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620, give me that job I'm calling you.
Hello. Don't you guys have a...
Let's see over here.
So how are you all doing today?
Doing all right.
Yeah? Yeah. Just all right?
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
So what brings you guys into our store?
Just shopping?
Are you guys visiting from out of town?
I'm browsing.
I'm really confused. Why did you bring us back here?
We'll get to that. What was your name again? Perky Nuts.
Great. Do you know what a full name is? Let me write that down. Hang on.
Edge. So like in a sharp edge.
Yeah, E -D -G -E.
Okay, okay. My spelling is good.
And what was your name?
Harlow Weck.
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
I got your full name.
Really good.
So you guys are just browsing?
Are you guys from out of town?
Yeah, we're a little around here.
Okay, nice. Have you guys been to our store before?
No, we're walking by that cute bookshop.
Nice.
So,
I'm going to cut to the point here and then we'll kind
of go from there. So, it was reported that there's been suspicious activity
going on.
in our store, and they gave me a description of two young female ladies
that look like y 'all.
Oh, young? I mean, I'm 34, but hardly counted young.
You should knock on wood, then.
I mean, I guess I'm pretty young -looking, but it could have been anyone
I'm not going to request it.
So, um, so you guys didn't take anything from our store?
Take anything?
Absolutely not.
Did you guys purchase anything?
No, we weren't done shopping yet.
So there should absolutely be nothing in your pocket, in your... I mean, you
could turn my pockets inside out. There's, like, nothing in my pocket.
Oh, we'll get to that. We'll get to that.
So if I start doing a search on Booth, I'm not going to find anything, and we
can go on our beautiful day. It's a nice day, actually. Outside we can get back
to... The ninth one, Marataya?
Right. Is that what you guys think? Yeah?
Yeah. All right.
Cool.
So let me go ahead and... I like your name. These are unique names. Christine
and Harlow. Oh, I love that.
Thank you. I love that.
Where is it from?
My name is Argentinean.
Oh, good.
Argentine.
I had a grandpa who was Argentine once.
He passed away. I never saw him.
Sorry, you're nice.
I'm getting all cracked up. And Harlow, I love that name. Harlow West.
Thank you. Are you from the west side?
Yep, actually, I am. Oh, you are?
Born and raised?
Yep. Nice. I like that.
Are you into sports?
You look fit.
I mean, stand up for me. Just like, one second.
I mean, I love this nice green. It's okay. I'm not going to bite.
Do a nice turn for me here.
Wow.
Okay, there's no need to look at her entire body.
Is there anything that we can do to help speed up this process? I mean, she is
fit.
Okay.
I think it's been appropriate to see my stepdaughter.
Christine, you look fit, too.
Do you work at a... Okay.
So, there's nothing to be nervous about. You guys are being defensive here.
Christine's being defensive, and...
Arlo's kind of getting a fleshy face here, so are you guys getting anything?
I think that we're in a situation that we need to be in. I think that you
brought us in here wrongfully, and I think that it's time for us to go. Yep,
yep. Nope, so we're not going anywhere yet?
I've just never had to deal with anything illegal before, so I don't
why we're here.
We're fine,
and it's okay.
I love our conversation.
It is a nice day, but the defensiveness and the rosy red cheeks are making me
look almost suspicious.
I'm sorry, can we have water while we sit here? This room is very hot.
Uh, yeah, sure. I have everything.
We have Diet Coke.
I got some sports drinks. Water. You can take it. See that on the shelf there?
Yeah. Yeah, you can have anything you want.
What do I look like, a liquor store here?
I'd love water.
Y 'all were seen doing suspicious
activity.
Specifically us. I thought that you said they looked like us. They looked young.
And I was trying to have my dance, but now you guys are defensive.
So I feel like I'm onto something here. I feel like we're being wrongfully
accused.
Of course you're defensive.
Wow.
Wow.
So we can go back and forth here.
Yeah, you guys do look lovely, I gotta say. For visitors, you guys look
lovely. Absolutely stunning.
So what I'll first do, just though we have it for our fall, is
protocol here. I'll just get some information from you guys.
So, Christine Harlow -Adrett?
Um, one, two, three, Elm Street.
Elm.
Like a nightmare.
And then, uh, Harlow, how about your?
Uh, same address.
Same address? You still live at home?
Yeah. All right.
Makes it easy.
And then, um... Okay, you guys sit tight since I have your names.
I'm going to run a quick check here. Y 'all sit tight.
The door's going to be locked, so don't try anything.
You guys just get comfortable, relax.
I'm going to be right back. You can bring that water back with you. Oh,
yeah, yeah.
Diet?
Sports drink? Anything?
Water. Water,
sorry. Sure.
Listen, I already have a criminal record.
I can't get caught stealing again.
I didn't need a $900 pearl necklace anyway.
I didn't need it. I just didn't bring my credit card in because I didn't want to
buy anything. I was trying to stop myself from buying something.
And there was beautiful.
It's okay, though.
It's beautiful.
I don't have any pearl necklaces. All I have are diamonds.
You know what else is beautiful, too, Mom? Not going to jail.
You know what's beautiful? Your pristine record. It looks beautiful.
Yeah, right.
I'm gonna fuck up mine and we're gonna take the rap part later.
Mom. I don't know what to do.
I can't do that. You can drive my car for like a month, I don't know.
You're having trouble.
You're having trouble. Because it's the morning.
It's the first time. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Okay. Oh my god.
What if we just like tossed across the room or something and we had to do it? I
don't know.
I don't know how it is. I can't get it right.
I'm shaking.
Are you hot? Yeah.
Of course I'm sweating.
It seems
very sleazy.
Yeah.
What?
So, um... So I did some digging
and, um... I'm actually pretty kind of shocked at
what we saw on the video camera.
But, um... Um... Mom?
So we did... We saw you...
Take merchandise from our store, Mom.
I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, you're setting a bad example
for Harlow here.
And what merchandise?
Doesn't she look up to you?
Yeah, of course. Hi.
Yeah, you're, I mean, we have the evidence, so.
What evidence is this?
You took merchandise from our store.
What is merchandise? Do you want me to spell it for you?
If you have to. I need to know what the merchandise is that I'm being accused of
stealing. You can't just say I'm stealing merchandise. I don't even know
merchandise it is. It was a pearl necklace and you caught on camera.
I mean, I don't want to go there because Harlow is sitting next to you.
I was trying to be a little keen on it.
So I was just, you know, going surface level. But now you pushed a button. Yes,
you took a necklace.
I didn't want to say it in front of Harlow.
I didn't take anything. You don't have shopping carts in this little place, and
I was going to purchase it.
I didn't have any words to hold it, so I wasn't going to steal it. I was going
to pay for it.
So then why did you put it in your pocket?
I put it back.
I don't have anything on me. My pockets are clean. I'm telling you right now.
They're empty.
I put it back.
That's not what we saw on the camera.
And Harlow, did you know that your mom here, it's impressive.
She has quite the record.
She's apparently done this before.
Yeah, I did a name search. Yeah, thumbs up.
It's been done already.
And there's nothing I really can do about it. I'm going to have to call the
here. You guys put me in a bad spot.
We don't have to be the police involved.
I mean, I feel bad for Harlow here because he's with you. So I have to call
cops.
And both of your names are going to be on the report.
But I have a clean record.
I haven't done anything ever. She has a clean record.
She's innocent.
Well, this might be her first time. And nothing was shoplifted. Nothing was
stolen. You guys have your merchandise.
She's an accessory to shoplifting. She's with you.
We don't have anything.
And they might get it on aiding.
So... But you have your merchandise. We've returned your merchandise to you.
Actually, I don't have the merchandise because apparently it's still in your
pocket. Not on us. We don't have any merchandise.
When I checked the camera, nothing. We didn't see anything that you put the
necklace back. So you want...
I don't have anything on me. I don't have anything on me.
We can keep going down this
road. I have no problem with it. I have all day.
It's up to you.
If you have to search me, search me. I don't have your product on me.
I have not shoplifted. At least have a little respect for Harlow. I have lots
respect for Harlow.
And I want us to get out of here as quickly as possible. I don't have any
merchandise on me. If you need me, then fine.
All right. Let's do that, then. Let's do it. Okay. So, go ahead.
Stand up, Mom.
Five people don't need me.
All right.
So, you already know the procedure to...
Put her hands up. Yeah. Do the Superman.
Good. So you haven't. How many times have you shoplifted before? You don't
to be an idiot to know how you get perched. Just do it. Let's get this over
with. For all of us, she's never done anything before, so she doesn't know.
She's been through TSA. Let's go. Come on. You're getting your head in this
stuff. So how many times have you shoplifted before? Are you going to lie
that to your friends? Can you talk a little bit with your high heels up?
how many times we're just doing a search now how many times i don't i don't know
you don't remember i have a history that's all you need to know right now i
a history a dating history too okay
okay um you know this
i mean it's cute green is my favorite color but i can't
i can't get So you said you have nothing in your pockets, right? There's nothing
in my pocket. All right.
I'm not feeling anything.
But these jeans, I mean.
So there's nothing in here?
A vagina.
A vagina.
Oh.
That's impressive.
Isn't it, Harlow?
It's hot in here. Oh, it is hot in here. Good.
You're fine.
You know what's impressive is she knows the drill. I don't even have to tell her
to take off the coat.
I don't even have to tell her to put your arms out. She knows the drill. So
have done this already.
Okay.
Relax.
Let's see what we got here.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Okie dokie.
You are warm, actually. What, are you feeling nervous? You feeling guilty?
This room is very hot.
The room is hot?
Yeah.
You sure about that?
Carla doesn't see much. She still has her coat on.
So you do work out.
I don't think that that's necessary.
My workout regimen has nothing to do with why we're here. Okay, good. So go
ahead and take off this brown blouse you have on. Take off my shirt? I can't
search anything with that.
It's a thin, tight shirt. You want me to take it off?
Don't flatter yourself. Yeah, take it off.
Yeah. Hello, this isn't normal, just so that you know.
Oh, so they didn't do a pat -down search last time you were shoplifting?
What did they do, just book you?
And just call county?
I definitely had to strip my clothes down.
You did?
I did not. Oh, you did not?
Okay,
just put your hand in the next game. You are warm.
Someone's nervous.
Someone's feeling guilty.
I mean, it's a necklace. You could have had it in your bra.
No, I put it back.
You put it back?
Yep. I just told you on camera, you did not put it back. It was still on you.
How many times am I going to tell you that?
Clearly, it's not on me right now.
You're a pain in the butt.
Okay, so the top is clear. I mean, I can't really...
No, it's not in here. So I think next your jeans are going to
come off because I don't feel a necklace in here.
No, it's not in there. You've got a handful there. So let's go ahead and
take these jeans off.
Harlow, you're doing fine. I'm sorry.
Sweetie, I'm sorry you have to go through this.
But your mom has a record and she's a bad influence.
And again, I feel embarrassed for her. So I'm sorry that you
have to go. I'm sorry that your mother is putting you through this.
Okay, sweetheart?
I mean, you're putting us through it. I'm sorry.
I know, but she's caught on camera. You could do this one at a time, honestly.
So I'm not going to take all the accountability here.
So you're being a bad...
Role model for Harlow.
That's one way to say it. I mean, look at you now. Look.
It could have been easy. I was going to let you guys go.
So, okay, go ahead. You're fine. You're fine.
Relax. Relax. I mean, you're pretty much half naked, and you said it's not on
you, so just spread your legs open a little bit.
Yeah, you sure are warm, and there's no necklace here either. Okay.
No, it's not in here. Wow, are you getting excited? I'm sweating.
Why are you sweating?
I'm tired.
Or are you just feeling guilty?
You know I asked for water like a hundred times.
You're fine. Nothing's going to happen. If you pass out, then I'll call someone.
All right.
So, um... No, there's nothing.
Okay, okay.
So nothing in that clip.
So are you freaking telling me that you put it in Harlow's pocket?
Are you freaking... Did you go there? Harlow doesn't have anything on him. Did
you go there? Absolutely not.
Yeah, because you have a record, so apparently this one maybe would have
your third strike.
So you're trying to put this on her?
I can't freaking believe you.
So I'm going to have to pat her down now?
What? You're absolutely... You don't have to pat her down. She doesn't have
anything. You said on the thing that you saw that I took something. Well, it's
put back. You don't have to worry about it. Nothing was trashed. Nothing's been
taken from her. Your merchandise is still here.
You know, pristine edge, pristine, pristine.
I can't speak and believe this.
You're half naked. It's not on you. So for you to avoid this charge, you're
diverting it to Harlow.
So now I have to pat her down and, oh my goodness, and then she might have to
take her clothes off.
You don't have to take her clothes off of her. You have a scanner. If you need
to check her, scan her. She doesn't have anything.
Harlow, I'm sorry.
Okay, you sit down.
Sit down.
I've had enough of you.
Harlow, sweetheart, so I'm going to just have to do a pat down. It's protocol
because I didn't find it on your mom.
It was on camera.
With a necklace. And it's not on her now.
So I don't know where it's at. So I'm just going to do a search on you.
All right, so if you just stand up, you'll be fine. You'll be fine.
You're sweet and nice, unlike the bedroom mother.
Can you just take the jean jacket off? I don't want to.
Unlike the bedroom mother.
You could just use a scanner on her. You don't have to.
I'm at a loss of words.
I'm at a loss of words.
Man, I sure hope I don't find anything on Harlow because you're dragging
Harlow into this and this is going to be bad for both of you. I cannot
check it.
So, Harlow, um...
What do you know about this necklace? Relax, sweetie.
What do you know about this necklace? Did your mom give you the necklace?
Do you know anything about it? No, we didn't take any necklace.
No, sweetheart. I mean, you can be honest with me.
So, did she give you the necklace?
Paolo, he's a very sleepy man. You don't have to talk to him.
She didn't give me anything. I'm being a nice man. I'm trying to... Go ahead.
She didn't give me anything.
She didn't give you anything? No. Promise?
Okay, so because I'm going to do a pat -down on you, and I don't want to find
anything on your pants. These are pockets, do they?
No, I guess they don't. Oh, my goodness, they're not pockets, so you might have
to end up taking your pants off.
Oh, my God.
I mean, there's no pockets here, but I'm going to have to get... I don't have
anything on me.
But I have to make sure.
Turn around, please. I'm going to have to make sure. Do they have back pockets?
All right,
you have a search bar. You can go ahead and use that. Oh, thank you.
You want to be my assistant?
Since you have so much just for your job. You have less things for your job
you are.
I'm actually hiring if you want to be my assistant, Christine.
Because, I mean, you have a record.
You have experience.
So, you know, maybe you can show me some tips on how to do.
Pat down.
Okay. I mean, yeah.
You got a mouth on you.
All right, sweetheart, I'm going to have to ask you. I cannot believe this.
I cannot believe Christine is putting you through this.
So, all right, sweetheart.
That's one way to spin it. Oh, my God. If you can go ahead and take it off.
Hello, I'm sorry.
I have to find this necklace. I don't know where it's at.
I'm just hoping you didn't put it on her.
I'm just hoping you didn't put it on her because then that's both of you. Mmm.
Mmm.
Man.
And you think you'd be a good influence.
on Harlow here, but no.
Apparently, you're actually the opposite.
You know, we don't really need to play a shame and blame game. Let's just get
this over with. All right,
let's just get this over with. I'm down for that.
Yeah, let's just get this over with.
Take off your pants.
Shoes can come off too.
Yeah, let's get this over with. All right.
All right.
Okay.
Pretty suggested it.
Since she knows better than I, no problem. Yeah, let's get it over with.
Okay. And in the pants too, yes.
I'll put these.
Oh, no necklace.
Still no necklace.
No necklace.
You guys are naked almost.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
All right.
So these have no front pockets, back pockets.
Still nothing. We're still in the clear.
I mean, now you have me doing this to Harlow.
I don't know. I think you can take accountability for your inaction.
Me? Oh, I'm the thief now.
I have to take accountability. Did you hear that?
No, I think that you're right. The sleazeball who's using this as an
opportunity. I'm not the shoplifter here.
All right, so go ahead and turn around for me.
You're fine.
You're fine. Don't be nervous.
So... I mean, it's a necklace. You guys could have
stuck it anywhere, right?
I'm still not seeing anything.
Okay, now go ahead and take this.
Your bra is a little thick right here, so go ahead and just take this top off.
You're fine. You want to take her bra off? Yes.
Because a necklace would be hiding in the bra. Yes, it's a thick bra.
It doesn't have to come off.
You have a third thing. All right, actually, you know what? Let's do this
I'm going to call county. I'm going to call the sheriff.
I don't want to deal with this anymore. You're a pain in my butt.
Oh, you haven't found anything.
They'll deal with both of you.
They'll search both of you. Again?
At county, yes, again.
I don't want to deal with you guys. You're a pain in the butt, in my butt.
And I don't want to deal with you anymore.
No,
don't call.
You don't have to call.
I'm sure there's something we can do to work this out.
How can we solve this?
Let's solution find.
I've been trying to get rid of y 'all, and now you're not even letting me do
that.
All right, Harlow, peace.
Let's continue on, because I want to get this over with.
Stand back up.
Go ahead and take your top off. Your mom doesn't want me to call county, no
problem. Go ahead and just take your top off.
So the next thing I'm gonna do since you guys don't want me to
call the sheriff I'm gonna do a cavity search
Yes, this is where this is going. I mean, I have to.
So I'm going to go ahead and just take this off. Just relax.
The pain in the butt will have to do it.
All right.
So I know it's in this room somewhere, and I'm going to find it.
There's no necklace here.
I'm going to find it.
I don't know what game you guys played.
What you guys are doing.
So do you guys want to tell me now?
Or am I going to have to do a cavity on your mom?
Huh?
I don't have anything for you at this point.
No, you tell me I'm going to have to do a cavity on you.
No, you don't need to do that.
Okay. Your merchandise is out on your floor. You're fine. You're fine.
All right, Christine.
Go ahead. You didn't want me to call the cops. So go ahead. Come on. Come up
here.
Come up here.
First, you're gonna take this bra off.
Alright.
Still no necklace.
Still no necklace and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
I sure am.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
Just bend over, relax, relax.
So
where
is this necklace?
Not in my vagina.
I said it's not in my vagina. Then where is it?
Harlow doesn't have it.
It's in the store somewhere.
It's in the store somewhere.
It's back where it belongs.
I mean, you guys are both naked now.
You got to just tell me that we came this far.
So what? You guys are both naked? I have to get to the bottom of this.
Oh yeah, you're a bad role model.
So what?
You took the necklace. It's on camera.
So you're still not going to say anything? You're still not going to say
anything then?
There's nothing to say. I said all that I have to say.
Is it in my office or somewhere?
Did you guys do a quick...
Did you throw her anywhere in here?
Are you guys going to confess or do I have to... Because if I find this thing,
it's going to be bad. I'm telling you.
Because then I'm going to call the cops anyway.
But your merchandise is not on us.
Harlow, do you know anything?
No, I don't.
No, you don't.
So you guys don't know anything and you guys are not going to...
confess, and you guys are naked in the office.
So, um, this is your last chance.
I'm going to level with y 'all.
Are you guys going to tell me what you guys did with the necklace?
Or am I going to have to find it myself?
Still the silence.
I've said all that. All right, fine.
So, Harlow, go ahead and have a seat here.
All right.
Okay,
Mom. Come on.
Go ahead and sit here.
I sit on your lap?
Yes.
You've been far worse.
So, um, you guys think we're
stupid here?
We have a camera in this office. When I was out, I know exactly where the
necklace is.
You guys, do you really think we're that dumb?
We have a camera in this office.
So if you knew where this necklace was the whole time, what was this about?
To see if you guys would confess.
A full rope fest?
Get a lesser charge. But no, you didn't confess. And now, this
is worse.
They have a merchandise.
We didn't stop with anything.
You guys are on camera. We saw what happened in this office.
You still tried to conceal it. I mean, shoot.
It can't get any freaking worse than that.
You're putting me in a tough spot.
And what's worse is Harlow's in on this too. You dragged her in on this.
You knew the necklace was there the whole time, but yet you insisted on
my daughter. You could have confessed.
So now, Harlow is in on this.
You drug her into this.
Why would you do that?
So, since you are still consuming it, I found it. I'm going to go ahead and call
the sheriff's department.
You don't have to call anything. Look, you got a full... Okay, enough.
Enough. Formal report.
And you guys will be arrested and taken care of. What do you want? Nobody needs
to be arrested.
Can we solve this another way?
What do you want me to do?
Solve it another way?
You got a full -blown growth test.
Yeah, and you guys are naked. Knowing damn well that the necklace was over
there.
Well, what other way do you want to solve this?
Without the cops.
I say you have your merchandise and put our clothes on and be on our way.
Oh, it's not going to be that easy because they already saw you guys that
I brought you into this office. They're going to say, oh, well, what happened? I
can't just.
What am I going to do with the necklace? It's here.
I can't just show.
Thank you.
I can't do that.
And then I'm going to be an accessory to y 'all.
Oh, so you're trying to say that something punitive has to happen, that
some sort of punishment? Is that what you're trying to say right now? You have
your merchandise. Tit for tat. We're done.
And I know. I'm going to call the sheriff.
We have to finish this report, and you guys have to get arrested, because this
is not your first time doing this.
But nothing... Exactly.
Well, you're going to ruin her pristine record over here? Perfect.
You did that, Miss Pristine.
Not me.
I'm so back on it, Mom.
It's very good.
So, um... There is another way.
Since you guys are, I mean, already naked here, I'm going to have
to write this report and call the sheriff.
But there might be something where I may be able to just make all this go away.
Great. I'd love to hear it.
Okay, so go ahead and just stand here.
Both you guys, where you guys were.
You're still warm.
Feeling guilty. You are guilty.
So the other way is, I mean, you guys are naked already.
I mean, you guys are young. You guys are fit.
I mean, the only other way is going to be if, you know, we just have a little
fun in my office here.
Fun.
Yeah, it's fun.
You know, you guys are naked.
We're all young.
There's something else we can do?
Fun? What do you mean by fun? We're going to play tic -tac -toe?
No, we're not going to play tic -tac -toe, and we ain't going to drink water
either.
You know, we'll just get a little close to each other.
You guys might start liking it.
Is that a hard one that I feel?
No. Are you getting turned on by this?
Not yet. You're going to help me get the hard on.
That was actually my point.
So you two are going to help me get there, help me get the hard on.
And then we'll see where it goes from there.
Yeah, you guys will help me get hard. We'll just go easy.
And then, you know, we'll just go from there.
I think that this is what's illegal.
Says the serial shoplifter here. I was holding it in my pocket for a minute.
This is your third strike.
Oh, my God.
Fuck. I don't know why I'm dealing with you.
Oh, my God. Okay, we've already established that we're going to go a
route. Pain in the butt.
I can say the same about you.
But I need both of you guys to be on board here.
I mean, you know, it's not going to be like, oh, when is this going to be over?
I mean, I want you guys, we'll go slow. I mean, and we'll just see what happens.
Hello.
Hello. I can't cheat on your dad.
I mean, he's a good boy.
What? I can't. You're young.
Just pretend it's your boyfriend or something. I can't do that.
You only can come faster than I will. You're young.
So what do you guys think? Are we
on board? We'll just go step by step.
And then we'll just see how it goes.
And then I'll go ahead and take care of that necklace and all that crap that you
guys put me through right here.
All the crap we put you through.
All right.
What do you want to do first?
So what we can do first is, um, I was thinking
about, so you guys get, get, get that
up on your knees, because I got to get hard first, right? So you guys just, you
know, go, go, go down and just, if you can start, yeah, just.
Stroke it down there. And hold it. Don't be shy.
Yeah.
Start stroking it.
And then we'll just go from there.
You know, help me get hard here.
That's good. It feels good.
You guys are both nice and warm.
Yeah. Just start rubbing it in. Good.
Okay, so now I'm going to unzip it, and then, Christine, since you have the
record, go ahead and give me your hand, and you can just take it out.
Oh, God, it's so hairy. Be careful. Be careful there. Oh, my God, it's so
So, yeah.
And how long you can keep, you know, stroking?
Yeah, it's just, yeah, down there, yeah.
There you go.
There you go.
And now, how long, you can, you can try, and then...
You know,
you can... There you go.
Yes.
I mean, Harlow looks a little uncomfortable.
Harlow, let's try this. How about you put your... Come here. Yeah, Harlow, how
about you put this arm on Mom's boob here so she doesn't feel left out.
I don't feel left out?
Yeah, just something you can do.
You can go. You can go ahead.
Don't be shy.
It's going to be fine.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah. And I'll put my hand on mom's through her ear.
Perfect. Yeah. Keep going. Keep going.
All right, mom. And then you can go down a little bit. Now both of you guys can
step. They can do that.
One more time. Yeah.
Okay. See? We're doing fine. We're doing fine.
Yeah. better than excellent.
Yeah, and then look at me a little bit too, so I can see your eyes and your
pretty face too.
Yeah, how does it look to your face? Yeah.
Yeah, there you go. Keep going like that.
Perfect.
How does it look to your face? Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, perfect. Looks good.
Keep going like that. You guys doing great.
Good. All right.
See, it wasn't that bad.
Right? Are we done?
No, we're just going back slowly, you know?
I want you guys... Hey, if you guys aren't going to enjoy this, I can just
call... County, and then they'll deal with you.
No, we don't need to. I want you guys to enjoy this.
We are enjoying it. And we're having so much fun.
Doesn't seem like it.
That's better.
So let's just go ahead and continue. Yeah, just like that. Go ahead and
continue. Perfect.
Yeah, remember, I want you to enjoy this.
There you go.
I was getting wet. I think she's enjoying it.
How about you, Molly?
Yeah,
there you go.
Oh,
much better.
Yeah, keep going, keep going, keep going.
You're better.
Oh, nice.
She sure is.
Oh, yeah.
So, I'm going to be hugging you?
Of course. Of course. Okay, good.
Good. Thank you.
That was such a good job there.
Yeah.
Nice.
Sit together nice and right there.
So let's do this. Mom, sit on the table there.
Sit on it? Yeah, just sit on the table.
Put your legs right like that.
I'm going to go ahead and stand up.
So I want you to start, you know, playing with Christine's boobs there.
And you're nice and moist here.
I'll try something different.
How does that feel? Start.
There you
go.
You're okay, dude. You're okay.
It'll be over soon. It'll be over soon.
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mom. Start playing with your mom.
Okay.
So she has fun, too.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
My daughter doesn't have to do this. This is insane.
God.
Put your hands on your boobs. Yeah, don't leave them on.
Oh, you're doing so well.
Nice and wet.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Oh, Harlan's so wet.
Is your mom getting wet?
Yeah?
You could quit so she doesn't get so wet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what she's doing.
Good.
How does it feel now?
I'm ready to get this over with. Are you?
Already? You don't want to have something in front of someone?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Come on, Mom.
You go around. Let's see.
Go around?
Yeah, you stay here. You stay here. You're fine.
We're going to try and get everybody into the mix.
Put this down.
See if you can sit on your
mom's... Please get up on my desk.
And we want everybody to have fun. And then shrink your leg up so your mom
can... Yeah.
What?
You want me to lick my daughter's vagina?
Yes, we're all going to have fun. It's a group effort.
Fun. Yes.
Perfect.
Oh, it's looking so good. Okay.
Perfect.
Oh, you guys are doing so good.
Your mom is listening right here.
You're doing so well, Mom.
have to lick her? Yes.
What do you get out of that?
It's a team effort. You can't leave her.
You want to come sit here so Mom can... There you
go.
Is it doing great?
Is it doing great?
Just go slow.
I can't wait to be done.
I'm trying to get more.
I'm not saying you guys enjoy it more. We're having a great time. It's fun.
Yeah? It's fun. Okay, good. Start enjoying it more.
Start enjoying it more. There you go.
Good.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Hey, Mom, how do you like it?
Yeah, on your back, yeah. I want you to turn around like this. Yeah.
Yeah.
Mom, come down here.
Come down here so we can... Yeah, like that. I want you to put my cock in her
pussy. Yeah.
Yeah, just like that. Yeah. Oh,
yeah, Mom.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, hold my cock. Hold my cock. Yeah.
Hold my cock like that. Yeah.
Yes, Mom, yes. Mm -hmm. How do I do it?
being so good. Thank you so much. You're taking it so well. I love you. Yeah.
Yeah.
Carla, you're such a good girl.
disappear.
And then you guys can get dressed.
I'll bring you guys some water and then, yeah, you guys can just go ahead and
get on out.
And I'll just go about our own way.
Great. Alright, so I'm glad we had a good agreement here.
And I hope you guys enjoyed it.
Yeah, we did.
Okay.
Okay, good. So then... We can get our clothes back on now.
Yeah, you guys can start getting transit.
Remember, not one word to tap.
Let's get out of here.
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