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I'd like to introduce you to a very

special guest.

Oh girl, now I know why I keep

you all in my head Really?

Just because you like the way that we

please you?

Oh honey, that was supposed to be a

compliment You girls are the only ones that

make me feel this good Not even Renfield?

Now that's something different Renfield brings a different

kind of skill set Yes, I've seen his

skill set It's quite impressive It's huge Yes,

it is Isn't it?

Ashley is definitely in there Are you sure?

I see with my own eyes Along with

two hotties And a smoking hot babe Well,

why would I doubt you?

You've been staring in that window for an

hour Well, it's steamy in there And yeah,

that's what I've been doing You're a jerk

Come here They may be horny Stop, stop,

they're gonna hear us So I'll put my

hand over your mouth while we do it

Haven't you ever fantasized about that?

You're a sicko Sicko?

For God's sake, Mina I'm your husband Well,

you know what?

Your timing really sucks I thought we came

here to hunt vampires And to collect on

this million dollar reward for Ashley We did

But I thought, you know, we can have

a little fun You mean sex Exactly Whatever,

forget it So what are we gonna do

now?

I guess we just stick to the plan

We're both masseuses, making house calls But nobody

called us Don't worry, let me do all

the talking What if they ask us for

our massage license or something?

Massage license?

Uh-huh Mina, where do you come up

with this stuff?

I don't know But I do know I

have a bad feeling about this What do

I know?

I'm just a sicko Don't forget, baby I

trust lunch was to your liking, Melanie It

was delicious, Renfield As usual I was actually

hoping that we could have dessert Up by

the pool But I didn't make any dessert

Oh Dessert But of course Oh

Plato's retreat?

I don't know, but I think we should

check it out I bet you do For

the sake of the reward God, Mina Sometimes

you have such a dirty mind Right, I

do I see that

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh Are

you there, man?

It's Harker I've located Ashley What?

We've located Ashley Here Are you positive?

I just watched her having s...

I mean, she's in the mansion Along with

two nymphs And some other woman who was

smokin' hot.

Miss Dracula?

It couldn't be.

It's like one o'clock in the afternoon.

Think again, Einstein.

Her manservant, Renfield, he's come up with some

potion that allows him to exist in daylight.

Maybe even stronger, too.

Don't you do your due diligence?

My due what?

Never mind.

That potion, does it look like cola?

All I know is that it's dark.

Then it was Miss Dracula.

I saw her drink it.

Well, I guess we have to come up

with a plan B.

Use plan Z for all I care.

The deal's still the same.

No money until Ashley's in my hands.

I know the deal, Van Helsing.

It's a weird name, by the way.

Van Helsing.

It's a nickname.

Is it really?

No.

Are we done here?

Yeah, sure.

Don't call again until you have Ashley.

Come on.

She's here.

She's here.

Good.

Well, what's up?

Van Helsing's kind of a dick.

That's not what I meant.

Is he still going to pay a million

dollars for this chick?

Let me do all the talking.

Oh, I may have to sleep with Miss

Dracula in order to free Ashley.

Well, try to keep it in your pants,

champ.

May I help you?

Let you do all the talking.

Well, hello there, gorgeous.

Hi.

Where the masseuse is?

Please, tell me more.

Oh, boy.

You're even hotter up close.

What?

Excuse me?

Oh, oh.

Um, nothing.

Um...

The reason we're here.

Right.

The reason we're here.

Well, you see...

Who is it, Renfield?

It's just some masseuses, madame.

Tell them to go away.

I feel like I just wrestled an octopus.

I may need to sleep with him to

free Ashley.

Yeah, whatever.

Stress is a part of everyday life.

That's why it's our goal to...

Just leave your table.

You won't need it.

But, madame, I thought you didn't enjoy the

company of men.

Now, Renfield, that's not entirely true.

You should know that.

You should be able to show Mona to

a thing or two.

It's Mina.

And I only want to be shown one

thing.

She'll be in good hands, sir.

Yeah, I'm in good hands.

For sure.

Make yourself comfortable, Sexy.

Oh, right.

That means, take your clothes off if you're

one of the stupid ones.

Oh, right.

Well, easy.

It's not that hard.

Shut up and kiss me.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, oh.

There is no way you're going to make

that shot, Not in a million years.

You wanna bet?

What will you give me?

Um, I'll let you spank me.

It's a bet.

Get ready to get spanked, Carly.

And if you miss it, you can't sleep

with Renfield for a whole week.

Oh, it's a bet.