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Hey, dinner time! How long are you going to be in the bath?

Did you hear me?

Man, she always makes me do all the housework...

It wouldn't kill her to help me a little.

Man, I clean, but then she makes a mess.

She should try acting like a girl more instead of reading stuff like this.

What?

Who is this idiot? There's a doorbell, you know...

Yeah, yeah, I'm going to open it now.

You're...

Loveliness, until the pair's feelings are fulfilled to the sky.

Until then, I want to hold him!

KANOKON

You passed by me flowing with a reminiscent scent...

...as the angel's arrow went slowly through the heart.

I long for him. I'm attracted to him.

Even if every day is like a survival game...

...If I'm with you, I can get through this...

Reach the sky, flaring feelings of the pair!

The large flame is the symbol of love.

Even if you're a little helpless, I'll protect you.

Until then, I want to hold him!

WANT TO SAVOR IT?

Kota.

Kota.

Kota, do you hear me?

Hey, wake up, Kota.

Good morning, Kota.

You snuck in again?

What? You're not happy to see me in the morning?

H-How can I help you?

Breakfast is ready. Please get up now, honey.

Could you be moved beyond words? You're moved, aren't you?

O-Of course...

Are you happy?

I-In a way...

Yes! A girl's homemade breakfast really boosts the likability score!

What's the matter?

No, it's nothing.

Have it while it's still warm.

R-Right, thank you for the food.

So? Is it good?

Sorry, I messed up with the amount of salt...

Well, that was pretty unique... First it seemed salty, then it was sweet...

I mixed up the salt and sugar.

No no no!

It was a surprise! New and eccentric!

It's okay. You don't have to console me...

What happened to you there?

It's nothing...

It's not nothing!

Your hands are usually so smooth and pretty...

Well...

It's because I'm not a good cook.

So I accidentally cut, burn, and fry my f-fingers...

That makes me happy...

You have all those scars for my sake...

Your feelings make me very happy, Chizuru.

Thank you. You're so kind, Kota.

W-Well, if we don't hurry up, we'll be late for school.

Come on, Chizuru. Hurry.

Oh, I'm late. I'm late. I'm late.

Ow...

What are you staring at?

You perv.

No!

Miss Ezomori?

Sh-Sh-She couldn't be trying to...

Huh? You're that guy from earlier...

So we're in the same class. What an unexpected meeting.

I never thought we'd be sitting next to each other.

Smile.

U-Um...

Miss Ezomori?

Flagged perfectly as a transfer-student.

But doing that after it's been so long since she transferred...

When she's that blunt, I don't even feel like yelling at them.

Hey, what are you stirring up?

Oh, no. We're not in that type of relationship...

Don't get the wrong idea.

Nicely done. Now her mistaken as the girlfriend flag gets activated.

Double damage to the King of Eros.

So what'll he do?

It's straight out of the textbook. Like watching courtship examples.

My head hurts.

To think that you mistook us... do we look like a couple?

U-Um, I don't know what's going on.

I-1 was right.

You read that magazine too, didn't you?

I never thought she would actually go this far.

Minamoto, did you do something?

Not really.

I just told her what magazines Chizuru was reading.

She was reading love-advice mags instead of doing housework...

...but to think someone else would actually put it into action.

So it was your doing, huh?

So Brazilian coffee beans have gone up in price, huh?

That's a buy.

Mr. Kumada.

Live

It's lunchtime, and it's time for the second round. Live! King of Eros Reward Lunch Competition

This fight has already claimed one victim, and it's really heating up! Live! King of Eros Reward Lunch Competition

Already a victim

Kota, eat up.

Kota, eat it.

It's the promised homemade-lunch attack! The King of Eros has his back against the wall!

Whichever he chooses, there'll be hell to pay, right?

Kota.

Kota.

Yes, no matter which he eats first, he's dead!

I guess it's no use...

Since I'm a bad cook...

You don't have to force yourself.

It's not that...

Kota, I worked really hard to make this.

The King of Eros has been cornered!

Both of them are attacking by using a woman's best weapons.

Effective.

Akane, any comment as our guest?

Filthy.

H-How should I...

What do I...

Thank you for the food!

Kota?

Self-destruction!

Kota Oyamada, the King of Eros, has self-destructed!

G-Get a stretcher!

Kota, hang on!

Kota!

Guidance Counselor Office

You raise a ruckus every time... How can you not have had enough?

It's because of the flat-chested wolf...

It's fatty-meat fox's fault.

What was that?

If you make any more trouble for this school...

...we'll have to take certain punitive measures.

Excuse me.

What is it, Kumada? I didn't call you here.

With all this commotion, I can't decide on lunch.

You guys, we shouldn't be too close or too far from humans at all times.

You haven't forgotten the law, have you?

There are some who look down on those who don't follow the laws.

Watch yourselves.

Hey, I won't let you stir up any trouble.

I'm not going to do anything. Not me.

Both of you are fine now.

Miss Sahara, your medicine works so well.

Of course! It's a secret medicine thought to be miraculously potent...

...since the Heian era.

Kota!

Chizuru?

Kota, are you okay?

You're not worried about your kid brother?

Do you need more medicine?

Yeah.

I really was worried.

Kota, you push yourself too much.

I'm sorry.

So...

Which one was more delicious?

My lunch or Chizuru's.

Let us hear it straight out. Okay?

Um... well...

First of all, there's no way to compare rice and bread.

I see.

Then...

You just have to be able to compare them, right?

Kanokon

How is it, Kota?

I took on the challenge of creating a new flavor.

I challenged myself, too.

There's shrimp pilaf inside this.

Hot dog, pike version.

Live! King of Eros Reward Lunch Competition 2

Well, Kota, go ahead.

Kota, say, Thank you for the food.

H-Here I go!

Shrimp! Pike!

Shrimp, shrimp, pike, pike, pike, shrimp, pike, shrimp, pike, shrimp, pike!

Kota!

Kota!

Maybe it's the ingredients, after all...

Look, if you really care about Kota, maybe you should stop now...

If you go on like this, I swear, he could die!

Whose fault is it that it's ended up like this?

If you hadn't meddled with that flat-chested wolf...

Th-That's because you made me do all the housework, while you...

Stop yapping and go get those ingredients right away!

This is...

The shops are closed already.

And no way will I find this at the convenience store...

Then you should go catch it yourself. By tomorrow morning.

Y-You're kidding...

Hey, you...are you rebelling against me?

I'm off!

This is high-grade sea bream from Akashi.

From Akashi

Freshly caught this morning!

Kota, look at mine, too.

Echizen crab. I went to Niigata.

From Niigata

Kota?

Thought so. Live! King of Eros Reward Lunch Competition 3

That isn't edible. Live! King of Eros Reward Lunch Competition 3

Home Economics Room

What you always need is friends.

Not having taste testers was an issue.

This time it's Chinese food.

Mapo tofu with heaps of spices.

It's yummy!

I think.

I don't get it.

You guys want some, too?

Yeah.

So good.

It's been a while since we had a feast like this.

What am I gonna do?

What's gotten into Chizuru?

She's totally in rampage mode.

When she's like that, she won't listen no matter what I say.

The only thing that can stop hers...

But it's not like Chizuru has any bad intentions...

That's not the problem!

Kota!

Look! Look!

It's a new creation of mine. Instant-death mapo inari sushi.

Live King of Eros Reward Lunch Competition 6

Oyamada, do something about this!

That's easy for you to say...

I'm not kidding - it'll kill you.

It's your fault for not being clear.

Why?

Because you force yourself to eat it instead of telling her it sucks...

...her creations keep getting more and more bizarre.

If she really is important to you, then you have to scold her.

Real kindness means telling the truth, even if you know...

...that it'll hurt her temporarily.

Do that, and the other person can move on in a better direction.

Oyamada, you're a hypocrite!

Nyah, nyah.

Hypocrite, hypocrite!

What did you want to discuss? There's no one around...

Y-Yes, for just a bit...

Could it be what I think it is?

Um, it's about the lunches...

Um, the truth is...

I won't let you get away with breaking the laws.

What are you going to do?

Chizuru!

This is it.

What?

Kota!

Kota, are you okay?

How could you... How could you do this to him?

Wait!

That was an accident! It's not my fault...

Don't make excuses!

Don't tell me he's hurt...

If I hurt a human, I'm in trouble.

Oh, yes, you did! Totally!

Here

I'm in d-deep trouble...

Take responsibility.

R-Responsibility...

We're sorry! We're sorry! We'll do anything we can!

Anything, huh?

Are you ready?

Um, I'm embarrassed.

Stop complaining and start excreting that cure-all, toad oil!

I'm a frog, not a toad.

Same difference!

You don't want that weasel expelled, do you?

Right, I'l do my best!

That's right. Keep it up.

U-Um, what are you about to do?

Medical treatment, of course.

Kota, I'm going to help you right now.

U-Um, wasn't it just his cheek that got hurt?

Don't sweat the details!

What are you doing here?

I followed Kota's scent.

Why don't you butt out?

I'm going to treat Kota, too.

H-Hey!

I won't let you beat me!

Mochi...

Slimy mochi?

Freshly pounded, slippery...

W-W-What are you doing?

Making you feel better.

I'm the one doing that.

P-Please stop...

Your foot is in the way!

Your foot is in the way! Yours is.

Yours is!

Yours is! Yours.

Go away! Jeez...

You're in the way.

You're in the way. You're...

Kota, you're better now.

Kota!

Here's your lunch. Today, it's curry and inari sushi!

Kota, mine is boiled locust dogs.

Kota!

Kota, mine, please.

Please have mine.

Here, Kota. Open wide.

Jeez, I've had it up to here with you!

Ch-Chizuru!

You're always getting in my way! I can't take it anymore!

Be prepared, flat-chested wolf.

Wh-What are you doing, Chizuru?

Let go of me, Kota! I can't hold back any longer!

Let me go!

You can't!

If she really is important to you, then you have to scold her.

Chizuru!

I-If you don't cut it out, I'm seriously going to be angry!

Kota...

Kota...

Kota, you...

Kota, you...

Ch-Chizuru?

Don't just stand there. Run after her!

Right!

Chizuru!

Chizuru!

Chizuru!

Chizuru?

It made me happy...

The fact that you yelled at me...

How you actually ran after me...

It made me really... really happy.

Could those have been crocodile tears before?

Now then, I wonder just how you're going to punish me?

Punish you?

I'm a bad girl. I did something bad, SO you're going to scold me, right?

U-Um...

If that's the case, you have to punish me.

What kind of punishment am I going to get?

Listen... Anything will do, even if you hurt me or embarrass me...

U-Um, uh...

Do what you want with me.

T-Then... a spanking.

What are you doing?

If you're going to spank me, I have to expose the part you'll be spanking.

Th-That's...not necessary!

No!

No no...

Then it won't be a punishment.

You have to enjoy the pain raw.

Raw?

Come on, hurry.

B-But...

Kota, you're teasing me... So you're being mean by doing that, huh?

I-It's not like that...

It's... It's not...

If you don't hurry, someone's going to come.

I beg you... Punish me...

Hurry! Someone's going to come!

That's fine.

More.

More.

You tricked me again, didn't you? I swear!

Come on, Kota. This bad girl needs more punishment!

Please?

That's it, Kota!

A bright, blue sky with not even one cloud.

I tell you my feelings again today.

You're blushing, the first step on the stairway.

You calm down when you feel the warmth from my hand.

It's fine... No one's here.

Believe me... Just look at me.

Our emotions overlap as the fire starts.

How we met in this big world...

...IS because we're connected with the red string of fate.

It's just the two of us from here and from now on too.

Let's stay this way just a little more, just a little more.

Every time we touch, my heart is pounding.

I'm thinking about you more fiercely than anyone else.

I want you so much that I feel like I'll melt away.

Kota, just straddle me quickly.

Even if I move my hips all around, don't fall off, okay?

I call this rodeo foreplay!

Gosh, you're so good.

Good cowboy! Can't Take It Off?