it out, but I try.

That is some strong... coffee.

That is some strong beignet.

-Thank you so much. -Very good.

We're going to explore New Orleans.

We are going on a ghost tour.

It says that there's, like, vampire stories and ghosts.

So, sounds like fun.

We're definitely not bringing Rocky

on the tour.

-Which one? -The haunted tour.

-Oh, why not? -Babe, no.

He's not... Rocky's not fazed by haunted houses.

There it is, baby.

-How'd you find this place? -Is it this right here?

Oh, he's seeing the bubbles.

You see the bubbles?

-Hi. -How are you, sir?

-Nice to meet you. -Good to meet you.

-Hi. -Good to meet you, ma'am.

We're gonna take a walk this way.

-Sure. -Let's do it, guys. Let's do it.

Tonight... We're gonna talk about some history tonight.

We're gonna talk about some spooky stuff here.

-Oh, cool. -Now, the neighborhood you in,

it goes back to 1718.

This is the oldest neighborhood in the United States.

-Oh, wow. -This street here,

not to be spooky, but this building you're looking at was built in 1888.

This hotel comes with a few twists.

You'll be laying in bed late at night

you might hear children laughing, children playing.

You also might have your television come on at 4:00 in the morning.

Your sheet might get ripped off your bed.

I don't know.

I don't know yet.

Yeah, I'm not sure.

Not sure yet how I feel.

Now, this is where the vampire legend in New Orleans started.

You see, in 1902, a gentleman showed up in New Orleans

by the name of Jacques St. Germain.

Jacques was very popular with the ladies.

Every once in a while, he'd bring a young lady home.

The problem is, after he brought the young lady home,

he would dismember them and drink their blood as wine.

-Oh, my gosh. -Alright? Two or three missing girls

didn't raise much of a red flag,

but when the number was 14,

the police kicked the door in, went inside,

couldn't find Jacques.

This was in 1902.

Forty-eight years later, a man showed up in New York City.

Said his name was Jacques St. Germain.

Said he was a vampire from Europe, 400 years old,

said he lived in New Orleans.

The New York Times interviewed this man.

That is what inspired author Anne Rice

to write the novel Interview with the Vampire.

I kind of believe in the vampire story, though.

And I would love to.

Was there anything specific you guys would like to know about?

Baby, you were asking how you could get some beads.

Oh, if you could flash people.

You don't have to flash to get beads.

-You can just get them, right? -He... He wanted to flash people.

You want to flash people?

Well, we won't hold it against you if you do.

Well, thank you so much. That was amazing.

-Thank you so much. -Oh. It's my pleasure.

-Did you like it? -I did. You?

Yeah.

That looks so good. It looks pretty great.

-I know, all my flowers... -But it gets much better when summer hits.

This is all wisteria that grows up here.

-Wisteria Lane? -Yeah, pretty much.

I need to have Scott over because I cannot stop thinking

about Scott moving to New York.

How the hell are you?

I'm great. How are you?

Mm.

My house looks good, I'm building a guest house.

Your house does look good... Ooh!

I need to know,

is your house up for sale?

Did you sell all your cars?

Did you find a place in New York?

Help me help you.

You're building all this crap, and you still think

-you're moving to New York? -So, no.

So, I've decided I can't really move to New York

with my kids and everything.

First of all, no one was gonna let you move

across the country.

I know one person that would.

Okay, but besides her.

I get that, but it's very extreme.

-Yes. -It was shocking.

I talked to Mace, and he's like,

"You can't actually move."

Right.

And them coming every long weekend...

I'm gonna sell all my belongings and never return!

I'll never come back! I sold my boat, by the way.

-Thank God. -I'm like, I started getting...

No, but I was, like, getting prepared.

But I've realized there's no way I could actually do both.

-Yeah, that's ridiculous. -I...

I'm now just gonna get something

that will fit us in New York.

I am thrilled that Scott has

put the New York move to bed.

It was an impulsive conversation,

and that's very Scott.

He's very impulsive.

I have a long list of impulsive moves.

I'm just happy that this has been a pretty quick turn

in him deciding, "Okay, that's not gonna work for me."

So, at least I know he's still my neighbor a little bit longer.

Trust me, I know a female probably paid a... played a factor in this.

You think I pay?

No, you're not paying a girl.

No, there is a girl that I do...

-Yeah. Right. -...see when I'm in New York,

that I don't have here.

So, maybe that also plays a little bit of a part.

Yeah, and of course, I get that.

And she's great.

I think you should make the effort to explore that.

-Mm-hmm. -Why not?

What's going on with all these airplane crashes recently?

Well, it's been two.

The one that crashed on the floor.

-All Rob does is send me... -And the one

with the helicopter is ridiculous.

Let me just ask Rob.

Try.

-Yeah? -Bob,

I'm here with Scott.

Hey, Scotty boy.

-Hey, Bobert. -Hey there.

What are y'all doing?

Just sucking.

I wish.

I know.

Um, but yeah, what are you really doing?

Scott doesn't believe me,

is that there's been more than two plane crashes.

-He says there's only been two. -I believe there has.

I only have seen the two.

There's been, like, at least five.

It has to do with the alien stuff.

The aliens are flying?

The conspiracies run wild.

And I love a conspiracy, I really do.

Children are killing our children with cookies.

-Do you understand? -Rob, stop with the cookies.

It's true.

They all cause cancer, all the cookies.

-That's... -This is all he talks about.

Specifically, number one.

Oh, I like those.

I never know what to believe with Rob.

I mean, I don't know if what Rob is saying is truthful,

if he's just with me.

I have so much information and documents

-on everything that most of the world... -" Documents."

-...doesn't even know exists. -I didn't even know you had a printer.

I do, actually.

That's fire.

I got a bunch of color cartridges...

Oh, you have extra cartridges?

Dude, you're on top of your game.

Yeah.

It... They can go on and on.

Well, I love you, Bobby boy.

It's been real.

Toodles.

He's nuts.

Do you have a plethora of drinks coming like you did last time?

Yeah, Wendy's downstairs making me a smoothie that's gonna be phenomenal.

I've got some whey protein...

-Oh my gosh. -...and collagen going in,

and then I've got one of these coming from DoorDash

that'll be here in about five to 10.

And my assistant's running over my other drink.

I've never seen someone drink more things.

-I'm a fluid master. -You are.

I like to stay hydrated.

-Yeah. -Sip?

-No. Mm-mm. -Alright.

♪ You hear the sound that echoes in the night ♪

♪ You feel the rush and you're burning for life ♪

♪ Feel the whole sky like you really could fly ♪

-Hi. -♪ Let's go ♪

-You look nice. -Thank you.

♪ She's out of sight ♪

♪ Hear the sound that echoes in the night ♪

♪ You feel the rush and you really could fly ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go, she's out of sight ♪

Hi, baby.

Wait, look, I'm wearing your ring 'cause I...

-Oh, nice. -...was bringing it for you.

I love that.

-First thing I ever got you. -First thing he ever got me.

Well, once we were dating, first thing.

He used to buy me gifts when we were just friends.

He got me a vintage Sade T-shirt.

I think when we were friends,

it was always in the back of my head.

You know, it was always in the back of my mind,

like, could this be?

-Never. -She actually didn't come to a show

until, like, six months or a few months into dating.

Yeah.

But also, I love that I was already like,

"Oh, my God, how hot," before I even saw him drum.

Definitely. But also it was more, like, an energy thing.

I had never seen his talent until we were already in love.

I knew he was talented, but I wasn't his number one fan

and, like, looking up his videos,

or, like, you know?

He used to invite me to shows.

Yeah.

But I never went.

I was too busy.

Too busy feeding the baby.

I think we were just waiting 'cause we knew once it happened,

we were gonna be like...

Mm-hmm.

I'll notice myself, like, tapping a lot.

Like, even on my body, like, that he does.

Like, he'll be, like, doing all these taps all the time.

And I'll notice myself, like, doing that sometimes.

And I'm like, "You're not a drummer...

...stop tapping."

Five minutes.

-Okay. -Okay.

Should we say your prayer in here?

-Yeah, we can. -Okay.

Dear Lord Jesus,

I pray that you keep a wall of fire around Travis.

Please keep him in a bubble of white light

and keep him protected.

Keep his hands safe, his mind clear,

and that he has an amazing show.

In Jesus' name, amen.

Mm. Thank you, God, amen.

Mwah. I love you.

I love you more.

♪ In the car, I just can't wait... ♪

- I love you. Mwah -Have a great show. Mwah!

♪ On our very first date... ♪

-Alright, we're walking. -Have a great show, guys!

This trip has been really fun.

Travis and I had good, fun moments together.

We got to explore New Orleans.

So, I do love that.

♪ Let's go, don't wait ♪

♪ This night's almost over ♪

♪ Honest, let's make ♪

♪ This night last forever ♪

♪ Forever and ever ♪

♪ Let's make this last forever... ♪

The things that I choose to step out of my bubble for

are things that are really worth it,

and I really try to be present.

♪ Let's go, don't wait ♪

♪ This night's almost over... ♪

I love to travel with my kids, being with my husband.

I love to see different places and experience them

and feel the energy.

♪ Let's make this last forever... ♪

It really does do something for my soul.

♪ Let's make this last forever ♪

My baby, my baby, my baby.

Mm.

♪ I got your attention ♪

♪ I could do it in my sleep ♪

♪ Don't need no permission this is who I'm born to be ♪

♪ If you want to start it up ♪

♪ You get what you see... ♪

Chilly in here.

Kourt is back from her New Orleans trip.

So, her and I are finally gonna sit down and talk.

No texting, so things can't get misconstrued.

Oh, wow, casually eating by yourself.

Can I come in here with my shoes on or no?

Okay, I respect that.

Do you want anything?

-You want this, eggs? -No, I'm okay.

-So good. -Don't go out of your way for me.

Khloé's come over.

We've obviously had a little tension lately in the group chat,

so I just want to clear the air.

Life is too short.

How's your day?

Good.

How was your trip?

Oh, good.

Oh, when we were in New Orleans,

I had said to Travis, like,

"Let's drive from New Orleans to Tennessee."

-And so I was like... -Mm.

..."Let's go and then we can look at these properties."

And then, he really wanted to get back.

I don't think I've ever been,

and I've always wanted to go.

Lately, I feel like all I do is walk on eggshells around Kourt.

And that's very strange.

She's also the one that started this.

Leaving the group chat, picking on me.

I wasn't even talking to her.

Are you still mad about the group chat?

'Cause that's why I'm here.

You're such a pussy.

Why is that a pussy? To leave the chat?

But... To leave the chat because you can't face having a conversation.

No, it's called "protect the energy."

-And move... And move on. -You're the one that started it.

No, I'm just, like, have we really become

the negativity chat...

-No, what you said was... -...of just talking shit about everyone?

Our chat is called the OGs Positive Vibes Chat.

And it's been nothing but negativity.

I don't have time to worry about anything

except my immediate family.

You said, "Can't you just let people be them?" And I said,

-"Yeah, can't you let us be us?" -Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm. -"If these are our feelings,

why can't we have our feelings in a safe space?"

You are... We're, like, a family, this should be the safest space.

-Mm-hmm. -And then you were like,

"God, I'm exhausted for you."

And I said, "Well, I'm exhausted for you," and then you got out.

No, my... What I said is not I'm exhausted for you,

-I said... -No, that's exactly what you said.

I'm exhausted for you, that's the way that I said it.

-What's the difference? -"I'm exhausted for you."

And I'm exhausted for you.

Yeah, so that's fine.

You exhaust me, but I don't leave.

-You running away... -Right. I moved on.

...doesn't do anything.

It's crazy because I don't think she

picks on the others the way she does to me.

Like, 'cause she'll say, like, the craziest responses

only to me like, "Shut up, Khloé."

Or like, "You're so stupid, everyone knows, da, da, da."

Because I'm the easiest one.

You know I'm not gonna yell at you the way Kim will.

If I spoke to her like that,

she would "go to therapy for three weeks about it and da, da, da."

"And look what you did. And I have my boundaries,

you're not allowed around me to burst my bubble."

I think it's just like,

I felt, like, a negativity lately throughout the chat.

Mm. And that's me?

No, it's not only you,

but I do feel like maybe it's 'cause

you're working more lately.

Okay.

So, I feel like you're constantly on your phone.

-Am I? -You...

Yeah, I... I mean, I think so.

-Okay. -But I... I don't know.

-I love hearing this perspective. -I'd love to see your hours.

-I'm a good six-hour-a-day on the phone. -'Kay.

So, it's... I'm not a saint.

Ha! 'Kay.

Are you doomscrolling in bed?

-Doomscrolling? -Mm-hmm.

Like, looking at...

Endlessly, like...

What I'm saying is, sometimes when you're in that place

it can suck you into all these things that are going on.

Like, you can only do what you're capable of.

And I'm not saying you're not capable

of handling all the world's problems,

but I feel like it puts so much on you just as a human

to be on your phone thinking about these people

and this and that.

Shut up. Like, the whole thing is so exhausting.

Stop projecting, or stop trying to break me down

and over analyze me.

Take me for how I am... or don't.

Why? Do you think I'm doomscrolling?

No, I'm just saying it's like when you're just, like, endlessly scrolling in bed

for, like, an hour or something or...

No, I watch more, like, I like happy things.

-Mm. -I don't like dark things.

I've never doomscrolled in my life.

My algorithm, the worst thing on there is whales,

which I don't know why are on there.

It's horrible. That's literally the scariest thing.

The rest is puppies, miniature ponies, baking shit.

Nothing is doom.

Fashion, a dog, nails, workouts.

This little girl singing. Listen, the voice of an angel.

Okay?

Like, everything's happy.

So, Kourtney can off.

Doomscrolling.

I wanna go on her page and see what it is.

Enh! Like, shut up.

I can't handle it.

I don't doomscroll, ever.

Next, on The Kardashians...

My mom and I are on our way to look for burial plots

for where we're all gonna be buried together

when we all die.

Where is my tissue?

This is my car.

Oh, I thought we were using my car.

Never even been asked about a car.

Why are we in this car, Matt?

"Why the are you driving? Whose car is this?

"Where's my Kleenex box?" It's non-stop.

"Why are... is this person doing this? This bitch."

It's her life, like, if she wants to spin in negativity

or, like, spiral.

I'm great, I'm happy, I'm thriving.

Do you have an example?

Imagine being in a bubble.

I feel like I'm being gas lit.

It's just crazy.

Wow.

So, the bar exam is three months away.

Yeah, I'm not ready yet.

I am feeling a little bit overwhelmed.

Someone from prison was like,

"This person put a hit out on your life."

I did my absolute best to work, be a mom, and, um...

You're so crazy.

-I was like, "What?" -Did you expect me?

-Did you expect me to scream? -I expected you to jump.

Travis, your wife is calm.

I know. No, it's the smallest things at home,

and I scare the shit out of her.

So I'm like, "Oh, my God, this is probably

not even fair what I'm about to do to her, but..."

-Travis, what's your... -I will redeem myself, I promise.

What is your favorite thing about Miss Kourt?

That she's such a great mom.

Such a great wife.

-She's a good kisser. -Mm.

She's got nice feet.

She has great hygiene.

She flosses every day.