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Ah! I'm so dead.

I'm a man.

I'm a man.

I'm a man.

I'm not a woman.

I'm not pretty.

W-What...

W-What the...

Fatora-sama.

Does my return make you that happy?

Now, please give me some lovin' for the first time in a while.

W-What the heck are you doing?

Second Night

El-Hazard: The World of Beautiful Women

I was hoping I would wake up and this was all a dream.

Hey, Makoto!

Are you awake?

Mizuhara!

W-What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Good morning, sensei.

Good morning my butt!

What a scandal for a student of the honored Shinonome High in another world!

Huh?

N-No! It's not what you think!

Ah! Your teacher is...

Your teacher is so ashamed!

What's wrong?

Do you realize what you've done?

Um...

When did you meet such a girl, anyway?

I said, it's not what you think!

What do you mean it's not what I think?

Fatora-sama!

I'm so ashamed!

Geez! How many times do I have to tell you to make you understand?

Good morning, Fatora-sama!

Princess Fatora's lover?

Yes. I had to go away for a while to visit my parents.

I just returned last night.

I've got a headache.

You mean a hangover?

No!

My goodness.

To think the princess' lover is a little girl.

This is an unbelievable world.

I really love Fatora-sama.

But I came back to the palace and I heard she's missing.

It's supposed to be a secret, isn't it?

Well, I had no choice, given the situation...

I won't tell anyone.

So in return, please help me find her. Please!

W-Well, I was planning on doing what I can.

Oh! Thank you so much!

But you really do look like Fatora-sama.

Oh, my! I'm starting to get turned on!

Hey, are you sure nothing happened last night?

Of course not!

In a far distant range of mountains lies the holy peak of Mt. Muldoon.

No outsider is allowed to enter.

The three priestesses, who worship the ancient gods, live at the summit.

Well, is that mountain really high grade?

What?

Just how steep is it?

Extremely.

Even a well-trained mountain climber would be afraid to climb it.

Fantastic!

The Eye of God was tightly sealed by the ancient gods.

Only three wise sages, the wisest of all the sages...

the priestessess who reside on Mt. Muldoon can unseal it.

And you want me to go ask them?

Correct.

Only a princess of the royal family may request such a thing.

The princess must not leave here under any circumstances.

We have no other choice but to ask for your help.

I understand.

Just leave everything to us.

Oh! That's very reassuring!

Hey, you can't decide just among yourselves!

You can't tell me to just go to a dangerous mountain like that.

Listen, Makoto.

For the people, for the society we face hardship.

That's the Shinonome High School spirit, isn't it?

Oh, come on!

It's gonna be all right.

I have a hunch it will be fun.

"It's gonna be all right" my butt!

You look good!

You look good in that outfit too!

Yes. She's very beautiful.

Stop that!

I haven't decided to go yet.

It will be all right.

I'll be going with you, too.

That's right.

The mountain is calling to us.

Oh, come on, you guys!

Fatora.

Fatora.

Oh, I'll present you with this cat.

Go on.

It's supposed to be a cat?

Here. Come here.

Fatora.

Its name is Ura.

Ura!

What is this thing?

The cat is a unique species that acts as living armor.

It's Fatora's cat, and it will now protect you.

N-Nice to meet you.

I'm Makoto.

Makoto. Makoto!

He looks even more like Princess Fatora when he has the cat around him.

Yes. It's true.

I'm getting turned on again.

W-Will you knock that off?

The country of Gannan has fallen too easily to the Bugrom advance.

They have never suffered such a serious breach of their defenses.

It would seem that our final hope now lies with Princess Fatora.

I think this will work as a good pickax.

This act will quiet the fears of our allies.

The alliance is safe for the time being.

Galus-sama.

It's our turn next.

Perhaps we can proceed with plans for our wedding.

Yes.

For the conquest of the country of Gannan...

I, Diva, bestow upon you the Bugrom Mushi-pale Medal.

You're amazing, Mr. Jinnai.

You did this well in your very first battle.

I'll show you what I'm really capable of from now on.

Look forward to it.

Oh, you seem very capable.

What was that?

That's bad.

What's wrong?

Remember what I said about the alliance's ultimate weapon?

You're talking about that thing called the Eye of God?

Rune Venus has sent her sister Fatora as an envoy in an attempt to unseal it.

Really?

If they use that, we will never win.

Don't worry.

Just leave it to me.

What?

Eliminate the second princess of Roshtaria and the Eye of God is useless.

It's like killing two birds with one stone.

Prince of deep shadows, I have come as you requested.

Is it you, Kiraiya?

Princess Fatora is headed to Mt. Muldoon.

That's impossible!

The princess is in our...

Of course, it is an impostor, but we don't know who it is.

Why don't you expose the truth to the alliance?

The royal house is trying to hide Fatora's disappearance.

If I were to tell them the truth, I would fall under direct suspicion.

And I am not ready to reveal my true identity yet.

How ironic.

You cannot expose the fake Fatora, even though you know about it.

It doesn't bother me.

We just get rid of the impostor as if she were the real princess.

I see.

I have leaked this information to the Bugrom.

Those damn bugs will attack Fatora and her entourage

without realizing our true intention.

Kiraiya, during this confusion, you must kill the impostor.

Yes, sir!

We'll let the Bugrom and the alliance destroy each other.

Just like the ancient people of El-Hazard.

Listen carefully, mountain men...

Don't fall in love with mountain men.

Oh, this is great!

This is better than the Himalayas.

My hunch was correct after all.

It's perfect!

Drinking alcohol on a mountain is the best.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hurry up!

You darn kids will never conquer Mt. Muldoon like that!

Aren't we going the wrong way?

Are we really all right without having guards?

It can't be help. That's how the tradition goes.

Even so, they didn't have to leave us alone and leave.

Caravan porters are like that, usually.

We're not climbing the Himalayas.

Well, don't worry.

There are no persistent bastards that would follow us onto a mountain like this.

That is unmistakably Makoto Mizuhara.

Damn you!

How dare you come to a place like this to get in my way!

What a persistent bastard!

Just one woman.

So that means she's Princess Fatora.

Listen! You can't let them leave here alive!

We have to let Makoto know my real power!

You fools! Where are you going?

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

You have to get ahead of them and trap them fair and square!

This is it! This is it!

All right, do it!

You idiots!

Can't you recognize a perfect opportunity?

This is how it's done.

You're all too naive.

I will teach you how to commit a correct foul.

I-I'm gonna die!

I'm scared!

What are you guys saying?

This rock is as solid as the foothills of Kurobe!

Are you really sure we're going the right way?

We both saw the sign, didn't we?

Oh, you have an aptitude for this.

It reminds me of scaling the north face of the Grand Jorasses!

Oh! I'm getting pumped!

I-I'm gonna die!

Don't give up!

We can reach the correct route after climbing up this.

"Correct route after climbing up this?"

Are you saying there was another way?

Yeah, but I just wanted to try climbing up this wall.

Hey, go faster!

We're not going to make it on time!

Listen up, this is what you would call a traditional pitfall.

Hey, Katsuo! Dig harder!

That's right! I'm talking to you, Katsuo!

And you are...

let's see...

Masuo, Tarao, Namihei, and Ikura.

Oh, it's you, Norisuke.

What? They're not headed this way?

They're climbing the wall?

Damn you, Makoto!

You outwit me! What a formidable bastard!

Wow! It's beautiful.

What is this place?

Oh, no!

We are in the Crystal Tunnels!

What's that?

I've heard about it before. It's the path the wind from the Crystal Mountain blows through.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but it sounds awful.

Sensei!

Sensei!

Sensei!

What in the world happened?

Dammit!

What the hell!

I wanna hurry up and go home.

I guess you're at school right now and making money like usual, Nanami-chan.

Hey! Where's my Kimora Combo?

I ordered three Mayolie Nan! Hurry up!

Okay! Sorry about that!

Why you...

Here take this.

Oh, yeah. The tip. Thanks.

Don't give up, Nanami.

If you save up money, you can get out of here.

I'm gonna die!

What's with this mountain?

After I went to the trouble of bringing a pickax.

Where the hell's the snow?!

Walk carefully, please!

Long time no see, Makoto Mizuhara!

Jinnai!

I didn't know you were here, too!

I wanted to see you!

Seeing you again at this place...

means you really are my destined rival after all!

What?

But that will end after today.

I'm putting an end to our long battle!

You're talking nonsense again.

By the way, I didn't know you had a hobby of dressing up in drag.

I-It's not what you think!

You don't have to make excuses.

Even if you're a pervert, you were a good rival.

Those bugs!

Don't tell me you've...

That's right!

I'll work for the Bugrom and become the ruler of all of El-Hazard!

Go! Attack!

What are you doing?!

Stop this, Jinnai-kun!

This is no way for a student council president to act!

Retreat!

I'm gonna die!

What?

Did you see my superhuman Fujisawa jump power?!

I haven't refrained from drinking alcohol for no reason!

How scary.

Damn! What are you guys doing?

After them! Hurry, Katsuo!

After them! Go after them!

They're catching up!

Dammit!

Makoto!

Makoto!

Thank you! You saved me.

It's my job.

Sensei!

Makoto!

This is the end for you, Makoto Mizuhara.

Attack!

Who is it?

Trying to commit murder on the holy mountains of God?

What do you think you're doing?!

Wonderful!

I don't know who you are, but I won't forgive anyone who gets in my way!

Attack!

Are you trying to pick a fight with me?

How amusing.

What?!

Wonderful! Wonderful!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Here I come!

Come on! Come on!

Dammit! Withdraw!

Withdraw!

Hurry up!

Man, that was a close call.

Thanks to you, we're safe.

I never expected... I mean, I never imagined a person like you would be a priestess

No problem.

Excuse me, but what's your name?

Oh, I am Shayla-Shayla.

Nice to meet ya.

Sister Shayla...

what a wonderful name.

Oh, so busy.

Hurry up or we'll miss the purification ceremony.

Yo, Afura. Fatora from Roshtaria is here.

Oh... Fatora from Roshtaria.

So you're the princess?

Welcome.

I am Afura Mann, one of the priestesses of Mt. Muldoon.

E-Excuse me...

We came here to ask a favor of you.

Sorry, not now.

We're in a hurry.

But wait!

Shayla, we're leaving now.

I know, I know.

Oh, sister!

We are so late.

Sister Miz must be tired of waiting.

W-Wait a minute! Please!

We have something very important to ask of you!

Please come again.

Sorry.

We can't do that!

It's about the destiny of Roshtaria and the Eye of God!

Um, wait!

I'm ready.

Okay. Let's go then.

Please! Listen to what I have to say!

Shayla-san!

Sister!

They're gone...

What did we come all the way up here for?

Who knows.

Sister!

Sister!

Sister!

Even if a magician turns you

mahou tsukai ga anata wo onnanoko ni

into a girl,

henshin sasete mo

I don't mind. I know I'll keep on

watashi heiki yo ima made douri kitto

liking you the way I have.

anata ga suki de irareru

Let's dress up

osoroi no ribon tsukete

and wear matching ribbons.

oshare wo shimasho

I also feel that we'll get along

ima yori mo motto nakayoku nareru

better than before.

sonna ki mo suru wa

I love you, even if you're not strong.

daisuki yo tsuyoku nakute mo

I love you, even if you don't do your best.

daisuki yo ganbaranakute mo

It's not like I want you to protect me.

mamotte hoshii wake ja nai wa

I just want to be

anata to tada futari

together with you.

issho ni iru dake de ii

daisuki yo eraku nakute mo

I love you, even if you're not distinguished.

I love you, even if you keep losing.

daisuki yo makete bakari demo

I don't need bravery or strength.

yuuki mo chikara mo iranai wa

I just want to be friends

anata to itsumademo

with you forever.

nakayoku shite itai dake

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Once a year, all the priestesses attend a purification ritual at the holy spring.

We followed those three priestesses to Arliman Springs.

What we saw there was...

Don't look! It's not something minors are allowed to see!

Next episode: "The World of Hot Springs."

Fond memories from long ago.

Third Night

El-Hazard: The World of Hot Springs