Original subtitles

Across thousands of nights... Existing for all eternity...

The beloved immortal homeland.

The moment a knock is heard upon the gates of Heaven...

...a new adventure will begin.

When a mysterious meeting occurs...

...the black silence will be broken.

The gateway to the alternative world of El-Hazard...

...is opening once again.

For over one hundred billion long nights in the wasteland... haruka senoku kouya no yoru wo koete

...I'll look for the paradise hidden deep within your eyes. kimi no hitomi no kanata ni aru rakuen wo sagasou

Love is the final magic that everyone can use. ai wa daremo ga tsukaeru saigo no mahou

Even the sadness that freezes your heart... mune wo kourasu kanashimi sae

...can be melted by the slightest fever. binetsu ni tokeru ima

Now's the time to take off. tobitatsu no sa

I'm flying to your love.

Within these steel walls, I find... tetsu no kabe ni mieru no wa

... the curtain which may be hiding the door. tobira wo kakusu kaaten kamo shirenai

This place is a city of illusion. koko wa mayakashi no machi

The most important thing is not to be afraid. taisetsu na no wa osorenai koto

To be in love... koi suru

...for real. riaru

When the 13th month arrives, you'll see. juusangatsu ni wa kitto

As the colors change... irodzuku

...surreal. shuuru

A world without tears will be born! namida no nai sekai ga umareru

Cut through the wind of a time warped by lies. uso ni yuganda jidai no kaze wo saite

Embrace the brightness within you... kimi no kagayaki to kienu itami

...and your indelible pain and fly. dakishimete habataku

Dreams are invisible wings that everyone has. yume wa daremo ga motteru mienai tsubasa

If you spread your heart to the ends of this dimension, kokoro hirogetara jigen no hate

you'll jump into a parallel future. parareru na mirai e tobikomu no sa

I'm flying to your love.

Oh, be quiet!!

What? You spotted someone?

Fourth Night

The Sweet, White Trap Closes In

I-It's her...

...the woman who was inside of Makoto Mizuhara's room.

The great priestess of violence!

What...

...is she doing here?

This weather does not faze me!

Katsuo... Don't you feel the cold?

Damn, you're a lucky bugger...

Incredible...

One step to oblivion...

Setting that aside, I must gather my thoughts.

I know for certain that he stores strange devices in his room...

...then, this woman came along...

...and, a weird old man appeared...

I have it!

The old man!

We must locate the device from whence the old man appeared!

Katsuo! That device may possess some sort of terrific power!

Where could it be?

Where am I?

It's freezing!

Them!

Ow!

Now I know why I felt so uncomfortable...

I was sleeping on top of this.

Find it! We must find it!!

Yes... Finding that device...

...will be my first step towards a new reign!

Hey, you!

Buzz off! I'm busy!

I want to ask you something...

W-What do you want?

How the hell did I get here?

Doesn't she know anything either?!

That's it!!

Huh?

What?

Oh?!

Oh! Oh! Oh?!

What the hell are you doing?

Um, well!

Basically...

Figuratively speaking... We were all involved in an accident.

An accident?

Yes, indeed. A most unfortunate accident.

Someone set out a trap to capture us honest folk, and...

You're not what I'd call honest!

Ow...

Y-yeah, good point...

...you bitch.

At any rate, I'm going home!

Give me directions!!

D-Directions?

Hm, well...

I think it's...

...that way!

That way, huh?

Okay, bye! Don't think of doing anything stupid again!

Now's our chance!

Oh, yeah!

I almost forgot.

That gizmo is important to Makoto.

Crap! This is heavy!

Er... Thanks.

You!

Ouch!

Why, that little!!!

Hey! Where in the hell is this place?!

W-Wait!

What kind of weird place have you taken me to?!

You better explain!!

Y-You're choking me!

Katsuo!

H-Hey! Don't pull!

Now I remember!

You two were sneaking around Makoto's room, weren't you?!

I... I'm dying...

This woman is unbelievable...

Don't you remember anything?!

Come to think of it...

...a totally weird old man did pop out of that device...

And you're the only ones who could be behind it!

H... Hold on there!

D... Damn!

She always comes to the same conclusion!

Well now, would you like seconds?!

Y-You win!

L... Let's stop and talk this over! We can straighten this out!

In short...

...this is not El-Hazard.

How's that again?

It's fine, shut up.

W-What do you mean by that?!

We are, we are... Uh...

That's it!

We were sent to an alternate dimension!

Don't give me none of your crap!

Katsuo! At least make an effort to protect me!

Do something about it, right now!

'Cause, if you don't...

All right!

Let's cut a deal!

A deal?

You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours.

Come again?

I would be willing to tell you how to get back.

Like hell...

...I'm going to deal with you!

Don't mess with me!!

Hey, Alielle. What was that?

Maybe it was a volcano. Who cares?

Hey.

Stay closer to me.

Do you want me to freeze to death?

No, Mistress Fatora!

Mistress Fatora, what do you suppose happened to us?

Alielle...

Could that be Sister Shayla?!

Ow, dammit...

Maybe I overdid it a little...

Where am I now?

So that's why it's so warm in here...

Makoto's device!

Hey, you!

Give that back!!

I got it, I got it!

Well done, Katsuo!

Y... You sneaky little!

Now that I have this machine, I have no further use for you!

Adieu!

Hey, get back here!

Lousy thieves!!

Now, Katsuo!!

Excellent!!

Go! Forward! Control! Dominate!!

Crap!

Whoa, Katsuo!!

Reverse, reverse, reverse!!!

What?!

Prepare to eat flame!

W-What is this?

W... What the heck?!

My, my...

Hey... Aren't they supposed to be on your side?

Hmm... They are definitely of an insect tribe.

Hey, Katsuo. Do you know these guys?

Well, I'll be. I think they've taken a liking to your big bug.

H-Hey, Katsuo... Don't tell me...

I see! You can understand their speech?

I am the ruler of all El-Hazard, including the Bugrom Empire!

Take me to your leader!

Translate.

So, we are getting through to them!

All right, take me there!

What's this? You're not getting through to them at all.

Katsuo! Did you translate my words properly?!

I guess bugs are just bugs.

Just try it!

You want a piece of me?!

T-That's it! Take her!!

Look here, you...

My favorite outfit!

Yes, yes! Wonderful!!

K-Katsuo! W-What's the deal with them?

What? You can't make sense of them anymore?!

But aren't they your relatives?!

Simpleton! Tell me these things sooner!!

H-Hey, do something, Katsuo!

Tell them I would taste awful!

Don't even think of pushing your luck with me, bumble-butts!!

What?!

Go find someone else to annoy!

N... Now what are they up to?!

W-What?!

Shit! You jerks!

W-What?!

This won't hold me!

Ow, ow, ow!!

What is the meaning of all this?

Provisions?

Could it be? The little darlings!

Hey! Lemme out of here!

Hey, that means you!

I see! Yes, I thought as much.

These insects are now under my command!

Damn you!

W-What?!

If you could only see yourself! Yes, continue to glow like a lantern.

Back to things of importance...

...they have a splendid force of fighting power...

...neither better nor worse than that of the Bugrom...

...however!

Katsuo! Why are you in a loftier position than myself?!

Hey, scum bait!

Aren't you at all ashamed to ally yourself with bugs?!

Coward! Stupid jerk!!

Scream all you want!

You'll be feeding these guys soon enough anyway!

Say what?!

Oh, food?

That's right, I haven't eaten a thing since I arrived in this world.

Delicious!

Damn...

...that looks good. I haven't had anything to eat, either...

That will do.

Tell them I do not need anymore!

I can't eat another bite, I tell you!

What's going on here?

Hey, knock it off!

What are these guys plotting?!

Could it be?

What's that?

They are going to feed and feed us, and make us good and fat...

...and then?

Imbecile! Don't make jokes that might have a place in reality!

I see! So, you're the ones who are gonna be bug food!

Y-You dog! Think about your own pitiful plight before mocking others!

You are a prisoner!

Yup, I sure am.

Still, isn't that also what you are?

Katsuo! Did you translate my words properly?!

Did you tell them I am the ruler of Bugrom?!

I will have to be extremely careful...

H... Hey...

H-Hey!! What're you doing?!

Th... There, see?! You're the one who's going to be eaten!

Quit it, you!!

S-Serves you right!

Ow!

W-What's the deal here?

W... What the heck was that?

I've finally conquered it! I've conquered the uncharted peak!

Yoo-hoo!!

Like you haven't a care in the world...

I can't get enough of that fresh mountain air!

It takes me back to the time I scaled the North Alps!

Say, dear... Where do you suppose we are?

Qawool, the thoughtful girl that she is, transported us to Mt. Lilicoco!

Is this really Mt. Lilicoco?

Of course it is!

See? The fog is lifting.

Soon, we'll have a spectacular view...

...from the Holy River of God to Roshtaria itself!

Huh? Huh?

Dear? Where are we?

Do you remember... oboeteru

... the anniversary that God gave us? kamisama ga kureta kinenbi

I'll say it softly. kossori icchau ne

From that moment on, I had made up my mind. ano shunkan kara watashi kimeteitan da yo

There were too many things that needed more than my love... suki dake ja dame na koto oosugita kedo

...but a hurricane of happiness came and blew them all away. shiawase no harikeen zenbu fukitobashita

Always, with nothing on my face... itsudemo sugao no mama

...my feet in line with yours. ashi wo soroete

Let's follow the patches of sunlight... hidamari to issho ni

... wherever they go. ikou ne

I'll give you all of the thank-yous I have... arittake no arigatou

...and I always will, soshite kore kara mo

forevermore. itsumade mo

In the Next Episode

It was the honeymoon location I had dreamed of!

Or, it should have been... Where in the world are we?!

Why do we have to trek about like an expedition team?

And besides that, what is the Princess Rune doing here with us?!

And why does she look so happy?

Next on El-Hazard: The Alternative World!

"Dream Open, Paradise in Heaven"

Sweetie? Do you suppose this place is really floating?!

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